TB:Bucs want Winston to 'test the boundaries'
DEN:Talks between Miller, Denver have 'gone cold'
DET:Stafford expects to 'spread the ball around'
SF:S. Draughn to see 'plenty of playing time'
FA:Report: Foster thinks he'll be ready for camp
BAL:Terrance West 'leaner and more explosive'
BAL:Dennis Pitta to be 'significant contributor'?
BUF:Sammy Watkins staying in Buffalo for rehab
NO:Brees: Coby Fleener 'always open' on tape
CHI:Fox expects 'good things again' from Cutler
DEN:Hillman has 'inside track' for backup job?
BUF:S. Watkins expects to return early in camp
tom brady
The Jets will go 6-10 and there is NOTHING you can do to stop them
First for /hoc/
>>68772766
Has there ever been a combination thread?
>>68772840
>>68772874
Get that faggot shit outta here
Fifth for Big Ben being trash
Thank you Based Carr
Which normie meme is more cringeworthy: Crying Jordan or Kermit sipping tea?
>>68772874
I find this increasingly likely. Jets tied the Panthers for lowest SoS last season, Revis isn't getting any younger, are losing D'Brickashaw and Wilkerson, and have no real replacement for FitzMagic.
Not to mention they replaced Ivory with Forte.
>>68773254
kermit sipping tea
>>68773254
Anything Kermit related
>>68773311
This. It's not even funny
At least crying Jordan sometimes has good bantz
11 more Sundays to go
>>68773179
What's up with raidniggers and forced memes?
Argentina on suicide watch
>>68772874
Any chance someone other than Geno starts in September?
>>68773414
CFL in 2 days.
>>68772984
it was oc from that cool packers fan
>>68774229
i still think fitz is going to start week 1, if he was going to sign somewhere else he'd have done it by now.
>>68773281
?Jets tied the Panthers for lowest SoS last season, Revis isn't getting any younger,
yup
>are losing D'Brickashaw and Wilkerson
wilkerson will play out the tag and then sign somewhere else next year, he's not going to sit out and cost himself millions. dbrick was the worst LT in the league last year so his retirement was actually a positive since it cleared cap space.
>have no real replacement for FitzMagic
maybe, fitz wasn't the long term solution anyways
Ivory for forte is a wash, ivory's a better runner but he isn't as versatile, Forte is a better fit.
>>68774357
Go Riders.
>>68774394
>dbrick was the worst LT in the league last year
even worse than Alejandro Villanueva?
>yfw bucs threepeat dynasty 2018,19,20
>>68774394
Ivory has mileage left though, Forte who knows?
>>68776168
>Ivory has mileage left though
Wouldn't be too sure about that, he kinda sputtered down the stretch
>>68775986
Then the Raiders have their threepeat right after you right?
>>68776276
>raiders
>winning
>>68776381
Explain our history then.
>>68776437
3 dusty ass rings?
the redskins have more bragging rights than you guys do
>>68775986
>Winston breaking records throwing to Evans for the next 5-10 years
I can feel it Mr Krabs
>>68775986
he will remind them
Aaron Rodgers
>trying to grill ribs
>tornado warnings
fuck off god im hungry
>>68777610
grill them anyway I'm sure you'll be fine
what is the best NFL mascot and why is it Poe?
>>68777610
You get tornado warnings in Maryland?
>>68778287
That's not the Raiders Rusher.
>>68778287
>their stadiums don't even have cannons
>>68778323
its so fucking rare and every time it happens its inconvenient
the last one I remember was back in 2012
>>68778392
how does a helmet fit on his head
name a qb that has as big of a drop off going from home to road or dome to outdoors
>>68776437
>raiders history
lol, over 10 losing seasons in a row now?
>Joseph Randall get's another felony charge
Typical Cowboys
>>68779035
we released him months ago ???
>>68773179
TYBC
>>68778571
Tony Romo
>>68779101
Once a cowturd always a cowturd
>>68778754
WRONG. You mean non-WINNING seasons. 2 of those seasons we went 8-8.
>I sure showed that guy.
>8-8 is considered a successful season in chokeland
>>68778392
SPOILER ALERT
>the "cannon" is a glorified firecracker
>>68779278
My team has had 13 winning seasons in a row with two seasons of 8-8.
>>68779146
Romo is almost 6 points higher in passer rating than Brees on the road or outdoors, along with a much better win margin
why are Romo haters so dumb?
