/bet/
Images are sometimes not shown due to bandwidth/network limitations. Refreshing the page usually helps.
You are currently reading a thread in /sp/ - Sports
You are currently reading a thread in /sp/ - Sports
Three lions edition
Juve on suicide watch subedition
Previous Thread >>68693644
>Helpful links
http://pastebin.com/mDAydpyK (embed) (embed)
>/bet/ wiki
http://slashbetslash.wikia.com/wiki//bet/_Wikia
>FAQ and abbreviations list for those new to /bet/
http://pastebin.com/tPXwjDi6 (embed) (embed)
>Help for gambling addiction/suicide hotlines
http://pastebin.com/SVqUYKbf (embed) (embed)
>/bet/ approved spreadsheet for tracking your bets
http://www.aussportsbetting.com/tools/betting-tracker-excel
Couldn't find a thread so here
Who else /suicidewatch/ here
>>68719075
anybody listen and go large on cavs? literally /freemoney/
>>68719230
I know Ameribets is currently massacring his wife's sons family.
SEETHING about the voided blackbirds match tbqh.
Gonna be DROWNING in coin when England win today.
>>68719230
took a tenner
>>68719202
it was money you earnt so you lost nothing
>>68719411
you really think so? if england wins this are they qualified
>>68719769
Yes and top of the group
been too timid lately. missed bets that came in easy
need to get back in this.
Wageslaving so SO bad. Never going to get used to this lids.
>>68720393
Feel ya pal. Sat in the rain waiting for a train.
>>68720393
I know that feeling man.
At least I get to browse 4chan at work. Might off myself if I wasn't able to.
Wtb?
>>68720537
Under u1.5 HT meme is still real
>>68720574
It's such a low payout though.
>>68720393
become a DJ, best life ever
>>68720620
That is why you do them on a parley and get decent odds. Or do u.5 if you have some balls.
Not sure if this waking up early, begging people for sales, boss watching me intently life is for me lads.
>tfw you're at work in the office and you spend 2/3 of your working hours keking on 4chan and betting
>tfw the boss in never here to check on me
no wonder croatia is falling apart lol
>>68720763
please stay in croatia though.. ta xx
I'm gunna need everybody to check their pockets for THE bet for today please
>>68720734
have hope. find Jesus. The literally only path to comfort in this harsh life, even if it seems foolish.
>Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest
>>68720574
which match
>>68720893
Euros
>>68720893
Literally every match of the euros so far bar 1/2
>>68720911
all of the matches?
oi i said this before but cheer up m8 about the GSW match
>>68720926
Most of the matches. Mostly because of the 3rd place matches. Bookies have caught up to it tho. They are giving absolutely shit odds now. It used to be a good 1.6ish returns.
Hello anon I will be making you faggots some money this year in football .
>>68720995
Can NOT wait to take advantage of this. Better be good you fucking yank.
>>68720984
im getting 1.5 for U 2.5 for most matches
which ones should i go for? fancying the italy ireland
>>68720995
PLEASE tell me what I should spend my benefits on
>>68721009
Just so no one tries to be me I have a steeler tattoo on my wrist
Here's what I'm thinking for tonight.
Wales either to win or DNB.
Slovakia DNB.
>>68721034
fuck me thats going to become a windows logo in 20 years
>>68721021
Ireland will get slaughtered tbqh
>>68721034
SICKENING but okay. When does that season start?
>>68720863
already have a couple of mates in england so i'm coming to stay at your house if shit gets too rough xexe
>>68721052
>>68721057
Take the steelers week 1 vs redskins -3 right now . It should double by the time of kick off
>>68721085
Put a tenner on it. Will massacre you if it doesn't come in.
Going to need more in play tips m8.
>>68721021
Under 1.5 for FH senpai.
I am not as confident about U2.5. But U2.5 still looks good on paper for teams which already have qualified. Like Italy.
