Why are these the only two countries without a totally embarrassing national anthem?
>>68631063
>he said, with english as his only language
you don't like Russia's? brings me back to the CoD 4 days.
>>68631063
Russia and Germany have good ones of the countries currently playing in a tournament.
>>68631106
>anthems are poems
Our anthem is objectively the best
>>68631106
You have a cool kit, but the anthem sucks, let's be honest here.
>>68631160
They are, at least the ones from real countries with an actual culture.
Honorable mentions: France and Germany
>>68631063
France m8
>>68631160
all songs are poems you dumbass.
>>68631063
Hungary has the most moving national anthem in the world. Read its lyrics, it absolutely depressing. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Himnusz
>>68631201
you're right, I heard the national anthem of the Falklands once and it sounded great
Det er et yndigt land is objectively the best anthem.
>>68631217
>>68631281
Wow, you two contrarian edgelords. Is there a single anthem without music to it? I haven't heard one.
>>68631063
The British anthem is pretty boring, sounds good with a full orchestra. Italy has the best anthem.
lolwut, both of these anthems are appalling
>>68631063
usa and russia are objectively the best
>>68631217
>the ones from real countries with an actual culture.
That rules you out then ;)
Why don't you make like a Hajduk and split
Friendly reminder that the American anthem's tune is from an English drinking song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydAIdVKv84g
Both are pretty bad, honestly.
>>68631499
The Irish should follow their example. They'd have the best one if it was Fields of Athenry or something like that.
O CANADA,
MY SAFE SPACE SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE LAND
http://m.newser.com/story/226768/o-canada-gets-a-gender-neutral-version.html
>tfw no lyrics
>>68631063
but Italy and Russia have awesome anthems
>>68631474
Mohammad Ahmadinejad the sister-fucker telling me my country has no culture.
Top kek
I'd say you don't have culture, but Islam is your new culture.
>tfw we'll never change our anthem to Jersusalem or Land of Hope and Glory
GSTQ sucks
>>68631791
Stale. Very stale.
>>68631063
Are you kidding? Russkie anthem is by far the best anthem tbpqhwyfam, after the Star-Spangled Banner.
Italy has the eternal goat anthem
>>68631063
France and Russia have the best national anthems imo. Ours is pretty good, but the UK's is just so dreary and depressing.
Honestly, Star Spangled Banner isn't that great imo
America the Beautiful is a million times better
>>68631791
>Croatia
Literally who ? Arent you lads basically just a shit Serbian ?
>>68631999
Serbia with beaches
>>68631913
Only if they sung the 2nd verse of Jerusalem as a shortened version during sporting events. Jerusalem is used by England at the Commonwealth Games anyway.
>>68631999
Yep.
>>68631063
france's is pretty cool, even if it is edgy
>>68631913
>tfw we'll never change our anthem to The Battle Cry of Freedom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v582kPp43Mg
Down with the traitor, and up with the star.... :(
>>68631106
>he said, with the only language that matters in the world as his only language
>>68632033
Basically this and dubs.
Bring me my bow of burning gold!
Bring me my arrows of desire!
Bring me my spear: o clouds unfold!
Bring me my chariots of fire!
I will not cease from mental fight;
Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand
Till we have built Jerusalem
In England’s green and pleasant land.
Everyone thinks their anthem is the best, it's delusion
Our anthem is miles better though
Italy and Russia have the best anthem.
Ours is ok but a bit too old imo.
>>68632269
Yes Italy has the best anthem in the world. Now get out this thread is for boring anthems and how we can improve them.
>>68631063
>God save our queen
Pretty fucking embarassing, like anyone gives a shit about God saving the queen
>>68632356
you tell em brother rasheed
>>68632124
We could never use the Battle Cry of Freedom. Southerners would get too butthurt over lines like "he shall never be a slave" and "down with the traitor" because it would insult great-great-grandpappy Billy Bob's memory.
