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Warriors sweep in 7 Edition

Cavaliers v. Warriors - 8pm ET, Sunday March 19 2016
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How mad is /sp/ going to be when the Warriors win?
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>>68622769
How is it a sweep when it goes to a Game 7? You're a fucking retarded Warriors """""""fan""""""
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da land
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What are the chances of the Cavs actually winning game 7?
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reminder that the warriors didnt even sweep once in the playoffs and are in their second game seven
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>>68623332
Not good but the Warriors chances weren't high of going 73-9 and coming back from 3-1 in the previous season. I predict Cleveland will win since it doesn't matter if Curry or Klay is on fire, if supporting cast won't D up and make shots
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>>68623362
>this Warriors team could beat Michael's Bulls

And now all the fucking idiots and morons that thought this look even more fucking dumb. This Warriors team couldn't even beat any of those 00 Lakers team, nonetheless the fucking Bulls.
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>Warriors sweep in 7

Dumbass
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01. LeCoon
02. LeBrownstains
03. LeCramp Shames
04. LeBenis
05. LePoopypants
06. LeBola
07. LeQuit
08. LeChoke
09. LeMeme
10. LeBrick
11. LeBronze
12. LeDumb
13. LeBabbycock
14. LeBeta
15. LeFag
16. LeQueen
17. LeBroom
18. LeTravel
19. LeBroke
20. LeLoser
21. LeDouche
22. Cabron
23. Chokebron
24. LeCuck
25. LeBald
26. LeCrab
27. LeBitch
28. LeBum
29. LeFraud
30. LeDick
31. LeFlop
32. LeTwofour
33. LeSmall
35. LeTired
34. LelBabby
35. LelBron
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9999999999. LeBron
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>>68623332

30-40%

but man it will make my life complete if it happens
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>>68623332
The warriors are fucking broken, if they don't start strong it's ogre for them.
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>>68623332
>Iggy/Bogut down VS Kyrie (possibly) down.

If Lebron wears his headband I believe that he can win it for da land. Love actually needs to earn his paycheck and maybe the meme will finally die.

I don't even care that Lebron wins, the team I support has long since been eliminated, all I want GSW fans to get blown the fuck out.
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>>68624947
I think not having green to rape people broke Steph Curry's confidence
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the warriors are done. steph is scared, draymond is a ball grabber (trendsetter type of guy huh), bogut's knee, and andre's back. cavs 4-3 get mad
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>>68623332
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>>68627535

>Going Strong
>Small ball
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Really though
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>>68623332

History is on the warriors side since its never been done before. The cavs have all the momentum though and the pressure is on the warriors - plus missing Bogut and having an injured iguodala takes two of their best defensive players out of the game. Add to that the fact that the Warriors home court is going to be incredibly hard to win at for a visiting team in a game 7 and it really is a toss up...theres no way to predict but I think Cleveland has a small advantage.
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>Curry
>Born from da land
>Brick shots in game 7 and give da land a championship

Will he be likable again
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>>68628658
>Game tied with 17 seconds left on the clock GS ball.
>Curry burns down the clock to get the final shot.
>Takes off his shirt and has a Akron shirt. Eddie Guerrero theme starts playing.
>Lays it up in his own rim and misses. >Klay shoots the winning 3 in OT.
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>>68623332
21%
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any news on iggy's back?????
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>>68624830
This and this.
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>>68623332
>Curry and Kerr paid the refs and guise of fine
>Homecourt
>Draymond can lowblow multiple times and not get suspended.
>Harrison Barnes will knock down the open 3s
>Illegal Screen allowed
>Ayesha Curry is the equivalent of Hillary Clinton who rides their husband success and thinks they are hot shit.


