When the fuck did this shitty board turn 99% into divegrass threads? What is this garbage?
You """""people""""" unironically enjoy divegrass? This world really is fucked up.
Football is too complex for Americans, that's why you find it boring
Do Americans unironically enjoy sports where both teams score more than 50 times per match? You are such manchildren
>>68580240
Go eat some tendies
>>68580305
Tbf baseball is complex as fuck.
>>68580305
Its called ADHD.
>>68580346
Don't know, I haven't watched it
I was talking about basketball
>>68580346
Which is why it is boring. Crowds at baseball games literally go swimming in the middle of matches or just get drunk and eat hotdogs
Euro Championship M8
ITT
>>68580240
its still pre lunch in the states. divegrass is always all over in the mornins anon
>>68580445
>not being able to handle banter
thats half of football m8e
>>68580445
This picture always triggers me because it's so dumb.
>huur yuros are hypocrites
>anonymous imageboard
>implying its not different people with different opinions
>>68580445
Both are autist enough, americans for care and yuros for the bantz.
>>68580240
Do you need commercials for your favorite burger?
>>68580404
sounds comfy tbqhwymeb
>>68580346
That's what I love about it. The average person shits on it for being 'boring' but if you actually put some effort into observing and following the sport it's extremely rewarding. I'm not even the biggest baseball fan but I wish more people could appreciate how much is really going on in a game of baseball.
Imagine being a sports """fan""" with no interest in the world's most important sport.
>>68580881
>world's most important sport
As if that's a good thing. The world is utter garbage and trash. 90% of the world is a third world shit hole with worthless countries and people.
Congrats, your sport is loved by third world mudhutters and "worldly" liberals all around the world.
![hi-res-127231594_crop_north[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YTuf7o3.jpg "hi-res-127231594_crop_north[1].jpg")
>>68580858
>>68580404
Yeah, but its more like visiting a theme park with Baseball in the middle than an actual sporting event
>>68580928
Soccer is a far-right sport mate, I don't know what you're watching
America would dominate if our any of our good athletes bothered with this shit sport
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGvqFTas7Eg/
>>68580971
>being American
>saying "mate"
kys
And it's a far-left wing sport in the US.
>>68580878
not even americans like baseball though. Even they consider it a meme sport
>>68580965
Agreed, but the funnest time I've had at sporting events has been baseball games. Because I get absolutely smashed with my brothers and hit on sorority chicks.Plus the hotdogs are better than anywhere else in the world.
>>68580928
Football is not left wing. Maybe in Ameriga but not elsewhere.
>>68581087
good one
>>68580965
a) Baseball is a romance, not just a sport
b) The Marlins stadium is a meme stadium
Where's the veteran?
>>68581076
Calm down brev, and also you're wrong hockeyand basketball are leftist sports
>>68580346
Baseball is not complex, wtf.
Hint:
Not a single american understands the offside rule in Football, yet they understand baseball so much that they sleep in actual games sometimes.
If I could choose to attend any American sport it would be baseball. I'm not really going to enjoy any of the sport on show so may as well just get comfy as fuck. I bet it's not all too different to going to see some test cricket either.
>>68581208
You share a sport with third world mudhutters, muslims, and groids in Africa. It's the most "diverse" sport there is.
>>68581222
>good one
I am just stating the truth though. You might not agree with your countrymen, but it's a fact they see baseball as a meme sport.
>>68581260
>this level of ignorance
>>68580240
Its always like this during major tournaments, newfag.
We all love the banter of countries competing against each other, unlike USA who have their own sports and hide in their own self-glorifying echo chamber.
>>68581352
>>68580713
>>68580713
What is with you muslims constantly sperging out about
>muh banter
If anything, you morons can't handle "banter" like this thread because it triggers you so much to sperg with
>muh bantz
>muh bantz
>muh bantz
>muh bantz
>>68581279
kek
Isn't the NFL like 70% black?
Literally BLACKED on the field.
Imagine getting all hot and flustered like a teenage girl over ripped black men wearing spandex. Literally you.
>>68581347
I've actually followed baseball in the past and always watch the WS.
Tell me, in what way is baseball complex?
Pro tip:
It's not, it just has a lot of rules that you pick up fairly quickly in 2 or 3 games.
>>68581421
>unable to handle the banter
>>68581483
>posting about yourself
>>68581517
>posting on 4chan in the first place
![formula[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UkRuDjz.jpg "formula[1].jpg")
>>68581443
Sabermetrics. The game within the game.
>>68581279
>Diversity means left wing
No wonder America is going to shit, uninformed shits like you are clogging up the system.
