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what are they doing?
>>68675490
Apologizing on spee
This is what happened in the dressing room after the game-
Messi: "Wow I am really hungry after our 4-1 victory against Venezuela, I think we should order some cheese pizza and Sprite"
Aguero: "I agree Lionel, I will order using my online mobile application!"
Aguero: "Oh no guys, my phone isn't working, I set the name of my Wiffi signal to Aguero, and it is down injured"
Lavezzi: "Nevermind, I will order some cheese pizza on my phone"
Lavezzi: "Oh wait, I can't, my phone uses Qatarnet broadband! It blocks pizza websites during ramadan!"
Mascherano: "My stomach is rumbling, I am so hungry"
Messi: "I will save us again, let me get my phone"
Messi: "OK, I have the website, so I will order 10 cheese pizzas?"
Aguero and Lavezzi: "Yes, we like our pizzas to have a lot of oil so they can afford to pay our wages"
Mascherano "I am hungry"
Messi: "OK, it says my pizza is being prepared by Stuffed Crustiano Ronaldough"
Aguero: "I guess he will stand over the pizza for 20 minutes then overcook it"
Messi: "I think we should order from another pizza place, OK guys take out your phones, lets order from somewhere else"
Higuain: "I accidentally ordered KFC"
>>68676567
all those words
so little humor
>>68676567
Didn't read lol
>>68676567
this is worse than that time you did the holocaust
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>>68676567
>German humour
Jesus christ. I didn't even smile at this.
>>68676567
>German humor
Wow the meme is true.
>>68676567
Jfc kys
German scum
>>68676567
Haha nice
>>68676567
Germans should be banned from comedy
>>68676744
>implying
>>68676567
>German humor
>>68676567
i liked the part where higuain fucked up
>>68676744
>implying it ever happened
>>68676567
Well, I enjoyed it.
>>68676567
Fucking hell, anon.
>>68676567
You should seriously consider killing yourself.
>>68676567
>my pizza is being prepared by Stuffed Crustiano Ronaldough"
I did chuckle at this tbqph
>>68676962
Totally. German scum
>>68676567
What an utter blunder of a post
>>68676567
I thought it was funny
>>68676567
wew lad
>>68676567
i audibly laughed
>>68676567
Can you please explain this joke.
A band of Indians
>>68675490
spamming /sp/ with Ronaldo threads
If you thought it was funny you're a German scum too
>>68676567
>Lavezzi: "Oh wait, I can't, my phone uses Qatarnet broadband! It blocks pizza websites during ramadan!"
>Higuain: "I accidentally ordered KFC"
TOP KEK
This is awesome!
>>68676648
>>68676740
>>68676744
>>68676817
>>68676826
>>68676903
>>68676921
>>68676962
>>68677031
you should stop with those velas
>>68676567
good post
>>68676567
>Stuffed Crustiano Ronaldough
>>68676567
>Stuffed Crustiano Ronaldough
I keked a bit
>>68676567
your post made me more miserable than the 7-0
>>68677178
German scum alert
>>68676648
>>68676567
10/10
>>68676567
Pro analysis:
>Messi: Wow I am really hungry after our 4-1 victory against Venezuela, I think we should order some cheese pizza and Sprite
The joke here is in the form of a homage to the running gag about Messi having autism. Part of this gag is his autistic fixation on eating cheese pizza and drinking sprite.
>Aguero: I agree Lionel, I will order using my online mobile application!
Aguero: Oh no guys, my phone isn't working, I set the name of my Wiffi signal to Aguero, and it is down injured
the joke here is that Aguero has a proneness to injury, Germanbro playfully transferred the characteristics of an injury to an everyday appliance.
>Lavezzi: Nevermind, I will order some cheese pizza on my phone
Lavezzi: Oh wait, I can't, my phone uses Qatarnet broadband! It blocks pizza websites during ramadan!
A brave, powerful, but controversial joke. Again Germanbro uses the mobile phone as the holder of a characteristic, this time at the expense of Qatar, who's perceived influence in the western world, which is viewed unfavorably by many.
>Aguero and Lavezzi: Yes, we like our pizzas to have a lot of oil so they can afford to pay our wages
Another controversial joke, implying Aguero and Lavezzi are both swayed by money from Oil-based economies, e.g Qatar.
>Messi: OK, it says my pizza is being prepared by Stuffed Crustiano Ronaldough
A zesty bit of wordplay, which in the following lines will be used as a tool for another joke. Germanbro displays his capabilities for creating a running gag.
>Aguero: I guess he will stand over the pizza for 20 minutes then overcook it
Germanbro truly comes into his own at this joke, inflicting a thinly veiled and hilarious attack at Ronaldo's animated free-kick preparations and poor conversion rate.
>Higuain: I accidentally ordered KFC
The final punchline leaves us with a taste for more. Germanbro launches another savage allusion, this time to Higuain's perceived incompetence at national team level.
