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>>68638289
how the fuck are that such high odds?
Pretty jelly tbqh
>>68638289
>/eurobet/
Euan is worst OP sub edition
WTB during tomorrow lads?
>>68638289
he literally only did not score because i was him
fucking hell
>>68638470
Under 1.5 FH again, between this bet and my penalty bet I'm up £4,200 off £100 to start with
Who /slitwrists/ tonight
>>68638446
This, couldn't find the thread and started to panic
Fuck Euros get on Chile +0 lids
What the fuck is a eurobet you lonsdale slip on wearing nonce
Dark dark day lads. Sirens in the background. Wife's son is on the floor with a bloody face. Wife is on the floor next to her boyfriend. Not sure what to do with them. Down insane but prison is -ve. NEED to run. Heads gone, think it's on a magaluf bender.
I've lost my final three pounds. Back on 0. feels bad man
>>68638703
And -£5 to an Albanian and -£11 to me
>"CR7" to score
>Poortgual to win 75mins-FT
>Over 0.5 goals second half
Fucking useless shirt-lifting ponce
>>68638692
Another wife's son bites the dust.
Is Messi playing tonight?
>>68638703
>>68638807
Pretty sure I've put £10 on some Finnish shite for you too
lads what do we chase on?
heads gone, eyes red, gums swelling and receding. already declared all future bets as losses because all I see is a future of dismay. think that the wife's son is asking me what's wrong, but I can't see him because my eyes are wet and bleary and bloodshot, and I cant hear him because my ears are completely gone. taking the dog for a long long walk. not sure if I'll ever be back.
San Francisco Giants @2.2 is too far
>>68638807
They weren't even bad bets 2bh. I'd win them 9 times outta 10. What the fuck Ronaldo
'I'm the best player of the last 20 years.'
Cristiano Ronaldo, May 2016.
i might as well be betting with monopoly money with the amount of dosh im using, but i am up on this shitshow of a game.
went in DEEP on corners.
>>68639084
Can't say he's wrong tbf. Rather him than that dwarf autist. State of our sport when the GOAT can barely utter English words. Even fucking Pele speaks English.
>>68638989
ARP got such a way with words
this still hits too close to home tbqh
>>68639162
>Pele
Bigger fraud than brasil and me put together
(5.80 x 501) + 5.80 = 2911.60
Pls explain op
>>68638989
how much did you lose?
>>68639279
If you hadn't dropped out from school just before SATS you'd realise they give the stake back along with the winnings. Seek medical advice.
tsuuuuu
>>68639360
50 on Ronnie fgs. Unspeakable amounts on O0.5
Any time I'm down insane and hate everything, I stand still and be glad I'm not as retarded as guys like >>68639279
Will France slip against Switzerland tomorrow lads?
>>68639279
>>68639365
>>68639465
tbf, 501*5.8=2905.8
so the OP image is still wrong
>>68638703
Hey friendo you OWE me a fiver. Tsunaldo didn't score unfortunately.
anyone here know their baboonball? mate of mine tipped me the cavaliers.
>>68639256
talking big sense pal
>>68639561
Skybet round up the odds, so it's never exact
>>68639476
Hard to say how much France will push for a win but I think the price on France is too generous.
Swiss haven't really shown anything to suggest they're any better than Romania or Albania.
>>68639600
I'll ... I'll give you one more bet that WILL win to make up the money
ON my hands and knees for any winning bet. Losing run longer than the invincibles.
>>68639610
Nigjump fan here, Warriors are most likely to win in my opinion, they're at home but it's the final game, and they've blown a 3-1 lead in games.
I sure as fuck wouldn't bet on it.
down from o0.5 2bh
>>68639440
Tell me more.
>>68639676
No, doesn't work that way. Send it to Euan's Skrill to compensate him for my subscription.
What do you think lads: France, Wales, England, Poland, Germany and Belgium winning?
>>68639365
I see you also dropped out of school. I added the 5.80 stake on if you cared to read my post.