>>68581421
>He can't handle the banter
>>68580240
This board just blows up depending on what sport is going on at that moment. Last night 3/4 of threads were basketball, it's normal
also >>>/asp/
>>68581655
I metrics are part of why you like that sport, you're literally retarded and just shows how shit of a sport it is.
Anyway, the only entertaining thing about baseball at ALL is fielding. It can get pretty based sometimes.
![saber-web[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/80PlH9D.jpg "saber-web[1].jpg")
>>68581819
>not enjoying advanced statistics
Get a load of this pleb. Yuros confirmed for uneducated little babies.
>>68581912
I keep my statistics for my job, otherwise I'd believe CR7 is the best player in the world and look like a fool every time.
>>68580445
>soccer
>>68580240
>divegrass
embarrassing attempt at banter
>burger chomping yank can't handle the banter
>>>/asp/
back to your mandrama threads todd
>>68580775
Imagine being shown webms of an incredibly irrelevant handegg game that nobody on this board will have seen. This is exactly what your webm is showing.
>>68581436
This is my gf when it comes to MMA
>>68581421
>Literally cant handle the banter
>>68582009
>>68582037
>>68582146
>>68582224
>>68582289
>can't handle the bantz
Hey, don't you have a gay club to shoot up?
>>68580775
>dat grass
>>68581421
Looks like you can't handle the banter Americuck, better go and cry to your lawyer
>>68580305
>football is too complex
It may be complex in comparison to basketball but not to any other American sport.
Also Hockey>Soccer
>>68582309
>>68580240
stay mad cuck
>>68580549
why is american banter always so bad?
>>68580305
Im a big fan of soccer and american football and handegg is much more complex
Americans don't watch sports, they watch 'sports entertainment.' i thought it was just a meme but many of them literally care about the half time show at the superbowel. teams are 'franchises' that can literally move city and it's okay, everything has been designed by their rich overlords for extracting maximum consumer and advertising profit. there's as little sport as they can get away with - and even then most of it involves easily exploitable niggers.
it's sad that they're so cucked they can't see this though, having bought into this weirdo identity-type world view that's clearly been pushed apon them to sell more bullshit. there's no creativity in their posts, it's literally stuff like 'you are poor' or 'you like semen' or ' BAD WORD>>player name' while they cheer on their favorite 6,6 giganiggers crashing into each other (with a 22 INCH WING SPAN!!11)
>>68580775
Hahahaha, it's like looking at a 3 yo having a rage fit
>>68580240
All the American sports are over so who cares?
Apehoop is over and is a shit sport played by schoolgirls in europe only.
Baseball has like 200+ fucking games, diluted as fuck - it means nothing until the playoffs.
NHL - Finished / Who cares
NFL - Finished / Who cares
So what other sports are you missing out on here cunt?
>>68582914
>kicking a ball around
>sport
plz brush your teef britkek, there's shit coming out of it
>Why do eurofags post their once-every-four-year semen slurping sport on my Japanese inspired message board?
>i want to talk about the exciting McDonalds(tm) 500 Nascar race
>I'll tell you what son, watching shitty, underdeveloped American engineered cars drive in a oval is real sports
>our local MLB team is playing one of their 162 regular season games
>let's enjoy the fast pace and constant excitement of baseball!
>Football season is coming up soon; I cant wait to spend 3 hours watching 45 minutes of commercials and 11 minutes of play
>remember to unironically root for our favorite college team despite never having attended
>let's unironically watch NBA
>NHL is far superior to international hockey. Why wouldn't you want commercial breaks every 5 minutes?
>>68583193
Notice how the americunt didn;t actually respond the claim that your "sports" are entertainment bullshit you just tried to make a funny.
WURLD CHAMPEONS! HEY MA LOOKE COME SEE WUTN DA NU YOK GYANTS HAVE WON
>>68580240
It's waaaaayyyyyyyy better than the 1000s of apehoop threads where you have white as fuck faggots pretending to be black.
>>68580240
You speak in memes and post gifs. Therefore your opinion is garbage. Take your flag and fuck off
>>68583330
baka dis nigga shook
>>68583269
>>remember to unironically root for our favorite college team despite never having attended
Without a doubt the fucking worst part of American sports.
"Oh so you support Notre Dame in NCAA, did you attend there?"
"Huh wut, I never went to college bruh"
"So you support the Cowboys in the NFL, did you grow up in Dallas?"
"Huh wut I aint never left Virginia nigguh"
American here, fucking love soccer and unironically enjoy every minute of it. I will now go bump 10 soccer threads to annoy you.
inb4 CHI
>>68583330
>this game is so lit 100 famlan lit lol take this L curry L lit im screamin bruh lol
>>68581325
Not him, but I love baseball and so do tons of other people. It's pretty obvious you have no idea what you're talking about
>>68580240
I think football should have its own board.