>>68676567
>>68677753
now kiss
>>68677753
Great post
>>68676567
Classic german humor
Have my (You) aswell
>>68676567
Wow, Mohamed your jokes aren't even funny
>>68677753
Great analysis
>>68677753
Wow this is even bettet
Well done
>>68676567
>>68676567
>>68677753
Autism
>>68676567
>>68676567
s there a significance between higuain and KFC?
>>68677753
qatar is a reference to psg
>>68676567
>>68676567
>>68677322
samef(l)ag
>>68677996
I think it's open to interpretation but I respect your opinion. That's the beauty of art.
The thread is ruined, delete it.
>>68676567
German humour quotation marks etc
gys stop making fun of the humor of the german.
You remember what happened the last time people didn't appreciate a (honorary) german's art
>>68677753
based jew
>>68676567
>This humor
>This flag
>>68676567
>German """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""humor"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>68676567
>Crustiano Ronaldough
>>68676567
nice proxy post
>>68677753
Ok i get it now
>>68677753
Based Moshe
>>68676567
>Stuffed Crustiano Ronaldough
kek
>>68676567
How can you get so many you's for such a shitpost?
>>68676567
Best post all week, ignore the haters.
>people don't understand the art of dry humour
>>68676567
OP here. How do i delet threads?
>>68678865
>delete
don't
>>68678865
Click the tick box by a post (top left), and then hit the delete button at the very bottom right of the page.
>>68676567
Herr humour
>>68676567
I dont know whats your guys problem with him. That was hilarious. Thank you based germanbro :D
>>68676567
>German """"""humor""""""
>>68676567
I think he killed himself. German scum
>>68676567
It's so funny!!! I cant stop laughing.
>>68676567
Holy fuck! Put yourself on the oven, Kraut.
>>68676567
mein humor
>>68676567
>>68680436
That's more like it. Still German scum tho
>>68676567
>I guess he will stand over the pizza for 20 minutes then overcook it
Bretty good, 70/10
>>68676567
>>68676567
>>68676567
Where were you going with this?
>>68676567
GERMANY NO
this photo means that argentis players dont even celebrate their victory against venezuela because you dont celebrate winning against venezuela..
>>68676567
>>68676567
Germoney pls
>>68675490
Checking their grindr profiles.
>>68676567
The definition of "so bad it's good"
>german """"humor""""
>>68676567
i kinda like it
>>68676567
This is considered the best joke Germans ever produced.
>>68676567
great
>>68675490
Man I hope Argentina doesn't win this.
Don't get me wrong, Argentina have a good team. But if they win, it's alll about Messi. Poor Higuain can't even score a goal and Messi takes the spotlight. It gets grating at times.
Chile were surprising in yesterday's match. I thought Mexico would beat them based on their first match against Argentina. Won't be surprised now if the Copa final is gonna be a repeat of Chile 2015.
>>68676567
>Stuffed Crustiano Ronaldough
>>68676567
Man this didn't even make me grin
>>68676567
what did he mean by this?
this is the best thread in weeks. It's got everything we come here for.
>>68681274
not even Ronaldough?
>>68677753
Very good analysis!
I think holocaust was a mistake
>>68676567
This post put me on a severe comedown I hope you're happy
>>68676567
put me in the screencap
>>68676567
>nobody acknowledging Mascherano
genius post jurgen
>>68676567
JUST
>>68676567
not even ironically funny
>>68676567
lad
>>68676567
This euro just made Copa > Euro AGAIN
the famous german banter
a work of stunning efficiency
>>68676567
k-kek?
>>68676567
I fucking hate german humor so much
>>68677753
This is why jews control the media
>>68676567
fuck everyone, this is hilarious
>>68676567
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>68676567
> german """""humor"""""
>>68676567
>Aguero and Lavezzi: "Yes, we like our pizzas to have a lot of oil so they can afford to pay our wages"
kek right there
>>68676567
Put me in the screencap.
>>68676567
>Stuffed Crustiano Ronaldough
>>68676567
Everyone thinks this is a joke, I think he was being serious.
>>68676567
no, no, you guys don't get it - what makes this funny is seeing all those reactions to this post. this is what he wanted all along
truly, german humour is the avant-garde of comedy
>>68676567
Fucking germans
>>68676567
WHAT THE FUCK!? I love germany now..
>>68676567
fritz
why
>>68676567
>Aguero and Lavezzi: "Yes, we like our pizzas to have a lot of oil so they can afford to pay our wages"
best line
>>68676567
Son, this is sad. And i am a dimwit
>>68682871
this
all these plebeians not understanding tier 2 memestering
>>68676567
why is this allowed
>>68676567
> Higuain: " I accidentally ordered KFC"
What did he mean by this?
>>68676567
German bantz strikes again
>>68676567
>deutschland
>>68677753
upvoted
>>68676567
if I used a german proxy and posted a bad, overthought joke, would I also get 100 replies?
>>68681179
kys or go back to mmo and never come back here
>>68683449
yes
>>68676567
>>68675490
Being good goys
Das ist gut "humur" ja!
