KICKOFF IN ONE BING AND FIFTEEN BONGS
WE FOREFATHERS NOW
RAPE TRAIN HAS NO BREAKS
POST RARE EAGLES HERE
>BING BONG
defense!
>BING BONG
defense!
>BING BONG
defense!
>>68778606
>>68778551
>Starts in one bong and fifteen bings.
Not one minute and 15 hours.
Go USA \o/
>>68778551
THIS THREAD IS TOO GAY AND SHIT...KILL YOURSELF OP
We are truly the only nation that embraces strange love with no color....
HEY GAY OP MAKE ANOTHER FUKKEN THREAD LESS GAY
>mfw an American thinks he has a chance near me
>>68778551
Glad he lost all that weight from doing MvF
FIGHT
>>68779208
AND
What's up with this gay ass picture
Fuck this shit I'm jumping in another thread
Fucking Wondolowski! WTF Klinsmann.
>wondo starting
where's the stream
>>68779239
LITERALLY bunker ball: the lineup
get ready for some boring anti-football from USA. guess they got shook after the mexico thrashing from chile.
>>68779239
Every attacker and midfielder is from the MLS
BUS PARKING IMMINENT
>>68779063
>MFW Argentinian subhuman thinks they can speak near me
>>68779228
WIN!
FFFFFFFFFFIIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTT
>>68778551
Would be a better picture if there was a log of poop in that space on the left
>>68778551
Wondo. Starting. What the FUCK?
Switch him out for an actual winger, and this whole lineup changes from something bad to something good...
LETS GO
What's wrong with Wondolowski?
>>68779252
Called it. It's bunker and hope for set pieces. Cynical shit.
>>68779374
FIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>68779252
FUCKKK
>Wondo
![6c3109328bc2dc5af5c9ffba5946cbb191d66440[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/slB3ZhO.jpg "6c3109328bc2dc5af5c9ffba5946cbb191d66440[1].jpg")
GET AT 'EEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>68779276
This. Embarrassing.
>Windows
>>68779400
He shanked an easy one in the Belgium game that would have sent us to the quarters.
Well, Again, I don't know who to support
The home team or the greatest enemy so we can have the duel of fates I want since unfortunately, Trump vs Sanders will not happen, I will conform myself with a Colombia VS Argentina
>>68779503
But is he a bad player though? I mean, for USA standards.
This game will be Portugal vs Autria tier
>>68779400
Nothing worth the hate he gets
>>68779515
He has a notorious habbit of choking in the box in high pressure games.
>>68779515
He isn't great, but he isn't terrible. US fans are still mad he took Donovan's spot on the team and proceeded to choke at the most important time in his career.
>Argentina has the ball
>*DING DONG*
>DE FENCE
>*DING DONG*
>DE FENCE
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>>68779588
CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
>>68779554
He didn't take Donovan's place
Davis or Green did
>>68779239
>Wando
>15 bongs
cool il watch it when i wake up
Argentina is wearing blue
easy US win
Screencap this
I hope Argentina rapes the US so no one gives a fuck about soccer here.
I almost died in Iraq. No reason for this shit to be here
>>68779700
the newfag meant bings
If Messi is really an autist than a US player should just whisper "Sonic Sucks" into his ear and he'll run off the pitch crying. Easy W.
>tfw we're going to win and there is nothing ABUSAs can do about it
>>68779790
Messi would rather debate a presses than like Sonic.
>>68779728
>>68779793
>Argentinian subhuman
disappointed in this lineup desu. we are going to lose anyway, might as well try to do it with style. defend with 7 or 8 instead of 9. Also, this is obviously 442, i don't think we expect wondo to be providing lots of tracking back on the flank
>>68779717
We only choke in finals using the blue
Maradona scored the famous goals against the Brits 30 years ago wearing the blue
>>68779239
>Wondo
Just kick my shit up (over the net)
>people actually thought Nagbe would start
>>68779790
>>68779790
>>68779790
>>68779790
THIS
THIS
THIS
THIS
I'm rooting for you usa!
MAKE FOOTBALL SOCCER AGAIN!
>>68779790
>>68779883
or supporters just screaming this
How many bongs?
>>68779838
>News guy ask if the referee is good
>Sportscasters say he's bad, very bad
I don't think so, it's obvious USA will win. Remember me, it will gonna end 1-0
>>68779921
Fútbol*
>>68779838
If we actually can manage Argentinas attack, I'm sure we might see some tactical changes and substitutions that give us some more offensive flair. I do agree that Wondo won't give us much defensive cover on the flank, that's a problem.
