NI 0-1 Germany 58'
>OTHER MATCHES
Australia 3-0 Canada
dubs and 3-0
>>68762043
>10 posts early
fuck off
saged
>>68762110
WHY ARE YOU SUCH AN UNREPENTANT FUCKING SPERG, FUCKING HELL WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
What is life like on one of those weird British islands like Jersey or Isle of Man?
Germany in 2014
>Algeria
>France
>Brazil
Spain in 2010
>Portugal
>Paraguay
>Germany
Italy 2006
>Australia
>Ukraine
>Germany
Hardest Round of 16: Germany
Hardest Quarter Finals: Germany
Hardest semi finals: Spain
>Ireland has 2 teams
>Turkey has 2 teams
kumiko
HOW THE FUCK IS IT STILL ONLY 1-0 WITH ALL THOSE CHANCES????
WTF IS HAPPENING
>>68763162
>Isle of Man
Sounds pretty gay.
>>68763162
Designated british inbreeding grounds
>>68762043
We are finally using this thread are you happy now cunt?
>>68763171
Autism. Algeria are the worst of those three RO16 teams.
>>68763192
>Özil
>Gomez
>Hector
Why do the britbongs not form a uk football team? that way they might actually have a chance.
>>68763192
same
t. CR7
For true football fans, this has been the best international tournament in living memory.
This was supposed to be the best event of the summer. At least we still have the Huelympics.
>>68763162
Jersey is very wealthy. Isle of Man sees itself as Celtic like Ireland. Both are pretty comfy I think
>74% possession
kek
>>68763208
>1-0
this semen slurping yuro cup isn't for me
>>68763220
>England + Bale and Ramsey
True
>>68763211
Yes mate :)
My wife.
>>68763240
kek
>>68763240
>no druids
Can't we just let ireland score? Those guys are alright
the greater republik of deutscheland who was known for fast pace counter-attack play which led them to blowing the fuck out of people in 2010 and getting a world cup in 2014 is now deteriorated into this sluggish low stamina shit play that we see today, barely scraping a 1-0 win against the mighty northern ireland of great britain, with a fucking abysmal conversion rate on clear opportunities. i hope you're happy.
wow, very boring.
>>68763181
HECTOR WAS THE FIRST
>>68763268
>no dick
kek
>>68763220
Because it would be England + Bale and the other nations would cry about it.
>>68763240
>tfw it physically hurts to know I'll never have a girl like this
What happens if Poland gets another goal and Germany and Poland are level on points, goal difference, goals scored, and head-to-head result?
>>68763294
I'm in love
>>68763330
Number of cards.
>>68763268
Who is this semen demon
>>68763294
>that lack of changing expression
I can feel the botox paralysing my face as well.
dubs and 1-1
>>68763330
fairplay ranking, lel
we got this
>>68763173
http://www.index.hr/tema/euro-2016/sindikat-policije-huligani-%C4%87e-danas-prekinuti-utakmicu-napadom-na-suca-901277
Basically they're planning another protest, but a bigger one this time to end the match by attacking the referee.
Scotcuck commentator: The Northern Irish fans are having a terrible time here in France.
Really? They seem like the best fans in the tournament and having a blast.
>>68763341
Looks like a trashy Nina Kraviz
>>68763299
;_; my fav moment
>>68763341
what's with you and your fascination with dickgirls?
>>68763325
>Book a trip to Sydney
>Get a drink at opera bar
>Pick up a attractive woman
Come Iad
>>68763330
fair play is next (cards)
germany wins in that case, for now
if cards is equal then team coefficient number counts
germany wins in that case too
Katastoffe during the last minutes..?
>>68763330
rock paper scissors
>>68763354
wouldnt surprise me desu
SLURP
>Ozlem
>>68763294
why are even mediocre russians so fucking god damn sexy compared to the rest of the world?
i just wish they had a better language, somehow they sound kinda ugly because of it. has anyone heard Irina Sheyk speak? my dick crawls back into my body
>>68763341
>POC
Russia didn't play France tho?
LÖLZIL KILL YOURSELF
>Ozil
Germany won't get past the quarter finals, not enough goalscorers in their team. Screencap this
>>68763349
My wife.
>>68763346
>>68763362
>>68763379
Ahhh okay. So Poland need two quick goals to steal the top spot then?
>>68763370
Hhnnnng https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xogJgUteDAs
>no more Klose
>>68763364
wot
this tournament sucks
>>68763330
it was only a few years ago that some team got eliminated due to a coin flip because all other measures were equal.
there was a shitstorm on /sp/ how euros make fun of us flipping a coin to see who has possession in a game, but they literally eliminated a team with it
worst game of the tournament
>>68763365
The Northern Irish and the Republic of Ireland fans are the best. There is no better.