>>68676567
>>68677753
jajajajajja
>>68683449
yes
>>68682981
and you also shit on the streets
>>68676567
pure autism right there hans
>>68677753
10/10 analysis 2bh ty
>>68676567
Kek
>>68676567
If you didn't laugh, you aren't white
>>68676567
What did he mean by this?
If someone makes a screencap of this, put me in it, thanks!
>>68676567
>Higuain: "I accidentally ordered KFC"
saved the whole thing honestly
>>68677753
thank you Jewish master
>>68676567
>german humour
>>68676567
>German humor
>>68676567
>Mascherano: My stomach is rumbling, I am so hungry
>>68676567
Jesus Christ man
>>68676567
>>68676567
Always wanted to be part of a screencap
>>68677753
Redpilled analysis:
>The joke here is in the form of a homage to the running gag about Messi having autism.
'Autism' is a disease designed by Jewish doctors via vaccinations to bring down the white race. Too bad Argentinians aren't white and therefore only made him stronger
>the joke here is that Aguero has a proneness to injury
This proneness is caused by Soros financed chem trails, infecting true white pedigree males when they most need clean origin.
>this time at the expense of Qatar, who's perceived influence in the western world, which is viewed unfavorably by many.
Qatar is controversial because of their state religion of Wahabism, which is actually an Anglo-Zionist perversion of Islam. Ibn Taymiyyah was actually a Syrian Jewbag named Bashechem Assadstein Manyshekelvitz, and merely wanted to destroy Islam for a Greater Israel
>Another controversial joke, implying Aguero and Lavezzi are both swayed by money from Oil-based economies, e.g Qatar.
See above, you damn oigeboige
>A zesty bit of wordplay, which in the following lines will be used as a tool for another joke.
Or is it now? Why Ronaldo? Is it because Ronaldo supports the Palestian State, which you're so willing to oppress, again in service of Greater Israel? Did you set Germany up? It wouldn't be the first time, would it, Schlomo?
>Germanbro truly comes into his own at this joke, inflicting a thinly veiled and hilarious attack at Ronaldo's animated free-kick preparations and poor conversion rate.
Oy vey, wadda joke! Imma put in own mai meny meedia cheeennels I own, an make Adam Sandla play Renaldow? Wadda riot!
>The final punchline leaves us with a taste for more.
More what? Foreskin?
As you can see, the Jews clearly did 0-0.
>>68676567
literally haven't laughed this hard since I was a child
thank you hans
>>68683032
RARE
>>68684028
Why did you start a new thread about it
>>68684093
>this thread
>>68676567
what the fuck helmuth
>>68684093
Actually only mutts get autism if you're a true aryan then you wouldn't have autism.
I'm actually surprised none of the argentinian players are lactose intolerant considering they're all mutts
Best thread in weeks guise
>>68684196
The lactose intolerant map is wrong. They assumed Argentina would have the same color as Brazil for some fucked up reason.
>>68676567
>Lavezzi: "Nevermind, I will order some cheese pizza on my phone"
mods
>>68676567
fun to read but it's not funny
>>68676567
faggot
>>68676567
If you read it with an accent it's breddy gud
>>68676567
I actually lold
>>68684093
>arab trying to match jews wit
failed pretty hard tbdesu
>>68676567
MODS DELETE THIS
>>68676567
jesus christ
>>68676567
motherfucking /sp/ does it again
>>68676567
>>68676567
>>68677753
I laughed, Germonie humor is not bad at all
i fucking hate this board
>>68685858
thats a shame,everyone was just saying how fond they are of you!
>>68676567
Contributing
>>68676567
keep me posted
>>68676567
>German humor
>>68677753
It's bad when the analysis is funnier than the joke
>>68676567
>OK, it says my pizza is being prepared by Stuffed Crustiano Ronaldough
>I guess he will stand over the pizza for 20 minutes then overcook it
>>68676567
There's nothing to say that hasn't already been said but I wanted to contribute a (You)
>>68676567
>>68676567
Just in case someone screencap this, put my reply please, thanks.
>>68676567
>>68676567
>i chuckled: the post
It's so cringeworthy that something stupid and obviously intentionally autistic like that gets so many replies
>>68676567
Here m8
have another
>>68676567
What is Germany trying to poke fun of here?
>>68676567
lel
>>68677753
I fucking love you people
>>68676567
>>68677753
you both deserve a reply
>>68676567
Have me in the screencap!
>>68676567
>cheese pizza
hahaha I got you man XD
>>68676567
6/10
KFC and Ronaldough kinda save it. Not as terrible as th meme replies would like it to be.
The eternal anglos and their henchmen ITT however can't handle someone putting effort into something that isn't treachery, trickery and deceit.
>>68677753
very decent post
>>68676567
we have experienced negative comedy levels
>>68676567
>we like our pizzas to have a lot of oil so they can afford to pay our wages
>I accidentally ordered KFC
MY FUCKING SIDES
>>68676567
good post
>>68676567
stick to posting CP
>>68676567
this post is haram my friend.
>>68676567
>yfw cheese pizza was actually a euphemism for a post game fap material