>>68721085
so steelers will win with line -3?
i dont do many lines so just checking
im only getting 1.8 odds
>>68721116
Got 1.86
Aussie anons. Has the AFL/NRL in play bonanza disappeared on bet365, or have they just not published this week's selected matches?
>>68721034
We're going 19-0 this year bro.
>>68721116
They should win by 9.
>>68721116
So you getting them +108 ??
>>68721185
It's our year . Pens and steelers for the repeat .
>>68721154
it'll probably come out
>>68721206
thats all im getting
do i go for the option i'm hovering over
i never bet on NFL before so im lost
>>68721206
no at +180
>>68721206
Is this your steeler bias speaking through or are you actually sure about this?
>>68721206
It's destiny. Damn shame about the Buccos though.
>>68721239
How much do you have to bet to win 100 ?
>>68721255
Is that steelers -3 and if you bet 100 u get 180 ?
>>68721278
I usually never bet on my teams but when you know it's going to be a blow out why not ? Big Ben the qb might finish with 350 yards and 3 tds.
>>68721280
I can't stand the people who own the Pirates . So until they get out I will not support them . Stairway to 7. My ninja
>>68721239
That's the one he's saying yes. Steelers -3.
SEETHING at not finding out about this guy until the final series, still won dece amount from the Cavs last 3 Games
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xiXYM9xy38
gonna follow him next NBA season if the illuminati hasn't sent him to a FEMA camp by that time
>>68721358
yep it says steelers -3 and you get 180 back when you bet 100.
I can bet upto 20 i reckon
>>68721360
thanks
>>68721385
Wow that must be a mistake . I would bet 500 on them odds .... But for you I would do 2x your normal bet .
>>68721358
Placed 100. When do the games start?
>>68721411
80 days
>>68721411
It's a little ways away but trust me when it starts to get closer then you see steelers -6 or -7 that -3 is a lock .
>>68721411
That particular game takes place on the 13th of September, my good man.
>>68721440
>>68721455
>>68721465
Damn. Well my bookie takes credit for a reason.
>>68721358
Unfortunately I doubt they'll ever spend enough money to realistically compete. Which sucks because I really like baseball.
>>68721455
im trusting you, i have no clue whats going on, except asians love the red skin cap and the SJWs are trying to remove the redskin logo because its 'racist'.
>>68721470
He is going to hate this football season .
>>68721473
Yeah got most of the parts but for some reason at the trade deadline they just make the fans happy . But frendo who can stop the Cubs ?
>>68721493
Follow me friend we gonna make some dollars this football season .
My prediction 27 steelers 17 redskins .
>>68721533
See as I am from asian, I hope he has 0 fucking clue about football season. Placed 100 on Steelers @ 1.8. Hope you are right anon.
http://nr.news-republic.com/Web/ArticleWeb.aspx?regionid=4&articleid=66953096&source=drive
Haha
Wtb lads
ITT: /bet/ mafia
>>68721547
Look how much I have to Risk to win 180.
>>68721533
thanks a lot, I might have to tattoo your name on my back at the end of this NFL season
Lmao Steelers -3 @ 1.95 here at Finnish bookies.
>>68721586
I'll follow you, Finnish bookies couldn't be more clueless.
>>68721533
I know just the guy.
>>68721586
1.83 odds is around the same odds I am getting
>>68721154
Yeah it's gone, reckon it's still on for tonight's game?
>>68721588
Haha just party hard with this free money .
>>68721607
Yes I think i started something I like it . It's just like American bookies and soccer.
>>68721617
Savage .
>>68721633
That's pretty nice odds anon
>>68721640
i dont see it, so probably not
>>68721640
They usually do it for Friday, Saturday, and Sunday games. Never saw it for a Monday night game. They usually have the week's selections up by now. They did say it would run all season. Up sums from it.
>>68721675
>Up sums from it.
think I found the reason why 365 canned it, lid.
>betting on the nfl
>thinking you have an edge on the bookmakers in probably the most accurately priced league around
zzzzzzz
>>68721746
THIS.
came home from work to see this utter nonsense that I didn't think I'd have to see shitting up the thread for another 3 months.
