Verlander vs Duffy
Tigers
1. Ian Kinsler (R) 2B
2. Jose Iglesias (R) SS
3. Miguel Cabrera (R) 1B
4. Victor Martinez (S) DH
5. J.D. Martinez (R) RF
6. Nick Castellanos (R) 3B
7. Justin Upton (R) CF
8. James McCann (R) C
9. Mike Aviles (R) LF
Royals
1. Whit Merrifield (R) 2B
2. Alcides Escobar (R) SS
3. Eric Hosmer (L) 1B
4. Lorenzo Cain (R) CF
5. Salvador Perez (R) C
6. Kendrys Morales (S) DH
7. Paulo Orlando (R) RF
8. Cheslor Cuthbert (R) 3B
9. Brett Eibner (R) LF
R O Y A L S
>>68549288
is this basebore or handshit?
>eibner is back
based
>>68549358
its my big fat cock in your mothers hairy snatch
>>68549361
>Yost put him in the nine spot
>Escobar batting second
Fucking Ned
>>68549409
probably because hes coming back from the DL
i expect him and escobar to switch soon enough
>>68549419
He shouldn't be playing unless he is ready to hit
>>68549616
I'm not defending the decision, only trying to think of why >yost does what he does
>사랑을 함으로써 잃는 것은 없다. 사랑하기를 주저하면 잃게 되지만.
Alright guys! Check it out.
Lets get some rolls. Winner gets a free Ned Yost meme
>>68549840
Rollin
>당신의 미래는 지금 당신이
무엇을 하고 있는가에 달려 있다
>>68549840
Please, Merrifield hits much better than Omar did. Those rolls need to be changed.
>le popup man
Detroit will be swept
>It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop
>>68549358
Aren't there some russian men who should be beating your ass sometime today?
>>68549908
Well see how it works
>>68549840
Rollin for whit Triple
>>68550027
Clearly it doesn't work
>>68550041
>>68550041
>>68550041
based fucking whit
>hit safely in 22 of 24 MLB starts
>The man who moves a mountain begins by carrying away small stones
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WEW LAD
>>68549903
Brad-San!
Moshi moshi!
>>68550114
Based bradu
>sun-ball
Thank christ escobar got to second on that one or it's a guaranteed fucking ground into double play.
thank you based sun
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
It seems the tigers are wasting no time getting meme'd on.
>There are wounds that never show on the body that are deeper and more hurtful than anything that bleeds.
>>68550178
SUN FOR THE SUN GOD
>Do you not see how necessary a world of pains and troubles is to school an intelligence and make it a soul?
>>68550203
Thank you for the deep thoughts Detroit anon.
>It's a Verlander throws 40 pitches and gives up 4 runs in the first inning episode
>>68550252
>Why do you want to shut out of your life any uneasiness, any misery, any depression, since after all you don't know what work these conditions are doing inside you? Why do you want to persecute yourself with the question of where all this is coming from and where it is going? Since you know, after all, that you are in the midst of transitions and you wished for nothing so much as to change. If there is anything unhealthy in your reactions, just bear in mind that sickness is the means by which an organism frees itself from what is alien; so one must simply help it to be sick, to have its whole sickness and to break out with it, since that is the way it gets better
APOLOGIZE.
>>68550315
>1-2
could have been worse
>Why do people have to be this lonely? What's the point of it all? Millions of people in this world, all of them yearning, looking to others to satisfy them, yet isolating themselves. Why? Was the earth put here just to nourish human loneliness?
>>68550379
>Note what each partisan will say. The anti-abortionist will claim that her position is supported by such generally accepted moral principles as “It is always prima facie seriously wrong to take a human life” or “It is always prima facie seriously wrong to end the life of a baby.” Since these are generally accepted moral principles, her position is certainly not obviously wrong. The pro-choicer will claim that her position is supported by such plausible moral principles as “Being a person is what gives an individual intrinsic moral worth” or “It is only seriously prima facie wrong to take the life of a member of the human community.” Since these are generally accepted moral principles, the pro-choice position is certainly not obviously wrong. Unfortunately, we have again arrived at a standoff.
>>68550379
The resemblance is uncanny
>paulo thirdlando
REKT
>Never throughout history has a man who lived a life of ease left a name worth remembering.
Fuck Jirschele for stopping Paulo at third
>>68550562
Damn...
>You need to spend time crawling alone through shadows to truly appreciate what it is to stand in the sun
Aviles-Upton-Romine
>>68550617
Wow.. So deep Brad
>>68550623
dont you talk shit about my romine cocksucker
based omaha storm chasers
>>68550617
>He desires that what he has at present may be preserved to him in the future, which is equivalent to saying that he desires something which is non-existent to him, and which as yet he has not got.
This game is already ***** with that OF
>When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle.
Imagine if the AL Central race stays this close into September?
