Some news
>Luke Keary signs with the Roosters for 2 years
>Rabbitohs sign Joe Burgess for the remainder of 2016
>Cory Parker retiring
>Semi Radradra to stay at Parramatta according to the club
WalkGod on nobel prize watch
is there even any point in watching? I already know this team of losers will lose AGAIN
This thread is absolute diabolical, doubt anyone will read this but I have something to ask.
I'm looking to do a write up on the SC league similar to what was posted last year with 6 rounds to go (by Matt I think). I will put a little more effort into it.
If anyone has any suggestions as to when I should post it, or any other suggestions, I will consider them.
Don't be rude either pls.
>>68752388
Faggot
>>68752277
>not supporting QLD despite supporting NSW all your life
Shameful displays are not worthy of support. Fuck these losers.
>>68752388
Tomorrow obviously. So everyone is actually here to read it
And don't gush over me too much. I need to stay under the radar.
http://wwos.nine.com.au/2016/06/21/10/00/maroons-under-pressure-not-me-daley
fucking kek, Laurie is shook as fuck
WalkBro State Maroons to win by +64
Let's get this bad boy to 10 lads!
Sean Pty Ltd.
WalkBabe on hormone replacement therapy
Reminder that you can't rain on my parade.
Wonder if this can be kept alive until kick off tomorrow.
I know someone here has the time to keep this bumped during the euro 2016 threads.
Good luck to whoever tries
>tfw a girl I was just with said I look like I USED TO BE "heaps muscley"
fugg. seems like I've got a bit of work to do to get back in peak condition
Thread dies due to inactivity: $1.80
Thread gets killed by janny: $3.00
Thread survives until the game: $3.60
Queensland Maroons Pty Ltd.
It's fucking GAMEDAY lads
WalkBro State LLC
Handsome and intelligent bump for based Roosterman.
>>68751851
>>Rabbitohs sign Joe Burgess for the remainder of 2016
kek just come home joe
Israel Folau Pty Ltd.
You now remember staying up until the early hours of the morning watching the 2013 Rugby League 'World' Cup with /nrl/ on 7mate.
Oh wait, no you don't. Because you're a retarded newcunt casual fresh off the boat from reddit or facebook.
>>68759432
based fucking matt
>>68759432
Based Joshy.
http://www.foxsports.com.au/rugby/eddie-jones-reveals-how-close-he-was-to-signing-andrew-johns/news-story/9771e1b4326b00f821192ff96b3f94f6
Handsome and intelligent bump for based Roosterman.
we're being autosaged
I'm thinking about putting $1000 on Queensland -4.5 @ 1.91.
Honestly think this will be another big Qld win.
Last post from me.
Probably last post in the thread until it 404s.
>>68763883
>Probably last post in the thread
definitely not
/tradies/
Soccer is such a shit sport. Why do people like this?
>>68759432
Oh?
>>68768917
if theres one thing i miss about being a tradie its the comfy as fuck steel capped boots
and the vests, based vests
being a suit is alright but the cunts you work around are pompous faggots.
Based fucking Croatia, lads.
>Poo Cuck Wales
Been a QLD supporter all my life since 2015 game 3
Born and bred NSW QLD supporter
>>68783532
sounds like your wife's the one getting bred, by QLDers
Valiant effort, but this thread will die with all the USA 'JUST' threads soon.
>>68768917
Removalists aren't tradies.
>>68783673
>having a relationship
>2016
good investment goy, why don't you bet 50% of your assets + maintenance payments on love ?
MESSI
>>68783814
yeah they are, they wear boots
Why are bogans so proud?
>be me
>yesterday
>park next to a bogan
>queensland origin covers
>queensland origin flags
>queensland origin my family stickers
>custom specialised "qld pride" number plate
>he's wearing an origin jersey
Fuck it was horrible.
>>68784967
I'm glad we have maoris to king hit people like you
>>68783681
The amount of thread spam shitposting is frankly embarrassing, and only goes to show how this board has been saturated with newcunts
My gf baked 200 origin cupcakes lads
>>68785103
Degenerate bogan spotted
>tfw your girlfriend is going to miss the game for a therapeutic massage
She doesn't even realise he's an illegal African immigrant. Boy is she gonna have a laugh when she finds out she won't be getting a massage.
NSW LLC
>tfw your mum is the only NSW supporter in the family
feels good degrading her every year
Sean, Doctor of Ambulation ltd.
>>68755479
Kek, never become a bookie m8.
