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I'll start: After a 0-0 draw both teams get 0 (zero) points.
inb4 MULTIBALL
Argentina! I'm disappointed in you.
Most attractive human being on the crowd has to give two blowjobs to the best player from each team.
>>68549299
I would prefer giving 4 point for winning, instead.
>>68549336
that could possibly be rape
>>68549390
Why a new jersey? Wasn't the old one nice enough?
>>68549299
>Draw 0-0 at the end of game
>Players freeze in their place as thousands of balls pour over the stadium
>given 30 seconds to score
>if you score the golden ball the team wins the champion ship
M-M-M-M-MULTIBAAAALLL
>>68549469
This is genius, I want to see it in my lifetime
>>68549469
That could possibly be the best idea to ever come out of Mexico
Everyone who spends at least 400 hours per year on /sp/ gets a free gf
>>68549526
i like it
>>68549526
That webm killed me
>>68549299
If the match ends 0-0, fans are allowed to enter the pitch. First side to bundle the opposing manager into his own goal wins.
>>68549526
>those webms
Don't you fucking dare.
>>68549469
I would be praying for every match to end in a tie to see this
>>68549526
someone said if Leicester won the EPL we would all get girlfriends
>>68549469
>Players freeze in their place as thousands of balls pour over the stadium
would encourage attacking football desu, but when will the ref call full time?
>>68549299
>lose 3 games get 0 points
>tie 3 games get 0 points
this makes no sense.
and don't even try to explain -1 for loses. complicating something simple is not an option.
If a draw the hooligans fight each other for the win, the rules are:
Equal numbers
No hitting anyone on the ground
If you go down you stay down
No professional fighters(sorry Russia)
>>68550051
>Win no games and score no goals
>Get zero points
Seems fine to me
>>68549526
wat
>>68550201
It's grass whistling
>>68550166
Yes exactly. The team that loses also has worse goal diff, so still worse record.
>>68550166
>impliying tie means no goals
people who don't understand football are the ones who complain about ties. if you really like football you know that tie is just a possible outcome.
non-national players can play in nations, SK no restrictions on who can play for x team also buying and selling of international teams also disabling human right laws of professional footballers via contract lmiting their freedom of speech, freedom of movement and generally violating their well-being in various ways. so every time they fuck up on the pitch they get beaten and raped by me after I would also argue that their children and immediate family are also contractually obliged to have unconsented interactions with me. brown people should be kidnapped as small children and forced to play football 4 3
>>68550422
sleep tight doggo
>>68549299
In club games not held on neutral ground, the away team gets 2 points on a draw instead of 1. The home team still gets only 1.
>>68550401
The quote is going back to the OP which said
>I'll start: After a 0-0 draw both teams get 0 (zero) points.
>>68550401
Read the OP
>>68549443
We used it before already, our identity is switching up ours every time, just like we don't have only one national stadium.
OK but realistically what would happen in a tournament if every single game ended 0-0?
>>68550468
That sounds quite cool actually. Would really incentivise the home team to attack and not just have both teams sit back for a draw.
>>68550512
It was a joke, because he's from New Jersey dude. But thanks for the feels anyway I guess
>>68550621
In 2011 the Czech Republic, Japan and Peru shared the Kirin Cup
>>68550152
or all proffesional fighters
>>68550621
They would change rules to make it not happen again, just like they did with the 1990 World Cup
There were 2.21 goals per game which is the lowest of any WC (the current Euros is at 1.89, which is even lower, and therefore pretty fucking shit)
But anyway, they changed the rules after that World Cup because it was so boring. They introduced the back pass rule which means the goalkeeper can't pick up the ball if it's been passed back by the last defender - they would have to kick it instead, to encourage play to continue. Also they introduced 3 points for a win at WCs instead of 2 points for a win
>>68550621
every single player in that tournament gets fired from his club with 1 year ban, monetary penalty and a mark on his forehead, reminder of how ashamed they should feel about themselves.
>>68550693
That final game was either tense as fuck or absolutely boring
Tier two things that happen in the game
First, Corner Kicks: if the ball goes out of bounds in between the end line and the two lines that mark the penalty area, the corner kick is taken at that spot instead of the traditional spot in the corners of the pitch. balls that go out between the penalty area and the corner flag are taken at the current spot
Second, penalties. An obvious penalty where the offensive player was taken down during a clear chance get the traditional penalty spot. all other penalties are taken at the top of the semi-circle above the penalty area (no wall can be placed by the keeper) the decision on where to put the ball when a whistle is blown for a foul in the area will be subjective, but I feel more fair. Plus it would be a fun thing to watch bc a keeper would actually have time to watch the ball and move in order to stop it, instead of just guessing and/or praying the penalty taker chokes.
>>68550468
>>68550657
it also means that weaker sides who are still capable pulling off an upset draw on the road can scrape up a few more points to beat the drop.
also, in games between sides who are even on points and fighting for position in the table, all possible results mean that one team will have more points afterwards.
>>68550750
GLADIATOR FIGHTERS
>>68551011
I like your first idea anon, very good
>>68549469
That would be really cool :)
>>68549299
Give players bikes.
>>68551575
no, unicycles. that way falling over at least makes sense.
