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First for PLEASE lend me a fiver
Denis Novak is an Austrian tennis player. He is ranked 196. He plays Britain Daniel Cox tomorrow. Cox is 554th. Novak is at 2.08 on marathon. The bookies know something.
Figured it out. Novak has played 2 games on grass in the last 5 years. Still worth a punt.
3rd for REFUSING to tip properly
>>68776471
I had a small amount in my Mara account so I'll give it a bang
>>68776471
Novaks grass record looks tez and cox has qualified for Wimbledon twice before but I'll go a small.
>>68776471
Mind if I share this one on Reddit friend?
xth for CRB goal
8th for all paid tipsters are pathetic frauds
does odds movement alone indicate a good tip?
>>68776728
It will come.
>>68776471
nothing to do with that. bookies (and general tennis fan really) know that wimby uk wild cards are fucking shit...... except at wimbledon.
plenty of examples just today of very lowranked brits beating more accomplished (relatively) players.
willis (5.00) over sugita
salisbury (2.20) over gianessi
corrie (1.90) over tommy paul
these are people who get LTA wildcards for a month and you never hear of them again until 365 days later.
>>68776686
Is this a meme?
>>68776677
>>68776594
>>68776950
Still gonna go for it. The ranking disparity is too big to pass up.
Querry at evens vs Baghdatis. Wat. FREE MONEY.
Need another Gale Falkenberg match like AIR
Who's Berankis playing lids? NEED to see that stat-padding bitch get BLOWN THE FUCK OUT again. :^)
>tfw he's probably stat-padding a Japanese high school tournament right now
pmsl
Here are 4 guys who I like for tomorrow in qualifying:
not the best odds, but that's tennis. They are all solid power hitters that love grass.
Falla (1.45)
Bemelmans (1.57)
a bit below their level, in my opinion but strong servers
Roger-Vasslin (1.4)
Brands (1.23)
and de schepper (2.15) over copil for slight upset. qualies are not the time to bet underdogs.
>>68776471
>Cox
/bet/ magic
On Louisville FC -1.75 marge.
3rd game in 7 days for Toronto, with the last 2 both being away. Louisville are one of the top teams in USL and as they don' have a parent club they have a strong core of players who play every week.
They attract decent crowds and have some excellent players such as Hoffman (13/10) who has decent MLS experience, McCabe (12/1) who has the most assists in the team along with Smith.
Toronto II are poor and have very limited experience, with their oldest player being 23 years old. On top of this they are missing 3 of their best players and a huge chunk of their goals:
Johnson 14/4
Edwards 10/5
Charpie 12/0
They are also playing their 3rd choice GK and are starting a striker who hs only played 20 mins all season. Toronto first team have a Canadian cup match tonight so these players may be with the senior squad.
>>68777061
LMAO that was pretty funny. But no one will get it.
>>68776542
Underappreciated
>>68776404
pmsl
>>68777061
>>68777178
>They attract decent crowds
party atmosphere?
Whoever mentioned De Bakker please leave. He is a pathetic excuse for a tennis player. Absolute cunt tbqh. Lost against some literally who ranked 500 at some clay challenger. Fuck him.
NEED wins for Novak Querrey Mladenovic Roger-Vasselin Smyczek
CRY God for England Harry and St George.
Someone's smacked The Villages, was it tipped in any group?
>>68777282
All me
>>68777178
>backing anything higher than a SW in the USL
Pmsl good luck
>>68777282
Miami got a red m8
>>68777178
Down insane
>>68777178
Down
>>68777282
Hass moves lines
Also fancy Chattanooga depending on how they start. Good team and not much between them and knoxville ladies
>>68777281
CLAY challenger. his serve alone beats any not top 100 player on grass.
Struggling to believe that people unironically fap to traps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Z7bMWJpXY8
Stream for CHATtanooga
>5' Toronto penalty by Salvador Bernal Flores SAVED by #LouCity's Greg Ranjitisingh!