>>68790297
Does Nsw have ANY CHANCE AT ALL fuck i hope it isnt a massacre
Heard the new Avalanches and Danny Brown tracks lads?
walkelite on holding up the shield tonight watch
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-06-22/state-of-origin-shooting-queensland-fan-admits-murdering-nsw-fan/7532852
>Americans not using the “we don't care about this sport” excuse
>>68791651
>implying I am not listening to the entire Wild Flower album through my Melb contacts at Modular.
Its a really good record. Its a bouncy hip hop album like de la soul/prince Paul. Also I am not going to leak it b4 u aks.
QLDErrrrrrrrrrr
Is SoO the most manufactured 'rivalry' in the world?
Cucksumers eat it up year in year out
At least it lines the pockets of some bogans
How should I fill this out to ensure I get the job?
>>68752388
Do NOT do a write up until ALL the bye rounds are FINISHED, and at least one full round of NRL has completed after these rounds to get an accurate gauge of everyone's full strength teams and where they stand on the ladder leading in to the finals.
>>68793846
based roosterman
kek QLD are overwhelming favourites. I know they're usually favourites but every year they try to claim underdog status and NSW is hyped up. This year though it seems unanimous among everybody that NSW don't have a chance and literally no one from QLD is trying to claim underdog status
How many tries will Dy;an Walker score tonight lads?
Roosters sign Michael Gordon
>>68752583
>>68793873
As a compromise:
I'll make a rather brief post detailing each relevant team's run home, and their expected finish.
That will not be tonight, but sometime during the weekend threads.
I will save a more analytical write up that I had planned for Round 21.
>>68794406
Misquoted, I meant >>68752869
>>68793846
>commonwealth actually pander to this shit
changing banks now
Should I make a gamethread?
QLD on back2back watch
Reminder that NSW will win this series, meaning we have won 2 out of the past 3 series (66%).
Qld on bluicide watch.
3 FUCKING HOURS CUNTS!
ARE YOU FUCKING READY?!?
AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Dylan Walkcunt on suicide watch
>>68795194
Yeah make a game thread a bit closer to the game (when the pre-show starts?) and this can be used post game or for any news on Thursday if it survives.
AFL.
>game doesn't start until 8:30
Literally fucking why
That brunette on the backpage live is waifu material
>3000 post sticky on /v/ dedicated to a literal who twink
What's for dinner lads?
>>68795551
Microwaved precooked cheese sausages.
>>68795543
>literal who
>being this much of a newcunt
what's this? never heard of it
Why does NRL have to be the state sport of NSW and QLD???
Shit fucking sucks. So much shitty coverage on it.
>>68755479
Kek
>Named Dylan Walkcunt
>Professional athlete known for his running
>he didn't put 10 grand on NSW win
Dylan Napa on relegating Josh "soft" McGuire to the bench in Origin next year watch.
Any based streams people can recommend for tonights game?
>biggest event in rugby league
>82 posts in 24 hours leading up to it
/nrlel/ on utter irrelevance watch
you guys have no idea how pathetic you look, still trying to keep this general alive
>>68795666
9Now with a proxy
>>68795666
Channel 9.
>>68795666
Southern Cross Nine (in standard definition).
>>68795666
Nice trips
>>68795666
suncorp stadium
self loathing NSW fan here, do we stand a chance lads? i have a really bad feeling this could be a blowout.
>>68795712
thx m8
>tfw no based Foxtel coverage
>>68795732
incoming 7 tries to none blowout by qld
>>68795748
NSW confirmed for Mexicans
>>68795761
>LE EBIN FUTBOL REFERENCE XDXD
Blues by 4
Jack bird surprise man of the match
>>68795745
Terrible feel lad. Have to feel like a disgusting poorcunt watching channel 9 tonight
Walkhandsome on time magazine person of the year watch
TONIGHTS THE NIGHT FELLAS
>>68795779
>feel like
If you enjoy rugby league, I got news for you..
>>68795772
Don't be so ass blasted NSW
>>68795791
I literally developed some shitty app that some stupid company bought for billions
Stay seething
>>68795807
t. disgusting poorcunt
>>68795797
>LEE FUGG LEE POO SHIT FAILS XDXD
http://www.couriermail.com.au/sport/nrl/state-of-origin/state-of-origin-how-robbie-farah-killed-the-blues-chances-in-origin-i/news-story/becfb297c75b4d89a7dde9ef3e41f8d2
>>68792755
It's Mt Druitt, what do you expect
>>68795840
it says i have to subscribe, mind posting the text here?
