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Well, that's that. Get in here and discuss the game with your fellow countrymen.

What went wrong? Did anything go right? Is top 4 a "success"? What do you want to see for the 3rd place game and going forward?
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im actually from taiwan, pls do not report my proxy >.<
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soccer is for fags
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just fucking lol
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I'VE BECOME SO NUMB
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what went wrong?
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USA WON 4-0
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>>68789568
You managed to kill more argentine players than Venezuelans and other murderers

and you didn't even try, good match
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We outplayed them 95% of the game, just made some boneheaded mistakes and we were really fucked over with 3 players being suspended. I'm not upset in the least.
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>>68789726
This
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Is it too late for me to start learning soccer and take Bradley's place? 22 years old here
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USA WINS 0-4
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I KNOW
I KNOW I'VE LET YOU DOWN
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0 - 4 isn't terribad, I was expecting 1 - 4 or 1 - 5 though
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>>68789732
You unironically lost 8-0 to Honduras
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>Only lost 4-0
>1 of them was an unstoppable shot from the GOAT

Thank christ, it could have been so much worse
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>>68789756
>We outplayed them 95% of the game
this, we barely made it, pretty lucky I guess
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Literally who cares. Fuck off back to Mexico. This is baseball season
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>>68789756
Were you watching the right game? U.S. got outplayed at every point
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try without that bald man next game
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>>68789756
i really hope youre joking
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THANKS MESSI FOR NOT SCORING 8 ON US
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>>68789773
I WISH

THAT I COULD TURN BACK TIME
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CONCATRASH
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>shit goalie
>no offense
>0 shots on goal

Argentina could have played without a goalie and USA still wouldn't score
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>>68789763
an actual potato could take his place, give it a shot
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>>68789568
>US4
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>socker
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>>68789568
>4-0
Argentina won walking. You can't make this shit up.
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They don't care about this shit sport anyway.
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at least venezuela managed to score one
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US LOSE BY ONE TOUCH DOWN

STILL THE BETTER TEAM ON THE DAY

US4 US4 US4 US4
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>>68789763
Too old

>>68789776
How come Finland is terrible in football?
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>>68789865
He's been cringeworthy to watch since the last world cup
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>>68789568
this semen slurping sport wasn't for me anyways
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>>68789568
I'm numb OP. It's obvious how far this team and nation have to go before they can be decent, much less world class. I don't think we've ever produced a player that could ride Argentina's bench. There's not even anything we could do about it. It wasn't the players fault, it wasn't Klinsmann's fault, they were just an order of magnitude better than >we were.
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did they even have a shot on goal?
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I wish PulisGOD would have taken that one shot rather than pass it.
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>>68789872
HUMANTRASH
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We arrest FIFA

FIFA sends Messi after us

We sacrificed for you
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>>68789568
I don't care about this meme sport anyway
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>>68789911
>911
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>>68789872
>Argentina
>Blanco
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Who /chile/ here

It's only logical
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Superior side lost tonight. Thats the truth. If Liechester can fluke its way to a title than so too can the USA be fluked out of a win. We'll win the world cup in 2018.
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>>68789568
Usa didn't play.
Nope.
Since u didn't play, yes.
Something better than this>can you even "play" worst? not offense..
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>>68789916
>22
>too old
wtf
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I expected a loss. I think they did fine against one of the best teams in the world. I was hoping they'd get at least a shot in, but no luck. Based Messi was expected to win. Hopefully we win the 3rd place game.

At least we aren't the PU70s though. Rooting for Argentina for the finals.
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How do we convince our best athletes to play soccer?
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>>68789950
As long as you guys keep calling it "soccer" you will remain a shit team
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>>68789973
Erase this me so hurt
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>>68789890
7-1

you spics didn't even make it to the quaterfinals
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>Gators eliminated from CWS

>Marlins lose to Braves AGAIN

>USA lose ugly to ARG

Worst sports day for me in a while :'(
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literally who cares about this tournament haha? you could tell our players didn't even care haha. what a joke of a tournament! thank god the Euros are on.
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>>68790010
Qt
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>>68789916
too damn cold for sawker. their main sports are hockey and memeing.

