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Sunday
Sydney Swans vs Melbourne Demons 13:10 EST at the Sydney Cricket Ground
Essendon Bombers vs Greater Western Sydney Giants 16:40 EST at Etihad Stadium
1st for Best Australia
>Shitney
>Playing in the wet
pick one
1st for firtstrowsports
lads
who /top1/ here?
who /dabloos/ here?
the ABSOLUTE state if this """poomunity"""
/nrl/ here.
I'm using this thread as a bunker to escape the >le fugg le mexico xdxd bullshit
reminder that literally no one in Sydney gives a shit about this semen slurping sport and >we're still one of the best teams
>>68661312
Swans are literally struggling against a bottom 4 side m8.
>>68661600
>up 2 goals
>""struggling""
you
>>68661600
not really, 17 points is a massive margin in wet weather
>>68661693
You sound like the kind of person who only looks at the scoreboard and occasionally watches highlights.
Sydney are really struggling right now. No doubt they would be up by 4 goals at least in dry weather, but they are definitely not winning easily at the moment.
>>68661751
ignore him. He is a poorturbed Worstern Ausfailian who is absolutely SEEEEEEEEEEETHING because his state pools all of its sporting resources into this semen slurping game and they are LITERALLY worse than a city which does not give a shit about the sport and whos fanbase comprises entirely of Cucktorian expats
KEK
What's for lunch lads?
>>68659839
Here
>>68662096
Porridge... I'm poor pls no bully
>>68662096
I had subway
>>68662096
katsu chicken sushi and a 375ml can of pepsi max
again
cant get enough family
>>68662096
Got some chips in the oven right now.
>>68659839
>>68662277
had never heard of Geelong until I started watching this semen slurping sport a few weeks ago t bh
>>68662096
baked beans on toast
>>68662535
Cool
Am feeling a bit fatigued, could use some anti wasting MS drugs lads
Swans really struggling right now lads.
Hello /afl/
My name is Mrs Kentucky Fried Chicken and I am posting here to inform you that my son, Saint, hung himself last night due to relentless cyber bullying. He asked in his suicide note that I let you all know.
Thank you and regards
a bitter cucktorian sperglord has killed off /afl/ with his toxic personalty to basically himself and few blow-ins
have fun with all your friends
I just started my new job as a prostitute. Got $300 to suck dick and get fucked in the ass, client was an amazing American with a big dick.
>only two trash games on today
>people wonder why /afl/ is dead
>>68664156
Good
Should I put the Giants to win by 40+ lads?
>>68665700
Yes
>>68665700
put the house on it
>>68665700
No.
They aren't even a lock to win, despite what the odds suggest.
GWS struggle away from home.
Is the demon top8 dream officially dead?
>>68666010
Unless a team pulls what Richmond did in 2014 no one outside the 8 right now looks like making finals
>>68666326
North will fall out of the 8 and freo will get 8th spot
well that was shit
>>68666777
Did I say they would lose, you fucking retard?
No, I said they were currently struggling which was correct.
>>68666865
I am literally a seething fucking casual who has watched this sport for 2(two) weeks and I already know more about it than you. How does that make you feel?
I thought the by week was gonna suck until the puffers collapsed against Freo.
>>68666931
Makes me feel good that I comprehensively annihilated your "thoughts" by correctly pointing out that he Swans struggled, and that you are a seething casual who only looks at the scoreboard and doesn't actually have any idea at all about the game.
Looking forward to blowing you the fuck out yet again after you reply to this post with yet another furious post in full damage control mode.
who /bloods/ here?
HEAVE HO THREE IN A ROW UNNA
>>68667338
who /cripps/ here?
>There will never be a year where Sydney, Hawthorn and Geelong aren't in the top 4
>>68667637
last time none of those teams made the top 4 was 2002, when will it stop?
>poort
>During the multi-bye Rounds 13, 14 and 15, your team scores points from your Best 18 players (top 18 scores) selected in your Starting 22 only, from any position (including any Emergencies required). Click here for more information.
Gay 2bh. Seems like this punishes teams that are organised going into the byes
>Air-Raid Siren
What the fuck Bombers
Essendon WILL win this game.
Mock my words.
stream pls desu lads
r8 my bet lads
>>68668755
why didnt you just give me the $50?
>>68668755
You gonna be down lad
tears for you.
>>68662535
Go figure, it's Detroit with a beach.
>>68668942
There are some pretty comfy parts of Geelong desu
>>68668755
you might be able to cash out for profit at the moment, giants will rape soon
>>68669015
If Ocean Grove/Barwon Heads counts (it doesn't).
>>68669022
Yeah I can cash out for $15 profit now.
Should I?
Bombers are gonna do this lads
>>68668942
so it's the /gong/ of Melbourne?
>"great"er western sydney "giants"
>>68669048
toss a coin at quarter time, heads = cash out, tails = stick with it
>>68669195
This is the current offer.
Think I might let it ride desu. $50 isn't that big a loss.
>>68669240
They will run out of puff this qr and gws will kick it into 2nd gear
Cash out bro
literally every team is a meme this year smdhtbqhwyf (shaking my damn head to be quite honest with you family)
>>68667405
nice m8
gws cooked or something? whats going on
>>68669240
How do you even get cash out on William Hill?
>>68669439
What do you mean?