>>68792755
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z13qnzUQwuI
http://www.news.com.au/sport/nrl/johnathan-thurston-sets-retirement-date/news-story/f2540c7e8d9f538ecd32d2a466d3a888
>>68795840
Implying he won't do it again. Fuck farah and fuck Daley's loyalty.
>2016
>not knowing how to get past paywalls
KEK.
Just copy the URL into google, and literally the first result will be the article without the pay wall.
>>68795840
>not a single quote from a NSW player
kek this is pathetic, and that set was the right idea, we just finished it really poorly
>>68755479
Thread will run out of replies before the game starts.
>>68795950
Lmao kid.
This thread will be lucky to reach 250 by the end of the game.
>>68795950
$15.00
>>68795969
I'll put a dollar on that
المشي العضو التناسلي النسوي على مشاهدة الانتحار
>all the qld vets will be retired by 2018
>daley will be sacked by 2018
>nsw will win in 2018 and people will think it was the new coach and not half of the qld team retiring
>>68796000
kek
>>68796000
based matt
Gagai has been ruled OUT.
>>68796011
It'll be both and you know it. Gould shod fuck off commentary and coach again.
Tyson Frizell to start lads
This happened today.
Also what is the official beer of choice for you tonight, /sp/?
Can't win without Boyd Cordner
>>68796139
Kys cunt
>>68796243
Coopers Dark Ale
>>68796243
Cooper's thick white ale.
>>68796265
You cannot be serious..
>>68796243
WalkBeer
Coopers Sparkling lads, let's getting fucking lit
Game thread when?
>>68796243
XXXX
/nrl/ should submit something for the banner contest
QLD 13+ is on lads
Fuckin' queenslandaaaaaaaaaaaaagghhhhh!!
lillyman
oates
papalli
1st try scorer bingo
COME ON LILLYMAN BARGE THAT FUCKING LINE
>>68796370
Chucked $50 on Tallis to get first try scorer, gonna go the broth afterwards and eat so much pussy I'll be shittin clits.
>>68796243
>>68796414
do you enjoy the sediment?
>>68796243
Johnny walker tonight mate
>mfw QLD wins Origin again
>>68796438
It doesn't bother me really. I tip and roll the bottle so it all spreads out and isn't all in the last few gulps.
>>68796254
Will do. Just not sure when or how.
>>68796476
Do it live on twitch
I love Ray Warrens voice
>>68796452
The majority of /nrl/ are rump rustled poo south cuckmen
> inb4 fatty whispering quietly in maroons lockerroom
>>68796517
>7:30
>kick-off
Try at 8 m8
Vonnie looks gorgeous tonight.
>>68796522
Kick off isn't until well after 8
VONNIE
O
N
N
I
E
>>68796535
Try 8:06
>>68796535
More pics of her pls
Why do NRL players have such shitty tattoos?
Is it a result of all the concussions?
My Brother won't shut up about Tedescshit not being picked lads
>>68796483
If qld win by more than 18 I'll do it tonight in my nsw jersey.
>>68796522
try 8.20
>>68796566
must be a wog faggot for the tigers
if hes a wog tell him to fuck off back to malta
>>68796566
his meme player time has ended
>>68796566
He needs his rest so he can carry the tigers to the finals
>>68796568
I'm keen
>Dick “Tosser”
>>68796571
try 8.50
Kickoff confirmed for 8.45pm.
Vonnie is way hotter than Erin and fatty lads
>>68796606
I can't look at Vonnie the same once I learned she was 1/nth Abo
I bet vonnie fucking loves rimming her lovers and getting her fingers up their buttholes.
I need a gf like her lads.
>>68796614
groce
>>68794406
At least shoot us a spoiler. Who do you like to take the hip?
>being so poor you don't have access to the secret executive game coverage where they've already kicked off
>>68796293
What cunt?
>>68796614
I want to make mixed raced children with her
fucking kekking at all the casuals who were death riding Dugan and are now death riding Walker. The Inglis boogeyman is overstated, overestimated and overhyped
This is Michael Morgan's 5th Origin game.
Also, Ethan Lowe is in the Maroons shed wearing a full kit, wtf?
What % of the QLD team you reckon would be circumcised?
