>Germany, France, Spain, Italy, England all on one side
>One of the teams on the left side will definitely be in the final
what a meme tournament
looks good to me
sorry, klaus
>>68792304
>not wanting Iceland and Portugal to win by the same scoreline so Iceland and Hungary go to the left and Portugal goes to the right immediately facing England
not meme enough yet Hans
england is a meme, lucky if they make it to the quarterfinals
>>68792304
>will definitely be in the final
bracket isn't even finalized yet, dieter
>>68792304
WTF? im not seeing euro but what happened? and who gonna play against germany in the finals
>>68792304
>portulel will win tomorrow and will get the easiest route to the final
just fuck my shit up
>>68792460
You're right. But it's a joker either way
wheres portugal you faggot
>>68792465
It's not fixed yet. But basically Spain and England failed to win their group so all the favourites are at one side.
>>68792592
Wales will hopefully get Northern Ireland or Albania. No turks pls
>yfw Hungary- Northern Ireland final
I'm fucking seething right now this such Bulls hit
>>68792304
We need Portugal and Belgium on the right to meme it all the way
>>68792745
Wales-Croatia
>>68792800
Belgium is far too meme, they belong on the left with other hot memes like Poland, Wales, and Croatia. Portugal is still semi-relevant though, so they belong on the right.
>>68792304
poland belgium france and geemany
>>68792304
Its Coming Home, lads.
#WearTheRed#WearTheDragon
>>68792735
sorry
in my honest and humble opinion, Croatia have just become the tournament favourites
>>68792800
just meme my shit up
how is doing Italy? since i was kid Italy is my meme team to all international cups, i just love its cheap way of play soccer
>>68792837
>Portugal is still semi-relevant though
bit of an overstatement 2bh
>>68793000
No hope for them before the tournament, now they might be the only team to win all group games
How did Italy already win their group/know what position they play next?
couldnt they lose, Belgium win and make up the goal difference
explain to a slow amerifriend pls
How do i know which Team will play against germany. It says group C winner against third of group A/B/F. And how do they decide it?
>>68793227
Head to head
>>68792973
What a shit tournament
The semifinal France - Germany will be the real final in there
>>68792304
How can you avoid this from happening?
Why are european commentators (especially british) so lame?
Literally, that kills it for me
>>68793236
I don't get the system either, but Germany will most likely play against Slovakia. The only other option is Albania
>>68793610
You can't. None of the top teams will meet in the final, that's for sure.
>>68792304
>Hungrary - Belgium
>implying it wont be Hungrary - Sweden
>>68792304
I'd really like to see Croatia in the final
>that tablecloth jersey 1000/10
tbqh this is going to be a lot more entertaining than the big teams crushing their way to the semis.
We have both powerhouse matches and dark horses with a real shot for the cup. It's like two different tournaments.
>>68793540
how will we get past italy?
>>68793824
We won't. Spain will.
Finally this boringass tournament gets good.
>win your group effortlessly but with good football
>get the hardest way to the final
Italy being platini'd
>I'm scared that at some point parking the bus will fail
>Memedowski and Memelik can't score goals
>>68794019
We will Greece this out
>yfw tsuuuman will tsuu his way to the final
jesus fuck portugal has a cakewalk to the final
>in b4 belgium
they're shit
>>68794019
>>68794055
Enjoy the easy way to the final, Jan and Pavel.
They should have scored against Ukraine to give us that spot
>>68794092
>>68794055
Best strategy.
>>68794055
you have to greece it out one match more than greece did.
>>68794130
I'll take 2nd place anytime
>>68792304
Should have won the 1st place in group lel
>>68792651
Going home after mediocre performance, Ronnie BTFO
If Gareth Bale manages to meme his way to win the Yurobowl, is he the GOAT?
>mfw Poland, Germany, France and Croatia were the best teams in the group stage
>>68794162
at least more than penaldo
>>68794162
He will be, yes.
Memes aside I think he's the best player in yuros so far.
>>68794177
>france
>>68793612
British commentary is best commentary, it's more intellectual so I understand why South Americans would struggle with it.
