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I guess we're losing? I mean lol big deal, it's not like Americans care about soccer or anything lol.
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It's not like I was watching or anything.
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>this damage control
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Not even ironically funny.
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>>68784288
You need to go back.
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Just a reminder that soccer is literally a women's sport in the US.
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>were losing therefore im not watching it
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This semen slurping sport isnt for me tbqh
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i guess you guys can only win at sports where no other countries are competing
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I guess so. I'm watching baseball though
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>>68784522

Says the country that's literally shit at every sport they invented.
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>>68784522
lol
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>>68784522
Yeah, maybe one day we'll be good at the olympics
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America-kun is so tsundere
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>>68784522

I dunno family, we seem to be doing a hell of a lot better than you.
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>>68784793
>olympics
keked
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>>68784350
>tfw midwestern corn-fed amazons are more man than anyone in the US...

goddamn america
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desu football (the good kind) is the only sport I care about, not this pansy run around on a field for 90 seconds nonsense.
>>68784736
b-baka
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>britbongistan literally btfo and on suicide watch after this thread
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>>68784736
It's not like we l-like this game or anything!!
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>>68785038
>>68785053
>americans make it to the finals
>throw a temper tantrum because they won't win
>in the sport they totally don't give a shit about

I swear.
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>>68784929
>it doesn't matter if we aren't as good at it!
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>>68784929
>only post he replied to
lmao
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>>68785283
>finals
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>>68785283
>tfw Cleveland won a championship
>tfw America is doing semi-good at soccer
What is the world coming to?
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This is what it looks like when you put a REAL athlete in a babby soccer player jersey LOL
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>>68785536
lol this guy would break Messi in half in a fight.
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this is the biggest game this summer on /sp/. surely you care just a little bit?
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The best part of being American is being able to go back to not caring about soccer again so easily.
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>>68785532
well to be fair, the magic negro did promise to bring the championship home
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>>68785596
Messi is a manlet with autism, leave him alone
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Not even trolling at all here.

If it weren't for /sp/ I'd have no idea this game was happening. Since its fs1 espn is ignoring.
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>>68785608
I'll care until this is over. Honestly I'm half assing this anyways. I'm not even looking at the TV until I hear the commentators get loud.

See >>68785640
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>>68785640

this desu

like as soon as its over we stop caring
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>>68784350
You mean your women are more skilled in a real sport than male burgers?
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Explain this.
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>>68785608
I couldn't care any less that we are losing. I only like winning to shitpost on here.
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>>68785596
Don't make fun of Messi, he's "special."
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>>68785727
i know man. if only you were winning, ou could spam the board with USA memes
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>>68785790

Yea I like USA spamming but I have no emotional investment in USA soccer. It's just fun when we win.
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>>68785767
Men play far more physical and harmful sports in the US. Soccer is considered boring and easy. It's left behind for women after early age.

100% serious.
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Fight back those tears, anon.
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>>68785745
no passion
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>>68785821
That's the only positive of winning. The huge negative is having to listen to all the hipsters here talk about soccer some more.
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>>68785893
Sorry, I didn't realize Canada was good at anything at all.
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>>68785889
>putting on 20kg of protective gear to play rugby
>being proud of contact sports

my god...
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>>68786000
Canadians are the best at importing Syrians.
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>>68785979
The real negative is that I have to pretend to like baseball until NFL preseason starts.
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>>68785767

Here is how soccer works here.

>Kids that're like 4-8

play at their local boys and girls clubs, or something similar. Score isn't kept and these little kids just run around kicking the ball on the field while parents shoot the shit.

>once you get the middle and high school
It's very competitive for girls. It's a highly coveted sport for their best athletes and their matches are usually intense.

For guys it's mostly track guys, gay guys, scrawny losers that couldn't cut it in other sports but their parents are making them play, or something similar along those lines. They literally compete against the same kinda guys from other schools. Every good athlete plays football or basketball, and a lot of those double and also play baseball and sometimes even golf.

Growing up in America if you're a good athlete you play other sports. If you wanna play sports but are a shit athlete, well good luck there's a place for you on the soccer team.
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>>68786045
I remember when a big bad rugby player tried to play football.

lel
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When will Europeans truly understand? It isn't fucking memes.