Unreal, based Greggie
Why can I only profit on 365?
It's not a case of beating asia, I have all other bubblegums but I only ever made profit on 365. Since being limited there I have just broke even for about a month.
Would absolutely LOVE to know why The Villages don't know the offside rule desu
>>68777546
Because you aren't shrewd
Spot the MASSIVE DANGERS.
Really hope the are not invited to any children's birthday parties desu
THREE new Unibet skins opened in the last fortnight, what a time to be alive.
>>68777607
>says the perm sporting man watching a US womens soccer stream at 00:15am
Very odd behaviour
>>68777607
>talking shit about the Chattahooligans
>>68777575
Gave up watching that game
>>68777607
spotted
>>68777691
pmsl
HASS
A
S
S
>>68777691
Nice one pal. Thanks for the money
>>68777865
>>68777849
Yeah hooligans are tez, give up the ball so easily.
>>68777630
what sites?
To those who say "pixel punter" or penny chaser
Excellence is never an accident. It is always the result of high intention, sincere effort, and intelligent execution; it represents the wise choice of many alternatives - choice, not chance, determines your destiny
Poland to make the semi-finals bet looking SO SO good right now.
Bagdatis vs Quarry even oddd, who to bet?
22222222222222222222222222222
LOUISVILLE
>>68777993
Querrey mate. Tennistipster already tipped it
>>68778020
Is it a solid bet?
>>68778001
Looking very good.
3333333333333333333333333333
LOUISVILLE
CANT STOP TOPPING UP
0 shots zzzzzz
>>68777178
Unreal bet, cheers for sharing
>>68777178
THIS BET IS A WORLDIE
THANKS FOR THE FREE MONEY LIDDO
Where are FC Miami taking this throw in from?
Mount Mordor?
CHATTANOOGAAAAAAA
>>68778109
Storm delay lid
>>68778030
Looks it desu. Querrey has an excellent grass record. Massive serve which is exaggerated on grass. Baghdatis is a decent player but is unlikely to break.
Physically CANNOT stop rebacking
>>68777178
PMSL leave the house for the first time in days and I miss this. Can't stop won't stop needing death
BASED CHATANOOGA
OVER 1.5 GOALS 1ST HALF
THANK YOU VERY MUCH SLAGS
>>68778056
Them stats have definitely got to be wrong, cant have six corners with only 2 attacks and 1 absolute danger
>>68778210
Theres been so many good bets the last two days, this isn't all that special
>>68778348
actual rball on betfair
>>68778352
It had large limits in Asia though
HASS
A
S
S
>>68778610
>>68777364
>Also fancy Chattanooga
Why are you celebrating Knoxville goals?
>tfw mocked Hass last week when someone stole his tip and everyone was giving the other guy credit
>tfw I posted about The Villages before Hass and he is getting all the credit
33333333333333
CRB?!?!?
>>68778692
tears!
>>68778670
>he doesn't know I'm a big Villages fan
I've been waiting for this game all day lad, in fact I was on myself before they conceded pmsl
>>68778668
Probably celebrating the Villages goal. I know I am, got on DNB at 3.25
>>68778732
ABSOLUTE TEAR IN MY EYE
>>68778768
Same. Smacked The Villages at 2.2 though, so w/e.
Stil disappointing, considering CRB had some pretty decent performances lately.
>>68778768
my eye just sucked it back
>>68778768
CRB SURREAL
>score on a red
Classic South America
CRB UNREAL
I go down to make a drink and come back to all these goals hahahaha what happened lads I've got a semi on
>Hass making up odds
Sick fed up of this. The line is clearly -0.5, not 0.0. Reporting it now.
One day I am going to bet on every South American team that gets a red to score next and I will be up so many cunts
>>68778808
Never in doubt :^)
LADS, if K-W come through this will be my longest win streak.
>>68778869
>Being this late to the party
Still there on 365, and at higher odds I think
>waste all my money in the day and bankrupt myself before the big wins come in
why
Mfw put 5000 for USA over Argentina.