>>68638562
do you put them in an acca with a £100 stake or put £100 stakes on all 3 games?
>>68639758
0.00 in my account. Wife's son hospitalised with a brain haemorrhage. No gums in my mouth. No hair on my head. No saliva in my mouth.
Villagers score the second as I post the reback, and then score another while I'm debating whether it's still worth rebacking from there.
In tears
>>68639802
Didn't say I didn't ya nonce x ;)
>>68639802
in case you're not trolling, 501.0 decimal odds is the same as 500/1 fractional odds. decimal odds automatically include the stake but they state it too just to be clear
>>68639710
>>68639837
/bet/ has the best maymays
>>68639782
What do france have to play for? Wont the swiss go through with a draw?
>>68639837
me, unironically. not sure what to play in the Club tonight, thinking about this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aRor905cCw
>>68639279
You don't add the stake with decimal odds - it's included already.
This would be written 500/1 as a fraction in which case you would add the stake on.
>>68640016
Set up a twitter, get some followers tipping mug shit then get affiliated
IMG are so so bad
>>68640016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWQMg56ZVZY
this pls
>>68640016
Would love some Rick Astley. Just saw the lad on TV. Decent tbf.
>>68640016
nah, this www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFZP8zQ5kzk
>>68640090
10/10
>>68640090
LOVE this
>>68640123
Looks good for 50 tbqh.
>>68640051
How do I get affiliated?
>>68639403
What are you doing here chocolate bar
>>68638289
there is no way this was offered. i'm sure tons of people put a pound or two just for giggles. i know would.
>>68640016
did he just actually say "fucking"?
Sitting here reminiscing the days pre-/bet/ when I had money, and a sane state of mind
>>68640515
It's Skybet, they're known for offering meme markets
Excellence is never an accident. It is always the result of high intention, sincere effort, and intelligent execution; it represents the wise choice of many alternatives - choice, not chance, determines your destiny - Aristotle.
TNA Slammiversary what the fuck
>>68640582
u wot m7?
>>68640582
BROTHER NERO
Is there value in MLS or is it well priced?
Who in God's name is this slag pundit on ITV?
>>68640539
LOVE this gimmick
juveguy is what some of you may call a 'flounder' but I call him a blue whale, he is swimming now, and will not be stopped, for he is the largest mammal on earth.
LA Villa -0.25 may be worth a small. Had a slow first half but are getting back in it seemingly
My model has them winning this by 2
are wales going to beat russia?
>>68640905
>model not in excel
EXPOSED
>>68640938
>not having a notepad file with your original thought working and for general backup
rookie mistake lad
really wishing i was a DJ with an avenue of income
Big BIG fan of this guy
>>68640905
post desktop background
>>68641068
>tfw i banged her right after that pic
>tfw you will never please juveguy's sphincter with your tongue
Why is no one giving me detailed instructions on how to get a trip.
>>68641127
v weird post this.
desu lads I don't even bet I just come here for the incredible banter
>>68641127
Strange post.
>>68641118
Even stranger.
>>68641172
We've got enough characters pal
>mfw i can never afford enough food to become fat
Been doing some digging and discovered something that will blow /bet/ WIDE OPEN. Gathering evidence right now, literally shivering right now
>>68641217
Tears at missing out on worldies.
>>68641234
Alright Brendan Rogers
>>68641243
When are you going to send that fiver friend?
Getting me worried now.
>>68641068
>Hair well groomed and styled
>trendy glasses that add an air of sophistication
>t shirt that manages to both promote his brand AND look badass
>no hoverhand, instead is groping her bum
fair play from Juve desu
>>68641260
Shaking.
>>68641285
when i make it big. have nothing right now
>>68641310
Well that's not quite my problem, is it pal?
Don't FORCE me to send henchmen to your house.
OK here's the plan. I'm going to make a new TT account and link it here. You guys all follow it and make complimentary posts on every tip. I claim to be some 5 year experienced trading expert. Then after 50 tips when I'm winning at above 70% I'll go private, give you all free membership, and milk TT goers dry.
