North Melbourne vs Hawthorn at 7:50 AEST
North are currently at 3.60 to win
first for fuck NORF
Reminder that the West Coast Eagles will go undefeated for the rest of the season, winning all of their remaining 10 H&A games, finishing top 2, and then winning the QF, PF, and GF.
Reminder that this will all be done in a season where 7 of the top 8 (bar Cuckthorn) are worthy of finishing top 2
Reminder that this accomplishment alone will be far greater than Cuckthorn's shitty three flags
who /dabloos/ here?
Kind of hoping that my team is club Gecko, would jump to the most hated team in many peoples books in an instant.
>Gecko. It's the privacy-protecting pseudonym for the AFL club you might just follow.
>And, for three academics who undertook an unparalleled examination of prejudice and discrimination in football, this team was trouble from start to finish.
>Among nine AFL sides that opened their inner sanctums to researchers, Gecko stood out because it promised things – like senior and assistant coach involvement in interviews and surveys – and then failed to deliver.
>The players began their participation in the landmark study belligerently and dismissively – and then ended it by racially taunting their club's player development manager in front of researchers.
>As they submitted their questionnaires, a handful of footballers openly directed a racial insult to their own player development manager – a man of non Anglo-Australian background, unlike 78 percent of Gecko's playing list.
>Then, looking the researchers in the eye and smiling, the players employed sarcasm:
>"Nah, we're not racist," was the remark that was documented.
>Another lasting image from Gecko was the sight of a lone, Indigenous player helping the researchers tidy up a room left littered with questionnaire papers and pens.
>>68566730
we need a math bro in here to figure out which clubs have greater than 50% and then 70% anglo-aussie lists and then narrow it down from there.
>>68566730
>PLEASE BE SYDNEY
>>68566730
This sounds a lot like st kilda to me
>>68566730
kek
Beta STEMfags getting absolutely BTFO by the alpha hard working chad sportsmen
>>68566842
LITTLE
>WAautist is triggered before the game's have even started this round.
why is this thread making me laugh so hard?
>>68566842
fucking kek
lads
good thread
>>68566952
>>68566952
Check I was into recently got pregnant. I started watching pregnant porn. Am I a cuck?
Who here /north/
>>68567096
>>68567096
Now I have to fap to some traps. Fuck you
>>68567142
How the fuck did you get this pic of me. Fucking delete this right now you piece of shit or I'm contacting the admins
Although words of his miracles abound, In the only miracle to be recorded in all four gospels, it is told that Nat Fyfe fed a multitude of 5,000 with 5 loaves of bread and two small fish simply by giving thanks. Unimpeachable proof of his miracles and love for the less fortunate.
>>68567316
>proof
>not a 100,000 word peer reviewed and published study of his actions around club members
get out.
This thread is so fucking Australian.
Y'all need Jesus.
>>68567258
What is that sperm looking stuff? Is that normal during sex?
PEDO MOD DO YOUR FUCKING JOB .YOUR FUCKING HOT POCKET ISN'T GOING ANYWHERE
>>68567394
girls also cum whitish goo.
>>68567400
I seriously bet you that Ausjanny has to do his homework and eat dinner with the family before the wifi get turned back on.
NRL
>>68567675
>7675▶
> NRL
kil lyou're are self my man
>>68567488
sauce plz
MODS
PLEASE save MY thread
>tfw accidentally clicked on this thread
CUSTODIAN
EJECT
THIS
POSTER
AT ONCE!
nice 'poomunity' you have here
/afl/ on literal suicide watch
please stop posting
Who hates people referring to soccer as football
/afl/ - Cocks
>>68567875
I say Football and AFL and I'm white anglo
u mad m8?
also good thread
Is this NRLEL or just WAautist sperging out?
Do you fucking job aus janitor you pathetic cunt.
>>68566789
The Bulldogs are 100% white + one asian
>>68564312
wew lad
>>68567913
Then it can't be them because it says a boong helped clean up.
