Games this weekend (in official /rug/ time)
-- Saturday --
>NZ v Wales 17:35
>Australia v England 20:00
>Japan v Scotland 20:20
-- Sunday --
>South Africa v Ireland 01:00
>Canada v Russia 07:00
>USA v Italy 11:00
Talk about rugby you fucks
/thug/
>no friday rug
cant wait for superb rugby to return if im honest
>>68564132
Do you guys ever run out of international teams? I feel as though international rugby is a slightly closed-circuit
Who is more athletic: a baseball or cricket player?
>>68564301
roidballers are more athletic
>>68564262
Does america ever run out of domestic teams?
>>68564262
unlike the expansive international competition in gridiron, baseball and ice hockey.
Roll for your /rug/ slag
>>68564715
gimme that uggo amazon pham
>>68564763
I'm scaroused.
>>68564715
>kiwi "women"
What happened to the shitty Scottish thread?
>>68564715
1 is balding but got damn that body
>>68564952
Apehoop happened
>>68564132
NZ by 25
Australia by 6
Scotland by 12
RSA by 14
Canada by 5
Italy by 8
put that in your meme tipping comp pipe and smoke it.
>>68564715
That's some pathetic /b/-level kid's shit, anon.
Proud that I made it.
Rollin for 9.
>>68564952
I phoned up Goot and had it deleted on account of it being unimaginably shit.
>>68564988
top lad
>HSBC ambassador George Smith said sevens was already luring a new generation of player, much as Twenty20 has done with cricket, especially given the success of the world champion Australian women’s team who head to the Rio Olympics as gold medal favourites.
SEVENS CONFIRMED THE GOAT20 OF RUGBY
"Pissteens" ""Rugby"" on SUICIDE watch
15's=Test
Plebgue=bOreDI
7's=T20
∴7's>15's>Plebgue
>>68565035
Pity post.
>>68565035
>he posted it again
I'm embarrassed for you. The last time you posted this it single handedly killed the thread.
>>68565165
why do you think I reposted it? This poomunity is on pooicide watch
When I first started this poomunity, I was hoping there would be at least a few very intelligent (at least when it comes to Rugby) people who post accurate highly technical comments on here every so often so as to overcome my own shortcoming as well as laziness in reading up in that area. I think user “Gentleben” is now the go to guy for that purpose, and we are all grateful to have him on board as can be inferred from the numerous appreciative comments that he has received in the comments to the few threads. I find it funny that so many people who are appreciative of him (including myself) probably do not even understand half of what he writes. However, my intuition tells me that what he is writing is accurate and grounded in legitimate science. I would encourage people to go through all his comments in the last few threads. Ben, you can repeat (i.e. paste) some of your most useful comments to the last post within this post’s comments if you want since most people will not want to search through those threads of 500 comments. One of these days, I hope I will have time to go through your most important comments in extreme detail. FYI — “Gentleben” also goes by “ben”.
>>68564132
OFFiCIAl (official) /rug/ scoreboard predictions
Poo Peeland 54 - 19 Poorpoises
Wobblies 105 - 0 Ingurlund
Animes 28 - 27 (some name indicative or derivative of a forgettable "no t-thanks england c-can we stay here please" kind of place like ''''''''scot''''''land)
Springbleks 0 - 0 Ireland (automatic victory to ireland after the SARU abolishes all rugby ever in response to that guy who shot that UK MP being part of the pro apartheid group, Springbok club, relinquishes all previous world cup victories in favour of the runners-up :) )
Canada 25 - 14 Russia
BSA 20 - 0 Shitaly
Irrefutable and undebatable btw so don't even bother replying
>>68565310
I've never seen this pasta before.
Where is it from?
>>68564979
WTB on Arg XV vs Romania lid?
>>68565331
>ireland wins 0-0
>>68565310
tldr
>>68564132
Good OP btw, you're doing God's work son.
>>68564132
Could you delet this and repost in official RWCT (Rugby World Champion Time) please. Thank you.
>>68565611
Rugby World Champion Time is a meme and you fucking know it.