>>68779314
>My team
Woah we got an NFL Owner shitposting in the sports section of a Chinese Cartoon Forum in the middle of June
>>68779316
Brees has a ring, your argument is invalid
>>68779316
Romo also has literally jack shit to show for his entire career, his biggest highlight is a fumble.
>>68779314
>My team
Woah we got an NFL Owner shitposting in the sports section of a Chinese Cartoon Forum in the middle of June
Why does this general have so many cancerous tripfags? It's the main reason that I think generals should be banned 2bh.
>your team
>your predicted record this season
>your favorite show
>your waifu
>player on your roster you could see being a successful head coach someday
I'll start
>Browns
>6-10
>Simpsons (seasons 3-6)
>Asuka
>Josh McCown
>>68779369
>>68779394
Don't you know I'm motherfucking Mark Davis lol.
>>68779412
agreed
>>68779379
>>68779378
>>68779412
I only tripfag so I can post retarded shit and get yous. I actually hate tripfags.
>>68779412
>I posted it again
>>68779422
Get a haircut faggot
>>68779419
>Raiders
>9-7
>MST3K or How It's Made
>Hot Pants
>Ben Heeney
>>68779419
TTU
15-0
Big Brother
Police 12
None
snek
>>68779609
Biting rope.
>>68779419
Raiders
10-6
South Park (seasons 2-5 + BL&U)
>
Marcel Reece (Would've said Tuck if you had asked me this last year)
>>68779609
>>68779419
>Team
Ravens
>Record
11-5
>Show
Baseball
>Waifu
I don't know what means so I'm not going to answer
>Player as coach
Steve Smith
>>68773177
I agree, /hoc/
>>68779419
>Chiefs
>11-5
>Curb Your Enthusiasm
>Emily Blunt
>Anthony Sherman or Alex Smith
The Chiefs will play in the AFCCG this year and lose to the Steelers cap this
>>68779419
>Eagles
>7-9
>IASIP
>Felicia Day
>Connor Barwin
>>68779952
>felicia day
>Former NFL receiver Davone Bess was arrested early Monday
>A Gilbert patrol officer attempted to conduct a traffic stop on a silver Mercedes driving without the headlights on, The vehicle pulled into a parking lot of a sporting goods store but continued driving slowly through the lot and would not stop for the officer. The driver, later identified as Bess then rolled down his window and began making gestures with his hand shaped like a gun and motioning that he was shooting the officer. The officer gave him numerous commands to stop the vehicle and exit, however he continued to ignore the commands. Bess then removed his shirt and continued with the hand gestures. He then left in the parking lot in the vehicle at a high rate of speed, nearly colliding with another occupied vehicle.
>Police began to pursue Bess but stopped for public safety reasons. Officers then went to his home address and waited for Bess.
>A few minutes later Bess arrived in the vehicle in front of his residence,Officers attempted to make contact with Bess but he remained in his vehicle with the music turned up He barricaded himself in the vehicle and visually displayed a knife to the officers. later Bess exited the vehicle and walked into the residence ignoring the officers. While inside Bess would stand at the front window and door holding a knife his throat. He would not respond to officers. Officers continued to negotiate for several hours to have him exit. During this time family members inside the residence exited
>A short time later Bess again opened the front door, however at no point did Bess comply with the negotiators. “For Bess’ own safety it was decided to get him in custody as quickly and safely as possible. At this point a police K-9 was released and the K-9 bit Bess on the left forearm just inside the front door of the residence. Bess was then taken into custody and transported to a local hospital for the dog bite and a mental evaluation.”
>>68779419
Packers
12-4
Rick N Morty
?
John Kuhn (not on the roster, but he'd be an awesome coach)
>>68778571
>home/away
Rodgers, Flacco, Matt Ryan
>indoor/outdoor
Brady, Palmer, Roethlisberger
>>68780102
that was a trip
>>68779808
Im changing my waifu to Eva Green
>>68780319
1. No one fucking cares anon
2. Fucking disgusting
>>68778571
>>68780147
Also, he's top 10 in the League in road passer rating and outdoor passer rating. RIP Meme.
>>68780147
You got stats to back these up or are you just talking out your ass like sneak or tiki?
>>68780373
I believe that you are wrong.