What's for dinner lads?
well I've seen a lot of dickgirls in the past hour and I'm not getting the appeal. Is it an overblown meme-fetish like the /tv/ foot brigade?
>>68567932
chicken pasties followed by a late snack of the leftover hungry jacks chicken royale and double cheeseburger in my fridge.
Its a Baddies vs Baddies episode
>>68567932
tuna pasta bake
>>68567932
Jamie Oliver frozen chicken with mcacains wedges and can of edgell peas and corn
>>68567932
Nasi goreng from Wok in a Box lad
>>68568064
perth
>>68568064
>>68568084
hi guys
Pre Game QT ALERT
>>68567932
mccains bbq chicken and bacon takeaway pizza
>>68568145
they're pretty good tßh, but you've got to let them defrost a bit before putting them in the oven to get the base perfect.
>>68568202
they'd probably be my favourite frozen pizza
will have to remember that for next time
test
odi
Why the fuck did they have that cunt talking about how men and women could play at the elite level together. My /pol/ has been triggered REEEEEEEEEE
>>68567932
Salmon and rice.
>>68566730
This reads like the cuck diaries on Buzzfeed or some shit
>>68568312
>this happens
>Buddy is running back with the flight of the ball
>Daisy Pearce attempts to mark it also
>Is literally killed by the impact
The Wolf of Bet365, you here m8?
>>68568339
>"Barbaric game" outcry
>Rules need to be changed to be more accommodating for the first generation of brave female players to encourage more young girls to dream.
>PC pandering bullshit
>AFL becomes aerial netball within 15 years
Just kill me now senpai.
>Norf destroyed by injuries
No one has more dumb luck than Cuckthorn.
>>68565960
a nigga will dream
>>68567932
Nice healthy fish and salad, then gonna get on the piss.
Who /examsover/ here?
>tfw one semester left
>>68567932
ya mums moot
>>68567932
3 fish fingers and 3 party pies
>>68566730
http://www.theage.com.au/afl/afl-news/racism-report-afl-clubs-losing-indigenous-players-because-of-footballers-views-20160611-gpgzlq.html
This shit is hilarious as fuck
They're upset abos aren't filling positions in AFL squads but have they realised since all this guilt has kicked in their population has become less represented in all workplaces because the government throws welfare at them for simply existing. Where's the incentive to work if you can just live off the "hardship" of your ancestors?
>>68568385
>touch 'football' instated
>>68568393
>salty norf supporter writes a salty post
>Meat Loaf is kill
F
>>68568339
>>68568385
>>68568466
I actually think womens sports in non-contact games like Tennis, AFL and Cricket is quite entertaining
its only real mens games like Basedby Basedion they should steer clear of
>>68568465
>Hmm, I know I can shoehorn some /pol/ into this unrelated thread somehow, now how? Ooh! This week old article fits the bill nicely!
>>68568529
m8 I've got nothing against women's footy at all, particularly the old fashioned man-on-man (heh) style of play but a team of the best 22 women in the country would get destroyed by any club team older than U15.
>>68568538
What was it like being raised by a single mother?
>No lingerie footy league
>>68568544
no shit m8, and no one with a brain would suggest otherwise
but that doesn't change the fact that womens games have the potential to be entertaining in their own right. The Womens Aus Open final was objectively better than that mens ""match"". But there's a big gap between womens tennis and all other womens sports atm
>>68568465
abos are inferior pieces of shit, the only thing they are good at is footy, if you can make them train and keep them off the piss/drugs. Liberals cannot accept the bounds of reality and want to warp it to fit their fictional ideals.
Disappointed that I couldn't be calling alongside the great Dennis Cometti tonight.
Nevertheless... Hawks by 30
Cheers /afl/
kek why do afl threads never reach past 200 posts.
is the sport dying or something?
>>68568580
Abo's are the rightful owners of this here land ttytt
>>68568573
I also like watching women's golf because it's a bit more relateable to the average player.
It's also probably the only sport where you could feasibly have a woman playing at the top level with the guys.
