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News:
>Bisping vs Hendo 2 in the works
https://twitter.com/jeremybotter/status/743628545235116032
>fedor to UFC
https://twitter.com/jeremybotter/status/743839038755332097
>UFC FN 93 - Arlovski vs Barnett bouts added
Jan Blachowicz vs. Alexander Gustafsson
Tae Hyun Bang vs. Nick Hein
Henry Briones vs. Brad Pickett
Jessin Ayari vs. Emil Weber Meek
Nicolas Dalby vs. Peter Sobotta
Christian Colombo vs. Jarjis Danho
Scott Askham vs. Jack Hermansson
Rustam Khabilov vs. Reza Madadi
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/alexander-gustafsson-vs-jan-blachowicz-among-ufc-fight-night-93-additions
>Jorge Masvidal replaces Claudio Silva vs Siyar Bahadurzada at UFC 201
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/6/17/11962058/silva-out-masvidal-in-vs-bahadurzada-at-ufc-201
>UFC FN 89 Weigh-ins @ 5pm ET: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46X_VTk4jaM [Open]
Previous thread: >>68578002
I want Bai Ling to beat me up
>>68583776
does she speak two languages
my betting site doesn't have a line on this card. im going to be so mad if maldababo wins
>>68583776
shesd still pretty good looking for her age
How much do you think all this costs them? Performances, dancers, live orchestra and this general grandeur. It must cost a shit ton surely.
Why can't Dana do this bros
>>68583803
only the language of love
>russians
>open minded
lmao
who is with the commentator right now
can wait for Fedor to appear and give a blank stare at those weird white dancers
>>68583845
I hope Dana doesn't start doing this, it's a pointless waste of time
>>68583845
cos danas a neckbeard and wants ufc to be no fun allowed
haha its' gruppa krovi instrumental isn't it?
this russian commentator loves his country and his people so damn much. Holy shit why can't the US be like this? Why aren't we allowed to publicly love our country without crazy liberals attacking us for it?
>>68583845
more than that tiny venue can generate that's for sure
STREAM
PLEASE
>>68583918
IN
TO
PIE
CES
>>68583916
As opposed to padding for time during the prelims showing as the exact same shit over and over and then telling us the KEYS for each fighter
>>68583942
That's something else I was thinking, how are they even profiting here?
Is Putin helping them fund all this shit
>>68583780
>when i win the lottery im getting a revolving woman-chandelier
The maintenance costs must be astronomical
>>68583953
UFC.com
>>68583956
face the pain is literally the only good thing about ufc nowadays
hope whoever buys it just turns it into wwe/pride but keep face the pain
>>68583936
The difference is Russians lover Russia enough to hate her for her problems, Americans just loudly adore their country for no apparent reason
>>68583942
Sup kiwibro. Have you been training gi 3 days a week?
>>68583845
he did it for 189
>>68583953
ufc.tv
>>68584167
Love*
>>68583953
/r/mmastreams
>>68583942
>>68584098
they probably have tv deals keeping them set
fedor returning might be a big deal over there so ticket prices might make it worthwile
>>68583953
https://www.ufc.tv/video/efn-saint-petersburg-3
free with a russian vpn
>>68584219
thanks we are all watching it though
>>68584257
>>68584167
>LIKE IT OR LEAVE IT!!
That mentality is what is wrong with the US
>>68584122
>just turns it into wwe
delete this
>bisping hendo
just hand over the belt first and no one gets hurt
>>68584122
delete your life
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM.....?
...?
HEEEM!
>>68584219
>>68584334
I like it m8
what a mauling!
HEEEEM LATE STOPPYYYYYY
Heem sleepy
Nikolai got murdered
early stoppage
what a beatdown
>>68584167
>calling a country her
cringy shit lad
>>68584576
>>68584519
>>68584523
You guys staying up this late for that russian cock as well?
>>68583985
so much this
I just mute the stream and switch windows while checking occasionally for the next fight face off, it's the same regurgitated shit over and over again
Great technical striking in that finish
Rory esque in his patience, Joe.