I'm fine with this lineup though,it's rather safe. I'm curious to see how the back 4 + beckerman deal with higuain + messi
>>68779969
Literally bings
>>68779969
It's on at 02:00
30bings
>>68779987
>we
loo
Should I stay up and watch this?
>>68779984
Bad refs are the norm this Copa so it would be weird if it wasn't shit.
>>68780014
Game will likely be terrible filled with bus parking. Shitposting may well be worth staying up for.
>>68779615
Where the fuck is Green? Is he still alive? Is he still an up and comer?
>>68780050
He's joining Agudelo and Morris in the overhyped shitter shack.
>>68779824
How many a presses does it take messi to beat bobomb fields?
is this the comfy thread?
>>68780009
I'm an American staying in india for two weeks
I was on a 13 hour plane ride while Mexico got dismantled by Chile at my home stadium
>>68780066
>>68780050
what happened to rubin?
>>68779515
He's not bad, but he's slow. Changing him out for a winger that can get in behind means that we can worry the Argentine backline without making Yedlin/Fabian Johnson overextend all the time.
Wondo is just too slow to start the game. Dempsey got space because Bobby Wood's runs forced the CB's to back off, but now they can press as high as they want. Only fast player in the lineup is Zardes.
10-0
>>68779830
But them tits lad
>>68780125
Injured all of last year. Just started playing games for Jong Utrecht (Utrecht reserves) to get match fitness.
>>68780168
Bag on the face and bang bang.
US is probably going to start very defensively, Argentina might half-try some atacks at first to test what they're up against and when Banega or Messi get an idea start the attack.
US will rely on counterattacks which isn't too bad an idea considering Zardes is a fucking jetplane and could outrun Rojo.
Our defense hasn't been too tested this cup, which could be bad for us.
Anyhow I'm confident we'll win scoring 3 or 4 goals and maybe allowing one.
There is a chance that with an early advantage for us US might play less defensively and get posibly devastated by our incredible offence.
I do hope you guys rape chile on saturday.
>>68779793
>those teeth on the right
What kind of crowd are we expecting tonight?
>>68780283
enough to start a riot.
>>68780283
Houston, so it will likely be neutral.
>>68780278
This is >>68780237 how we do it.
>game is held in the usa
>people will still cheer for messi the whole game
Cuckmerica
Dubs and I drink
trips and USA win 2-0
Double digits ans USA wins
UK leaves EU
Trump becomes POTUS
Check em
>>68780432
so close
Former host of the show most representative of American culture.
>>68780432
ur 1 off cuz u got 1 wrong
>>68780432
roll
>>68780432
WONDO RUINED DA MEMES.
>>68779239
Who are the subs going to be? Jurgen doesn't trust young guys in big games but maybe if we're down by 3 he'll put Pulisic in? What position does Pulisic play BTW? Forward or Midfield?
REMOVE CHICANO
>>68780381
No doubt. Really wouldn't be surprised if there were more Barcelona shirts than American shirts in the stands considering it is in Texas and Latinos love Barca. Hope I'm wrong though. Just been to enough matches to realize stuff
let's give our energy to the US of A
>>68780432
Seriously, to those in the UK, vote for Brexit, make the UK OK again.
SO THAT'S IT???!!! We will allow this madness to go on? We will do nothing about it? We will just sit in the comfort of our houses SILENTLY and just watch while US is massacred for the whole world's amusement??? This is not how we are supposed to be, GOD DAMMIT!!!! THIS IS A SPORT! I will not be part of this!!
...
What have we become?!!!
USAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>68780561
\o/
>>68780561
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
START THE FUCKING GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYME
Anyone got a screenshot of that milf?
http://www.totalsportek.com/football/copa-america-live-stream/ is this the stream???
>>68780561
\0/
>>68780561
Traidor
>>68779239
>Wondo
>Zusi
>Beckerman
So Klinsmann is hoping for this kind of game?
http://www.uefa.com/uefaeuro/season=2016/matches/round=2000448/match=2017897/statistics/index.html
>>68780278
>>68780328
>what's the matter anon?
dempgod pls
Is that piece of shit Di Maria out for the rest of the tournament?
Useless piece of shit
>TFW no Gaitan thanks to Memezuelan chimps and Mexishit ref
I'm from the United States and i say kill em all!
Am I the only one that thinks of Nathan For You whenever I hear this song?