15 on north lads
>>68568590
Why don't they live off the land like their ancestors? Don't need to accept the white man's money.
>>68568538
>A 6 day "old" not being relevant to the modern AFL landscape.
You should see a chiro with the size of that chip on your shoulder mate.
>>68568588
yes
t. GOAT South Welshman
>>68568598
Golf requires literally no athleticism so yeah I could see that. It's also why you have like 50 year old guys who unironically play professionally
>>68568590
t. Straffo
>>68568611
You haven't got any chips on your shoulders because you ate them you fat cunt.
>its a dennis and bruce jizz over hawthorn episode
Does it trigger anybody else to see AFL players completely ignore their own sport whilst talking about US sports on the social media ? It's like AFL is a job to them, and not a true sport like American sports.
>>68568636
This isnt surprising since most boganball players are Cucktorians and Cucktorians are the most pathetic, pandering pieces of shit known to mankind
>>68568636
Americans don't give a fuck about AFL m8
@68568621
kek, not even worth a (You) mate.
>>68568636
It's been growing on me, The Muhammad Ali pandering aside they always seem to slip in shit about NBA or something completely unrelated to pander to the BSA's.
who /cashout/ here?
Why is the surface "wet" when this stadium has a roof?
>Cucktorians incharge of ANYTHING
can etihad do anything right?
>>68568611
Except the post had nothing at all to do with the "AFL landscape", he posted a link and automatically went off on a tangent to talk about fucking welfare for some reason.
i fucking love these norf jumpers
Just ordered my SportsBet cash card lads, means I'll be able to access my winnings instantly from any atm across Australia
Get on that shit NOW
>this bombardment of gambling ads
Need to go the way of cigarette commercials.
>>68568656
Successful gamblers are 100% convinced in their tips, they do NOT cashout, they’re not creatures of circumstance, they create circumstance, if the circumstances around them suck they change them.
>>68568668
>nothing at all to do with the "AFL landscape"
The AFL has lost an untold number of Aboriginal and non-Anglo-Australian footballers due to nuanced, casual racism
>The AFL Players Association has welcomed the information which Brett Johnson, an executive at the association and player development boss, has termed "gold" in terms of informing future work and focus areas.
>AFLPA not relevant to the landscape of AFL
Just stop mate you're losing your mind and it's the first game of the round.
>>68568688
I miss ciggie advertising.
>>68568699
>Successful gamblers
That's an oxymoron you fucking retard, sportsbet bans you if you're to successful
BIT OF BIFF
>>68568674
>mfw Boomer wore one when it was the actual jumper
>>68568718
It's not gambling when you always win. I know more than the bookies, they're just sheep. I am enlightened and use my superior mind to routinely outsmart them. I have more than $5000 in accounts across different countries, sites, and passports. I'm like a wolf, the wolf of bet365. I OWN the streets, the books, and hold all the cards. I am the alpha and the omega, the beginning and the end. If you think you can outsmart me, think again, bucko.
No, I'm not addicted, gambling isn't addictive. I am just making money, like any man. If only peasants like you could understand my genius
Norf BTFI
>>68568668
Indigenous players and racism having
>nothing at all to do with the "AFL landscape"
wew lad
>>68568702
>The AFL has lost an untold number of Aboriginal and non-Anglo-Australian footballers due to nuanced, casual racism
Bullshit, if they are not a softcock who can handle the initial bantering about being a abo or wog, strong bonds form with your teammates. Done more for people getting along than liberal crybabies ever have.
>>68568702
That's the point retard, the contents of the article was in no way addressed by the poster, it was just used as a springboard for a >muh boongs rant.
Looking forward to your inevitable LE NOMMED XDXDXD in a few minutes.
>>68568739
Here's your reply you autist.
Show proof or fuck off
North are so shit.
10+ goal loss coming up here for them. Pretenders.
I can't get excited about footy when the Euros and NBA finals are on
>>68568796
Good post
Who is premiership favourites if North and Dogs win?
>>68568765
Nomming this guy,
The Le Nommed xD xD guy
>>68568796
Go count your remaining hairs, Jarryd.