Chatanooga choo choo slags @9 is worth a quid
>>68778930
Because you're a mug who never learns
>>68778869
-0.25 is in Asia now too if you don't have accounts, although I wouldn't take that personally. Derby are a good side.
>score the second after I cash out on a fucking red
Fuck you you South American pricks.
>>68778975
zzz don't care. Tipping fake lines to the point of 0.5 goals is a joke
Hungary +1 1.20 seems solid or is Ronaldo just pretending to choke
>>68778995
>cashed out
BEGGING you not to procreate
>>68779013
Do you plan on ever having sex?
>>68779037
Hungary want to lose.
>>68778936
>you will never be an American bookie making easy money from mugs like this.
Why even live.
>>68779048
Memes.
>>68779013
Will void this then if you're gonna be anal about it. Got better bets lined up anyway.
>>68779062
>ad hominem attack
Wouldn't expect much less from a lying, cheating fraud who thinks he is shrewd because he has a 17% ROI on fake lines.
>>68779116
Only if it loses!
Tears STREAMING down my cheeks
ABSOLUTELY FUCKING TRAGIC
>CRB
at this point just waiting for the villages to concede
>>68779075
no they dont retard
Was SO SO fucking close to cashing out CRB pmsl
twice this has happened today ffffssss
>>68779132
What's your tt? Please unfollow me.
One win today was all I asked for..
4444
>>68779132
>fake lines
Line is still there, what are you on about?
>>68779189
So you can go on tipping fake lines and get away with it? I don't think so.
Honestly this is the last time I tip in South America. Fancied Luverdense too but I will have PTSD if I get on now
>>68779293
He just wants nibs.
I'm on Harrisburg City Islanders DC/-0.5. Will put in a decent performance second half and get at least a point
>>68779354
He has the same syntax as Euan, so so obvious
>>68779418
Doubt it but he is probably the same guy that used to claim Euan tipped a fake line just because it was gone 2 minutes later
>>68779418
PLEASE so not drag my name through the mud. I've had to deal with the same nonsense.
I hope everyone has their alarms set for tomorrow's very early start.
>>68779511
Yeah I doubt it's him, Euan unfollowed me. Not sure why, been tipping some worldies.
>>68779531
Let me guess, Argentina -1?
Louisville given up trying to score zzzz
>>68779580
Literally a special stake. When are you going paid? Better yield than that Maradona guy
Down so much I don't know what up is
>>68779370
got on DNB
>>68779370
>Dutch tips
>>68779664
FUCKS SAKE
>>68779627
Should I set my alarm for 8:50?
And don't think I could take the pressure desu, fair play on you for trying
Shoutout to the autist who convinced me to void the KW tip
[insert comment saying I should've gone for overs here]
>>68779699
Sorry ;_;
>>68779640
This
>>68779766
>getting bullied into voiding a tip
need 444444
AND
55555
>>68779795
>Implying I didn't just realise it was a bad bet and took the out
so so cunning
>>68779828
Which game?
>Betting suggestions from Holland
>>68779851
not sure Big Al would like that
>>68779828
this. and a corner FUCK YEAH
>>68779851
If you ever want to go paid you probably shouldn't admit stuff like this
>>68779867
I don't want to meet the absolute danger that is the Islanders goalkeeper.
Need Louisville 5-0 so I can remember what it's like to win a bet
Reminder that if you're a profitable tipster you wouldn't need to go paid
>>68780031
the line was -1.75 from kick off
what are you doing?
>>68779851
>>68779766
Reported for that too. Expect a message from big_al
Can't wait to complain about wageslaving in 6 hours zzz
>>68780070
Got on late, was sexting gf zzzzz.
Can not wait for Palmeiras FH to come in so I can get comfy in bed and watch the USA beat Argentina.
NOT ON ON CHATTNOOGAS @ 9 SW
>mfw Chattanooga DNB is coming in
So so happy
>>68779905
Don't want to go paid.