Heading down to Stratford tomorrow to film a baiting out shrewdies video. Who wants a shout out?
>>68641457
Ok, but only tip below 1.4
>>68641476
Would LOVE to catch you at white city Westfield.
>Trump to be nominee @1.11 on the exchange
SO much value.
>>68641543
Free money desu
>>68640276
Idk, I assume they contact you after you gain enough followers
>>68640905
>notepad model
kek
>>68641577
Hey pal, when are you going to reactivate your social media accounts? Your friends miss your presence online, I am sure.
Besides, you are missing out on Tinder etc
>>68641070
In a sec bby
https://tipstertube.com/profile/brian
https://tipstertube.com/profile/brian
PLEASE follow. Top class tips incoming
If DJ hits evens for the US Open recommend massive lays. Possibly the greatest choker the sport has ever seen.
>>68641732
Didn't know Juve could play golf
>odds 21.0 on Venezula
the bookies are not giving Venezula any chance to beat Argentina. is there anyone reason we all shouldnt go in DEEP on Argentina at 1.22?
Can someone give me a safe bet to post
>hardy boys in tna
pmsl
>>68641877
Argies SW
gonna mortage the house and go in deep with the remaining euro games at under 1.5 FH
>>68641877
Argentina DNB
>>68641915
Posted with a write up
>>68641070
>>68642046
3/10
>>68642089
It's been cropped off
hmm
>>68641687
>incoroprated
how to bet in america?
>>68642119
5/10 at a push
> I have a model
Get a fucking life lmao
>>68642124
Fixed!
>>68642269
>I bet using only my pure gut instinct and raw emotion
>>68642029
Didnt think you knew all those words desu
Some VERY interesting odds in the CSL tonight
Hopefully if I leave massive analyses I can get paid within 25 tips like that z-tipster guy that massive tryhards
>>68642343
Where's the fun in form I say? When you know, you know
>>68642389
pmsl
argentina is basically gonna set up camp by the venezuelan goal so a bet on lots of corners would not be a bad idea i reckon
>Laos with 9 men
oh dear oh dear
>>68642614
Don't fall for the meme lad, I did it last game and they had two the whole 90 mins
>>68642672
a straight argentina to win might be even safer. desu they should demolish venezuela
>>68642729
Yeah, Argentina SW is THE bet.
>>68642670
>making me look
1-0 to you I guess.
>>68642775
juve when you say it i feel you gonna jinx it desu
POSTED a whole heap of tennis bets for tomorrow. NEED a big day. Gotta get some momentum for Wimbledon tbqh. Hopefully no rain. Decent odds as always.
>>68642944
thanks lad. Gonna do another acca probs
PRAYING for some wins.
ALSO fucking big Al update my stats REEEEEEE. 2 wins and he hasn't put em up.
![1983abcaca[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/vdJ30Pp.png "1983abcaca[1].png")
QUICK
POST BANKROLLS
Juventude -1 from 2-0 @2.35
So whos on the argentina train here?
>>68643131
what did you start with?
>my bank balance is the same as Ronaldo's Euros 2016 goal count
>>68643131
PLEASE lend me five of those pounds
>>68643265
No one will lend you any money with your credit rating.
Send me the fiver pal.
>>68643131
post exchange points
>>68643138
You reckon fella? Bit cautious with it having a similar name to juveguy
>>68642343
>just bet your natural game
feast your eyes on the best football player in the world
>>68640016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9J7O5BGqPDk
>>68643334
Had numerous chances in the first half. Can't see them losing by more than 1
Just did a cheeky little accy:
Romania to beat Albania
England to beat Slovakia
Russia/Wales draw
Poland to beat Ukraine
Germany to beat N.Ireland
Czech to beat Turkey
Spain to beat Croatia
Portugal to beat Hungary
Italy to beat Ireland
Belgium to beat Sweden
5 pound returns 5k
Sound good?
