>Americans who claim to be of Irish descent during any sporting event in which Ireland is participating
Trips don't lie. Everyone from Boston should be executed
>>68800888
My black friend from Boston insists he is part irish because he grew up there.
>>68801075
Boston is more Irish than Ireland.
>>68800888
>>68800929
Agreed
To that point, "muh heritage" faggots in general need to be shot, whether it's German or Mexican or whatever.
Unless you're truly a first-generation immigrant, you are an American. Fucking act like it.
>>68800888
>Americans who wear a Germany shirt during the World Cup because their great-great-great- grandfather moved here from Germany in 1848, even though their last name is "Jackson" and they've never even met a Geman
>>68800888
Is this true IRL or are you memeing?
>>68801152
>they've never even met a Geman
never even seen one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTD0xVqt6kw
>be irish
>actually be english subject because country is too cucked to fight
>nearly starve to death because potatoes had a bad year
>come to america
>have kids
>they get drunk and boast about """""heritage"""""
>you will never be 18 on a Korean Sushi eating forum and disagree whole heartedly with these threads again
Feels amazing. Sorry I was such a faggot guys.
Jews are the worst at this tbqh famala
>we're Roman we promise
>we're middle eastern we promise
>we're eastern European we promise
>we're white we promise
>>68801460
This
It's between them and Chicanos
>>68801113
First gen immigrant and I still do my best to fit in here, this shit it inexcusable regardless
>>68800888
>German and Scandinavian descent
>grandfather has detailed family tree dating back centuries
>says he'll hand it to me to update and take care of
>in forty years or so years ill pass it on to my son or grandson
>"ew pop, we're part Muslim?!"
>>68801494
I giggled
Irish heritage isn't even a good thing, they spent WW2 drinking Guinness instead of killing Germans, and anyone who wasn't down for that had to betray their country
>Americans who claim to be Spanish/ Real Latino
>Don't know Spanish
I always get depressed when I see all these Latin Americans do the dumbest shit.
>canadians that get mistaken for americans because their accent is the same because they are cucks
>>68801516
I'm baffled by people proud of Irish heritage. At least blacks pretend their ancestors wuz pangs when they do that. The Irish are proud in their ignorance of anything but whiskey, pipe bombs and potatoes.
>>68801559
What do you think about you lot getting mistaken for us lot? Don't pretend it doesn't happen
>>68801600
Honestly the only way I can tell is that Aussies won't attempt to convert me to Islam
>>68801600
only by americans
at least we can both agree on how retarded americans are
>>68801516
Tonnes of Irish fought for the allies during WWII, the country itself just took the stance of neutral, because we wanted to exercise our independence and not blindly fall in line with all of Britain's policies and decisions. Yes it was not the most mature way of handling things, but when you're getting rekt for hundreds of years you tend to make decisions on a more visceral level than intellectual.
>>68801635
Retarded like a fox!
Is muh heritage any different than muh nationality?
>that American exchange student who comes over claiming he's part German, but only speaks the language in a very broken way, but insists on replying in German to you even though you're speaking English with him which results in him having to repeat everything at least twice, because you don't get what he's trying to say at first
Had a guy like this at uni.
He was a cool, nice dude overally, but his obsession to speak German all the time was a bit weird and annoying (although his German did get a lot better in the end)
>>68801673
an obese fox
>>68801688
Yes
You actually live in one
>>68801635
You're literally tan Canadians. Who cares what you think?
>"St Patty's Day"
>>68801732
Tell that to Scots and Catalonians.
>>68801738
you because you replied to me
>>68801722
maybe he wanted to practice, Dieter you autist
>>68801722
>but his obsession to speak German all the time was a bit weird and annoying
>(although his German did get a lot better in the end)
did you consider that he was trying to improve his german m8?
>>68801738
New Zealand is the Canada and they're not tan
>>68801473
as shit as chicanos are, they are loyal to 1 flag
>>68800888
>that smelly yuro kid by himself watching divegrass in the dorm's common area
>>68801785
>>68801786
This, it can be tough for Americans to practice foreign languages because so many of you speak English well, especially the Germans. If we don't insist on using German, we'll just end up speaking English all the time, defeating the purpose of going to Germany in the first place.
>>68800888
For a tiny irrelevant country of 5 million people you goofs sure do talk about us a lot
>>68801815
>loyal
I doubt many of then have even visited Mexico.
>>68801815
They really aren't. Most of them, especially the younger ones, seem to have decided that they're American and Mexican nationalists at the same time. Not too different from the 2nd or 3rd generation Irish and German immigrants back in the pre-WWI days.
Boston and Liverpool are honourary Irish cities.
It's no surprise that they are the most winningest sports cities in their respective countries.