Kids play soccer growing up. It's a sport parents put their kids in to get them out of the house and to meet some friends. They end up moving to different sports in middle school.

Once you are past 18, the only people who like soccer are gays and hipsters (strictly talking about the US here). Every 4 years everyone pretends to care but stop after the World Cup.

When will you accept that? Imagine the American soccer fan being equivalent to the British NFL fan.
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>>68786045
>jogging in place for 90 minutes
>being proud of a poverty sport
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>>68785889
>armored overweight savages hitting each other while the one who carries the "ball" just run straight
>real football is easy
Stop playing real football guys.
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>>68784158
Never seen USA taking two so quickly since 9/11
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>>68786235
You clearly know nothing about american football.

Football is hilariously more complex than nearly every other sport in the world.

ESPECIALLY dive grass.
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The term soccer mom came about because a lotta milfs with little kids are the ones who organize these kid soccer leagues. There's all kinds of hot mommas at those games desu.

>used to work at a complex with a few fields
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>>68786277
Everyone here is under 25.

Most of us don't even remember 9/11.
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>Europeans actually think we care about soccer
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>>68786165
>w-we don't care! honest!
kek erytime
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>>68786390
Nice response. Want to try again? Please tell me about my country if you know so much.
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>>68786390
We really don't though.

Soccer is for boys and women here. I didn't even know this game was happening until I saw a pregame thread a bong and a half ago.
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>>68786307
Stop calling that football. Those players barely kick that egg
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>>68786432
gg Argentina. You have a great team
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>>68786432
damn you niggers are savage lmao
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>>68786307
Bullshit. Football is way easier to manage with the constant stops. Soccer only has one real break at half time and managers have to change tactics ad the game flows and not having 3-5 minutes to call one play. Not to mention that football has 2 teams one fore offense and defense which has its own separate coaching staff.
>t.somebody who played football for 7 years and played along with captaining my high school side and playing travel football
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>>68786548
Nice excuse to brag about your childhood lmao
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>>68786434
yeah i know your country is losing to the best team in the world and your crying with excuses.
man up and get over it.
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>>68785608
Every England game is the biggest game of the summer. Like it or not whenever England plays football it dominates /sp/ like only wc and champs league finals can.
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>>68786499
It's called football because the ball is a foot long.

lol

>>68786548
Length of time on the field has nothing to do with complexity. It's like you have no reading comprehension or something.
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>>68786594
Not trying to brag at all. I'm just trying to speak as somebody with experience having played both and watching both.
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>>68786307
i actually agree. the only thing not complex about it is the fact the vikings will win when the fucking actual vikings rise again to take over europe, it seems.

the thing is, you guys, you're like spoiled children. you really are

>WAAAA american exceptionlism w-why aren't w-we winning mommy?

HOLY SHIT THERE'S A SPORT AND AMERICA ISN'T FANTASTIC AT IT, QUICK, LET'S DISPARAGE IT TO DEATH
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Another goal
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>>68786622
That has nothing to do with my original post. Want to try again? Please address the role of soccer in the childhood lives of Americans.
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>>68784350
Its gotten to the point that I root against this team
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>>68786741

Thanks for the update. I wouldn't know because I don't care about soccer.
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>>68786548
You just explained why football is more complex.

There are more coaches on a football team than there are players on a soccer team.
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>>68786695
This. Fucking damn good football
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>>68786730
How? We aren't whining or crying about how we aren't winning everything. Quit exaggerating things.
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>>68786730
I lived in the USA for like ten years, they legit don't care about it. I think the only time I ever heard anyone even mention it was during the WC.

If you had any exposure to other sports you would see how boring football actually is
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>>68786949
Thank you. Now tell the Brit that too. Other than the World Cup, the general public doesn't give a flying fuck about soccer here.
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>>68786896
>dem tears
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>>68786896
If you don't care about it you wouldn't even reply dude
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>>68786730
We are spoiled children though. The main reason we don't play soccer is because soccer is a sport for the poor.

All you need is a ball. In the US we play sports that require lots of equipment simply because our standard of living is much higher.

