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UFC.com
stale>>68728802
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>>68741582
>you stole my bong bro
what a great fight
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>>68742003
>Being this btfo after your boy gets raped.
Why are americans so sensitive.
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Tolerating autism means there will always be autism
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Uploading Callen's stand up special

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1466461803372.webm
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threadly heeminder
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>>68742568
Based. Thank you.
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Schaub and Callen filmed their episode of Ridiculousness today.
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>>68742665
what happened? why do you keep posting this 'haha'
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>>68742568
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Just a reminder that Spainfag is a British autist spending his entire family paid vacation on /heem/
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>>68742761
this desu
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>>68742810
Autism
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why are cerrone and joanne complaining about pay, do they not care because lorenzo is selling?
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200 extended preview
https://youtu.be/T-8DaEhjhsU
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>GSP coming back
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>that calderwood finish

What the fuck is wrong with Valerie? Did joanna champ steal her soul?
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y-you're just an average bloke
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>>68742932
Joanna Champ's wins
>Carla (natural 105er)
>Penne (natural 105er)
>Valerie
Things that make you go "hmmmmm"
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Manny Pacquiao, Dana White, and Vince McMahon were summoned to a meeting with God, where each of three were informed that the world will end in six months. The three then returned to Earth to break the news.

Pacquiao said: "I have good news and bad news. The good news is that there is a God. The bad news is that the world will end in six months."

White said: "I have two fucking news ya goofs, both bad. One, there is a God, and two, the world's gonna fucking end in six months."

McMahon said: "I HAVE TWO NEWS DAMMIT, BOTH GOOD! ONE, I HAVE BEEN APPOINTED AS GOD'S REPRESENTATIVE, AND TWO, I WILL BE YOUR OWNER TILL THE END OF TIME!"
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>>68742493
Real Rory fan here, I'm not the autistic op or the sperg.
Autistic op can confirm he isn't Rory fan.

Put some respeck on my name lads, I don't make threads or sperg out. Just webms, godlike prognostication, and bantz.
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>>68742932
Valerie was always trash.
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UFC sold for 4.2 Billion

>Zuffa LLC, founded by Dana White and Frank and Lorenzo Fertitta, has reportedly accepted a $4.2 billion bid to sell the UFC. To put things in perspective, the trio originally purchased the UFC in 2001 for $2 million from the Semaphore Entertainment Group.

>From $2 million to $4.2 billion in 15 years. That's quite the ROI.

>As of now it is not known who White and the Fertitta brothers sold the UFC to, although the leading group was made up of William Morris Endeavor-IMG, the Chinese conglomerate Dalian Wanda, The Kraft Group, and Chinese investment company Tencent Holdings Limited.

>White, the Fertittas and the other investors are expected to sell 100% of their shares in the company, but White will allegedly be offered future shares to oversee the organizational transition.
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>>68742993
>Put some respeck on my name lads

Reminder that you're posting on an anonymous japanese frog reading board.
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>>68742960
are weight classes a meme?
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>>68742960
val is a natural 125

>>68742875
both had their last fights in liberal run governments and had to pay alot of taxes. florida, texas and nevada are where you want to fight
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>>68742920
>No one cares.

>>68742932
Valerie should be fighting in a 125 division or something but she's also painfully average.

JoJo when she's upbeat is a tiny muay thai tornado, she was expected to end that fight violently.
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Spain and America are still going at it
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>>68743085
>No one cares
*You don't care
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>>68743112
>Americans pretending they're "le oldschool" by wanting more gsp meme decisions.
No, no one cares.
GSP went out on a high note and no one gives a fuck about him anymore.

He's the GOAT but he's also passed his prime and really there's no compelling matchups I want to see him grind out for 25 minutes.
Because that's exactly what he'll do.
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>>68743079
>val is a natural 125
Yeah but that went against my narrative so I didn't include it - pretty clever of me wasn't it? hehe
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>>68743185
>GSP went out on a high note

Lol
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>>68743183
>Fought at 135, goes down to 115, is still the smaller fighter
What a wild world
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>>68743219
Frankie Edgar
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>>68743185
Speak for yourself. I still want to see GSP vs. Silva.
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>>68743209
He didn't lose, unlike Anderson.

