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Czech vs Croatia coming up ext
Spain vs Turkey after that
>zelda shit as thumbnail
hm
>>68577828
Do you ever not shitpost?
>>68577704
But anon, I don't think that anyone but the two of us cares about this game..
>>68577933
>not every shitposter is australian
>however every australian is a shitposter
this is the first match with 4 goals
I can feel it
Comfiest game so far?
North Ireland v Ukraine was up there.
>>68578177
Portugal v BRAVE VIKINGS
>>68578131
2 from corners, a tap in and a penalty
>>68577828
People are constantly confusing the comfy thread with the normal match threads.
>>68577828
That's Link, you silly goose
wow, cute Germans :3
>>68578409
I'm sorry, I now realise how uncomfy it was to say that.
pls accept my apology guys
Shit >> /a/ >>>>> /pol/
Thoughts?
>>68578760
cze 0-3 bro
cap this
2-0 croatia
>>68578496
I am not cute anymore.
>>68578948
I think otherwise :3
Anyone got an iTv stream?
>>68579104
*acetream
>>68579104
Gotchu pham
c1cf22925989a2b00294367bfdf6a0b21d5e1213
>>68579196
Oh hold on, what channel is it on?
Just checked BBC and ITV guides and it's not there.
>>68579178
awooo~~~ Polska-kun <3
only the worst posters post in comfy threads desu
thanks for segregating yourselves, faggots. just make sure you stay out of the real threads, okay?
>>68579268
>>68579268
Did a moose step on your marple syrup today or why so grumpy?
>>68579196
thanks famalam, but it doesn't show the match?
>>68579268
We stay out of the normal threads, as long as you guys stay out of these then everything is good
>>68577704
who comfy eating here?
>>68579268
>>68579304
moose dont live near maple trees you gerry cunt
>>68579397
/bait/
I'm going to say something crazy here, and predict that there will be 2 (TWO) goals this match!
Quite comfy anthem
>>68579397
Me with nice selfbaked pizza.
>>68579437
So many goals? I am not sure I can keep up with such a rapid pace
>>68579437
I predicted 3, 1-2. Probably just a late 0-1 or 1-0 tho
>>68579397
real comfy food incoming
that hat is kinda dumb I gotta say
>>68579594
Is that pink swirl a different ingredient or just colouring?
It's supposed to be 37-38C here today but I've got a cold beer and the a/c turned up so it's nice and comfy in here with my dog laying next to me. I'm not moving all afternoon
Really good quality ESPN stream: dbb6fdbbb663083b0355a674ad598a0057d5ae68
Commentators aren't that bad at the moment.
>>68579628
it's fish cake
Croatian women really melt my butter
>>68579633
I don't start drinking until 3:30, mostly because if I'm drunk by 8:00 I'll fall asleep and waste the night
>>68579397
Just finished eating my dozen homemade Fajitas.
Now is time for a kettle of superior Darjeeling and some strong 420.
>>68579245
british broadcasting company pal
>the city of whoever's meant to check the ball
good start, hope they keep up the pace
shooting has been so fucking dire this tournament
>>68579856
It can't just be the players. Has to be something with the balls too.
>Limp Bizkit
>>68579856
The defence meta just got THIS strong.
>>68579664
how does one use one of these streams? is it through VLC?
I'm watching on cable right now like I do for all sporting events but I'm curious how it works.
lads
Why am I even watching this, niether team will get far but there not shit enough to cheer on either...
Is the BBC stream using the same commentary for the video as they do for radio?
>>68579921
You just go on the right website, the player is embedded, much like Youtube but in real time .
Just got a haircut, my pubes are shaved, I'm ready to fuckin rock this shit
Suddenly trumpet and the whole stadium singing.
So nobody got a good British HD acestream?
>>68580007
r/soccerstreams
>>68580007
>>68580024
964d4a6632bf9c8c088de94e12a4597b2173e291
HD BBC
Not working too great for me but that's probably because of crappy internet
Literally every team seem to be playing exactly the same way. That's why the tournament is so shit.
That and every team seems to spill their spaghetti every time they get near the final third. I don't think I've seen a single good play in the final third yet. At least not one that led to a goal
so since czechoslovakia won a euro, who gets to claim it?
>>68580242
czechoslovakia
>the state of crossing
>>68580242
>Oman
Literally where?