>God Tier
Citibet
>Demigod Tier
Betfair
Pinnaclebet
Topsport
>Acceptable tier
TAB
Crownbet
Unibet
Local citizen SP bookie
>Pleb tier
Sportsbet
Bet365
Betstar
Pamlerbet
>Fuck off back to Britbongistan/spineless trader faggots tier
Ladbrokes
William Hill
>>68568813
Geelong
>>68568813
Adelaide
>>68568764
I remember back in the day when someone asked "Is corroboree Aboriginal for robbery?" and he got dusted by his abo team mate kek
>>68568765
Losing indigenous players because of racism affects the AFL landscape yes or no? Pretty simple.
You are so fucking furious you are assuming I'd bring the Autist Team into this lul. Stop moving the goalposts assuming it's a boong rant, it still affects the AFL landscape you moron.
>>68568765
>Losing ingenious players doesn't affect the AFL landscape
wew lad
>>68568837
If the Bulldogs beat them, Geelong won't make top 4. Geelong have ruined their season by dropping games against Carlton and Collingwood. They now have a tough run and can't afford to drop many more.
>>68568813
Swans
Firrito. More like FIGHTrito
>>68568829
>ladbrokes that low
This will be a famous win for North
>>68568447
wouldn't you be more comfortable on the myspace or something champ?
>>68568858
Not the same guy
There is no racism in AFL you fucking idiot.
Its basically a bunch of SJWs trying to force their bullshit down peoples' throats.
Its normal human interaction from the view of an extremist, little minor things being considered "racist". If indigenous players leave the AFL that's their prerogative, they should be adults and take responsibility for their actions.
I know you're shitposting so here's your reply
Praying for a Majak Daw chimp out
>>68568921
>being a NEET shut-in
Farren Ray is playing?
>hawthorn in charge of legally making contact with players
Been at least another three not paid also.
>>68568923
>Not the same guy
>leaving the AFL is your choice in the face of legitimate racial segregation so you can't play at your best
see >>68566730 before you exit to /pol/ stage left baby
>He didn't tip North
Casuals
>>68568923
This is the correct answer.
>>68569002
Great job patting yourself on the back there mate.
I have big problem with the plastic chairs around the boundary line, does no one recognise the risk of a player breaking their neck on those things million dollar baby style? or shattering one and being severely gashed?
>>68568996
>He tips
>>68568982
>>68569011
Jarryd triggered as fuck right now
>>68569021
I put a million dollar baby in your mum's gash last night m8
>>68568923
>take responsibility for their actions
What actions are those /pol/ack? Trying to integrate into a team and play by the Team's rules to get selected all the while being ostracized for being a non anglo-australian?
Delusional
>>68568982
>legitimate racial segregation
>racial segregation
Typical SJW word-salad.
>>68569044
>YOU ARE LE SJW XD
Typical /pol/ mongoloid furious they can't reply with something.
Try a few Sieg Heil's to burn off that anger champ.
kys saxon
>>68569044
If there's legitimate racial segregation the human body has ways of shutting that down.
Hawthorn: Vanilla essence, the side
>>68569054
>You either believe racial segregation exists in the AFL or you're a literal nazi
Cool false dichotomy, hombre.
>SJWs who can't kick a proper drop punt are in here right now
>>68569038
Indigenous people make up 2.5% of the Australian population, and 9% of the AFL. They're not being kept out of the AFL.
>>68569098
No! Not facts! Anything but those!
Is firito the biggest shit cunt ever to play afl?
>>68569059
This post reads like one of those bots that trawls the internet and tries to make realistic-sounding posts.
>>68569126
Clive Waterhouse m8
>>68569126
Been 22nd picked for 13 seasons. Possibly the worst 250 game player.
>>68569142
Yeah, "reads like"...