Cavs are fucked, throw you entire saving on the Warriors
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>>68628487
Did they?
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Ayesha Curry fantasy

Fantasy 1:
>Ayesha stays home with me to watch the game
>I'm wearing a Lebron James Cavaliers jersey
>She's wearing Golden State Warriors bra and thong
>We watch the game together while I'm groping her the whole time
>Spank her on her ass everytime Golden State scores a point
>4th Quarter comes
>10 minutes left I grab her head and she starts kissing my cock and licking my balls
>6 minutes left in the game I rub my precum covered head all over her lips
>5 minutes left I put it in her mouth and get sucked off/fuck her mouth
>I make her slow down a little so I don't cum too early
>30 seconds left and Cavs are winning I push her head down her and make her choke on my cock
>Cum in her mouth as the game ends and Cavs celebrate
>She hates the taste and gags on the cum and I slap my cum covered cock on her face

Ayesha Curry fantasy #2
>Repeat all steps until 5 minutes left in game
>Pull her thong off and bend her over letting her watch the game
>I shove my cock up her pussy and start to fuck her
>I continue to fuck her as she moans and whines about her shitty team losing the game
>Grip her hips and ass fucking her real good with 2 minutes left
>1:30 left I undo her Golden State Warriors bra and throw it on the floor, letting her know the bandwagon is done and she won't need that anymore
>Fuck her good and cum hard and deep in her pussy as the game ends and she's complaining about "muh warriors" "muh rigged"
>Slap her ass and say "Go Cavs!!! We got one for the land!!!"
>She gets pregnant and Curry raises the kid as his own in the public eye
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>Stephen A Smith says Ayesha Curry has a "bright future" as if she's a fucking high school graduate

holy shit i was dying with laughter
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Honestly I think /nba/ will never recover from bandwagoning Lebron up 2-1 and getting BTFO. It's eternal!
I can't say i feel sorry for you, you actually thought delly could shut down the best shooter to ever play the game. You gotta live with that the rest of your lives.

>iggy shutting down MJ
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>68629938
sick of this light skin privilege, hope our guy adam silverstein fix this
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>>68630114
>dat flag
>this topic
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>>68629618
fantasy #2 is goals

>>68629938
ayesha is nigger trash, and she showed that with her tweeting
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>>68629618
kys
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>>68631533
Go away Stephen
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it's over lads. the jews have decided lebron isn't going to win one this year.
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Who /nervous/ for tomorrow's game
I can't be the only one
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LeBron/Kyrie have driven to the rim 149 times, and have 62 free throws from it. (41%)

Klay/Steph have 69 drives, and 55 free throws from it. (125%)

What did Ayesha Curry mean by this?
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>>68623198
I can never tell if these responses are serious or not
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>>68632610
>55/69*100=125
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>>68622769
what an ugly piece of shit
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>curry fans

intellectual patricians who appreciate the finesse and teamwork parts of basketball. believe success should be earned not just given by amazing genetics

>lebron fans

neanderthal retards who fantasize about big strong black men ejaculating inside their wives

this is about accurate right?
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>>68623332
>>68623332

Silver game Lebron 2 games to make it look competitive. He has no intention of actually letting them win.
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What exactly did LeBron say???
Comments...Anybody?
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DERRICK IS COMING HOME TO NEW YORK
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>>68622769
Why does black Americans hate Curry?
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B/R: How do you think you would have fared on a team like the Warriors?

Dominique Wilkens: How would I have fared? You can't touch me. You can't put your hands on my hip. I'll tell you this: I scored close to 30 points per game in the hand-check era. I can tell you it would be over 35 per game. I can tell you that with sheer certainty!

Do you agree?
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>>68633260
He said "OOH-OOH AAH-AAH"
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>>68633335
le get cucked by Larry Bird man
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And what you think
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say something fat canada
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>>68633335

His first step was quick as fuck, probably the only faster guys were Big Game James and maybe Kemp

League would be fucked
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https://youtu.be/VWfeYtz6gqQ

https://youtu.be/fNzYbMqjwg8

>I'm unironically starting to believe him
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>>68633335

of course not

i'd be embarassed if i was an old man screaming about how much better i am then the current generation of (superior) players
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>>68623332
They're definitely the underdogs, but not an extreme long shot
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>>68633102
>Curry fans
Cucks who like Curry because he resembles them being one of the smaller guys on the court, and he shoots a ball which anybody can do, albeit not as well as he can.

They also are cucks that look for a "good guy" persona and like Curry because he's a light skin fag who has minimal tattoos and praises gawd

>Lebron fans

Respecting the best player in the game.