>Croatian finishing
This shit again.
>>68579944
>not rooting for the all white non Muslim Czech Republic
>>68580317
Middle east bro.
That's not common knowledge?
Question comfy bros, why does every team have a fucking chant like this
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11khB8RwNWN
Look how much the game opened up there when Czech Republic went on the attack for once. If the structure of the tournament hadn't been changed we'd see so many more moments like that because teams like Czech Republic would be forced to try and win games.
Who's the female announcer on ESPN? Is that Kate Markgraf? I really like her voice
>>68580242
as I recall during the Velvet Divorce all former symbols of Czechoslovakia were not to be used by either successor state, and assets were distributed at a rate of 2:1 (Czech:Slovak) due to the population sizes.
but really both were basically new countries, especially since previously what is now the Czech Republic was Bohemia and Moravia.
NI bro here, backing Croatia so Czech shits don't threaten us
>>68580301
b-but
>>68580317
WE WUZ TRADERS N SHEIT
>>68580362
not really
>>68580419
thnx ameribro
hello, where are the goals?
>At 1.83 goals per game, the average is the lowest since 1968 when seven were scored in five matches for a mean of 1.40.
>If scoring continues at the current rate, despite the low average, there will be around 93 goals, ahead of the record of 85 from 2000 (in 31 rather than 51 matches).
>9 goals in 19 first halves
>only three of them from open play (nani, giach and weiss)
modric is so based
>>68580348
Is croatia muzzo's?
>>68580538
Catholic
>>68580493
np, I spent last semester studying this
You think UEFA will give a fuck that the new format has created the worst tournament since South Africa or will they just not listen because of the shekels
If Croatia sort out their finishing they will top this group and go to the SF.
>>68580391
Football fans are low iq and can only remember so many melodies.
>>68580429
used to live in MSQ. good times, i ate so much fucking fast food in muscat, god i loved it.
comfiest country on earth. no worries at all.
>>68580391
Because memes destroy brains.
Modric is the best player in this tournament.
>>68580501
I miss the Dutch. They know how to start a tournament in style
>>68580725
>Not Walker
>>68580725
yeah
Got a belly ache :(
Not very comfy.
>old people bitching about tackles on the BBC
>>68580671
based, that's where i live too. thnx btw
Good goal
Croatia are 'dark horses' for the title
>>68580922
I feel you bro, been feeling almost sick for a day or two now
goal btw
G O A L
O
A
L
Perisic is the best player in this tournament.
a goal
1-0.
Croatia have been the best team to watch in the tournament. Hope they win it.
>>68580936
I thought Oman was like one of the worst countries in terms of human rights? Is that false? Or you guys just ignore that stuff?
Is Oman actually safe?
One thing I find sad about the state of current affairs is that you can't safely travel the beauty of the Middle East as a westerner like Jimmy Stewart in all the old 50s films
Like what the fuck is actually up with Corluka's head
Lads I was the guy yesterday who was saying he was going to an escort, just came back.
I couldn't get it up lads...every time the condom went on I got soft...wasn't really attracted to her, nervous as shit, and it all felt really fake.
Fucking bit embarrassed.
>oman attention whores
Tits or gtfo.
>>68581227
Degeneracy is not comfy in the slightest
>>68581227
stick to 2d m8
>>68581227
Oh shit. Hey dude. Again.
Sorry about that
>>68581227
At least they didn't fuck you in the arse
>>68581322
I did get hard without the condom but not with it on, I did cum when I got a handjob though and stuck it into her puss a bit.
Am I still technically a virgin?
>>68581227
>these are the people who post in comfythreads
your all pathetic
>>68581437
Technically not
>>68581437
Yeah... probably.
Sorry mate. If it makes you feel any better the last time I met my gf (long distance) it was stopped short by her parents coming in.
Is there any hope of you getting a girlfriend at all?
>>68581227
I did this too.
After a few minutes of trying to fuck this girl I gave up and told her to just suck my cock while I think about things.
cheeky disarm on that goal
Gonna predict Czech to slip in a cheeky goal but Croatia to pull it back 2-1 in the second half.
>>68581537
I do have a second date with a girl lined up but wanted to get the virginity thing out of my head. Don't think I succeeded.
>>68581543
Was she your gf? She gave me a bj but with a condom on, didn't feel anything desu.
