>Argentina wins
>Messhit STILL so obsessed with big strong American men that he demands a selfie with PuliGod
Why are we so much better than the rest of the world lads?
>>68792728
>tfw not even snapchat
>tfw not "with it" anymore
>>68792728
Messy looks like a rat lmao. They weren't kidding about the big nose Argentine meme
>>68792728
This is like when a serial killer keeps a trophy of his victims to be able to relive the murder time and time again
>>68792728
>>68792779
How is this boy scout a trophy? Funny thing is that hes already taller than thar manlet at 17
>>68792831
rip pocho
>>68792728
I never noticed Messi's pointy ears
>>68792728
Pulisic should be fucking embarassed. what a piece of shit, after a display like that he should be avoiding the spotlight at all cost.
>>68792728
messi needs to shave the beard and grow the mullet
Is Pulisic the first non meme player that's been hyped by us?
>Adu
>Green
>Zelalem
>>68792884
>short
>pointy ears
Messi Elf confirmed
>>68792922
Adu was the only pure meme
It's reasonable to expect that Bayern and Arsenal academy players wouldn't be shit
>>68792897
Dude he's 17 fucking years old and didn't look out of place at all, give him a break.
>>68792897
way better than Wondo, another old geezer who doesn't need the experience chosen by the Klanmann as a starter
>>68792968
Kek I remember one time he got the ball stolen from him and he tried to run after it and fell down spilling his spaghetti
>>68792916
Oh man, I still remember the Adu hype. What even caused people to think he was so promising here?
>>68793022
So? Lavezzi literally killed himself on an advertising board, shit happens. At least Pulisic doesn't have to worry about being kidnapped, Chicano trash
>>68792897
Looked like one of the few players on the US side that was actually trying. I really like his attitude and I hope he continues to improve in the Bundesliga.
Really looking forward to him being a starter on the team in the future.
>>68792968
he looked like complete shit lol. i don't think he had a single possession he didn't give the ball away and he fell over every time he tried to win a challenge.
>>68793022
He'll have plenty of time to learn and fix mistakes, nowhere to go but up
>>68793153
When does Mexico play tomorrow lad?
>>68792749
Same. I'm 27 too but I don't feel that old.
>>68793186
America is just known for hyping up it's next gen players, and they never are all that spectacular on the grand stages.
The Serb obviously had a poor match, but so did the whole team.
>>68792831
Beckerman makes me wanna cut a bitch.
>>68792831
holly shit thats one bad GK
>>68793342
Yeah, Guzan is shit. If we played Howard we still would've gotten BTFO, but he definitely saves one or both of the first two. Although that was a sick FK, it was saveable if Guzan didn't shift his feet in the wrong direction first
>>68793376
>Howard
he's absolute shit now which is why he went back to the MLS
>>68793303
how the fuck is that Beckerman's mark
>>68792779
fucking kek good one Manolo
>>68793135
this
>>68793388
I'm not saying he isn't, I'm saying Guzan is more shit. That first goal was a joke, either stay on the line or commit to coming out you bald retard
>>68792884
Messi is a fucking hobbit
If he were a true American hero he would have spiked his sample and gotten Messi a cheeky 2 year ban. But he's a fucking Croat at heart so of curse he didn't.
>>68793135
this
the kiddo was the only one who tried to do something
I hope to see him become a world class player in the next 5 years
Messi shouldn't allowed to play football. His body is total fucked up by the roids he got in his youth to grow up.
>>68793579
t-thanks senpai
hope messi wins one for da tina
>>68793059
Probably getting signed at 14
>>68792728
Pulisic kinda looks a little autistic too. Not literally aspergers like Messi, but I get the feeling he doesn't really think about anything except soccer and how he is going to try really hard and run really fast in the next practice. He'l work out
But his little turn around 180 move needs a little work. It looked good against Ecuador but when he tried it on the Argies they made him slip and look like a dummy
>>68793798
He definitely has the autismo look to him. Anyway we can find Pulisic's preferred in flight meal? If it's anything close to Cheese Pizza and sprite we've got a good one
>>68793092
We all know who won that day
> Coca-Cola 1-0 Lavezzi
>>68792779
you woke up really early
>>68792728
>big strong American men
>5'8
>139 pounds
just take the loss
>>68794142
>Messi
>5'7
BIG
>>68794165
>>68794142
neither of them are big. they are both manlets. But at least messi is stocky. the kid looks like a fucking skelly.
>>68793376
>Although that was a sick FK, it was saveable
lol no, you're fucking deluded, it was literally perfect
I agree with howard tho, dude has seemingly a more intuitive grasp of adequate positioning
Hope his Croatian genes can help the USMNT to become better
>>68793551
Another Croat doing absolutely nothing color me surprised
>>68794205
I think he might have had a few centimeters left to the right, but otherwise it could not have been more perfectly placed.
which is why the first goal pissed me off so much, Argentina was always going to score a spectacular goal so giving them a stupid/soft goal was catastrophic.
>>68792728
COLONIZED
YOU JUST KNOW
>>68792831
>that retarded scream at the end
what did they mean by this?
Do you think Messi even know this guy? He probably doesn't even remember playing against him
>>68796236
Yes. He's obviously obsessed with the person set to dethrone him as the best in the world. It's only natural.
>>68796260
kek
>>68792831
wtf was US Defence thinking?
worse than Pearl Harbour
>>68792831
>PRICELESS