He's still the GOAT, unlike Fedor.

He still has the most wins in the UFC.
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>>68742003
DELET TIHS
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>>68743244
the GOAT
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>>68743227
>tfw the era of "wtf is dynamic fastener" will never return
thanks Reebok ._.
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>>68743263
>he didn't lose

Technically no, but he really did
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>>68743250
lol

Maybe Randy and Chuck can run it back too.
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>>68743185
>there's no compelling matchups I want to see him grind out for 25 minutes
***I*** would like to see GSP vs many welterweights and even Anderson
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Hi2
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>>68743282
>Muh opinion trumps the official record!
Nope, you're still retarded.
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>>68743303
God damn you sound miserable as fuck.
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>>68743293
He'll just come back and lay on Lawler for a half hour and get the belt back, that would be a decent laugh to be honest.
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>>68743303
Official record doesn't mean shit, no one, including GSP actually thought he won that fight

That's besides the point, that reasoning alone shows he didn't go out "on a high point", bud
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>>68743301
Fuck off bandwagoner, we don't need more of your kind round here
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>>68743285
Chuck vs. Jones. Set it up.
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>>68743301
>>68743332
No no the ratio's all wrong now
Too many ethnics!
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>>68742568
Disgusting, stop stealing
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>>68743314
That's the best you got junior?
Apply yourself.

>>68743331
>Official record doesn't mean shit,
>Muh opinion is more important!
>You should listen to me!
LeL
e
L
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>>68743396
That's not even the point. He didn't go out on a high note because everyone thought he lost

>my opinion > everyone else's

Top kek omg i just pissed myself!!!!!
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>>68743342
I'd watch it.

>>68743429
>Everyone thought he lost!
To bad the official record is a win eh?

:^)
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Who's the hottest guy in the UFC?

I'm not gay but that's a question we hear a lot, and think it comes down to what I want from my man.

If I'm trapped in a castle wearing a gown and I want him to come rescue me in his shining armour, then I'm going with Theodorou.
If I want him to take me out to a fancy restaurant then tie me to his bed and rock my world, I want Jouban.
If I want him to kiss my hair, look me in the eye and tell me everything is going to be alright before we ride off into the sunset in his motorbike, I'm taking Condit.
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>>68743448
Too bad the official record isn't what anyone cared about when he left

:^))

My double chin is the second )
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>>68743263

He would have genuinely gone out on a high note if he'd retired one fight earlier. I think he did beat Hendricks fairly, but the fight was so close that you can't say GSP retired as a dominant champion.
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>>68743465
So this is the source of your autism
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>>68743466
It's also worth pointing out that the official decision isn't an 'opinion'.

It's official.

:^)

Try harder, you're obviously mentally handicapped so it may be difficult for you.
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>>68743506
It's also worth noting the official record has nothing to do with what people thought of when GSP left, bud
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>>68742761
>>68742817
>Gets BTFO
>Has to make shit about me

If I was British or still lived with my parents like you do, I'd off myself.
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>>68743331
>Official record doesn't mean shit
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>>68743483
At the end of the day records matter more. Or do you put a asterisk next to the Cavs because Curry had a hurt knee?
lel

He retired on a win streak and in dominant fashion.
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>>68742550
Is there anything more autistic than caring about OPs?
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>>68743527
Moving those goalposts already eh?

Cute.
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>>68742761
there's 3 spain posters on heem:
-me, I have no idea about fighting but I've been posting on heem for over a year and when I started I was the only spaniard
-a guy that posts here now, pretends he knows what he's talking about, is autistic and seems to post here 24/7
-a tripfag that I saw here the other day
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>>68743609
So you're the chill spainbro?
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>>68743609
1 and 2 seem to be you, though.
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>>68743609
>>68743633
samefag
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>>68743598
That's literally been the argument since the beginning, please keep up.
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>>68743531
You're probably Australian then

Should off yourself anyways 2bh
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>>68743609
2 and 3 are the same person
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>>68743465
If I was a child under the age of 12, it would be Wonderboy.
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>>68743567

>in dominant fashion

Are you joking? You can say GSP beat Hendricks, sure. I agree with that. But even the biggest GSP nuthugger can't seriously say he beat Hendricks "in dominant fashion". He was able to grind out an extremely close decision while getting badly beat up for half the fight. That's not a dominant performance.
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>>68743342

>tfw watching Franklin heem Chuck with one arm

Chucks chin got deleted so fast
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>>68743632
love you babe
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>>68743875
Hendricks stopped fighting and GSP didn't.