>royals copying bradposting
>>68550623
Yeah wtf is Brad doing. Is it just so cerebral that I'm too fucking dumb to get it?
>>68550718
>doubting based brad
>>68550712
>He who has been instructed thus far in the things of love, and who has learned to see the beautiful in due order and succession, when he comes toward the end will suddenly perceive a nature of wondrous beauty
>royals broadcast showing Selena Gomez running in slow motion during the celebrity softball game
>>68550877
Was it good?
...bouncy?
can you guys GIDP? the indians did it like 7 times last series it was a big help
>>68550903
Yeah man. She was wearing one of those tight jerseys they make for women
Triple play incoming
SIT DOWN FAGGOT
>>68551028
>getting this animated
miggy EBH rape incoming
fine nevermind
>>68551178
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
?Are these things really better than the things I already have? Or am I just trained to be dissatisfied with what I have now?
>The loneliest moment in someone’s life is when they are watching their whole world fall apart, and all they can do is stare blankly
send him to omaha lmao
we're lucky if we split the series
>>68551306
god damn that's deep brad
>>68551377
>Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.
>>68551351
>When a man is asleep, he has in a circle round him the chain of the hours, the sequence of the years, the order of the heavenly host. Instinctively, when he awakes, he looks to these, and in an instant reads off his own position on the earth's surface and the time that has elapsed during his slumbers; but this ordered procession is apt to grow confused, and to break its ranks.
>>68551351
Damn... Braderer hitting me deep
>All I ever wanted was to reach out and touch another human being not just with my hands but with my heart.
based mccannon
damn that was a nice throw
Based McCANn
Is throwing out to second the only thing he can do better than Avila?
>Why do people have to be this lonely? What's the point of it all? Millions of people in this world, all of them yearning, looking to others to satisfy them, yet isolating themselves. Why? Was the earth put here just to nourish human loneliness?
>>68551554
I went to high school with the guy that's backing up mccann, i wish mccann sucked more :(
Who /sexlander/ here?
>>68551639
>time keeps on passing but you have to lay it down every day like a nice bunt
>>68551631
Salty? are you 30?
>>68551639
>tfw similar body type to a professional athlete
feelsgood
>>68551745
yeh, but can you blow the load of a professional athlete?
>implying the tigers won't come back in this game
>implying the bullpen will still blow it all anyway
>>68551745
>MLB pitcher
>at all representative of an "athlete"
>>68551766
I can get you to blow your load if you catch my drift
>>68551706
Our manager, George W. Bush.
LMAO
>>68551810
elaborate
turns out duffy can't throw every single pitch in the strike zone against a team that can actually hit the baseball
>>68551827
I made this last year when I began bradposting
save it my friend
>>68551856
I hope ur throwing rope is all I'm sayin
>>68551936
You know based brad has a cerebral rope.
>>68551906
Why is this so true. It's very disturbing.
>It was not the feeling of completeness I so needed, but the feeling of not being empty.
HAHAHAHAHA
please duffy
o yea?
>>68551978
>tfw will never be a closeted homosexual playing in the MLB
;_; I just wanna act all kawaii and blushy while popping chubs around prime bulls :/
Ned "Mission Accomplished" "Highest Managerial Postseason Winning Perenctage in MLB History" "Alcides Escobar is a perfect leadoff hitter" "Weapons of Mass Destruction" Yost
>fractured right elbow
>>68552102
Ned "leave the pitcher in" Yost
>로마는 하루아침에 이루어진 것이 아니다
where are all the royal shitposters from 2 years ago
>>68552325
responding to NoHS's bait and shitposting about the chance to make the postseason for the first time in a generation
at least say 3 years ago senpai
>>68552365
has it really been that long already? fugg
those were fun threads
>>68552325
We are still here senpai, its the new shitposters that make me feel like I'm pissing in the wind at this point.
>ᓄᓇᕗᒻᒥᑦ ᒥᕐᖑᐃᖅᓯᕐᕕᓕᕆᔩᑦ ᐆᒪᔪᖃᕐᕕᓕᕆᔩᓪᓗ ᒥᕐᖑᐃᖅᓯᕕᓕᐊᖅᐸᒃᑐᓂᑦ ᐅᖓᓯᒡᔫᒥᖁᔨᖕᒪᑕ ᑰᑉ ᓯᓈᖓᓂ ᐃᖃᓗᐃᑦ ᑰᖓᓂ ᒥᕐᖑᐃᖅᓯᕕᖕᒥᑦ
nooo salvy
>>68552325
The memes have evolved
>I don't trust Brad and his cerebral decisions
when is morales going to turn it around lads?
>>68552325
Yeah this thread has been way better than I thought it would be
>>68552955
I want Eibner at DH when Gordo gets back
>tell me to my face you don't want more
>say it to my face motherfucker
>what, can't handle my cerebral moves?
