USA NEW BOARD NAME
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After their massive defeat in the hands of Leo "give me sprite or I will bite" Messi, how shall we call them. We already have Bra71l and Mex7ic0, shall US be, depending on goals scored:
>US4
>D0n't Tre4d on Me
>Amer1l4ards
>ni66ers
Career ending injury for Messy tonight, cap this post
It only works when the nation gives a shit about soccer
>>68766763
>The United States of Americ2-2 (5-4)
>U5A
>>68766763
>massive defeat
We don't get our asses kicked, we use our superior fitness and team spirit to narrowly lose to technically superior teams.
It's the Anglo-Saxon way. Didn't you see Northern Ireland vs. Germany?
Argentina is going to win, no doubt. But they won't humiliate us.
we dont even like soccerbrall
>Leonardo Messi
>good
OP, i don't think you understand...... see >>68766944
Americans occupy an advantaged position on /sp/ because a loss, however brutal, won't be as shocking since there is very little cultural investment in the sport, yet a win will be joyously received and shitposted about to eternity. this effectively makes us almost meme-proof, both IRL and on /sp/
I'm worried the mufa gods will mistake your pirated flag for ours and make us lose, so please delete this post.
>>68767923
sroccer is for hunks
>>68768159
Oh, but the select, weakened soccer fags with your flag would have their already weak position obliterated, making any post from their pompous asses easily rebuked.
>>68766763
Obviously it will depend on the score.
I'm going to say 2-0 to Argentina
At what score does the USA's defeat shift from acceptable to complete embarrassment?
>3-1
>3-0
>4-0
>7-0
>7-1
>>68768576
2 or less: Good ol' murrikan heart gave us an honorable loss
3: They were a superior team, our nation still has to grow
4-5: sack klinsman, we must save our NT so that it has a chance to come into its own
6 or more: this semen slurping sport isn't for us.
>>68768438
would it really? I mean one a scale of 1-100 on taking American soccer opinions seriously, is it a big deal to go from a 11 to a 2?
>>68768438
But right there is what is so beautiful about this, we can very comfortably dismss our losses; If we lose can always resort that to that tired MUH WE DON'T EVEN CARE ANYWAY argument. As dishonest as it is, it's still credible (for the time being) because we are not yet global contenders. It's make trash talking against Americans on /sp/ ineffective.
>>68768832
Are you really telling me you've never met a "soccer? I believe you meant football" murrikan fan?
>nobody expects us to win
>/sp/ will still bully us
>>68766763
Fuck faggot Brazil
>>68766763
Tonight the Argentinian great will watch on as a new superstar is born.
>>68769283
>mfw marquitos "rodilla" rojos fives him the neymar treatment
How would /sp/ react?
>>68769329
gives*
Well we dont care about soccer soooo