Smart enough to see the true most valuable player is one who can do everything, not just shoot a ball and rely on bigger guys to get him open

We're recognizing the true best while former Kobe faggots were in the gym with a limp wrist jacking off to Kobe's "Last shot" bullshit

Recognize superior basketball passing skills, with accurate 80mph passes to teammates while also being big enough to rebound and athletic and strong enough to do everything, while also skilled enough to play on the wing

>Basically comes down to this

Curry and Kobe fags like somebody they can identify with, while Kobe and Curry are obviously superior athletes to us they're just shooters mainly and feel cucked watching a monster athlete like James bully his way through and do everything

Lebron fans can respect a beast and that there are people capable of doing things we cant without feeling cucked by it
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I'm not feeling good about this game guys
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>>68633260
I wish I knew, the part they zoomed in on was kind of short but he was saying stuff before that. All I know is he said "nigga" to that hybrid freak
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The Warriors are getting a lot of bad press, from Curry's tech/ejection, Kerr complaining about refs, Draymond shit, and Curry's wife complaining about shit being rigged. Put that together with making it a "rivalry", the 3-1 deficit and "King" James overcoming all obstacles, the story would be better for the NBA if the Cavs win, rather than all this drama then the Warriors win anyways lel.

So the Cavs are pretty guaranteed to win, sadly.
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>>68633102
>success should be earned
>raised by a millionaire father
>had access to shooting coaches from nba teams since age 5
>had a $1,000 weekly allowance as a child
>father paid to have him make his high school team because he didn't show up in tryouts

kiss your sister and never @ me again
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>>68633706
Why isn't Magic's fat gay son GOAT then?
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>>68633260
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>>68633481

>cavs confirmed winning

fucking thank god. now i can relax
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>>68633706
>kiss your sister

is this becoming a thing now?
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>>68633664
Drake's the type of faggot to call Toronto, Canada the "6" and wear platform shoes when he knows he'll see Lebron so he looks bigger next to him
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>>68633383
Warriors.

Patriots had one chance to not choke. Warriors had three.
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>>68633762

Magic properly raised his child, made him work for everything he got. The kid didn't have an interest in basketball, and Earvin knew that early on.

>dad is one of the richest and most savvy businessman on the planet
>he still makes you get a summer job and pay for your first car

based Magic desu, I know the kids a faggot and everything, but he has a good head on his shoulders and he'll be fine
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>>68633536
accurate
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http://talkobamato.me/synthesize.py?speech_key=5d66530e2a924cda9bc4272dd8e09e01
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>>68633762

Curry isn't GOAT, he's not even top 100, bad bait
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>>68629187
The Ayesha-Hilary comparison

I keked hard

>>68629618
I really hope a porn producer is reading this bread. It can't be too hard to get an Ayesha look alike for the right money.
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>>68633706

Being Curry
>Was given an NBA athletes genetics
>Millionaire father
>Access to shooting coaches from NBA teams
>Raised on NBA style floors and had an advantage of never playing on fucked up pothole filled outdoor courts never getting to get an accurate shot when there's wind, he's probably never had his shot altered by wind and had a personal gym at home
>AAU basketball kid

I didn't know he had a 1000 dollar weekly allowance though
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>>68633938
>I really hope a porn producer is reading this bread. It can't be too hard to get an Ayesha look alike for the right money.

We gotta make this happen
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>>68633913
http://talkobamato.me/synthesize.py?speech_key=d7201fd4ff3a93c9a048d4b2aaeb55ef
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>>68633816
He doesn't call Toronto the 6
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>>68633950

That what's one of his high school teammates said, apparently
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>>68622769
>father paid to have him make his high school team because he didn't show up in tryouts
Wait what? Not that I don't believe it, but I've never heard this before.
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>>68629187
>Hillary Clinton riding Bill Clinton's coattails

>reminder she went to Yale Law school
>reminder she was a successful lawyer
>reminder she convinced him to join politics
>reminder she was a senator
>reminder she almost was the presidential candidate in 2008
>reminder she's going to win this year and your neet ass will go back into your hole
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>>68634027

N O T A G A I N

>>68634099

Like >>68634063 said, apparently one of his ex teammates come out and said this

Don't know if it's jealously or truth, but he said it wasn't because he wasn't good enough to make the team (he was), he just literally didn't care enough to show up

I think it was the guy's brother who got kicked off to make room for Curry
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>>68634048
How new?
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Who should be the fourth person on the NBA mount rushmore?