>mfw
LeBron "Dan Gilbert" James currently cucking GSW btw
>>68553377
>JD finally starts playing well
>gets injured
>this season will be a disappointment
>>68553017
Stop talking.
FUCK YEA
>show up
>hit homers
EIBNER
>mfw scoring 17 combined runs against Sale, Kluber, and Verlander in the last time facing each
>>68553017
KEK BLESS THE ROYALS
KEK BLESS BRETT EIBNER
Rate my setup guys
same setup as me right now so 10/10 desu
>this cavs choke
>>68554378
2/10 you could make the 4chan window smaller so the games would be bigger
>>68554378
>soccer
0/10
>soria
>against the tigers
good bye lead
>>68554534
ESPN and MLB.tv both don't handle arbitrary horizontal widths well, they want to be exact sizes or maximized windows.
>>68554567
meh
>>68554603
>he doesn't know the 2016 Detroit Tigers
You meant to type, lead is preserved.
>>68554567
>Not caring about the USMNT
>>68554567
>HE'S NOT WATCHING COPA AMERICA
>>68554758
>caring about soccer
>>68554758
>>68554790
>watching a tournament they have no shot of winning
why?
>>68554567
right now and during the world cup is about the only time its ok to slurp semen
>>68554840
>meme tournament held for the sole reason to make shekels in the jewSA
>ok to semen slurp
Not getting me with that Chaim
>K-Up
Right now only this thread isn't getting shitposted with Dickgirls and CP
>>68555023
Let's keep it that way
>Mets and Astros coming up this week
Undead Yost will rise again
Raising up playoff demons
who is going to get the magical post number tonight you think? Probably some retard in the GS/CLE gamethread.
>>68554836
>watching a tournament they have no shot of winning
Actually, this year out of every year could manage to be their year.
Another solid gold plate appearance from Kendrys the GOAT Morales
>>68555287
lol no way is that happening.
>>68555327
>not enjoying the fun
**TIPS**
>win the silver slugger
>hit .200 next year
well memed cuban billy butler
>>68555327
I mean it is a single elimination tournament.
Semifinals is going to be Argentina, but without messi there's been worse situations they've won.
You know what guys, other than that one guy earlier being a prick, this game thread has been civil.
Royals fans, you are ok in my book. Hopefully the rest of the weekend is like this.
It helps when NoHS isn't here acting like an idiot.
>>68555394
threads boring when there's no shitposting and arguing which city is better
>>68555460
Threads are objectively better without tripfags, so begone.
EIBNER TIME
why hoch why
>mccannon
picked a good time to show up
MCANN'T GET THAT ONE BACK ROYALS
>roylels
>tigers winning games purely off solo shots
is it 2014?
>>68556030
because it's hoch
>>68556072
It's not like they've changed their strategy much from
>POWERRRR
>Hooch
POWERRRRRRRRRRR
M I G G Y
I
G
G
Y
>miggy
o yea?
BASED BRAD
Uh oh
I can't remember the last time we hit this many dingers in KC. I'll take it.
THANK YOU BASED MIGGOAT
please save us detoilet bullpen
Cool.
>>68556435
your wish is my command senpai
We got ourselves a comeback
meme magic please save us
>>68556437
WORK THE PITCH COUNT FUCKERS GET TO THE BULLPEN
>>68556742
how about you say that to my face
>>68556742
>>68556742
>Implying you have a chance against K-Rod
Fun Fact: Peter Moylan is Australian! Whoa exotic
>two singles for GOATmine today
truly the GOAT
>>68557103
Andrew Romine fucking sucks
>>68557165
He had 1.6 WAR last year. That's pretty good considering he's a utility guy and half his appearances were as a defensive replacement late in games.
JUST
the great royals bullpen everybody
>>68557364
Bees put your trip back on
APOLOGIZE.
>roylels
PRAISE
based fucking brad
Everyday Ian
welp gg
never trust an aussie
Fucking Australian shitposters...
Roylals defense everybody
>australian pitching
>venezuelan fielding
oh sweet Jesus the inning is over somebody kill me
Has Peter "BTW He's Australian" Moylan ever been good once
Great
Yes
Hack as wildly as you possibly can
That'll get us back in it
Royals "fans"
tfw Shane Greene is the new Wade Davis
>Castellanos
>cuckbert
gonna go shitpost in the ape hoop thread
GG tiggers
>ching chong wang
THREE
H
R
E
E
holy shit victor is on a rape train tonight
V-Mart is selling home runs in bulk!
Who curly fries here?
well we got to have one Martinez producing.
>>68559266
you can't be unhappy about this japan
>>68559266
Based Japan
>>68559379
No complaints regarding victor.
man Royals got beat up
gg
gg Tigres
>>68559266
Too soon man..