>>68790038
is this a chicano
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Thanks USA for your effort.
You are my favorite CONCACAF team after Costa Rica.

t. Costa Rican
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>>68789914
its two safeties m8
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where were you when america got btfo
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>>68790010

Changing demographics is >our only hope.
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You can still have the third place though.
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>>68789994
You have to start playing Football since childhood if you want any sort of shot in being a professional
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>>68789568
I didn't really understand what was happening, but at least we didn't get blown out like people were saying. Only down by 4 runs.
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>>68790010
Have the league here pay players more than truck drivers.
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>>68790001

>rooting for the team who just beat you

I just can't do it. I'm with Chile.
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>>68789568

it could've been way worse,
I guess Argentina is not as cold-blooded as Chile.
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>No Jones
>No Wood
>No Bedoya
Expected worse.

Guzan was terrible though
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Graham Zusi
Chris Wondolowski
Michael Bradley

should never put on an American shirt for the national team ever again. The game was over by the 3rd minute. Klinsy also needs to go. The team looked disorganized and slow. Pure amateurs out there.
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>>68789568
>(no bully)
nah fuck that
Argentina literally felt pity of the US, it could've been more than 7-0 if Argentina had anywhere near as agressive as Chile.
The 4th goal wouldn't even happen if the US didn't beg them to score another one.
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I predicted a 4-2 loss to Argentina before USA even played their quarterfinal, so I wasn't too far off.

Not having Bobby Wood and Jermaine Jones really hurt the team. With Wood on the field I think the US and Dempsey would have scored at least one cheeky goal to end the half.

At least we didn't concede 7 like our friends south of the border :^)
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>>68789977
Hope you're joking.
>mfw Americans think they'll win against fucking beast teams like Germany, Argentina, Chile, Colombia, Spain, France, Netherlands, and many more
>mfw I have no face
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thanks for not MEX7C0-ing us, argies

good luck in the final
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>>68789726
THIS 2BH
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>>68789756
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>>68790010
Lmao can you imagine watching LeBron or Jerry Rice trying to play soccer? Maybe the mexican immigrants can start playing for us.
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>>68790001
>Hopefully we win the 3rd place game.
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>best team in the world beats #31 ranked team that was missing two starters

Are Argentinians actually celebrating this?? Lmao
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Welp, outclassed, out coached, and outplayed doesn't even begin to describe it.

What happened to muh MegaBowl team that would show up for big games just to shit on the best teams in the world?
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kek, do you think we, or anyone, actually cares about this meme tournament
see you in the world cup faggots
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>>68789568

>What went wrong?

You played a team with more talent that applied constant pressure, not letting you execute your meme tactics.

>Is top 4 a "success"?

It's a pretty decent result, yes. Your goal should be 3rd, though.
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>>68790117
Here, keking
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I had a great time watching. Dont care about mexico getting btfo, and us getting beat badly. It was super enjoyable. I have no sports to look forward to because the knicks have literally no picks, the yankees have hit rock bottom, and the jets will suck again. I might actually watch some divegrass but I have no idea when it starts again or what league to watch. I've watched the euro a little but that shit has been so fucking boring.
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>>68790038
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>>68790185

Someone like Lebron would make a god tier goal keeper or defensive player. Plus if they learned to do headers correctly how could you stop him in set pieces?
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>>68789865
The trash goalkeeper or the trash midfielder?
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>>68790214
muh two starters.

kek
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>>68790154
>Bradley
how is this bald queer our captain again? he contributes nothing every game, nearly every pass he had tonight was a turnover.

he and #3 need to be shown the gas chamber
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>>68789568
its OK. soccer is not popular in the USA so only 4 goals is not bad for you.

3-0 from wales is bad. like mexchi
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I counted a 3-0 as a win, a 4-0 as a draw, and anything more a devastating loss. Nice draw by the lads today, with Messi scoring one of the most perfect free kicks I have ever seen.
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Cut Wondo forever
Make Zardes a backup
Play Nagbe more
Pulisic still too little to play against the bigboys