What was the Italy game like? Missed it, thought it would be a boring draw.
>>68581596
do it with someone you're genuinely attracted to.
If they're worth being with they'll forgive you for your first time in bed.
Unless you did a stupid thing like telling them you're not a virgin
>>68581714
Most boring match of the tourney.
>>68581596
Well it is awkward as fuck to bang an escort, even you fucked actual girls before.
I simply shagged like i would've been exercising. But being in Amsterdam and all it felt like a must do, much like smoking a big one or vist van gogh's museum.
is Republic of Chad the most alpha country?
>>68581714
>what was the Italy game like?
zzzzzzzzzzzz
>>68581778
I want to kiss you
>>68581717
Thanks m8, I'll keep that in mind. I wish I knew why it went wrong though, maybe it was a mix of everything like anxiety. Knew I should of had a drink or two beforehand to calm my nerves.
how fucked are we lads?
>>68581861
More fucked that that guys escort for sure
>>68581742
Who looked better in the Germany v Poland game?
>>68581856
Don't fuck for the fuck, fuck t express your love to someone close to you.
>>68581856
When you do have sex, just take it step by step mate. Just keep your nerves in check, stay calm and you'll be fine. Just fixate on how much you want to please the other participant
>>68581861
Shit 0-0 inc. Spain play boreball
>>68581885
Everyone was a loser in that match.
>>68581885
Poland!
>>68581861
Just beat Czech Republic and you guys will be fine
BARNSLEY MENTIONED
BARNSLEY MENTIONED
>>68581902
Were you nervous your first time? Did it affect you at all?
>>68581970
Yorkshire's so underrated
>>68581888
>Oman
gay as fuck. It was obviously nerves.
who's the female commentator on espn i want some material for a ht fap
>>68581973
Fuck yeah. My confidence was shot afterwards. I thought I'd fucked up real bad, but it turned out I wasn't that bad and my gf was quite happy with my performance.
Not that I had any idea.
>>68581970
cuarse it is lad
>>68581227
Are you the guy that was weighing up going for a 50 y/o escort?
>>68582049
the moral of the story is
women don't expect that much sexually if they're with YOU, and I am a semi-autistic record store nerd so I think they could tell I might have problems
Where do i find a shemale dominatrix in carlisle?
>>68582064
Yeah, maybe I should have, find older women more attractive. The person I went with looked a bit dead inside, probably a bit like me.
>>68581643
>She gave me a bj but with a condom on
Does she eat food without removing the packaging as well?
>>68582161
>>68582175
>sucking on every aids sausage
People are sick and would spread that shit without condoms.
>>68582161
>looked a bit dead inside, probably a bit like me
tfw
>>68582115
adultwork.xxx
Is where I went. Not sure I would recommend even If I could of got it up for the duration, I didn't feel the need to please her unlike if I actually knew and liked her.
>>68582114
Yeah I had drunk sex with a 30-year-old a week ago and thought it was pretty mediocre. She just layed down and did nothing. 2 days later I saw her again and she wanted more. I was thoroughly confused, didnt think she would ever want more sex with me
Cheeky 1-1 in 89th minute
Corluka is some kind of Frankenstein by now.
>>68582253
2-0 m8
Why are Croatia called dark horses when they easily have one of the best midfields in the tourney?
>>68582243
I have a question for you my man. What is the general etiquette on weed in your country? When are the acceptable times to smoke it in a normal week?
>>68582302
Because they havent won anything ever
>>68582302
Maybe a chess reference? Horses are weird to move but can do a big impact.
SHOT ON GOAL
>>68582302
we're a strong team on paper, but i mean come on, look at the past 16 fucking years of tournaments. they inevitably fuck up in the end.
hopefully this time will be different
>>68582330
Neither did Belgium
>>68582329
People dont really care if you do it. Publicly I wouldnt do it but at a festival/football match no one really cares.
I guess smoking any time outside of work time is fine
>that throw-in
kek
>>68582451
Is it as easy as I'm led to believe to obtain it?
>>68582514
jesus christ britain, can't you even get pizza right?
>british cuisine
>>68582514
Please get your greasy food off that leather
>>68582514
what is this degeneracy
>>68582514
I know its not but I'm still going to ask
Is that raw bacon?
>>68582534
Yeah
Also, BASED RAKITIC
>>68582298
You right you right.
well
What's that? A second goal before the 80th minute? Preposterous.