Haven't really tried the exchange before, what's some recommended reading before I just go in blind and loose
>>68643404
Worth a small then eh
>>68643404
FUCK
>>68643517
Based Peter Webb
>Cleats
Why do Americans live
>>68643639
I'll have a little loom through his stuff before bed, nice one champ
>>68643667
Got on just in time hahaha
>>68643208
£20 lel, got lucky on a muggy acca that took me to £2000 then I just followed tips on /bet/
Argentina literally free money
>>68643876
How much did you make from my tips?
>>68643876
>I just followed tips on /bet/
"pmsl" as you guys say here
>>68643989
I don't follow tips from deluded trips la, anons are where the real wisdom lies
>>68644023
>he doesn't follow flatanon's tips
tears.
>>68643916
was just about to get on when they scored first goal
i need to just go for it sometimes instead of waiting.
Need a late night Hass tip.
>>68644009
pretty much this, I just wait for the /bet/ trips to post their opinions and then do the exact opposite, serves me pretty well
NEED info Hass
>it's a Hass doesn't post the current score on his tip episode
Getting fed up desu
>>68644315
this, really frustrating.
voting LEAVE so Hass gets sent back to Pakistan desu
>>68644355
Tears when he gets beheaded for posting on here
u9 corners argie game @2.10
EZ
>>68639782
Atleast one of those will draw. Sweden will of course lose with no shots on target.
U2.5 on Albania/Romania game
Lump on
Euan, teamsheets out for real now, any opinion?
>>68639782
English m8, can not understand this dago talk.
>>68644499
We NEED to win and Albania is just playing for fun.
I can see the game being much more open than people expect. Don't think it will be just 2 teams parking the bus.
-0.25 Rom is a better bet I think.
>>68644554
Negative. PSG if rball and twitter supports. My main bet is later. Getting bored waiting
WEEEEE LIKE TO BET WITH EUAN
CAUSE EUAN IS OUR MATE
AND WHEN WE BET WITH EUAN
HE GIVES A TIP IN 8..
>>68644844
MINUS 6
>>68644834
Later when? Need to know the time approximately.
>>68644834
Can you just tip it here instead of on TT?
I like you lads, so I've got some meme picks from my """model""" for the Chinese league games tomorrow morning lads, use them at your peril.
>Chinese Soccer League
{Shanghai Shenhua} v Hangzhou Lucheng
>China League One
{Xinjiang Tianshan} v Nei Mongol FC
Probably going to put a double on this one that should get about 2.30. Chinese teams are usually shit away because China is a huge fuck off country, and the form confirms this.
>Super meme pick
Tianjin Songjiang v {Guizhou Zhicheng}
For some reason I'm getting odds of 3.00 on Guizhou, who have won five in a row away, are second in the league, are unbeaten in fuck knows how long, against Tianjin who are mid-table and inconsistent at home. It's a risky one, but it could pay off, and if you want to go safer there's 1.6 for double chance.
If these don't pay out blame the Chinese, not me.
>>68644310
>>68644315
Will post info in a sec, tip is from 1-0.
>>68644928
Sounds like something a leech would say but sure. If everyone chips in a fiver.
Someone told me to TT was a hundred pound. SEETHING.
this argentina game mgiht be the first bet i've won since last week
>>68645057
Arent all of /bet/ already paying for the tips mate?
>>68644972
Loving the gimmick, you're a massive paigon though
>>68645008
accept me hasssssssss
>>68645118
it's literally free money and i hope people in here are on it. argentina have been shitting on all comers in this tournament and they are doing the same now.
>>68645166
So they pay and you get it free? How many pairs of coloured trainers do you have
>>68645008
cheers lid
>>68645177
No idea what that means lad, I'm a complete newfag around here and I'm just explaining what I'm doing and hoping that you guys get paid when I do.
>>68645198
It's great, 365 already offering me a big cash out on u9 corners
They know
>>68644972
Will get on this lid. Hope for your sake it works out. I have goons in all areas.