>>68631602
whatever, I'll still sing 'son' because I'm a shitlord
>>68632356
>not wanting god to save the queen
get a load of this guy
>>68631602
OOOO CAAAANAAADDAA
USA's anthem is terrible and embarrassing
Italy have the best
>>68632033
>>68631913
Jerusalem as the sporting anthem for England's teams, God Save the Queen as the UK's official anthem
>Rule Britannia for the Olympic teams
>>68631063
>lard of the free
>allah praise the queen
>>68631063
What about Flanders' anthem?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcLGwJKm6ZE
>>68632556
>ordem e progresso
>Brazil is a violent and lawless shithole
JUST
>>68632119
>france's is pretty cool, even if it is edgy
All the songs from the early Republican/Bonapartist period are cheesy and bloody as fuck. I personally prefer the Chant du Départ to the Marseillaise.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gC_152tUQo
>Consecrate in the blood of kings and slaves
>The iron blessed by your elders
kek
>>68631063
gay post
>>68631063
two of the most boring songs I've ever heard
>>68632669
You're all manly to pick up a fight on the internet; I want to see you leave your house without being blown up by a paki and tell that to my face.
>>68631063
>1. Soviet Union
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs
>2. Mexico
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFoDelEJJTM
>3. United States of America
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ETrr-XHBjE
.................................
POWER GAP
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>............
>.....................
>...........................
>900000000000001. England
>90000000000000000002. France
>99999999999999999999999999999991. Argentina
>>68631063
Hen Wlad Fy Nhadau is the best anthem of all time mate
>>68633025
Terrible post by a tripcunt. Surprise surprise.
>>68633025
>england
which one?
>>68631063
>anthem
kek
USA has got to have the most faggot anthem of them all.
We, on the other hand, have the second best anthem of the world. An award given by the biggest music authorities known to man
>>68631106
Why would anyone bother learning your dead languages when you produce zero media
>>68633421
u r gay, your opinion is irrelevant
>>68631063
>implying the french anthem doesn't exist.
The best national anthems are Russia's and Montenegro's, also the French. God Save the Queen is Japan tier shit. Star Spangled Banner is average.
>>68633008
>monkey gets told his country is a violent shithole
>threatens me with violence
Mexicanos, al grito de guerra
el acero aprestad y el bridón.
Y retiemble en sus centros la Tierra,
al sonoro rugir de el cañón.
Y retiemble en sus centros la Tierra,
al sonoro rugir de el cañón!
>>68631217
>culture
>being the no. 1 country in the world
pick one
>>68631217
You want our anthem to be more culturally significant for us? How's this
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5PXSK3iDeAI
>>68633807
Oh, but its not my opinion. the biggest music authorities known to man said many times that your anthem is the most faggot anthem in the world Do your research.
>>68631063
Rusia's anthem is head and shoulders above both m8.
I don't see the appeal of the British anthem desu, sounds like an average Christian hymn except it has lyrics that are about what is essentially nothing more than a tax-sponsored, pointless celebrity.
Do Brits still actually care about the royal family?
>>68633955
Cállese, chicano. Está haciendo el ridículo.
>>68634658
>said many times that your anthem is the most faggot anthem in the world Do your research
If they would have stuck to the original lyrics - >>68631499 - all about friendship, drinking and debauchery, then they might have done a bit better.
>>68631063
>Ode to the Cheeseburger
>good
>>68634821
Didnt know that. Supports my "most faggot" award to USA.
>>68634959
You don't like to sing songs with your mates down the local pub and have a jolly good time? You're the one who sounds like a big gay.
>>68635048
Only good songs like I Got Friends in Low Places and Ignition Remix
>>68631063
Canadian anthem is okay imo
>>68631602
Only because that member of parliament is dying so people felt bad
>>68635271
I can't stand it. Embarrassing IMO. And they just changed the words again so no one is T R I G G E R E D
Stars and Stripes is pretty gud. GOAT flute section.
>an anthem about a war won by USSR
>an anthem dedicated to a powerless inbred woman and with references to a religion that doesn't exist anymore
Yeah no. Get rekt amerishit.
>>68635894
The Soviets won the War of 1812?
Impressive tbdesu
>>68636070
Yes they did, they defeated Napoleon and liberated the jews from Egypt. Glad you learned something new today.
>>68635048
U got me wrong. I was saying they were even bigger faggots because they canged it.
Chill bruh
>>68631063
Our anthem is shit. We have tonnes of suitable songs and we use the droning shit that mentions the piece of shit queen.
>>68636826
You're alright by me m8.
>>68631106
>AS AAARMAS, AS AAAARMAS
>>68636576
What did Napoleon have to do with the War of 1812?
>>68631217
Kinda subtle bait
>>68637579
the British wanted to prevent us from supplying Napoleon's army.