>>68801825
Isn't it right that everyone at American universities shares a single bed? I can see how that would get annoying.
>>68801798
Heh. I've actually been to Australia, was a pretty good time. Never left the cities really, but enjoyed the visit. Aussies are bro-tier. It's maybe the only place in the world I could see myself living outside the US. I know, I know, you're full.
>>68801854
*This is why you see things like a Mexican family flying a US flag in their front yard but supporting Mexico in the Gold Cup, or American soldiers holding up a Mexican flag to protest Trump. It's even common for families to be divided when the US plays against Mexico (one of my friends used to come over to my house to watch games because he supported the US but his dad supported Mexico).
>>68801861
Stay in the US. I moved from Aus to the USA and you'll be amazed how many little comforts you will miss in USA when you're in Australia.
Italy vs. Ireland is literally muh heritage: the match
>>68801860
>Isn't it right that everyone at American universities shares a single bed?
Nobody shares a bed. Unless you're talking about bunk beds, but even those are only really a thing in freshmen dorms because freshmen are subhuman.
>>68801825
Shit's the gayest, usually the same fags who wear socks with sandals
>>68801861
the full shit is only for the chinks and the muzzies 2bh
>>68801889
Similar situation over here. You'll see a British family flying an ISIS flag in their front garden but supporting the British JobCentre on gyro day.
>>68801895
Yea I'm sure. The little comforts we have here are a big deal, I traveled Europe by myself for two months, been all over the world. I doubt I'd ever leave the US, but if there is a culture and people out there that I could live among, it's clearly the Aussies.
>>68801910
Ireland is actually likable though.
>>68801937
Aussies are probably more similar to us than any other group, except the Canadians of course.
>>68801914
Yeah
It's just that this idea is strange to those of us who live in giant countries with loads of space like England, where everyone has a room to themselves
>>68801910
One of your national team's old players was literally an American who decided to play for Italy because of >muh heritage.
>>68801983
This is about the same size as my sophomore dorm room was. My freshman one was bigger surprisingly and after that I just lived in off campus housing.
>>68801785
>>68801786
>>68801827
I know why he did it, but it was still annoying to have conversations with him, because you literally had to concentrate really hard to get what he's saying.
It was like a gameshow, where you had to guess what he was trying to say based on the few fragments of his sentences you understood.
But yeah, it really got better towards the end, so I guess he achieved his goal.
>>68801965
I'll take Warm Canada. Also I'm from the South, so I think I prefer the company of more Anglo Rednecks down under.
>>68801937
>>68801965
Pretty much. I've lived here two years and it hardly seems different to me.
Very chill people who just like a good beer desu
>>68801983
They share rooms at American univeristies?
>>68801983
I guess it just comes down to what you're used to. Having a roommate isn't a big deal, and it's a good way to make a new friend. That's why I made sure to request a single room as soon as possible.
>>68801988
BASED GIUSEPPE SOPRANO
Bet he enjoys a tasy gabbagool, and being from Clifton a delicious Ripper from Rutt's Hut
Also
>5'8"
>spaghettodwarfs
>>68802028
You can choose if you want to or not.
>>68801988
Muh Heritage reporting.
If you're a little kid who loves soccer and you're watching Baggio in World Cup 1994 and your mom is like, "Anon, you have Italian blood," then it's all over. There's no coming back, it's muh heritage forever.
>>68802028
It's an option. And depending on your school, it might be mandatory if you're a filthy freshman
>>68802061
>tfw I will never get to moon the freshman tour group out of my window as they pass through the quad ever again
>>68802051
>>68802061
Don't think they even offer something like that here, be a bit too weird
You yanks are all happy-go-lucky though so it's probably all rainbows and sunshine being in a room with a stranger
>>68802059
>you're watching Baggio in World Cup 1994
So you were watching one of the biggest chokers in Italian football history and that's what made you proud of your Italian roots?
>>68802059
>watching Zlatan score 4 goals against England
>mom comes in the room
>"Anon, you have Swedish blood"
But I kept supporting the USA because I'm not a faggot
>>68802080
>a bit too weird
Even if you don't share rooms I'm sure you share bathrooms. What's the big deal? I can understand the anxiety it would give most people on the Chan just thinking about sharing a room tho lol.
>>68802080
It's hit or miss but a lot of times you can make a good friend. Plus I introduced my roommate to Fifa and we would take on kids from all over the dorm and be unstoppable.
>>68802080
I assumed it was to stop them having sex and drinking, and just generally ruin university
Of course, over here there are now entire halls of residence dedicated to Muslims who won't live with the opposite sex, so I can't really laugh at them
>>68802093
>comparing Swedish soccer to Italian soccer
Anon, I.... It's not even a comparison.
