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>sri lanka in england - 1st odi
england - sri lanka (15:00 cest)
>euro 2016
northern ireland - germany
ukraine - poland
(18:00 cest)
>international tri-series
west indies - australia (19:00 cest)
>euro 2016
croatia - spain
czech republic - turkey
(21:00 cest)
gooooooooooooood morning
good evening
POOOOOOOOOOO PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELAND
>Schalke 04 hat sich nach kicker-Informationen in den Poker um das Schweizer Ausnahmetalent Breel Embolo (19) eingeschaltet.
Holly or Erica lads?
>>68751009
>erica
literally whom
>>68751047
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1sEt3NjHNA
>Please watch our sport
Will Grigg destroy Germany?
Rude people will now & then ask me why I think I know so much about Cricket. I tell them it's because I'm smart... But that is a lie: The real reason is because I'm an autist.
>>68751237
>claims to know "so much about cricket"
>doesn't stack up thousands betting on the county championship knowing that the odds are determined by a flawed formula, not an actual bookie with knowledge
>>68751268
I only bet on cricket I can watch. There is no way for me to watch County
>>68751296
>not just using your elite knowledge to picture the match inside your head
You're not as knowledgeable as you think m80
>Neesham posting Lelbron
Neesham confirmed for B3K
Warner
Burns
Khawaja
Smith
Voges
M Marsh
Nevill
O'Keefe
Starc
Hazlewood
Lyon
desu
No Caro? ;_;
literally who
I hope Shit Lanka at least tries during the ODI series, all the recent cricket except for the Caribbean tri-series has been extremely one sided and boring tbẖ
We're not seriously combining football threads with /cric/ are we?
>>68752094
Newcunt Pty Ltd.
>>68752094
Both poomunities are on life support right now. If we don't band together, the filthy apehoop spammers will 404 both of us into oblivion
>>68752094
kys giuseppe
>>68752094
Yeah fuck off you disgusting Abo
australia on suicide watch
>>68752094
>football
knit your socks MY MAN
Rwanda's cricket stadium started construction this week lads
Based Captain Eric went and met some manlet too
>muh Rwanda
Daniel Ltd.
>>68752540
>not having ANY feelings for the poor, DESPERATE people of the ancient and historied land of Rwanda who really just want to play cricket to make them forget all the human remains under their houses
kys krakykuckold
Where next in your mission to spread cricket across the globe, danny?
Burundi? Guinea Bissau? Chad?
>>68752588
Iceland
The fuck do they even do there anyway? And it barely rains, it's just cold, and you can play it at any time you want in the summer because there is only like 3 hours of darkness. Fucking foolproof, I tell you.
>>68752606
they'll LITERALLY have to build underground bunkers to play
>>68752615
And we can get the rich English cunts to pay for them.
Foolproof.
Next we need a full team of combined pacific island nations to become the new Windies
why not just put the money into funding extremism in Pakistan and Afghanistan and thereby increasing the rate of /based migration/ to Germany, thus creating a new cricketing superpower?
>>68752651
We need to think of ways to keep test cricket alive
ie we need to put money into countries where people have absolutely fucking nothing to do so they unironically get really into it
ie
meme african nations
and iceland
Good morning. The Chinese transfer window has opened.
Eberl still talking about buying AC
How do we solve the daniel problem lads?
>>68752801
kys daniel
i went to school with this guy
>>68752094
It's one German NEET who's behind this cancerous shit. That idiot ran /bundes/ to the ground and now he's desperate for new posters.
>>68753669
WRONG
/cric/ RUNS /bundes/
>>68753705
And /yourmom/ runs /cric/
>>68753742
so this is that famous German banta I have heard so much about
saved to my German banter folder lads
execute all NEETs
>>68753792
Tough words from a medikit
>>68753792
NEETs are less parasitical that globalist bankers (ie your country)
Seems like a Danish icehockey goalkeeper has been traded in the NHL and it's a pretty big deal.
WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE IDEA?