>>68721746
When the line goes from -3 to -7 I do have an edge but not as much as edge as you do .
>>68721689
They got rid of it for the Big Bash, then brought it back a couple of weeks later. Hope they do it again.
>>68721746
>implying it isn't fixed and scripted
if you're in the know, you'd know wtb
>>68721759
I'm going to make People money what the fuck have you done lately ?
ITT: people confusing different odds types
This guy >>68721385 is staking 100 and it returns 180. That means his potential profit is $80
This guy >>68721586 is staking 216 to win 180. That means his potential profit is $180.
Both guys have about the same odds. 1.80 and 1.83 in decimals or -125 and -120 in American odds. It's just the difference in countries whether you include the original stake in the winnings or not.
And this guy >>68721607 is getting the best deal out of all of this (1.95 is -105 in American odds)
Anyway, I'd take the Steelers -3 over the Redshits any day of the week but there's no way I'm betting 80 days in advance
>>68721780
Hey faggot when they win I never have to put the money up and get to pull back 180 so it's all profit .
>>68721770
what information do you have that the bookies don't? what makes you think they haven't priced it correctly?
>>68721780
ah good post i did get confused about that
>>68721780
I've always found the american notation hard to understand. It's just more logical to see the multiplier.
>>68719075
One of my customers had £10 double on both euro matches last night, disgusting
>>68721849
NEED more tips from the logged guy m8
>>68721777
up 5 figures today
enjoy your losses on NFL
>>68721849
*Correct score double
>>68721859
If he comes in again I'll let you know. I honestly think hes betting on dodgy games. No sane man bets £500 on a Finnish game with teams I've never even heard of to have 2 goals in the match. Apart from you degenerates.
If I get any big horse bets I'll let you know too.
>>68721903
We are the most degenerate thread on /sp/ senpai.
Hit us up.
>>68721903
Why do you even let him bet that much? Surely you limit people in shops?
>>68721798
W..what?
>>68721903
>No sane man bets on a Finnish ballgame
Fix'd & agreed.
>>68721777
trips a confirmed legend
>>68721911
>that much
>500 poons
Come on meng, that's not a lot of money to put on gone game. A lot to me and you maybe, but not to bookies.
>>68721942
Not much to me either lad.
But online you'll get your account cunted if you regularly bet that and win on obscure fixtures.
>>68721780
b0ssman explain me this.
If somethings 16/1, you bet 16 quid for a 1 quid profit? Or is it the other way round?
Why can everyone use fucking decimals instead of this other shit.
>>68721911
Well he gets referred to a trader every time. I'm guessing they just look at their liabilities and then just lay him off. Some times he gets knocked back and offered a worse price and he won't take the bet.
>>68721979
1 quid return*
>>68721979
other way round lid.
left is the profit, right is the stake.
Why the fuck are you betting right now for a match that's in September?
You will constantly look at the slip when you log in, ease yourself of the pain and bet like 1 or 2 days before the match.
>>68721879
Prove it
>>68721998
>not having an account dedicated to futures
zzzz
Is based spanishman around here today?
>>68721998
Because then the edge is gone?
>>68721989
Cheers, boss.
>>68721979
£1 stake for £16 profit. It's the same as 17.0 in decimal odds. Just work out the fraction and add 1 to get decimals
>>68721979
Did you n
>>68721926
Trips of luck 777
Funny how many of you people can't work out math on odds, considering how much of betting in general revolves around numbers.
>>68721998
Are you fucking stupid or something my edge is that at -3 it's a lock . When you wait that long it will go up to -6 or -7 . The whole point is to get in early stupid .
>>68721998
>Waiting for book makers to lower your edge
Lel.
>>68722068
Always hated maths 2bh.
>>68722097
Always hated people who hated maths.
>>68722068
I can't work it out when odds are like 36/37
>>68722070
yeah, its not like bell will get suspended again, or like bryant is already suspended for the year.
