/sp/ I'm scared.
tsuuuman is going to show no mercy.
>>68740195
He only has good international performances vs shit tier teams like North Korea and Iran
Are you shit tier?
you shouldn't worry unless you have seats behind goal
>>68740279
Uhhh...
Ronaldo who?
An ancient Tsuuuuu has awakened
Portugal will win without Ronaldo doing anything
Cristiano is a mediocre player when not surrounded by Modric, Kroos, Benzema and so on.
>>68740602
The supporting cast excuse doesn't even fly, the players around him are creating opportunities for him, it's his fault he isn't doing anything
>>68740738
His best game for Portugal included a better game from Moutinho
>>68740379
this guy has strong memes
>>68740195
Improve your finishing and you won't have to be concerned about le tsu man.
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>68740195
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>68741797
portugal pls
>>68740602
>>68740816
WOW FOOTBALL IS A TEAM SPORT? WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT??
>>68742907
It is, and so far the team is performing well only to be let down by Donald missing everything and wasting half of their possessions on blocked shots from 30 yards out
>>68742947
Yes, I also despise Ronaldo. I was just memeing with the other guys.
>>68740195
Don't be scared, Hungary will win the match and he's going to finish the euro with 0 goals scored.
Trust Kek's will.
>>68740195
Cristiana do no harm m8
>>68740966
>>68740296
Tsunderrated
>>68740943
Fucking this. So many unfinished attacks against Iceland.
NO MERCY TSUUUUU
but on a real though we're the ones who should be worried
>>68740296
Kek great banter
Must suck knowing you will always be the bitch of an Argentine manlet
Honestly you cant stop him from scoring, but you can stop him for giving you the Malmo/Sweden treatmeant by:
- Not having a high line
- Dont give him space to run in
- Also close space and keep tight so he cant accelerate
- Defend the flanks tightly so he dont get any crosses.
If you do this he will resort to long shot which he currently scorer about 5% (?) of the time.
>Ronaldo is not a good player
the memes has gone too far
>>68743510
There is also a high probability he'll start chimping out if the score will be 0:0 at 80 minute.
Like, he'll just try to run with the ball through the whole pitch while crying.
>>68740296
>>68743574
just because he fucked you guys doesn't mean you have to lie about him
We have less to worry about, that's our main advantage.
Shit, even if we lose, we've achieved more than what was expected. Even if we dont make it to the eighth. so yeah, what could go wrong.
If we play an entertaining and honest game with our hearts in it,and still get BTFOd, i dont give a single shit.
>>68743656
>Even if we dont make it to the eighth
You could get BTFO 10-0 and still have a 99% chance of going through.
>>68743656
I hope you lads make it to the quarter final. I'll be in Budapest at that time and I imagine it would be amazing to experience watching that there.
>>68743866
>consoling hungarian qts
Great plan you have there
Explain this TSUU meme. Where does it come from?
How did it become so popular that even Ronaldo himself used it on stage ?
>>68744138
Nice way to kill a thread faggot
>Decide to go to the park today to play some handball
>See a group of Mexicans playing pick up soccer
>Fuck it, I'll join
>Doing okay haven't played soccer since I was a kid
>Were winning
>The other team ties it
>Fast forward to game point and it's still tied
>Other team shoots for goal but the goalie saves it
>Throws it to me
>Other team has everyone on our side of the field
>Fuck it I'm going for it
>Run and dribble as fast as I can
>Juke fat Mexicans
>Launch a strike to goal
>Score
>I celebrate by removing my shirt, running to the corner, and TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU as loud as I can
>"Que pinche rayos aces este guey?"
>Don't give a fuck
>TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>tfw for a small amount of time, I felt like Ronaldo
>>68745753
>Score
>I felt like Ronaldo
>>68745793
Yeah I know but still
>>68740195
>being scared by a meme
>>68745753
>haven't played since he was a kid
>juke fat mexicans
m9 size doesn't matter at pickup games tbqh, I play with some fatties and an old dude and they're legit.
I knew it was a lie @
>Doing okay haven't played soccer since I was a kid
you don't have to impress us burgerbro
>>68746204
>not being afraid of meme magic
>/sp/'s vitrolic hatred of Ronaldo
Meanwhile if Messi gets bounced out from the Copa America, this board won't even flinch an eye, because he's /sp/'s darling boy.
2010 - do nothing, score Porgugals SEVENTH GOAL in a 7-0 win against north korea
2014 - do nothing
not only that but he's a big game choker
in 2008 he missed a penalty against Barcelona and Manchester United
and unless you're new to this world you've seen him not even attempt a shot in 2014 and 2016.
In fact he probably would've not had a shot on goal in 2016 if he wasn't forced to kick the penalty.
based kopasz kapus will destroy crynaldo's boypussy
>>68746369
is it your first day here?
>>68740379
Would you?
>>68746443
>hardly any messi is shite threads when Chile cucked him from a Copa America
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>68746542
The entire front page was filled with Argentina/Messi JUST threads.
And that's despite Messi actually having a good game
