"""""European"""""" GP Aftermath
Le Occasional Podium man strikes again
Plenty of big drivers spilling their spaghetti on the new track.
Our thoughts are with all those who were cheering for Toyota at Le Mans, there is always next year.
>>68714172
How is this fucking possible?
>>68715293
>1.92
How come we never see those ones, always just the 3.0s
>>68715293
Is that a record?
>>68715111
I was rooting for Porsche and I'm ecstatic they won, but you gotta feel for Broyota on that one.
dindu dindu know how to reset his car
I have a physics exam in 3 and a half hours and Im here on /f1/
I hate myself
>>68717429
What's the syllabus m8?
do you guys think any of the big boys will try to get PER for next year? also that reunion with rosberg and vettel before the podium, where rosberg asks "fast! did you passed them or was strategy?" and Checo says "i passed them" remind me of Happy Gilmore and Shooter McGavin a lot lol
just imagine if Rosberg chokes his lead not to choco-senna, but to a Force India dude.
also i asked the weaboo girl out and she said yes :)
don't know how to proceed since i've never made it that far with a girl though
>>68717429
>tfw 5 final exams tomorrow
>spent the weekend studying
Not worth it desu, ME7IC0, 23:57 and 73-9 and the "European" GP are much better than shitty uni, I really repent not binging on shitposting this weekend
>>68714172
does anyone knows what the fuck happened to the toyota?
this blog(?) says it may have been a turbo failure:
http://blackflag.jalopnik.com/gut-wrenching-toyota-le-mans-loss-may-have-been-due-to-1782254286
the failure was really weird and, if we want to go to the conspirancy theory side, very convenient for the
>>68714373
did this happen today? (I didn't watch the race) if not, sauce?
Is 2017 going to be a better season?
If so what changes are going to make it better?
>Merc had both rosberg's and hamilton's cars in the wrong engine mode from the start of the race, and rosberg knew how to fix it while hamilton didn't
hmm, very suspicious. they could easily have told rosberg about the engine mode "mistake" without alerting hamilton. very suspicious indeed
>>68718176
now I'm heartbroken again...
>>68717777
checked
>>68718176
>very convenient for the
>competitors
FFS I didn't even complete the phrase. FTFM.
>>68715111
It's '99 all over again for me. I was so rooting for Toyota and yet something bad fucked them over.
I'm all right with PWL again though, back-to-back isn't bad at all. Regarless, damn. Toyota was so fucking close.
So how would you rate the first 8 races of the season?
>Australia
8/10
>Bahrain
7/10
>China
7/10
>Russia
4/10
>Spain
9/10
>Monaco
6/10
>Canada
5/10
>"""""Europe"""""
3/10
>Average
6/10
>>68719966
I always have trouble remembering races long-term. It's that generally they are unremarkable for the longest time, so I only take with me the highlights, but after a couple of months I can't connect them to the particular GP anymore and they just become "oh I remember when that happened" moments.
http://www.f1fanatic.co.uk/2016/06/19/2016-european-grand-prix-review/
>all these buttmad delusional hamlelton fans spewing conspiracy theories in the comments
>>68720966
Posted wrong article. I meant to post this:
http://www.f1fanatic.co.uk/2016/06/19/rosberg-engine-problem-hamilton/
fwiens4lyf
>>68719966
> AUS
7/10
> BHR
8/10
> CHI
7/10
> RUS
5/10
> ESP
9/10
> MON
8/10
> CAN
6/10
> EUR
4/10
Good season
>>68721006
Is F1Fanatic comments section pretty much a Hamlelton Fan Club of sorts?
how will this general survive the two weeks before austria?
>>68721285
It won't.
>>68721285
by posting our waifus
>>68714172
now you remember kobayashi spin robbed toyota of lemans win
>TOYOTA
No-one is talking about the elephant in the room.
Ricciardo was SHIT.
> 2nd to 7th
> teammate 9th to 8th
> would have been caught if not for rigged amx pitstop
post expected 2017 drives
>Mercedes
Hamilton
Rosberg
>RBR
Ricciardo
Verstappen
>Ferrari
Vettel
Kimi
>Williams
Button
Bottas
>Force India
Hulkenberg
Perez
>Toro Rosso
Sainz
RB rookie
>McLaren
Alonso
Vandoorne
>Haas
Grosjean
Jean Eric Vergne
>Renault
Magnussen
Buemi
>Manor
Wehrlein
???
>Sauber (If?)
>Ericsson
>Sirotkin
>>68721510
where is massa?
>>68721529
gone
>>68721535
Is the 'no technical advice' radio rule racist?
>>68721510
Some Russian billionaire surely will get Kvyat to Sauber or Manor if he gets sacked by Red Bull.
>>68721383
Here's my waifu.
>tfw 9 seconds off the pace
>>68721510
Sirotkin is very likely indeed if Sauber survives.
Considering RB's on a super-early promotions rampage, Gasly is a possibility for the STR seat.
I'm very doubtful about Button, I don't think Williams would be willing to pay his fees. Besides, didn't they say that McLaren isn't going to discuss new seats until September? They're pretty much screwing him and Vandoorne, again.
did binland lose again?