Pretty dominant by the end of the fifth actually. Hendricks obviously had next to nothing left and was trying to coast.

>Trying to explain the nuiances of a fight to fucking newfags
heem yourself.

>>68743753
>Literally retarded.
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>>68743824
It really doesn't matter what nationality you are, you're still an absolute subhuman with no life that has managed to out-autist people with Asperger's who watch people fighting in their free time

You are easily the most pathetic poster in these threads and anything you say is just your own desperate denial and attempt to humor no one but yourself to keep your crumbling sanity intact
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>>68743665
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>>68743922
>literally retarded

You said GSP went out on a high note. Nobody thought that. End of. Sorry you're too slow to keep up
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>>68743924
So you're the Ameribible I destroyed the last thread?

Shook AF still, it seems.
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>>68743945
No we were already past that when you decided to move your goalposts.

Please keep up with your own stupidity.
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>tfw McGoobz is going to lose again and everyone will only reply meme posts because of my flag
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>>68743971
It's sad because you're only proving my point and know how correct I am
You continue to somehow justify it by thinking its only one other person that thinks this
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>>68743994
Did you see his most recent touch butt training video?

He's going to get killed this time.
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>>68743976
We weren't past anything. It's been the whole point this entire time lol
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>>68741582
SAY GOOD NIGHT.
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>>68744022
lel

Do you have brain damage?
Serious question.
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>>68743996
Shook.
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>>68743885
Somebody needs to make some webms of his last 3 fights. He probably KOs himself shaving.
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http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/20/11977808/cody-garbrandt-vs-takeya-mizugaki-in-the-works-for-ufc-202
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>>68743827
>rascals

have you ever used this word to describe kids? i've never heard any man say this
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>>68743885
>Implying Chuck wasn't a meme who fought hand picked opponents.
>Not knowing this was/is the biggest knock against Chuck's "Championship run" next to his eyepokes.
NEWFAG FANS PLEASE
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>>68744032
What are you even getting at? Are you just mad I said "lol" to your original stupid post that you clearly don't even believe? I'm genuinely curious.
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WEAK
AS
PISS
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>>68744071

>Getting this triggered

Oright lad
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>>68744034
This is literally what your entire life has been reduced to, you have no attention from anyone in real life, so you seek from others by trying to be funny, not knowing that people are laughing at you, not with you. Any reply you make is simply just you desperately trying to regain the only pride you have in your life which is the anonymous personality people are increasingly becoming weary of.
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>>68744092
His chin didn't get deleted, he never had one is the point.

>>68744072
>He's still going.
lel
You're genuinely retarded is what you are.
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>>68744115
Oh you're trolling. Hahahaha i just pissed myself again oh my kek FUCK
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>>68744115

>he never had one is the point.

Said a casual who never watch any Chuck fight before the second Rampage one
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>>68744110
S H O O K
H
O
O
K
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>>68743609


I posted as Spain last winter when I was vacationing in the Canaries, I tried keeping shitposting to a minimum.
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where were you when rich piana got bodied by vegan gains
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sq9XIJsOF88
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>>68744139
Still continuously proving my point. I see the only action at this point is to cut off your only means of communication in your life and stop replying to you.
I can only hope by doing this that you'll resolve your own clearly damaged personality in real life so you can destroy the damaged one here, this is my last reply to you. Enjoy it while you can
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>>68743994
He's just too small to beat an adult sized male.
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>>68744133
Get a diaper bro.

>>68744136
Who did Chuck ever fight with KO power?

