>better looking
>more money (no taxes)
>nicer hair
>can grow a beard
>has a wife
>has 2 male sons
>more trophies
>more honors
>more records
>hung like a horse
is Ronaldo literally on pooicide watch?
>can score penalties
>>68637937
Yes yes, that's all true, that's all true.
HOWEVER
He is a manlet.
>reminder messi has never missed a penalty in an international tournament
>>68638164
>can score
fixed
>>68637937
>hung like a horse
s-source?
>>68637937
Better pop that pimple on his nose
don't forget
>is white
Anyone that unironically believes that Ronaldo is a better football player than Messi is an idiot. Ronaldo is a pretty boy and is more marketable, but Messi is GOAT.
>hung like a horse
I doubt that
HE'S A FUCKING WHITE MALE
>>68637937
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>>68637937
Messi actually looks kinda cute there desu...
>>68638311
You've never seen THE pic, have you?
>>68638254
>is whitish
ftfy
>>68637937
its impossible to like donaldo instead of Messi
/r/ing the comments from the iceland player who says he'll always be a step behind Messi
How was there even a debate over who is better when Messi is one of the goatest goats of all time?
Ronaldo was only better in 2008 and 2014
>>68638254
>argentina
>white
>>68637937
>beard color doesn't naturally match his hair color
easiest way to tell a low test beta
Manlet though
>>68638237
>he didn't watch Argentina vs Greece
>>68638437
There really never have been among intelligent fans though. It has been more of a "Who has been the better goal scorer this year?" Not "Who is the best player?"
>>68638437
memers pushing for their fuccboi
>>68638237
>>68638311
>>68637937
>that zit on his nose
what the fuck, why didn't they shop this out? ruined the pic desu
>>68638536
>>68638538
>>68638390
Is this going to ruin my eyes like the infamous "Ronaldinho webcam video"?
Messi was at his cutest at WC2010. Should have never got the fuckboi haircut.
>>68637937
Didn't know he could grow a beard desu
Lelnaldo a shit though
>>68638538
>>68638536
messiception
>>68638536
>>68638538
hhnnnnnggggggg
Leave Messi to me on Tuesday
who else feel bad for Ronaldo? It was funny when he failed but at the end of the match it was painful to watch him
>Ronaldo is good at penalties
>Ronaldo is good at free kicks
Have these myths been busted once and for all now?
>>68637937
why does he look like ramos
unbelievable how shit ronaldo is without bale
>>68638763
He actually is good at penalties, that's why him missing today was so hilarious.
>>68638536
>>68638538
I missed his childish autism haircut it's not the fucking same now that he's handsome
>>68638536
>>68638538
What the fuck? How are you literally the richest footballer on the planet and can't afford compression shorts?
>>68637937
>>better looking
>>68637937
>better looking
subjective really
>more money (no taxes)
Has to pay back taxes, and Ronaldo makes more money actually.
>nicer hair
Yea
>can grow a beard
I had no idea he could until this year. Has he ever had one before? Even I'm jealous desu.
>has a wife
Hot too
>has 2 male sons
Good, no raising roasties.
>more trophies
Yea
>more honors
Yea
>more records
Yea
>hung like a horse
Take your word on it.
>>68638834
Why would he want to hide it?
>>68638739
>feeling bad because of this arrogant prick
kill yourself
>>68638536
>>68638538
based messi my nigga
>>68638699
dumpseyaftermessi.jpg
>>68638944
subscribed
>>68638437
If Ronaldo continued playing like he did in 2008 the comparisons would at least have some credibility. He just camps for tap ins now. Normies see his goals to games ratios on Wikipedia for Madrid and think he is some sort of God. He has too much star power to be benched. If any other player stood around doing nothing and looking for goals they would be benched. Disappointing when Ronaldo used to be so dynamic.