>>68721938
Yeah
Kimi got cucked
>>68721421
right guy's face is like: "I have failed the Tenno, I have shamed my family."
>>68721959
:( gimi plz
>>68721959
what do you mean he got cucked?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkHEtZ0EPU0
look at Ham's face when he says 'monkey'
>>68722492
it's terrible. i can't stand it
Do we know what went wrong with Nigger's car?
>>68722492
fukken priceless
>>68722563
RARE
A
R
E
>>68722492
I actually followed his question. Am I autistic?
>>68722563
It's unclear because Mercedes are being extremely obscure with it, and the info they're giving doesn't really make much sense overall.
>>68722645
You follow F1 so you're either autistic or dorftrottel.
>>68722563
He had the wrong engine mode from the start on, it wasn't his fault but according to Mercedes he just lost two tens a lap because of it.
>>68721006
It really is sort of unnerving that people like this exist.
>>68722492
vettels a cunt but he brings good bantz
>>68722492
this video crashed my pc you fucking cunt
>>68722702
Thanks for the reminder
>>68718176
Nah, it was an F3 race a few weeks back
some chink came out the worst but I think he was all right.
>>68721529
Getting Oedipused by mini-Massa
Decided I'd watch the Gp2 sprint race lads
>Gustav Mallja screaming "Banned for life" while divebombing turn 1 without a front wing and ending the race of 3 drivers
Why are swedes so retarded?
Why it always happen to him?
>>68724284
The F1 gods literally want him to kill himself
>>68724229
Frustration.
>>68724284
German vengeance.
>>68721510
Kimi will not be at ferrari next season. Replaced by perez or someone like that.
Button won't be racing, he'll retire. Williams will hire a young gun to replace Massa.
You're right about mclaren though, there's no way they won't have vandoorne in that car. Then Alonso will retire as soon as he's done his contract
>>68723633
>mini-Massa
must be a literal midget
>>68721713
but why?
how do young drivers get "investors" to throw millions of dollars at them so they can have the privileged of losing in the fortnightly Mercedes Wins Lol fast car parade?
Like what do the people throwing their money at these guys gain?
>>68724979
Their brand on the drivers suit/helmet/car
>>68724979
>what is: advertisting
>>68721713
why would you have Kvyat when you can have Markelov?
Will the Red Bullies bully Merc/Fer on the Red Bully Ring?
So massa is retiring this year ?
fug
I liked him
>>68724994
>>68725226
could you name any of the paydrivers' personal sponsors
because I can't
>>68715552
The FIA make them up afterwards, to try and make the sport seem more exciting.
>>68725306
Amx has Exact and Jumbo as personal sponsors on his helmet.
Maldonado brought the PDVSA to Williams and after that Lotus.
>>68725306
Sutil had Capri Sun and Maldonado had PDVSA
>>68719158
Or maybe Rosberg did his homework, while Hamilton was busy working on being seen following rappers and models around.
>>68725306
Sutil has Capri-Sun (which isn't even available here)
Maldonado has PDVSA (again not available)
Nassa has that Brazilian bank (probably available, but that's more aimed towards the Brazilian audience anyway)
Er, that's about it. Weichai power. I don't even know what Weichai produces though.
To be honest, I've been feeling that F1 does a shit job for its sponsors for the longest time. Most of the times if I want to know what a company makes I actually have to google it myself.
>>68725260
>yfw he's actually leading the Gp2 championship
>>68725306
Chilton and Stevens had their fathers and van der Garde his father-in-law.
Fuck them, slow hacks.
>>68725270
Button, Massa, Gimi and maybe even ALonso all need to retire.
>>68725435
Yes,I know. But I find Massa the most likeable of those drivers. He's really nice desu
>>68725306
Perez # Gutierrez had (has?) Telmex
Alonso had(has?) Banko de Santander
>>68725435
>Gimi
Gimi is still ok, for a guy that's 36 and had his prime in 2003-2005, he's doing fine vs Vettel this season.
>ALonso all need to retire
are you fucking retarded? he's still the best in F1. watch his start from baku, he almost passed even hamilton in the start if the wall on the right at turn 1 was a bit more far back
>>68721510
>Merc
Hamilton
Rosberg
>RBR
Verstappen
Ricciardo
>Ferrari
Vettel
Perez
>Williams
Bottas
Di Resta
>Force India
Hulkenberg
Wehrlein
>Mclaren
Alonso
Vandoorne
>Toro Rosso
Sainz
Gasli
>Haas
Grosjean
Massa
>Renault
Magnussen
Kvyat
>Manor
Wehrlein
Rossi (?)
>Sauber
Sirotkin
Haryanto
>>68725567
*>Manor
Rossi?
Palmer?
I wish this was real desu
>>68725567
>Haryanto at Sauber
I recently read that he probably can't even pay for his Manor drive anymore, surely he won't be able to go to Sauber then.
>>68725567
>di resta
>mfw
>wehrlein, vandoorne, gasly
Plausible.
>massa
Nah, if he leaves Williams it's to retire.
>kfiat
I'm afraid his career is over.
>wehrlein
So who's cloning him?