>>68794193
Points speak for themselves.
>>68794161
>mediocre
Mediocre performance includes scoring a fucking benulty. He's performance so far was utter shit.
>>68794206
>A FUCKING LEAF
>>68793612
In English, British is the best you can hope for, American commentators are the absolute werst
>>68794216
Do we need to burn your "white" house down again, amerifriend?
am I retarded for thinking wales have a legit good chance at making the final?
>>68794206
Valdano is probably more "intellectual" than them
>>68794299
No. They indeed have while Spain, Italy, France and Germany meet each other until the semi final. Thats the whole point of this thread
>>68792304
>Germany, France, England
All meme teams who are playing like shit
>>68792973
> FRA - BEL
Jihadbowl
> ENG - POR
Memebowl
>>68794473
canada losing to honduras 8 - 1
>>68794520
>Implying I'm Canadian
>Implying I care about Canada
>>68793777
>We have both powerhouse matches and dark horses with a real shot for the cup. It's like two different tournaments.
Exactly. Shit's about to get cutthroat as fuck.
>>68793777
This.
A Poland vs Italy final would be great.
>croatia hunagry half final
I want it. Just for the shitstorm.
>>68792830
Were on the same bracket
englel and 5pa1n could just win their groups and its all fine but they didnt
not the fault of the format
>inb4 Iceland goes through
That's not final until tonight. But honestly, I wouldn't mind, if that was how the brackets looked like.
I mean the German NT is already world champion and I don't care that much about the this title (although a victory would be awesome) what I do want though is them playing against Italy, France or Spain and to a lesser extent England. Just for a good game and to see how good they REALLY are.
>>68792304
>muh favorites mofugga ooga booga
blame spain and england and portugal for not being able to win their groups
>>68792365
> not wanting the far funnier scenario of Hungary beating Ronaldo+10 and just flat out elimating them on the spot regardless of what happens in the other three games
We are poor and powerless country.
Please don't kill.
Wales England final L I T E R A L L Y confirmed.
>WAL ALB
>UNG BEL
>CRO SVK
>CH POL
yes
it's terrible
>>68792304
>it's the tournament fault "big team" are shit and failed to win their groups episode
> Woy knows England sucks against bus parking teams and knows they need strong opponents to bring out their best
> Plays for draws so that they are forced to play Ronaldo, then France, and then Italy to reach the finals
MASTER PLAN
>>68795121
>englel thinks they could break Italy defence
>>68795104
Maybe, but the tournament was an overall borefest until now. Most teams played way too defensive, because of this "only 8 of 24 teams get eliminated" shit.
This lead to a few rather unpleasant games for the "big teams", who also are at fault, but the tournament itself isn't entirely blameless.
>Ronaldo will win the Euros after going through the international knock out stage equivalent that Real Madrid went through in this CL season
If this happens I will stop watching football and switch to tennis. I wouldnt be able to handle it.
>>68795174
Oh god no.
They might be one of the weaker teams, but they definately need to be on the right side to play with the big guys...
A meme tournament and matches between the biggest ones need to happen!
Croatia is still good enough to play a final somehow
>>68795121
Italy is bus parking at its finest.
>>68795147
I do agree the format is lame and most teams will just park the bus and hope for a cheeky 3rd place pass.
However, "big teams" (France, Germany and Italy excluded) really failed and were playing subpar football. Spain was good, but were outplayed yesterday and didn't deserve the 1st place.
It's not the fault of the tournament England or Portugal can't beat Iceland or Slovakia.
>>68792304
Croatia in the finals
screencap this
>>68792592
I'd be fine with a final featuring Poortugal.
Italy historically plays better against strong teams, while often fucks up against weaker opposition.
Also this setup is perfect for conte, if he loses against Spain the press will somehow justify it because on paper its team is inferior, but if he manages to clutch his way trough a weak Spain and a weak Germany, people will idolize him.