185 Vitor?
Old man Mezger? (lol)
Vernon fucking White?
Not-so ubereem?

You just proved you're a newfagfan bruvleim.
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>>68744196

>If you dont have one punch KO power you have no power at all

Oright lad you keep thinking that
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>>68743994
Do you think if he lost a decision it would kill his popularity
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The meme of memes meme jarmeme
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>>68744025
i bleached it demarco
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Very important
http://www.strawpoll.me/10540317
http://www.strawpoll.me/10540317
http://www.strawpoll.me/10540317
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>>68743885
Just one fight can delete your chin. Fernando Vargas had a good chin until he fought Tito Trinidad, and that was the end of his chin. It's scary, 2bh.
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>>68744217
>Primarily grapplers who punch a bit.
>Defs KO power whut whut
Someone should do a Fedor infographic for Chuck's fight career for retards like yourself so you can see just how many zero punching power dog shit grapplers chuck heem'd.
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URGENT STRAWPOLL

>http://www.strawpoll.me/10540326
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10540326
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10540326
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>>68744220
Probably but less than a KO would
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>>68744294
>tfw you have NEVER clicked on one of these
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reminder:
>Mackenzie's mma debut is just one month away

reminder:
>Bundenzie will immediately get a UFC contract after dispatching some literal who in Legacy and will have her first strawweight victory before the end of 2016
>in 2017 we will see Mackenzie get 2 quick submission victories before she closes out the year with two spicy, sweaty, bunda-y rollers with Kailin and Paige
>Joanna will get Khabibed by Claudia--completely outclassed and dhominated for all 5 rounds before getting heemed--so she won't be able to get an immediate rematch and in early 2018 we will see the Battle of the Bundas in Rio de Janeiro between Claudia and Bundenzie
>it'll be the spiciest, sweatiest, bundaest roller of all time with a couple of nip slips and thong slips before Qtenzie wins late in the 5th by way of off the cage flying spinning bundaplata
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>>68744349
joanna and claudia literally can't miss her massive nose
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>>68744349
>2016
>2018
>immediate rematch
gjge
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the tribe has spoken
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http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/6/20/11970522/video-conor-mcgregor-spars-with-bjj-world-champion-ufc-202-dillon-danis

How fucked is Nate?
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>>68744421
didn't vote cause i hate both of them, fuck ur shit poll
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>>68744342
I was under the impression no one actually did those things
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>>68744342
muh nigga
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>>68744467
Conor's been training with that guy for a while now, flew him in I think. At least he dropped the touchbutt and is training smart now. Conor with good ground game would be sick.
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>>68742568
cringe
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>>68744519
>dropped the touchbutt

I keep seeing this on /heem but nowhere else, does anyone have a source he dropped Ido?
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>>68744539
Ido's in gaol for beating up that guy in the couch
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>>68744467
>2 Months vs 10+ years.
>Drilling TDD and escapes.
>Nate didn't shoot or try to take him down once.
>Footage shows Conor trying a pisspoor shot.
Nate is in Conor's head.
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I failed my final by 1% fuck im mad. Would have passed with 1% higher score. welll time to get a job
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>>68744525
Joe Rogan seems to surround himself with the hackiest of comedians
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>>68744555
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>>68744467
He literally took that "No training partners" to heart
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>>68744613
Birds of a feather
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>>68744349
>mma """"""""""pad work""""""""""

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqfrGCcLHAM

>>68744636

He has enough money to train with the best in the world. If he hasn't dropped those dorks he is crazy in his head, man.
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>>68744636
>ey Nate see who I train with, yeh? Your little cholo crew couldn't do shit to us. I am more prepared for this fight than anybody has ever been.
>Yeah motherfucker but you tapped like a bitch
It's gonna be a fun ride to 202.
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>>68744636
Shelling big money to train with guys for only a week.

Would that make any difference to your approach in the ring?
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>>68744697
I can literally see the press conference going that way
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>>68744682
Lmao I'd school floyd so hard, he'd shoulder roll right into my knee and I'd mount him instantly and put him to sleep
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>>68744055
Why would they make this fight? Makes no sense to me
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>>68744697
Will Mcgreggor have anything to say other than hurr durr coming back stronger? He better Lube up because Nate won't hold back on panic wrassl'n
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>>68744697
I suspect Conor will fall back on his "tank me for making you rich yeh" shtick, I hope Nate makes a point of constantly saying that he doesn't give a fuck about the fight and he just wanted to get paid
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>>68744618
why is he getting attacked
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>>68744815
Everyone else is booked or just fought and Caraway is being a cuck