>all these americans at the stadium with Argentina jerseys
Lol cucks gonna cuck i guess.
>>68780685
Is this the right stream???
come boys this is our home turf
/pol/ here. Let's show these monkey's how to play.
So, who /a/ here?
>>68780913
>>68780913
>>68780955
You're getting walled tonight niggers, screencap this, 3-1
ITS TIME
WE HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE
ATTACK
>>68780913
HEY MESSI
ZERO MINUTES UNTIL YOU DIE
/p/ here - come on USA
>>68781051
Don't jinx it, fag
>Lavezzi
what the fuck?
>>68781051
Hello my white friend.
It's our year la'
there's a Teddy Roosvelt in the audience
>>68781134
Gaitan can't play thanks to a second yellow and Di Maria is fragile useless POS
>>68781134
USA is starting Wondo. Its evened out.
>you will never go to a soccer match and sing the national anthem with your dad because your dad things soccer is for faggots
why isnt howard starting?
>>68780674
THIS
BUILT THE WALL
All those dirty argies at the stadium.
BUILT THE WALL REEEEEEEEEE
>>68781348
He's right about you being a faggot tho
>>68781284
Di Maria is like the best player for their nt though
He is made of glass
And here we go.
If USA defeats the argies will they finally stop being the joke country in football?
>USA
>Football
pick one.
>>68781510
But that's England since they think they're actually good.
*muffled ehhh puto off in the background*
>>68781510
no, just another small step forward. beating Messi might win over more fans in the US that support other countries and get children hyped, so that would be the biggest benefit.
>>68781553
I'll pick Dos a cero, puto
Well that didn't take long
>>68778551
OOPS.
ITS OGRE
>>68781510
>we wont get btfo
GET FUCKING REKT
7-0 INCOMING
IT BEGINS
That's the only one they'll score tonight.
screen cap this.
welp
>USA's trainer clapping
why are americans so cucks?
MESSI
MESSI
MESSI
MESSI
GOAT
GOAT
GOAT
>>68780542
>Texas Latinos hating America
This is not commierfornia you cali cuck faggot, this is glorious Texas where even the Mexicans love the USA. I hate when non Texas scum try to talk like they know anything about our based state.
Flyover states everyone
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Burgercaust incoming, digits confirm
Welp
>>68781134
my friend
Ooooouch
Shameful display americans, the fuck man?
>guzan
What a useless piece of shit
who /notwatching/ because they get too tense/emotional/angry during u.s. matches
ARGENTINA WINS!
RECONQUISTA MOTHERFUCKERS!
>>68781974
I stand by my word, he is shite and should be nowhere near the Argentinian NT.
Friendly reminder Howard would've saved that
well I'm lubed up boys are you?
GIVE ME YOUR STRENGTH BROTHER
This game is intense.
is this the comfy edition?
why the fuck is Zardes playing right back?
holy shit and you wonder how Lavezzi was left unmarked
Zardes is a literal useless player.
an absolute joke
>HAHA BUT HIS TOUCH IS A MEME
no it's a fucking joke.
That wasn't a foul
>>68782084
Sorry britlad
Your next to get btfo in euros
The chip was real
>bradlel
Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of burgers and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of burgers out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck are we losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought we would actually do well???? This is so fucked.
>>68782219
Doesn't matter now. That cross was shit.
as I said some days ago, Argentina will feel motivated to do the same, and even better, than chile.
>>68782201
Zeroes is playing rm he just loves to defend and we need him to desu.
>>68782321
>Argentina
>Motivated to do anything for the NT
There's a reason why they've have consistently produced talent with nothing to show for it.
is this the comfy bread?
>>68782297
Yeah Bradley is shit
>>68782268
I hope you're trolling but if you're not go apologize and explain why you did it, autisti
>>68781869
So USA still loses 0-1?
where's that wunderkind Julian Green?
god i hate landon donovan as a commentator
>>68782450
It is now.
2-2 and then penaltys
>>68782484
Got loaned to Hamburg, then got injured, then went to shit.
The audio on delay?
>>68782324
always thought he was a striker la'
i only have fifa knowledge and the ebin reddit joke being his touch.
Is Geoff Cameron a right back or center back for you?
Fucking Bradley almost let them score.
Messi doesn't trust Higuain.
>>68782739
Messi saw Lebron over the weekend and decided to take over the game.
Ok lads, is Bradley shit tier?
He looked shit tier there.