Onya Joey you cheeky cunt
>>68796636
i want you to never post again when youre proven so fucking wrong it hurts
inglis is going to manhandle that manly babby
he is fucking shit, slow, weak, manlet
Is anyone ITT actually circumcised?
lmao nice kick in the shed jt
>>68796656
I am. i will host an AMA till oranges starts
AMA
Reminder that:
walkcunt is LITERALLY on suicide watch
walkcunt is LITERALLY a janny
walkcunt is LITERALLY a redditor who was recruited specifically to be a janitor here
walkcunt is LITERALLY a self confessed ban evader and shitposter
walkcunt is LITERALLY seething with fury that he can't beat an autist at his own game
walkcunt is LITERALLY furious right now because he can only hand out 15 minute blocks, and needs to beg a big strong moderator to ban people for him
walkcunt is LITERALLY an egomaniac who stays up all night in a desperate attempt to get the last post in
walkcunt is LITERALLY a retarded, obese, ugly, manlet with gyno who has no friends and is a virgin
walkcunt is LITERALLY getting BTFO in every single thread he posts in
walkcunt is LITERALLY an unemployed loser who goes on walks with his mum to the pub, and takes photos of NRL players that his mum is trying to root
I love it when walkcunt just deletes posts he dislikes regardless of whether or not they break the rules.
Also love it how he leaves up obvious shitposting just because he likes it.
Thank you based walkcunt.
God of the jannies.
>>68796669
What's it like to have lost about 50% of the feeling in ya doodle?
That Pooicide Squad promotion was cringe as fuck.
>2-Nil
>>68796669
Why were you circumcised?
>>68796669
Did you freeze the skin? I know a good recipe if you want to make it into a soup
What are you cunts drinking tonight?
>Suicide Squad
That's what they will re-name Queersland after this game haha r-right bros?
> Queensland
When will this meme of a state end?
Why aren't YOU this hooge?
>Final score
32-8
To QLD ;)
>>68796687
Tooheys poo
>>68796669
have you asked your parents why they chose to mutilate you?
>>68796671
Cant compare it to being uncut but feels good
>>68796684
parents choice.
>>68796685
mum kept it
>>68796696
When Pauline memeson is elected lad
>205 posts
>21 posters
kek
KEK
Anyway NSW by 6
>>68796681
bennett ball wins again
Yes Gus we've heard this fucking story a million times
Why aren't YOU this juicy?
ONE TIME PLEASE GOD ONE TIME
>>68796723
Where did you get this picture of me?
>>68796715
Dumbarse
>>68796723
/fit/ how long will I have to train and eat clean to get this big and ripped?
>>68796726
good luck
>>68796732
kys
>>68796710
>mum kept it
This is a joke, right?
So what the fuck happened to Semi? How did this shit show even start? Is he really going to France?
Does this mean Curtis Rona is the only BASED winger left in the league?
>>68796726
rip in peice anon
>>68796745
desu i think it might be my umbilical cord i cant remember
>ywn be this handsome, intelligent and muscular
Without JT is the best player on field tonight, should be captain imo.
JT on broken hip after being tackled while kicking watch
>>68796748
ayy sup hazem?
>>68796740
Origin tries are scored down the middle running over meme defender manlets
i hope......
Why don't YOU have a gf?
Wally sounding defeatist as fuck
I will literally score the first try.
>>68796757
JT for captain when Smith steps down
>>68796739
seriously lads I wanna look like pic related, how many weeks of solid lifting is required?
>>68796765
I don't have a social life. Also last time my friends tried to set me up, they tried to hook me up with an Aboriginal
>>68796243
water
>>68796760
sup habib where u watchin da footy m8 mad ye
>>68796779
"friends"
>>68796745
My mum has my and my siblings umbilical cords.
However my parents loved us too much to get our genitalia mutilated.
Thank you based parents.
>>68796726
Lillyman is on the bench you idiot
>>68796779
Based Alex
>>68796792
Well, it was more like my friends girlfriend, and he tried to stop her cause he knew I'd never go near one willingly
>>68796765
I've got a folder full of gifs mate
>>68796798
Who has bigger willy out of you and brother/s?
>>68796769
Based fucking Jacob
>>68796769
Based WalkGOD
>>68796817
Me by a large margin.
New thread when?
>>68796765
W-what is she doing?
>>68796830
you stupid fucking newcunt
kill "your" """self"""
>>68796834
Trying to do that thing where you put a piece of grass between your hands and blow and it makes a loud whistle.
>>68796827
No pics, no proof.
>>68796769
LILLYMAN YES
>>68796801
Only until someone gets injured in the first five seconds or pulls up with cramp dickhead
We all know Lillyman is a sure thing, that's where the smart money is going, you can sit there and act a bitch
Or you wanna tell me who is first try scorer, bitch...
Why don't YOU have a successful youtube channel that you make huge money from?
Why do they make these Origin promos so dramatic?
>>68796793
I'm hot m8
>yfw Lillyman is first try scorer