Come commiserate with other Americans about the shocking blowout from the small black man in an irrelevant game yesterday
AMERICANS ONLY
fuck da rules
>>68796095
>Lose a cup they're hosting
>Think they can prevent other nations from posting
M4TE
>>68796110
>implying you can talk about this
>>68796100
>Cheeseburgers in cbarge of banter
We remember that night with great pride because of the performance our boys put on when it really mattered
>>68796142
>the performance our boys put on
>lost
kek
>no shots on target or off target all game
>>68796153
>cheeseburgers in charge of not being stupid and dumb and fat
>>68796130
>Implying the day after that I posted a topic in 4chan BBS titled "fuck argies italians only"
>>68796179
>M. Reus 32', 40'
>M. Özil 55'
>M. Klose 58'
>T. Kroos 61', 83'
>>68796153
>thinks that narrowly losing by a single goal over two legs, with one of those legs being a draw, is equivalent to getting thrashed 4-0
>with 0 (zero) shots on goal, either on or off target
This is why you will never be good at football
>>68796235
>getting one point in WC group stages
What did they mean by this?
can anyone inform me of the USA soccer ball score?
I just want to see fat crying Americans desu
>>68796258
>Americries
>>68796212
None of those players play for USA you silly cheeseburger
why are burgers so butthurt suddenly?
Did they think beating mexico tier teams made them relevant at football for a second or something?
>>68796258
4 to 0 shreks
USA is so irrelevant, Euro's don't even know what happened last night.
USA got raped by the brown Argentinians in its own land.
>>68796315
Have you browsed espee in the last few weeks? They were convinced they would have won.
>>68796255
We meant this
>>68796315
>greatest cuntry on earth
>lose to a country which recently defaulted
they really do think they are the best at everything then reality hits them
>>68796315
Their delusions of grandeur have suddenly come crashing down. Must be painful
Not gonna lie, if Mex7c0 hadn't happened then /sp/ would've rightfully had a drunken memefest over this match.
I honestly thought our team would've lost at just 2-0 or at least put some shots on target...
>>68796315
They hadn't played a single good team to reach the semi finals. Funny as fuck that they thought they were good.
>0 (zero) shots
Cowardice, thy name is USMNT
Fuck da rules famalam
Realistically we never had a chance against the Argies. But we still shitpost about winning because that's what the English have thought us.
>>68796235
Another reason is because we made up a sport that we could be good at, called it Football, renamed actual football Soccer, then proceeded to tell the children that Soccer is for girls or fags and that real men play "Football"
>0(zero) shots
>>68797311
>actual football
Association football is only one variety of football. To distinguish it from the most popular football in the USA we borrowed a British nickname for it, soccer.
Soccer is even called soccer in most countries where English is the first language (excluding Caribbean micronations because who even knows).
True GOAT teams only get raped on the semifinals on their own home...
>soccer
Football and basketball cannot start again soon enough. Save us from this faggot sport
>tfw raped by Argentina
I t-thought you were going to go easy on us...
>>68798569
Underrated.
>>68798641
Because then USA can't embarrass themselves since there's only American teams, eh?
i dont think i know anyone in real life watched this game. the only person i know who made noise on fb/twitter was this african immigrant i befriended a long time ago. i dont think anybody cared.
Even Brazil managed to not lose to Argentina this year... Shame on you, 'murica!
>>68797311
None of that is true.
>>68798800
Not in fylover states, no
>>68798868
I watched
>>68796315
>why are burgers so butthurt suddenly?
No one is butthurt. It's either Chicanos shitposting to make us look like babies or hipsters from the PacNW upset, since they are the only segment of the native born population who actually cares.