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>>68601079
Bra71l existed.
um don't the games start in a few weeks? lol there's no chance they will be ready in time
>>68601079
No one's surprised. The WC was a shitshow they pulled it off by luck. This won't be any better.
>>68601079
Brazil obviously
Isn't their entire country on the verge of collapsing anyway?
>>68601079
Delete this
>>68601341
>Isn't their entire country on the verge of collapsing anyway?
Big economic problems after the oil collapse, also the Olympics are financial blackholes, cities rarely post a profit after hosting them
>>68601079
i've always wondered how people get to the top of that mountain, is there a road? funikuler? ski lift?
>tfw remembering SA wanted to host the olympics after the world cup
What the fuck is up with third world countries thinking they can get away with this?
>>68601079
3rd world shit hole say no more
>>68601079
JUST
>>68601455
Who is the girl in this pic?
>>68601499
you can see the road in the picture.
socialism was a mistake
>pic obviously says Rio
>all the posts are talking about the country
>>68601679
Because every where in Brazil is like Rio the same way everywhere in the US is like Detroit.
>>68601679
Something is up with your country when your Los Angeles equivalent can't cough up enough monkeybucks (or whatever currency you use) for the Olympics.
So do you think the government will just roll through and purge all the rio favelas so there's no tourist murders during the game?
>corrupt officials embezzle all the Olympics money
>IOC fucks off
>the same jajajaja hueniggers demand more money
LOL
>>68601517
BRICS are the way of the future - intellectuals 2010
>BRICS shit themselves
>>68601079
Brown people are incompetent.
>>68601499
It's also a fun hike
>>68605522
/thread
>>68601170
They start in August I thought.
>>68601079
Part of parliamentary coup. Destroy any real or potential legacy from last governments.
what happened to that coup d'etat in brazil anyway?
i heard their bitch president got BTFO, but then our media somehow stopped caring
how did things end up over there?
Just using this to justify getting more money without needing to jump through all the legal hoops.
>>68605732
The old, white upper class is back in charge now afaik. Families that profited from the last dictatorship.
>asking for funds to a federal government which is trying to save every penny* it still has to pay for welfare
Real good job Dornelles, maybe if you tried to sell the shit in Guanabara Bay you could get money faster than you will get from Temer.
* = every penny that isn't already set to go to Temer's (((friends)))
>>68605732
It's literally the same shit politically, except with an actually competent Finance and Foreign Ministries so far.
Just greedy Jungle Apes barking louder for more government monies
>BRAZIL
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>>68601079
>being surprised HUEHUELAND wouldn't fuck this up
this is going to be the biggest clusterfuck Olympics of all time
>barely anything is complete
>dangerous disease spreading across the globe
>dangerous subhumans running rampant
>political instability
>>68601803
Our "Los Angeles"/"Wall street" is Sao paulo, Not Rio.
>>68605885
don't forget
>no one wants to be in the water covered in sewage and feces
>>68605885
Eh, we survived Chinese corruption in Beijing
seems like the russian athletes dodged a bullet there
our athletes should start doping as well (or let themselves get caught if they already do)
then again, I couldn't care less about the olympics and some memeworthy shitshow could be the most entertaining thing to happen to that irrelevant meme event
>>68605732
The damage to the political scene cant be repaired so it changed names but the situation stays the same.
They stole so much money and make so many bad decisions that i doubt we can get out of this in the next 20 years.
>>68605928
>Comparing Brazil to China
Could you be any more fucking retarded?
>>68601079
>Everyone was saying the same shit about the World Cup in 2014
>The World Cup was a success and none of the doom and gloom predications came true
You Brazil haters will be proved wrong yet again when the Olympics turns out to be a huge success.
>3 world countries hosting the WC and olympics within 2 years of each other.
Nobody, On either of those sports governing bodies, thought this was a bad idea? wtf...
>>68606019
t. Anderson de Silva
>>68606019
1. We weren't broke in 2014
2. The WC wasn't hosted in 1 (particularly badly administered) state and city
Literally the only country with infrastructure in place to hold the Olympics and Wold Cup is the USA. Every other country always has to build shit or needs more money. These international events should always be held in the US until the rest of the world catches up to our might.