>>68579922
Me too (along with physics) and my uni offers plenty of part-time jobs for students. You have no excuse paddy
>>68584680
I watch every EFN, have since their first show on Fite Pass.
>>68584167
I get what you're saying, but a lot of people make up reasons to hate the US, even though their lives are very comfortable. They feel no love for their own country, and have no real reason to hate it.
8/9 rd 1 stoppages
how many more in the next 6?
>>68584646
No its a common historical thing. In every history book they call the country her. It were the term motherland comes from
>>68584646
In Russian countries are gendered, faggot
>>68584680
sure am lad
>>68584378
No, victim mentality is what's wrong with the US.
>doctors that helped me prepare
based natty russian
>>68584845
and directions have colours too or something right?
>>68584680
doing it for fedor...and I dont give a fuck about the Bellator and WSOF cards
>>68584843
it's a cringy historical thing then m8ylado
>>68584646
>calling the country "it" because you're intimidated by women
Beta
>>68584901
That too
>>68585039
>because you're intimidated by women
what does that have to do with anything
do you give your house a gender too
Aw that was nice of them to mention Yasubei. Haven't seen him or his brother fight in ages.
>>68585126
Yeah and my car as well. They're all women. I have a thing about owning a harem.
>>68584938
Not that I'm aware of, I'm not a native speaker soz lad
https://youtu.be/Bh-LQBCWTpE
>>68585074
>one round and his face is this fucked up
fuck the UFC desu lads
>>68584845
In almost all languages is like that i think.
At least latin language have genders for countries
>>68585008
Well you can say that watching half naked men beat flop on top of each other pretty cringey.
Your just not used to that ghetto speak they use so of course you are going to think its cringey because anything different from your social group is going to be cringey you fucking normie
>>68585008
to uneducated plebs maybe
mel gibson with that rich piana color
>>68585276
Gendered nouns are so key
>>68585126
everything that you can enter in is a female anon
what do arnold, red mel gibson and capello have in common?
Why these ruskis are shitting on Brazil?
>>68585292
>you fucking normie
>tumblr filename
oh le irony
>>68585429
Because it's Brazil duh
>Complain constantly about the UFC
>Watch bum as promotions like EFN, Bellator, and WSOF
>Not letting based Mel and Arnie speak normally in English and putting Russian subs underneath
These fucking ruskis sometimes I swear on me mum
>tfw Hulk rips off the locker room door
I got it right or is it 30 minutes until the next fight?
>>68585429
Fedor's opponent is Brazilian
>all those muslims
it's like I'm watching a fight event in France
Angelina Jolie used to be brown at some point in time.
can any russian speakers explain wtf is going on in this segment?
are they just giving meme news?
is it satire?
OHH SHIT OBAMA KEKED
kek what the fuck is going on
They're taking too long, I'm definitely missing Fedor at this rate.
Bullshit.
>>68585501
Fuck off Luke
I though Russia has laws against this sort of thing
Watching this muted at work makes this seem really bizarre
>>68585501
I've seen that image posted multiple times and it's always had retarded (You)bait shit in the comment box next to it
>Turn EFN stream back on
>see Trump dubbed in Russian
guys what's going on
SHOTS FIRED AT OBAMA
lol what the fuck is this. Sides have been wrecked.
>>68585580
Overdubs, memes
wtf is going on russia
>>68585615
Your fault for having a life
>Obama
>Putin
>Trump
What's going on?
Russia isn't still banned is it? One of you lads need to explain, I think quick reply doesn't work but if you do it from the top of the page it should
>>68585615
Bro isn't it like 7pm your time?
Lol why would u miss him?
kek this propaganda in UFC FIGHT PASS
LMAO
How many fits until fedor
AMERICA BTFO
>>68585615
>mfw I have the privilege to share a first name with based Fraser
>>68585679
I need to head out in about a bong
>>68585695
4 rits 4 hits 72 fits
What the fuck is this walk in. fucking hell
>>68585635
Go outside
>putin doing some heavy shirtless rows
>shifts to obama playng with tiny dumbbells
>random trump
my sides
>>68585783
>>68585634
close it and do your job, wagie
Hey guys this will be my first time watching Fedor live.