>sauber
I don't think they'd drop both Ericsson and Nassa. They're both loaded.
>>68725452
massa is a piece of shit t b h
>>68725549
>he almost passed even hamilton in the start
That's not exactly difficult when you consider Hammos starts this year.
>>68725726
yes but he's a nice guy
>>68725651
The indonesian gov. said it was just a hoax, and they paid everything, with a little delay. I believe Manor wants to get rid of him. I don't know he is better than expected. The indonesians will buy him a seat in one of the shit teams, and Sauber will have a free seat. They'll drop Ericsson, if he continues to be a madman.
>>68725659
Di Resta is Williams official 3rd pilot, and we both know why. When Massa is gone, he'll get the seat
>wehrlein:
>>68725584
>Massa
He doesn't want to retire yet, but he has to leave Williams. It's even Nascar or Haas I guess.
>kfjat
if the russians sponsor him (through e.g. lada), he will find a place. Renault would be his level.
>sauber
I think they'll be done by the end of the season, if somehow not, they will need shitload amounts of sponsor money to stay for next year.
>>68725591
It is real you dunce
https://twitter.com/Motorsport/status/744096031776845824
>>68725804
Based Bernie
If he was taller, he was the ultimate alpha
>>68725792
Reserve drivers are generally experienced people who could get in the car and drive it somewhat reliably without binning it or passing out due to unfitness, but it doesn't mean that they're guaranteed the seat when it frees up.
https://streamable.com/u7pl
>Williams record pit stop
>>68725844
He was forced to make up for his SHORTcomings.
>>68725937
sorry mate
i dont understand enough english to laugh a that
>>68725792
What's Indonesia's end game? A GP?
>>68725987
hehe he means because Bernie is such a tiny ehehe!
>>68726083
yes he got but i still i don't understand the meaning of shortcomings
I'm not saying it was a bad joke or anything
I just didn't quite understand it
I'm not askin for explanations either
>>68726060
They already have Pertamina, Indonesian state oil company, on the rear wing of the Manor.
Maybe that's enough for now
>>68725927
Is it faster than red bull's ?
>paying to driver a F1 car
Are these drivers like volunteers ? Do they get salary ?
>>68726140
Sometimes they get a nominal salary, probably just for legal purposes (to appear as actual hired employees), which is only a fraction of what they bring to the team. Most of the times they don't actually pay out of their own pockets, but through affiliated sponsors.
They're not volunteers, they're paying for driving, just like you'd pay to drive bumper cars at the amusement park.
>>68726140
Think of it like this: You believe you could do well in F1 so you pay to drive the car in the hopes you get noticed by a bigger team and move up.
>>68726693
does it even answer any of my questions ?
>>68726787
>you pay to drive the car
How is that not clear? They're not volunteers and they get a salary of about 100-200K euros for the employee status but they pay about 25M to drive.
>>68726787
Are you fucking stupid?
>Moortugal
Oh.
Niki Lauda got his break in F1 that way.
>>68726103
shortcomings just means flaws
>>68726911
now you answered it
Your first post didn't answer anything.
I already knew they paid to drive,I just wanted to know if they get a salary or not. Based Italy had already answered that too
>>68721510
2017 Incoming
>Mercedes
Hamilton
Rosberg
>Ferrari
Vettel
Perez (Deserves to be the new #2)
>Williams
Bottas
Lynn (Has been going well, Massa needs to go)
>Force India
Wehrlein (Links with Mercedes, better car. Will BTFO Hulk leading to his retirement)
Hulkenberg
>Torro Rosso
Sainz
Gasly (Not the best RB Rookie, but the only one they've got at the top levels)
>McLaren
Alonso
Vandoorne (Don't let Honda suduku his career before it's begun)
>Haas
Grosjean
Magnussen (They keep refusing rookies, so why not)
>Renault
Palmer (Has money, they'll give him 2 years before dropping)
Ocon (Has talent, should beat the Brit)
>Sauber (If alive)
Nasr
Sirotkin (If he doesn't balls up the rest of this season)
>Manor
Obscure rookie that pays (maybe Rossi if lucky)
Kvyat (Some Russian will do it) If not, another obscure rookie
>>68727184
>no RBR
holy shit I totally forgot about Formula E
Does the series still exist ?
>>68718029
Did you just make 4 declaratory sentences without the use of full stops?
>>68727271
yeah, the season-ending Brexit ePrix double header is next week
>>68727299
think i will watch it
thanks darker austria
>>68727184
I consider this the most probable so far.
10/10 would bet my life savings on
>(4)
dead general
dead sport
Think I'm gonna order a pizza to eat with the england match.
These are the final days of eating whatever I want.
I will make it clear to the dietician on thursday that I'm not gonna eat any green shit. I hate salad, makes me wanna puke. Tomatoes are okay and fruits as well.
>>68727831
>last days
How about start now?
>>68727831
>>68727831
he'll probably just tell you to go jogging or something
My ex-gf was obese and went to one. They do recommend you foods and tell you which to avoid and tell you to practice sports. Then they schedule monthly appointments in which they weight you and note your weight.