>>68780355
>being this gay
>>68780102
This is what playing for the Browns does to you
>>68780404
http://www.pro-football-reference.com
road PR as % of home PR
>Brees, 89.99%
>Rodgers, 89.89%
>Ryan, 89.62%
>Flacco, 86.18%
outdoor PR as % of dome PR
>Brees, 88.27%
>Brady, 87.79%
>Roethlisberger, 87.36%
>Palmer, 86.43%
>>68780102
lyl, if he was a regular nig on the street they would've jumped his ass as soon as he got out the car
>>68780688
He is just a regular nig though
>>68780632
doesnt change the fact that Brady, Rodgers etc. would absolutely torch him statistically if they had the good fortune to play in a dome so often
his status as the forth best QB of this era instead of ben/romo tier comes 100% from his dome
>>68781141
>statistically
lol, okay m8.
>>68781141
his stats though are comparable if not better than peypey's and peypey had a dome for the majority of his career as well
>>68781141
Brady and Rodgers have great homefield advantages themselves playing in shit ass weather that they are used to
>>68778571
that's an ugly baby
bump
>>68782342
what? wins?
I dont know if you've been watching football recently but Brady and Rodgers got him beat there
I also want to point out the Rodgers has a 99 Passer rating on the road compared to Brees 91 and a 6th seed owl so its dumb to call him a home babby
Brady hasnt even played a full seasons worth under a dome so it's even more retarded calling him a dome babby
>>68782663
no u
>>68778571
also kurt warner
>>68783230
>win 3 road games in a row once in your career
>hurr durr road warrior
Also, by your metric,
>Bortles, Griffin, Sanchez, Foles, and Bradford are the best road QBs in the League
>Fitzpatrick, Smeth, Foles, Bradford, and Kaepernick are the best outdoor QBs
>>68773254
I still laugh at crying MJ, depending on how good the edit was/what context it was.
None of my business was funny for approximately 2 hours, and even then it was mediocre. Not even the 3rd best frog meme of the past 2 years.
>>68783758
could also have to do with the fact that he averages 4100 yards, 30 TDs, 10 INTs and a 99 passer rating every 16 game
>>68785036
Yeah, but he also averages 502.38 dicks sucked per minute which is one tenth the number of my mom, which means he sucks more dick than any man on earth.
The thread must go on
>>68780467
I used to be gay but now I am not, thanks for the waifu anon
>>68785036
>bigger performance dip than Brees
Von Miller to 49ers for kaep
Why are the Chinese so good at table tennis, yo?
>>68786266
Rodgers is a much better Qb on the Road
just because he's even better at home doesnt make him a home babby
>>68786649
>bigger performance dip than Brees
>"just because he's even better at home doesnt make him a home babby"
>Brees still one of the best road and outdoor QBs in the league
>"dome babby"
>tfw probably gonna go 6-10 since the cavs broke the curse, and will continue to get better in years to come, possibly an owl win in our future
Let's fucking go. Can't wait to see this team shine.
>>68779419
>Browns
>5-11, 6-10, or 7-9
>The Office, Walking Dead, or Rick and Morty
>JLaw or Remy Lacroix
>Joe Thomas desu
>>68787302
It will take a literal act of God to allow the Browns to win again. You should transfer that faith to the Windians instead.
>>68787302
with all respect
your built to go 2-14 and get the #1 pick
its not a bad thing you have allot of young rookies with potential
>>68786769
Better road qbs (based on pr)
Brady
Rodgers
Romo
Rivers
Ben
Peyton (RIP)
Wilson
Robert Griffin III
Better outdoor qbs (based on pr)
Brady
Rodgers
Romo
Rivers
Ben
Peyton (RIP)
Wilson
Cap'n Kirk
probably a few more I just didnt bother to remember
pretty broad definition of one of the best
>>68780416
mfw I believe that every fucking thread has a bunch of fagget fucking trips
>>68785036
The fudge packers won't even break .500 this season
>>68788680
I'm an ironic tripfag. I only use my trip to get yous. You are another victim.
>>68788732
Rodger's has Nelson back so he can be an "elite" QB again.
>>68779419
2-14
'03-'15 top gear
>being a weeb
idek probably shaun draughn
>>68788753
you can't make any excuses for how bad you suck fagget
>>68788842
he could break his leg in preseason (actually so could dick lover QB)
>>68788931
C'mon R12 don't be a goddman debbie downer.
>>68789040
can you blame him?
the naners will be shit for decades with York at the helm
>>68789115
I believed in >my team when the Raiders had senile Al Davis in charge, he can believe in his team.
Who /NORTHAMERICA/
>>68789225
>we'll meme our way to a Gold lol
>>68772766
>NO:Brees: Coby Fleener 'always open' on tape
You wanna know why that is?