>>68638536
>>68638538
BIG
ARGENTINIAN
COCK
>>68639129
I always thought that lump was his testes pushed forward or something. Well then
>>68638326
fuck off back to plebbiit manchild.
>>68638237
He's black
>mfw messi loses to VENEZUELA tonight
>>68637937
Not better looking
Doesn't have as much money
Yeah no
>>68638538
I don't see how the size of his cock is shown in this picture
>>68638536
>>68638538
>mfw he plows antonella's phat ass with this every night
it's not fair, how can his life be so perfect
>>68638536
>>68638538
>>68638536
fucccc
and that's only flaccid
how badly you reckon his wife is ruined by now?
>>68638536
>>68638538
>best in the world
>has a family
>has THIS
some guys just have it all
he looks so much better with a beard
>>68639660
>Implying you wouldn't be rock hard
he's no wessi
>you now remember giroud
>>68637937
Messi has tattoos, and tattoos suck, so he's no GOAT to me
>>68638824
I wouldn't say he was notably good, like Le Tissier or Mendieta, though. He just happens to have taken a lot of them. He's also missed a lot (often in important matches)
>>68637937
Damn he's sexy right now
>your dick will never be terrifyingly huge
How has Messi only found his best look now, he was basically an overgrown child until he was like 25
>>68639937
>you now remember Diego Mendieta
>>68638462
>not being brown hair red beard master race
>>68639869
wtf it flaps down like a fucking elephant trunk
>>68638532
>>68637937
Fuck, Messi looks great with a beard. Completely different from his previous autismal manchild look
>>68640050
Maybe the influence of douchey players at Barça, less Ronaldinhos and more Neymars
>>68639869
BIG
>>68640220
>>68640228
Amazing how much difference a beard and /fa/ haircut makes
>Penaldo
>can't score against San Lorenzo de "Almagro"
>>68638536
>>68638538
Don't want to humblebrag, but is this really considered "hung like a horse"?
If messi had been european then everyone would be fucked. Good that he was born in 'murica
>>68640240
ROM.
>>68637937
>more money (no taxes)
What, is Barcelona a free port or something? How different a fiscal regime can Catalonia have to balance the 1mln€ difference in salaries?
Also didn't Cronaldo make more in sponsors too?
Regardless yeah, Cronaldo on suicide watch. The only thing he has on Messi is height and he can't enjoy it because he's ridiculously insecure about that too.
>>68638381
>>>/trans/
>>68640412
>if messi was born english
dont want to imagine this world
>>68640387
Please, needle dick. I know you're salivating like a Homer right now.
>>68637937
>better looking
Height aside, stealing Sergio Ramos' look did indeed make him more handsome than Donaldo.
Tho multicolor beard is the bane of aesthetics.
Messi:
[ ] cut
or
[ ] uncut
>>68640591
>>68640387
depends on the horse
>>68640591
He's not american and he's a christian, so 99.99% chances he's uncut.
>>68637937
No homo but that's a really great beard.
>>68639869
He's hot too. Too bad he can't play for shit
>>68637937
>dumb as a rock
>convicted tax fraudster
>cuck to a bitch wife
>dissapears in Argentina's games
>>68640828
How's life on the spectrum?
>no "Messi meets Antonella" webm yet
here you go lads
>>68637937
How would you get that kind of hair style? My hair is basically the same length, it doesn't look like wax.
>>68640462
Then he would be fucked by our shit system and never be of the same quality
>>68640220
>I've been looking at a man's dick for the last 10 minutes
What the fuck, /sp/?
>>68640964
>My hair is basically the same length
95% of people who say this phrase have hair barely half as long as required.
>>68641039
Cultural Marxism to enrich our lives
>>68641039
not homo as long as you dont stare at the balls
>>68641067
Yeah you're probably right to be honest. His fringe does look quite long.
Still curious what he uses though, doesn't looked waxed/gelled at all but that might just be me.
