Top 2 offenses in the AL edition.
Kuma vs Elias
Ortiz is hitting .344
Cano has a .344 avg at Fenway
Who the fuck cares?
COPA COPA COPA
Seattle is the 2nd-best offense? WTF
>>68598747
USA won last night bud.
>>68598762
#2 in HR (Bal) #2 in runs scored (Bos).
Lol just intentionally walk Ortiz every at bat.
Boom off the monster
GUTI GUTI GUTI AND GONE
This kid is going to fit right in with he rest of our staff
Good curve there to get Cano 0-2
Gg senpaitachi
is the bottom falling out on this team Red Sox fags
Dae Ho is pretty fucking good at working himself into a fastball count. Good at working the count in general.
>dat Red Sox pitching coach
guy looks like an asshole desu
25 pitches so far for Elias with 2 walks. Good start.
>>68599491
Carl Willis. Used to be the mariner pitching coach
In the last 2 games of the TB series Chris Ianetta caught 22 innings and was on base 5 times in under 24 hours.
>>68599558
every game this season, he looks fucking constipated. maybe the reason Red Sox pitching sucks is because of him.
God dammit Aoki. Have some fucking awareness of where the wall is. It's fucking 37 feet tall how can you lose it
Red Sox have put up 60 (sixty) first inning runs this season. Iwakuma just posted a goose egg after giving up a lead off double.
woo go M's
>>68599895
bro >our offense has been dogshit lately although it had to come back to earth after scoring 10 runs every game for like two weeks
Aoki pls...
Dear Mariners. I can run good routes in the corner OF and bat 160. pls call me.
god damn who the fuck is this Boston color guy
Bury that split kuma
>>68600264
jerry remy suuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks
HOLY SHIT GUTI JUST LEFT THE STADIUM
GUTI GUTI GUTI GUTI GUTI GUTI GUTI GUTI
Elias makes me want Joe Kelly back
Guti is a god
>>68600264
>>68600339
>hating Remy
Off yourselves plebs
HE FUCKING HIT THAT OVER THE LIGHTS
Hey Seattle memers, I was just in your city and caught a game at safeco. The crab sandwich was pretty dank desu but I was a little disappointed in your garlic fries. Nice city you have there, I wouldn't mind living there if you removed a few of the dirty hippies. At least you're no where near the level of trash that is San Fransico. Please be kind of our ex memer.
Regards,
Mark
>everyone in the sox would be real aces if they lifted their legs
>>68600753
Is that zac brown?
Who the fuck that red sox pitcher
Dang it Bogey
>bases loaded now against the dude whose homered 2x today already
The Sox need to fix their pitching man
>>68601022
xander bogaerts
>>68601037
David price and e-rod had a baby
<3
HOLY SHIT GUTIERREZ
ok maybe we should have that clay guy in the pen start he looks like an ace
Sox fan here. Mariners are probably my 2nd favorite team
WOW do I wish that was a Grand Slam
Is Clay Buttholez pitching in black face?
>beating up on a former Mariner rather than vice versa
feels bittersweet man
GG cya all tommorrow
>>68601111
impressive
what kind a pitching u want family
Someone message the duggout ipad and tell john
HIS FUCKING PITCHING STAFF IS GONNA COST US THE WS
finally tuning in. M's are looking good :)
finally Farrell does something right for a change
>>68601177
were they calling price?
OMFG
>>68598721
W. WA checking in. GUTI GUTI GUTI
crap
lkloollolololololololololo
I LOVE YOU DAVID ORTIZ
521
I LOVE THIS MAN
>that pass
you're better than that, marte
>SHITATTLE SHOOK
LETS GO BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN aw
come the heck on young
If he didn;t give up all those runs we would be winning...
>>68601433
if he was a few years younger he might be able to catch Teddy Ballgame for most ever by a Red Sox player... right now he's 11 up on Yaz for 2nd all-time
>>68601607
thats baseball
Jerry has gotten really good since Don got sick
The new guy not so much
well the damage wasn't too bad
>elias getting btfo
i thought they kept him in AAA
>>68601749
>Don got sick
Don's gone, bro. The Sox higher-ups treated him like crap so he's in SD now.
also
>gotten good
nigga he's always been amazing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YqA8JKjf7Y
>>68601749
Jerry's always been cool
>The new guy not so much
I like Dave O'Brien. great broadcasting voice. Liked listening to him on the radio too
>>68601749
I like the new guy and Eck. Wake is terrible in the booth though, puts me to sleep every time
>>68601916
>>68601877
There was a whole stretch when he sounded really depressed and he never when into such analysis as he does this year
good going, seager
uhhh why the F is TC stealing GARY's job????????????????
>Settling for a bat
Nigga should of asked for a car
>>68602136
he already has a car
>>68601990
yeah, p. sure that was when the whole scandal of his son murdering his gf was happening. fucking awful position to be in for Jerry though, disowning your son for that kind of crime. would you have done it if you were Jerry?