The reason why Brisbane time is official /rug/ time (and official super rugby time [OSRT]) is because it doesn't do daylight savings like NZ and NSW.
Official /rug/ time is the one true constant in this horridying world, and anything else is an abomination.
Thank you for your time.
>>68565655
>Gatland's Wales get towelled up by a third string Chiefs team
>he will still be the Loins coach for an NZ tour
Could Eddie coach the Loins to a NZ tour win?
>>68564132
>still doesn't have all the games
Apply yourself
>>68565786
divegrass on fucking suicide watch
>>68565786
>crediting statsgook
>>68566103
I'm not going to include meme games between meme countries. These are games including tier one or aspiring tier one nations and also Scotland.
>>68566450
the island nation games are interesting 2bh
how does one get into rugby, /sp/?
>>68566450
you lads almost lost to scotland the last time you played
and by almost i mean scotland were robbed
>>68566519
I didn't realise almost losses were a thing.
>>68566496
Watch a game.
Americans seem to struggle to get in to a lot of things though. In my experience it's usually because the doors are too narrow.
>>68566496
Be born in New Zealand. I can't even remember how I got into rugby. All I remember is Ian Jones was my favourite player and I would pretend to be Umaga running around on the lawn.
That's it! Go kick a rugby ball around and pretend you're an international player.
>>68566519
You say that like Scotland had it in the bag. Australia still would've had a scrum and another chance.
>>68564715
1, bruh.
>>68565701
The Chiefs have more depth than Wales. At least Gatland will have four national teams he can choose from, and lucky for him there are a few kiwis.
>>68564498
>>68564588
>this seething damage control
Make South Africa Great Again!
>>68564715
rollin
Pom's aren't ready to face the Alpha Male
>>68565701
Eddie doesn't want the job. If he did get the job I think hype for the tour would be off the charts. With Gatland everybody would be convinced of victory because "The Lions are coached by that queer cunt who lost to the Chiefs"
rugby lads.
>>68566708
>P-please notice me big strong American
Auckland uni lads, we all know where each other shit. Question is though
Where do you fill up your water bottle?
>>68564132
Are the aussies ready for another arse pummeling at the weekend?
Reminder for the last 2 lads to get their tips into the bru or be kicked
>>68568013
fine
>>68567906
SHOTS FIRED
>>68567147
how does it feel to know you'll never produce a dreamboat like our Danny. havent got the stock.
Are the Saxons playing again today?
>>68568490
we're playing tomorrow m8, probably be giving the aussies another painful lesson in their own country
>>68568533
6:30 tonight the second string play.
England Saxons: 15 Mike Haley, 14Semesa Rokoduguni, 13 Nick Tompkins, 12 Ollie Devoto, 11 Christian Wade, 10 Danny Cipriani, 9 Dan Robson, 1 Alec Hepburn, 2 Tommy Taylor, 3 Kieran Brookes, 4 Dave Attwood (c), 5 Charlie Ewels, 6 Dave Ewers, 7 Matt Kvesic, 8 Donovan Armand
Replacements: 16 George McGuigan, 17 Ross Harrison, 18 Jake Cooper-Woolley, 19 Mitch Lees, 20 Sam Jones, 21 Micky Young, 22 Sam Hill, 23 Sam James.
South Africa 'A': 15 Leolin Zas,14 Sergeal Petersen,13 Francois Venter, 12 Lukhanyo Am, 11 Courtnall Skosan, 10 Francois Brummer, 9 Piet van Zyl, 1 Thomas du Toit, 2 Malcolm Marx, 3 Marcel van der Merwe, 4 Jason Jenkins, 5 RG Snyman, 6 Jean-Luc du Preez, 7 Oupa Mohoje (c) 8 Arno Botha.
Replacements: 16 Edgar Marutlulle, 17 Coenie Oosthuizen, 18 Lizo Gqoboka, 19 JD Schickerling, 20 Nizaam Carr, 21 Ntando Kebe, 22 Howard Mnisi, 23 Travis Ismaiel.
>>68568625
6:10 actually, my bad
>>68568259
Are you joking mate?