>US went into this game without fear of Argentina, confident they could win
>Argentina sends three men to close down on the ball carrier as soon as the US gain possession.
>This rattles the US for the entire match. Gave the ball up on the first touch way too often
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>>68790042
yeah, >giving up that run at the top of the ninth

fuck that
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>>68790054
>doesn't care about this tournament
>watched the game where their country plays against midgets
lol retarded burgers
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>>68790010
I told you. Money, drugs, and bitches. Get some hot ass rappers to make a dope song for the USA team. Add cheerleaders to the sidelines. Do a touchdown dance after each goal.
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This game was like being a child and having to go the doctor's office for a vaccine. You expect it to hurt like a bitch, but you just put up with it for your own good. In the long run, you'll be better off from the vaccine. It was a learning experience for the USMNT
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>inb4 Messi chokes in the finals and Argentina gets exposed once again as a team that can't do shit without Messi like in the previous tournament finals against Chile and the World Cup final against Germany

I just want Argentina to lose so they shut the fuck up about Messi already, the level of football in this cup was a joke
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>>68790185
>Maybe the mexican immigrants can start playing for us.
that would only make you worse
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Who do we get to replace Klinsmann? I wanted to like him but he has had way too many errors as manager
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>>68790117
Kek
>>68790122
>
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>>68789741
playing it in the first place.

We're just not that good at semen slurping
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ROOTING FOR YOU FOR THIRD PLACE AMERICANS

THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING
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4 - 0 against argentina? u WON

for real i was dissapointed USA, i was rooting for ya, but don't worry, you have time and money, make sure u have a better team for the next tournament th
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American friends, I have an engineering degree, can I join your free country?
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I kinda expected it

US played like a small team though, definitely out of character when they used to not fear anyone and play hard

I guess you can't overperform forever
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>>68789958
This.
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>>68790313

I only watched like 10 minutes of this game. I was watching frazier and only tuned in during commercial breaks. i literally couldn't care less.
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>>68790329

How can a moron like you hate Messi this much? Any team on the planet would love to have him. He has literally carried your team to 3 finals now.
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My dad took the remote out of my hands in the middle of the first half and turned on the O'Reilly factor, that he watches and records every single night. So I stood on my couch and had to fight over the remote and now the recliner on the couch is broken. Fuck.
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>>68790010
make football and basketball less fun and entertaining and make boreball not an American tradition
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>>68790339
He's good, maybe a little bit pessimistic but he actually made the US better

You have to realize how shit our squad is
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>>68790378

Engineers are always welcome :)
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>>68790378
we have plenty of taco PhDs already. that fucking barbacoa they make is like sex in my mouth
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>>68790378
Sorry lad we have a shortage of jobs atm
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>>68790160
You literally didn't make it past the group stage in an ********easy****** competition. Oh and 7-1 you monkey.
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>>68790329
>I just want Argentina to lose

IMAGINE hating your country this much.
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>>68790148

We don't need score more than 4 goals, you are ok we don't hate you. We want score 10 goals against chile, mexico or brasil.
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>>68790360
Thank you based Argentina. Best of luck in the finals.
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>>68790249
>metico
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>>68790329
>I just want Argentina to lose so they shut the fuck up about Messi already

Go to sleep, get some rest and then read your comment again
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>>68790378
Just a heads up, your Mexican engineering """"degree"""" is probably equivalent to a high school diploma here in the US of A
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>>68789756
I been reading your posts since the begining of the cup and I think you might be autistic.
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It's not coming home :(((((
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>0 (zero) shots
>0 (zero) shots
>0 (zero) shots
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HONG KONG IRRELEVANT FOREVER
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Who are the most promising young Americans? I think Bobby Wood and John Brooks are going to be regulars in the team for quite a while.
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>>68790042
I bet you were cheering for the Memeiors too. What a year for you.
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>>68790526
dos a uno :^)
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>>68790160

>7-1

Please never speak about football again.
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>>68790010
make homosexuality the official sexual orientation of the United States
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>>68790413
I don't hate Messi, i just hate people who gush about it (i.e: 90% of Argentina won't shut the fuck up about him)

My problem is the team itself and the manager, they are so useless and the only reason why they are not being purged is because Messi keeps saving them. The times that Messi wasn't at his best, guess what happened; lost the last Copa America and the last World Cup

It's not a football team, it's one man army carrying 10 useless corpses by itself
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1 shot. That's a tactical blunder. We're still shit, but that was embarrassing.
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>>68790160