Thanks for pointing out that soccer is the ONLY thing we aren't all to good at, and it's only because our best and second best athletes don't even fucking bother with it.
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>>68786277
at least you tried my black friend, at least you tried
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>>68787017
For the Americans that care about soccer, they expected to lose to the best team in the world.

For the Americans that don't care, it doesn't affect them. Where are the tears? Why are you incapable of having any sort of discussion?
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>>68786904
Yea because they have two separate teams for defending and attacking. In soccer it's 11 players with 3 subs who have to do both.
>>68786696
Pauses do tho. Like o said a football coach has loads more time to think about what he's gonna do next before the team is in any danger. Im soccer if you fuck up it can lead to getting scored on almost instantly
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>>68787017
I don't think americans really cry or suffer when their national team lose a match desu. They don't feel football with passion like other countries
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how about that Lebron, guys.
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>>68787200
This is true. We don't care enough. We win? Great. We lose? Whatever.

Speaking for the general American public btw. You have a small group of hipsters and Mexican border hoppers that watch of course. They are insufferable faggots though.

American soccer fans are those people that always have to remind you about how they like soccer and how soccer is the sport everyone else should watch. If anything, they make Americans hate it more.
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>>68787162
>say football is more complex
>leaf fag unintentionally supports that by arguing the down time in football allows more time to think

Obviously you dumbass. That's my fucking point.
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>>68787035
i'm not following. basketball is clearly a "poorer" sport. or really, should we give the US credit for that? or is it actually an African sport?
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>>68787035
>this game is stupid and it's for poor people
That's the attitude of a 5 year old who's losing at a game. "This game is dumb, I'm leaving". Man up, America. We fielded a team, that means we give a shit. We crossed that line.

>Thanks for pointing out that soccer is the ONLY thing we aren't all to good at, and it's only because our best and second best athletes don't even fucking bother with it.
Not good enough. We're fucking America. We should be the best at everything that any sizeable portion of the world cares about. Because that's what we fucking do.

This is aimed at every crybaby American posting right now.
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>>68787321
better luck next time man
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>>68787365
lol that's like saying Italy gives a shit about baseball because they fielded a world baseball classic team. You know how dumb that argument sounds?
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>>68787455
You never address anything. Want to have a discussion yet?
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>>68787342
how is basketball a poorer sport? you cant put two coats on the ground and play basketball
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>>68787294
The GOAT.
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>>68787342
Basketballs are 3-4x more expensive and require expensive constructed goals as well as a paved surface.

It is typically more popular in less wealthy areas here though. Which are still far more well off than poor areas in other nations.
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>>68787294
Top 3 oAT desu.
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>>68787365
see, this is what i'm talking about. the nauseating arrogance, the vomit-inducing...americaness.

this guy i respect. HOLY SHIT, WELCOME BACK AMERICA
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>>68787569
But that guy is a dumbass
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>>68787365
lol
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>>68787569
its called not being a bitch. there is nothing wrong with wanting to be the best
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>tfw burgerbros have no technique
>tfw burgerbros so autistic
Maybe if Trump wins, 'murica will grow a pair.
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USA KILLED MESSI LMFAO
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>>68787800
Too bad all the little pussy ass bitches are going to vote for Hillary because muh feelings are hurt
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That's a dank burger
pls make it jpg
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>>68787800
>talking about technique as an argentenian literally throws himself over a sign
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If winning the World Cup of FIFA Cup or whatever would make soccer more popular in the USA, I will for sure root against team USA. Soccer is complete shit, and it failed to become #1 in capitalist countries (with actual competition). See USA, Canada, Australia. The sport is only making a push now that cuck tier socialism is choking the life out of the West.
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>>68787080
I will add to this pic, USA lost against a bunch of 3rd world niggers too.
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>>68787365
*standing ovation* Nice words dude
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>>68788097
The game isn't over yet bruh
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>>68788097
France literally got BTFO of Vietnam first.

>negros in charge of history
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>>68786122
>it's mostly track guys, gay guys, scrawny losers that couldn't cut it in other sports but their parents are making them play, or something similar along those lines.
And the Mexicans
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>>68788097
sorry did you skip the class on the falklands

just so you know we shoved our foot up the brit's ass twice
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>>68788172
>3-0
Ó no tenés TV mapuche?
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>>68788053
Hey bro, do you understand what you are seeing on you TV?
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>>68788280
Mexicans typically aren't athletic enough to play football anyways.