Sean McGoat is the most Alpha sportsman of all time
Got my annual shares bonus today lads. £368 after tax. Might buy a hat.
>Gatlands job is in question
>>68569975
>Literally contracted to 2019
Who is the TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU of rugby lads?
>>68570212
not sure but I bet he plays for Australia
>>68570013
Cut that shit short, give him a nice compensation figure. Keeping him until 2019 would be a disaster for us.
NZ can have him now :^)
>>68570241
you're letting your (warranted) opinion of Australia in other sports cloud your judgement.
The Basedabies are literally the most likeable team in world Rugby
>>68569581
Come on now, lets not be silly. Our robolock Grewcock was the specimen.
>>68570431
>those physiques
Where did everything go so wrong?
>>68570277
>NZ can have him
We don't want or need him back again
We have "depth" in every aspect of rugby m80
>except journalism but who does there
>>68570471
Tbf he's an exception
Players now are far more wedged than they used to be, Grewcock looks DYEL compared to, say, Ebin
>>68570575
Eben is a monster, even compared to the other locks. His bf%, height and weight are all freakish.
>>68570277
Reminder that both Hansen and Henry coached Wales in the past.
Just goes to show that even the greatest coaches can't polish the turd that is Welsh rugby.
Wouldn't be surprised if Gatland comes back and wins b2b wcs.
>>68570836
Have you got any idea how much those coaches did for us? How'd Henry do on his lions tour btw?
>>68570575
Some players are just ridiculous. Pic related.. 20 (twenty) years old
>cud av been gr8 wallaby
Wonder what position she plays lads.
>>68567882
OGGB staff rooms lad
Whats a good Rugby news site? the equivalent of cricinfo for Rugby?
Best I've found is unironically the roar
>>68574113
i used to like planet rugby but the standard has declined sharply in the last year
Plz post the meme about difference between american football and rugby, the one with Chabal and witty text. Need for banzt thanks
>>68574377
>>68573286
Missionary
>>68571226
roids breh
>>68574113
http://www.newsnow.co.uk/h/Sport/Rugby+Union
>>68570596
Shook hands with him in the club after he manhandled Lood I kept my humble opinion that he is a thug for doing that to a gentleman and a scholar like the Free State's Lood to myself.
He really is a monster of a man.
>>68576987
Gentleman and scholar Lood - Pieter lock combo when?
Brazil x Kenya today
17:00 (GMT -3)
>>68577701
Brazil by 21
>>68570596
>Eben is a monster, even compared to the other locks.
Not that much.
>>68577915
I could beat all three of them up if I saw them down the pub Tbh.
>>68577701
got a stream Brazilbruh?
>>68574831
>He's a hero
maximum_laffs.jpg
>>68574113
depends on what you want, but for Aus rugby news Green and Gold is pretty good
>>68579120
There shall stream avaliable.
>>68577701
what's up with the guy's face on Brazil's Jersey?
>>68577701
need to redesign the brazil logo
its pretty uninspired
>>68579346
irish logo is shite too
>>68579282
It's a tupi, representation of a main native people group of Brazil. And Brazilian NT nickname is Tupis.
>>68578349
>how i imagine Bakkies at a kid's party
alan quinlan is a dope
>>68582134
CAN'T BIN THE QUIN
Are all of England's teams literally unbeatable right now?
South Africa:
15. W le Roux
14. JP Pietersen
13. L Mapoe
12. D de Allende
11. L Mvov
10. E Jantjies
9. F de Klerk
1. T Mtawarira
2. A Strauss (c)
3. F Malherbe
4. E Etzebeth
5. P du Toit
6. F Louw
7. S Kolisi
8. D Vermeulen
Replacements: 16. B Mbonambi, 17. T Nyakane, 18. J Redelinghuys, 19. F Mostert, 20. W Whiteley, 21. R Paige, 22. M Steyn, 23. R Combrink.