This spoort isnt half bad. Definitely better than Cuckby Plebgue
>Hawkroaches resorting to racial shitposting diversion tactics because they are getting BTFO
pottery
>>68569189
>Cucktorians
>Not all white guilt faggots
Righto
>>68569126
Mad Priddis of our generation
>>68569078
>Racism doesn't exist in this day and age in professional sport
A beautiful strawman argument my friend.
>>68569098
They aren't being kept out idiot, they're being forced out because of the environment which this Gecko study is showing.
>>68569206
>says the faggot from a Cucktorian satellite state
pot kettle
>>68569218
>Didn't refute it
Kek
So easy to catch you all out
Why don't more AFL players learning something like BJJ for their shitty jumper punching exchanges and wrassles going to ground? You could put a decent butterfly choke on someone with they thickness of the guernsey and seeing a cunt get choked out on ground would be dope.
>>68569209
>Racism
>Racial segregation
Pick an argument and stick to it.
>>68569209
Nu-males 'researchers' that have never been inside a sporting culture misinterpreting young blokes bantering as deep-seated racism.
>>68569259
neither of you are entertaining anymore. Just stop.
>>68569262
Beautiful narrative you've created here friend.
fuck up with the racism shit ya cunts
>>68569209
Haha if anyone's forcing them out, they're doing a terrible job. See: 9%
>>68569262
>Delusion: The Post.
>>68569250
Yeh, dumb cunts not getting suspended for months haha
>>68569278
>Just stop
You taking argument lessons from Hillary Clinton?
>>68569288
9% of the AFL, while a fantastic number, doesn't account for the club(s) lists that are over 80% white. What's wrong with you?
>>68569303
How many weeks do you think you would get for Ivan Drago-ing a bitch?
>>68569285
And we see here a metropolitan Cucktorian nu-male, raised by a single mother and now using overbearing male colloquials to fit in to push his own little agenda, completely unable to focus on a game because his safe space has been "invaded"
frees for 17-3 norfs way, wow
>>68569239
I'm not a Cucktorian you moron
>hawthorn free kick
It begins.
>>68569303
I thought they only had striking charges and severity? I'd kek if they lost their spaghetti over the first legitimate, calculated choke applied. Not just a headlock/rape choke in anger but a RNC, arm triangle etc. Would be good seeing the blowback
>>68569305
/pol/ can't help but reveal themselves I see.
Who else /atthegame/?
>>68569278
>Beautiful narrative you've created here friend.
likewise
Young blokes in footy club banter each other about everything in joking manner, its form of bonding. Reseachers spinning out because they dont speak like SJW newspeak robots.
>>68569343
>Poor little white male cuckroach
kek, it writes itself
>>68569321
>80% white
You say that as if it's some crushing indictment. Australia as a whole is ~90% white.
Lads, check out Straffo's twitter - he has taken a play from Hillary's playbook and COMPLETELY FUCKING ANNIHILATED the LDP party.
>>68569333
yeah you got me, thats all 100% true
>>68569354
Yep
>>68569349
Took you 7 minutes and that was the best you could come up with?
>>68569364
just surprised by the lopsidedness m8
>>68569358
I would like a peer reviewed and published study from our camp to show that it is, in fact, "banter" and not severe, endemic racism masquerading as "bantz"
>>68569365
Nah I meant that the club referenced had a list that was ~80% white. I just want to know which club it is 2bh
Listening to ABC Grandstand, is Adam White a Norf supporter? More excited tonight than usual.
>>68569368
He hasn't
Fuck straffo the little bitch
>wah guns are bad and scary make me cry ;_;
>>68569408
Geelong
All the players are notorious cunts
Majak Daw is literally the Nic Naitanui of ruckmen.
scott twins looks like hes lost heaps of weight
Why are boongs so useless?
>North completely dominant
>Hawthorn only a goal down
I'm fucking sick of these cunts winning games with half the scoring opportunities of the opponent. Surely the ball has to stop bouncing their way every fucking time eventually.
>>68569429
Is their player list 78% anglo?
Some anon said St. Kilda earlier as well
>>68569408
In fact its more common in local footy for abos to start throwing around 'white cunt' 'white dog' more than them getting called something.