Here in Texas all the West Texas teams suck ass because only Mexicans are on the teams.
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>>68788290
>Cheers others victory to hide his own loses.
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>>68788316
last i checked a game was 90 minutes
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>>68788064
>most popular sport on the planet
>lol shit and communism/socialism

again, i get it. God DAMN, that's america right there.
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>>68788280

There weren't Mexicans where I grew up, but yea if you live around some they're gonna play soccer and baseball..that's a given.

Props to the Mexicans on this tho. They're too short for basketball, but they're smart enough to stay away from football for the most part. They stick to two really great paying safe sports in soccer and baseball.
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>>68788347
Not really. I quit playing soccer when I was younger to play football.
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>>68788416
Most of us haven't played soccer since we were 8 years old desu
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>>68788097

France literally had their homeland invaded and occupied

We were trying to protect the free people of Vietnam
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>>68788382
>argentinian soil
>the people living there dont want to be argentinians
>argentina wants to take it anyway
>too weak willed
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>>68788429
Sorry you couldn't make it dude, it's a sport that needs real skills to play
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>>68788097
>black people in charge of history
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>>68788502
>chilenos pidiendo ser adoptados por Argentina
GTFO
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>>68788535
I played four positions in football.

Trust me, I had plenty of skill.
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>>68788470
doesn't matter, you know it's for communist women is what i'm saying. fuck, you can't even shoot anyone during the game, no joke.
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>>68784158
mfw i just woke and realized soccer was on
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>>68788502
Tomorrow I'm gonna get drunk watching Colombia v Chile weon. I got money on Chile so don't dissapoint me dude
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>>68788416
Since when is the most popular thing ever the best? Especially considering that the most fervent soccer countries are in the fully third world continents of South America and Africa?
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>>68788577
Not really communist women but more twink men who couldn't play hockey or football. I know you have never stepped foot in the US, but take a look at the "American outlaws" and that fag from Seattle saying to FIGHT AND WIN

Do you now understand why we find this sport lame? Blame our idiot fans, 0-0s and players flopping all the time.
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>>68788416
It's only the most popular because poor people can afford to play it. Seeing as the US is so much more wealthy than most of you third world countries we don't have to settle.
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>>68788565
>4 positions
That's your problem. You have to be really good in just 1 position
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For all your non Americans who never seem to grasp Americans and soccer, since your main interactions with us are here where we are exposed to soccer daily by you guys. Here's how it works.

When you see our freakishly athletic and scary lookin black guys playing soccer, THEN you know we care about it.

Like Serena in womens tennis yanno? That kinda shit.

Until then it is a meme sport, and you see a lotta Americans caring here cuz you fuckheads rub off on us with your nonstop soccer posting. I dunno if we do the same to you with murrica sports ,but hopefully we do.
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>>68788731
you're really not though. honest, you're actually a third world country yourself. and i mean no insult, i loved new york and Cali, they were great, but they're not actually america. seeing some of your cities...holy shit.
>>68788649
south america yeah, but europe is the other one
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>>68788790
I was really good at one position.

I started three years at free safety. District newcomer of the year my sophomore year and first-team all-district my junior and senior year and second-team all-state my senior year.

I just happened to play three positions on the other side of the field. Wide reciever, running back and wildcat back.
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>>68788731
>poor people
>whole world plays it
>whole world is third world except USA
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>>68788814
you cucks are obsessed with black guys
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>>68788922
New York and California are some of the worst parts of America holy shit. Is that all foreigners do is come to NYC and then judge our country?
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>>68788922
Europe doesn't even have an army. Totally cucked continent.
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>>68788814

This is accurate. I do care a little but it's cuz of the soccer fags on /sp/ posting about this sport all day every day.
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>>68788967

The big black guys are our best athletes. I'm not into cuckolding, but I'm also not stupid enough to think our white guys are equal athletes to our black guys.

I mean think about this for a second.

Lebron James is 6-8 250 with almost no body fat. He has a 40+ inch vertical and the stamina of a marathon runner. He is by any definition a freak of nature. He could have focused on literally any sport and been god tier.