Why anyone in here would take advice from a self confessed steelers homer... I have no idea
Should have put way more money on Cleveland, this game was so rigged I saw it coming from miles away.
>>68722117
Punch it into a calculator you lid.
Emigrating to the states la's. tra
>>68722135
Le NBA is rigged meme. Nice one Ayesha, you went to UK since your hubby took down the wifi?
>>68722181
Hilarious.
NBA is clearly rigged, but I don't mind since I've made enough money for a nice vacation this series. Also, I have zero vested interest apart from my money.
>>68722134
Wow you got me there ..... Not like Antonio brown will do anything or Williams won't pick up the slack if not do better then bell like usual . Bell is always hurt or suspended . Fuck bell . Oh an the whole Bryant thing too bad he don't suck Rodgers cock like tom Brady does but it's cool look out for Sammy this year to step it up . Oh yeah and I'll take Big Ben over any qb down points in the 4th his arm destroys every one else . Put your money on the redskins theb tough guy .
>>68721979
>b0ssman
fuck you
Need Becker and Edmund to win today or my edged acca is dead
>>68722376
PRAYING with you
When will Lauderdale pay out?? Why Are they delaying it?
>>68722629
Done for me lid
Any one have the line for the Cubs game mlb ?
>>68722653
That feel when my bookie has taken Cubs RL off the books since they've been so fire this season.
>>68722701
Not cool . Can you still parlay them ?
imagine being fat and sweaty like juveguy lol
ACB Spanish Basketball
Real Madrid - FC Barcelona
Real Madrid -4.5 @1.9
Home favourite and I believe the spread should be couple points more. Good value here lads.
>>68722725
Nope, I've been finding good value outside of Cubbies too though. Large on Giants and Mariners today.
Can't wait to add Steelers to my American >locks collection
*Martin Tyler voice*
>American bets always ends in TEARS, always TEARS
STUPID WOMEN WON'T SCORE
>>68722782
If I had to pick a baseball parlay I'd take Red Sox and the Giants to the bank .>>68722785
Oh hey look another hater . Please tell me how the steelers won't blow out the 32 ranked team defense ... I'll wait
>>68722808
It's not a parley btw. Not a fan of parleys outside of tennis.
how is it possible for stupid ameribets to gamble online pls respond
>>68723002
Check OP
>>68723002
>land of the free
>can't gamble online
Pick one
>>68722835
Yeah tennis thoe
>The absolute STATE of this thread
The UEL first round and UCL first and second round draw has just been completed and I bet you lot havent even got early prices from your European models to snap up and huge value. /bet/ is an utter disgrace these days
>>68723173
>Betting on mainstream leagues
Alright JUDGE
>>68723173
Love some tips m8
>>68723271
Giants and Red Sox parlay
>>68723221
PLEASE price Vaduz v Sileks
>>68723274
How long to this first game so you can get btfo and fuck off?
Wales DNB
Russia over 1.5 yellow cards
easy tips easy esay
>>68723404
I think everyone has Wales on DNB. That is pretty much common sense.
Also u1.5 is easy bets.
>>68723173
>Skenderbeu vs Ferencvaros
[RIGGING INTENSIFIES]
>>68723431
U10 corners @2 should be decent
>>68723286
I think it starts after you suck my nut sack .
>>68723451
Which game? I can foresee England game getting loads of corners.
>>68723443
What happened to them being banned?
>>68723452
>American 'banter'
Reminder how to filter if anyone doesnt know
>>68723470
Russia Wales game fella
>>68723443
They need a CAS ruling to play. No idea if there is precedent
>>68723481
Don't games between lesser teams end up with more corners? I remember that being a thing.
is under 0.5 FH good memebet?
>>68723477
needed this, thank you
>>68723501
Just pure lotto fella, Wales haven't been getting many corners each game though
>>68723503
Depends. Value bet if they teams which already qualified like France and Swiss last night. Not really for teams that are still slogging for the KO stage. U2.5 is the bet for those games.