What precautions should I take?
Any Ace IDs?
>ET THE FITE NITES
Always sneak in a few airhorns just in case
>>68585902
Keep your expectations very low.
Reminder to do your waist vacuums
>>68585902
Heart attack in 1st round from old age
Did I miss Fedor ?
>>68585967
kek my thoughts exactly.
Rapping in Russian is cheating because all the words sound the same
>>68585853
am I the only one that sees this pic and thinks it doesnt look like Nate at all? It's the perfect combination of lighting, slightly different haircut, and lack of facial hair.
>>68585970
SHOOP
Is it as easy for black guys to get laid in Russia as they say?
>>68586013
No. 5 fights to go, uncluding the current one
>>68586019
NIMANCZCZCZCZ ABRANCZCZCZCZ AMANCZCZCZ
>>68586059
It's easy for any guys to get laid in Russia
MCGOOBS BTFO
BASED EFN
Trash talking BTFO
ref checking his pulse?
nice takedown attemps :^)
>>68586067
I didn't know you were Polish!
>>68585902
Be careful. #thisisnotshow
>>68586059
Almost impossible.
>>68586096
>the average frenchman
THROWDOWN HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
H E E M
HEEEM SLEEPY
>this late stoppage
heeeeeeeeeeeeem
OHHH HEEM SLEEPY
NOKAUUUUUT
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>gassed after 1 minute
jesus who got these fighters
Heeeeeeeeem
>>68586153
>the average american president
>>68586061
>>68586092
Just got in from work lads
BASED EFN
>black """"fighters"""""
so many glorious rnd 1 finishes
bring on the doughy, dead-eyed goat
>>68586153
don't talk shit about my wife's lover
Slowest takedown attempts in history
This commentator is based
>>68586317
quite shitty
>Always enjoy comfy EFN times with basically just me and AUS bro
>Fedora is fighting
>Suddenly 10 million casuals
>>68586059
if you have money youll get laid everywhere
AIRHORNS
>>68586317
what is Rose doing?
>>68586317
Brit-tier
>>68586317
Looks delicious
>qt Russian boxer
>>68586317
plz you are triggering rogan posters with your non ketto diet
>>68586317
pls recipe ??
>>68586317
Carbs make you fat.
>>68586358
>me and ausbro
>implying i'm not here every single event at every single time
Roman going so hard on WMMA now
HOHOHOHO THIS GUY JUST BTFO FEMALE FIGHTING
>ALL EMOTION, NO TECHNIQUE
This commentator doesn't give a fuck haha
>>68586377
getting reported by somebody
Holy fuck this commentator being honest about womens fighting
Russian Commentator just roasted WMMA
>>68586358
Hey their is nothing wrong with more heem bros
>and what do you think about the female fighting
>i was more attracted to the female
>>68586358
>WAAAAH /heem/ IS ACTUALLY WATCHING FIGHTS
I'd say meaner things but this is a bully free zone
>>68586358
Why else would people watch these awful cards?
>>68586463
>>68586464
Borat to UFC when
>>68586437
argie bein a fuckin cunt, just like all the other efn cards
not much has changed
>>68586347
>>68586378
Plebs detected
>>68586381
This guy gets it
>>68586300
smiling before death
>>68586358
I watch them when I'm off work fgt
Refreshing to hear someone talk on live tv and not worry about being politically correct. Wmma btfo.
>>68586358
fuck off you cunt
nobody cares about you
>>68586379
so qt
>>68585902
He's fighting a shot LHW who has had exactly 1 fight at HW, which ended in him getting heemed in the first 35 seconds.
Fedor will steamroll him in less than a minute.
>>68586059
Probably? I can't imagine any place where it's hard for a black guy to get laid. Most of the people here never even saw a real black man.
>13 minutes till next fight
How many left? At this rate it'll be another 2 hours till Fedor
>>68586568
>i'm a casual
>>68586563
Back of the head much
>>68586317
lol u got the original pic? didnt get to save it
>>68586584
Don't forget that both will be on steroids.