>>68727831
>not gonna eat any green shit
First: Fuck you ignorant obese fuck
Second: I don't think you have to eat salad really, it's literally grass with dressing
>>68727947
>going jogging with 170kgs of fat
Yeah that's gonna fuck up his knees after 5 steps.
>>68727831
Don't do it idiot, just start already
>>68727831
>I'm not gonna eat any green shit. I hate salad, makes me wanna puke.
At this rate, these are soon gonna be the last days of you eating anything at all.
If you're so hell bent on killing yourself, why not just do it quickly?
>>68727831
come on man try the green shit its real good
>>68727947
I think I will only hurt myself if I try to exercice.
My legs hurt just from walking around the house.
My back hurts all the time.
Now that I think about it, I actually can eat some green stuff like spinach and beans. It's salad I can't handle.
>>68728063
do you like avocado?
>>68728084
No idea, never tried it.
>>68727184
Lynn is shit though and unless he is ultra cheap I don't see a reason he particlarly deserves a race seat.
Renault will also keep Magnussen over Palmer. Palmer is absolute dog shit and doesn't even bring that much money I don't think. Not that Renault is in need to be accepting pay drivers anymore as they have a huge budget now with legitimate aspirations/chances on becoming a top team within the next 2-3 years. They have the money, they have their own engine (that magically got a shitload better once Renault rejoined F1). Renault is only keeping their current lineup because they've completely given up on this season and are only focusing on 2017.
Gasly has shown himself to be the eternal beta and unfortunately there is no recovering from it. Even the likes of Rosberg and even Palmer occasionally drove with more confidence and balls in GP2 so unless TR are really really desperate, I don't see him getting to F1.
I'd also keep in mind Rossi for Haas. It's an obvious move especially now that he is le indy winner. Gutierrez is done.
>>68728110
you should try it, it's really good, I usually just cut it in half and remove the seed, and put olive oil, salt and pepper in the hole from the seed, then eat it with a spoon, like a kiwi.
>>68728063
The thing is, phsycal exercise is literally the easiest way to lose weight, so the sooner you get to a shape where you can do it, the sooner you'll start seeing real improvements.
>>68728164
You're right, I plan to exercice after I lose some kg first. I weight around 170 kg, it's literally more than carrying another full grown man with me at all times. That's just fucking scary, thinking about it.
>>68727992
ride a bike then
>>68728063
that's because you dont work out much I think
Greens taste great in general,but they need seasoning imo
Use Olive Oil and Vinegar
>>68728304
The Drachenlord is just as fat and he's lazy as fuck, yet he manages to walk some miles to the next REWE without collapsing.
If he can do it, you can too. Just get your ass up and start walking somewhere, slow, mind you. Take water with you.
>>68728164
>phsycal exercise is literally the easiest way to lose weight
It's really not, dieting works much better, since it also gets rid of the incredibly wrong eating pattern he currently has.
Eating just 2000 calories a day could mean losing 1 kg a week for him.
>>68727831
Eat Couscous mixed with some dates, olives and feta
tastes good man
>>68717002
official record yes
red bull also had a 1.92s pitstop but it was timed by the team and not FOM
ferrari and merc claim to have had 1.85s pitstops but they were timed to the first wheel being taken off and the last wheel being put on rather than the time the car is stationary for.
>>68727831
You don't have to eat green shit or any "clean" foods for that matter. What matters is that you count your calories. Get the "myfitnesspal" app for your phone, enter your height and weight and choose the option to lose 1kg/week. It will give you an amount of calories you should eat and what you need to do is weigh everything you put in your mouth/read the labels of all the shit you eat and log them with the app. You can scan the bar codes using the app aswell and it will enter the calories automatically.
Losing weight is not rocket science and you don't have to switch over to exclusively eating "green shit" and fried veggies. That's what most people believe and it's why most fail. You can lose weight eating the foods you like, no need to switch to shit that makes you puke, you'll just give up after 2 days like that. You can keep eating pizza and all that, the key is moderation.
cont.
My prediction for the driver lineups for 2017 is that almost every team is going to be extremely conservative because almost every lineup is actually pretty good and no one really wants an unknown quantity now that the cars are going to start killing again
>Merc no changes
>Ferrari no changes (unless Kimi really fucks up this season. What he is doing now is actually perfect for Ferrari, its just disappointing to see an ex-no. 1 WDC be in that role)
>Red Bull no changes
>Toro Rosso no changes unless Kvyat suicide (they invested so much time into him already, might as well keep him or another year now, plus Gasly really isn't ready nor will he ever be)
>Williams maybe Massa retirement but maybe they like him too much and Rob Smedley is one of the most biased people ever when it comes to Massa
>McLaren no changes - too much experience, Button isn't falling off a cliff and investors/sponsors like him and he gets along well with Alonso, whereas Alonso would probably go full autism again if Vandoorne started beating him
>Force India no changes if they can keep their drivers. Perez might move up maybe
Don't really care about the rest but Palmer and Gutierrez SHOULD be gone, maybe Magnussen if Renault find someone better. Sauber are rippin and Manor and Haas are just shitshows
>>68728520
who gives a shit kamu we are talking weight loss here
Grosjean to Ferrari is pretty much confirmed for next season lads
I promise
>>68728495
Look up "flexible dieting" and "IIFYM" for more on this. Like I told you before, there's no need to pay some dude to tell you stuff you can read for free on the internet. /fit/'s sticky has a lot of useful info aswell.
