CLE:RGIII lacked for 'wow' moments in offseason
PIT:Maurkice Pouncey underwent seven surgeries
LAR:Fisher Ball: Keenum enters camp as starter
BAL:Long-shot Trent Richardson needs knee scope
SEA:Carroll 'absolutely' expects Rawls for Week 1
DEN:Von: 'No chance' I play under franchise tag
CAR:Panthers extend Rivera through 2018 season
BAL:'Real chance' Terrell Suggs ready for Week 1
FA:Report: 49ers, Seahawks eye Eugene Monroe
NO:'Pretty apparent' Spiller behind Hightower
BAL:Steve Smith returned to achieve 1,000 catches
TEN:Tajae Sharpe expected to open camp as starter
>mfw RGIII wins one for da land
First for a gator eating Sneak's baby
>>68563348
as much as i want something nice to happen to cleveland
>yfw it turns into another "The _____" event
>>68563301
>BAL:'Real chance' Terrell Suggs ready for Week 1
Pepper your angus NFL (just pretend it's Suggs in the pic and not Reed)
BUF: unofficial winner of offseason
>>68563365
You're implying I need to have sex.
With a girl.
In the vagina.
Without a condom.
Hah, good one.
>>68563365
Florida
Not even once
>>68563421
Rex Ryan needs to fucking go. Go call the corpse of Marv Levy to fix this shit.
>>68563301
Fitz isnt going to sign with the Jets is he?
They arent going to get close to the playoffs without him, especially with Marshall chimping out that he isnt there.
>>68563426
>A gator will never eat sneak
>>68563481
He wouldn't have made it anyway. Remember when Buffalo paid him and then he turned to shit and got benched. He's the kind of QB that you need to make him >do it for free.
>>68563365
>Florida Man flees seatbelt stop on foot, cop runs him over and kills him
>Florida Man supposedly stops for beer while being chased by police
>Florida Man blames zombie attack for throwing concrete at hotel
>Florida Man arrested for firing gun after watching Hitler documentary
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>68563463
If his defense is mediocre again then I'll be glad to see him go. Most of this offseason's news has been good though.
>>68563582
too bad he couldn't beat norway man's high score with bonus surviving multiplier :^)
>>68563630
2edgy4me
>>68563698
Forgive him brother, for he is of the 49ers blood. A red-blooded race of choleric chicano midgets.
>>68563531
Fitz never got benched on the Bills. And part of the reason he started sucking was London Fletcher shattering his ribcage. But we'll still always remember him as Captain Unclutch, because those soul sucking 4th quarter INTs were a constant factor.
>>68563777
Good trips
>>68563777
Thank you for correcting me. Also they were literally WIN AND IN and he threw an interception on the last play of the game.
>>68563761
Ah, I have heard tales of these hot headed dwarf people. Their time has long since passed and soon they shall vanish from the Earth; already they have been forced to fallback to the fortress of Levi's, far from their ancestral fortress-home of the Stick of Candle
Aaron Rodgers
>>68563909
weebs...
>>68563886
Ah, the Candlestick, that is a name I have not heard in many a time. I used to fight valiantly against the chicano hordes in my youth. Many a night I spent in the hoosegow there. Seating, bottles, and objects were thrown.
>>68563909
Is overrated
>>68563818
Happiest ending to a regular season that I can remember. Which is both uplifting and sad at the same time.
>>68564040
Yes, it was a chaotic place for not only were the performing gladiators that called it home vicious criminals but the spectators were some of the worst as well. Vast hordes of mongrels, loyal only to their local clans, no form of income beyond what they could take from honest men at dirk point.
>>68563818
Don't forget about this year. All Fitz had to do was beat the Bills and the Jests get in since Pitt got BTFO by Ryan fucking Mallett
>>68564241
That's what I was saying.
The Oakland Raiders are just so goddamn likable.
>>68564280
Yes they are. Until they are good. Than every ratshit Chicano beaner in the fucking world reps their gear like a gangster and innocent fans like me get labeled as scum at get jumped at games and have to always be ready for fights.
>>68564270
Sorry I'm kinda drunk
>>68564377
I'm already drunk on life.
>>68563818
I was so happy to see that, knowing that Marshall wasnt gonna make it into the playoffs.
>>68564454
I think I need to sober up then
>>68564622
2bh I had two Hoegaarden witbiers in the past ten minutes.