Now I realize soccer has different needs, but Messi is like 5-7 and 150 soaking wet. His vertical may or may not reach Lebron's ankles.

If the USA ever gets serious about soccer you are going to see our freak athletes involved. And you will get mad. Like you get when Serena literally fucks around and dominates soccer forever cuz she's just a better physical specimen than everyone else.
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>>68789200
No roids allowed dude
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>>68788982
not objectively. the gentirification of manhattan is beyond insane. the city is on it's way up, for better or worse. the Outer Borroughs don't really matter, I mean come on.

Also I've passively observed 35 states and 67 cities of your country, and speaking as someone from a Balkan nation emerging from a devastating war, get your shit together, holy fuck.
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>>68788982

Southeast sc and Georgia and northwest are the best imo. For tourists anyway.

Not surprising since for living each are the best depending on political orientation. The most beautiful parts of America with the least amount of bullshit.
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>>68789348

When you raise those freak ass African genes in a home that isn't dirt poor and can properly feed them, guess what you get? Tiger Woods. Serena Williams. Lebron James. Michael Jordan. Venus Williams. Etc.
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>>68789200

Football is a game of skill and vision, not athleticism. Some of the biggest, most muscular players are the shittest. One of the reasons Everton's Ross Barkley has started to get worse is because he got too muscular, according to his fitness coaches.

all Americans do when they talk about their elite athletes is demonstrate that they're the only country in the world who cannot understand football at all.
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Seppos you can't claim that you don't care about soccer because:

1. You'd be celebrating if you won

2. You're in full damage control now
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>>68788280
Mexicans here play baseball much more than soccer

I lived in vegas all my life and mexicans here and in LA love baseball so much more
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>>68789531

You are out of your mind if you think Kobe and Lebron wouldn't have been world class soccer players if they focused on that their whole life.

I'm not trying to be condescending, even tho I actually am coming off that way, but we do sports better than all of you. As evidenced by the Olympics.

Our athletes are better.

I mean John Wall is faster than any of these guys playing soccer professionally. And he's just a pretty good NBA player.
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>>68789666
your pool of 300 million athletes is better than some other pool? well fuck me
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>>68789531
The average wide reciever in the NFL can cover 40 yards in 4.3-4.5 seconds.

Imagine if that athleticism was focused on soccer.
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>>68789750

That is an entirely different argument that I won't argue. Yes we have more so we should be better.

But at the very top, like the best of the best, as far as pure athletes go, we shit all over every country in the world. There is no arguing this.

The thing about soccer is they're like the leftover athletes from the leftovers that were leftovers to the leftovers that didn't get picked by the HS football team.

If we ever care you guys are going to fucking hate us.
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>>68789750
pretty much yea
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>>68789814
they don't have the stamina for it.
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>>68789750
Obviously.

Are we supposed to be ashamed of that?
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>>68789359
I will call you out on your bullshit. What do you do that you have been to most of America?
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>>68789927

Different training regiment. Any soccer player or WR can train to about the same stamina if needed imo. Both literally run for a living. You train for what you need to do.
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>>68789927
Please see "imagine if that athleticism was focused on soccer."

Don't just ignore half the post because it doesn't fit your "muh jogging in place for 90 minutes" narrative.
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>sport that manlets can be good at

top kek, when will they learn?
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>>68789986
I'm an interpreter. don't let the alcohol fool you, i'm actually flawless when not wasted. usually at the NYC UN building, but sometimes I follow my leader to the vast reaches of the american concrete jungles...and i weep, yes.
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>>68789520
Our blacks can get more than 2 meters tall, even with lack of food.
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>>68790250
Small town America is best America. Guess what too, it is the most white parts too. Really makes you think...
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>>68790323

but they look like a twig
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>>68790250
>interpreter

That sounds like a cool gig
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>>68784158
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>>68786060
the real positive is that US got real salty because they lost 4-0
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>>68790495
pretty cool brah. still can't get bitches to talk to me though...
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>>68790821
Stop caring so much about our interest in soccer and maybe you will get more pussy.