Ireland:
15. J Payne
14. A Trimble
13. R Henshaw
12. S Olding
11. C Gilroy
10. P Jackson
9. C Murray
1. J McGrath
2. R Best (c)
3. T Furlong
4. D Toner
5. Q Roux
6. I Henderson
7. R Ruddock
8. J Heaslip
Replacements: 16. R Strauss, 17. D Kilcoyne, 18. F Bealham, 19. D Ryan, 20. S Reidy, 21. K Marmion, 22. I Madigan, 23. T O'Halloran.
5pm Saffer time/4pm normal time.
>>68591106
Ireland on series watch
Brazil x Kenya starting now at Macapá
Stream
http://www.brasiltvs.com/pls/vtaum.php?canal=sportv2&nome=SPORTV2
>>68592073
winner gets a bag of rice
>>68592340
No. Winner gets Hemispheres' Cup. Explained because match is played in a stadium halved by the equator.
>>68592504
Prognostics?
>>68592692
Brazil playing at home, but Kenya is better ranked than Brazil in WR rankings. So it's hard to predict.
20'
Brazil 11-7 Kenya
>>68593389
LGTSS
>Kekya
Extra time for the first semi final between Cuckmont and RM92.
Fuck FUCK FUCK
>>68594300
>27-27
chokemont gon' choke
HT
Brazil 14-10 Kenya
Lifelong clermont and spedding fan here.
90'
Clermont-Auvergne 30-27 Racing 92
>Kayser then Ulugia injured
thanks fuck for Scott Spedding
What a drop goal of Clermont
Halfway dropgoal from Brock fucking hell
>high tackle cos the other guy ducked
This meme needs to die.
Sin bin for KoLELishvili
>Kolelishvili
He ain't Julien Bardy but holy shit.
Essai de Racing 92
>Clermont
What the fuck just happened
>>68595704
The ultimate showcase of choking.
That's what
A la mèrde, Clermont!
Nobody chokes like Clermont, that was fucking ridiculous.
60'
Brazil 14-15 Kenya
FT
Brazil 17-18 Kenya
>>68596208
>BRAZIL
>he fell for the home advantage meme
>>68596951
Kenya is #27 and Brazil is #35
Hello Darkness my old friend
Morning lads.
Is everyone looking forward to the rugby?
>>68598875
>midnight
the absolute madman
>>68598875
i prefer him with the fro
>Clermont choked
>beard getting so big I can wash it with shampoo
>>68598875
I am, thank you.
>>68599293
hope you're conditioning it afterwards m8
>>68599293
Just got mine trimmed down yesterday.
Had been meaning to a month ago but then I did my ankle. Look like a new man desu.
>tfw cant grow beard
>>68599657
Are thou a woman?
>>68599657
>being a back
>admitting to it
Has the TAB been drinking when they're making their picks?
They're paying $4.05 for an Ireland win head to head, and have Australia as favourites. What is this even?
>>68602233
Ireland price is silly, but SA are still favourites
AUS/ENG is priced correctly
>>68602233
>They're paying $4.05 for an Ireland win head to head
what does this mean?
only odds ive seen has them even or south africa at 3/1 and ireland 1/4
>>68602693
$1 invested = $4.05 return, so if you bet $100 they'd win, you'd be paid $405 if they did.
>>68602398
Even with injuries?
anyone found a stream for the tonga georgia game?
>>68603129
Still hunting, but it was 10-7 Georgia after 18'
>>68603129
facebook?
>>68603278
what?
13-7 Georgia
>>68603401
I know the score, just want a stream, and its 13-10 now
>>68603303
There was a stream for samoa v georgia last week on facebook. Maybe there is one on facebook again being hosted by one of the respective unions.
>>68602759
>Even with injuries?
Pocock did nothing, McMahon can only be an improvement and has been in much better SR form
Simmons isnt injured, he was dropped. Though how Dean fucking Mumm makes the bench as the reserve lock of all things is beyond comprehension, especially considering Rory Arnold is a 50 minute player so we're going to have a Carter-Mumm combo for half an hour which is fucking retarded
here's the stream
http://www.imovies.ge/tv/live
press this icon lads
>>68603770
u having a giggle m8? its alice in wonderland
>>68603863
press the fucking icon mate, look at my pic
>>68603918
Alice in Wonderland for me too m8, but I am having fun watching Georgian TV.
