this is gonna be a good card lads. only positive vibes in here. fight pass prelims in 10 bings
rich bless
how many le bong
Go here for news BJPenn.com
succ
>>68642204
YEAH
http://simple-sex.com/rich-piana-soundboard/
artem
>>68642204
Rich bless
this doesn't feel like a fight night thread
Cruz's walkout song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHkozMIXZ8w
>>68642294
>making a game thread for fight pass prelims
ur autistic
terrible general. no news, porn as the op pic and daring to ask for positivity in spite of this. be ashamed.
>>68642241
i love you monster...
>early prelims hasnt started yet
plz end this suffering
I am gonna torrent this shit
PICKS:
>MacDonald
>Cerrone
>O'Connell
>Aubin-Mercier
>Létourneau
>>68642320
cant wait for u to dissapear after he gets highlight reel KO'd
>>68642204
Posting this guy on /heem/ should be banable offence
hope gsp makes an appearance tonight.
who's commentating? i know dan hardy isn't
>>68642380
Were you born hating freedom or did you major in It at university?
>>68642156
link the previous thread you lazy fuck
just wanted to let you schaub posters know im putting you on notice, get the fuck out unless you want to get broken by me
>>68642428
why would i do that?
is there any website with countdowns for the events?
is this the real thread?
>>68642370
delet
>>68642455
ufc has one i think, for all it's events now, even fp events.
surprised google doesn't do them as well, since they keep track of your local movie show times, sports scores and weather
>>68642455
29 bongs 24 bings
>>68642455
Literally ufc.tv
I hope Alvey heems that kick spamming fuck
I'm going to the gas station to get snacks for tonight. What burrito should I get /heem/?
Just reupped Fight Pass so I can see Randa.
>>68642619
based
literally the last white children on earth
>>68642641
steak
>>68642370
i have my wonderboy fan trip ready and waiting
>you can bring your dog with you
Can't wait to hang out with Dana
>these fan videos
Just awful
>>68642667
lol where do you live where there's no white people
Guys, is Cowboy championship material? My friend gets mad when i call him ''always a bridesmaid''.
>>68642716
fuck u goof
genuinely impressed with the ufc fight pass update
>>68642678
>>68642585
i follow nba and nfl and if i google either of those google spits out times for games for me in my time
they need to do the same for when you google ufc. they dont even have to bother with the ten lines of code for a countdown timer. surely there's a way to grab showtimes from the ufc site or something, google should hire me so i can start working on it
>>68642777
why don't you make me a chrome plugin
beautiful work champ
>>68642716
>Go to the Palms casino a few years ago
>Wow, it's Dana White throwing dice at the craps table
>Go over and watch
>He savagely yells at me for ruining the vibe and throws his mojito on the floor in anger
dead thread for a card that is literally starting now
would you ever call little boys "rascals?"
Could Dana White beat Joe Rogan in an MMA fight?
>>68642750
you need to delete this image from your hard drive, you might get locked up. just reported this post itself to 4chan for defamation and hate speech, so dont worry about deleting the post.
>>68642807
>chrome
wtf are you doing
>>68642847
who is this
that snatch hnngh
What time does the main card start
>>68642847
dat minge
>>68642455
fightpass has one now
Just took the biggest shit of my life. Is there a better feeling, lads?
>>68642724
he could beat khabib, alverez etc
question is can he ever beat RDA
KEK
why dont they let us watch the main event on fight pass, this is some bullshit
lads
get on heemspeak (now on discord)
https://discordapp.com/channels/193382616764907521/193382616764907521
Find your Fight Pass Fanatic-fu
https://ufc.create.it/
I have CLAIMED Morgan Price
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEk3FADMsYY
>>68642862
10:30 p.m. ET
>>68642862
1 bong 45 bings away from Prelims
3 bongs 45 bings until main card
>>68642875
>he could beat khabib
heemspeak anyone?
>>68642810
>those jealous black people
>>68642860
top 3 wmma sloot
>yfw theodoreau gets heemed
>>68642897
top kek
HEEEEEEERE WE GO
>>68642904
Not if you're there.