Mizugaki is an interesting fight I think despite his past few fights, I still Cody puts him to sleep though
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>>68744815
If Garbrandt wants to fight soon, pretty much everybody else in the top 10 has a fight lined up or just fought. Cody will smash Mizugaki, and then use that to line up a fight with a top 5 guy at the end of the year.
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>>68744682
she's new to striking and had probably only been doing it for a month or two in that vid

also Floyd's uncle is always the one actually doing all the work in his pad """"""""""""""""""work"""""""""""""""""
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>>68744866
because he refused to play touchbutt
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>>68744815
Cody's still very young Mizu's a tough vet who knows his boxing. It'll be an interesting fight I think. Timing wise, it also means he'll be busy until Dom has finished his dark work against TJ, I suppose.
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>>68744884
>She will never sit on my face so I can inhale her protein shake induced farts
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>>68742960

Penne looked huge next to RENA.
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>>68744884
is she jewish?

i wonder if she's on any steroids
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http://www.totalprosports.com/2016/06/07/cm-punk-ufc-202-debut/

>Punk vs Gall is on the McGregor Diaz card

Biggest meme potential of any card ever?
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>>68744921
>>68745032
>protein shake
excuse you, Qtenzie is full natty and doesn't fuck around with any sort disgusting diarrhea shakes.
She eats clean and the only thing that comes out of that plump bunda is delicious sweet acai
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>>68745037
Will break 200 ppv numbers for sure
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>>68744884
she should literally be fine more than anything else she just has to be able to take a punch
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>>68742568
Never seen it before. Damn he's funny as hell. For the naysayers I'd check it out. It isn't bad. It's actually quite great.
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Does 37 year old CM Punk have any chance in hell to beat Mickey Gall?
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>>68743263
>He's still the GOAT, unlike Fedor

Wat?

Fedor is as much the GOAT as he was back in the day. Him losing to Henderson doesn't change the fact that he was a small LHW dominating the best in the world for 8 years.

>fucking Zuffa Zombies
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>>68745053
By WMMA standards she is young, a great grappler and good athlete, so as long as she doesn't fold when getting punched in the mouth she'll be top 5 lol
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>>68743303

>the official record

Who gives a fuck you flaming faggot?

>three blind mice thought that GSP won
>implying decision victories in MMA aren't utterly meaningless

If you actually do something deserving of that win, sure. Otherwise, it's as meaningful as Hammill's win over Jones.
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>>68745116
For sure. 100%
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>>68743328
>lay on Lawler for a half hour

Imagine being such a fucking faggot that you don't know the meaning of the word "guard pass".
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>>68743448
>To bad the official record is a win eh?

Nobody gives a fuck about the official record you dumb flaming faggot.

You said he went out on a high note.

He didn't.

Everything you say is a redherring.

In short: KYS.
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>its the german who responds to every single fucking post even though they're hours old INDIVIDUALLY
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>>68743506
>Try harder, you're obviously mentally handicapped so it may be difficult for you.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Dunning-Kruger effect.
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>>68745245
Get a dog bro
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>>68745116
Gall isn't exactly a worldbeater, he was hand picked because his striking is very basic and his ground game is his strongest asset, although not a world beater.

I suspect that Punk will go full turtle and just quit if he takes a couple of stiff punches, I would bet that Punks lack of heart will make Kimbo and Dada5000 look like the Diaz bros in comparison.
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>>68745245
i love this episode
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>>68743632
i'm the chill spainbro too

my picks for ufc 196 were diaz and miesha, i posted a megan olivi pic, she was wearing a dress and a golden watch

sometimes i shitpost, sometimes i meme about ufc 33

literally the best card in the history of combat sports
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>>68745163
You for sure need to lose my number.
>no striking
>lies all the time
>"I don't believe in belts"
>rolled with Rener a few times
>got his ass beat by pic related badly
>he's a mandrama actor who smokes weed 24/7 and spends all his time with cats
>trains at a trash gym with a bunch of washouts because it's closest
>admitted to training part time as he is working on comics and trying to act now
>has had twenty concussions meaning his chin is deleted forever
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>>68745245