I was 90 kilos of pure fat 4 years ago. Dropped to 68 in 5-6 months eating foods I enjoyed, which included pizzas and chicken and all that. The trick was I weighed everything and tracked my calories.
You should also get a gym membership and lift weights. This will make sure you retain what muscle mass you have and don't just end up a smaller version of your fat self.
Goodluck breh.
>>68728164
Bad advice for the morbidly obese tbqh
Just count calories and eat no more than 1500 a day, the weight will drop off quickly if you have an ounce of self-discipline
>>68728383
If you just diet you go flab because you're not building any muscle where you're losing fat. Although I have to say I've never been that fat so maybe in extreme cases like that it's a lot different, I was able to lose weight at a rate of knot by just doing bicycle every day.
>>68728520
That's boring! I want some silly season!
>>68721510
>Mercedes
Hamilton
Rosberg
>Ferrari
Vettel
Bottas
>Red Bull
Ricciardo
Verstappen
>Williams
Massa
Lynn
>Force India
Perez
Hulkenberg
>Toro Rosso
Sainz
Gasly
>McLaren
Alonso
Vandoorne
>Haas
Grosjean
Nasr
>Renault
Magnussen
Ocon
>Manor
Wehrlein
Rossi
>Sauber
goes bankrupt, or
Ericsson
GP2 paydriver
>>68728586
You can build muscle while losing fat if you are a beginner.
>>68728592
The second Haas seat belongs to Ferrari, so it's unlikely that it'd be taken by tall Felipe.
>>68728581
DO NOT start by eating 1500 calories. You weigh around 170kg from what I've read here. You can probably eat around 3500 and still lose weight.
The reason you don't start at 1500 is because your metabolism slows down when you diet and will eventually slow down so much that you will stop losing weight at 1500, even tho you still have a lot to lose. In order to lose more from there means you need to drop calories further...and 1000 calories is less than a 50kg woman eats. You should only lower your calories further when you no longer lose weight.
>>68728577
Thank you for trying to help me.
But I actually need to go to a dietician so I can weight myself because the scale I have will break if I get on.
I'm thinking of aiming for 1 kg a week. That's 48 kg a year, I think it's a good rate. Not too slow but not too fast. If everything goes well I will be at a normal weight in 2 and a bit more years. Sounds good to me. Thankfully I'm still 20 so the damage I have done to my body should not be very bad, at least I hope.
>>68728547
Trying to explain to a fat person how to lose weight is like pissing into the ocean
They always come up with excuses even though it's really fucking easy. The only thing you need is consistency and that's it. Unless you are a retard and were raised by retards, you know what healthy is and what unhealthy is. Be healthy and repeat every day of your life and that's it.
Food is actually an addiction for these people and having witnessed it first hand, it's basically like talking to a drug addict and the behavior will often go as far as to sneak around with junk food and feel anxiety if you're not eating chips or drinking soda. But apparently it's not really that big of a deal, you only die earlier than you would if you smoked your whole life and your entire life revolves around eating, but its not a big deal cuz its just food and candy hehe ;) Fat people are addicted as fuck, which is why they do it. You can't force an addict to stop, they have to want it themselves, which is why it's useless to give them advice.
HOW TO ACTUALLY LOSE WEIGHT:
>stop eating all this retarded shit
>100 years ago there were no fat people except rich fucks, why? because normal food and a normal lifestyle doesn't make you fucking fat
>EAT NORMAL FOOD, AND BE AT LEAST REMOTELY ACTIVE EVERY DAY. This is ALL YOU NEED to be healthy jesus christ
>>68728756
Why does everyone think in numbers? Its easy to measure yes but its so useless when people get obsessed with the scale.
You want to get healthy because you want to feel and look less shit. So just eat healthy and be a normal person until you get to that stage. Maybe weigh yourself like once a month just to see you're on track also read >>68728773
>/F1/ - Dieting and weight-loss general
>>68728848
>I post and thread is alive again
What would you guys do without me.
We can also talk about toilets or sister cooch sniffing as well.
>>68728848
>toilets or sister cooch sniffing as well
fine with me 2bh, those were some rock solid discussions
>>68725306
I'm too autistic not to reply to this
Haryanto - Pertamina, KIKY
Nasr - Banco do Brasil
Ericsson - Silanna
Perez, Guttierez - Telcel, Telmex, Claro
Hulkenberg - DEKRA, GlobeAir
Magnussen - Jack&Jones, ASOS
Alonso, Button - Santander
Verstappen - Jumbo, Exact
Sainz - Estrella Galicia
Massa - Petrobras, Richard Mille
Bottas - Kemppi, Wihuri
Grosjean - Richard Mille, SaxoBank, GH Mumm, Goodwill private jets, Microsoft
Gimi - Oakley
Kovalainen - Angry Birds
Sutil - Capri Sun, Medion
Rossi - Alaska Coffee, Coupons.com
Petrov - Lada
Van Der Garde - McGregor
Bruno Senna - Head & Shoulders, Gilette, Embratel
Maldonado - PDVSA
>>68727831
how much do you weigh
>>68728638
Nasr wants out of Sauber ASAP, and him returning to Williams seems a distant possibility now
I don't think Haas will be happy enough to keep Gutierrez and there's no chance JEV will ever return to F1
>>68729072
170 kg.