There I am having a good time and Apehoop pops up on my screen.
I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS.
>>68583269
this is strangely spot on.
>>68583362
you stop that right now.jpeg
>>68583193
>black people tossing an egg
>sport
those clogged arteries are cutting off the blood supply to your brain.
>>68581279
I have no idea what our point even is anymore and neither do you
>>68583464
good lad
Euro on vacation here. I love watching soccer while my gf gets raped by nigger muslims.
>>68582309
lol u r le buttmad!
Sorry, not watching a sport where a manlet faggot is the GOAT.
>>68583270
sports is entertainment when you get down to it. why do we watch it? to be entertained. now for me i enjoy the nfl more than soccer because it has a lot of strategy behind it. from getting a 3rd down conversion to whether or not it's best to run a ball into the endzone or throw it like in super bowl 49. It's a fun sport filled with excitement. sure there are a lot of commercials, loads more than soccer but those breaks for me are to discuss the game with my friends and to just have fun watching a game together. its entertainment but once the game rolls around its amazing to see running backs run through a whole defense, or to see a hail mary. i guess its difficult from an outside point of view, but many americans grew up watching the game and understand a lot of moves that have to be made just to move a ball 5 yards down a field. getting 5 yards, hell 1 yard on fourth down or in the endzone is hard enough and thats what makes it fun to watch. during soccer, for me, is just a bunch of back and forth with no real end result. its static, not dynamic. its all about perspective. i think soccer is boring, and you think it's all about commercials. thats fine. im not looking to change anyones opinion, just to try to get an understanding that football is a real competitive sport thats requires team work, strategy, and most importantly, the drive to win.
>pasta
>>68583800
>player throws the ball between his legs behind him for some reason
>12 400lbs gorillas crash into each other like a herd or rhinoceroses
>a pack of lanky chimps suddenly run down the field
>immediately crash into another pack of lanky chimps after about 2 seconds of running
>whistle blows
>announcer screams OMG TEN YARD MUH YARDAGE WHAT A GREAT PLAY
>McDonalds advert starts playing
American """sport"""
>>68584957
>complains about americans just sprouting memes in responses
>greentexts memes
british """banter"""
This is result of all you
>not sports
shitters reporting and whining about threads you didn't like
All the good content creators have left and they are never coming back.
/sp/ is dead and will always be dead
>>68585696
This.
>>68580240
(Real) Football = Chess
Handegg = Checkers
>>68585319
you forgot to thank your sponsor for that post
>>68580305
>kicking a ball is complex
No, shit is just boring.
>>68585946
Says the guy who cheers for a sport where every uniform is an advertisement.
>>68585946
after youve taken off your advert shirt m9
>>68585946
>he supports the Chelsea Halal Meats Inc.
>>68585946
>Manchester United Arab Prince Emirates United
>>68581421
>getting this triggered by your little inbred cousins
>>68582914
to continue, americans just have no leg to stand on. this isn't meant as a judgement, just pointing out how fucking cucked they are by the media jews.
what's the point in complaining that soccer is played by '3rd world mudslimes' - when literally every american sport is almost designed to get played by niggers. when every white fan has absorbed some kind of ridiculous foreign culture, so much than nba fans will start parroting some weird black sayings from twitter or laugh about bitch niggas or w.e
this isnt meant as a pass on black people but just how american sports have *zero identity.*
normal euro sports were either invented by the working class in the 19th century - and so you had a sort of filter for what people wanted to play, and wanted to see . the other half were made up by the elite, who wanted some vaguely complex 'character' building sport e.g. rugby, (that was also good to watch, or at least spend a day doing e.g. cricket, rounders)
the only, literally the only sport with anything approaching this is baseball, an import from rounders. that's got some sort of...normal american sort of feel to it, but the rest of them were created or exploded only *after* the age of mass media and advertising. they're creators might have just wanted to make a fun game, but they got big because they're fucking optimized *for selling shit* not because they were the most fun to watch, so a lot of people did so.
like really, why'd you think americans never have interesting or rude chants, it isn't cause they cant' think of it, but because the whole event feels completely outside of their control, like a presentation. they know it just wouldn't work if they started actually participating in a non-revenue maximizing way
>>68586625
kys dis nigga shook hard af
>>68580240
>it's a "yank wants everybody to watch his semen slurping sports" episode
>>>/asp/
Why do americans get so triggered by football threads?