On a serious note, American sluts fall for the foreigner accents easy. You should probably just talk and you would be successful. Even if you are a 4/10
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>>68787035

>soccer is a sport for the poor
>every inner city negro on food stamps plays apehoop and handegg
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>>68790905
brilliant, i should develop an accent! i'm thinking irish, it's very disarming.
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>>68790954
Our poor are still far wealthier than they're poor
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sauce on the burger OP.
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>>68791046
Their*

Fuck, nearly caught the abort
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>>68791030
? Unless you have an American accent with you English just speak English like you would you dummy
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>>68790954
he means poor like traded your daughter for a goat so you didnt die of starvation poor. Like, Peru or Africa poor. not foodstamps in an american inner city poor
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>>68789878
>If we ever care you guys are going to fucking hate us more than you already do because we cuck you at every other sport that matters to us.
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>>68791171

Yes that's what I said, and it's the truth.
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>>68791129
'twas a joke, alas.

don't worry, i know how to fire up the croatian charm. the past three times they didn't even call the police.
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>>68786045
There's not nearly as much head on head contact in rugby. American Football is dangerous as shit.
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>>68789814

Messi and Ronaldo are the two greatest players on earth and neither are impressive athletes.

Athleticism. Doesn't. Matter.
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>>68791263
See that joke was funny. Your first one wasn't.
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>>68791171

>England
>cucked by America at literally anything

inb4 'muh olympics'
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>>68791388
How about politics or economics. Watching all the Brits give their two cents about our politics is hilarious.
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>>68788555
>tfw you're a boli indocumentado
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>be burgerbro
>try to make an argument using basketball
>basketball is a nigger sport.

Burgerbro where's your dignity. Hope Trump brings it back
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>>68791644
que se siente ser pobre, dime.
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>>68791789
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>>68791878
oh come on! is that actually real?
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>Soccer is so exciting!
>no stoppages
>no commercials
>just nonstop action!
>goals don't matter, everything that happens is exciting!
>can't wait to watch
>turn on game
>see this

https://youtu.be/p8yKCmnm9xk

soccer is total shit
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>>68792669
>game is tied
>literally playing to tie
lol @ soccer
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>>68792669
>americans keep shitting on soccer because it's "not exciting"
>they play baseball

no words
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I went out to in n out after the game and got a plain cheeseburger, fries (well done) and a strawberry shake.

Reading all the shitposts is making me so depressed that I want to go out and binge eat round two.

There were no positives tonight. No player looked capable of playing international soccer. We are destined to a life of battling shitty Central American teams and island people and occasionally escaping our World Cup group. That is our level. It's been our level for 20 years. It will be our level for twenty more.

Life is pain, but at least we have burgers.
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>>68784158
I read that the game was shown on 2 channels in the USA, one English language, one Spanish language.

70% of the viewership were Spanish speaking, hence immigrant Mexi-fags. That shows how little real Americans care about soccer.
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>>68784622
We're a relatively small nation and many other countries love our sports
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>>68785767
lol nah
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>>68786390
lol check the local sports news here. Nobody gives a fuck
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>>68789878
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHA.

oh you're a gem
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>>68794883
4x1 protein style mustard fried...damn I may just get one before they close
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>>68795138
I'm a normal white American and I watch the games on the Spanish channel. Maybe you should leave the demographic analyses to the professionals.
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>>68795172
Funny the way colonialism works.
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>>68789200
>He could have focused on literally any sport and been god tier.

Except the one that actually matters

Championship target man at best desu senpai
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>>68795216
>england colonised south america and europe
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>>68795191
>tfw don't watch game
>late night sportscenter
>going through that high paced scorecard thing
>literally every baseball game
>college baseball
>WOMEN'S basketball
>olympic diving qualifiers
>baseball highlights
>twenty seconds of soccer which was only them drooling over a messi goal

They didn't even have a full soccer segment in the gameplan sidebar. It was just crammed into the quick news section.
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>>68795231
Because you lost
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>>68787365
lol nice proxy
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>>68795199
I normally get a flying dutchman or two with grilled onions, but I was depressed so loaded on carbs on carbs on carbs. So now I hate myself more than I hate our soccer team, which is what I think I was going for.