And I'm only 170 cm tall, so it's even worse.
>>68729020
>>68729020
>Petrov - Lada
fugggg :DDD
>ladaraider :DD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa7sS5WRgEk
![09c0dee0beb9ea5f127d46b98bea95de[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/z6OKj1B.jpg "09c0dee0beb9ea5f127d46b98bea95de[1].jpg")
>>68728902
i took a shit yesterday that was dark and i think smelled a bit like gunpowder
left some big skids up on that sumbitch
>>68729140
Man, I had forgotten that Nars was associated with Williams. Regardless, I still don't see why Ferrari would give up a possible spot for one of their young drivers.
>>68729457
>finns
>dieting on gunpowder
What a shocker.
>>68729457
you must deal vith it
>>68729604
it may attack at any time
>>68727831
Do you pick out salad when you eat a burger?
Also, try spinach
>>68729020
Grosjean is stacked.
>>68727227
Fuck Yeah
Well, I think we all know who was going there anyway
>Memestappen
>Tricky
>>68730362
I can't wait for them to have a proper great car
>seeing those two battle it out every weekend instead of Hamilton and Rosberg who have managed maybe like 3-4 on track battles in like 50 races
>>68728144
>Lynn is shit
Oh please, tell me how many junior titles Finnish drivers have won
>inb4 Kari won who-gives-a-shit F4
He's genuanly been one of the few young drivers to be constantly near the top of ever series he's been in. He could still win GP2 this year and he's not too old either.
>Palmer is absolute dog shit
I'm not denying that. But Renault will give him two years, if not, then please let Ocon be the replacement
>Gasly= Eternal Beta
Ok he hasn't been as godly as Sainz or Verstappen, but look at Buemi or Alguersuari, their junior careers weren't exceptional. They're Red Bull, they've got three drivers to last them for the next 5 years, Gasly can just be a place holder. He certainly won't be the worst. See Bourdais.
>Rossi for Haas
I cosidered this, but Haas really seems off when it comes to him. I'd love to see it happen though. After all;
>Gutierrez is done
>tfw going to Spielberg in literally 11 days
>>68728592
>Bottas getting a Ferrari seat
>>68714373
>Honey, did you just say we could try anal today? You did?
>Großer Preis von Österreich next
Lads
Chandhok is Williams Heritage driver
what does this mean ?
>>68730640
Oh fuck off I'm not attacking Lynn because he's British, I just said he isn't setting the world on fire in GP2 which is currently a total meme field anyway. I can understand getting outshined by Vandoorne last year but this year is so random and often poor that he really should be getting some top results. Which he might to be fair but it's kind of a make or break season for him. I don't even know if winning GP2 is really going to be that big of a thing really this year, at least from the perspective of the F1 teams. The teams seemingly already have their drivers picked out and then they get them to F1 regardless of how they do. Lynn is associated with Williams and Williams don't have that much money so.. maybe but still, I don't think they want Bottas as a team leader really. Who knows
And yea I know Finnish drivers have like no GP2 wins (because most of them just skipped GP2 straight into F1 ;)) and you are right about Finland not having hopefuls though and Kari is currently shitting himself in F3
Why would Renault give Palmer another year? Out of loyalty? For fun? He's bad and there's no point in keeping Ocon or even someone like Sirotkin waiting just to let Palmer have another year (dude is already like 25 and still in his rookie year and still shit)
Yea Who knows about Gasly, I wouldn't be surprised to see him in F1 but I would be very surprised to actually see him do good.
>gasly in f1
hasn't won a race in three (3) years.
>>68736584
Even choked away his win last weekend.
>>68728848
>/F1tness/
>>68736584
red bull have no better juniors and it's obvious they'll be releasing kvyat who will've served his three year term of doom
>>68736584
>>68736703
>chokes away a certain victory against a literally who, whose DRS wasn't even working
>didn't even get properly overtaken, just choked and went wide himself
Had Gasly just taken T1 normally he would have won that race but nah, got to choke and outbreak yourself
It will be 1000 days since his previous victory very soon
Also is Giovanazzi a good driver or just a fantastic meme? I have no idea who he is lol
>>68736584
>>68736703
>>68739027
>Pierre Gastly
>be named after a Ghost-pokemon
>end up disappearing every weekend
It's like pottery.
>>68739165
fucking kek.
I just want Kimi to win one more race, is that too much to ask?
>>68739165
underrated post
>>68739367
yes
>>68739367
yes
>>68739165
I appreciate this meme
>>68739027
giovinazzi was good in f3 last year but was a backmarker before that
the first four gp2 races he was anonymous and then just won two on the same weekend out of nowhere
>>68739398
>>68739452
>>68727283
s-sorry
>>68722492
>consöirning
>start my car like a computer
Fucking hell starting windows/mac is just pressing the on-button, or is Vetgoat using some obscure debian-fedora built, coded by the state of Cuba, without user interface, that took 3 days to install, where he opens a text file via a longass terminal command?
