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News:
>Gustaffson-Polish Guy added to FN Hamburg
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/17/11962946/alexander-gustafsson-vs-jan-blachowicz-added-to-ufc-fight-night
>GSP's camp wants fight with Bisping
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/6/17/11961998/michael-bisping-gsp-georges-st-pierres-camp-reached-out-ufc
>Anthony Pettis will fight Charles Olivera at 145
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/anthony-pettis-drops-to-145-meets-charles-oliveira-at-ufc-on-fox-21-in-vancouver-on-aug-27
Jacare Souza upset about Hendo possibly getting titleshot
http://www.foxsports.com/ufc/story/ronaldo-jacare-souza-says-talk-of-dan-henderson-getting-ufc-title-shot-is-ridiculous-061616
schaub
Schaub
the hybrid
i'm homo for
fedor GOAT
Aldo
ARTEM
baba heems beet
>>68600183
literally no chance pal
>>68600077
i would tell you to kill yourself but i have to much respect for Beet
>>68600183
you're fucking joking. beets boxing record is str8 wins and all by KO. baba has amateur striking training and thats it.
>>68600208
Baba's record speaks for itself
>>68600208
only if he can stop the single leg, beet is past his prime
The hero of /heem/
>>68600208
that's only because beet is scared to sign on the dotted line bud
>>68600235
be careful
Lads why was the EFN commentator so based. It was so refreshing to hear someone just speak his mind, rather than tell us THIS FIGHTER MUST WIN TO CEMENT HIS LEGACY IN MMA.
Even earlier in the night he basically said Fedor fought cans who weren't on his skill level after his losses.
He made it out of the arena safe, right?
>>68600354
he's probably getting in trouble for harsh words desu
>no RFA on in the OP
OP youre too poor to afford directv, huh? Youre a a broke little bitch arent you?
I'd love to bloody you up.
/Heem/ FC 1 cannot come soon enough
Beet vs Baba will be FIREWORKS
>>68600372
Name ONE good UFC fighter to come out of RFA.
>>68600372
I would heem you in the first exchange kiddo
Supposed Twitter of EFN commentator https://mobile.twitter.com/RomanMazurovEFN
Made hours ago though so take it for whatever
Reminder that Fedora got BTFO
>>68600261
which robert de niro film is this webm from?
>>68600409
Name one good one to come out of lellator or WSOF. Lombard got heemed by Hendo and Alvarez can barely win decisions.
>>68600426
No, you wouldn't in fact, you'd tuck tail and try to run away but I'd run you down.
>>68600471
>https://mobile.twitter.com/RomanMazurovEFN
This is literally you or one of you goofs
That fucking combination
>>68600471
Seems like an epic parody account
>>68600494
Raging Baba
>>68600474
Was always conscious, he got himself in that situation thanks to luck from fabio.
Should have been a draw desu
>"people" disrespecting fedor
baka where did all these casuals come from
>>68600532
*tips*
>>68600496
>lellator
Future Lightweight title holder Eddie Alvarez
Future Lightweight title holder Will Brooks
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGxVoFdMhs1/
>>68600565
What are they talking about?
Why isn't he fighting? What the hell is going on in the Octagon?
>>68600603
he's trying to convince rory to let him babysit his kid
Wow
I guess this shows once again the effectiveness of Fedor's striking
Once Fedor started throwing those shovelhooks there was nothing Maldonado could do
are russian shovelhooks the best strike in MMA?
>>68600560
thanks for the laugh mate
>>68600387
Baba costs too much. We'll have to find a different midget who will fight for cheap
>>68600077
Juice v Koksal
Who wins?
Go here when this thread is done
>>68600714
>>68600714
>>68600714
Don't take first until then ;)
>>68600718
malbobabo just froze up at the fence as always... for a "experienced" boxer, he sure has a hard time with the concept of circling out
>>68600808
>>68600837
this is why mods hate us....
>>68600866
What would the mods do if they didn't have people to ban? Why would they hate us?
>>68600895
because you dumbfucks make multiple heem threads
>>68600866
who cares, they do it for free
Do you think Fedor will have brain damage when he's older?