It could have been worse I guess, could have been losing 7-1 in a world cup semi final in your home country.
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>>68790010
Use the Mexicans
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>>68790473
There's plenty of engineering jobs.
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>>68790378
Can you get in before the wall goes up?
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>one yellow
they literally didn't even try
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>>68790010
lebron james or whoever would be shit at soccer.
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>>68790647
You must be fun at parties, you fat engineer
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>>68790659
Mexicans are shit at footy. Their only perk is that they are extremely enthusiastc about the sport.
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>>68790647

So you dont want Messi to play for your NT so you can go back to being an average team full of injury prone chokers like Aguero and Di Maria?
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>>68790520
Shut up Hong Kong, do you even have any sports teams?
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>>68789568
>how to get into top 20 worldwide

DEFENSE are the shit, they look like children playing.
throw almost all those negros out and klinsman too ! give citizenship to european 2nd class players without place in national team or use 1st class by throwing lots of moneys at them.
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>>68790520
shouldn't you be working in a sweat shop right now?
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fwiw gringos, the news here is talking nothing but great things about the US (country not team). They seem to especially love Philadelphia
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>people shittin on bradley
he wasn't that bad, suzi on the other hand... and Pulisic!! very bad!!! u were the chosen one!
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You played like crap but had a lot of balls and heart, skills you can learn later, will be cheering for you for third palce murrikans, I'm expecting you to leave behind the mexicans in the next decade.

And nice sportsmanship, cheering for lavezzi when he fucked his arm was a nice gesture from your crowd
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How does it feel americans, to be free to proudly talk shit about Brazil in this sport now that you ended up in a better place than them?
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>>68790530

It's from the best meme university in Mexico, though.

>>68790670

Yeah, just got my degree.
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>>68790588
Wood and Brooks are future elites
Yedlin is also very promising
Cameron Carter-Vickers and Pulisic are two very young players that are being touted about
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>>68789568

I did not understand. It was like the American players were not really interested in the game. The football players did not played as players from other sports. It seems to me they were afraid of something.
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>>68790530
are you for real, american education is the literally worst, only the top 15 universities are good, other than those, KEK
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>>68790042
are you me
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>>68790696
>implying any team so far had a chance against Messiteam
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what if welker and edelman trained from child to be soccer players?
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>>68789916
Eremenko tho
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>>68790805
Americucks BTFO
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I wish the US would realize that they don't have the talent to try to play the big boys on their terms.

The US needs to figure out a troll strategy that works for the players that they have and just fucking stick with it even if it means trying to grind out shitty busparking 1-0 wins.

Get a couple of fast as fuck target men to send long passes to and then try to troll people off of set pieces (like long throw-ins or shit like that).

Klinsmann seems to think that the US has talent which is painful false.
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>>68790456
Yeah our squad is shit but his promise was to make it not shit and he still plays shit players

But I am optimistic for the future of the USMNT. Miazga, Morris, Zardes, Yedlin, and Pusilic will soon all be on the team together and we're gonna be really fucking good
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>>68789568
Where the are the Klinsmann asslickers now?

How could he justify starting Wondo and subbing Birnbaum?
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>>68790808

Fellow Miamibro?
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>>68790728
>throw almost all those negros out

>polturd offers his expert analysis on things he doesn't understand

Isn't it 5 am there? Why are you still awake posting such useless analysis?
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POLICE WILL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF ARG FANS


WATCH TYC SPORTS
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>>68790796
>from the best meme university
well why didn't you say so? come on over my short, brown friend
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>>68789756
This
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>>68790796
what's the best uni over there?
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>>68789726
>>68789762

Still better than Pussy Rugby or Batball
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>>68790805
>>68790853
>those flags
>this topic
LEL
E
L
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>>68790054
>>68790313
You care so little about it you have to brag to an anonymous chinese message board how little you care? Fuck off tripfaggot
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>>68790786
cuidadito amigo, que te ha tocado llorar mucho en las finales ultimamente
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>>68790962
Hey hey hey. No empecemos.
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>>68789568
You did not park the bus. See last WC group stages. Argentina has great offence, average defence, therefore teams that have complicated the team are teams that park the bus.