>>68606043
Oh, you're so clever, aren't you?
>>68606046
Self hater pls go. You just want to see Brazil fail, but it won't.
>>68606022
tbf an Olympics would be even worse in Poo Peeland
>w-we need to build an 80,000 seat stadium?
>h-how will we fit 80,000 into a postage stamp??
>sweatingpepe.png
>>68606019
The situation was being kept on a hold during the WC, right now, nobody can hold the shitstorm.
Also this: Operação apura desvio de R$ 85 milhões em obra da Olimpíada do Rio de Janeiro
They stole too much desu baka senpai
>>68601803
>someone is wrong with your country when this state can't get money
you dumb mate?I know something is wrong with my country but Rio being broke is not a problem i really care about
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>>68606063
The 2014 World Cup WAS a clusterfuck you MONUMENTAL retard. The fact the on-field product (purely luck, nothing to do with the organiser) covered it up doesn't change that fact.
>incomplete stadiums
>stadiums literally in the middle of a jungle
>stadiums that are now glorified parking lots
>>68606048
>hold WC and Olympics in the US
>get shot
no thanks, your homicide rate is too high
we on the other hand could effortlessly guarantee an awesome WC (like in 2006) and the olympics
but we don't care about the olympics and the people of Munich (winter olympics) and Hamburg (summer olympics) voted against a candidacy
>>68606099
i dont speak brazilian whats that say
>>68606048
If a country wants and is able, let them build shit. Chinalympics were better than what America could manage anyway, and you don't even have a Queen who literally the whole world loves up your sleeve.
This is gonna be awful
>>68601079
>3rd world country
>hosting the olympics
gee i wonder
>>68606150
>suspended president yesterday
My government made the Olympics possible, thanks to """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""well-made planning"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" and our """"""""""""""dedicated work"""""""""""""", we'll be ready
>newspaper today
Rio declares public emergency due to financial crisis and Olympics
>>68605520
SUPERPOO BY 2030
>>68606159
This. China was pretty good.
Sydney>London>Beijing>Athens>>>Rio
>>68601341
no, we still have a lot of money. we just lost like 50% of what we had which is really sad
i really hate the olympics.
it is always americans trying to beat communism.And some random countries between it
>>68606150
My governament made the olympics possible thanks to our good job and planning, we are ready
Breaking news: Rio declares state of emergency due to financial crisis and olympic games.
Why do we let 3rd worlders run olympics again?
Bets on the number of dead tourists and athletes?
>>68606099
>believing in Rio state government
>believing in Folha, newspaper who supports openly the coup
>>68606233
>tourists
Less than 50, druglords have already been paid to not chimpout during the Games
>athletes
Ten at most; God knows how many if the Islamic State also sends "athletes"
>>68606183
Seems like your old president was holding everything together then, get 'em back
>>68606218
The same reason you give retards a puppy
>>68606046
anon you know brazil has been broken since long ago but the shit just happened to explode in 2014 after elections, right?
I don't know why anyone would want to host the Olympics
It's a colossal waste of time, money and resources
All that effort to host events for fuckin table tennis and synchronized swimming
>>68606246
t. MAV-PT
>>68606268
Lel, everything started to went down the shitter exactly during her administration
>>68606277
Obviously, but as you said, it exploded after the elections, during the WC no one ever said anything
MAKE BRAZIL GREAT AGAIN
>>68606268
She wasnt, and theres little to no difference from her to Temer. Both are corrupt, Both parties are deep in corruption.
The catch is, PMDB has more representants than PT.
>>68606296
>It's a colossal waste of time, money and resources
Exactly, it's like having a massive car or something. You don't want the world to think you're poor, do you?
>a woman can be president
well done south america
>>68606357
Look who's talking.
>>68606296
fucking this
I really don't see the appeal
No olympics venue made me want to visit the city more afterwards, so I don't think it has a big impact on long-term tourism, which is usually always the top argument of pro-olympic shills
And people who go to the olympics don't even spend as much money as football fans, so I don't think it has much of a positive impact on the local businesses either
>>68606277
Did it have to do with the global oil meltdown a la >Russia?