>>68642897
Someone needs to put on a bald cap and do a bad Dana White impression. They would have my vote no questions asked.
>>68642952
fuck off chad
>flyweight
Ray Borg's bitch
>>68642920
that camera woman looks extremely uncomfortable
When does Fight Companion start?
>>68642897
>UFC is looking for 7 UFC FIGHT PASS FANATICS to earn an all-expenses paid trip to Las Vegas, have lunch with Dana White, sit Octagon-side at the Dos Anjos vs Alvarez fight on July 7th, and more.
Why the fuck is staying up all night to watch a (mostly) awful fox card, with cunts who threaten to "heem" me over the internet on a daily basis, the highlight of my week?
homeless...army...or UFC
>>68642920
Did Sakuraba have a sex change?
>>68642897
I cant get the video player on the ufc site to work. I wanna see the mom and daughter combo.
>>68642894
expired?
Is Baguetteinov the worst slav on the UFC roster?
Guys where does the word "heem" come from?
According to my calculations it's a mock word derived from the Portuguese pronunciation rule of saying "R's" like "H's," so Heem = Ream... But there's also the possibility of it being a reference to the Dutch kickboxer turned MMA fighter known as The Reem.
Can anyone clear this up for me?
>>68642972
https://twitter.com/joerogan/status/744235488568025088
>@joerogan
>It's going down tonight at 7:30PT! http://joerogan.live @brendanschaub @eddiebravo @bryancallen
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGzk-xqJyFj/
>>68642983
Do you have a job, do you have friends, my Asian brother?
>>68643007
ok this should work
https://discord.gg/014yGaUy4uguK43Mh
>>68642938
Remember when Russian Theodoreau got heemed?
I hope Real Theodoreau will be even more spectacular
>>68643014
No, the slav that got murdered by the smiley hue is
>>68642898
>when his height starts with a 5 and his first name's robbie
>>68643023
Here
Everyone
Enjoys
Memes
>>68642983
>judging a card before it happens
this is how I know you're a casual.
>fights on
>39 posters
is this sport dead?
Link?
>>68642984
my thoughts exactly lmao
>>68643075
>implying you would say anything about a card if it was flyweight fights top to bottom
>5'4
how is this possible were they malnourished as children?
Oh man this is the shittiest ref ever
>>68643023
>>68643078 (Goof)
ufc.tv
>>68642985
No? We obviously would have heard about it.
>>68643077
soccer is on
jerin velel still refs in the ufc? i thought he would've got the mazagatti treatment
> fight pass redesign
> trying to operate volume controls whilst baked
>>68643023
you nailed it, welcome to the fold
oh wait i forgot. get the fuck in my guard for your initiation
Link to pod companion?
>>68643122
Doesn't work
>It's a manlet episode
>>68643158
doesnt start for 3 more bongs
>>68643128
>not watching Copa America and UFC simultaneously
You are now a UFC ref. What will be:
>your catchphrase when the fight starts
>the amount of time you let them hug against the fence before breaking them up
>the controversy you'll forever be known for
THROWING HEAT
>>68643036
ok it works thanks
I like discord better
>>68643116
i have a friend who's about 5'5, when it's average to be around 5'11 or so in norway. he's in great shape otherwise, used to do bjj and teakwondo. it's just the wonders of genetics and mutation i think, his dad is kinda short too.
>>68642156
Can someone tell me what "heem" means?
RUSSIAN HOOK
holy fuck
this is like soccer with action why does no one enjoy this
How many bongs until the main card?
Gotta know when to ditch my friend
this herrera guy isn't doing shit
RUSSIAN WHEEL
>>68643087
>condit posters
is there anything worse? besides dumbass robbie lawler fans, of course.
>>68643215
3 bongs, 30 bings
i love watching brazilians get their ass beat
you should be able to step on the dude's neck right here
jesus christ what a mismatch
>>68642156
hnnngh
>getting wrecked by ground and pound at flyweight
Just go home and give up.
>that meldonium strength
god damn
10-8 for russian
Bagautinov looks like a completely different fighter compared to his last outings.