>>68564454
>rick and morty
>>>/reddit/
If curry was in the NFL, and he threw his helmet, how much would he be fined and how long would he be suspended?
>>68564740
I have literally never seen Rick and Morty. I didn't even know that was a quote from the show.
>>68564752
Depends, did the helmet deflate on impact?
>>68564752
Depends on what team he plays for.
>Cowboys
Not even called
>Lions
4 game suspension
>>68564752
If he played on the Raiders he would have been given a bonus.
>>68564774
I quoted the wrong post, I was trying to quote the guy with multiple trips
>2 cups
>2 plates
>2 party favors
!!!
>>68564850
It's okay.
>>68564783
He was more than likely aware of the helmet
>>68564801
>>68564827
For fun, I'll say he's a jet
>>68564869
>>68564939
He gets a humorous headline in the New York Daily News.
>>68564939
Talked about nonstop on E!SPN until something more interesting comes up
>>68565044
I meant the New York Post.
>>68564991
I got over that hours ago
Fake headlines
GB:Rodgers blows $200,000 on rare gold bust of his likeness
FA:Tim Tebow fired after calling Stephen A. Smith "An always angry, delusional faggot"
FA:Howie Long mistaken for former Verizon "can you hear me now" guy
ARZ:Carson Palmer detained at border after hitting BP with errant pass
DET:Calvin Johnson, Barry Sanders open up "how to be good in Detroit" camp
PIT:Roethlisberger starts fast food chain, "Big Ben's burgers and beds"
OAK:Derek Carr spotted drunk off communion wine in church
BAL:Terrel Suggs to donate gums for research
LAR:Todd Gurley gains 40 pounds as Carl's Jr. Spokesperson
NE:Edelman loses bet, sells girls scout cookies with Dobson
FA:Daniel Tosh apologizes for helping dolphins draft Tunsil
SF:Chip Kelly buys 40-acre land in Oregon
What are your team's weakness that you know off /nfl/?
>>68565482
Honestly, I would say the coaching. >We finally have the talent to be at a winning record, whether we finish with one remains to be seen.
>>68565345
>FA:Tim Tebow fired after calling Stephen A. Smith "An always angry, delusional faggot"
See, this is funny, but doesn't quite work. Uber-Xtian like Tebow would NEVER say such things in public. He'd say them at home or at church.
>PIT:Roethlisberger starts fast food chain, "Big Ben's burgers and beds"
ISWYDT
>>68565516
Stephen A. Could infuriate even the nicest man
>>68565482
-run defense
-LB corps
-secondary depth
-complimentary pass rusher
Feels not that great man.
TYBC
>>68565539
True, I'll agree there. I would think Tebow could keep his composure, but then again, I think of his time on the field, facing off against large angry niggas and think otherwise.
>>68565539
>not instantly tuning out when you see Stephen A's mouth moving
>>68565482
fucking playoff games man
>>68565482
>Oline
We'll see how they do under Cooter
>DT
Our biggest weakness last year and why they choked away games in the 4th. Quinn picked up a bunch of guys so we'll see how that works out.
>>68565482
>Raiders
Inside linebacker
>>68565482
irreversibly high standards
>3 consecutive NFCCGs, lasting 3/12 quarters against the playoff us12s in centurylink, but no owl? you're fired
>>68565694
Y'all want Suh back? Fat Bastard ain't done sheeeit. Hell, y'all ken take him fer free.
>>68563419
>yfw Harrison has a better year
>>68565482
ILB
inexperience
>in a few days fucking Cleveland will have a more recent championship than your city
>>68565956
Could be wrong about this, but I don't think it counts if it's scripted.
>>68565803
>Paying a DT quarterback money
You guys deserve it. I'm just glad Mayhew didn't offer him even more
>>68565956
>forgetting this is Silver's League™
Watch Cleveland get refballed out of a title.
>>68565990
I'm just kidding with you m8, I'm not a Phins phan.
>>68565482
O-line, strong side linebacker, CB2,
>>68566001
they'll do it just for the storyline of LeBron finally winning Cleveland a championship
>>68566051
Who knows, who cares? I gave up on the NBA after the Lakers-Kings series. I do hate the bandwagon Warriors fans who drove up ticket prices.
>need to get rid of a hard-on fast
>think of Joe Buck calling a boreball game
>need to get hard fast
>"And it is...caught by Tyree."