>>68801516
It's wore than that, they are so fucking butthurt about Britain they actively tried to ally with the Nazis
>>68802080
Even a socially awkward autist like me handled it just fine. You just set up a few ground rules at the start (who cleans what, who's responsible for what, what the procedure is when one of you brings back a girl, etc.) and everything runs smoothly for the rest of the year.
>>68802088
>germany
>calling any Italian a choker
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew.
>>68802137
>what the procedure is when one of you brings back a girl
And how often did that happen?
>>68802133
There's a short film I watched recently about a Spitfire pilot dueling a BF109 and in the end they both crash and are caught by the Irish. It says at the end they interned quite a few from both sides. I think the main actor was Johnny Quid from RockNRolla.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9rzNYc9cOc
>>68802129
>>68802119
>>68802111
Well it's not like we don't have close knit accommodation, I stayed in a apartment with THIRTEEN other people and a shared living space+kitchen best fun I ever had but I still wouldn't want to share a room with someone
>>68802133
*worse*
>>68802137
sounds like you handled it like an autist
>>68802154
Idk about him but at my school getting laid was incredibly easy and I was caught in the act a number of times. These were Jersey girls at state school though so it's not difficult. Like a farmer getting down with some sheep.
>>68802173
It wasn't my idea, it was a requirement on our floor that we meet with the RA and sign a "roommate agreement".
>>68802173
kek
>>68802186
See, are they just doing this to wind people up? Your houses are massive, but you have to share bedrooms at uni?
>>68801113
AND I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN, WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREE
>>68802133
>we din do nuffin we good British boys innit
>>68802161
Fucking Irish
>>68802233
>>68802154
I'm posting on /sp/ on a beautiful summer day, how often do you think it happened for me?
>>68802184
Is "Jersey girls" synonymous with "ugly girls" or something?
>>68802278
I just realized you could spare yourself the trouble of writing any shit in the topic.
a simple
>americans
or
>europeans
Would bring the same result for 80% of these threads
>>68802304
Trust a eurogay to make a comment like that
>>68802304
I do this on /tv/ and /ck/ all the time. Sometimes with a ridiculous premise like "Do Americans really watch television at night?" Or "Do Americans really eat cereal with milk?"
Easy (Yous) for my retirement fund
>>68802342
Serious question here, do americans actually microwave water?
>>68802048
Either Rutt's Hut or the Hot Grill. However Hot Grill is infested with niggers, but their dogs all the way are pretty legit.
>>68802363
I'm sure some do, but most people I know either use the kettle on the stove or in college an electric kettle. Those are the best because they're so versatile.
>>68802389
TWO NO ONION ON FIVE ONE FRENCHY ONE
>>68802363
I heard that they use hot water from the tap to speed things up, degenerates
>>68802401
>tfw Americans don't even have a separate tap for hot and cold
pls liberate
>>68802463
Aha, you know most houses in England have a single tap aswell
I think older houses have them separate due to ye olde plumbing
>>68802342
Huh, I thought those were all Brits.
>>68802363
For what purpose?
The only times I have ever seen water being microwaved was when someone made a cup of instant hot-chocolate or a cup of tea when in a pinch. I'm sorry and I apologize if that gave you a heart attack, Bongbro.
>>68801460
honestly wtf are Jews
>>68802559
Nah for boiling water for tea/coffee or whatever
>>68801983
>It's just that this idea is strange to those of us who live in giant countries with loads of space like England
English "flats" are the size of my bedroom
>>68802133
>they actively tried to ally with the Nazis
that's why the weather report that determined d-day proceeded was based on irish information yeah? good lad wind your neck in
>>68802597
Yeah, for tea or instant coffee
Though not many people drink instant coffee anymore
>>68802617
Yeah, that was my point lad.
Why are you all sharing when you have so much space
Just highlighting the irony innit
>>68802566
Rats
>>68802677
Im also curious why everyone hates Jews... I mean for real. I work in a very jewish part of town and have had some super jewish friends (so jewish they moved to isreal to be even more jewish) and they were cool as fuck.
whats the deal lads?
>>68802676
Whoops. Blonde moment there.
The answer is because dorm buildings are designed to make freshmen as miserable as possible and to make people move off campus ASAP
>>68802566
They're members of a religion. It's just that centuries of marginalization have caused them to be very insular. They only marry other Jews, they give jobs to other Jews, etc.
>>68802711
I can't speak for everyone but I don't hate your garden variety Jews, even if they tend to be whiny as hell.