>>68606344
>implying Dilma is corrupt
>>68606246
kek already doing damage control
epik
>>68606298
>MAV-PSDB
>>68606380
t. Bessias
please come to brazil^^
>>68606357
Argies did it first.
>>68606388
>implying Francisco Dornelles
>PP
>ally of Temer and Cunha
lol fucking huemonkeys. hope all your babies get zika
>>68606019
Is the pollution in the bay cleaned up yet? No? OK, carry on.
>>68606409
Wrong Argie (but the same bad results)
>>68606395
>>68606439
>posting comics from a literal cuck
ebin
>>68606431
Thanks for correcting senpai.
Also Bachelet came before Christina so yeah, chile is also guilty.
>>68601079
Why did we allow Brazil to host the Olympics?
Why not just give it to a competent Asian country?
I hope the committee learns their lesson and never considers that shithole ever again.
>>68606296
>Spot the country too poor to host a world event
a fucking leaf.
>>68606456
>damage control
>>68606296
>make a project for a $5 million stadium
>declare that it costs $10 million
>put $5 million dollars in your pocket
>various companies can build it
>whichever gives the biggest bribe to a person in charge builds it
This is how everything is done here, even simply building houses which inflates the prices (that's why most people live with their parents waiting until they die).
How long until you favela monkeys get taken over by another military coup?
>>68606523
why give it to a non-white country at all?
>>68606296
Corruption, you retard
They literally chose to not give the games to Chicago because they wouldn't have to build hardly anything. The whole fucking point is to give the games to undeveloped shitholes so there can be tons of graft, bribes, skimming off the top, money laundering, etc
>>68605899
LA and Wall Street are 3000 miles apart
there is no such thing as an LA/WS equivalent because literally a handful of places on earth even come close to either of them
>>68605899
Wall Street is in New York.
>>68606370
I would assign it to the Petrobras downhill, internally and externally, but that was just one more drop in the vast ocean. Numerous scandals and operations finding holes here and there in the economy pretty much define it.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-35810578
Don't be sorry for Dilma. Regardless of any plot, she wasn't even minimal competent to the point of holding 1/3 of the votes in the Chamber. Can you believe that?
>>68601079
>the City of Rio
But that's expected for a small place that hosted both WC and Olympics. Miss São Paulo yet world?
>>68606683
Impeachment with no crime of responsability is coup. If Dilma hasn't support from at least 1/3 of congress, it doesn't care.
>>68606116
>hold Olympics in Turkey
>no beach volleyball ass
>/gym/ gets married off to imams
>implying no one will get shot at an olympics in Munich
ill take a bit of gang violence over that any day
>>68606723
yeah, I agree, olympics in turkey would suck
I'd probably also prefer the US over turkey
>>68606264
>druglords have already been paid to not chimpout during the Games
what happens when they go back on that?
>mfw 7-1 happened
it seriously couldn't get any worse, but I feel like these summer games will be a true gift to the world
>>68606716
Ok anon I agree, but that doesn't change the fact she couldn't even achieve the minimal to rule as a president. I'm not saying that only in this case, but if a government can't even control or at least manage to handle the votes it's all fucking useless, this is the basic of the basic.
>>68606827
Eduardo Cunha controling 250 deputies and PSDB/DEM/PPS following Cunha only to fuck Dilma. There was nothing Dilma could do.
This is just the shitty state of rio de janeiro asking for more federal money since they are incompetent and already spent all their state $$$
>>68606617
almost all brazilian stadiums had a twofold increase
Why are major tournaments still held in 3rd world shitholes?
>>68606816
no one cares about this shit m8
>>68606944
nigga you can't even comprehend the memes that will spawn
but I don't expect hues to understand with their monkey sized brains
>>68606875
You really didn't understand my post at all, I'm not talking about this specifically. There's nothing Dilma could do at all, in any situation, in any case. That's what means to not hold majority in the chamber, let alone 1/3 of the votes. A government can't go on and on like this otherwise it's just a waste.
I remember a few years back when Brazil was supposed to be an up-and-coming economy, particularly with regard to green energy
Top kek, m8
>>68607000
The problem is the distorted legislative electoral system. Only 34 deputies were nominally elected.