>>68637579
Napoleon conquered Egypt and enslaved the jews to build a rocket to shot at North Korea. The soviets intercepted it in the night (hence 'the rockets red glare, the bombs bursting in air) and killed Napoleon and freed the jews after raping their women and children.
So they won the war.
>>68637967
I thought it started because we tried to invade Canada? And the British saw it as an opportunity to put us down to prove to their other colonies that independence didn't work?
>>68631063
Wales, Russia, France, Italy, Brazil all have better anthems.
argentinas anthem sounds like howling baboons and there is nothing you will ever be able to do to change that at a sporting event
>>68638377
we invaded Canada after declaring war on the British. Congress passed Macon's Bill #2 which gave Britain and France the option to resume trade with us and Napoleon elected to resume trade.
>>68631063
France's is unironically the best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4K1q9Ntcr5g
Russia and Wales my favourite two.
>>68631160
>implying Francis Scott Key didn't pen the Star Spangled Banner completely separate from the musical arrangement which is originally from a drinking song.
Our anthem is a poem, burgerbro. Just happens to be a bretty gud one.
>>68635894
>>an anthem about a war won by USSR
The USSR didn't even exist yet when the Star-Spangled Banner was written, in 1814
>>68641099
France's is god-tier
What do you think about >our anthem, /sp/? There's quite some negativity about it in Romania, but I think it's pretty decent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnaImNLuDiI
>>68635519
What did they change Canada bro?
>>68641508
I have no problems with it whatsoever. Is the dissent about some sort of historical value placed on the anthem? Like something tied back to Ceauşecu? Or do they just not like the song?
>>68641508
It's pretty decent
>>68631063
English is the worst. Welsh is top tier
>>68631063
>he didn't hear Ukraine's anthem
>british national anthem
a copy of the prussian national anthem. anthem is solid but being a copy is pretty pathetic.
>USA national anthem
Not even worth commenting on let alone rating it.
Four songs for the four countries of the UK.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVzIn_kfSg4
>>68641623
I bet you hadn't even heard the welsh anthem until this monday
>>68631063
Italy's is decent
>>68641607
It's not about Ceausescu, we're actually only using this one since 1990. Maybe that's one of the issues, we've changed the anthem a lot in the past.
It's mostly about the message, people think it's too sad, even depressive and anachronistic.
>>68641785
dat Bread of Heaven and the second verse of Jerusalem at the end tho.
>>68633025
>Not posting Ivan Drago entrace for the USSR anthem
You had one fucking job
>>68635894
Sounds like somebody is bootyblasted about losing a couple worthless islands
lmao you dumb niggers, our Mexican national anthem is basically the GOAT anthem ever.
>>68642360
We already establish early into the thread that the Italian anthem is the best, slowpoke.
ELITE TIER
>Russia/Soviet Union
"The union of invincible free republics
Has joined forever the great Rus"
>France
"To arms, citizens,
Form your battalions,
Let's march, let's march!
Let an impure blood
Soak our fields!"
>Slovakia
"Over Tatra lightnings strike,
Thunders roar wildly.
We'll stop them, brothers
for they will perish.
Slovaks'll live once more."
>Germany
"Unity and justice and freedom
For the German fatherland!
Let us all strive for this purpose
Brotherly with heart and hand!"
ELITE BUT NOT OFFICIAL ANTHEM
>Oath (Polish)
We'll not let German spit in our face
And germanise our children.
Armed our battalion shall stand
With Spirit as the leader.
Each doorstep'll be a fortress for us.
So help us God.
So help us God.
>Bella Ciao (Italy)
"This is the flower of the partisan
O bella ciao, bella ciao, bella ciao ciao ciao
This is the flower of the partisan
Who died for freedom"
SHIT TIER
>Netherlands
"I am William, from Nassau (City in France - translator's note), of German blood, I have always been faithful to king of Spain."
>United States of North America
"O! thus be it ever, when freemen shall stand
Between their loved homes and the war's desolation."
>United Kingdom of "Great Britain" and part of Ireland
"God save our German overlords"
>>68635519
>>68641545
OH Cuckada!
My Shed and BIG Black Bull
>>68642360
Mexican music is SHIT-tier
The OP has had all of your pants down lads, our national anthem Is the national anthem of about 20 other countries. We've forced it onto them at some point when were slapping the rest of the world about.
>>68632285
Too old? Do you prefer our Koningslied? Fuckyou