>gladbachanon leaves
>bundes dies
Pure coincidence
Just finished a threesome with these two ladies.
https://www.escortsandbabes.com.au/Profile/QLD/Mackay/Independent/Soleste/
https://www.escortsandbabes.com.au/Profile/QLD/Mackay/Independent/Cierra/
Set me back $700, but was well worth it. Showers with the three of us, bjs, facesitting, anal play on them and me.
Ended up cumming 4 times.
If these girls tour your area, you MUST go see them.
EMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTIONAL
LANDSCAPES
:)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEtbFm_CjE0
:3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ov2Ik9LvWo
:D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LX5Y1jcoUXE
>>68754764
based Mackaybro
>Ended up cumming 4 times.
literally how? did you take some shit?
Mads Hvilsom is leaving Braunschweig and returning to Denmark and Esbjerg fB, where he will be reunited with his old Hobro coach Jonas Dal.
>>68754764
7hunna is quite a lot for sex tbf...
Hales
Roy
Root
Morgan
Buttler
Bairstow
Ali
Woakes
Rashid
Willey
Plunkett
Make it happen!
>tfw big strong 4chancricket routinely uses my posts
blessed lads
>>68754887
Why do you think we care?
>>68754879
How many times do you normally cum in a sex/fap session? 4 times isn't hard really in a one and a half hour period, especially with two ladies helping out.
>>68754893
It is, but I have a set monthly budget for this sort of thing.
>>68754914
2-3 times, max
never been with a hooker tho. I heard that it ends if you cum when she is giving you a bj. any truth to that?
also how do you normally find hookers? is that site you linked the best place?
>>68754914
you'll be spending less going out to catch fit birds no
>>68754990
he lives in Mackay. its a small town in the middle of nowhere. I doubt there is much of a clubbing scene or whatever
>>68754902
I wanted to argue with you, but I can't. That's a pretty good team except for Woakes. England need to find a better bowler but im not sure they have one.
>>68754990
There's pretty much a 3:1 ratio of men to women here, plus I've got my social awkwardness/autism working against me.
>>68754979
Depends on the girl. Some make you leave as soon as you cum, even if it's way before your time you booked is actually up.
Some have a set amount of times you can cum, and once you reach that limit, they massage you or whatever for the rest of your time.
The best ones let you cum as many times as you want/can within the appointment.
It's best to do research and read reviews to find out which girls suit you best.
These are the sites I usually use:
http://www.privategirls.com.au/
https://www.escortsandbabes.com.au/
http://www.australian-babe.com/
Scarlett Blue is also an alright website. And sometimes I use Locanto if I'm after something cheaper.
>>68755057
what kind of sad cunt actually posts reviews about escorts?
>>68755057
do you spend most of your money you earn on hookers? how many have you fugged over the years?
Just looked at Mackay on bing maps
>>68755090
Lots of men do.
It's very useful and helps others out so they don't waste money or have a shit time.
The best review site imo is Punter Planet. I use it regularly.
>>68755097
No, I take home about $5000 a month after taxes etc, and spend no more than $800 on it on any given month.
Still, I recently crunched some numbers and since 2009, when I started doing this regularly, I've spent about $30,000 on it. And I've seen over 60 individual women.
>>68755140
what ever happened to that hooker you creampied who wasnt on birthcontrol and you thought had std's?
>>68755174
She wasn't a "proper" hooker. Just an out of work girl desperate for money.
I ended up going to my GP and got tested. They gave me a needle in my buttcheek and some antibiotics just on case, but my test results showed no STDS.
She didn't get pregnant, and has found work in Sydney and has relocated there.
>>68755101
Surprised such an irrelevant place even shows up on maps.
>>68755194
you trying to get into relationships with (semi)hookers was one of my favourite memes of last year lad. was always interested how that story ended, thanks for the update. do you post in /nrl/ or other poomunities aswell?