>moving the goal posts
>>68566224
>Mitchell
>Mitchell
>Mitchell
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ltjIswXRAXs
>>68566224
I wish Joe Buck fell off a turnip truck and ceased to give some fuck (bout sports broadcasting.)
>>68566246
Damn, I remember that game.
>Your team
>jersey #s you love
>jersey #s you hate
>the player(s) you feel are most synonymous with your team
Raiders
12, 81, 37, 34, 93
>38, 57, 86, 74
Tim Brown
>>68565810
Suggs >>>> Harrison even in Harrison's prime
I still can't get over the Cowboys' draft this year. It seems like such a terrible sequence of bad decisions. It's almost like Jerrah had let the scouting department and Steven run things for the past few drafts, and then he read the papers about how everyone was doing a better job than he ever did, and his huge fucking ego boiled to the surface. So he kicked everyone out of the war room for THIS draft, and that's why they drafted a running back fourth overall and then drafted a linebacker who may never play football again.
>>68566336
>even in Harrison's prime
it almost wasn't b8
>>68566367
Suggs has 30 more sacks and the rest of their stats are comparable
>>68566314
naners
16, 80, 53, 52, 21, 44, 87
>15, 23, any 80 number not included, 7(?)
81 fits into both columns tbqh pham
eternal joe
>>68566314
Jets
12, 23, 29, 30
>9, 6, 97, 89, 17
Namath, Martin, or Revis
>>68566429
Oh and that's with Suggs being 5 years younger than Harrison
>>68566314
49ers
16, 80
35, 65, and 94
Rice
>>68566314
>GOATvens
>52, 20, 55, 19, 73
>don't really hate any numbers
>Lewis, Reed, Suggs, Unitas and Yanda
>>68564362
/sp/ is probably too young to remember when the Raiders were still a good team, literally nothing but the scummiest bandwagoners, gangbangers and mouthbreathers. They were a million times worse and more annoying than the Seahawks are right now and for that reason I hope the Raiders will never become good agian. Fuck them.
>>68566556
>literally nothing but the scummiest bandwagoners, gangbangers and mouthbreathers.
Sounds like the raiders now. I remember back in high school all the wiggers were gaider fans
>>68566556
>>68566597
I remember I used to avoid the gangbangers in the stands. I'm gonna miss getting into fights with the Chicano 49ers fans. Shit was good.
>>68566597
No, right now only the diehards remained, which means 50 year old spics in LA who probably think Randy Moss still plays for them. Their stadium has suffered a blackout after blackout, nobody have given a fuck about them in the last 13 years but you just know this utter bandwagon scummery will begin again if they get good.
Cowboys, Seahawks, Patriots, literally all of those fanbases have been more tolerable than the Raidniggers.
>>68566624
>Chicago
>49ers
Wut
>>68566429
>>68566471
>10th overall pick vs UDFA
>Ten less games played, came out of retirement early in 2014
>not coming off a torn achilles
Harrison was unstoppable in his prime. Suggs has been way more consistent but Harrison's 2008 season was dominant
>>68566632
>Patriots
No they are literally the worst bandwagon shits out there. Watch a game where they are getting BTFO, the fans will leave at half time.
>>68566638
>Chicano
>>68566643
Suggs doesn't do roids. Harrison does
>>68566662
Yeah that might be true, but the Raiders bandwagon was like Warriors fans and Eagles fans rolled into one.
>>68566556
Haven't the Raiders themselves always sort of encouraged that? I know Al Davis fucking loved how violent the Raider fandom was. And the players sure bought into the culture, too.
I miss our team being hated because they were good ;-;
>>68566697
I always loved the take no shit attitude Al brought to the world. I grew up in a rough town and had to be strong. I eventually became a hardcore raidnigger in my teens. You know with the paint and the make up. But I rarely fought. I only fought with 49ers fans who'd insult my team because I felt that the were insulting me and my lifestyle. So I'd get with some other fans and jump a few losers and inevitably get arrested. I eventually learned to chill out in my twenties and now I don't fight at all.
>>68566597
Old gay confirmed bullied by Raiders fans in high school. Really explains why he hates them so passionately.
Raiders are the ICP of sports.
10. It's not easy becoming an NFL receiver. Especially if your resume includes just one year of experience in the German Football League. That said, we're rooting hard for Mo Boehringer, the German national angling for a roster spot with the Vikings. After struggling with drops during minicamp, the sixth-rounder acknowledged, per the St. Paul Pioneer Press: "Most of the time it's a mental thing. I'm not 100 percent comfortable with the playbook, but it will come."