Iceland will 1-0 his way to the title
>>68792973
Just a reminder that we are on a meme year so this is the most likely scenario
>when you have to hold the draw for another 5 minutes to avoid Italy, Germany and France on your way to the final and you concede to a counter-attack
>Spain
to be honest though, I guess it's more retarded to not intentionally draw Northern Ireland in order to achieve the same
>>68795278
if we ended up second we would have been already at the final match
What the fuck actually happened? Ukraine is Poland of Euro, Poland can get to Round of 4, bottom side of tourmament is magic, top side is actually WHAT THE FUCK? Final: Belgium - Italy, maccaronies will fuck Belgium really hard and Italy can win tournament doing literally nothing, like Italy.
>Germany plays Turkey in the 1/8s
>They show a close-up of Ozil singing along on the Turkey anthem
>>68795408
Spain didn't already finish second when Germany played. So if they intentionally tried to draw, the way to the final would only be slightly easier.
i think spain has this plan of eliminating everyone as early as possible to have an easy final, since their players are older and getting tired the more matches they play
England has the strongest side in the world right now and will will the euros
Youre all too ABE to see it
>>68795506
Moortugal will fail today and then kick you out of the round of 16
>>68792538
>cant beat iceland or albania
>thinking they can best croatia AND poland
No.
>>68795531
Hoping they do. England will rek any team that doesn't park the pus
>>68795467
>Italy can win tournament doing literally nothing
Yes well aside from beating Spain, Germany and France in a row.
Hardest road to the finals ever?
it's clear to me that POLAND will win with FRANCE on their own land 1:0 in the final
it has to be greece'd again
>>68795506
is that why they could not beat russia and slow vakia
>>68795552
with memedowski scoring for maximum memeing
>>68795467
>Ukraine is Poland of Euro, Poland can get to Round of 4
>Italy can win tournament doing literally nothing, like Italy.
what?
>>68792304
>Italy
Yep, >we are fucked. Maybe in 2020...
kek we will literally see two tournaments and the winners of those contest in a big finale.
I'm rooting for Poland in the underdog tournament, we still have to beat them
How can people rate Belgium? They literally played like shit even when they won.
>>68795602
Just play for 90% possession. With our midfield, who the fuck is gonna take the ball away from you anyway?
>>68795637
still, potentially amazing team, individually they're the strongest side
>>68795649
>implying it's not you Croatia
you are great individually and as a team.
>>68795602
Please beat them.
It's easier for us to beat you than Italy
>>68795555
No one can score against 10 slavs behind the ball for 90 minutes
>>68795546
>Hardest road to the finals ever?
it's no Brazil - Argentina - Bolan :DDD - West Germany
>>68795754
Euro '08 was ez.
Oh guys, I can't wait for the next matches.
Still 8 hours to go.
>>68795808
Come on, a match against us is a free ticket for you
>>68794313
Valdano is a meme for commentary.
We were fucked anyway, but this just seals it.
At least we could make it further than one of Italy/Spain.
>>68792304
wew lad
so belgium guarantee on final.
>>68795872
>belgium guarantee on final
I wouldn't bet against Croatia here. Not to mention that Lelgium is still at risk to finish fourth, Italy is playing the B team against Ireland tonight and Sweden could plausibly defeat them.
off to paris.. is my birthday.. áfram Ãsland
idgaf if blogpost, i'm off to paris
>>68792304
>Wales could actually make the Final
God bless
>>68794177
Wales Italy and Germany have been the best. Stop memeing Wozchislaw
>>68795506
>implaying there will be no brexit in the next leg
>>68792304
Meme magic is fucking real.
>>68792304
So belgium is going to make it to the finales and everybody is gonna think Wilmots is awesome
>>68795985
Mathematics. Use it.
>>68792304
>>One of the teams on the left side will definitely be in the final
WOAH THERE MAN
>>68796033
Not to mention he will stay on for another 4-8 years because of it.
Better lose to Sweden tonight and get it over with.
>>68796046
>muh stats
You sound like one of us
>>68792304
you seem to be implying that england are a good team m8, we're going out in the round of 16 lad
>>68795483
You're right actually, I guess it's
>Spain
then.