>>68569473
>local footy
Yes mate that's understood, it's amateur league bantz.
>>68569421
I think you missed the sarcasm there, sorry.
>>68569429
Geelong is still incredibly white, your better off going there for a day out than to Melbourne now
>miss three set shots from 35m out
>kick a reverse banana over your own shoulder from the pocket
Classic Thomas.
>Thomas can kick ridiculous goals like that
>Still can't kick a drop punt
>>68569497
no, you really dont want to come to geelong, its an absolute fucking hole
>>68569510
yeah i had a think about it and I retract my statement, practically everyone you see there is white though
>>68569510
Is it true Maoris roam the streets in gangs on Saturday nights and regularly have stand offs with individuals?
>BLACK ON BLACK CRIME
>ABUSE
>THOMAS SPERGING OUT
KEK
>>68569545
White, Christian males strike again!
>North's goalkicking
Seems playing Geelong last week rubbed off on them.
>cleanly bump a player in the ribs
>get called for high contact and a soft 50
Such is life as Hawthorn's opponent.
>>68569530
it's more of a shade of grey
jesus fucking christ i can't stand hawthorn
>>68569539
not sure where thats coming from, legit never seen a single maori here haha
This game is heated as fuck!
ACTIVATE IT
>scores level
How the fuck are Hawthorn even in this game? They're 5.2 from 7 entries into their forward fucking half.
>>68569568
can confirm, if you ever come here stay away from our town centre thing
>>68569567
North have double the frees for compared to Hawthorn.
>all this biff
Good atmosphere at the ground here lads
>>68569595
Because they don't immediately turn the ball over whenever they get inside 50.
>>68569561
Literally nothing wrong with being a white Christian male
>>68569603
18 of those frees North played advantage. At least three of Hawthorn's have directly lead to goals.
>>68569632
Nobody's forcing them to play advantage.
How the fucking hell is that not high contact?
>>68569650
Lindsay's pretty much forfeited any chance of getting high calls anymore.
>>68569647
My point is that the free kick had zero effect on the play.
MARK IT ON YOUR FUCKING EIGHT FOOT WIDE CHEST MAJAK
Majak Daw is so fucking bad.
/pol/ and the alt-right are literally seething right-wing SJWs
>>68569724
t. straffo
>>68569713
how long until the Cucktorian Football League institutes racial quotas?
Firrito must have a tiny dick to be stirring up all this shit lul
>>68569724
Because you have to fight fire with fire lad
Ignoring sjws doesnt make them go away
>playing africans
you get what you deserve
>>68569732
t. seething saxon
You're literally jarryd's other half kek
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
Fuuuck, why can't every game have this much passion. The AFL needs more biff.
Politically moderate are among the most obnoxious cunts ever, sitting on the fence only gets you a sore arse.
Thankfully these people usually end up with some infertile homely bitch and end up raising two kids a.k.a dogs and die alone
You cant just beat Cuckthorn, you have to thrash them because they are guaranteed half dozen umpball goals at key moments.
>>68569795
Makes women, especially mums, nervous and they dont like it
>>68569799
>alt-right cuck triggered by the realisation he's as SJW as SJWs
>>68569819
Actually an SJW, moddie
>>68569806
>because they are guaranteed half dozen umpball goals at key moments.
I would like a 5,000 word peer reviewed study on this
I know you're in here Jwikkid
You're a massive faggot
>>68569833
Your mum's cunt has been peer reviewed by 5,000 dicks.
>>68569806
>free kicks 25-11 to Norf
Righto
>4.11
Fold immediately norf
>>68569856
Well looks like I'll just discard your view then. Well done on backing up your statement.
>>68569856
What's the verdict m8?
>>68569869
>all free-kicks are equal
what are the numbers for free kicks that are direct shot at goals?
>>68569889
Loose, smelly and has a Hawthorn bias
>>68569899
2 (two) have been down field free kicks. Are you aware of the rules?
>>68569889
Like chucking sausage down the freeway.