Called it
>>68566806
This
>>68566826
O B S E S S E D W I T H
A
K
L
A
N
D
>>68566816
Called what retard? That the kraut would struggle in the NFL? Wow, and I'll call there will be a full moon this month
>>68566806
>Historically dominant team
>1 decade of inferiority
>ICP
lol
>>68566852
>Historically dominant team
>>68566826
Why is a puckers fan so bootyblasted by the Raiders?
>>68566852
By ICP I meant the fact they market themselves as being the badass brand for hardcore motherfuckers but in reality it's a bunch of flabby fat paint huffing rednecks with fetal alcohol syndrome and single digit IQ dressing up like clowns and pretending they're an outlaw brotherhood united against the world even though they're just victims of entertainment marketing.
>>68566862
You should really read the Raiders history, one of the team nick names is "Team of all decades"
>>68566898
except the 90s
>>68566898
Sooo, since 1983 I see an SB appearance and a whole nuch of division champ charity banners. This looks like "Team of zero relevant shit"
>>68566898
>2 Championships
>>68566925
and 1950's, 1960's, 2000's and 2010's
>>68566898
>tfw god will never let the raydurs and naners face off against each other in an owl to see who really run califo-ni-ayy
>>68566898
>drafted JaniCOWski
>drafted Lechler
>drafted Russel
>drafted Washington
>drafted Gallery
>traded for Hall
>signed Walker
>hired Kiffen
>traded for Seymour
>>68566898
Team of sucked ass for decades lel
>>68566954
>50s
Raiders didn't exist
>60s
The picture didn't list the Raiders' 1967 AFL championship for some reason
>2000s
Dominated the early 2000s, screwed over by the Tuck Rule and Al losing his shit thereafter
>2010s
decade isn't over yet and the Raiders are looking very promising this year
>>68566987
Hopefully Raiders will be moved to Vegas and Californians can suck cock.
>>68566995
>Janikowski and Lechler
>bad
Pick one.
>>68566925
The 90s were the beginning of harsh struggles, with just 3 playoff appearances in 1990, 91, and 93.
>>68566930
3-2 SB record, loss against GB in SB 2 and SB37, many playoff appearances in between weak years and 3 championships
>>68566933
3 in the NFL, 3 in the AFL
>>68566954
The team did not yet exist in the 50s
>>68566987
;-;
>>68566995
The last 3 years are indication that FO is turning things around
>>68567023
>better insult him or I'll get mad
>>68567025
>Dominated the early 2000s
Nigger they had two good seasons and then completely fell apart. You know who actually dominated the early 2000s? The fucking Patriots.
Clowney is elite as fuck
>>68567075
Biggest bust of this decade.
>>68567025
>Decade isn't over yet and they look promising
They'll have a grand total of 1, maybe 2 years with a record above .500 and no rings; pretty shit decade familia
>>68567064
M8 they were good from 2000-02. I don't know what your definition of early 2000s is, but that's exactly mine. If anything, the Pats dominated the mid to late 2000s with a good year in 2001.
>>68567025
>Dominated the early 2000s
>>68567108
>opinions
>>68567075
>elite
Against the run and only because he's a fucking DE playing 3-4 OLB.
>>68567075
lol who r you trying to fool with this lame meme
>>68567097
Just look at any Raider first round pick and you'll be proven wrong
>>68567025
>playing in a single Superbowl where you get absolutely BTFO is "dominating"
>>68567130
no u
>>68567097
Watt is a Clowney babby
>>68567051
Janikowski was literally drafted in the 1st round. They drafted a FUCKING KICKER in the 1st round, let that sink in.
>>68567108
They haven't won shit
>>68567150
>Khalil Mack
>>68567152
>>68567118
>>68567116
>>68567064
18-1
But anyway, before 2003 the Raiders were considered the team to beat in the AFC
>>68567150
Khalil Mack?
Amari Cooper?
Karl Joseph hasn't even played a game. A bit harsh to be calling him the bust of the decade, no?
>>68567198
>Amari Dropper
Lmao
>>68567192
>efore 2003 the Raiders were considered the team to beat in the AFC
No, that would have been the Ravens, Titans or Jags
>>68567198
>>68567198
>Mack
>Cooper
wow, your GM is capable of drafting decent picks when he has top 5 draft picks. Real impressive lol
>>68567192
I'm not a Patriots fan. Your team didn't dominate jack shit in the 2000s and you haven't won a ring in over 30 years now.