>MJ
>Bird
>LeGod
>???
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>>68634167

Mount Rushmore isn't greatest players ever to me, it's the most iconic players

so I'd have

>MJ
>Kobe
>LeBron
>Magic/Bird
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>>68634159

top kek that's fucked up as hell
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cap this
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>>68634288

>those digits

OH SHIT WADDUP
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>>68634167
Simmons
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>>68634214
Shaq is more iconic than Kobe
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>>68634397

Christ, no. More dominant? Yes.
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>>68634397
>Shaq is more iconic than Kobe
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>>68633536
>autism
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>>68634397
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>>68634397
Not more iconic but he was a way better player in both their primes. Gorilla dab is unstoppable
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>>68633481
holy shit some one get this guy some medication

60 minutes of this shit?
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>>68633481
What is coincidence?
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>>68634714

>60 minutes of the truth means you need medication
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>tfw there are "people" in this thread that think lebron is better than Kobe all-time
>b-but he almost won the finals!!
>b-but muh stats!!

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>advanced stats
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>>68634515
What's better

Choice A. Being a 190 pound shooter on a loaded 15 man team.

Or Choice B. being a 250-270 or so pound beast that can do everything and can single handedly take a 20 win team to the finals and play 4 1/2 positions

If you answer choice A you're a true autist
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>>68633481
This guy is trippin the fuck out.
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>>68634880
>advanced stats
>2-5
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>>68634834
How much time do you think he spent trying to come up with a conspiracy? He's trippin. Meta world peace already confirmed there's no rigging
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Will this be one of the greatest game 7s of all time?
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>>68633481
I don't have time to watch this shit does he say the good guys win?
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why does every green day song sound the same?
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>>68635148
because they are a power-chord post-punk group.

even the Ramones changed things up a bit. Green Day doesn't know how to do that.
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>>68635037
>Muh 2-5
>Counting 2007 when nobody expected him to win, 2011 when he took a oaid off dive, and 2014 when he also let off the gas.

I'll give you 2015, he lost with no soldiers on his team except Tristan Thompson and sometimes Shumpert.

Now I'd like to see how Cuckry's team does if he leaves and the team is the exact same.

James 2009-2010 season, over 60 wins, makes ECF, fakes elbow injury because he's leaving Cleveland and has no reason to try to go any further.

2010-2011 Cavs exact same team, bottom of the league.

>Hypothetical Curry leaves Warriors
Same team still makes the playoffs

Same scenario with all of Kobe's teams, if he leaves they still make the playoffs
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>>68635244
I can only really listen to dookie, even insomniac sucks
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>>68633481

>at halftime the score was 43 to 59 and right away i thought of the civil war
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>>68633481
Holy shit this dude is the king of tin foil
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>>68635346
Dookie is their only good album
Pop punk in general is a fairly stale genre tho
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>>68635295
>he typed all this out
>yet lebron will be 2-5 in the finals

AHAHHAAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAH

pass the blunt I need some mental gymnastics PEDs too senpai
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How does Cavs +5 sound?

I'm thinking about blowing this one off.
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>>68635103

Cavs win, lebron scores either 42 or 46
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>>68634836
People who say kobe isn't a all time great are just fucking delusional or a youngfag, probably didn't start watching the game till like 3yrs ago. Writers, coaches and players, even Jordan, say he is a all time great.
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>>68635148
There's quite clearly a difference in tone between their earlier stuff like before Dookie (which I don't even know of as a Green Day fan), Dookie itself, post-Dookie like Insomniac, American Idiot, 21st Century Breakdown, and Uno, Dos, Tres.

All their new stuff sounds similar, but that's because they're intending it that way. At least, I hope so, because only 1 in 3 of their more modern stuff is worth listening to.
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>>68635420
>Tfw anon is on suicide watch on Fathers day
I hope you're not a Dad anon
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>>68635481
GOAT at chucking bricks.