The best option for a team with pure offence like Argentina, Germany, and possibly Chile is to park the bus, get one striker that has a rocket attached to his ass to run fast, at kick long balls to him. Everyone else stays to defend.
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>>68790953
Spurs fans tend to be brain damaged. Be easy on him.
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>>68789756
did (you) fags took 1(one) shot
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>>68790715
That's my problem with it, you see the Argentinian team allways calls the same players over and over again because they play in European leagues that have little to no competition (With some exceptions) when we have perfectly capable local players

Watch any, ANY game from this cup and watch the plays where Messi doens't do anything, NOTHING happens, Argentina thinks they have the best team in the world every time and then they get BTFO like in every other competition when the star player chokes (i.e: every match against Germany)

Argentina beats a B-Class team like USA and they boast like the other team had a chance to begin with
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>>68789568
>What went wrong?
Pretty much everything

>Did anything go right?
nah

>What do you want to see for the 3rd place game and going forward?
The Wondo meme needs to end, like, yesterday. I'm becoming convinced that it's just an extended practical joke Jurgen is pulling to troll the other players and fanbase. He didn't even belong in the stands last night, much less on the field or bench. I know Beckerman was pressed into service but he wasn't much better.
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>>68789837

That boring batball game with fatasses running for a few seconds after trying to hit a small as ball at a very high speed?

Ew. Full of Cubans too
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>>68790928

UNAM
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>>68790860

Football is 1% talent. Look at Spain, WC 2010 champion.
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>>68789763
Train for the next 2 years and you will be as good as him at DM
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>>68789756

I will go with this as well
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>>68790860
True. We need a find a cynical asshole who's mastered anti-football and can play Zardes as a pacy black man who slips past the defense and gets corners.
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>>68789773
EVERY TIME

EVERY TIME I SEE THAT FLAG I THINK IT'S TAIWAN

BUT NO IT'S ALWAYS HONG KONG OR MYANMAR OR SOME SHIT

FUCK
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>>68790995
Ayayai como va a estar esta final compadre
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>>68791001

Yep, argentina and germany still have the quality to break down a bus parking defense but it would be so much better than trying to win in the midfield.

Either that or go with a meme formation like a 5-3-2 and just play big man little man with long balls.
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>>68789568
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>>68791038
thats the harvard of mexico? genuinely curious, i dont know shit about higher education in your country
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>>68790024

/thread
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>>68789763

You can easily take his place with enough practice in. He's so clumsy in midfield.
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>Wondo and Beckerman will never play in a major tournament for the United States again
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>>68790010

pay them better
kill the nfl
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>>68791153

We're just gutted by this loss breh. Absolutely devastated.
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>>68790948
yeah man, every single exchange student from murricunt i met has the same attitude, they think america is the best but in fact 97% of the population is irrelevant and stupid. america's economy is supported by the rest 3% and most of them have immigration background
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>>68791199
hopefully bradley will join them, literally 99% of his touches were turnovers or intercepted
fucking garbage ass cunt
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>>68790452
soccer is one step away from liberalism son, and liberalism is a mental disorder.

Your dad did the right thing.
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>>68790686
Steph Curry?
Floyd Mayweather?
Jordan?
Bo Jackson?
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>>68791114

Yep, play fucking Mouball and hope that you can find the next drogba by giving big pacey black guys soccer scholarships
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>>68791044

Shame on you is about 99.9% talent, iniesta, fabregas, xavi they had 3 world class playmakers.
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>>68790172

I mean, I could understand why you feel that way...
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>>68791231

That's a lot of tough talk for someone who lives in Hong Kong.
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>>68790117
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>>68789916
>How come Finland is terrible in football?
It could be the weather. Just like canada, finland is pretty cold country half of the year (well not winter half the year, but cold none the less). Probably not enough money either in the leagues / clubs.

On the other hand, Finland is pretty good when it comes to some other sports, like motorsports. There's usually always finns in motorsports / formula / rally.
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>>68791231
I mean, I went to one of those top 10 universities that you were rambling on about, so what I say actually has merit meanwhile you live in hong kong

kek

KEK
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>>68791261

His dad needs to get punched in his face for not supporting USA
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>>68791230
USA played well 2bh.
I actually want the US team to be good just so they can cuck mexicans and leafs.
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>>68790293

Bradley is a great player, he just had a bad night.
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Romero got bored af during the whole match
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>>68791312

It also doesn't help that you guys are perpetually drunk and basically start drinking at like 12
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>>68790378