>>68600915
They give the mods a sense of purpose
"It should be very clear, for example, what constitutes a 10-8 round. And yet, we continue to see scores that indicate judges are simply unwilling to give them. March’s UFC Fight Night 85 meeting between Neil Magny and Hector Lombard is a fight that saw a wild swing in momentum from Round 1 to Round 2. In McCarthy’s course, its second round is distinguished as one of only two 10-7 rounds in modern MMA history. Yet not only did judges not score it that way, they all scored it 10-9 for Magny, whose unanswered punches on Lombard prompted criticism of the referee for allowing the fight to continue."
the god big john mccarthy agrees with me you dumbshit
>>68600808
>>68600837
ohh the real thread is one with 2 posts. fuck off. we're gonna get moved to asp because of you faggots
>>68600808
how does it feel knowing nobody entered your autistic thread? Next time put in a little more effort shithead
>>68600932
unlikely, unless he goes full goodridge
I found some shitty amateur mma that is live if anybody wants to watch
http://bellator.spike.com/live
http://bellator.spike.com/live
>>68600932
>when
>mfw someone says a cuss word
>>68600991
is kimbo slice fighting?
damn, banks is the most boring kind of fighter.
Anybody watching WSOF also think this marcellino chucklehead tapped from that guillotine?
>>68600983
>>68600980
>>68600866
this thread doesn't even have a link to the six month HD PPV UFC pass goofs
>>68601066
just give up and die already
>>68601000
New interview from the Robotinator being awkward around a female:
https://youtu.be/_NmHDZcVHFg?t=4m40s
awkward.
This qt did 3 interviews with him and the entire time dominick's staring away from her and figiting with his hands.
are we staying here or migrating to other thread?
>>68601040
This part?
>>68601173
here it was posted first and has more posts, samefag central in other
>>68601136
somebody make a silent webbum/gif from the point where she says "Well dominick" @~4:40 till the end of the video. Captures his autism.
>>68600986
Doesn't look like he wants to stop fighting, or he just needs the money. I mean, the guy has been considered the greatest of all time and I suppose his ego (and his manager) will force him to continue. Not saying he will go on a Bob Sapp world tour but he will fight cans until he sits in a wheel chair.
who won?
>>68601206
Yeah. Seeing it again maybe not so much
shit DJ
>>68601223
you don't know what autism is
>>68601290
Sometimes things can look like taps when they aren't
WSOF>bellator
>>68601267
fuck, I hope not - then again he has those debts...
>>68601315
of course he does, he has it
ROBBERY
>WSOF
>Good Judges
riot at wsof
THAT WAS BAD JUDGE
>>68601136
is dom a draw at all? he tells the rest of the division to make yourself known and see how they sell fights before he fights them. but is he a draw himself?
>>68601324
What happened here? Did they reset or call it?
>>68601066
hi adan
>>68600208
someone tweet this to beet so it can become a reality
>>68601485
Sort of but he's not reaching his full potential as a personality outside of mma. Doesn't matter though. He's the champ.
>Wake up, Michael. It's all over.
>>68601324
what kinda dumbass would slap there opponents leg? he deserves that loss
>>68601564
Hendos chin is shit tier now
BisGOAT heems him
>>68601547
I would but i have no twitter account, somebody do it.
>https://twitter.com/Beetlepimp?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor
>>68601173
Other thread, this one was started 30 posts early by a literal autist. It's not the real thread.
Who could Fedor beat at HW? I'll start with Bigfoot.
>>68601516
Called it.
>>68601604
you kidding me? Lombard landed clean shots and couldn't heem him
>>68601485
>is dom a draw
nah, but at least he's not hated as much as he was in his younger days... people kinda forgot that he's an asshole
>>68601667
Hendo was basically out
>>68601604
Michael's gonna have to pick up his chin off the canvas on his way out.
>>68601604
he gets stunned easier but he wakes up quick still.
>>68601698
yeah, no. Either Jacare or old man hendo takes your belt
So did that guy ever post that private torrent of K-1 events?
>>68601626
At this point? Nate Diaz could beat him.
>>68600208
SOMEONE WITH A TWITTER ACCOUNT POST THIS.
>https://twitter.com/Beetlepimp
>>68601667
Dude Mousasi KO'd him with a jab
>>68601954
he wasn't out
HE WAS THERE THE WHOLE DAMN TIME
>>68601954
Mousasi would heem bisping too, who are you kidding
Friendly reminder that Donald J. Trump is the official /heem/-approved presidential candidate. Stay safe and Trump bless.
>>68600714
>>68600714
>>68600714
>>68600714
BTFO you dumb Canadian fuck
what means heem
> mod deletes the real thread
> leaves the thread started 59 posts early
>>68602141
go jackoff canada bro at the 7eleven bathroom
Anybody catch Fedor's corner waving shit under his nose after round 1?
we need 30 minutes of bellator sluts instead of 30 minutes of black screen
www.change.org/scott_coker
>>68602165
What a fucking warrior fedor is to comeback and din rounds 2 & 3.