>>68607024
:DDDD:DDD:DD
I don't know much of anything about Brazilian politics, any of you brazilian lads care to red pill me real quick on what's been happening down in the Amazon?
>>68607099
They don't like BRICS. Empire Counter-Attacks.
>>68607114
Coupists are right-wing. Part of them are big farmers who want to transform Amazon in fields for bovine pecuary and soy plantations.
>>68606617
shit doesn't work in a capitalist country fucko
=->>68607114
white people are taking our freedom
>>68607024
You fell for the BRICS meme. Every single ''rising power'' it's in crisis now.
>>68607203
I keep seeing headlines about shit in India, but it all involves acronyms and names I'm not familiar with.
What's their problem? Just gigantic inequality and the plague? Also South Africa too? They were the S in BRICS, right?
>>68607153
If you like capitalism so much at least learn what the word means.
>>68607274
South Africa is pulling a Zimbabwe
>>68607292
American education """system""" doesn't teach african history hilariously, so I have no idea what that means. I imagine riots or something, so I'll look it up.
>>68605687
august is in a few weeks rip van winkle
>>68607287
It means not what you fucking cucks have in pisshole Russia. That's state capitalism, i.e. capitalism but not really. We have competitive capitalism here.
>>68607292
>le print money until further notice man
>>68607292
*Rhodesia
>>68607153
>>68607287
>capitalism
>good
too bad americans dont want da big bad goberment to tax them so we bend over to mega corps and big businesses instead
>>68607351
I'll give you the green text version
>British colony called Rhodesia
>gets independence
>very successful country, called The Breadbasket of Africa
>has apartheid system
>native blacks are struggling
>blacks overthrow whites, kill white families, etc
>all with support from international community
>leader of revolution becomes socialist dictator
>economy a shit
>insane, world-record levels of hyperinflation
>he's still in power 36 years later
Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong
>>68606661
given the proportions São Paulo means more to Brazil than LA/WS means to the U.S.
São Paulo is literally the only non poor shithole in this God forsaken country
we literally carry the country on our backs
>>68607400
Nah, these problems didn't exist before the rebrand
>>68607351
Turns out blaming everything on the whites makes them want to leave and take their money with them
>old /sp/ is back
holy shit lads
>>68607427
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK REEEEEE
it somehow reminded me of the paraguay war ;_;
>>68607427
>its a socialism ruins everything episode
well of course
>>68607443
>muh locomotive
>>68607427
Latest news is apparently that they're getting re-colonised by the Chinese, and inviting back a few white farmers who understand how plants work
gib moni plos
>>68605827
>(())
What is this stupid hipster shit? """"'''''''''''_"""""""""'' was way funnier
>>68607516
Isn't that different though? (()) has a specific meaning
>>68607493
socialism is one thing
socialism with an african dictator is another
>>68607505
The Chinese are pumping tons of money into Africa. Of course, most of it is going to the ruling classes. Average nigga is just happy to have a job
>>68606431
She was a nasty bitch, but she wasn't really a president. She just inherited the power from her husband.
>>68607496
>Brazilian """""memes""""""
>>68607554
This
Socialism with an African dictator is how you get shit like this
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Central_African_Empire
>>68607568
A lot of countries are pumping money into Africa, Brazil was one of them too.
Also Chinese are landing money everywhere, South America should just start speaking chinese already.
>>68607425
I'd rather be ruled by corporations that can't take a dime out of my pocket without my consent than by a tyrannical government that can seize my property and lock me in prison for the rest of my life for no reason.
>>68607493
>Its shitskins ruining everything episode
fixed that for you
>>68606816
>mfw 9-11 happened
>>68607496
xD nice memes bro
>brazil unfit to host olympics
>gets moved to USA last minute
>russia WC a total disaster
>2018 Korea winter olympics called off thanks to best korea, moved to USA
>2020 Euro moved to US citing security concerns
>Qatar unfit to host WC gets moved to US AGAIN
>2022 Beijing winter games cancelled due to Sino-American war
>>68607650
>trying so hard with something most Americans crack jokes about.