>>68727283
They used one...
>>68725371
rosberg spent all of 2014 getting help from the pit lane. it's hard for me to believe he could suddenly know how to fix a problem that's never happened before.
>>68741293
>Rosberg makes a mistake with engine modes in Spain
>Investigates the issue with his engineers after the race
>Studies it well for weeks because he's university educated and a diligent team worker
>4 weeks later something similar happens again and he can fix it without trouble
It's obviously a conspiracy. There's definitely no reasonable explanation for this that doesn't involve Mercedes sabotaging their world champion driver Lewis Hamilton.
>>68741293
Of course he did, as it gave him a better chance of winning. It's not like he was a retard who didn't know how to use the car though, he just deferred to people who likely knew better.
Honestly, this conspiracy theory shite Hamilton fans come up with is just hilarious. Rosberg used a cheating engine mode for starts, Merc gave Hamilton useless shit mechanics (who weren't shit when he beat Rosberg fair and square for the last two years, obviously), Merc are sabotaging his car, the stewards are racist, the sun is racist, and so on. He has had some bad luck this season, but a lot of it has been his own mistakes, probably down to lack of focus.
>>68741835
meanwhile in Hamilshitland
>makes a mistake with engines modes
>after the race berates the team and tells them to make sure it never happens again
>makes the same mistake 4 weeks later
>can't do shit
If you ate your mom, and had to choose one driver to kill, who would it be?
>>68742268
amx
>>68742366
His presence really bothers you doesn't it?
>>68742397
Saved
>>68742151
>>68741835
i'm not trying to defend hamilton's shitty weekend, but it is suspicious that rosberg would know more about engine modes and problems than hamilton when rosberg is the reason for the radio ban and has been making mistakes all season
>Rosberg is yet to beat Lewis Hamilton in a straight fight this year - all five of Rosberg's 2016 victories have occurred in races where Hamilton has made a mistake, or has suffered mechanical failure, or both.
>>68742505
There is nothing suspicious about Rosberg knowing more about engine modes. There is nothing suspicious about a person learning from their mistakes.
>>68742397
kek
>>68742569
There has got to be an investigation
I don't find the reasons you've given not to like Rosberg enough
I like him
>>68721444
Suppose that's the difference between qualifying an under powered car well, and qualifying an under powered car less well. Both Red Bulls were utter shit on tyres, and Amd Amx was memed on the softer boots
>>68742973
Of course there's nothing suspicious. Rosberg is prob busy studying car manuals between races and filming Mercedes commercials. Hamilton prob focuses too much on his 'music' and wasting time with Biebers and Kardashians
>>68742505
>Everyone says Rosberg is gonna struggle with Radio rules
>Actually did his homework and doesn't really need the radio like everyone said
>>68743449
Rosberg is love
Rosberg is life
>>68742569
>hamilton making mistakes
>not fair
>>68744969
the engine mode issue wasn't hamilton's fault
>>68742569
New rule! Race restart every time something goes against Hamilton!
>>68745026
I don't like this rule. I love this rule
>>68744864
thank you based uk
>>68745150
It's alright Portugal.
I'm here for you.
>>68730238
Agreed, by far the best sponsor list. Stands to reason a champagne house wouldn't sponsor anyone other than a french driver though.
>>68729020
>Capri Sun sponsorship
>Best GF
>Good looking
>Glassed someone
>Can play the piano
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoILdYI5XzI
I miss Sutil
>>68721510
>Mercedes
Hamilton
Rosberg
>RBR
Ricciardo
Verstappen
>Ferrari
Vettel
Kimi
>Williams
Button
Bottas
>Force India
Hulkenberg
Perez
>Toro Rosso
Sainz
Kvyat (Gasly is too shit)
>McLaren
Alonso
Vandoorne
>Haas
Grosjean
Rossi (american)
>Renault
Magnussen
Ocon (french)
>Manor
Wehrlein
Paydriver (sirotkin, sacked sauber driver)
>Sauber
Ericsson/Nasr (one of them getting sacked)
Paydriver x3
>>68729020
>Ericsson - Silanna
Nah its the CEO/Founder of an investment group called Volito.
>>68746896
>the CEO/Founder of an investment group called Volito.
Thanks, I knew he had additional private backers but I didn't know who. Silanna (or their executives), to my knowledge, are still a personal backer of Ericsson though.
I guess that also explains how Caterham were sponsored by Airbus and Safran.
>>68722563
The engine be rayciss.
>>68744996
If Hamilton's engine was on the right mode, do you honestly think he would have won? From p10 on the grid? With Rosberg running a flawless race from the lead?
Hamilton fucking binned it in qualifying. How is that not Rosberg beating him fair and square?
And that's just Baku.