LeBron would have to miss every single FGA for the next three season to equal the number of missed shots Kobe had in his career.
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>>68633706
Seriously how can anyone like Curry. Surely people are literally doing it unironically.
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>>68635621
5-2 >2-5
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>>68635405
Somehow the numbers all equal something of some meme calculator

Pretty autistic desu
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>>68635420
Livestream killing yourself when the warriors lose.
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>>68635733
When it becomes 3-4 tomorrow Kobe will indefinitely be inferior to Bron.
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>>68633481
>Cavs confirmed winning

Wew lad
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>>68634167
Change Bird with Magic and add Wilt.
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They can't win without Bogut. He is the reason they won last title not iggy.
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How can blacks even compete?
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>>68636242
Iggy was Finals MVP.

Something LeBron has done twice and Curry has never done.
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>>68635797
He's looking at numbers linking whatever specific numbers fit a narrative he wants to put down.

Look at all the numbers that take place in a single NBA game. Last game was 115-101. Dude could use any combination of scores from 0-0 to 115-101. It's highly unlikely you cant find some number from some code to fit whatever narrative you want.

I'm will to bet if you look deep enough you could find numbers linking to the words:

Jet, Fuel, Cant, Melt, Steel, Beams

or maybe

Obama, Loves, Thick, White, Cock

>inb4 but anon, all that is true!
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>>68636297
BIG
WHITE
COCK
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>>68636572
Considering lebron was in the finals 7 times and curry only twice
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>>68636835
ITS ALL IN THE NUMBERS
>>68636766
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>>68636242
I fucking agree, faggots severely underrate his importance.

No Bogut means no intimidation inside + less rotation minutes for everyone.
Who's scared of Green in the paint if you're not a 6'3 point guard? Bogut may not be playing 40 minutes a game but he's a quality big guy and he brings some decent quality offense too

Easy points in the paint with no Bogut . BARBECUED CHICKEN DOWN THERE!!!!
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>>68634880
If they're so fucking loaded why they didn't win in 4 instead of trying to sweep in 7? Riddle me that batman!
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>>68636846
exactly. Curry has been in the NBA 8 seasons and only made the Finals 2 time.

>system babby
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>>68636297
>Tfw Beyonce sits next to you
>She sends a text, her bodyguard comes up to you and gives you a number to call
>She winks at you
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>>68636905
Because Donkey Green can't stop hitting guys in the fucking nuts. And Bogut got injured, + Cleveland got better and more confident
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>Will the Rockets have a good offseason, anon?
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Still waiting for the Unanimous Regular Season MVP to show up in the Finals.
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>>68636297
>has a half billion dollars
>wears torn jeans
get me off this planet, it's not for me
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>>68637105
>implying most rockets fans arent really fat mexicans
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Last two digits are how many points curry has sunday
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>>68637088
But they're loaded, one guy getting suspended shouldn't alter the loaded team not winning. So again if they're so loaded why hasn't there been a parade in Oakland yet?
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>>68637105
i'd off her season if you know what I mean
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>>68636976
Why are you sucking lebron's dick so much? That statement could be said about the majority of the league
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>>68637431
sounds reasonable. last 2 digits is how many points legod gets
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>>68637517
>That statement could be said about the majority of the league

that's your definition of MVP?
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>>68635346
their only decent album desu
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>>68637617
KEK 2011 LeBron shows up
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>>68635733
and LeBron >> Kobe
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>Donaldo
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>>68629618
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>>68637489
Well that doesn't mean Cleveland is bums just because GS is loaded. They've got their team now, which is probably 5 or 6 guys quality guys deep instead of just 2 quality guys like last year. Still not 10+ quality guys though. 4 quality guys + big bad JAMES is good compensation
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>>68633607
>So the Cavs are pretty guaranteed to win, sadly.