>>68780057
You don't have to worry about Asia (well not really)
and accounts if you go paid, so long as you charge enough and have enough followers. But realistically even if I had a decent yield I'd maybe get 20 odd followers max for £10 a month. May as well wageslave if you don't have accounts yourself.
meta_is_murder snitches get stiches.
Argentina win & over 2.5 goals @2.75 tempting
>>68780251
>implying
pmsl
HAHAHAHA DOWN THOUSANDS
DOWN
WEW @ BOTH GAMES
>got on at 0-0
who here /comfy/?
>>68780291
I'll admit, the last part is wishful thinking.
>louisville
down an utter cunt.
>>68780261
Didn't realise anyone non /bet/ followed you pal
need a Whitecaps goal
I blame myself for Chattanooga desu
>>68780356
pmsl I forgot he was a mod. I reckon bird reported it
Palmeiras 111111111
>>68780456
such a worm
>>68780108
With you tomorrow lid
literal free money
CHATT
222222222
re-back in
Who here /Argentina/
>>68781168
Not me. Do you even have a penny left to bet on them?
>>68781168
Unders is THE bet.
In too deep on Argentina -1
Pretty sure my wife and her son will leave me if this is anything less than a refund.
>>68781331
A Canadian anon chucked a fiver on Argentina -1 for me
>>68781410
on overs
>american football """""""""""experts""""" weigh in with their predictions for the game
>>68781434
>Betting against da states
Can't stop topping up on Argie corners
Wont stop
rebacking USA
on my KNEES for an ameribets tip to lay
jeesus fug i didn't even know it already started got spooked good
>4 minutes
looking good for o2.5
>>68781967
Trap by the bookies
>>68782340
Not if Guzans goalkeeping doesn't improve
Anyone getting on Luverdense now?
We looks so bloody shaky and it's not even 10 minutes into the game.
We honestly don't need to lose by 5 here but it's looking that way.
Argentina SO, SO good
>>68782515
Yeah look good.
Sampaio are playing their B team more or less.
>mfw KW actually won
PMSL
>>68783010
Regret cashing out now.
>>68783010
>InPlay2g: In order to get a bet voided you must comment immediately and report immediately. Sorry, but this is a loss.
Where is the logic in that? I get voiding a tip nobody could get on but to outright mark it as a loss when it won is fucking ludicrous
>>68783293
The line was there until they conceded on bet365 too, idk.
He marked it as a loss while they were still playing too.
Gonna be having words with Big Al.
>>68783411
Just change it yourself, he basically ruled that it couldn't be voided so the result of the game dictates how it's settled
>>68783482
Good, I can maintain my 17% yield.
b8man so so based.
goddamn, Messi so sick
rebacking USA large, this line is too good to miss
>>68781434
I have transcended beyond UAC
MESSI
Ez money
>>68783636
rooting for you to break into the 20%+ stratosphere for elite tipsters
USA lost the only good thing they ever hsd, their balls. Ty Klinsi x
>Argentina -1 was 2.30
>2 fucking 30
mug as fuck but easiest money ever.
>there are people that thought unders was the bet
>>68784604
good bets lose sometimes mate
incoming 7 - 0
>>68784366
SOON.
Argentina -0.75, surely a mainstream special?
>>68784604
>unironically getting smug after winning your first bet in ages
>>68784603
>easiest money ever
>games are only 45 mins long
>>68784734
>tfw wanted to put a cheeky fiver on that @201 but forgot
>>68784740
>no fun allowed
>>68784800
Are you watching it? Argies literally toying with these Yanks. Granted given recent events wouldn't be surprised if it someway comes back to bite me.
>>68784836
I'm just saying that on the very slight off chance that this isn't some terrible gimmick and you are actually the person you act like you are then you should learn that you are a terrible gambler and you don't lose when you lose because of bad lucka nd win when you do because you are shrewd but rather when you win you are getting lucky and when you lose its because you're a shit gambler.