No , fuck off
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>>68790010
I keep saying this, just because they can play bball or football doesn't mean they can play soccer. Maybe someone like LBJ could have been a GOAT keeper if soccer was most popular but that still leaves the rest of the positions uncovered. We must uproot soccer at the grassroots level. $2800 just to join a team is ridiculous. We need to change our culture regarding sports to see soccer be as popular as it is in Europe, SA, or Africa but I don't see that happening unless Hillary really does import a ton of migrants like /pol/ fags claim she will.
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>>68791265
Why would Jordan be good at soccer? LeBron is way more athletic than Jordan ever was.
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>>68791173

It's an alright University, does pretty much all academic research in Mexico but the education level isn't that great, if you ask me it survives on reputation alone.
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>>68791358
Romero was playing?
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>>68791331
>USA played well 2bh
thank you for trying to be consoling, but they played like absolute shit
but at the same time they were hurting without Wood, Jones and Bedoya, 3 bona fide starters
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>>68791331

>USA played well

No we didn't. That wasn't even a game, it was more like practice for Argentina for the finals. If we actually played well and lost I'd have told you so, but it was just being outclassed and being shaky from the first minute of the game till the minute the last goal was scored.

We're already better than the Messicans, but we're not upto that elite level yet. Not for another 10 or so years. We could beat England though.
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>>68790864
There is a lost generation of US players who were supposed to be good but didn't pan out, the Donovan/Dempsey generation was good but we definitely skipped one, maybe this new gen players like Pulisic will be better
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>>68791331
They already do. USA is far and way the best NA team. Mexico is a very distant second. Canada isn't even on the radar
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>>68791346
he's really inconsistent, often times even within single games. Its frustrating. He'll command a midfield and play great long balls that start buildups, then he gives away possession in mind boggling ways at the worst possible time.
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>>68791038

Damn thats cool
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>>68790246
Why not root for the giants, new york bro?
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>>68791173

nah, since education on Mexico is free everyone can enter as long as they approve a test

the problem is staying there, and while education isn't at the same level that harvard is (I would say it's barely a 10% of Harvard level) it's the best one we have.

Schools where you pay your collegiature like USA aren't really good because you can get through by paying money
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>>68791014

We don't care about goals.
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>>68791346
Bradley always plays like shit during important games
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>>68791368
Well I think this applies to latino countries like italy and france (and now everyone is doing other drugs too). It's kinda interesting how Iceland has managed to make to eura uefa, but maybe it's due to all CCP tax money from EVE Online? All that foreign money, for football..
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>>68791375

Most basketball players would be awful at soccer desu.

Yeah they are fit enough but unless you are talking about point guards and shit most are actually too tall.

I guess you could try to make some into CBs but big tall CBs are hard to train sometimes.
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>>68790278
Both
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Let me tell all y'all how it is.

Pretty much everywhere in the world, growing up, all the cool kids and alphas get pulled in to soccer.

In the USA, however, only the fucking weird kids, stoners, geeks, betas who couldn't get into any other scholastic athletic team join soccer, with maybe the occasional football/basketball/track-and-field kid that wants to stay fit during the off-season. The girls' team is full of dykes and nerdy chicks that want to fluff up their college resume with athletics.

If you're a pro athletein the NFL, NBA, etc, you can expect to make a couple million a year during your career, comparable to euro footy counterparts. except if you're a soccer player, that drastically drops to just over 100k. And they're paid that low because no one gives a shit here (or anywhere) about the MLS. Why? Because the MLS is shit. Why? Because soccer attracts the lowest-tier talent of nearly all other sports in the country. Why? because there's no real money in it.

The only way to "fix" US soccer if for more and more people to watch soccer, up ratings, and fill up stadiums. More people were watching Big Bang Theory reruns than this semi-final.
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>>68791201

>>Make up your own sport

>>Rename an existing sport something else and call made up sport "Football"

>>Not even played with feet.

>>Be good at the sport and call yourselves "Champions of Football"

Topkek
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>>68791317
care to prove? and at least i don't get shot mining my own business in hong kong
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>>68791023
>The Wondo meme needs to end, like, yesterday.
pretty sure he only started thanks to the three suspensions
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>>68791145
Yes, they have the individual quality, but with that kind of pressure it becomes a 1 o 2 goals game. Knowing Argentina had 2 days less to rest, should have parked the bus until second time when they were already tired and nervous for not scoring or having a difficult time.