You're thinking too small. They're going to let the Warriors win, by a bullshit call and build them up as the villains all next season, complete with Klay, Curry, Kerr and Draymond talking shit all year and pour everything into Cleveland winning next season and going 16-0 through the playoffs.
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>>68637620
There have been countless other MVP's you know. not just steph alone, who hasn't been in the Final's a lot.
Again, stop sucking Lebron's dick.
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so! who's /nba/ picking to win tomorrow?
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>>68637963
cavs and, as usual, /nba/ is wrong af
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>>68637931
>stop sucking the dick ofa great player

Shut the fuck up
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>>68637931
Curry is the first ever "unanimous" MVP after the past two finals, would you even remotely consider Curry anything close to that?
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>>68637912
Fuck that you son of a bitch, I read that the Warriors are loaded. The top 2 for warriors is friggin horrible. Something like 14-39 FGs correct me if I'm wrong against the cavs so far. As to the cavs top 2 done put up over 100 points in 3 games. I'm starting to think the cavs are the stacked team
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>>68634145
You convinced me anon, I'm now #MentallyHill
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>>68638238
>thinks I'm a dick sucker of anyone

For a stalker you're not very good
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>>68638391
What if Love is faking his suckottry and explodes in game 7 scoring 30 points
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>>68633536
You can respect lebrons game without rooting for him. You know that right? You LeBitch dickriding numbskull
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>>68629618
>Fantasy 1:
>>Ayesha stays home with me to watch the game
>>I'm wearing a Lebron James Cavaliers jersey
>>She's wearing Golden State Warriors bra and thong
>>We watch the game together while I'm groping her the whole time
>>Spank her on her ass everytime Golden State scores a point
>>4th Quarter comes
>>10 minutes left I grab her head and she starts kissing my cock and licking my balls
>>6 minutes left in the game I rub my precum covered head all over her lips
>>5 minutes left I put it in her mouth and get sucked off/fuck her mouth
>>I make her slow down a little so I don't cum too early


LOL FAGGOT

In my book it would be
>bitch stays with me to watch the game
>bitch gets fucked till I cramp and can't go at it anymore ~2hours
>rest while getting head gmae ends
warriors finals champions by 28
fuck your lame shit
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>>68638523
So that a make cavs the stacked team. Not the Warriors
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>mfw game 7 at home

>making Curry angry
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>>68634167

>MJ
>Bird
>LeGod
>Kareem

Bird was a better player than Magic, as was Kareem for the 1st half of the 80s (plus Kareem had the entire 70s).
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>>68638599
>I respect his game
>But everybody needs to hate him and not root for him

Go suck currys waffle skin hybrid freak dick
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>>68637105

Who is this luscious latina?
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cavs will get btfo
no point in even watching
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>>68633664
tell me these nignogs don't usually kiss each other on the mouth
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>>68638613
Well at least my fantasy had a little reality in it. You're free to fantasize about the warriors winning though
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>>68635148

Diatonically, they gravitate towards songs that use the 1, 4 and 5 in each key. Pretty standard pop punk stuff. 21 guns, key of f major i believe, uses the 1, 4, 5 and 6 chords (f major, b flat major, c major and d minor)

Source: 7kt music analysis division
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>>68634167
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>Steven A Smith and Skip picked the Warriors
welp /nba/ was wrong again
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https://youtu.be/_2BBc9o4s44
https://youtu.be/_2BBc9o4s44
https://youtu.be/_2BBc9o4s44
LEBRON JAMES HOLY SHIT
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Lads, my dad is a lifelong Lakers fan since the late 70s

I bought him a Larry Bird jersey for Father's day , what are the odds he has a heart attack?
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>>68638841
keep it /nba/ related! ill let it slide this time
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>>68638837
you think that and doubt the best team in the NBA

reminder its 2016
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>>68637431
>>68637617
Both sound reasonable. Last 2 digits are how many points Klay has on Sunday.
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>>68638946
dat bass
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If Iggy's back breaks in game 7, I can see Cavs winning
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>>68624700

fuckin this, lebron rekt
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>>68639005
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>>68639042
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>>68623844
>coming back from 3-1 in the previous season
you mean 2-1? BIG difference
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>>68639125
ipad pls
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>>68623198
>>68623362
>>68624485
>newfriends
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>>68624388
also remember that the bulls lost 5 less games than the warriors as of now
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Whole world is supporting based Curry against that steroid animal lelbron, justice will prevail, GSW CHAMPIONS
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>>68639243

Watch them say its bait.
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>>68639243
rare flag
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blowout by half time
fetti raining at half time
bench players rolling cavs starting crew after half time
bron shoots like 20% and everybody lays an egg
klay/curry/draymond have 60 by half
cavs barely break 10 points first two quarters
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>>68639347