>>68669439
they recently added it
>>68669448
>>68669452
I know, but I have had bets on and it hasn't even been an option since the update. Is it in the pending bets tab?
>>68669487
yeah, some markets don't have it though
>>68668755
Please, let this win.
>>68669487
Cash out is usually only on offer for live bets on William Hill.
>>68669422
Essendon can be not shit occasionally. They almost beat north and kept up with Sydney for half a match
>Melbourne beat Giants in Round 1, lose to Bombers in Round 2
should've seen this coming desu
>>68669093
/gong/ and /long/
>playing bombers after the bye
>>68669675
>playing gws before they have their bye
what the fuck is happening
>that bullshit free
holy fuck that essendon runner is a qt
Weekly Biggest Autist Power Level Rating Guy here.
I have been monitoring the threads up to this point and making note of all nominations. With only a half of Football left due to this and the other upcoming bye-rounds all nominees will be noted and held over for voting upon at the completion of the next complete, uninterrupted AFL round as the decrease in games and therefore posting traffic isn't fair to those who've done the hard yards to make the Team. Below you will find the contenders held over from the Queen's Birthday round and the contenders nominated for this first bye-round, the 2016 Autist Team so far and the 2015 Autist Team for the sake of posterity. If your team played then I hope they did well. See you all next week.
The bye-rounds contenders so far:
>Grand Final Autist Duo
>"Melburnian Poster" Archive Guy
>Autist Team Hater Guy
>LE NOMMED XDXDXD Guy
The 2016 Autist Team so far:
>Hawks elite kicking is meme Guy
>"RC on aborted narrative watch" Guy
>"Port goes to China Essay" Guy
>"Deluded WAautist and his map" Guy
>Nat Fyfe's Biggest Fan
>What's for Lunch/Dinner Duo
>Hawkroach/Saintroach "Duo" aka "Samefag KFC"
The 2015 Autist Team:
>Hawks elite kicking is meme Guy
>MUH UMPBALL CONSPIRACY AGAINST POORT Guy
>Mad Cucktorian uses MSPaint for the first time
>Stop using Full Team Names Guy
>KEK, nice "community" you have here Guy
>KEK Detective Guy
>GOAT Marks Order Guy
>No Anime Enforcer Duo
>Richmond 'who /top8/ here?' Guy
>/asp/ Guy
>turbo autist OP
>Ross Lyon Hater Guy
>Smug Autist Guy
>"Ross Lyon will NEVER EVER win a flag" Guy
>"Who /dabloos/ here?" Guy
>Basil Trip Guy
>"Who top 2 here? (Cucktoria need not apply)" Guy
>"turbo autist's Pub Enforcer" Guy
Cash out now if you can Bet bro. GWS are gonna get a rocket from the coach and run away with it in the second half.
>>68667873
Honestly not for another 4 years at least with the quality of Swans/Cats lists... Hawks might decline a bit
What are the chances of GWS coming away with a 50 point win?
>>68670224
slim to none. Essendon is shutting their rebound half back run down and making it a dog fight. They have no movement to rack up that kind of score IMO
That nigger is purple black holy shit.
>>68669837
Fyi, Autist Team Hater is more than one person
What the fuck holding the man fuck off you dumb fucking cunt
>have your best players unfairly banned
>umps still feel the need to fuck you every week
if tipingwuti wasn't le pacey nigger absolutely no one would care about him
O R A Z I O
>>68670412
This tbqhwyf
>Boo-mbers
>>68615776
>>68616789
Don't know if your earlier legs got up, but if they did... hahaha.
NEVER THOUGHT I'D HAVE TO USE THIS IMAGE THIS SEASON LMAO
massive fucking umpball this game
STOKES A FUCKING SHIT
>>68670795
See
>>68670416
>>68668755 is me.
Basically did it as insurance. Obviously it would have been better had I left the GWS leg out, but it's still a decent amount to win.
>>68670416
holy fug
went into chemist warehouse and the tiny dicked gook refused to hand me over some robitussin
absolutely seething rigbt now, fuck this nanny state
>>68670884
always throw up on that shit but never heard of anyone being refused, on other note
>tfw nurofen plus will be prescription only next year
>not just buying all your meds from All Day Chemist or Inhousepharmacy.vu
>>68670916
>.vu
>>68670916
I use Inhouse for transgender stuff but unfortunately they don't sell stuff that gets you high, though that's what Tor is for, hate the street prices for prescription stuff though
>>68670935
It's just based in Vanuatu for legal reasons.
It's a New Zealand company.
>yfw >we literally throw this game away
Fuck Essendon got my mates live pass and everything to see you guys put GWS away and you absolutely fucking throw harder than my mum threw me at a wall when I was kid.
Umpires are cunts as always. Not a bombers supporter either
What's for dinner lads?
>>68671444
steak sandwich and chips
>>68671444
gonna get some pizzas I reckon. Not feeling very well today.
Heh, what a dull thread.
anyone got a video of jamar abusing the umpire?
>>68672883
Stop posting under his name Mrs. KFC that's rude to impersonate those who've died.
walkcunt on suicide watch
>worst cuckstralia
kek
K E K
KEK!
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last for the mighty hawks
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RC
walkcunt on suicide watch
Was great watching the Sydney match last night. We got it live in the US on Fox Soccer Plus. Great sport, had a great time watching with my dad. God Bless Australia
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walkcunt on strong and intelligent watch
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