Huehues truly are the most pathetic people in South America. The shitposting about Argentina can't compare to how great the memes are going to be about these olympics
>>68607647
why do we need to choose one? ;_; let's live like natives and hunt food chasing animals and shit while running naked
>>68607692
And die at 25, like God intended
>>68607701
Tbh, it's all downhill after 25.
>>68607671
I don't believe you, what about when your president cried on TV just because a few kids died or whatever, but everyone else was posting bants on facebook? seems unlikely
>>68607647
spotted the classcuck
>mfw you can choose a 3rd option
>>68607712
[sad_pepe.jpg]
>>68607747
It was just because our president wants to use his crocodile tears to get rid of our guns.
Sure would suck to not have our guns though so most of the country told him to fuck off.
you die at 25 and just get eventually reborn somewhere else, it's not that bad
Whats the difference between a brazillian a stray dog?
You get sad when you see a dead dog on the street!
>>68607750
I'm rich as fuck, so I don't know what you're talking about, unless it's living innawoods
>>68607496
man i wish u could take a look at my bank account heh, its fun to see how you rednecks damage control tho
>>68606048
England could hold a world cup any time
>>68607820
What in the hell is wrong with you?
>>68607832
Having fun posting on 4chan at this hour brah? :)
Lel, they're hosting the next Copa America too. Can't wait for the possibility of another embarrassment on home soil.
>>68607364
Depending on your perspective, I can see how 6 weeks is viewed as a "few"
But there's still over a whole month before august m8.
>>68607568
It's the only frontier left in the world, it makes sense. Africa could be so great if it were populated by people who knew how to use its resources properly. Just like what the United States did to the natives.
>>68607712
> all downhill after 25
>>68606116
I've been to 12 different summer/winter olympic sites and munich is by far the best. Sydney is 2nd and amsterdam is the worst.
>>68607747
>biggest leftist to ever be president
>entire platform is based on social justice and was voted in twice based on good oratory skills and enabling professional victims
>surprised when he fake cries after a bunch of faggots nobody cares about get shot, conveniently not acknowledging it as a religious act of terror but still trying to use it to restrict firearms even more
also as usual social media is split right down the middle. people are either pissed because its not being acknowledged as a radical muslim attack or changing their profile pictures because changing your profile picture makes you a better human being or something.
hint: no one actually cares. the closest professional baseball team to orlando held a gay pride night tonight (the rays) and the ownership sold tickets for 5$. the game "sold out" but during the broadcast the stadium was actually maybe half full.
people """"""caring"""""" here is only skin deep. as long as the end result is more enabling they'll do whatever they have to do and support whatever they're told to support.
>>68608103
Thank God I associate with upper-class southerners. They couldn't care less about all the social shit, it's a relief.
jesus christ
this is going to be the greatest trainwreck ever
>>68608212
I really hope the ISIS team shows up.
>>68608212
please come to brazil
Can a huezilian comment on my >opinions
Dilma did corrupt shit, but absolutely nothing as dodgy as the corrupt fuck who are impeach ing her because she instituted the corruption probe. Whilst she was incompetent, she shouldn't have been kicked out, now dodgy hue politicians stealing millions from the country aren't going anywhere.
so basically country is descending into 3rd world SHITHOLE
>>68608461
is that how u get a cuntcushion
>>68608571
> descending into
oh that's cute
>>68608574
Zurra da bunda
>>68608461
>>68606366
That's texas, dumbass.
>>68607569
Are most argies still populist dumbasses? My dad's rich argentinian friends are always complaining about having to deal with a new communist takeover every 25 years after which everything goes to shit and slowly balances out again. But hey, I was buying bottles of vodka for $1.12, the best Malbec wines for ~$20, and great steaks for $8 when I was there, so I can't really complain.
>>68605520
>BRICS are the way of the future - intellectuals 2010
I've been hearing about BRIC since the 90s
>>68608571
Are you that anon from Honk Kong who is always chatting shit about Brazil?
In short, all of our presidents have done the same thing as she did, so the only argument is "p-pls no impeachment, everyone does that". There are different kind of "crimes" in Brazil. Whatever she did was, by fact, a crime. But that kind of crime don't get your president resigned unless she is completely inept to govern, which was her case.
Yeah, Cunha (chamber president) has no right to impeach her. But if that's the argument, no one in Brazil politics has the right to do anything as well. Everything is just a sad cycle of nasty sameness.