>>68784959
actually the bulk of my losses are really close and solely due to me lacking in the luck department.
>>68785116
>luck
>>68785116
followed some of your bets and lost money when can i expect a refund?
>>68785116
That's not bad luck, that's picking the wrong spots to bet
>>68785188
When he becomes a big DJ
>>68785176
it's as if i never got the beginner's luck boost that everyone else seems to get
>Volkswagen half time
smed on argenina vs US under 3.5
argentina is just gonna park the bus here and I really cannot see the US scoring.
>>68785942
>Argentina gonna park the bus
Every fucking HT, someone says Argentina is going to park the bus and they proceed to blow the fuck out of the other team 2nd Half. Every fucking game.
>>68786107
Argentina really has not had that much pressure, just a lucky early header and an insane messi free kick
>>68786107
Just like in that Bolivia game eh?
>>68786207
Good luck senpai. I already got what I need if the score line remains unchanged.
>that Luverdense rball
Imagine.
>>68786386
Would've scored if they got a red :^)
>>68786386
Already forgot I had money on that. Don't even want to look at it.
>>68786501
That's because South America is the GOAT continent
>>68786543
I'll save you the trouble
>>68786107
Last game they were up 3-0. Messi came on. And they didn't score a single goal. At most in this half, the Americans should score and try and mount a late comeback but that's it. Or it ends 2-0
>>68786798
>you
pmsl
>>68786798
Pmsl.
Still I think it won't go past 5-0.
Oh look. They just scored.
>>68786798
pmsl
>>68781434
Doing laps of the office.
Ventura - Laguna game could be a blowout. Ventura have their top scorer on and a good squad
LA Laguna have the worst defensive record in the league.
>>68787310
bookies beat you to it m8
>>68785445
post paypal m8
need 5
>>68787085
18 more minutes
Time to sweat
>>68788521
rebacked at u4.5 so I should break even but need 3:0 for scenes
dempsey out now so I really cannot see how USA scores
>>68788783
Whelp
>>68781685
Tez
I'll help you guys to keep this thread alive.
>>68791824
>USA
>Soccer
>>68791824
7-0
>>68792405
>>68792470
I was just trying to help lmao
tears
Was there a line for USA 0 shots on goal, hilarious.
>>68792631
I can't believe the odds the book makers gave for Argentina -1. I mean it was literally fucking free money.
>>68792672
No such thing as free money. Also it was a bookie trap.
>>68792734
I sure made plenty of cash rebacking Argentina after every goal.
>>68792819
Post slips
>>68792842
I am not about to post criminal activities on 4chan of all places.
>>68792734
>no such thing as free money
>what are the last 3 NBA games
Imagine getting paid £20,000 for 10 tips that have a -27% ROI
>>68793399
Who this
Men, I found a quality bet that should be a 80% winner.
I got this from reddit
POTD Record 5-1-5 (LWLWLPWLLWW)
After a rough night the other night I decided to take a break but now I'm back.
Rugby League - State of Origin
Qld Maroons v Nsw Blues 20:20 AEST
Pick Qld Maroons ML @ 1.53 So the Maroons won the last game away in a close one but now they are at their home ground of Suncorp. Record shows that NSW just can't seem to win when they are in the position that they are in. I expect this to be a high scoring game unlike the last one and I also expect that Qld win comfortably with the home crowd willing them. The total points over could be a good play but I'm not touching it.
Other picks:
Just one other pick I'm going with tonight and that's Qld -5.5 @ 1.91 I expect Qld to win comfortably so I think they will cover this line easily.
Note NSW are playing for the series here so I may be wrong and they could cause an upset tonight, however I just can't see that happening with Corey Parker announcing his retirement at the end of the year this will be his last state of origin game at home and I think the Qld boys will want to send him off here in a big way.
Thanks for reading guys and good luck if you are tailing. Looking at my form guide it looks like I should get a win tonight haha!