>biggest usmnt match since the WC
>will be the biggest match until the next WC
>NOT ON FOX NATIONAL TV
Brutal rape incoming
We gonna be ENRICHED tonight
>>68782482
I'm sorry, but did the U.S. already lose? Oh, that's right. The game isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only in the first 15 minutes. Does not having the lead in the first 15 minutes count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the game is still on? The U.S. is still playing right now and they have been on top of their game for how many months now? He's campaigning againstvone of the worst senators in the Senate who just happen to have a lead because he conned.a bunch of Jesus freaks. But you know what? They still fucking suck. The U.S. is one of the best fucking countries in the world, we rocked the world cup last year and would of won the one if we didn't lose. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the U.S. wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the U.S. just dropped a point. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-U.S. topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the the U.S. because hes good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking people on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.
fp
this american crowd is going nuts.
big up big up
>>68782846
Been shit the last couple. Occasionally goes beast mode and makes you think that form will return. Fight and Win personified.
Is that dudes name Fumas More?
Argentina need to be careful with the counter, they're pressing a lot
>>68782846
He's extremely overrated by any American commentator.
Man, these guys are playing way too excited. Need to calm down and do a better job surveying the field.
>>68783070
sup faggot
>>68782983
Funes Mori
He's the one who stamped Origi and cheered afterwards during the Merseyside derby
>>68782983
Funes mori
>Higuain
>>68783070
>implying we cannot afford a risky offensive
>>68783070
There's literally no one but zardes and the wing backs who can get behind the line. Dempsey doesn't have those wheels anymore, wondo never did.
>>68782979
meh, not needed from a midfielder
only thing id want from a midfielder is consistency in possession.
>>68783101
how come what does he say?
>>68782441
motivation and moral is key in this game, m8
0-1 at 3 min means the US is completely fucked already, argentina just has to wait some minutes until the US is mentally tired of their bullshit, and then just do whatever they please
>>68783070
'murica are doing fuck all in attack.
never mind beating their system, someone on your team just needs to beat a man, take a risk, grow some balls.
>>68783323
USA was losing 1-0 to Japan when they bombed Pearl Harbor, but we still ended up nuking them and and killing them all. God bless America
What formation is USA using?
>>68783295
They rate him as actually being as good as Ozil or Kroos, being second only to prime Iniesta. At least that's how it sounds like when they talk about him.
>decide to watch this meme game casuals have been sperging about
>usa already losing
cant even tell which team is which
>>68783248
I wouldn't risk it with the lead either way, US will have to push forward and that's when you carve them up
>>68783184
TSUUUU
Dempsey dropping Bows on Macherano
>>68783494
It's supposed to be a bog standard 442
starting to feel bad for the 'murica fans paying to watch this bullshit.
a good hope is Argentina start becoming too casual with the ball tho
>>68783538
The white ones are ours
I'm late m8s, who scored?
>Romaro
>>68783646
levezzi
>>68783514
Christ no one thinks this.
>>68783514
>They rate him as actually being as good as Ozil or Kroos,
surely this is only to big up their domestic game and make it more approachable for 'muricans?
>>68783646
Argentina around 3 min mark
>>68783646
lavezzi
>>68783601
I love how as soon as I made this post, Romero nearly concedes the ball for a goal.
That hope for casualness is gone now tho
Fuck me.
MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI
MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI
>>68783695
>>68783732
>>68783743
Crap, I was rooting for 'Murica, you guys posted so much support for us last year... there's time to turn the score around, don't lose your faith in memes guys
GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT
MESSI
MESSI
MESSI
USA getting rekt by spics.
>>68783697
They might not actually think it but they talk like they do. Not people or other players, just commentators.
>>68783710
Yes desu, it's to get retards to think we have decent players.
YESSSSS AMERITARDS BTFO!!!!
Did USA ever had a chance? Lol
ITS OGRE
ARGENTINA BEST TEAM IN WORLD! ABSOLUTELY PROPERR! PROPAH!
>ameripoops
top poop
>>68783628
oh you
webm where
>>68783979
this is why we need a bigger wall
>ding dong
DEE FENSE
>ding dong
DEE FENSE
>ding dong
DEE FENSE
The most dangerous lead?
R-right guys?
>>68780882
Maggie Thatcher would be proud, my fellow accomplice.
>>68783979
Argentina is white though
>>68784266
fuck off tory cunt
>>68784254
Yeh... I'm hoping USA doesn't lose as bad as mexico.
What a great shot
all 'murica can hope for now is not to concede again before half-time.
'murica really need to start isolating players tho.