>>68586625
like why is the only socially/media sanctioned sporting event '.....GAME NIGHT WIT DA BROS' - not doing anything, not anything participatory, but just sitting on your asses eating burgers watching 90 percent commercials for 4 hours
>>68586835
Because they can't watch a sport that doesn't have a Budweiser™ Half-Time Show™ to keep their attention
>>68586960
Better at half time then the whole game
>>68580240
Go back to /asp/ you faggot
>>68583800
> sports is entertainment when you get down to it. why do we watch it? to be entertained.
this sums up the american attitude right here. you know that you don't actually have to watch sports to be 'entertained' (except perhaps in some ultimate far-off sense) you watch sports because you care about your team. this is the core difference between the two approaches to sport, and why football seems so boring to americans, wheras the nfl and so on seem so....artificial, tension-less, to americans.
i'm sure that the nfl is very complex in subtle ways (but then why wouldn't the same be true for soccer?) but its just fucking there because it's good entertainment with constant drips of unsubliminated, committment-free interest (e.g. 'this guy HITS this other guy REALLY hard)
>>68587301
>>68583800
It really is funny listening to you morons talking about a sport and culture that you know nothing about. But you think you're so right-on. It's hilarious.
>>68587301
>This guy kicked the ball.... And that guy kicked the ball... and he kicked to that other guy... and he kicked it towards the goal...
Very committed sport I must say britcuck.
>>68581279
>apehoop and handegg literally BLACKED
>boreball full with latinos and niggers
>the three of them follow the principles of communism
>the three of them are owned by jews
>>68580240
>yfw divegrass is the most watched sport in USA in 20 years time
>>68580240
>there is copa america and euro at the same time
>he can't comprehend why international football competitions get more discussion than his american "sports"
>>68580888
checked
>>68580965
fuck. this looks awesome.
anyhow who cares about any sporting event if you cant get loaded and do other things besides
>>68580240
back to /asp/ faggot
>>68587508
explain to me where i'm going wrong in a way that is consistent with things like 'franchises' moving city?
>>68588483
Baseball games are the shit. Cold beer, peanuts, popcorn, hot dogs, hanging out with friends, checking out the ladies, sneaking down into the expensive seats, heckling opposing players, it's the life.
Baseball games are maximum comfy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_wc9JvTXGc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VB9wziryJQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sJaglGoByg
>how's your wife and my kid?
The original cuck insult.
>>68589436
lol image man utd going to liverpool and changing it's name to liverpool utd.
I think we need to get a sticky going soon get chink moot's attention. Its high time /sp/ be two separate boards. The /int/ shitposting has ruined this board.
Make an American and Non-American sports board and be done with it.
>>68581260
baseball is very complex actually
>>68589694
If i wanted to spend time with animals i would go to the zoo.
![JS72200346[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3CLTfre.jpg "JS72200346[1].jpg")
>>68590265
Baseball is probably the whitest sport besides tennis.
Your meme banter doesn't even make sense.
>>68580240
Only sport I'd be more eager to watch is NFL. Stay salty, flyover.
>>68590134
This. The current state of affairs cannot continue with third world shitposting.
>>68590479
>being American
>liking divegrass
Can't wait for Trump to deport your anti-American sarcastic ass
>>68590936
>he thinks Trump has a chance of winning
>he thinks the GOP establishment isnt going to cuck him out of the nomination at the Convention
TOP FUCKING KEK
>>68591398
Good point, I'm a #HillaryHarpoon now
>>68591398
You convinced me, I'm #MentallyHill now
>>68582037
>football
>>68590479
In America soccer is only popular in flyover cities like Columbus or in beaner-ridden shitholes.
>>68591555
That, and hipster liberal hell holes like Seattle.
>>68582914
this is the realest post ever
i was watching the nbs finals after that great usa-ecuador match and the players sat for like 5 mins while rap was playing on the whole stadium. i immediately wtf'ed. THATS WHAT U FAGGOTS CALL SPORTS? LOUD MUSIC EVERY 5 MINS AND THE PLAYERS RESTING????? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>68591609
>hipster liberal hell holes
Exactly, so Seattle, Columbus and Portland. If you like soccer you're literally either a liberal cuck or a wetback.
>>68591641
Why do we let 10 year olds from drug-infested third world shitholes post?
>>68591681
>>68580305
Not boring, but not complex, bro. Its very very simple. Thats why its so popular
Dunno.
I like to enjoy my sports without the looming worries of a bomb going off or the fans attacking the players, so I really can't see the appeal of this shit.
>>68591681
>>68591717
SPOTTED THE /pol/ REFUGEES
TRUTH HURTS
>>68591848
Burgers are the only thing you think about
>>68591938
>UK
yep
>>68591903
The truth is that only overwhelmingly liberal small cities care about soccer. Barely anyone in Chicago, Boston or NYC cares about that shit.