>>68606233
7 dead tourists
1 dead athlete
>>68607712
;__________________;
>>68608461
did he die?
>>68609034
He's somewhat right, I'm 25 and have thought maybe at this point I wouldn't be so against that, it's not like everybody doesn't already have kids at this point, plus if I had a kid there would already be a sibling for it.
But fuck that shit, I think about settling down, then as soon as I begin seriously talking to a girl I back out when I realize I can't do it. I want to fuck so many girls and travel places, and enjoy those places in my own fashion not my girlfriends fashion
>>68609082
I'm a 27 year old undergrad. I understand that I should be just focused on getting my degree before I worry about anything else, but fuck man. I just get lonely
>>68609034
>tfw 24 and single
>tfw no sex in over a year
>tfw barely talk to girls anymore
>tfw only go outside for work now
>tfw it all went wrong
>>68609102
I know this feel. Minus the college, I tried 1 semester and realized it's too expensive and time consuming. It would be good to just go through the process and get it done but it sucks.
>>68606150
Pardon my merican friend. He means Portuguese
>>68608850
What's public opinion in Brazil bout the replacement? Overseas you get the impression he's relatively competent
>>68609034
Luckily I'm 21 and women don't look upon me unfavorably yet
>>68609143
17-23 is prime pussy getting ages. 21-23 might be peak depending on certain individuals
After that it's somewhat downhill
I'm really curious as to how terrible the opening ceremony is going to be. What the fuck are the going to do? Is the entire thing just gonna be bunda, soccer, samba, and favela gangs?
>The ceremonies (opening and closing for the Olympics and Paralympics) will be low-budget productions compared to the ceremonies earlier in London (2012), or in Beijing (2008). The plans are caught up in the economic and political upheaval besetting Brazil. The country is mired in a recession, from both economic and political perspectives. Fernando Meirelles, the Brazilian filmmaker and part of the creative team, estimated that Rio will spend one-tenth what London did on the four major ceremonies. London spent approximately £80 million ($104 million at 2012 exchange rates). Meirelles stated: "I would be ashamed to waste what London spent in a country where we need sanitation; where education needs money. So I'm very glad we're not spending money like crazy." Meirelles further said that "high-tech" was being eliminated from the ceremonies. He listed drones, complex aerial equipment and disappearing stages as items that Rio would do without. The emphasis will be on the basics.
Whats the betting line on a terrorist/drug lord attack
>>68609139
Definitely has more experience than Dilma in politics (even thought she wandered as Lula's shadow for years) and besides he is not a vegetable. But either of the previously 2014 candidates are better than him.
In fact Dilma is so fucking useless, unprepared, that it's almost sick.
>>68608461
>mark sanchez off season training
Hmm, lads, is it time for America to spread some freedom in Brazil? Have we reached that point yet?
>>68609034
I refuse to be marry a girl with a kid. I'll die alone if I have to.
>>68606369
it gives 2 local happiness though, jokes aside, it does, but theres probably cheaper things you can invest on that have the same result
>>68601079
Brown people can't have nice things
>>68601079
Nigerian immigrants
>>68609215
If Dilma is so fucking useless how on earth did such a clueless buffoon get elected? Was it Trump tier angry dumb masses?
>>68609251
Free some fine young Brazilians from their virginity
>>68609358
women i guess
>>68609102
Wow, same here. 27 and undergrad.
>>68601079
Ugh its gonna be a fucking mess. We need to keep the olympics in first world only.
>>68606523
the games in Japan will be GOAT so we just have to go through the shithole that is Brazil one more time
>>68609215
>2014 candidates are better than him
No.
We didnt had candidates in 2014, we had clowns.
All of the choices were wrong.
Also Dilma did so much damage that it doesnt matter who assumes right now, we are fucked for at least 20 years.
>>68609358
because representative democracy doesn't work
>>68605824
>german understanding of brazilian politics
Halt die Klappe Hans.
As for the Olympics, no surprise there, everyone and their grandmother knew ever since Rio was chosen that it wouldnt end well. I just hope a lot of foreigners get infected with Zyka and Chikungunya.