Imagine if he ate those same shots from a full grown man, he would be dead
>100,000,000 futbol posters
>50 people in the world watching this
what's the ufc doing wrong?
can someone post a stream please, BT isnt going to be showing
>>68643346
>his last outings
he literally fought the 2 best guys in the world in his last outings
Where the links?
>>68643339
this is his first fight since he pissed hot for EPO right? Let's see how his cardio holds up
>I rate Wonderpedo
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1466260418363.webm
Will Brandon enjoy the fights, lads?
>>68643396
ufc.tv
>>68643382
ufc.tv
>tfw long day at work
>tfw arguing with girlfriend again realizing it probably won't last much longer
>tfw got called in to work tomorrow morning meaning I have to work another 6 days before I get a day off
>tfw thinkin about a night of heems all day
>tfw bought some Corn Nuts
>tfw got some beer
>tfw got some ganja
>tfw it's all gonna be okay
>>68643396
https://www.ufc.tv/video/ufc-ottawa-2016-fight-pass-prelims
>>68643424
A real link faggot
Take Danas dick out yo mouth
geane has literally nothing but hail mary submissions in this matchup
>>68643430
Wow.
>>68643396
findminecraft.com/video/ufc-ottawa-2016-fight-pass-prelims
>>68643430
lmfao
>>68643485
thanks man
>>68643449
You will always have us broski
oh fuck I forgot randa's fighting tonight. anyone have a webm of her weigh in?
you know Stann doing commentary has grown on me
>>68643485
Fuck. Thank you. Fucking faggots in here. This is great. Thanks.
>>68643485
based eire
shouts out to my blazedbros
jesus christ
>somehow stays in the fight
what is flyweight
>>68643516
Stann started really rough but he's top quality stuff now
>flyweight power
zzzzzz
>>68643485
>that fuggin framerate
>>68643483
didnt notice the Russian finished the double leg with an ankle pick, nice
>>68643485
Based Irelandbro coming through with another crisp stream.
>>68643430
This is hilarious.
put this junglenigger to sleep already
>>68643485
thank u
good fite
NIce takedown defense by the russian at the vert end, he didn't sprawl i think he just shucked his hips back
>>68643581
Dont click its a screamer
>>68643581
Fuck you dude I have my earbuds in
Link's a screamer. Do not click
>HOW IS PAIGE VANZANT NOT QUITTING FROM ALL THESE STRIKES FROM ROSE
Imagine being a Flyweight and being told "You have to finish him"
don't mind me just keyboard mashing
1aa4f88b002e983c4f21377dc8988822a2b991f9
34cd12902628c264fd68c3051e5f07980e5edc5c
>>68643581
rip headphone users
>that nonexistent bunda
>>68643623
This Herrera guy is taking a beating like he's an England fan at Euro 2016
>>68643485
based, cheers m9
>>68643635
Got some ace's up your sleeve la?
3 strikes lol
>>68643485
THIS IS FAKE
IT'S A SCREAMER
DON'T CLICK IT
>>68643623
kek
turned the single leg into a high crotch back into a shuck single
>>68643716
thats just to scare of the casual, you need to install noscript to see the stream
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
HOW DID HE ROLL OUT OF THAT
spicy roller
>>68643716
>i want the HD 60fps stream all to myself
fuck off, i see behind your facade
holy SHIT
HOLY FUCK
>Clicking random 4chan links
Hows his elbow or shoulder not broken?!
>>68642840
No, its called free speech, you communist faggot.
My arm hurt just watching that
>>68642517
>Thompson
>Cote
>Bosse
>Aubin-Mercier
>Letourneau
>>68643700
that was 3 takedowns. not strikes.
>>68642810
I'm kind of glad to learn he's even more of a goof in person. I'd feel bad hating him as much as I do if that was just his public persona.
that was fucking crazy
>0-0 ball is 100000x more popular than this
"he's gonan finish it!"
"he's gonna tap!"
>no one taps
"He's hurt!"
>dude recovers
Is Kenny preparing for when Rogan leaves?
Herrera has shitty fight IQ, he could have finished the Russian TWICE
>slow
>gassed
>flyweights
...wut
OW OW OW wtfffffffff
>what a great display of high level mma
lel. manlet with leg and body kicks defeats plodding retard manlet with jiu jitsu but no plan
>>68643635
these are just showing the ultimate fighter
holy fuck that was a spicy flyweight bout. I wonder how fucked Ali's arm is right now?