I do hate that Jews control most major media outlets and political bodies. But that's not me hating them because they're Jews, it's me hating people in those roles who happen to be Jewish
>>68802233
nah m8 never said that, yeah we were cunts I admit it but you hypocrites tried to side with cunts that were ten times worse than we ever were
>>68802642
wow good for you lads, such a telling contribution to the war effort, I notice you waited until it looked like the war was practically over before choosing a side
>we were on your side all along lads honest
>>68801075
>>68801152
i hope this is a meme
>>68802711
Centuries of marginalization kept them apart from the rest of European society. They found niches in the economy (Christians couldn't lend money due to the church's ban on usury, so Jews did it). Then, because they've historically been marginalized (or possibly because they think they're better than everyone else), they look out for each other and gave each other jobs. Hence why certain industries are dominated by them (banking/finance, entertainment).
>>68802768
lol fuck off we didn't have to "contribute" anything to ye
>>68801933
toppest kek Andy
>>68802869
Why post it then? What's your point exactly?
>mfw 1/2048th Icelandic
feels good that my ancestors are so successful this year
>>68802909
that you were wrong, are you dense?
>>68800929
>A median proportion of European ancestry in African-Americans of 18.5 percent, with large variation among individuals.
This only proves muh heritage thinking is retarded though.
Fuck off, I need the money and support. WASP Brits out!
>>68802927
You believe giving the allies a weather report that they most likely already had was a worthwhile contribution? Think you might be the dense one lad.
>>68802998
Just shut up and let them have this one, it's their first accomplishment in centuries
>>68802998
To Ireland, a weather forecast is an act of war.
Does that make this their way of asserting ownership of NI?
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
>None!
Has Ireland contributed anything to the world other than a couple okay writers and overrated whisky and beer?
>>68802998
>they most likely already had
ahh so you are dense, you are clearly uninformed on the topic
go back and look at your initial post and the part of it i highlighted in my response to it
thick cunt
>>68803108
Holy fuck Ireland why do you allow your weather grills to be so ugly?
>>68800888
>Americans who claim to be of German descent during any discussion about race
These types are far more common and deluded, especially on 4shit when it's all these mutts think they're pure
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2J5n8kzpbCs
>it's a 'people think Nazis were the "bad guys"' episode
>>68803137
My initial post said they tried to ally with the Nazis and they did, so how am I wrong?
>>68803297
>edgy neet needs to think he's a member of the master race because otherwise he'd have nothing to be proud of in his life
>>68803370
in what ways did Ireland try to ally with the nazis?
>>68803479
American """"""""""reasoning"""""""""
>>68803479
As much as I hate the Irish, he's right
And I'm not some NEET, I'm rather well-off. But it would be career and social suicide to express even remotely right-wing views in this """""progressive""""" world of ours, so I pretend to be an obnoxious SJW to survive
>>68803370
but they didn't, you haven't posted any source or information suggesting the contrary, just a baseless assertion
>>68801364
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_War_of_Independence
>>68803523
the IRA actively sought an alliance and the Iish government allowed U boats to use Ireland as a base U boats that were sinking your best mate america's ships, the evidence is readily available with a simple google search
inb4
>we din do nuffin
>>68803785
So you are going to take the minority that were the IRA at that time, and disregard the majority of Irish men who joined the Irish war effort on part of the allies during WW1 and 2?
Very good
>mfw used to live on south side of Chicago in all """""""""""""Irish"""""""""""""" neighborhood
>it was just a bunch of fifth generation Americans with relatively Irish last names, drinking at all the """"""""""Irish""""""""""" bars and wearing green everywhere
>the worst day every year was St. Patrick's Day because they had a massive parade where everyone pretended to be stereotypical Irish
all of my ancestry technically comes from Ireland, both my mom and dads grandparents came off the boat from there, but i dont identify with that shit at all. i even went on vacation to Ireland once and i really liked it but i didnt pretend it was some kind of ancestral journey
my dad always taught me that if ur born and raised in USA you're American and nothing else
there are 34 . 5 million Americans who list their heritage as either primarily or partially Irish . That number is, incidentally , seven times larger than the population of Ireland itself (4 . 68 million) . Irish is the second -most common ancestry among Americans , falling just behind German .
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2013/03/17/the-irish-american-population-is-seven-times-larger-than-ireland/
>>68804042
saying the irish people and government did not fully support the IRA is like trying to say that the british government didn't support the Loyalist forces in northern ireland
POTATO TIME DADDY O!
McLURL O'REILLY'S FINEST SPUDS!!
YEEEEEEEEE HAAAAWWWWWWW!
>wanting to be irish
who in the fuck would claim to be part of those white niggers
>>68800888
>Canadians talking about anything that isn't related to maple syrup
>>68804459
>saying the irish people and government did not fully support the IRA
kek retard the irish government stamped down on the ira preceding the war and executed members of it
lol @ u
>>68802950
> flag
> post
Leave it to a swede