>>68638423
>"He’s just a sore loser. He didn’t want to lose the game. What does he expect? For us to play like Barcelona against him? He fannies about and dives around. Obviously we’re not going to create as many chances as a fantastic team like Portugal, but his comments are the reason why Messi is always going to be one step ahead of him. It shows we got under his skin. It was lovely to hear that.”
>>68641039
I fap to traps desu, but I'm not gay. Liking dicks doesnt mean you are gay, even freud said it.
>pooicide
>not TSUUUUicide
Messhit is a faggot manlet anyway
>>68641039
>coincidentally started fapping 5 minutes later
>>68640964
i know that feel bro, my hair is dry as fuck and no amount of gel or pomade makes it look like that.
i wonder what those pros really use
>>68637937
>tfw Messi looks like a bleached injun
>>68641241
Go no-poo.
>>68641210
This. Also, watching cuck porn only gets you hard because it triggers your competition instinct, it means you're a healthy competitive man.
>>68640220
>>68637937
Is messi considered white?
>>68641339
honorary white man tbqh
>>68641339
No because english-speaking people is insecure about their own inbred skin.
>>68640913
Typical burger not knowing shit, he's known his wife since they were children
>>68641210
This
Mirin a cock doesn't mean im gay. I can mire someones ripped pecs, doesnt mean ill suck his nipples.
>>68639049
MessiafterDempsey.jpg
>>68641427
Sucking your bro's nipples is hardly a gay thing
>i actually just googled "big dick athlete" just to compare messi to other men
when did you realize you've gone off the deep end?
>>68641467
Bruh
>>68641501
When you fap to interracial cuck porn as a half-white/half-black man. So many conflicting feelings
>>68641241
>>68640964
My hair is almost exactly like that, and I don't put anything in it. I have to shampoo once every two days, though, or else it gets greasy. It's objectively gross after 4 days without shampooing. Sorry I can't help, just want to let you know he doesnt necesarily use product.
>>68641210
this
>>68640964
ask /fa/ they will actually know the answer
>>68641706
whenever i shampoo my hair gets wiry and frizzy to no end, and it takes me a week or not showering for my hair to be oily enough so that it looks somewhat healthy
it's like Fellainis hair except my hair is not curly, so I don't know what the fuck is going on.
>>68637937
WTF? He looks like wojak
>>68640964
just some hairspray easy as that
>>68641706
>>68642736
Cheers lads.
>>68642205
Yeah, i'll probs go ask.
>>68637937
>those ears
>>68640964
https://www.youtube.com/user/andrewdoeshair/videos
>>68641555
>half-white/half-black
No such thing. One-drop rule.
>>68637937
Yes, Cristiano Ronaldo will kill himself before the Euro ends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdigcJTOb-c
messi has italian genes
>>68643681
One-drop rule is a meme, what matters is what race you look like.
>be a rich silver spoon baby
>modeled for a bit
>be a top CB in your boyhood club where you earn millions
>win everything in the sport
Pique is a lucky fuck tßh
>>68637937
>short
>pointy ears
He's an elf
>>68641339
Absolutely. The best athlete in the world is White.
>>68641279
So, you're a cuck?
MESSI
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>>68641176
Is there a video of this?
Messi looks like a mestizo rape baby. At least Ronaldo looks like a better European.
Ronaldo has charisma and leadership
Messi is an autistic pussy nerd
You tell me who's better.
>>68648515
Messi
>>68637937
>dat fucking zit on his nose tough
>>68648515
Messi is unironically whiter than Ronaldo
Ronaldo has legit aspergers (see tsuuu) unlike Messi who is just shy
Ronaldo crying himself to sleep
>>68637937
Every time I click on this pic I wanna pop that nose pimple
>>68637937
He has evolved from full autism manchild looks, into an alpha in just a couple of years. Looks like a different person.
>>68637937
>pale skin
>red beard
is he fully white?
donaldo's grandma was a nigger
>>68651172
>argentina
>white
pick one olaf