Holy shit he's a midget
>>68643838
you know rory is getting heem'd tonight right
be careful
White Muslims confirmed for toughest fighters
>>68643716
trying to keep us away from best stream in the thread
>>68643831
thats what happens when you take away their epo
Wait this Russian is muslim? he just did the muslim prayer thing
shit one sided fight
Winner of this bout gets free tattoo removal
>>68643905
Most of the Russian fighters in the ufc are Muslims , more so than not.
>>68643840
Fight pass fights are for TruFans™ only.
>>68643854
you know wonderpedo is getting exposed by a beautiful rory-firas strategy right?
>>68643905
He's a mountain man from Dagestan, like pretty much all other Russian UFC men
>>68642847
hnnnnnggg
>>68643485
Too good. I can just get rid of my other bookmarks for streams.
>>68643175
O - oh ok
>>68643819
>twink faggots tripping over each other for a ball and crying over broken nails
>''Man's sport!''
>Peak human manbeasts knocking each other into comas
>''Lol, faggot sport!''
Link?
>>68643842
>tfw I can't let anybody get close
YOU SAY NO TO DRUGS
JUICY J CAN'T
>>68643905
Be careful
*glass shatters*
HE'S BEETLE
HE'S AS BAD AS CAN
HE KNOWS HE'S THE BEST
holy fucking shit guys, its happening
Is Meunier the French Tom Breese?
>>68643956
wonderbread is going to meme his way to victory and you know it. Rory can't stop the memes.
>>68643905
Ethnic Russians go into boxing, Russians from Dagestan and Chechnya go into MMA. It's a tradition.
>worst walkout music ever
>>68643956
you know rory is getting heem'd tonight right
>>68644010
>tfw no ratchet pussy
plz juicy break me off a bitch
>>68644010
we trippy mane
>>68643819
>>68643988
lel
>colby covington
What a faggot name. He looks like his name too. I hope this late change newcomer upsets.
>>68643753
>>68643581
I sincerely hope that Rory loses simply because you're a stupid fucking namefag and the only member of /heem/ who isn't hellbent on signing off on every post as if any meaningful form of praise will come to you through name recognition on an explicitly anonymous image board, as if seeking attention in a sea of anonymity isn't the most pathetic examples of loneliness and desperation that one can observe in modern society, as if you don't earn more scorn than praise with the very instrument you intend to earn praise with, as if you haven't realized that the only merit is merit itself and that your flimsy and cheap attempts to circumvent that system are as flimsy and cheap as the mind caged between your big floppy dumbass ears which is only made more blatant with each and every intellectually bankrupt, witless, charmless post that you deliberately ascribe to your name.
You are the bitter dregs of the cup of coffee that is the internet. You are the worm in the apple and the rainy day. You sour the experience with your inane ramblings and your unique little name, and although I understand that this is simply a symptom of people with severe mental illnesses having access to the internet, I loathe your presence. You sincerely need to fucking heem yourself and rethink your life. If there is any ounce of conscious, self-reflective thought left in the gnarled and withered leafless tree that is your mind you will immediately either kill yourself or stop posting with a name.
i hope this lenky wigger gets put to sleep
>>68644059
Its definitely not as bad as "The french spider" though
>6'3 welterweight.
Holy lanklet
>>68644020
#anyonebutBeet
#anyonebutPiana
if the g-easy walkout man beats juicy j walkout man i'm going to kill someone
again
>>68644038
2nd favourite MMA moment desu
>>68643179
>giving half a fuck about a bunch of fags running after their balls
>mfw cuck
a
n
a
d
a
is getting heem'd tonight
>>68644078
>getting this butt blasted
>meme kicks
>>68644070
Thanks that's it
also gotta say that other dude had some pretty awesome knees, to bad there wasnt a lot of power to them. Imagine if a Muay Thai guy did that.
the leaf gets heemd
lol who throws tornado kicks
>>68643778
http://www.heyjackass.com/