>people wanting a picture of a loser like TC who stole the job of a better reporter
wow pink hats are such idiots
>>68600753
Those weren't hippies they were techfags after their shitty startup failed and now they can't afford their $2,000/mo condo in South Lake Union.
>>68602216
>tfw no more qt Heidi, Jenny or Hazel, and Kevin Millar chose to go with MLBN instead of NESN
Anyone else miss this guy? ;_;
lmao what a nasily voice by Marte
>>68602324
that death was messed up
>literally buying used dirt
AND JERRY REMY LAUGHING
hahahahahahaa
>>68602324
aw man... that story fucking killed me. I was gonna get a Halman jersey but the store couldn't print the jersey or some bullshit.
Is it too late to get that jersey?
lel Jerry still crapping on that Dirt promotion
and now dave joining too. "nothing says I love you more than a jar of dirt"
>>68602405
wat happened? only notable MLB deaths I've read about are Lidle, Kile, Bostock, Munson, Moore and Show
>>68602471
how much is the dirt?
>>68602502
>On November 21, 2011, Greg Halman was stabbed to death in Rotterdam. He was 24 years old. His brother, Jason Halman, was arrested for the killing.[9]
>On August 16, 2012, Dutch authorities released Jason Halman from custody, after prosecutors agreed with defense counsel that Jason, at the time of the stabbing, had been suffering from a psychosis that had been induced in part by his use of marijuana.[10] Jason agreed to be under the supervision of a probation officer and that he would undergo mental health treatment.[11] A Dutch court then formally acquitted Jason on August 30, 2012, on the ground of temporary insanity.[12] The court also allowed Jason to go free, stating that psychiatric and psychological assessments of him had found that there was "only a remote chance of any reoccurrence" and that it was "well possible that the psychosis [had] been a singular event."[13]
>>68602502
His brother stabbed him to death
>>68602471
what dirt is it? I missed that part
>>68602526
>>68602538
sheeit
rip in piece
>>68602543
dirt's prolly really expensive.
>>68602543
Red Sox store is selling dirt in a jar for Fathers Day
get him, rockbear
>>68602590
ah, so IF dirt. now I know what my uncle is hoping for on Sunday from my cousins
crap
>>68602579
Stabbed him to death after Greg asked him to turn his music down while he was trying to sleep.
And fucking got away with it.
I remember the during the season before his murder, Greg was called up and hit something stupid like .650 over a couple weeks. He could have potentially been one of the Dutch/ Caribbean faces of MLB like Bogaerts.
out
>>68602904
yeah it was kinda close but he was out by the length of his flaccid penis
damn
CANOOOO
come on cruz
>wasnt even CLAUS
heads-up baseball by Hanley Ramirez
>Cruz
LOL what a dummy you have to touch the base in BASEball
do the redsox have a retractable roof?
>>68603291
yeah they just use your mom's vagina
LOL
GOAT CATCHER ALERT
>>68603291
nope
chippin away at that lead...
where did everyone go?
lets not blow this
>>68603419
I'm here
>>68603419
sorry I was looking at the game
why dont they just score more runs?
>>68603555
m's need to get on base first
WTF are they batting iwakuma?? this isn't the national league you can use a DH *designated hitter*
>>68603637
he wanted to try batting today
easy inning
that would be three hits if it weren't for meme shifts
>his good buddy Cano
I know he's a big old teddy bear of a man, but it's weird for me to hear he's good friends with guys on other teams, esp. a guy like Cano who played for the Sox' biggest rival for so long. Felt the same way watching the 2004 World Series with Ortiz clowning around with Albert Pujols during practice. Anyone else feel this feel?
>>68603845
Not really. But I'm an m's fan and we dont have a rival team so...
>5 runs
we can do it, r-right guys?
>>68604110
who are you quoting
This is a Boston team. Where are all the shit posters?
Just got in
TY BASED GUTI
>>68604136
daniel nava sub thread
>>68604136
I was expecting to see that interception posted everywhere.
>>68603920
>we dont have a rival team
Who are the Angels?
>>68604120
no one, that's what the Sox have to do to win
>>68604110
the m's should be able to close this if rollins does his job
>>68604136
probably at at the game
>>68604181
They seem to see the a's as their main rival. At least I think so.
>>68604165
>Nava
DFA shaw when? can panda come back yet
>>68604269
very navaesque post
>only Sox '''''''''''''''''''''catcher''''''''''''''''''''' on the all star ballot is Swihart
>Sandy Leon is currently the best catcher in baseball
Dubs confirms le epic rally comeback
Kek wills it
lets go Shrek
>>68604465
not today
>>68604465
Gary dubs and Gary will get a start tomorrow over TC and Guerin
>>68604465
>off by one
embarrassing kys m8
dubs and lefty killer steals home
gg sox
shrekt
literally DFA everyone when
>>68604666
The mark of the devil
>>68604658
damn
gg sailorbros. see ya tomorrow
got the job done
gg redsoxbros
>>68604666
thanks satan
gg
Dear Dave,
Trade the farm for some pitching.
see ya guis
I know by posting this I curse the M's to lose tomorrow, but fuggit
>>68605487
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