The 2000s Raiders were literally the same shit as Rex Ryan's Jets, overpaying a bunch of fossilized grandpas to make a run for the championship, getting two reasonably good seasons and 0 rings because they choked like faggots. After that they became dogshit.
>>68567246
>when he has top 5 draft picks
Clowney was literally drafted #1 overall and amounted to 4.5 sacks over two seasons.
>>68567275
Nigga that's 4.5 sacks in like 7 games.
>>68567275
Wow?! Someone made a bad pick in front of the raiders?! Usually it's the other way around
>>68567290
Staying healthy is an asset and a part of your physical talent. If your player is spending more time on IR than on the field, he's a bust.
>>68567275
Clowney has been injured you tard
RAIDERNIGGERS ON SUICIDE WATCH ITT
Tripfagging is the very essence of what Reddit is. As are generals. You should all go back there.
>>68567300
Na nigga, physical talent is about dank hits and not getting blocked
>>68567342
>That pic
Reddit is literally trump central now
>>68567342
I agree about generals but tripfagging used to be a sacred tradition on /sp/ before 2010 when a bunch of newfags arrived during the World Cup. It was always heaps of fun to laugh at some tripfag's team getting BTFO after making outrageous and cocky predictions.
>>68567246
>Ravens
For 1 year, until 2004
>jags
Late 90s jags yes, early 2000s jags not so much
>Titans
Agreeable
>>68567213
>
>>68567260
Top offenses in 2000-02
Top 5 defenses as well
Incredibly resilient vs tough teams (minus Baltimore)
>became shit
As much as it hurts to say Al Davis is to blame for 2004-2011, he refused to do things any other way than his own
>>68567331
>not the GIF
>you
>>68567368
Oh so bone density, muscle density and general durability isn't a physical asset, nice job sounding like a moron.
>>68567378
Only a plebbit fag would know
>t. You
I think this thread's confirmed that the hate against the Raiders is entirely baseless shitposting based on the 2004-2009 Raiders. Can't wait for the damage control this year.
>>68567387
I'm a Saints fan, we've had #1 offenses for fuck knows how many years and we actually WON a Superbowl recently and I still wouldn't say the Saints were "dominating."
>>68567405
I love you based Crabtree
>>68567378
You would know.
>>68567405
nice mascara faggot
>>68567412
Top offense helps, it gets other teams to notice you, but it means nothing without a top defense, arguably, if the saints defense were average, they'd be a dangerous team
>>68567428
>this meme
>>68567436
More dangerous
>>68565482
>Seahawks
O-line as a whole, depth at RB and in the secondary, and we still have Bevell calling plays so that's a weakness.
>>68567399
>>68567426
>Same fagging
Reddit is your safe space now, Drumpftard. Go home
Derek Carr
>wears mascara
>garbage time king
He's a necromancer
>>68567474
>garbage time king
That would be Bortles. Seriously, that guy is fucking abysmal and his stats only look good because he pads them against 2nd stringers when he's losing by 30.
>>68567499
this tbqh
>>68567474
>wears mascara/eyeliner
Proven wrong before, his eye lashes are deceiving
>garbage time king
That's Luck
>Necromeme
He's a Christian
3 strikes, you're out
>>68567499
That's what happens when people rate QBs based on fantasy football
>>68567520
>He's a Christian
>>68567520
Props to that guy for not getting mad
>>68567555
Checked!
>>68567523
http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/priscos-top-100-players-ranking-all-32-nfl-starting-quarterbacks/
Reminder that despite Brees whipping Roeth in Pittsburgh in 2015 he's a much worsesomehow worse than him
Oh and Blake Bortles who hasn't even won 10 regular season games in his career is more talented than a Superbowl MVP
>>68567617
Prisco is a wop retard who's hated the Saints for years. I remember him literally tweeting the Falcons players should blow out Brees' knee out when he was chasing the passing record, only to do a complete 180 about being dirty the next year when the bounty scandal broke out.
>>68567617
>Luck still that high
Dropped
How can one man live of draft hype for so long????
>>68567660
>How can one man live of draft hype for so long????
Two words: Sam Bradford
I have literally never in my entire life seen such an amount of excuses for a downright shit player.
>>68567617
That list is fucking hilarious. One of the very few points I felt were correct is Aaron Rodgers as the #1 QB. When he's on its unreal, not unlike seeing Brady in his prime. The difference is Rodger's low is much lower than Brady's low.