>>68748561
he would have at least gotten 3rd
he was only ~15 seconds behind rosberg with 13 laps to go. he also set the fastest lap of the race immediately after solving the engine mode issue
![Formula.1.2016x08.Azerbaijan.Race.Pt.02-RACE.SkyF1HD.720p50.mp4_snapshot_01.18.18_[2016.06.21_13.21.39].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4AvQ4UR.jpg "Formula.1.2016x08.Azerbaijan.Race.Pt.02-RACE.SkyF1HD.720p50.mp4_snapshot_01.18.18_[2016.06.21_13.21.39].jpg")
>>68748633
Nope. Rosberg set the fastest lap of the race and Hamilton was ~39 seconds behind Rosberg with 13 laps to go. You can't just make shit up to defend your boy Lewis being beaten.
>>68748910
hamilton set the fastest lap before rosberg did you fucking retard
the point is hamilton would have had a podium if it weren't for his team fucking up his engine mode
>>68748976
He should've known his shit, his fault for not getting the engine mode right, maybe he'll do some homework instead of fucking off with Bieber.
>>68748633
Bottas was four times closer to Hamilton than Hamilton was to Rosberg
Is Greecebro dead? Why haven't one of the Germanposters bailed him out yet?
>>68722492
That is bretty gud
What's the best race for overtaking in the 2016 F1 calendar?
Why did Nico Rosberg wear a Bell helmet for this race? He tweeted a picture of his Schuberth helmet with the German flag stickers on it on Thursday.
Please tell me I'm not the only one autistic enough to notice
>tfw no one in this country cares about F1 except for me, my dad and that anon who posts Felipe Massa pics
>tfw we will never be relevant in the sport
;_;
>>68749754
>that anon who posts Felipe Massa pics
Is that not you?
>>68749711
You are and I'm impressed
>>68749711
I think he didn't like something about the visor for this race according to RTL iirc.
The cars are ridiculously complicated, but why can't the drivers learn everything about them? They're being paid millions, so put in a little time and study the fucking car. Guys like Senna and Prost were known for studying every inch of the cars. Apparently Hamilshit has never even asked his engineers what the buttons mean on his steering wheel.
Instead of partyong 24/7 just spend one day studying all the buttons like homework.
>>68750188
he's still a better driver than rosberg
THIS ISN'T RACING
HAMILTON ISN'T WINNING
t. Crofty
>>68749754
salazar's son may have a career on the horizon
if he puts his son through enough emotional and mental abuse like niggertron sr and jos did, he could be on the grid during the 2030s or something
>>68750173
You're right. The only stories I could find on it were posted by German media.
Nico was having problems with his visor fogging in Monaco and tested the Bell helmet in Canada, but apparently the issues with his Schuberths have been resolved and he will switch back for the race in Austria.
>>68721510
> Mercedes
Hamilton
Rosberg
> Ferrari
Vettel
Pérez
> Red Bull Racing
Ricciardo
Verstappen
> Williams
Bottas
Kvyat
> Force India
Hülkenberg
Matsushita
> Toro Rosso
Sainz
Giovanazzi
> McLaren
Alonso
Vandoorne
> Haas
Grosjean
Button
> Renault
Magnussen
Buemi
> Manor Racing
Wehrlein
Haryanto
> Sauber
Ericsson
Sirotkin
>>68749754
are you the bingo guy?
>Manage to get some money to get into sportscar racing
>get into Le Mans
>give some kid Schumacher his first opportunity in an actually fast car
>get into F1 with basically no money
>have a great eye for young talents: Schumacher, Frentzen, Wedlinger, Heidfeld, Raikkonen, Massa....
>manage to get Mercedes engines
>manage to get Ferrari engines
>manage to get Petronas and Red Bull to give you money
>build a decent mid grid team over the years
>sell most of the team to BMW giant and finally see it winning and having a bright future ahead
>re buy team after BMW faggots back out
>rebuild team again
>get good sponsorship again with mexican shekels
>get good drivers again
>decide to retire and leave team to bitch
>witness how it took curry bitch about 3 years to destroy everything yo built in 20 years
>tfw
Peter Sauber on suicide watch.
>>68748633
>he also set the fastest lap of the race immediately after solving the engine mode issue
And then cooked the tyres and had shit performance for the remainder of the race. He had the fastest lap because he drove a quali lap.
>>68721510
>Williams
>Button
>Bottas
Hnnnnnnnnnnng that experience/raw talent balance, in that livery.
lets give drivers term limits. lets say every five years a driver needs to be voted on by the fans whether they get to stay in the sport or be replaced by upcoming talent
this would stop people like button, alonso, kimi, massa, etc from wasting seats for 10+ years
>>68752587
>Alonso
>Wasting a seat.
Now that's just silly.
Quite a good idea though.
>>68752587
>not wanting to see button, kimi, massa, etc race
Newfag detected
Do you guys play sims? How bad are you?
>>68752587
>voted on by the fans
How about no.
It'd also be dumb to apply a blanket limit to the years someone can stay in, since it can't be said when drivers are going to hit their peak.
Ok seeing as we are playing the
>stupid ideas that probably won't fix f1 but we would like to see anyway game
Every manufacturer has to provide ALL the cars and engines for all the teams for a certain grandprix/circuit. Ferrari Monaco, Mercedes Canada, Redbull Austria etc.
So every race the racers are getting used to a new car but they're all racing with the exact same chasis and power unit etc.
So it would be like GP2.
