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oh sick another 0-0 how do we fix soccer?
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oh sick another 0-0

how do we fix soccer?
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>how do we fix the Euros

FTFY
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Multiball
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But it was 7-0
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oh sick we won the series 2-0

how do we fix ausfailia?
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>>68691645

This. Copa America has been just fine
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Let fans throw bottle bombs on the pitch after 80 minutes like the Croatians.
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>>68691518
You don't understand

It was tactically riveting

An absolute joy to experience

Perhaps the finest entertainment of the decade
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soccers gay lol

if you play soccer you are gay
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Flying goalkeepers
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Soccer is so gay
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What the hell are you babbling about. Do you want to see quality teams or do you want to see 15 year olds who make 30 goals in 20 minutes?
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Easy.

>0-0
>No points for either side
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>Not just playing endless over times until fatigue leads to a goal
>Not just having a PK after 2 overtimes like the WC

Why is soccer so retarded, lads?
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>>68693218
>what the hell man? You actually want to see goals scored when that's the objective of the game?
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>>68691518
Deport all the Mexicans and pretend it doesn't exist.
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lol soccer gay
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Is the field way too fucking big or is that just me? I mean, I don't know it anything about soccer but it seems retardedly huge.
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>24 teams
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>>68691711
This.
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>>68691518
Era penal tho
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>>68693419
>shrink the field
>remove grass and add ice
>substitute ball with a puck
>cut the players on the field in half
>put players on skates
>shrink goals

I think I found out how to fix soccer
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Shot clock, you know it's true
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>Ball goes out of bounds
>Clock keeps moving
>Score a goal
>Guy celebrates for five minutes
>Clock keeps moving
>"LOL, WE'LL JUST MAKE UP A NUMBER TO TACK ON AT THE END OF THE HALF."
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>>68691743
Didn't you have 1 goal in the first 3 games of the copa?
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>>68693218
Defensive because your team is part of the problem? You don't deserve to be in the competition. You aren't a "quality" team by any measure.
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>>68693529
wew
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>>68693647
I don't see how that counters my statement
It just says that Haiti are shit and everyone padded against them
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>it's another "non-uk anglo nations can't control their adhd" thread
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>>68693727
Soccer is meant for LGBTQ+
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>>68693743
not really mate
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>>68693798
Soccer is gay
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>>68693287
that would actually make a lot of sense.

however i feel that just gives rooms for teams to arrange 1-1 results if by the 80th minute they are 0-0
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>>68691743
don't forget about costa rica / paraguay that was a BORING game
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>>68693839
good post
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>>68693499
why is this allowed?
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>>68693647
0 goals 1st game
4 goals 2nd game
2 goals 3rd game

usa did pretty good, man
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>>68691518
>aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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do it like rugby world cup

4 goals = an extra point in the group stages
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>>68693861
how is that any different than teams just "arranging" 0-0 with the way things are now?

>>68693682
>Didn't you have 1 goal in the first 3 games of the copa?
no
>but haiti sucks
and the usa never played haiti
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>>68691518
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
holy shit thats terrifying, is that real? story
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>>68691518
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>>68693995
fuck off rugger nonce go shit in your mates pint
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>>68693969
Subtle
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>>68693900
It's not a random number, the 4th ref takes account of the medical team entering the field, adding 30 secs for cards, celebrations and so on as a rule of thumb.

But it can be discretionary at selected times, like the 7-0, the ref just whistled at 90 with no extra time. there really was no point to keep them walking there in shame
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>>68694114
england football team world cup wins - 1966

england rugby team world cup wins - 2003(runner up 2007)

are you still delusional enough to believe football is coming home?
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>>68694350
not in this generation
2026 might be better though
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3 teams at once
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shut up, frog people.
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>>68693499
dude are you fucking retarded
american football does the same thing,but its way worse,theres no added time and one team can literally hog the ball close to a full quarter

and wait for it-tied games are decided by coinflip
literally 1950s tier where u end up shot if u complain about it
dont talk about things u will never master and
understand-literallly-lol most simplest game ever
too complex for your fatty brain
just wait another 8 months for your big black guys to come back to entertain you
or u know you can just get a gun and do better
then a previous guy
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>>68696495

lmao
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>>68696495
There are no tie breakers in a football game
The coin flip is a tie breaker in determining who will advance to the playoffs. But the likelihood it will ever be enacted is basically zero
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