>>68644834
Meant overs
>>68645303
And then vene get two corners
>>68645259
No value m8
>Altiche scores his first chance
Swear to god I will murder that man
>>68645222
Is white a colour?
>Most important p kick
>PEE KICK
FUCKING AMERICANS
Italy - USA in an hour. Italy -8@2
Tempted by italy -3 HT @1.83
Tiny on PSG -0.25. Cba tt'ing it
Yeah I think I may have made an embarrassing mistake here... Have got the info mixed up with the women's team for this New Jersey game
>Its Saturday night and there's no /bet/ meetup
So so disappointed desu
>>68645999
Accept my follow request. What am I gonna do anyway?
>>68646006
speak for yourself lid, me and Euan are down the union, posting from our phones
>>68645993
zzzzzzzz dont bother pal
>>68645993
Down. Overs WAS the bet
>>68646077
>>68646006
True. James here just strawpedo'd a WKD pmsl
>he's not on the Orlando SW with a stoppage time winner fix
Explain.
>fucking Cokelombia ruined my 30-1 acca
acca win % has been INSANE lately tho
Euan chasing his losses on Pasargad over 2.5 FH.
Going to be chasing HARD on unders in Chicago Red Stars desu
>Basi-Booms posted a tip
>Basi-Booms posted a tip
>Basi-Booms posted a tip
>Basi-Booms posted a tip
>Basi-Booms posted a tip
>Basi-Booms posted a tip
Not even going to look at what they are but I'm going to assume >le reback man has struck again
>>68646489
No just shit tips.
Was just about to tip Chattanooga and they fucking score of course.
>>68646468
Euan surreal.
Unfortunate he got the game SO wrong at ko
>>68646468
33333333333333333
Who /reback/ over 3.5 fh?
>>68646769
>meme girls
Dont even bother
>>68646769
what a quality woman
that was sarcasm btw
Get on Stephen Thompson and Donald Cerrone. Both to finish the fight. Accy @7.40
Whats the corners bet in the Argentina game?
>>68646769
NEED to know your match rate. Aberdeen girls SUCH a tough crowd
>>68646769
>Actually checked my messages
zzz
>>68646790
On O5.5. They simply refuse to defend
Honestly thought the Atlanta Silverbacks were Atlanta's WNBA team
Feels good having a pure virgin gf and not having to pick through the dross on Tinder.
>>68646999
over 7 lad. Play it easy.
>Bet365: Laos 0.0
>Pinny: Laos +0.5
Someone is wrong. Who is it?
>>68647151
You.
Ends 5-4 to Pasargad
>>68647195
Correct, 365 changed their line to -0.25
>>68647151
Pinnacle.
>>68647246
>Findom
Giving your hard earned money to vapid cunts rather than good old willy hill
>>68647246
Need to see more of her
>>68647454
Agree.
>>68647246
>findom
she likes to dominate Fins?
im not watching the game, is argentina showing any signs of stopping their rampage?
wanna go for O3,5
>>68647677
No, thats my Kolmonen model pml
>>68647246
She looks/sounds like an freak (not the good kind)
>>68647720
just go for it lad, good amount of time left on the game.
>>68647579
Yasoda Winmill-Hermann, come on lad it's easy
>>68647720
yeh not the worst bet to make
Vancouver DC @2.62
The Venezuela + corner handis were such a good bet, tears if you weren't on yada yada
New York Magic must be a decent pixel punt on +0.25 @1.7
>>68647246
>consider myself a reasonably ok looking guy
>only swipe right for girls I'd go for on nights out
>0 matches
>lower standards a bit
>0 matches
>swipe right for everyone
>2 (two) matches
Ego has taken a BATTERING. Don't know where I'm going wrong
Think I've been banned.
>>68647928
post pic plus bio
Anyone had a look at Oeste in play
>>68647928
do you need validation this badly?
No more corners now pls, starting to sweat for my unders
Ba FC HT/FT should be a lock right?
Dreketi are out of the competition and have played two days in a row
>they let Venezuela in
useless team