>>68602165
was probably ket
Bellator prelims are done broadcasting after 2 fights?
>>68602165
I feel for him. This is beneath the guy. Anyhow, what would it take to make him great again if money was no question? No restrictions either.
>>68602165
>russia
>any kind of drug testing
kek
>>68602163
>being this butthurt that no one likes you or your threads
>>68602267
mine wasn't the one that got pruned, stay mad gayboy
Anyone ever have FIGHT PASS on Xbox say you need to go to website and buy it despite already doing so and being logged in?
>>68602165
I wonder what he's thinking.
>>68602240
Yeah they started at 7:50, main card at 9. They can't go over it.
>>68602297
Big fucking deal, if you didn't make your threads 60 posts early there wouldn't be a need for another thread.
>>68602356
it is a big fucking deal, autistic OP's are no longer and issue. hurr durr [embed] no news guys, so edgy
![BELLATOR_MILLER2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OgJFOlb.jpg "BELLATOR_MILLER2[1].jpg")
hi heem friends, i'm new. am i supposed to watch bellator tonight?
thanks
i need to have a threesome with valerie létourneau and randa markos
there are ""people"" in this thread right now that where conor fans right up until the very second he shot the takedown on nate.
Recent Sherdog interview with Baba
>"when I see Beetleshit I see stiffness,he's real stiff. He needs more movement. I've been working with movement specialist to improve my game. When I see Beet I see a gazelle, I am the lion. He's not on my level. I wouldn't give him the time of day nor the chance to fight me. He doesn't deserve it.
>>68602473
i stopped being a conor fan when he stopped attending press conferences, i think it's fair
>>68602453
>autistic op's are no longer an issue
r-right
>Reminder:
Fedor literally hired his own ref.
"""""GOAT"""""" indeed
>>68602503
who me? goo' for you pal.
>reminder that goofs on /heem/ would rather support a heartless mandrama fighter like Conor than the natty goat warrior with the most heart of any fighter ever fedor
>>68602531
I would assume Fedor has not much say in anything. Isn't Alexander still in prison? Think about that one.
Why isn't there an Ultimate Weapon Championship?
>>68602616
>Fedor has fought more fighters with losing records and shit tier mandrama fighters than Travis fucking Fulton.
>KO'd by a middlweight.
>Nearly KO'd by a LHW journeyman.
LOL
O
L
Based kimbo memorial on bellator
someone put actual commentators in bellator pls
what a cancer
>>68602647
it's called iraq and crude oil u goof
>>68602643
He's vice president of russian mma you fucking kraut goof.
>Dada 5000 has two heart attacks in the cage as well as kidney failure from a shit weight cutt , goes to the critical care in the hospital and lives
>Kimbo dies of a heart attack 3 months later
it's like pottery fellas
>>68602647
Actually the Dog Brothers, those full contact stick fighting guys, approached Dana White once upon a time to get a stick fighting division or something like t hat, but Dana declined.
How hard will it be to find a UFC200 stream? as hard as Paquiao mayweather?
>>68602769
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND NEEEEEEEEEEEEW
>>68600077
wsof has smug ref,
>>68602687
g8b8m8
Phil hawes, Jon jones protégé, fighting on WSOF now
>>68602800
I caught the mayweather v pac fight on a youtube stream you goof
>>68602800
>Not inviting friends over to watch Bork get heem'd.
Not a real fight fan.
Phil Hawes showing a lot more than he did in his TUF fight already.
>>68602727
It's an empty title. Do you really think he isn't being milked left and right? His brother, the dude with the covered mafiosi stars one his knees and shoulders is in russian jail which is controlled by the mob.
>>68602552
Wrong webm. But Beetlejuice sucks. He's the CM Punk of....whatever he does. I mean look at his skill. Then look at Baba. I mean Beet got so fucking shook by Iron Sheik. In Turkey they do oil wrestling. Baba would shoot in,take him down and make Beet his girlfriend. He'd tap to strikes too. Beet seems like the type to tap to strikes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnqFOcafDik
Terrible stoppage.