I'm actually Turkish. :^)
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>>68745273
I like the 30 bananas a day episodes. Do we still have them?
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>>68745116
Mike, CM Punk is a LEGIT gracie jiu jitsu white belt under the great ryron gracie who's a from direct family line of the inventor of all grappling, they don't hand, he also has cardio for days, you can't become a pro wrestler without being able to pull of 30 minute matches every week.
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Remember that time I made this thread 30 posts early and everyone thinks ugly it was hilarious?
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>>68745263
i want to pet my dog right now

https://www.instagram.com/p/BG3MVQtG5SF/
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>>68743263
watch that fight again, it was a shit show. But you're right no one cares.
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>>68745307
Not as frequently.

/heem/ lost its way
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>>68745354
can you beat your own record of 30 posts early? I hope you do so you get banned you cock craving cum demon
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>>68745296
the internet isn't forbidden during Ramadan?
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>the state of /heem/
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>>68745245
What's wrong with that?
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>>68745378
Lol
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>>68745396
Be Careful
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>>68745345
>Key's to the cage:
Former WWE champion
Trains with the Pettis brothers
Long term BJJ practitioner

We should actually take predictions for this
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>>68745370
To be fair, it wasn't a native /heem/ meme, it was an import
We had some nice home grown ones though
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>>68741582

been busy for the last few days, haven't had much time to be autistic on /heem/
how have you downie shitposter faggots been doing

Upcoming events:

6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Roosmalen vs Sittichai)
7/2: ONE FC: Dynasty of Champions (Jadambaa vs Kelly)
7/3: Shooto Gig West 18 (Murata vs Kohori)
7/7: UFC FN 90 (Dos Anjos vs Alvarez)
7/8: TUF 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha)
7/9: UFC 200 (DC vs Jones 2)
7/13: UFC FN 91 (Ferguson vs Chiesa)
7/16: Bellator 158 (Daley vs Lima)
7/22: Legacy FC 58 (Drysdale vs Spann)
7/22: Bellator 159 (Caldwell vs Taimanglo)
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 (Holm vs Shevchenko)
7/24: Pancrase 279 (Ishiwatari vs Brookins)
7/30: UFC 201 (Lawler vs Woodley)
8/6: UFC FN 92 (Rodriguez vs Caceres)
8/20: UFC 202 (Diaz vs McGregor 2)
8/27: UFC on Fox 21 (Pettis vs Oliveira)
9/3: UFC FN 93 (Arlovski vs Barnett)
9/10: UFC 203 (Miocic vs Overeem)

News:

>Thiago Santos replacs Derek Brunson to fight Gegard Mousasi at UFC 200
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/thiago-santos-in-against-gegard-mousasi-at-ufc-200-confident-in-spite-of-short-notice-this-is-the-time

>Mizguaki-Garbrandt planned for UFC 202
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/6/20/11980370/cody-garbrandt-vs-takeya-mizugaki-in-the-works-for-ufc-202-aug-6-mma

>Vegas Dave betting 1 million on Tate
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/6/20/11977974/vegas-dave-betting-1-million-miesha-tate-win-amanda-nunes-mma
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>>68745345
>le pontificate about phoniness and respect while shilling Onnit man
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>>68745463
Thank you, ameribro
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Cm puke is a little bitch. He says Ryback hurt him. That his body was all fucked up and he was retired. But then goes from fake fighting to real fighting. The big guy confronted him about him hurting Puke. Puke acted all scared and ran away. You can't run away forever. Rybacks WWE contract is up and he wants to go to mma. Pic related. Him working out at ATT yesterday. Matter of time before Ryback gets called by Dana
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>>68745345
They don't hand those out to just anyone*

shit i fucked up
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>>68745463
thanks
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I'll start taking picks for UFC Fight Night 90. Do you guys wants 5 or 6 fights to pick?
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>>68745463
>been busy