>ywn chip the keeper in front of your nation's fans at a major tournament
>>68582629
I actually had 1-0 Italy as well.
Hopelijk I''m right, I really want to win my friends' prediction poule
Fuck not modric D:
Made in Tottenham <3
>>68582514
I seriously don't know how you're not dead yet m8, every time you post food it is processed heart attack tier shit.
>>68582514
>>68582760
I'm #blessed
>Czech will NEVER have a player as good as Nedved ever again
Not comfy in the slightest
>>68582760
Most of the stuff people post here is fucking disgusting.
>>68582802
Will you ever take down the Xmas lights and tinsel?
>>68582860
They shouldve won euro 2004. That team was insane.
>>68582901
'No'
>>68579594
Looks like poverty ramen mate
Red wine or white wine with spinach lasagne?
>>68582514
fattie-kun
Czech Rep is filling the role of African countries in the WC
R8 my fish and chips lads
>>68583000
I'm going to say white. Red if it had been more tomatoey
>>68582514
>christmas shit STILL up
its been literally, LITERALLY fucking years m8, what is your malfunction?
>>68583064
Cod or haddock lad?
>>68578044
>>68577933
>>68577828
>>68583084
cod m8
>>68583081
Does it really trigger you this much?
>>68583064
fat/fat
>>68583103
Lovely jubbly
You get vinegar on your chips?
>>68583110
it really does
>>68583110
Was Croatia ever great? Want to play them in a grand strategy desu
>>68583000
>drinking the liquid jew
>>68583143
I personally ensure my fish and chips are embellished with salt and vinegar yes
>>68583000
always red wine with any type of pasta, lid
>>68583160
Did not mean to reply
>>68583202
>vinegar
Good goy
>>68583160
the '98 team won the WC bronze
>>68583241
How do you even have chips without vinegar? Like what do they taste of at that point? I'm not sure potato has any intrinsic flavour.
>>68582938
Fair enough kek, I think it is your shtick now.
cheeky cunts
>YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS >YUGOSLAVSHITS
>>68583288
Nothing to do with flavour. Soggy chips are vile. I'm willing to sacrifice flavour for crunchiness
GET THE BALL! 2-0 DANGEROUS LEAD!!
skoda, simply clever.
3 G O A L S
G
O
A
L
S
>3 goals
>only 75 minutes in
GOAT match of the tourney so far?
Fuckin nice
>>68583377
Chip shop chips aren't ever crunchy my man
WE MAY SEE OVER 3 GOALS IN A MATCH
>>68583400
>>68583288
>I'm not sure potato has any intrinsic flavour.
Stop drowning your food in so much shit, you don't even know how it tastes anymore, Britain.
Seems I'm not the only one: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=32722.0
This guy can't spunk to a escort, so at least I wasn't that bad.
Good goal desu.
Fuck, there goes my prediction.
That goal from Skoda was fabia. I'd go as far as saying it was superb.
>>68583451
Mine are. If you ask them to be "well done" they cook them for longer and thus nice and crispy
Beautiful ball from Rosicky.
>Skoda
>>68583536
I came desu
>>68583530
i'll try next time.
but I'm fairly sure these fish and chips come from the balkans, and they may have no idea what I'm talking about
>>68583288
>I'm not sure potato has any intrinsic flavour.
WHAT THE UCK
Potatos have a very nice and unique flavour to them.
>>68583064
Yum/10. I like a squeeze of lemon, no vinegar
From my point of view Chiellini, Boateng, Bonucci, Srna is the back 4 of the tournament so far desu
>>68583655
cute
>>68583664
>No walker
>5-17
>>68583655
>tell me about corluka
>>68583687
This, most of England's decent play has come from that side with Walker / Lallana
>>68583713
O, man that was a good joke
>>68583697
>5-17
Brazil isn't playing
Tell me about Corluka, why does he Bane etc
who /handinpants/ here?
TELL ME ABOUT CECH
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE HAT
Croatia's defence worries me though.
>>68583812
thanks for reminding me
>>68583812
Not me, but Hungarian Keeper Sweats so it's always an option at the mo
>>68583812
Reporting in
based croat bants
>>68583812
That is a patented technique.
>the state of French security
Reminder that the security at the Bataclan were in on the shootings
fucking fans
>>68583903
MODS