>>68796403
C-can I?
>>68792973
Please happen
>>68795911
happy birthday swissbro
>>68792304
UEFA really fucked up with this shitty tournament, now they are going to have a dogshit final for their showpiece match, maybe for the next euros we can go back to a proper format instead of this wank
>>68792304
I'll say one thing though, the team from the right bracket that wins the final will have truly earned the title of champions of europe, the left bracket team will just stroll into the final and that get anally destroyed then pretend they are a good team because they were in the final
>>68796519
>implying it won't be Portugal-England in the final
>>68796519
Sorry m8, think this is bad, they're gonna extend the World Cup format too.
>>68795911
rip
>>68796538
What if the team from the left bracket pulls off an upset though?
>>68795640
This, if Marchisio and Verrati were playing >we would be fucked, since good defense + decent midfield would wrekt a tired side as Spain.
But I don't see Motta winning many balls.
Spain should fear teams like France, since quick players like Payet and Greaseman would drive Ramos and Juanfran crazy>>68795754
>>68796538
and englel will pretend they're good team because they're in the right bracket
>>68796477
Move to the best coast Stanisław, you'd be a hit
>>68796519
>hating meme magic
>muh elite teams match ups
Go fuck yourself m8, I watch international tournaments for memes.
>>68796477
There are actually shit tons of poles in San Francisco if you're rich and can afford this stupid city
>Tfw either Wilmots is gone by tomorrow, or 'we' have a free pass to the semis.
Literally the best feel
T. Belgian in Nice
>>68796706
I'm a university lecturer so I'll prolly get a middle finger because I didn't have womans studies during my collage years.
>>68796741
No people here will fetishize you for being foreign and go out of their way to invite you to shit even though just to look cool to their friends.
It happened to me. It's fun for a while though
>>68792304
Why is Turkey playing against itself?
>>68796519
It's England and Spain's fault for not winning their groups.
>>68796772
A-are white, tall, gray eyed people exotic in USA?
>>68796777
Because you fucked up and let their B-team through.
>>68796799
>USA
>tall
>>68795552
Thanks to an auto-goal from Koscielny on a polish corner-kick.
>>68796829
that would be legendary kek
>>68796799
You're from somewhere random, hipsters love that shit and this city is small so you won't get swallowed up in the masses like NYC or Chicago
>>68796519
>Wales England final
>Dogshit showpiece
nigga i don't think you fully understand
England - Iceland
Reminder that the Icelandic coach Lars Lagerbäck is the English nemesis, he parks the bus like a professional bus driver and then scores on counter attacks.
>>68792304
>tfw probably on the left side after today
>tfw don't give a fuck
if we get hungary in the round of 16 we have a decent shot at the final
i'm dreamin' lads
>>68795985
>Wales
>lost to """"""""""""""""""England"""
>best
>Croatia
>lost to no one
>beat Spain
>meme
Go back to what you're good at, American't. Being shot at.
>>68794206
British commentary is shit, contributes absolutely nothing of value and the best you can hope for is that they aren't offensively bad
>>68792973
with this bracket iceland or northern ireland actually have a shot at getting to the finals
>>68795278
> if Italy goes through, Del Bosque has an excuse to stay
> if Spain goes through, Conte has an excuse to stay
> the winner will face Germany in the QF anyway and the 3rd place would have been better for both Italy and Spain
Yesterday's game was definitely REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE tier for both countries.
>>68796519
Why the fuck are u so butthurt? If u won the group you wouldve been on the other side.
>>68796929
Mate you'll be defending your fifa world ranking in belgian "what went wrong" and "just" threads
Crotia/Spain final where Spain use refball to win it.
You heard it here first.
>>68796519
>blaming UEFA for your shitty football
wew lads
>>68796519
it's not the format's fault, though
1st and 2nd match up, that's just how it works. If Spain and England can't do their jobs it's their problem
>>68796519
Maybe all the teams you like so much should've finished 1st.