Kek. kys ivan
>>68755022
I guess they could always bring in Finn for woakes to provide a bit more strength in the bowling but under bayliss/farbrace/morgan england seem really keen to have people who bat all the way down to 11, hence the tail of rashid, willey (who opens at county level) and plunkett
Was really hoping Jamie overton would make the squad but he didn't, hes been bowling immense for somerset this year, but they went with tymal mills instead :/
>>68755226
I post wherever. I've been spending a lot of time on the Hope Solo threads the past few days. Was in many of the Croatia threads for Euro 2016.
/nrl/ is my "home" poomunity, but I spend probably an equal amount of time in /rug/ and /afl/, although I don't like to post about these things in /rug/.
I don't know if you frequent /nrl/, but recently I posted a story there about how i recently found my regular prostitute from 2010/2011 again this year.
I'm taking her to Origin 2 tomorrow and honestly could see myself marrying her.
>>68755225
Google recently added (parts) of Uganda to google maps. It's fucking fascinating to browse through, ive spent literally hours doing it. I think only the capital is fully mapped atm but even that is amazing.
Its such a slum shithole it almost looks like another planet. The fact they even have paved roads is a surprise. It's the only part of sub-saharan africa on google maps I think, parts of SA might be on it aswell.
>>68755234
Woakes is just useless in pyjama. His batting is an assett at Test level, but having a guy down the order who averages <20 and cant wallop it (which he cant) like a Willey or Faulkner is pointless. More to the point his bowling is a waste of time, I saw plenty of him in the CWC to conclude that. I unironically think Chris Jordan is a much better bowler in pyjama.
Didnt Tymal Mills literally break his back? I've heard Englishman talk about him being properly quick for years but literally never seen him in anything. If he is so good why has he never been picked?
Is Daniel a virgin?
>>68755262
>I don't know if you frequent /nrl/
on and off, but i didnt see it
do you have a link to the archive? id like to read it
>>68755291
no but you are
>>68755226
>being this much of a newcunt
>>68755281
i think the argument for woakes though is he always does it at county/club level and has now started producing the goods for england, agree that hes done absolutely nothing with the white ball for england though, he doesn't bowl enough Yorkers for me (which chris jordan, who you mentioned, does)
Yeah, hes very, very fast but this is a guy who retired from first class and list A cricket at 21, im not sure there is any value in playing a guy who will play at most 3-4 T20i's a year - its a similar situation to shaun tait for australia
>>68755328
i only casually visit /nrl/, my state doesnt even have a /nrl/ team senpai
>>68755302
I don't have a link, but it should be easy to find. There haven't been many nrl threads recently due to it being a dead poomunity. I posted it somewhere in the last fortnight.
>>68755002
if he can buy different escorts every month he surely can find a girl somewhere in his city. 60k hab isn't that small I think
>>68755315
>Daniel isn't a virgin but I am
It's time to end it lads
>>68755336
>not knowing who ivan is
>not knowing which threads he browses
>>68755333
>its a similar situation to shaun tait for australia
Tait was instrumental in winning a World Cup and broke into the team during the Golden Generation, so im not sure that comparison is fair. He was no mug back in the day.
When the third greatest white ball bowler of all-time, Brett Lee, breaks down, prime Shaun Tait bowling 160 kp/h is a pretty handy guy to have coming off the bench
Squads:
Eng:
Hales, Roy, Root, Morgan (c), Bairstow, Buttler (wk), Ali, Woakes, Willey, Rashid, Plunkett
SL:
Perera, Gunathilaka, Mendis, Chandimal (wk), Tharanga, Mathews (c), Shanaka, Maharoof, Prasanna, Pradeep, Lakmal
>>68755341
I literally can't m8. As said previously, there are much more men than women here, and all the good ones have been taken by cashed up miners.
>>68755373
I'm not doubting Taits talent, but im not sure there is much worth in picking someone who will bowl you 8-12 overs a year ahead of a similar young player who could use the games as a way to break into the ODI and Test setup
Especially in englands case where you have a handful of very good young seamers coming through, C.Overton, J.Overton, Gregory, T.Curran, S.Curran, etc
Do you guys think it's worth it having Moeen and Rashid in the ODI team together?