Another thing that I think America needs to take advantage of, specially against latam teams, is your height. In general, except with central americans, latinamericans are short compared to americans. Someone tall, that jumps has more chances of getting a header. That is the reason why Funes Mori despite being a defender is always there to take headers from a corner. He is tall compared to other argentines and knows how to jump .
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>>68790647
Rly? 1 man team?

Banega was more key than messi, in all the cup. I love messi, but all the team is playing well. Even Lavezzi played well today.
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>>68791434
In pretty excited for the new generation. They may not have qualified for the Olympics, but they did a good job overall and they can only grow from here. And we're in a time where soccer is more popular than it ever has been in the US and more younger guys will start to take it more seriously
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>>68791114

There is 1 guy like that here in argentina, Caruso Lombardi he saved a lot of bad teams.
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>>68791395
>>68791410
I forgot to add "in the tournament".
I think that you could be elite in a decade too if the MLS gets better and the base of your team comes from it.
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>>68791380

Because Micheal Jordan actually wanted to become a footballer.
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>>68790246
The Premier League(England) is probably the most popular in the US of the top leagues and it starts up again on August 13th.

We've have 4 American players playing in it currently:

DeAndre Yedlin(Tottenham, though he'll probably get loaned again)

Matt Miazga(Chelsea, also probably going to get loaned)

Geoff Cameron(Stoke City)

Emerson Hyndman(AFC Bournemouth)

NBC has the US broadcasting rights for the Premier League for the next few years so you should be able to catch a few games on NBCSN.

You might also want to check out another one of the top leagues, the Bundesliga(Germany) if nothing else than to see how Christian Pulisic does(he was that 17 year-old who played in todays game and plays for Dortmund, one of the top teams in Germany).

Our own top domestic league, the MLS, is still running and the regular season doesn't end until September but just keep in mind that it's a pretty big step down skill-wise currently(though nowhere as bad as it was 20 or even 30 years ago).
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>>68791511
>implying Americans invented the word "soccer"
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>>68789756
I believe this is correct. Just a few calls that didn't go our way
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>68791571

they didn't but are the only ones to call handegg football when it doesn't even use the feet
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>>68790647
>I don't hate Messi, i just hate people who gush about it (i.e: 90% of Argentina won't shut the fuck up about him)
I agree. That match thread with people sucking Messi's dick was cringy af. But then again I guess that's soccer fans in general. No other sport fan would think pic related isn't absolutely embarrassing. Also look up domestic club "hype" videos. Shocking stuff really. There's having passion and there is being a faggot.
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>>68791261

Shut the fuck up with this fucking bullshit.

Everytime, there is always some faggot spewing political bullshit on these threads.
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>>68791550
>carudios saves murrika
10/10.
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>>68791519

The US should honestly be trying to spam corners pretty much every game.

A solid winger who can send in good balls for headers would basically be a great way to troll much better but much smaller squads.
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>>68789776
Isn't Finland like the Guatemala of Europe?
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>>68791603

7-1
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>>68791521
>banega
>good

Of course he plays decently against what could be considered a B-Class team that didn't even get close to a single goal. Same with all players in the fucking team, they perform well against bad teams. Then someone like Chile or Germany comes, we need our star player and OOPS! Guess who choked again? :^)
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>>68791650

they're ebin mememasters and they kicked the shit out of russians

Rumania is more like the Guatemala of Europe
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>>68791559

Why doesn't the MLS run like a normal league? From September to April-May? Its ridiculous.
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>>68791622
>That match thread with people sucking Messi's dick

Yeah I'm just going to pretend that the first few days or so Americans haven't been slopping all over Lebron's big black dick...or whenever handegg rolls around you don't make threads where you live vicariously through people like Tom Brady and Peyton Manning.

Go be an idiot somewhere else.
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>>68790160
Brazil get the fuck out of here with your group stage exit, 7-1 looking ass
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>>68791628
make me faggot.

#trump4prez
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>>68791605

I prefer the term "Pussy Rugby" because it has the same type of style as Rugby in instances if you look closely.

Plus they wear like, 15LB of fucking armour for no reason.
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