>>68603918
now its just two bald mountain niggers standing by a screen
>>68603863
>>68603975
christ the russian dubbing is so bizarre
Up next on Georgian TV!
Rugby is on this channel
u niggas are just dumb
georgia have another pen
>>68604049
>17:42
didn't know Georgia was 15 hours ahead
>>68604141
>17.06
or 9 hours behind
>>68604141
it's just my clock m8
also 13-16
>>68604141
the elves mastered time travel millennium ago
who /lelos/ here
don't know if my internet connection is just shit or if this stream is laggy as fuck. Time for more georgian alice
>>68604243
/lifelong/ here
>>68604279
Yea it was bretty shite. I gave up.
Hey guys, we also play on sunday, against France.
I believe it´s 7pm argentina time, so i guess it´s 11pm yurop time, 6pm et and 3pm pt.
See you sunday (or saturday, i dont even what time would that be on Australia / New Zealand)
imma go to sleep since Le Mans begins in 11 hours, good night (or day, i dont even fucking now)
>>68604478
Going to just keep the 365 tracker on in the background, it'll give me a buzz if anyone scores
>>68604410
you too?
refball
What happens to Australia once England buries them once and for all?
>>68605035
.>we get the MotM award
>>68605035
they hire a kiwi coach
Do Australians wish their ancestors weren't criminals?
could Pocuck play as a prop?
>>68605309
my ancestors are Austrian/Hungarian
I'd literally castrate myself if I had British """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""genetics""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>68605314
No.
He could maybe play as a hooker.
>leave Englel to me
>>68605377
whats the difference? front rowers are all fat and smelly. Hookers just have to be slightly less useless as they have to throw the ball aswell
fugggg
wtf is going on in this georgian game?
What was meant by this?
>>68605374
Stop lying criminal. Maybe if you were English, you wouldn't have lost last week.
Ausfailia, absolutely pathetic.
fuck yeah try
that was really good game desu, it was worth waking up early
When will Italy be removed from the six nations and Georgia added?
>>68606184
20-23 score
>>68606155
kek
KEK
K E K
Australia is a good sporting country DESPITE >our Anglo roots. Australia is LITERALLY carried in every single sport by non Anglos
>Rugby
Best player is a Coconut (Folau). Most of the team are Coconuts aswell
>Cricket
Best player (Starc) is a wog
>Cuckby Plebgue
Best player (Thurston) is an Abo. Most of the top-tier players are coconuts
>AFL
Best players are Abos
>Tennis
Top 3 players (Kyrgios, Tomic, Kokk) are all wogs
>Golf
No1 golder in the world (Jason Day) is a chink
>Apehoop
Best players are Wogs (Bogut, Delly), Abos (Mills) and niggers (Simmons, Exum)
>Wogball
Literally the entire team is wog
Anglos are truly the sporting untermensch which is why England is so shit at everything per capita.
>>68606374
Oh and
>F1
Daniel Ricciardo (wog)
>>68606374
>Ausfailia
Pathetic.
Pacific Cup:Fiji vs Samoa is on now if anyone's interested.
Currently 9-3 Samoa.
>>68607255
p.s. good work omitting this game OP, you total cunt.
>>68605138
what the fuck is up with his shoulders?
>Farce Chairman: How do you want your shit family?
>Farce CEO: Just fuck my shit up family
>Chairman: How do you want your shit fucked up family
>CEO: Just hire Stuart Lancaster family
>Chairman: Got you family
>>68607744
>XD LE FUG MY XHIT UB FAN :DDDDDD
Fuck OFF back to facebook and NEVER step foot in MY /sp/ again, YOU HERE ME?
>>68607775
>this weak as piss statscunt impersonation
knit your socks
>>68607790
>statscunt
>/rug/
Why the fuck would I want to impersonate that subhuman, krazykuck?
>>68607744
Lancaster was massively unlucky tbf. It wasn't his fault Robshaw went for lineout rather than the shot at goal.