Chris Honeycutt vs mikkel parlo on bellator now
I got Honeycutt
customize your piana
http://simple-sex.com/rich-piana-soundboard/
I miss him bros
What's your excuse for not training?
https://youtu.be/fIjEjYKaids
>>68602894
Beet gives zero fucks and fears nobody
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9tNWb6Uz6Y
>>68603017
sorry im not an olympic athlete
RIP KIMBO
After this bellator scrap we have Luis palomino on WSOF
Dude always brings the spice
Tune in for his fight
fuck why does lelator and wsof have to be on at the same time
BASED CHAEL
Is the guy doing the picks for Ottawa around? Was wondering if he could post the picks so I can see if he got mine down or not.
>>68603116
Fuck lellator watch WSOF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Rb6dujXHVo
reminder beet btfo ufc vet kurt pellegrino
>>68602473
i mean were
>>68603116
>>68603116
Their fights are actually alternating so far so you can watch both.
Pretty based.
Good fights here, www.feed2allnow.eu/watch/443652/1/watch-mma-world-series-of-fighting-31---mashantucket.html
>>68602504
yeah thats fair
>>68603178
Fuck you goof.
Why do you zuffa zombie idiots always hold a grudge against bellator for no reason?
It doesn't give you any cool points or make you seem like a real fight fan, if anything it just reveals how casual you are.
>>68603203
damn son, he Kurt SHOOK
im kinda fed up with fighting for the day, spent the whole afternoon watching like 30 fights or how many those fucking russians managed to cram in one event
>>68603320
More like I prefer the AXS production over SPIKE, you assuming, presumptuous little bitch.
>>68603370
Too bad 2 more hours of fights.
>>68603320
>Zuffa zombies
What are you dummies going to come up with next when the UFC is owned by the Chinese governments?
>>68603430
WSOF* not AXS. That card hasnt started yet.
>>68603430
WSOF isn't on axs you retard, but you're not a casual right
lads i missed the fedor fight but saw the .webm of him getting brutally heemed at the beginning of the first round.
how the hell did he manage to get a decicsion? did fabio just not punch him after that?
>>68600183
What type of condition does this guy have? It's clear not regular dwarfism. He drank some shrinking potion.
>>68603480
Do you even get AXS? Or NBCSN? I'm starting to think you don't cause you only have basic cable.
>>68603465
>prefer WSOF regional mma promotion tier production
Mate quit trying to sound like an educated fight fan when you're talking out of your ass
>>68603493
Actually yeah, pretty much
>>68603524
THE DECAGON
SPICY
>>68603493
Check the OP fool
>>68603518
I'm watching WSOF AND Bellator
>>68603493
Fabio got a "Chat" from the russians in between rounds.
>>68603525
He looks like he knows he's going to get fucked up.
>>68603451
Yakuzuffas
YakU FC
>>68603569
>implying anyone actually reads the OP
wew
>>68603547
I thought it was THE DODECAGON?
Lol
>>68603621
its actually the DILDOCAGON
Redpill me on Ariel Helwani
>>68603791
the nose knows
>>68603320
>regularly promote names over talent without finding some sort of balance between them
>cards between big shows are usually pretty awful one fight cards
>that fucking Tito/Bonnar thing
>unashamedly make use of complete mismatches
I don't mind them too much but Bellator definitely has their problems
such strong men. such beautiful women.
>>68603829
whys croc dundee there
>>68603320
I don't want to hate Lellator, but even shit that should be fun winds up being a slog through no fault of their own and to the point where it becomes a bit harder to take them too seriously or be too excited about their stuff when you combine it with things that are actually their fault.
Brandon Halsey up next on bellator
Should get a spicy heem
>>68603791
asks questions other journalists are too pussy to ask
>>68603829
What the fuck whose hand is this?
>>68603580
this is what pure, unadulterated jelly looks like /sp/
>>68603951
that's a guy's face
>>68603829
damn those whores look ridiculous
im going to throw up
>>68604000
one on the right looks better than arianny
>>68603959
He just doesn't look very confident.
A+ webm though,
>>68604013
maybe because arianny is also a complete plastic bimbo with no legs too
>>68604097
b-but heem loves arianny
>>68603815
They're promoting talent tonight in GALVAO vs DANTAS which is a great fight.
You guys say shit like this bit then only tune in when it's the names fighting in some freak show fight.
Bellator puts on solid shows and works with what they've go
Some spice on rn
>>68603791
>paid internal "journalist" bites the hand that feeds him
>Muh family came from their home country
>Work in America
>"That's why I'm so proud to be a Canadian" *sniff sniff*
opportunistic self-serving kike
but I like him and tune in every monday.
>rainbow spike logo
Channel changed. Staying on WSOF.