>>68723477
NEED to filter Albanian flags
>no in-play offer for slovakia v england tonight
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68723635
Woy supposedly set to rotate heavily but not really confirmed yet so you'd be shooting blind unless you just rush after they announce the starting lineup
>>68723665
I think most people are going to back England regardless. I would fancy a cheeky bet on Slovakia after the line up but if you are going to bet on England, do it before the starting lineup.
>>68723635
Gave the last in-play offer to my mom (not even joking), gonna be mad af if there won't be another..
>>68723705
No no no, its about exploiting a free bet offer which in this case doesn't exist. cba going into specifics for something that doesn't apply and that you can't use but its virtually impossible to do well unless you have team news.
>>68723727
Naturally the bookmakers will have the same news you have and adjust their odds according but I agree. I am not touching either teams for both of the matches, just over/unders.
>>68723769
Please stop
Vardy might be a decent bet 2bh
>>68722800
Based women, shouldn't have doubted them
>>68723807
I wasn't to impressed by him desu, all he did was hang around the box
>>68723824
Not to say I don't think he'll score, I just mean generally
Cant believe this Wales price
>>68723769
pmsl
>betfair exchange still taking bets on if there will be an EU referendum under the current government
Good luck getting matched but laying "No" is probably the single most free money thing I've ever seen
is wales to win dnb really a no brainer ?
>>68724042
yes, mainstream SPARGE
>>68724136
>SPARGE
moisten by sprinkling with water
Ends 1-1
>>68724168
DC MASSIVE
Update on the logged guy who bets big on football. Hes just been asked to provide a proof of income statement to us so im thinking he might stop.
>>68724283
Why? £500 isnt much to someone who bets and works a half decent job.
Does the company want him to fuck off?
Think he is washing dirty money?
What if he refuses to prove it? Or shows he is on benefits?
>>68724345
Well i think the fact he only bets £500 a game is because our football coupons have a limit of £500. Hes a sketchy polish/slovakian man though. Someone from another shop phoned me up today and in their shop alone hes spent £35k and won a lot more. Thats one of about 20 shops in our area. Definitely washing dirty money. If he can't prove where he's getting the money from I think we'll stop taking his bets. He's not profitable for us anyway. Got to comply with Proceeds of crime.
I've just done my work.
what are you guys betting on now?
>>68724436
Fair enough. Didnt realise he was betting in all the other shops. With the bet you posted yesterday, it definitely looks like money laundering in my untrained opinion. Do you need to report it to police or do you just refuse bets and let him continue in other bookies
Robbie Fowler has backed Wales, bet straight from God himself
Boys. Wageslave life so so so bad. Can not cope. Faffing around pretending to look busy.
>>68724619
Just quit my job on Friday lid, felt pretty good tbqh
Paddy Power have 15/1 for Jamie Vardy to score twice. Tempting!
>>68724639
On lunch now. Might just leave forever.
>>68724619
I actually want to get back to work, but I don't want a real job either. Would want something like graveyard shifts in a factory. Need to save more money for retirement.
>>68724661
>>68724639
Got a shit retail job but in the process of getting a decent graduate job, everybody is telling me how exciting this is whereas i dont really give a fuck and would rather be a neet
>>68724491
If we suspect someone of money laundering we escalate the issue to area/district manager who would then investigate and act upon that.
>>68724619
>>68724738
Find jobs you actually enjoy. Surely you have some interests or passions in life?
If I bet paddypowers 30 euro freebet and win does that mean I can withdraw the winnings?
>>68724722
Retirement? How old are ya lad
>>68724771
Still in uni m8 wtf can I do
>>68724738
Same m8
>>68724738
Boy do I know this feel. Graduated and got a job fastest out of my batch and all my friends keep telling me how lucky I am to find a job in this shit economy but all I want to do is be a neet
>>68724457
Large on phillies
Loving all the nibs in the comments https://twitter.com/ChesterfieldFC/status/744884872662122497
Reminder that if you have a tattoo of a sports team you are a massive danger
>>68724794
29, but haven't worked a day since graduating. I can't expect to be able to live off what little pension I may or may not get in the future. Gotta save as much as I can, because I don't intend to start a career in my field.