>1 - 0
>for a game that should've been 5 - 0 or more
JUST
>>68763450
It really does. And the game started so good.
>>68763449
Something unclear about that Hans?
>>68763450
>tfw most Yuros will never experience the memes of Copa America Centenario
I just feel sorry for them more than anything m8.
Worst euro ever
>"omg haha anon you're watching this game on a stream while i, a girl is at the game"
THIS TOURNAMENT IS SO FUCKING TRASH
>THIS TOURNAMENT IS SO FUCKING TRASH
THIS TOURNAMENT IS SO FUCKING TRASH
>THIS TOURNAMENT IS SO FUCKING TRASH
THIS TOURNAMENT IS SO FUCKING TRASH
>THIS TOURNAMENT IS SO FUCKING TRASH
Awful
>>68763476
A good horse only jumps as high as it has to.
>>68763294
>>68763341
botox for life lol
worst euro
>>68763476
if gomez and özil play against a decent team we're screwed
>>68763498
2014 WC was better.
GOOD WORK GERMANY
I GUESS
>>68763382
>>68763461
This guy was shitposting, but paper rock scissors is literally a fairer way to determine a winner than drawing lots.
0-1
Embarrassing
>>68763494
Why would they do something like that when their team is doing well, Yasir?
>>68763500
I have a prof at uni who looks just like that except ginger and full of freckles :3
>this game
>>68763526
Shut up poland
>yfw north ireland > brazil
>Th-the Euros are way better than Copa America!
Disgusting.
>you can advance even if you lose 2 out of 3 games
Stocking up was a mistake
>world champs
>beat a bunch of semi pros 1-0
>>68763511
>while i, a girl is at the game"
>is at the game
>is
>they couldn't even manage a draw with Germany
>>68762043
HE DABBIN
how can you not at least score 8 goals with that kind of chances?
germany is finished
>>68763562
shut up mehmed
This third placed team going through bullshit has created an incentive for shit teams to try to grind out horrible 0-0 draws to try to scrape 3rd place. Why the fuck did UEFA do this?
>>68763381
Katastrophe*
>>68763564
Let's see how you like the copa after Messi ravages your poo hole tonight
>>68763294
>>68763511
Why are girls so mean, lads?
This whole tournament is the most pointless thing I've ever seen. I'd rather watch pre season high school softball
>Euros > CAC
First of all I'm not a country, I'm just a person living in Greece and I don't represent it. Second, calling Greece a 'poverty country' is a gross generalization. Yes we have a bad economy and plenty of poor people but 'poverty country'? And lastly, are you saying that I shouldnt/can't 'banter' just because I'm a 'poverty country'? Because that is some really stupid and flawed logic right there
So Gotze and Gomez are the best Germany's got? Embarrassing desu
>>68763547
Because they're unhappy with the perceived corruption in their league.
A small amount of their fans just want Croatia to get kicked out because they think it'll make a difference, or something.
>>68763566
>tfw Yuros won't accept a 12-team knockout round because it's "too American"
You could have prevented this.
>>68763582
>bela rethy praising them already
ich kotze gleich
>northern ireland lose to world champions 1-0
>ireland lose 3-0 to lelgium
Embarrassing
>>68763352
>not having a bimbo fetish
Your loss I suppose.
So is Slovakia qualified now?
"das gibt hoffnung dass das so weiter gehen kann.."
>>68763574
You know girls aren't that bright, lad.
>>68763598
coupled with the tiki taka roots that were sown over the last couple of years that results in goalless boring matches it's no wonder this tournament is terrible.
>>68763625
That's pretty stupid.
Do shit during games in your league not at the EC
The team really needs someone like Klose now who just makes the fucking goals and not living memes like Gomiss or Özil
fuck this shit, when's the USA Argentina game?
LAAAAAAAAYYY YOUR HAAAAANDS OON MEEEEE
>>68763623
No, best we got is Neuer and Boateng
There is a reason we've literally not let a single goal through so far.
And we won't in the rest of the cup. Mad?
>>68763578
>grasping at potatoes this hard
How did Neil Lennon play for Celtic when he is a Prot?
>>68763651
We won't know for sure until the final matchday.
>>68763646
I'm all about that natty life, lad.
Give me a natty beauty in her early 20s over some botox'd 40-year-old any day of the week.
>>68763676
>mfw USA wins
>mfw USA confirmed better than all the Euro shit teams but Germany
>>68763623
Not like any other Euro team has decent striker either.
Might be why there's so few goals.
>WILL GRIGG'S ON FIRE
>NANANANANANANA NANANA NANA
>>68763676
Tonight
Go watch Spain rape Flares or Cockroach infest Czech
>>68763500
And our German friends mocked about England and France....
