THIS FUCKING FAGGOT. Guardiola and Ancelotti know that he's trash and took a shit in his mouth. Everybody knows he's shit so why is Löw still rolling with him?
hes shit, but double shit as the furthest forward of the team. he offers nothing in terms of pace, hold up play, as a target or pressing. not really anything. atleast gomez you can hoof it to, and hes a good finisher
He's better than Messi la
Is he the slowest player on this planet?
He scored the world cup winner so now he has to start for all eternity.
That's how it works, right?
>>68545608
That guy moved slower than a Pole crawling on the grass.
>Slow
>Fat
>Doesn't defend
>Can't score
>Can't dribble
>Can't pass
>Can't head
>Can't make use of space
>Keeps losing the ball
>Guaranteed starter
>Reus will never be healthy
>>68545608
What happened to him? It's been just 2 years since the World Championship
Welcome to Liverpool!
He stopped caring when he signed for Buyern and big money. WC goal was the final nail. He needs 2-3 years in a foreign league to git gud again.
>>68545780
What do you mean? He was fucking awful at the WC, people just forget because he scored the winning goal. He did fuck all apart from that.
>>68545780
>What happened to him?
Buyern
>>68545826
Maybe that's it, but at club level he was much better.
>>68545764
I missed Reus so much in this match.
>>68545608
dat strong 45' genes vibe in his face tho desu
>>68545868
He wasn't good at club level since leaving Dortmund 3 years ago.
>>68545868
Yes he was good in Dortmund but then Buyern snatched him with the sole purpose to weaken the BvB.
He was a substitute most of the time after that.
Buyern's evil plan was a success.
>>68545975
Buyern is killing you from within desu senpai
>only striker
>1,76m
He was so bad that Poland would have had a guaranteed win if he had played for 90 minutes. He would have single-handedly lost the game. One of the most atrocious performances ever.
Won you the World Cup haha
>>68545608
>took a shit in his mouth
>>68545832
>Buyern
>?
>Buy ern
>BUY ern
first time I'm seeing this, noice
>Kalle's face when he has to find some dumb idiot club who buys this shitter after these performances
>>68546596
Götze said he has no intention of leaving. He'll sit out his contract on the bench.
>mfw when bayern will bench him 1 year and won't let him play cl if he doesn't leave
Götze a shit
>>68546524
Congrats
>>68546631
dat image made me laugh way harder than it should have
>>68546524
>>68545608
>Turned down moves away to prove himself at Bayern
JUST
>Probably just wants free medals + money for another year, then gets huge wage/signing on fee in 12 months
>>68546524
you must be new here?!
>>68546631
>>68547014
COME AND STAY AT THE YMCA
>>68545608
Serves him right for telling Klopp for 3 months he will sign, then when summer comes decided he can somehow get a move to Real Madrid or Barcelona and turning Klopp down
Fat fuck
People joked that he'd effectively retire after the World Cup because he could never top that moment. That's exactly what he's done; he's not improved in like 4 years and shows zero initiative.
>>68547574
Check his twitter account, he shows a lot of initiative there.
Is he the German Rooney?
>>68546524
kill yourself
Would the Dortmund supporters even take him back after 'betraying' them? I mean they called him "Judas".
>>68547619
>Scrolls down a bit
>Sees this https://twitter.com/MarioGoetze/status/741636302693621760
Kek
>>68547665
They made this banner 2 months ago when they were linked with him
>Milan or Madrid – Just not Dortmund. P*** off Gotze.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/borussia-dortmund-fans-unveil-p-7680349
>>68547574
>he's not improved in like 4 years
Not even that, he's regressed.
>>68545764
scored that goal to win the world cup though. I wouldn't care how shit he is now. HE WON THE WORLD CUP FOR YOU.
He stole Reus' life essence and just wastes it on being fucking useless.
>>68545608
He looks like such an unlikable smug cunt. I don't know why
>>68546048
this
i´m 1,85 and would knock the fuck out of this manlet
>>68547763
Because he is.
Seriously one of the most unlikable players around. Even his own agent quit because he couldn't stand him anymore.
>>68545608
>muh WC final goal
>muh national hero
I really wish someone else would've scored that goal vs Argentina...
Gotze is an overrated hack who will undeservedly be remembered forever for scoring a meme goal
>>68546596
Wenger's going to take him off Kalle's hands.
I remember when he was just a innocent kid, very quick, agile, great at dribbling and he could get past anybody thanks to his skill. Then he got a gold digger gf, started being retarded and went to Bayern to sit on the bench. Now he's so fat he can't even get past some random Polish defender anymore. He's a giant tool with his own hashtags on twitter and some retarded social media posse around.
>>68547680
Translate please Monsieur
>>68545608
There's two ways to make it into the German team.
You either have to be so fucking good, Löw has no choice but to put you in the team. That's how Kroos and Boateng made it in.
Or you suck Jogi's smelly cock.
That's also why Jogi scratched his balls and sniffed his hand at the first game. He checked to see how clean his cock was after Götze had sucked him off.
>Hm, smells cleaner than before. Götze stays in.
>>68547881
>read this
>check his twitter
>see this
https://twitter.com/MarioGoetze/status/741273564138082304
wtf, I hate Götze now.
>>68547889
Top kek
>>68547881
#faith
#partofMario
>german "wonderkids"
le score winner in world cup man
le erection in his speedos man
le can only play Vollgasfußball man
>le irrelevent man
le german messi man
>>68548142
It's like german wonderweapons. Supposed to be a game changer but just an expensive pile of shit
>le join Buyern a week before the champions league final against Buyern man
le sit on bench man
>>68545608
Cuz he's a qt
le greasy fat face man
>>68547692
thats the ultras, most plastics like me wouldn't mind though tbqhwy family
Isn't he a mage in the new Warcraft movie now?
>>68548506
>that flag
>that post
>>68547881
rip in peace
>>68547881
King Tommen?
>>68548573
>most plastics
>plastics
reading comprehension must not be taught in the Quran, England
LE GERMAN HAMEZ
LE ONLY SHOW UP IN THE WORLD CUP MAN
>>68547881
He would've become a great player at Dortmund but of course Buyern had to interfere and turned him into a talentless famewhore.
Hummels is next on their list.
Low might actually literally shit in his mouth for fun it wouldnt surprise me
>>68547889
C) Be a Bayern player
Le liverpool man
Is he the German Joe Cole?
>>68548870
He's the German Messi.
>>68548713
he wasn't even particularly good at the world cup
he just scored the deciding goal and became a legend for it
that's it
hooked up once with a girl who had a picture of Götze on her nightstand. But I was cool with sleeping next to a picture of the man who gave us the 4th star.
>>68548918
Exactly they both had memorable goals in the wc. They both are attaching midfielders who cant seem stop stuffing their faces. They are both fat and benched for their teams.
Reminds me of a Bleacher Report article that said that he would win the Ballon D'Or in 2017 with Qatarlona