>>68788307
>top 10
>not one of the best
>>68789641
>saints shelled out that much money out for a stone hands TE that is afraid to take a hit
>>68790336
>Saints anything
>>68789641
>>68790336
His drop rate isn't that bad though.
>>68791034
he literally has a vagina
>>68789377
It's like you're reading my mind lol
Fitz come back so we can be playoff potential team
>>68791678
Well meme'd my black friend
but you thought the fudge packers would win the division last year
Packer """""""""fans"""""""""""" getting all gassed up lmao
You would think they'd have done something impressive in the past 5 years or something lol
>>68779808
>and lose to the Patriots
FTFY
>>68792446
pats best chance was last year with their cupcake schedule
they choked and blew it
now it's the steelers turn to win their 7th owl since they are the best franchise in the nfl
>>68792434
you forget game when rodgers went full god mode in the playoffs against the cowboys when everyone counted us out?
>>68779808
Carrizard > Charmander west
>>68791063
So did Graham.
>>68779808
>wanting your team to lose
>>68779808
>he embraced the nickname
that's kinda cool
http://dailysnark.com/breaking-broncos-ship-von-miller-49ers-colin-kaepernick-2/
>>68778337
Those aren't Swoop
>>68779419
Iggs
9-7
Idk I watch a lot of shows
Better than yours and not 2d
None of them desu, if o had to pick 1 it would be Brent celek or Jenkins and they wouldn't be successful
Michael Jackson had a ton of illegal porn, guys
Police just found it today
/hoc/ reporting in
>BAHAHA THOSE MUDSLIM YUROPES AMIRTE??
Fuck you American, your country is LITERALLY 58% white and you have the audacity to talk shit about Europe.
Apologies right here and now America and we might forgive you.
>>68793404
>Canada
Apologize you rude fucking leaf.
Check it out, I found a Spongegar meme before spongegar became popular
Some anon predicted the future
>>68793404
listen here you podunk rudeboy
i pay taxes and eat my vitamins
>David Carr's 3 most underrated QBs
>#3
>Derek Carr
YOU SEE WE GOT THE POWER TO TURN BACK TIME
LET'S BRING BACK MICHAEL VICK IN HIS PRIME
Seig heil
You now remember this
>>68793727
Yeah but most of those TDs were in that one game where they beat the 49ers 3843-10
>>68793805
>>68793887
>LT in the Niners backfield before the OL is even out of their stances
Accurate. Who's that Seahawks player though?
>>68793537
Derek Carr would be #3 on my most overrated desu
>10-22 as a starter
>never made it higher than 3rd in his division
>everybody already anoints him as a first ballot hall of famer
>>68793331
No, a tabloid website just obtained a tape of a raid from 2003 where they allegedly found illegal porn. MJ was eventually acquitted of all that.
>>68779808
>and lose to the Broncos
Fixed that for you
>>68794023
>he rates teambabbies
>>68794015
That's Barry Sanders at the end
>>68794049
>Barry
That's Bernie sanders
>>68794049
Oh, thought I saw some green in there.
>>68794080
>not prepping the bull
I don't think that's Bernie.
>>68793887
>LT staring at those asses
>this ACTUALLY happened
>>68793537
is David Carr still elite?
>>68794147
>this ACTUALLY happened
>>68794291
Kill yourself, snoke
>>68781141
He's better than Peyton.
>>68787517
>tfw Browns get Watson and Fournette in the 1st round
>>68794353
>tfw they both are busts
>>68794704
>Raidersposting
Disgusting.
>only team in the AFCW without a bunch of shitposting fans is the only one that doesn't suck ass
Coincidence?