>>68763717
Maybe someone should put him out so he can come and play
Michael Ballack is still doing commentary on the American coverage of Euro 2016.
React to this again, Germans.
>>68763693
He's a catlick, only played for NI because it was before they could choose
>there will never be a tournament with golden goals in your lifetime.
>>68763641
shit, imagine losing to the world champions, how embarrassing. Luckily we beat them
>>68763717
I HEARD YOUR DEFENSE IS TERRIFIED MR HUMMELS
>>68763752
Your ears bleeding yet?
>>68763651
>>68763702
Check that, they have officially qualified.
>>68763651
>4 points
Yes.
>>68763761
If I go to study in Ireland, will I never find friends if they find out I'm a proddy bastard?
>>68763660
I know australians arent anyways
>>68763294
I like how you see her jaw muscles clench hard when she tries to smile because the rest of her face can't move.
>>68763756
You sure it wasn't because he was literally born in Armagh...
>>68763756
Yes I'm sure, nothing to do with the fact we had Roy Keane and numerous better players
>>68763736
At least we can all collectively mock the Dutch
>>68763759
>millenials
>idiots honking in front of my house over this shitfest
We are so fucking shit
Also fuck this özil roach
>>68763752
ballack is still butthurt because he got rekt by lahm
>>68763790
Nah, he's fine. His English is okay, but he looks good in a suit and knows what he is talking about.
>>68763794
You will, people are far past that stage now.
so if the Czechs don't beat Turkey, Northern Ireland have qualified, right?
>>68763794
People in the Republic of Ireland tend not to be as butthurt about stuff like that
What a fucking catastrophe. With all these chances IT should've been 5-0 you shits.
I'm just hoping that Croatia-Spain will be entertaining and that the czechs remove kebab for good.
We were the better team
Germany against Slovakia next
>>68763794
I'd be more worried about being this autistic
>>68763802
You aren't bright are you
>>68763736
I'm more surprised at all the people defending this euro cup in every copa-euro comparison thread by saying 0-0s and 1-0s are the best kind of matches because it means that both teams are on equal footing and thus there can be actual competition instead of a curbstomp.
Thing is all I see is rampant mediocrity rather than genius level of play on both sides, a lot of bus parking too.
>>68763859
Woah, they're gonna have to play an ok team and actually score a goal?!?! What are they gonna do?!
>>68763844
I don't know about beating Turkey but I'm going to choke the chicken.
>>68763860
s-sorry
>>68763881
Best matches are 2-1s Goals, not curbstomps or ridiculous back and forths. Just nice and steady
>our next enemy is the best third placed team from A/B/F
So Slovakia or Iceland/Austria
kek 2 ez
>>68763794
if you go to dublin, you're grand. loyalists tend to like dutch folk due to big king billy
>>68763759
>underage b&
>>68763861
>born in northern ireland
>playing for anyone else other than northen ireland
>british "intelligence"
>>68763881
Who's defending this shitfest? Yes it may be good tactical football but sure is boring.
Like watching Djokovic win.
>>68763921
Is this real? Wow
>>68763921
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Was absolutely certain we'd get 0 points
>We actually have a shot of reaching the knockouts
I feel so happy right now. I don't care if we get absolutely BTFO in the knockouts, just one win was all I wanted.
>>68763921
>carlsberg
>muslim
pottery
>>68763921
>not kimmich
baka desu
>>68763921
He was okay today.
Made some really good passes.
>>68763218
>Not quoting Müller
Holy fuck are you even for real you faggot?
>>68763628
It would make goals more important in the groups as well
>>68763921
>>68763921
>>68763921
this should be Kimmich or Gomez
>>68763819
Millenials are mostly the right age for Golden Goals, though. 1981-1999. The ones that aren't, are Gen Z.
how the fuck isn't the MOTM NI's goalkeeper
>>68763921
>>68763954
good to have you back, jw10.
>>68763994
>Gomez
One tap-in doesn't negate all the missed chances.
>>68763921
based invisible man
>>68763921
>>68763921
It should''ve been muller desu
>>68763921
He helped create almost all of the good chances of the first half, including the goal.
>>68763921
#Nirger
That's a dangerous hashtag
>>68763921
>imagine not picking özil as motm
fucking ABAs
Thanks Germany, with this result Hungary is guaranteed to advance to top16.
>>68764108
>the Swiss are now Arsenalfags thanks to them signing their biggest meme player
Kek, enjoy supporting that trainwreck of a club.
>>68763933
>Who's defending this shitfest?
see for yourself.
archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/68673477
>>68763928
Idiot
Northern Irish players can choose to play for either the North or the Republic, a lot of Catholics who grow up in Republican areas choose the Republic
>>68764127
nice