Mo's averaged 22 with a strike rate of 90 since the beginning of 2015, with the only noticeable batting performance being a 120 against Scotland. He did well with the ball in South Africa but it'll be interesting to see how he performs in these conditions.
England already have a decent batting line up and a good spinner so shouldn't they just slot in some young county player at 7?
/cric
what the fuck is this shit?
speaking of tait, ripper article
http://www.thecricketmonthly.com/story/920605/wild-thing
>>68755416
Moeen is turning into a bits and pieces nothing player
I'd keep Ratshit and ditch Moeen. His pies are useless and there are better batsmen around. I think if he was going to make it he had to become a batting-allrounder. But England have forced to him to do the opposite and have fucked him up.
>>68755457
Liam Brickhill literally wrote a cricinfo article because of @4chancricket and gatecunt shilling him, kek
I seriously dislike cricket. Honestly can't understand how anyone can watch that shit.
Big Bash League isn't too terrible, but the rest of it is absolute garbage.
>>68755262
You're very welcome to continue visiting /bundes/ when these two poomunities split up again.
>>68755485
>Big Bash League isn't too terrible, but the rest of it is absolute garbage.
KEK
"Test" ""Cricket"" on SUICIDE watch
>>68755416
Rashid yes, even though he is very up and down, hes a decent batsmen and having a leggie is a huge deal, especially with tours to the subcontinent coming up - his fielding needs to massively improve though, hes got hands like Teflon!
As for ali, probably not, hes not scoring runs and hasnt been taking wickets, at this point, joe root is a superior batsmen, bowler and fielder, better off picking an extra seamer
Fast bowler rankings
1. Ankush
2. Starc
3. Boult
4. Hazlewood
5. Anderson
6. Steyn
7. Morkel
8. Milne
>>68755488
Yeah, I don't like all this cricket stuff in /bundes/. It was mildly entertaining at first, but it's pretty stale now.
And it attracts to many poo peelanders. There are only a handful of them that I like; kiwi Cronulla Sharks fan, memespouter.
It makes me not want to come here as much. I like it better when /bundes/ flew under the radar and didn't draw too much attention.
>>68755477
what article?
>>68755529
>adam milne
>sri lanka in ruins
>hitting the ball to a ginger
>>68755529
i know its you and i shouldnt respond, but since it is you and I assume you are talking about GOAT20, why did you even put Anderson and Steyn on the list?
>inb4 you were talking about Corey Anderson
>>68755511
Yeah, is there anyone other than the Overton and Curran brothers though?
>>68755529
Based GODspouter
>>68755564
Something about the state of Zimbabwe cricket.
>>68755564
http://www.espncricinfo.com/zimbabwe-v-india-2016/content/story/1027139.html
i leave bundes for a couple of threads, and when i return it has turned into a cricket thread?
explain this to me, Denmark.
>>68755603
Denmark just wanted her /cric/ doppelganger, Jynn, itt
>>68755603
/nrl/ runs /cric/ which runs /bundes/
If I had spoiled my show for myself I would have stopped watching before this episode.
My heart is broken.
Lesson learned.
>>68755563
tbf both poomunities are so dead atm you can have two poomunities in one thread with minimal disruption
its the /bundes/ off season and the worst English /cric/ summer ever. Nothing interesting on until Eng-PAK and even that is slightly meh. Only interesting thing is Amir which wont matter anyway if their batsmen get rolled, which they will
>>68755679
Yeah but the cricket stuff is a tired gimmick imo, and it drives away the Germans who usually come here with interesting stories about signing for packages for a neighbour, and ordering plumbers.
>>68755589
noice
>>68755707
no worries, he never leaves
>>68755707
im not defending it lad but half the posts itt are usually "good morning" and mindless gibberish about nothing. it's no better than /cric/
Besides, Germany will soon be a /cric/ nation anyway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gacZHv3uArQ
watch the vid. It's genuinely fucking hilarious
>Pakis playing cricket
>German girls watching
Big Willey style
WILL GRIGGS ON FIRE
YOUR DEFENCE IS TERRIFIED
Will any of you big, strong foreigners watch State of Origin tomorrow?