>>68567684
>Two words: Sam Bradford
>I have literally never in my entire life seen such an amount of excuses for a downright shit player.
You must have missed that Tebow hype then.
>>68570209
Hey I liked Teboq.
>>68570209
Teboq wasnt entirely shit, denver just didnt want to build an offense around mediocre QB
Bump for #1
>>68565482
Texans
QB
TE
Secondary
>>68567617
>assblasted flaccidfags
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>68565482
Pats fan. Based Dante could die at any time. That's about it.
>>68571434
>assblasted
m8 Flacco will never get the love he deserves but Bortles is a stat babby garbage time king. Flacco may have never thrown for 35 TDs in his career but he's also never had 18 picks and 14 fumbles in a single season
His turnover rate is unmanageable for such a bottom dwelling team to ever be successful with
Who is the Jason Voorhees of the NFL
>>68572668
Worked better when he was an above average player
Who is the Robert McNamara of football?
Yea say all you want about flacco but there is really no instance I'd take Bortles over him.
>>68566051
Once LeBron wins one in Cleveland that story line is never as good again. He'll never get one there.
You know how LeBron is supposed to be in Space Jam 2? What you don't realize is that we're watching it right now, and LeBron loses. Remember when the greedy business owner alien made Jordan play and lose so that paying customers could have the pleasure of beating him? That's what this is, and always will be for LeBron.
>>68572900
Aaron Rodgers
>>68573083
How would you feel if Space Jam turned out to be a Prequel despite having LeBron in it?
who is the Ulfric Stormcloak of football?
>>68573502
Brady
>>68565482
>burrs
Offensive tackle and the secondary. I feel good about this year though.
>>68573359
Generally speaking, reboots/sequels/prequels that are made too long after the original are terrible, so I'll feel shitty about it either way.
>>68573502
Alduin Smith
>>68573502
literaly who
>>68574008
Jarl Joseph
Another day, another dollar.
Are these the worst type of people?
Comments are so cringe, do nothing but prove the video's point.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EG8oMnsmQQM
>>68574623
I still think fedoras who make fun of people who watch sports and act so goddamn superior to us make me angriest. You know the types, "yay they get paid to kick a ball all day." The ones who put vidya over real life sports.
>>68574687
"Heh. Overpaid brutes smashing into each other. They shouldn't get paid nearly as much as they do. Now step aside as I watch my favorite hollywood movie"
I work for ESPN and me and my colleagues literally cant figure out how to stop the 2016-2017 Dallas Cowboys.
>>68574839
I know how to stop them, super glue their cleats to the ground.
>>68574839
Take out romo, done
>>68574970
Anyone that mocks the injuries of Romo deserves a permanent ban, sick of the anti-Dallas bias where an entire board laughs about serious injuries and comes together to spam >Rags after blowing a no hitter.
>>68575176
If you're tiki, maximum sodium detected
If not 750/10 b8
>>68575176
Anyone that says "Dallas", "America's Team" or "Romo will make the SB" should be banned for the season
Guys, I got a GF! And she's tall AF!
I'm 6'4" and she's 6'2", she's also a >burrs fan though, I am a Giants fan
>>68575374
Sick of this place targetting a specific city and attacking them, I feel like a Trump supporter in San Jose being targeted and hunted down, just look at the OP's picture for example.
btw the Cowboys are stacked from top to bottom and will be superbowl champs barring another fluke Romo injury, we will go 17-2 for the year but I wont rule out 19-0.
>>68575531
Good 4 U!
>>68575546
No is allowed to go 19-0, parity will always spoil your season
>trump
>>>/trash/
>>68575689
Figures you would hate Trump, Dallas is the only major white city. Thank God I live in a white state.
>>68575831
>Dullass
>White
Chicanos don't count.
>>68575831
I actually live in Crystal City, and this entire is filled with blacks, Mexicans, and whites, Dallas is no exception, and an idiot, racist, monopolizier shouldn't be allowed to run for the figurehead "president".
>>68575910
It is white, there were literally 4 protesters at Trumps rally lastnight in Dallas, so fuck off and stop lashing out at Dallas because you know your time is running out and the Cowboys are about to win the big one.
>>68576095
Not my fault youre too poor to live in the 100% white Dallas suburbs.