Anyone who cries about this shit should fucking kill himself for being a fucking retard.
This is so fucking unfair.
We literally have the most unfair path to the grand finals.
Both Spain and Italy are our worst nightmares and we HAVE to play one of them. We won't even make it to the semis this time.
Meanwhile France has an easy time just cruising through. Same goes for Wales or Belgium
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP MAN
>>68792745
no, we already had them in quali group.
>>68798066
That's why you are the best ever, you play good under pressure, other teams shit their pants when you come to the finals after those matches. to be honest, only team i'm really afraid of is germany.
Is 2016 the most meme year on record lads?
>>68798174
from what i've seen, since 2004, yes. and before 2004.
>>68798174
It's well on its way in any case.
>>68798189
But 2004 didn't have shit like Leicester winning with the league with vardmeme top scorer and the biggest choke in NBA history headed by a meme chucker.
>>68797939
no you fucking sucked in both of your games, and today you can't park the bus because you need to win
so that gives us more space and that's when we are at our best, ready to get BTFO?
>>68798121
basically this
whoever comes out on top of the right side EARNED to be champion and better not be cucked by Belgium,Wales or Croatia in final
>>68798174
2004
>>68798211
Kane was a top scorer
>>68796575
they won't, they will get ravaged in the final
>>68796644
we're shit whatever bracket we're in
if england and northern ireland play each other, do they play "god save the queen" twice?
sorry im tired af
>>68798174
Torres meme was strongest in history and nothing will be able to top it.
>>68792304
this has to be the most boring tournament I ever saw
does Albania has a chance to qualify at least?
>>68796875
it will be like the Cod Wars all over again
>>68794473
this your first tournament? Germany always play shit in group stages
I hate Roy, all he had to do was beat Slovakia or Russia & >we would have an easy draw, now >we are fucked.
Fuck Roy
>>68798262
They will qualify if:
Sweden draw/lose against Belgium
AND
Ireland draw/lose against Italy
AND
Portugal lose against Hungary
Pretty fucked
>>68792304
I think it's better this way desu. After getting bitchslapped yesterday, the cunts will shape up now in face of -in name and not much more desu- serious competition.
So 1)Remove Spaghetti, 2) Kill Republique Centre-Africaine, 3) Cuck Alemania.
And play Ustase again in the final, this time with 'Serbia Strong' playing loud in the stadium speakers all game long.
>Italy's face
>>68798259
We had plenty of memes like him. Ante Rukavina is one, Mihael Mikić (famous Croatian Michael Owen) .....
>>68798295
>Belgium are expected to win
>Italy are expected to win
>Portugal have being playing shit and Hungary are playing well
Could happen.
>>68793612
>GOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOL
ok m8
>>68798296
>playing in the finals
damn, i wish that happens in my lifetime
>>68794206
unless it's Michael Owen or Tony Pulis it's GOAT
>>68798295
no problem with first 2 but I think Austria has to lose too
>>68798399
Last Euros Spain and Italy were in the same group.
Just sayin, crobro. :3
>>68798426
That game doesn't matter iirc
>>68798399
soon
our next generation will be even better
>>68792304
>switzerland
>ALBANIA
>belgium
>hungary
>germany
>TURKEY
>italy
>spain
>FRANCE
>ENGLAND
is this the Muslim Championship?
>>68798219
> r.o.16 vs Switzerland
> QF vs Croatia
> semis vs Belgium
> final vs worn-out team from the "strong" side that probably needed extra time and penalty shootouts at least once
Dubs and Poland is the champion.
>>68798517
funny how?
>>68798520
Glory to Bolan
(but remove Milik cos he wouldn't score a goal on the rainbow)
>>68798567
pls remove kebab
>>68798520
Glory to Poland
>>68795063
>being this scared of Portugal
Calm down George, It's only been 50 years since England beat Portugal in a major tournament
so theres a guaranteed meme team in the finals?
>>68798517
>he didnt capitalise germany despite them being the biggest cucks by far
>France-England quarterfinal
>>68795253
You really think a one-man team would be able to beat Croatia?
