what did he mean by this?
>>68671719
Pepe and the goalkeeper do it too.
>>68671719
>>68671748
Is insecurity about your height a Portuguese thing?
>>68671748
wonder if they got sick of penaldtoes pretending he's taller than them so figured they'd do it as well
Isn't he 6ft?
Worse is telling Carvalho to move upfront
Our NT makes me so sad
>>68671926
hello penaldo
>>68671926
6'1" according to wikipedia.
I assumed he was short as fuck just because he's always doing that tiptoes thing.
>>68671968
how can this kid be so short? he only reaches the girls shoulders and those girls can not be taller than 5'6
>>68671987
Seriously though, he's not even short, why does he do it?
I really think at this point everyone on Portugal is tired of catering to Tsunaldo. I mean he comes to the Euros by himself on a private jet, takes the penalties despite his track record, takes the free kicks, and has every possession ultimately run through him. It's like when you are a kid and you're forces to pass the ball to the coach's son or else you would get chewed out.
However, Christicryalot Tsunaldo is just a man baby that is showing that Halal is stacked and can get by on sheer individual talents rather than having to put in a team effort and develop opportunities that don't just run through a self absorbed one man show.
>>68671748
Probably because they know Rob always does it
>>68671719
>Pepe, the keeper and Ronaldo all do it
What the fuck? How con you be mentally healthy and this insecure
>>68671959
who is this 18+ semen demon
>>68671997
High heels + manlet.
>>68672002
He wants to be the tallest
why does he always line up next to the gk, if he wants to look taller?
>>68672084
Captain next to goalie is a standard thing
>>68671719
every fucking time
Ronaldo was probably bullied in school. He comes off as a very insecure person.
>>68672099
the captain normally crouches down as he's holding some flag thingy
>>68672124
im pretty sure he's said he was before
![226911449_497f9deb35_b[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/epLK2bJ.jpg "226911449_497f9deb35_b[1].jpg")
>>68672051
that feel
Why doesnt Ronaldo get a beard?
At 31 the no facial hair and hair gel thing is starting to look pathetic
>>68672214
His boyfriend prefers twinks to bears.
>>68671748
>>68671719
Lol, stupid americans, he is not insecure. Just a psychologial trick, like 'stand up and raise your wings?stretch our back and shoulders)
Holy think, visiting espee for about 5 yeras I can say the most insecure height faggots(eehh puto) are YOU. just cringy.
>>68671926
He is 186, in stupid american system that's like 6 feet and 1.2571879 inches.
>>68672187
they were my favourite team to watch at 2006 wc
>>68672124
He was not. He was alpha and threw a chair to teacher. And then he left school to focus on football, because he knew(knew!) he would succed. Thats pretty alpha confidence
>>68672214
He has no beard by genetics.
>>68672261
Funny, cuz beards are very trwndy among queers last years.
>>68671719
the goalie get on his tippy toes too kek
>>68672187
they're all doing it too
>>68672214
Is there a better beard than Alonso's in soccer?
>>68672131
>ronaldo
>EVER crouching down
no
>>68671966
He will end up like Bruce Jenner
>>68672385
>He has to be the tallest even in the crouch row
INSECURE
N
S
E
C
U
R
E
>>68672124
He said before that he was bullied when he moved Lisbon for being an islander with a funny accent
>>68672385
who's the negro with the number 13
>>68672187
>all on tip toes
Is it a Portuguese tradition?
>>68672382
In soccer? No.
In football plenty. Giroud, Messi(cuz its Messi's), and the best - De Rossi. He looks just like an ancient romanian warrior.
>>68672385
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvILGIIVsMU&t=2m45s
>>68672470
alberto barbosa
>>68672516
Yeah. Played in Benfica and Valencia and liked discos
>>68672515
Lmao
>>68672328
throwing a chair at a teacher is not very alpha. Getting pussy and beating up bullies thats pretty alpha
>50 replies
>still no ronaldtoes.jpg
>While popular with other students at school, he had been expelled after throwing a chair at his teacher, who he said had "disrespected" him
Was he roiding from an early age?
>>68672600
You just know when he's on the back line with his arms around his teammates that he is also pushing them down while gaining more leverage to get that one extra inch on his tip toes.
>>68672600
>people like marcelo and cazorla who hold other people's thighs
>>68672637
I wonder if young Christiano TSUUUUUUU'd at the teacher while throwing the chair.
>>68672280
>slav mentality
No wonder your kind is always overcompensating
>>68672474
Yes, they're all ballerina dancers
>>68672575
Jorge Andrade got perma-injured. Miguel at the end of his career (~30 yrs old) just didn't care about football anymore.
>>68672382
Muller
here's the full team
>>68671719
>>68672817
>that fake actor smile
ugh
>>68672187
>figo holding deco's hand on his knee
what is wrong with these people?
>>68672817
>squatting instead of kneeling
not sure if i like this trend
>>68672382
Pirlo
De Rossi
Half the >iceland team
>>68672600
poor modric
>>68672927
3balkanic5u
>>68671719
WHEN
WILL
THEY
LEARN
?
>>68672817
black guy is the only one that doesn't rise. why are are blacks so self confident?
>>68673120
a 6ft shit is only a 2 inch taller shit
>>68671719
>>68672187
>>68672385
>>68672600
>the manlet nation of Portugal
kek
>>68672675
>not massaging your m8's thights
>being this insecure
he's not even small what's his problem
>>68672600
Wikipedia says he's 185cm, is he really?
>>68674253
>>68673796
It's just to make the photo more aesthetically pleasing by forming two more distinct rows
HOW IS EVERYONE THIS RETARDED?
the photographer probably tells them to do this so we can see their number. sorry to break the memes
>>68672474
If some faggot decides to be insecure and get on tiptoes you will also have to since the whole interlocked arms around shoulders thing kinda forces you up.