Lmao go back to r/NFL haha I cant believe there are football fans on 4chan crying abouy racism like dude go watch soccer haha go vote Bernie and watch football fantasizing about players being your bull
>>68576110
You are a strange man.
>>68576110
I wanted to go to that
>>68576205
Dallas is pretty black tbqh south irving is Mexican. I had cow tongue tacos there.
>>68576591
Shhh, Dallas is white!
How were they? I heard from that Jew Andrew Zimmern that cow tongue is like delicious pot roast.
>>68576205
Never said I was poor, I work for a living dude
>crying about racism
So I can't have opinions now?
Lol, did you know that, people who reject ideology that doesn't match theirs are twice as likely to be more stupid?
>Bernie
No way, he's too old, there really is no safe choice in this year's election
>soccer
No thanks
>fantasize about players being your bull
What?
I can tell you're quite young by your posts bro.
>tfw you lived in Texas for three years but it was the shitty ass Panhandle.
>>68576742
Lol hey everyone, this guy wants open borders and hundreds thousands of Syrian "refugees"
What kinda dope is against an America First agenda? Haha this guy thinks securing the border is racist, like damn dude do you just listen to everything the tv tells you?
>>68576696
Rubbery texture but overall good
>>68576956
When did I say that I want our borders open? I don't trust those Muslims anymore then you do, but I was also raised to believe that good people are out there too
I'm all for the resurgence of America, but there is no way in hell I'll trust that fool to lead us
>securing the border is racist
No, its not, but refusing to help people that want a better life is worse and you know that. Now you can be smart about this and offer a real counter point or you can make yourself look more foolish by spouting projections
>>68577355
Nah switch back to football, these days you get a week ban for posting 1 Trump meme in a dead thread. Sad!
>implying the Raiders won't crank out 9 wins and a modest playoffs l appearance
Serious quesion, no meme answers about fluke injuries..how do you stop the 2016/2017 Dallas Cowboys?
>best O Line in NFL history
>"Adrian Peterson on steroids" Runningback
>top 2 QB in the NFL(#1 in the mind of most intelligent NFL fans)
>stacked defense
>get our lockdown corner Scandrick back
>2nd best coach in the NFL
>most accurate kicker in NFL history
>best run organization(most probowl players drafted the past 20 years)
You cant stop them, and for all the FACTS mentioned, this is why I wont rule out 19-0 for the 2016-2017 Dallas Cowboys. How can you stop them?(you cant)
>>68577673
1. Romo is the key, if he isn't there, the team has significantly less chance to make/win a playoff game
>AP on roids
Suspension when?
>top 2 QB
That's a little high there Brees and Rodgers are better
>#1 in the mind of most fans
Wouldn't that be Brady?
>Stacked defense
OK, I'll give you that
>scandrick
He's good
>2nd best coach
No way, absolutely not
>most accurate K
That's Vinatieri
>best run / most pro bowl
No one cares about the pro bowl, and the Pats are probably best run
>19-0
Spoilers.jpg
>>68577673
They will literally lose week 1
Cap it
>>68578088
>88s
8-8
Oh shit
>>68578118
>118
>18-1
Ayy
>>68567462
Bevell has proven he is not that bad a playcaller after that run the offense had at the end of the year.
>>68577920
>>68578088
DAMAGE CONTROL
Im a neutral fan btw, Im just a realist that calls it like I sees it.
>>68578623
As much as I like the cowboys, they don't have a chance, the NFC is just too strong
>>68576942
Really? Where at?
>>68578866
Amarillo.
>>68578894
I lived just south of Canyon for a few years
Also
>getting banned for 24 hrs for trolling yuros about soccer
>>68578922
I do miss those dry heat summers though. Whataburger too.
>>68578666
Yea thats why the superbowl champ is from the NFC right?
Fuckin casual low expectation bandwagoner.
Tom Brady is a filthy cuck cheater
>>68573502
Easy
>>68575531
Pics or it didn't happen
>>68580102
I'll try tonight if she falls asleep before me
>>68576942
I lived in Wichita Falls and San Antonio, fucking hated it. San Antonio was alright but still was glad to get back East
>>68580164
I don't need nudes, I just want to rub one out to your giantess GF
>>68580284
That sounds cuckish tbqhwyf
>>68580410
>poltard not knowing what cuck means
you guys are literal cancer
>>68579006
Just be subtle about it. Talk about how the rise in scoring is ruining the game. How to prevent riots by not allowing beer etc