>>68607914
>garbage selection
>muddled (if any) tactical game-plan
>""unlucky""
KEK
Eddie has basically taken over the exact same team and made them 3x as good.
>>68607950
>Eddie has basically taken over the exact same team and made them 3x as good.
Always happens with a new coach. Let's see where England are in Japan in 3 years time.
Also, who decided to broadcast the Scotland match and the England match the same time? I want to see England get btfo.
>>68608021
watching scotland on BBC 2 with england on my laptop in the background.
>>68608021
>Always happens with a new coach.
Except for the part where it literally never does. England had only one the 6N once since '03 and hadn't completed the grandslam at all. They have literally NEVER won a tour to Australia or even a match in Brisbane. So already he is making history.
The fact you think Lancaster was ""unlucky"" now not just the absolute shitter that he is shows how clueless your are. Somehow he will find a way to make the Farce worse which will be quite something considering they are already a 30% team and get to play the Kangs next year.
>>68608159
Hong Kong absolutely Blown The Fuck Out by these elite truthbombs
>>68607864
statsGOD LITERALLY exposed gatecocksucker's pathetic real life indentity m8
Australian Rugby would be objectively better if Queensland was expelled from the union tbqh
who /wales/ here
I'll watch your sport today lads.
Will these games be on Sky?
>>68608859
how the FUCK can a game be 'on sky'
there's no fucking tele in the sky mate
>>68608966
haha, got me with the Ol' Reddit Switch-a-roo.
Also, are you a Chiefs fan?
>>68608986
suicide yourself Wankush
/rug/ has enough memespouting underage Peewis
>>68609029
I'm here to stay Krazycuck.
I unironically want to watch this sport.
Meanwhile, Fiji beat Samoa 26-16 for the Pacific Cup and yes, it has some sort of direct influence for th RWC 2019 because Fiji is currently the Oceania 1 (Pot 4) draw and Tonga Oceania 2 (Pot 5). So far Samoa has to go on a repechage game, most likely against Russia sometime by 2017.
STream lads????
>>68609044
Based Rapidkush
In other news I just saw a maori family living in their car top kek
>>68609150
its more than an hour away lad
>>68609161
i've waited too many bongs
he wuz a gud boy, he never kicked AWJ in da face
>>68609151
>1 in 10 are homeless in NZ or someone on the news said so it must be true
>>68609243
maori homeless person
can confirm
>think game is on at 7.30am like last week
>it's on at 8.30am
>woke up this early for no reason
for fuck sake
>>68609363
poor english person
>>68609151
You've actually declined so quickly man
t. a former fan
>>68609402
t. Homeless maori
I've been busy with study sis. And tttt I'm retiring soon because I've been recruited by a law firm. My work here is basically done considering ive destroyed all the shitcunts who used to post here and in /nrl/.
>>68609363
Kick off is 7:35pm lad what are you talking about?
>>68609363
>7.30am
>early
lad
>>68609503
>1st year
>frim offer
STOP
>>68609561
Lazy fuck NEET's are the reason SJWs are winning.
>>68609570
Kekking at at this sseeeeeething jealousity
no milk so I had to use some almond shit on my weetabix.. disaster morning so far comrades
>>68609570
Stop ruining his native
Let him live out his fake life on this south Sudanese Linseed oil trading forum
>>68609606
how many weetbix can you do m8?
>>68609606
eating it dry would be better than covering it in that slop
>>68609606
Should have made a cup of coffee and tipped that on m80
Even just a little bit of hot water would have been my first choice
>>68609617
fit 5 in a bowl, any more and the top one stays dry like cardboard
>>68609606
>>68609363
This is a disaster of a saturday morning, weetabix ffs
Ham cheese and egg toasted bagel here
>>68609580
have to wake up @ 630 for an assessment centre on monday
might just pooicide
Thanks for making it seem like we have a chance Fitzy
>>68609646
dont stack them breh
the milk penetrates better if you have them on their sides
Stream with NZ commentary and build up pls?
>>68609617
I want to see matt stonie do a weetbix challenge. Can probs do like 300.
Might email him right now.
any stream?