>tfw never met anyone who drinks fosters in straya
>>68724651
You gonna put money on it lad
Thinking of doing the same as well
Greyhounds so easy on Mondays, actually starting to enjoy these muggy bets when there's nothing better going on.
http://www.politico.eu/article/nigel-farage-e1-million-bet-on-uk-referendum-brexit-antanas-guoga/
>Laying Leave at evens
Will surely go unmatched
>>68724936
>Also Tony G is an MEP
Best argument for leave I've ever seen desu
>>68724766
Snitches get stitches bro, tell him you wont report him if he posts his bets here regularly
also wtb?
>>68724925
Yeah probably. I'm almost skint as it is but this seems like a decent deal
england game over or under 2,5 goals lads?
>>68724993
Under.
>>68724952
>>68724936
he is the owner of the bookie tonybet. Up at least £100 there.
>>68724936
The odds were 1.5 few days ago, now it's 1.25. Should I get in on 1.25 for them to stay or will there be some big moves by the leave side in the coming days that will reflect it in the polls the drive the remain odds up?
>>68724993
over, ends 3-1
>>68725038
I know which is what makes it even more baffling that he wants evens on something priced at ~1.4
No chance.
>>68725065
Sounds shrewd to me. Farage will probably take him up on it for the bants
>>68724933
What's the strategy? Doesn't it get inconsistent?
>>68725006
>>68725059
put down a tenner on over and under 2.5 like a fucking mug
>>68725097
Is there money to be made from Brexit?
Or is it just a coinflip?
>>68725175
There is £40mil traded on BF alone. I think someone should be up from it.
>>68725132
So now you're gonna lose money either way?
>the Irish
>>68725132
Naaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Post slip. I REFUSE to believe someone is this stupid but think if there is ever a chance, it is from someone with this flag
>>68725132
pmsl
>>68725103
Haven't placed enough bets to make a conclusion, I'm really just doing it to kill some time. Mostly bet on downgraded dogs e/w that ran a decent time recently.
>>68725329
Btw, yet another winner (Coolchase Willem in the 3.28 Monmore), a downgraded dog once again
>>68725381
you fucking mongoloid
>>68725381
Genuinely concerned for your well-being and those around you
>>68725381
What the fuck?
>>68725415
>>68725409
jokes on you they were three 10 euro paddy power free bets
>>68725381
>>68725432
>bookies face when they see you coming
>>68725432
The joke certainly isnt on me pal
>>68725432
>get free bets
>use them in a way which will mean they will both get voided
very smart man,
Madura have a good team out with Rodriguez starting, I have a smed on -0.5
>>68725432
>Jokes on you
>I wasted free money to make a meme post
>>68725469
I'll win one of them
not on the uzbek fix
>>68725357
Aaaaand another one in the 3.38 Sheffield. Only @2.1 though, didn't put any money on.
>>68725505
they will literally not pay out is what im saying, you melt. It breaches the ToS.
>>68725535
What? How? If I win the first one I get over 20 euro, if I win the second one I'll get 18 euro, how did it breach any TOS? Why did they let me place the bet then in the first place?
>>68725329
Fair. I gave them a try last year, won a few at first, beginners luck maybe, got excited and after that it was downhill.
Any good bet for tonight?
>>68725597
yes mate, £10 on o2.5, £10 on u2.5. one is guaranteed to win.
>>68725597
0-0 HT England vs Slovakia
>>68725627
wew, why didn't i think of that? Thanks brit
>>68725627
Tears when there's 2.5 goals.
>>68725597
2nd half most goals every time
hass is this anything but rball shite
Always fun getting a notification for a Hass tip with no info and playing "guess the rball"
>>68725718
kek
>>68725698
Madura have their top scorers starting, and there's a good mutual in this too with Bali losing 3-1 to Balikpapan, the same result Madura beat them by
>>68725790
PSEUDO