Banned

Your autism is commendable and sickening at the same time
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>>68745630
5
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>>68745630
Card order hasn't even been finalized yet
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Who you got and why?
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>>68745693
Roy because he's due for a win
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>>68745693
Derrick Lewis via BLACKED
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ive warmed up to to he idea of Bisping vs GSP.
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>>68745463
No one cares about cards 3 months away, nigger. No one cares about your day old /r/mma news either.
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>>68745693
Lewis, Roy has lost most of his recent fights and has taken much more damage than Lewis over the course of his career
I think Derek will be the one to finally break his chin
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>>68745693
I think Roy has adequate TDD to keep it standing and land the over hand
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>>68745463
Thank you for you're service.
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>>68743041
"Listen Goof, I will do a home invasion on you. I will cut the FightPass to your house and the next thing you'll hear is me climbing up your stairs in a pair of Reebok Kicks I bought in the back of UFC magazine. I'll pick the lock to the master room door, take a picture of you in bed with the Fertitta Brothers working on your "sales pitch''. I'll take said quote unquote photograph, post it at goofs.com, password - not required, username - not required. That, Goof, is how you threaten someone. Dummy."
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>>68745693
I'd like to say Lewis for meme's purposes but I feel like Roy is gonna get the KO
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>>68745630
wait awhile

cowboy still wants on one of these cards
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>>68745741
d-don't be so tsundere, baka
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>>68745494
>>68745568
>>68745767
No problem
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>>68745463
keep upcomings to 1 month and only ufc ppvs after that

get them EFN cards on there
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>>68741582
just noticed

sage northcott and his opponent are by miles the worst fighters on 200. 200 is so damn good
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>>68745845
>b-b-b-but muh conor rematch
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>>68745875
RIP thread
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>>68745875
EDDIE
DERRICK
JOSPEH
MIKE
JOHN
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>>68745875
The card order hasn't even been finalized and the fights are 3 weeks away

Calm your autism
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>>68745875
Eddie Alvarez via USADA
Roy Nelson via /heem/
Joseph Duffy via Calf slicer
Alberto Mina
John Makdessi via UD
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>>68745908
You are Samara from The Ring
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>>68745974
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQUHzU5afc0
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>>68745463
unironically glad to see you lad
ta senpai
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>>68745974
You do what you gotta do to get first
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>>68746025
be careful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gT195Cb3wfk
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What would be your UFC walkout song?
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>>68746215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEy6MGu3bIA
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>>68745894
Did the absolute madman negotiate no win purse again?
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>>68745894
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>>68746316
He is implying that he was ready to fight at UFC 200 but Mcgregor ducked him
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>>68746344
Jake Shields looking good
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>>68745894
>See uguys at #ufc200 not fighting but going to get that showmoney #itstime #100 ️

Germany why are you trying to ruse us?
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>>68745499
>Because weight classes have suddenly vanished
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>>68746367
I wouldn't put it past Nate to get it all on show purse and lay a beating for free desu.
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>>68746408
>all that movement in WSW
truly the most unpredictable division
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>>68746408
thank you for fitting that into one image
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>>68746408
Journalists are so fucking stupid

Why does Mir go up a spot? What did he do since he got KOed and popped by Hunt to move him over Lewis?
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>>68746408
will andrade retire torres?
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>>68746624
post your list
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>>68746688
11. Lewis
12. Mir
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>Peter Harrison
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>>68746603
Firefox can do nice full page screenshots
Just SHIFT + F2 to open your command console, then type in
>screenshot --fullpage
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>>68746591
calderwood was ranked very very high in the past, her loss to moroz set her back a shit ton

aquilar was ranked #1 earlier too. claudia and joanna ranked very high as well. UFC has brought them all together and most of it has sorted out, though calderwood and aguilar might still contend for the title in the coming years
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>>68746767
>Dallas and his frickin' 10-10 rounds
Truly both the best and the worst scorer
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Win, 7–0, Conor McGregor, Submission, (arm-triangle choke)
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>>68741312
The one on the right is in Invicta. She's qt.

https://www.instagram.com/loveboatjamie/
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>>68742568
upload it to mega.nz
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68745968
Hysmm
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Have YOU shaken Chris Weidman's hand?
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I just read the UFC sold for 4.2 billion, does anyone know who bought them yet?
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>>68747065
Schaub
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>>68746984
I want lewis to win, just so he becomes the new roy, since we need the squat power puncher types at the bottom of top 10 at HW, and hunt is too good for the role
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