I promise it won't be as boring as the first game.
Please watch our sport.
>>68755801
>turn on Foxgo to watch the replay of the wicket
>Michael Holding: "he's bowling full to try and swing the ball, but there is no swing on offer"
next ball
>big hooping awayswinger that takes the edge
fucking state of Michael Holding
>>68755583
theres still gurney, ball, Gregory, harris, rushworth who seems to get 70+ wickets every year but not a look in, footitt, coles, dunn, topley and wood
The problem for england is the absolute lack of spinners, its literally rashid > parry (in his 30s) > riley (playing div 2) > someone from the minor counties
>>68755819
>>68755817
>>68755801
all this talk about willeys
autosaging
new thread >>68755715
>>68755851
What about Allah's very own Zafar Ansari?
Test
so i bought a fivefold on:
Poland, Germany, Spain, England & England Women
how fucked am i?
>>68755333
mills can play 20/20 full time though, he just can't bowl much because of a rare genetic condition meaning (not 100% can't find the source right now) his spinal cord is too close to his spine or something, meaning he gets super back pain if he bowls too much. he can bowl 5/6 overs a day but no more, meaning he can function as a 20/20 specialist. his current life is he goes running one day, goes to the nets and bowls 5 overs the next day. pretty comfy life really. he's actually quite lucky because they thought he had MS before they diagnosed the super rare thing he has
There's like 1000 shit threads with much more off topic in them right now on /sp/, yet this thread gets autosaged.
GOAL
>>68755889
>betting on soccer
you're giving your money to the bookies lass
Get on Australia $1.40 to beat tendies tho. Starc is back so that shit is value
>>68755867
Forgot to mention him, mainly because hes bowled shit all season, if england need a muslim to average 30 and not take wickets theyve already got Ali
wiget
>>68753608
I didn't
>>68755878
ODI
what's the point of running 15 meters before throwing?
>>68755647
Is it OC California?
http://www.totalcricketscorer.com/TCSLive/tcsmatchdetail.aspx?id=46166
>not following the most important match of the day
>that feel when youre averaging more than turpin but still arent being picked
>>68755819
No.
>>68756019
Gaining momentum
>Denmark: The Chinese transfer market window has opened
Your opinions on this?
Oh God Oh Fuck
Oh Damn
Shit
I'm cooking food right now
>>68755915
i would have bet on Australia but heard last night that it might rain in Barbados so figured the washout was too big a risk to add the game to my bet
>>68755507
There's no coming back from this slur
>>68755819
I used to watch it but it was always queenslandwinslol, has it got any less shit?
Australia and Argentina are playing hockey against each other right now.
>>68756052
do you listen to BBC radio broadcasts of county games? Daniel informs me it is comfy as fuck
I listen to it when the ABC has it for Shield games here. Nothing quite like cricket on the radio tbqh. Quality of the broadcast is also far superior (but then, a dog shit is better than Channel 9) so ill just mute the telly and listen to the radio anyway
>>68756088
What ingredients do you use?
how many aussies /here/?
>>68756091
Qld will probably lose this series.
>>68756109
Eggs and Noodles and Brussel Sprouts
>>68756099
whos winning?
>>68756091
literally no. its as QLDwinslol as ever. same guys playing on that team aswell. Fuck, imagine if that generation had played Rugby instead of that abomination of a "sport" ;_;
>>68756114
kys Dmitrios Papadooaploopalous
>>68756114
Hello friend!
You are currently posting in a /cric/ (stands for cricket, a sport which is popular in Australia) thread and there is a match going on.
>>68756049
No.
I'm thinking of reading the plot of the rest of the show.
>>68756114
Half the world Greek population dies with that map desu.
>>68756128
can i have some?
>>68756114
Would you like to watch our sport?
>>68756104
ill listen to the bbc coverage of somerset games, but i usually go and watch cornwall games live as a couple of my mates (purch, smithy, ivers) are normally in the side...