>>68673380
>Portugal
>Squad average height: 181cm
>Spain
>Squad average height: 177cm
t. Pablo Marroqui
>>68671968
Reminds me of that spanish porn actor who looks like 14 and fucks mature bitches.
>>68674631
>Portugal squad
7 negros. The memes are real
>>68672927
this
they look ready to take it up the ass
He's such a fucking weirdo
Messi may be an autist but he'll lead a comfy life following retirement
Donaldo is going to be a wreck
>>68674838
I hope some Network picks him up and makes reality show about his life.
>>68673120
cuz william is the only actual good player in our NT.
I bet Ronaldo's a real bro though. You never hear any teammate of his talking shit about him, even after they leave. They're all full of praise about how he's super helpful and takes care of his mates.
>>68675366
kek
>>68672328
>Leave C.Ronaldo alone now!!
>>68672809
Underrated post
>>68672924
Deco is Figo's right hand man
>>68674962
His """son""" always looks so sad
>>68671959
>someone posted her again
my god, I didn't know someone would save the picture
what have I done
>>68675830
you can tell his son is a fag too
>>68676049
he acts like one too, 2bh
they interviewed ronaldo's family on tv yesterday and his kid kept doing all these faggy posed and sending kisses to the camera like that swedish kid from the webm
>>68672385
That squatting position just make him look like he's about to take a dick desu.
>>68672817
>Pepe
Top cuck
>>68672385
>ricardo, the mouthbreather
>>68672002
>why does he do it?
because he's gay
>>68674962
Why does that caption gives me strange vibes?
>>68674374
5'11" AT BEST
>>68676440
because you're an anime watching degenerate that's why
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>68672382
>>68672956
>Pirlo
His beard looks terrible
>>68676553
Is that Henry at the back?
>>68672187
ahh yes back in the day, when football shoes weren't
>neon pink/yellow
This is so funny.
>>68672600
explain
>>68672382
>>68677150
>>68677150
hahahahah
>>68672124
CR7:
"my accent had been for a long time a target for mockery."
As many Portuguese will know, the accents from islands such as Madiera can be hard for people on the Portugal mainland to understand."
a fellow player said:
"He had a hard time with that accent. It sounded like it was not Portuguese. We couldn't understand. He threw a chair at a (female) teacher once because (she was berating him for his accent and) people were laughing and they didn't stop it.'
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3340824/Cristiano-Ronaldo-changed-life-says-Sheffield-Wednesday-midfielder-Lisbon-people-bullied-funny-accent.html
>>68677510
It's his face when he does it as well
>>68678214
that's what sells it. If he just grabbed his mate's thigs it would be perfectly normal.
But his expression is like a child doing something that he's been told not to.
>>68674962
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>>68674652
thats Jordi from Puta Locura.
>>68678396
Mischievous haha. He knows exactly how uncomfortable it makes people feel
>>68677962
>He threw a chair at a (female) teacher once because (she was berating him for his accent and) people were laughing and they didn't stop it
>>68677962
>He threw a chair at a (female) teacher
Maybe he was a small kid? Maybe she was bullying him about his height? This would explain the tip toes.
>>68679052
keked
>>68672470
Miguel the RB
>>68672600
maybe thats just how he stands normally and he never learned proper form
>>68679143
Woah. Swedes do the 'Wanker' gesture as well?
>>68671719
the madman he did it again
>>68671968
the fucking head of the girl on the right is the same size as this guy's torso lel
I hope he has an amazon fetish
>>68671748
>>68671719
>Pepe online *bwooop*
>Goalie online *bwooop*
>CR7 online *bwooop*
>We are Protugal NT Rangers ready to fight injustica and draw games!
>>68679863
that's their national salute
Never skip toes day
>>68672382
What went wrong lads?
>>68680421
No strong coach to dominate him
>>68675292
Yeah this is the impression i get. Probably a nice guy if a little arrogant.
I've had many friends who use arrogance to hide their insecurity. You can't really get upset with them over it
>>68674441
why
Now this, ladies and gentlemen, is how a manlet acts. Messi is less of a manlet than Donaldo who has 2' on him.
It's a normal reaction. /sp/ is deeply autistic. I play in the Portuguese First League and I see literally everyone doing this.
I do it too. When I was younger, I was told to stand on my toes because I wasn't as tall back then. I'm about Ronaldo's height now, but it's a natural reaction.
>>68671959
missed that what a cunt
>>68681206
lmao
>>68672187
Honestly this should be a new meme on portugal
>>68672187
maniche looks like the guy from dirty heads
>>68671719
why
what's wrong?
Great time for my favorite hand, 7 high and 3 spades!
>>68674441
my sides
>>68677962
Fuck, he truly is one of us.
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>68672187
>tfw can name all players in this picture but cant name more than 4 players from germany's team today
>>68672076
But he's not only short, his body is tiny. Must have something wrong with him.
>>68672280
>visiting espee for about 5 yeras I can say the most insecure height faggots(eehh puto) are YOU
>implying the most insecure height faggots aren't on /fit/, and that they ever visit here
>>68672637
>>While popular with other students at school, he had been expelled after throwing a chair at his teacher, who he said had "disrespected" him
he tried to tip toe behind the teacher at the class photo
> Post yfw Ronaldos son will be TSUUUUUUUUUING the USMNT team to the 2034 WC
>>68681206
Tomané?
>>68672187
i think everyone does it, picture thing or some shit. im interested to see other teams.
>>68672600
>be world's 1st class player
>more famous than pepsi
>still feel the need to look tall
they will never learn.
>>68681206
>portumanlets
>>68680421
who is the 9 ? saha ?