>Turkey
>Rare
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>>68639396
>mfw
>/nba/ wrong again
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>>68638707
this
lebron is a better magic than magic
jordan is jordan
kareem is kareem
bird is dirk with defense and heart and passing abilities and rebounding abilities
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>>68639230
Which game is this from?
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>Report Lakers are shopping D'Angelo Russell for a top 5 pick
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>>68639537
russell for cousins
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>>68638059
>tripfag telling me to stfu
Hahahaha KILL YOURSELF
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>>68639537
>tfw we get simmons and ingram
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>>68639472
lol
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Who the hell is Ben Simmons, is it that guy who used to run Grantland?
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>>68633383
18-1 only way it could've topped it is if they lost it to the Pistons
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Which nba player has the baddest wife?

With bikini pictures?
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>>68639537
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2647082-lakers-trade-rumors-dangelo-russell-could-be-dealt-for-2016-nba-draft-pick?yptr=yahoo

Good luck!
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>>68639041
I'm going to cum so hard to Ayeshas bitch fest when they lose
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>>68639148
>Tfw Klay is already getting drunk to drown his sorrows
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>>68639537
>de'bust
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Reminder that this guy not only predicted the Warriors to come back down 1-3 against the Thunder and also For the Cavs to win the Finals back in April, but also predicted the NFL playoffs and Superbowl

It's not looking good fellas...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmcgqWuDVRA
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Does Kevin Love know he's getting traded this summer?
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>>68639537

Mitch doesn't leak shit

Ramona is really the only one who, if she reports it, it's clear Mitch wanted it out there

Next you are going to tell me Mitch wants to trade Bully, gtfo of here
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>>68640246
Cavs have autism magic on their side. They literally can not lose
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>>68640470
>Next you are going to tell me Mitch wants to trade Bully,

But he did wanted to trade him
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>>68640246
>he doesn't know about private videos and deleting videos retroactively
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>>68640480
If by autism magic you mean fiction writers, then you'd be right.

If the Cavs win, it has nothing to do with skill or talent, it's because they were predetermined to win.

>>68640526
Except I literally remember his videos being posted in /nfl/ back before the AFC championship game, I see alot of them were deleted afterward, but I remember them, I even remember guys mocking him because he called Russell Wilson "the chosen one".
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>>68640520

DELETE THIS
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>>68640601
what is coincidence. A majority of people would pick the fan favorite, like he is.
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>>68640664
I want to believe that too bruh, and trust me, I fucking hate conspiracy theorists.
But heres the thing, the guy LITERALLY predicts the entire playoff scenario's and the winner of the championship game. You'd have to be some kind of super genius fortune teller to do that.
I've seen people predict the winner of the superbowl before the season, I've seen it happen many times, but this guy does way more than just that.

If the Cavs win, I'm just gonna spam Ayesha's picture with the caption "apologize". Because she would be fucking right, shit is rigged.

And he's not stopping, he's seems to already be predicting the 2016 NFL season.

I really REALLY don't want this shit to be true because literally every sports team I rooted for and put my heart and soul into, all the magical moments and crazy experiences I've had was just a waste of fucking time and a joke.
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>>68640601
The worst Silver can rig games is getting called to the line and foul trouble if people get retarded with their D like Curry in G6. They can't score for Barnes. Unless you're going to go full magnets on me.
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chemtrails
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>tfw you will experience the second coming of lelbron if the cavs win tomorrow

also, post more lelbrons
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>>68640946
I don't know how they're doing it, that part is still a mystery.

You can argue that players are actors, but not a single retired man has come out to the public about it.
You can argue that certain players are being paid to choke, but again, no one has come out about it.
You can argue that it's all referee's, and that is something, but they can't take over the game.

I don't believe the whole magnet shit either desu, I just hope that he's wrong this time so I can just forget about all of this.
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>>68640898
I'm no magician but I said that Madrid will win the CL since December, Warriors are gonna come back and Cavs are winning it all before playoffs and I'm no magician

>inb4 jew
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would the pelicans be a nice fit for Rondo next season?

if not, where does he go?