>>68603791
Literally and unironically was on the Zuffa payroll for years while trying to claim he was an independent journalist. He's a sneak with a victim complex.
What was the bigger fix?
NBA Game 6.
>Or
Fabio vs Fedor.
>>68604199
>rainbow spike logo
is this real life...
HEEM LEAKY
Spicy banger
HEEM TAPPY
that was a quick tap.
Salted
>>68604199
>>68604224
Well, if you nigs and ahmeds could stop shooting each other for a minute we could enjoy some homo free mma.
Autism the fighter up next on WSOF
>>68604134
Hardly common though. Got anything to say about those other points?
take your time
take your time
take your time
no need to hurry
I wonder if this Halsey bleeds that much
>>68604046
>Canadian thinks looking confident in one picture during a photo shoot is the determining factor for the fight
Howoard via autistic KO
>>68604367
>>68604447
autism is lucky my sensei got injuried training to fight him today and is going to face a random can instead
>>68604369
They're not deep enough yet to have a stacked card every time so they focus on doing huge events like dynamite when they can with title fights on other cards.
The Tito bonnar thing was a bit goofy but not anything that has never been done before. Coker recognizes that it's sports entertainment.
As far as the mismatches I don't see it, can't think of any off the top if my head. Any examples?
You want mismatches look at pride senpai, and everyone loved that.
Do people really believe that jones has chance angainst a top5 hw?
>Never stops complaining about the UFC
>Enjoys EFN, WSOF, and Bellator
>>68604474
Your sensei is literally ducking an autistic guy.
How does that feel training under such a pussy?
>>68604516
He could beat Rothwell. Dude had a lot of problems with a mobile opponent who controlled distance and picked him apart.
>>68604502
Josh Thomson's fight with Mike Bronzoulis is what was in my head when I was thinking mismatches
They picked him back up off of the regional circuit to feed him to Thomson
Is autism performance enhancing?
Doesn't seem like it desu
Spicy banger thus far
>>68604573
he was limping around all over for the past weeks goof
>>68604640
He has a good chance but I just dont see him as a favorite against a top5
>>68604640
He fought terribly stupid that fight though assuming you mean against JDS, and he has acknowledged that. If he fought Jones I feel he would be much more aggressive and just overwhelm him. Jon doesnt possess that power to scare him like JDS did.
>>68604724
he has only unlocked his retard strength, wait until he harnesses the power
>>68604640
I think rothwell is one of the HWs he would have the most trouble with, rothwell is huge and could probably just blitz through him
>>68604406
I've made several thousand dollars betting, largely based on how fighters look at weigh ins.
Have you?
>>68604642
But yet it was pretty competitive still.
The UFC does worse setting up ko artists vs guys who come forward chin first.
Chidi njokuani on bellator now
>>68604734
>living in goiania
confirmed for brown
STAND AND BANG
>>68604734
That's called saving face.
Why are you brazilians always full of excuses?
>>68604951
Are you betting on Cote +140 tomorrow? Seems like easy money.
>>68604724
Why would you say this? My daughter has autism and i love her
>>68604850
I don't agree with this read at all. JDS didn't scare him with his power. He stayed outside and exploited Rothwell's worse athleticism. JDS fought smart, Rothwell just fought how he usually does. I've never really seen him adjust or switch up his style for an opponent. Could be wrong though.
>>68604876
Cormier was ragdolling HWs and couldn't deal with Jones' strength. Not to mention I can't see Rothwell blitzing through anybody. He is not a quick twitch, explosive guy. I think Jones would have a lot more problems with JDS, Velasquez, Overeem, Werdum, and Stipe.
http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Paul-Jenkins-3567
king of fighting
Why are none of these fights remotely as spicy as fedor vs fabio?
>>68604516
Daniel cormier is a proven top 5 HW
>>68604955
? goiania??
>>68605028
he has a cast on his foot lol
>>68605091
Drug testing
>>68604951
The early weigh ins must be a huge pain in the ass for you then eh?
Wtf is this rainbow faggot logo that spike is using?
>>68605050
No, to much of a toss up for me.
I made a small cheeky play on Assuncao vs Dillashaw though at +300 and covered that expense with another bet so it's relatively risk free.
>>68605091
Drug testing and an actual semblance of talent
>>68605169
More excuses huh?
>>68605220
They are, having to adjust sucks.
>>68605244
gays died. gotta show you care or you're racist
>>68605298
>testing makes the fights worse
This meme again