Tom Brady will suffer a career ending injury this year
>>68794801
All 4 teams have shitposters
The entire NFL has shitposters
THIS WHOLE SITE IS SHITPOSTERS
>>68794811
Dubs confirmed, Ausgay
>>68794844
Dubs confirmed dubs confirming Brady injury
>>68794922
>>68794844
>>68794811
Dubs confirming dubs confirming dubs confirming Brady injury
>>68779419
Seahawks
13-3
Seinfeld
I don't watch anime
Earl Thomas
>>68794934
you had one job
>>68794959
Shut up, leaf
>>68794977
LEAF BTFO BY DUBS
>>68795000
>>68795000
>>68794977
last week fucked around got a triple double
>>68795000
Trips confirms leaves BTFO
>>68773254
MJ crying can still be pretty funny depending on context
>tfw you went to towson and want Terrance West to break out somehow, but you hate the ravens
>>68779419
>Vikings
>10-6 (pessimism keeps me from predicting more wins)
>currently Bojack Horseman
>pic related
>uhh idk Chad Greenway or Brian Robison
God I hate windows 10
>>68795185
>capping nonevents
>>68795292
>FLACOO
you tried
I forgot I still had this lol
>>68795308
I dont know what you are implying
An concise list of teams that should be allowed to wear black jerseys
Raiders
Steelers
Saints
Panthers (should be an alternate)
Ravens (as an alternate)
The black for black's sake meme (afflicted teams: Eagles, Lions, 49ers, Cardinals, Jaguars, probably more I'm forgetting) needs to die
Nothing at all
>>68795362
Saints played in all black at some point.
>>68795362
>Panthers
>Ravens
too young teams, they cannot claim black
>Saints
No, they have their gold and white and that's how it should stay
>>68795322
wow are the Packers the most depressing team to root for?
>>68780147
>indoor outdoor
>brady
Minus the denver stadium, Brady plays great in snow. Also, at least one of the past year's denver game's should have been a W, the first one was a loss to referees, and the second one was poor coaching decisions.
>>68795448
>>68795322
samefag
>>68795460
>>68795478
for shame, sneak
>>68779419
>Pats
>13-3
>Game of Thrones
>Wut
>Rob Ninkovich
>>68795460
can you give me a quad get
Can we all just agree the Lions aren't winning the division?
>>68795555
>>68795515
ok
>>68795515
no one was arguing about this
>>68795554
for what purpose
>>68795579
memes
>>68795579
make him say 2hu sucks
>>68795628
police12 BTFO
>>68795662
Retarded fucking fudge packers fans think:
they will sweep the kitties
split the division with the vikes and bears
go 11-5
They wont
they will lose at least once to the kitties
very possible they will lose 2x to vikes
there will be at least one upset game (there always is)
That makes a very possible 8-8
I, however, don't think the fudge packers are that good as a team and nobody ever thinks a coach is good who has the name "Mike"
The fudge packers aren't even going to break .500 this year
cap it
>>68795736
mike ditka?
>>68795736
>>68795747
what are you 60 years old?
fuckin trip fag
>>68795759
cap this one too
>fudge packers fans believe this
>>68795815
pulju
>>68796170
Bust
>>68795362
Addendum: I forgot the Bengals, who also should be allowed to wear black
Name a receiving corp that is going to be better than the redskins this season
>>68795493
You know what my favorite thing about your football analysis and predictions are? I'll never get over how you said that Hernandez and Gronk were the first receiving TE's, and that Belichick really revolutionized the offensive game of the NFL with those two. I'm never gonna get over how fucking retarded you are. Pats are going 11-5
>T West leaner and more explosive
So...2 yards a carry this year?
>>68776735
Evans is fucking trash tho
>>68797315
Marshall / Decker / Amaro
Thomas / Sanders / Green
Cooper / Crabtree / Walford
Robinson / Hurns / Thomas
Brown / Anyone / Green
Allen / Johnson / Gates
Maclin / Streater / Kelce
Edlemen / Anyone / Gronk
Obj / anyone / anyone
Baldwin / Kearse / Graham
Dez / Anyone / Witten
Jackson / who ever the #2 is / Reed
Everyone else
>>68798549
you forgot Jordy / Cobb / Cook
>>68798728
Damn it
>>68798549
Where is Benjamin and Funchess
>>68798922
that's enough, ben
no more
>>68798922
Oh goddamn it
>>68798922
Is baby Ben jealous?
>mfw the Bengals are going to develop the best goal line defense in the history of the NFL
>>68799218
Until their starters get suspended
im retarded
>>68799354
Ah, so thats why he's unguardable
>>68799354
>retard strength confirmed
/b/ is taking down YouTube
>>68800055
So what?
>>68800058
No WebMs you idiot
Colleges that puts out the best of each position in the NFL
QB: Alabama/Cal
RB: USC/Oklahoma
WR: Florida State/Michigan
TE: Arizona/Miami
OL: Nebraska/Texas
DL: Alabama/Oklahoma
LB: Ohio State/Penn State
CB: Florida State/Michigan
S: USC/Miami
K: Texas A&M/LSU
>>68779419
>Steelers
>13-3
>Married With Children
>Alison Brie
>James Harrison
>>68795815
Too many losses