>>68586587
I've seen one Russian-speaking black person in my entire life
>>68586604
you fuckin goof
Is DC X JJ the best meme heem has made?
>>68586358
Don't forget Ameriwrestlebro
>>68586608
degenerate
>>68586668
schaub
>>68586668
Either that or MY BOY
>>68586668
Nah but it has had some good OC
I quite like MY BOY, we memed it and then adapted to it be used normally
>>68586644
that qt on the right tho
>>68586668
dunno about best but by far the most effective in meme magic
>>68586713
Schaub has died out. That was clear from the AMA. I didn't want to believe it, but the absolute lack of /heem/ banter or even presence just made it clear.
rate my dinner lads
>>68586587
I thought Russians were super racist. In fact, I thought most non Western places were racist to black people.
>>68586265
lol wagecuck
>>68586789
Yeah schaub now just speaks about him being on tour and doing stand up then speaks about the ufc for like 20 mins and thats it
>>68586833
Not as cucked as your country lad
time for fedor?
>>68586789
I wasn't on at the time but who wants to comment amongst a bunch of redditors, whether ironically or not.
Regardless, Ngannou ended the Schaub time for good
how many fcken fights left?
holeeeee shit i've never seen this many fights on 1 card
>>68586855
all yuros are cucked both on a cultural and economic level
>>68586855
You will be when Turkey is done with you.
>>68586806
Irish/5
lmao
>>68586653
90% of black people here are exchange students.
>>68586830
Racism is a male-exclusive thing, women just want the dick.
LMAO
>>68586869
>who wants to comment amongst a bunch of redditors, whether ironically or not.
A chance to finally communicate with the person that's been endlessly posted throughout multiple /heem/ threads? Should be leaping at the opportunity, but it wasn't the case, so it's clear Schaub is no longer the meme he used to be
hahahaha oh yeah the incredible matchup between fedor and maldonado.
>>68586789
idk how it even started, schaub is completely uninteresting in every way, good or bad, because he's not even enough of a clown to draw some attention
>>68586876
>>68586936
God fucking damnit Mackenzie is perfect
>>68586830
Most russians never saw blacks in person. And all blacks that we actually have here are nice afrikan kids, that study at our medical universities. So there is no reason to be racist towards blacks.
>>68586563
rigged
>>68586934
>implying you don't want the bbc
Quit lyin
>>68586601
>caring about anons
i could be him, or any other british flag. if youre not a tripfag youre a nobody
SHIRT GUN
>>68586897
literally lol'd
>it's a "Schaub is a meme" episode
>it's a the Schaub """"""meme"""""" is dead episode
see this every two months. People will forever to post about Schaub as long as his beautiful self continues to produce top quality content. Talking about Schaub isn't a meme. It is talking about something we love. It would be akin to calling talking about mma in /heem/ a meme.
>>68586876
>>68586936
cmon senpai its not even 12pm, i dont want to fap right now
>>68586934
I have friends in Tyumen who saw blacks paraded around a club and called monkeys once
>>68586897
>queer street
where do I get one of those Putin tshirts?
i want to wear it to a Trump rally!
>people are unironically comparing memes right now and discussing the staying power of memes
What went wrong?
>>68586934
>Racism is a male-exclusive thing, women just want the dick.
so true it made me feel sad for a second
JON JONES
>>68587013
It feels like people just post Schaub now because they feel like they should, rather than a proper meme
>>68586981
did you see the bathtub video?
>>68586897
wake up fabio
This is the most russian rock
>>68587059
Piss off phone poster, you don't belong here anyway
>>68587059
Here
Everyone
Enjoys
Memes
>>68587063
typically haircuts of that nature indicate a malignant case of feminism
4 fights left until Fedor.
Really hoped they'd hurry it up but they're taking too long
>>68587076
where the fuck do you live? seriously, try going outside sometime and actually talking to people you victim complex riddled fucking cuck.
BOBBLE SHIA BOBBLE TICK TA
When the next fights start ?
It's been like 15 min they play shitty music
>>68587191
>implying you have anything else to do on a friday night