Never have tried mustard fried. One of these days.
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>>68787342
football is the only poor people sport left here. Basketball used to be full of ghetto niggers, but now most players are relatively affluent. They just have access to better training and coaching and shit. Same with baseball and hockey of course, those are completely dominated by the wealthier here. Baseball still gets plenty of poor niggas from the dominican and venezuela though

But poor niggers still have a huge impact in football because nobody else is retarded enough to play it, and poorfags really have nothing to lose anyway
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>>68795239
Probably not though.

Maybe they would show a few more highlights rather than one, but it's unlikely any real coverage would happen.
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>>68795230
One sport caught on globally. You mentioned sports plural. Those other sports were largely colonial exports. Don't play dumb here.
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>>68795254
yup im going. ill post food porn when i get back anon
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>>68795201
>I'm a normal white American and I watch the games on the Spanish channel

Sure you are, Paco.
Eat your carnitas and frijoles and shut the fuck up while the natural born citizens talk.
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>>68795300
Godspeed
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>>68795320
Is this how people banter on pol or int or wherever you drifed in from? It's pretty boring, and I'm not sure what your point is.
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Any American that has any idea about football knew that we were going to get wrecked. Just because were the USA doesn't mean we even stand a chance vs Argentina/Spain/Germany or any other top tier team.
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>>68795239
nah, if we won nobody would give half a fuck
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>>68795272
and poor niggers fancy soccer even less than the average american, far less, fuck most of them have probably never even seen a soccer match. The sport isn't even close to taking off with them, those retarded shits will just keep bashing their heads together in hopes of making the NFL, fucking retards. 99% won't make it, and if they do they'll be there for an average of like 2 years. And both the failures and the successes will leave with 57 concussions anyway. And the money they can make in the NFL is pennies compared to the other big leagues here unless they're fucking ndamukong suh. even then it's small time compared to MLB and NBA earning potential. They really would be smart to pick up soccer, but they aren't, and they won't.

the best hope for soccer here is rich hipster faggots if they ever have kids, and maybe poor spics in new york and LA if they can set up some good academies there. though mexishits aren't very good athletes
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why are americans such sore losers?
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>>68795345
Any us fan that's been watching this team longer than one cycle knows that we've never dropped spaghetti like this against Germany or Spain. No one expected to win, but we did expect to compete. This was something else. The players completely forgot how to play. He missing players surely partially contributed, but it doesn't fully explain or excuse it.
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>>68795392
Because unfortunately our country has the mentality that anything out of the "norm" should be made fun of instead of given a chance. I fucking hate it here 90% of the time.
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>>68795392
Why do Britons make wide generalizations
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>>68795395
Our players/bench is not strong enough to compete with these teams. Maybe when Pulisic and the other younger players come up and start making big impacts on games we'll stand a much greater chance but mixing the factor of Argentina wanting a title and the USA not being very good was just brewing a shitstorm.
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>>68788982
>new York
>shit
Only the city and long Island, for very different reasons.
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>>68795239
lmao it was the same deal when we beat equador m8
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>>68795403
>anything out of the "norm" should be made fun of instead of given a chance
Just like 4chan?
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>>68795403
>I fucking hate it here 90% of the time.
Then leave, fgt. You will find out that the hate is inside you, its your internal issue, not the problem of where you are. You will be the same wherever you go.

So grow the fuck up and learn to listen to opposing views without whining.

t. The Father You Should Have Had
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>>68795445
Where do you think 4chan gets most of its traffic?
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>>68795403
Lmao are you one of those goth kids
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>>68795464
You're still here?
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>>68795392
The only time we watch this semen slurping sport is when our national team is playing. It's about having pride

When your team loses, it makes you a loser. When your national team loses the way ours did, it makes us feel like a nation of losers. Americans hate to lose
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>>68795472
Maria!
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>>68795474
Always. Busy colonizing the yellow pussy.
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>>68795327
bliss
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>>68795611
well that seems like the perfect way to end the night. cheers.
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>>68786914
>We aren't whining or crying about how we aren't winning everything. Quit exaggerating things.
Oh gee you fat fuck did you miss the OP post
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>>68795700
I took op's post as satire
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>>68795435
Well the post I replied to was taking about NYC
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>>68785781
>4-0
>you let a manlet raping you ass
explain this
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>>68786151
Yes, when is getting inducted to the hall of fame?
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