Until Portugal learns to sub Ronaldo and not let him take free kicks/penalties, they're not scoring squat.
>>68792304
>be spain
>have to beat best buss parking country
>have to beat most offensive country
>have to beat the host, best form and most motivated country
>have to beat the underdog in the final
>>68798520
i wouldnt favor Boland against either Croatia nor Belgium
they atleast have to fight the same way against each other than a Spain vs Germany or France to advance
>>68798811
>not let him take free kicks/penalties
half his goals come from those
>>68798811
>7 (seven)
>>68798895
If Spain manage to beat Italy, Germany, and then France, I don't think they're going to worry about fucking Iceland.
>>68799079
>Iceland
meant Belgium. I need to go to fucking sleep
>>68792304
You know this is what's going to happen.
>>68792304
>tfw Wayols will be champions of Europe
>>68799113
Portugal thaught the same 2004 after kicking out England and Netherlands...
however...
>>68799188
Hitlerdubs confirm it
>>68799188
>implying England won't beat France and Germany, only to lose to Wales in the finals
>>68798520
GLORY TO POLAND
>>68799198
>beat Spain
>beat England
>beat the Netherlands
>lose to Greece
>TWICE
shame
>>68796046
>suffer no goals
>win all matches so far
>not the best
Polish maths, everyone
>implying croatia wont win
How could Germany play against Turkey ?
>>68798520
Glory to Poland.
Wodgson is such a bottler, if he'd stuck with the team v Wales we'd have a much easier ride in the knockouts but nope we'll settle for a draw and take our chances again. Can't wait until he's sacked in a few weeks
>>68799350
good
penaldo was always shit and figo was a traitor pig
>>68799442
rude
>>68798946
>why can't every team we play against be Estonia
>>68794219
I actually liked the american commentators during the wc quite a bit
>>68799559
>why can't we not be the shithole that is Estonia
>>68799828
richer than Moortugal, mate
>>68799198
Has the final being a repeat of the first game happened in any other tournament?
>>68792745
Yes please
>tfw it's plausible that Polan will reach final
I want to believe
>>68800335
>plausible
Ahem.
>>68800424
if we withheld Germany which was our bane up to 2 years ago (literally first win in history) I can't see no reason why with good luck and Pazdan and Krychowiak GOATing it up we can't stop you
wait no
underestimate us
it's better for us
>>68800479
I am sorry, my Slavic brother, but the only thing that can stop us are our """fans""". Your best bet is to perform a false flag at one of our games.
>>68792837
Say that to my face fucker, not online, see what happens.
>polish journos already talking about quaterfinal match with Croatia
I can feel it. We'll get trashed by Switzerland in 1/8.
>>68800050
in 2012 Italy - Spain, was not the opening match but was the first for them
>>68800529
And a goal in 120min :^)
we aren't that much of a team, but it finally clicked and we aren't effeminate manlets like Spain.
>>68795754
This.
I hate Italy-Germany matches so much.
>italian journalists take out frings by "tv proof" in the german worldcup
>italian journalists try to make fun of our coach by posting "nut gate" pictures, without asking FIFA
>>68796519
I think it's great.
I love to see more matches and I love little meme teams having success.
>>68796777
I can't see holland on this chart, Maarten.
>>68801125
> i hate Italy-Germany matches so much.
I know that feeling bro
>>68801184
Don't get me wrong, I like your coutry, food, language, culture..
But when it comes to football..
>>68800542
>croatian press already saying we are in the finals
inb4 we get rekt in 1/8s
>>68792304
wew. a lot of the big sides fucking blew it.
england could have portugal...
>belgium
No, Ireland beats Italy, Sweden beats Belgium tonight
>>68799198
I don't think Portugal thought they could win really, they lost 3-2 to England who we all know never win anything so despite being allowed to progress against the rules they were never close to being good enough to win the whole thing.
>>68804708
Really Roberto ?
>>68792304
Belgium is a meme country but their team isn't, so it won't be so bad if they make it to the finals.