(inb4 china)
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>Last two digits is number of points LeBron has in game 7
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>>68622769
>Warriors sweep in 7 Edition
>So shook he can't even put it in the subject line
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>>68633383
GS would have had to lost vs. a low seeded team for it to be close.
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>Dude this guy can predict the outcome of games, he's psychic man for real
>"How come he doesn't bet on the games then?"
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10520966

Who's going to win the finals?
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>Last two digits is number of points Curry has in game 7
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>>68641128
>I don't believe the whole magnet shit either desu, I just hope that he's wrong this time so I can just forget about all of this.

Anon. You can't win with people like this. If he's wrong he'll just smugly state that Silver has been monitoring his videos and changed the winner to GS accordingly.
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>>68641232
eh
Last 2 is steph
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>last two digits is Curry's fg% in game 7
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Stephen Curry is cute with his little under armour deal and his k-swiss shoes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95L1zxQjeqw
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>Unless the warriors win there won't be an incentive to have more teams in the Northwest beside portland
>Nobody wants to build an arena because of traffic
>Key arena can't be updated anymore because of the roof
>Fug
RIP, I don't think anyone cares anywhere else about this but the people in Seattle
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>>68641314
I don't believe a billion dollar corporation would just change the outcome of something just because one little mulatto looking kid is posting a "NBA is rigged" thing on youtube, he's not the only one, and it's not like he's got undeniable proof, he only has numerology.

If he's wrong, he's wrong, he can make whatever excuse he wants afterward.
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last two digits is Iman Shumperts points in Game 7 to bail out the Cavs
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I've seen this play out a million times this season.

Harrison Barnes, after having a bunch of games in which he is completely invisible, is playing at home and hits three 3s in the first quarter, opening a 15-3 lead for the Warriors and ending the game right there. I fear this will happen tomorrow.
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>>68641445
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>>68641128
Maybe they only let specific players on teams that can influence outcomes(superstars) in on the rigging. It would explain these weird underperformances from people you don't expect it from. Some people have too low of an IQ or are straight up apes like Cousins and Apemond.
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>>68641355
Fucking kek
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>>68641579
>Hey Steph
>"Yep?"
>Burning Cleveland in 5 games is bad for business
>How about 20 mil upfront if you brick shots for two games and we'll let you win plus another 20 mil after Game 7
>"Sign me in commish"
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>>68641208

Rondo/Davis would be a pretty solid poor man's Stockton/Malone.
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>>68640246
>predicts spurs using all this number shit
>they get BTFO in the 2nd round
>"105 backwards is 51"
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>>68641725
>40 million for a few games thrown
How retarded are you? The NBA may be big business but Curry's not getting 40 million even if they were to pay him under the table
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bruhs I'm actually so worried about the game tomorrow. I haven't been this worried about lebron since like that 2012 celtics series. but he came through in the end for us bruhs. lebron always comes through right? it's going to be so spectacular if he wins and so crushing if he loses I can't remember being this worried about a basketball game bruhs
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>mfw I've predicted the winner of the last 3 games in my dreams
Last night I dreamed that the Warriors would make a comeback in the 4th to win. Screencap this.
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>>68641725
That's probably how it easily went down. How does it feel when no matter what you do you always get overshadowed by the NBA's biggest star(MJ,Kobr/Shaw,Bron). Curry refused to play on the Olympics which is one of the biggest honors as an NBA player and he knows he's made of glass
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>>68641811
I know this feel. It could be the greatest Lebron game ever, or they could lose and we're stuck with warrior bandwagon faggots and curry koolaid drinkers another year
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>>68641811
>always come through
4-0 spurs
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>>68641811
It would suck because LeBron's based performance would be forgotten as the Memeoirs proceed to be crowned the GOATs
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>>68641811
Same I got cucked at work and am on my 8th day straight tomorrow and I don't even care, I only care about this game.
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I was walking home and got chills thinking of game 7. I can't wait.
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>>68641886
>2007
>Larry Hughes as best backup
That was a miracle they were even in the finals, and he had monster games in the ECF finals to beat Detroit who was a team with 5 guys who could contribute 20. That ECF was when I became a Lebron fan, he was hitting shots from everywhere at awkward angles and everything
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>>68641811
>being worried even though you already know the shit's rigged for the Cavs to win
Just enjoy the first championship in 51 years storyline ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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