Unless its an away game to the middle of fucking nowhere, having east and west divisions is massively retarded, should be north & south
>>68756164
as long as it's sfw, go ahead Malaysiabro
>>68756190
you live in cornwall i take it? what even happens there? I wikipediad it and Cornwall literally doesnt have a pro soccer team which in your country is rather amazing. Literally shitholes in north wales have pro teams in the UK
>>68756190
>aving east and west divisions is massively retarded
kek, what retard came up with that? anyone who has ever looked at a map of England knows North/South is more feasible
>>68756152
and that's half of the reason i rly love it
Zlatan bekräftar: Den sista matchen i EM blir min sista match i landslaget.
>>68756222
Absolutely based
http://www.crichd.co/live-sky-sports-2-uk-stream.php
Where is Based RC?
>>68756271
he said he was aborting his narrative the other day
>>68756247
goat neet sport
play for hours, not even sweat
>>68756227
>kek, what retard came up with that? anyone who has ever looked at a map of England knows North/South is more feasible
Exactly, having cornwall & devon in the same division as north wales, cheshire and shropshire is mega retarded!
Worst of all is the minor counties final is held in the division of the previous years winner so one year the cornwall players had to travel from st just (basically lands end) all the way to jesmond in northumberland (basically scottish border)
>>68756128
Okay
>>68756307
>goat neet sport
it literally is. tests fill up the entire summer. i was a pooni student NEET last summer and it just filled the days up completely. ill be working this summer and ill unironically miss watching Test cricket from 10-6 and then BBL from 7-10 everyday
>>68756235
does england have the best looking team in international cricket?
>make a /bundes/ thread
>Germans stay here anyway
Stockholm syndrome
goodnight lads. ill be up for the last few hours of AUSvWI
>>68756389
yes. Eng>SA>NZ, objectively speaking
@BobbyGeorge180 If the Capt says IN I'm IN. It's up to you what you do but make sure you have your vote on Thursday @David_Cameron
>>68756354
yfw no one to play cricket with
>moeen ali is ranked 10th in the world for ODI bowlers
what da fuk
>>68756566
You could always move to Australia lad, they're not even full!
Alright I read the plot for the rest of this season and I will not continue watching.
>>68756137
Australia had 2 legitimate goals overturned by the video referee, and Argentina just scored a bullshit penalty.
>>68756724
Okay
>>68756724
What show?
>>68756745
Downton Abbey
In this thread: Shows you've only watched
>>68756770
as opposed to: "Shows you've been in actor in?"
>>68756787
Yes
>>68756770
Matador
https://youtu.be/eiP6p0aM640
Die heutige Startelf: Neuer © - Hector, Hummels, Khedira, Özil, Müller, Boateng, Kroos, Götze, Kimmich, Gomez. ^^J.Grittner #NIRGER
>>68757132
>no Phil Jones
>>68757132
4-0 incoming
>>68757132
Kimmich instead of Höwedes = Good
Özil still in = bad
Götze on wings / 10 = bad
Stolperharry as striker = meh
>>68757132
Seeing Joshua Kimmich there is great news
>>68757202
Yeah, I feel bad I sold Götze in fantasy football
>>68757132
Podolski should have started for Özil. Now Özil gets all the assists
>moeen ali
>>68757132
>not Can for Khedira
>>68757314
You mean the guy who lost >us the U21 Euros?
>np Höwedes
FUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKK
not fucking watching this shit without benny
Höwedes is a shithouse occupier
COLLAPSE
>>68757544
All humans except indians are
>>68757376
all the lads
>>68757376
Yes. ACHMED is eating PIZZA and fucking your BITCH while you stuff your FACE with SALMON and BROCCOLI and post on a CANTONESE RUG TRADING EMPORIUM
>>68758124
Hello Kyouko
>>68758147
"no"
>Salad
>Plate of bread with Salami
comfy
>>68758296
that's my dinner as well. i'll make it at half-time tho
QT ALERT
Here we go
>Englel lets this happen in their own bedroom
>>68757376
that's some pathetically shallow 'za
>>68755715
>>68755715
for later
YES
FUCKING YES
YES FUCKING WELL DONE
