>Hates England
>Speaks English
WTF???
Nobody hates englel m8, its just banter
>>68543821
Wales, Scotland and Ireland do.
I speak American
>>68543821
scotland genuinely hate england to be fair
Wales and Ireland are just kind of meh
>>68543869
You speak a bastardised version of English mate
>>68543843
maybe u should stop oppressing them and give them their freedoms
>>68543957
scotland had their chance
>>68543957
they just can't handle the bantz
>>68543935
These days Scotland probably dislike England the most
Ireland obviously historically hated England very much but now that ROI has its independence, they probably don't care as much anymore
And yeah Wales probably hates us the least. All they care about is beating us at rugby.
I speak Australian m8
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GS4iwfyZFXM
>>68543945
You speak a bastardised version of French mate
>>68543957
Ireland have their independence you moron
Scotland had a referendum on it but didn't have the balls to vote yes
Wales don't care enough to want independence really
>>68544075
No you don't you fucking convict, you speak English because your ancestors were Englishmen who we deported
>>68544125
You speak bastarized version if Bulgarian pham
>>68543957
We should just make them numbers 51-53 t b h
>>68543945
You mean Modern version. Your ancient version of English is no longer needed in the 21st century.
Oi fuck those damn yanks bunch of culturless poofters.
>Sent from my iPhone
BLOODY ELL INGURLANS JUST SCORDD I BETTER CHANT THE MELODY TO SEVEN NATION ARMY WITH MY MATES AHABAH
>>68544125
Definitely not true, English is a Germanic language with a French influence (and by corollary, Latin influence)
>>68544183
You speak in grunts and hand gestures
>>68543763
Thank you America
>>68544257
American will always sound better than English
>>68543945
Why do British singers always try to sound American when they sing?
>>68543935
I'm not hating on scottish mates, but if they hate england so much, why don't they just speak gaelic scottish (or whatever it's called)
I mean you HAVE to know english because it's an international language, but why is it your own language m8
Did the Englards prohibit them from teaching their own language or smth?
>>68544353
I eat a bstardised version of ravioli
>>68544514
>Did the Englards prohibit them from teaching their own language or smth?
yes lmao
the little kids in school would get the cane if they spoke anything other than english
>>68544371
>actually believing this
There's a reason no one watches espn mate, american commentators sound like annoying prepubescent twats
>>68544534
Guayvioli
>>68544187
if you get rid of the southern states i'd happily join the US 2bh
>>68544855
aren't they the best ones m8?
>>68544897
no, new england is
>>68544723
(you)violi
>>68544683
that's really odd. Greeks and a lot of other nations got conquered by the turks for like 400 years (and in case of other nations for even more) but despite all the oppresion and shit they and we still speak our own language
We always talk shit about the turks being evil etc etc but if we got conquered by Britain we would be basically be Brits now (just look at cypriots and maltese)
>>68543763
>Invented Sport
>Is shit at it
WTF???
>>68544855
Most American's would love to
I speak American
>>68543763
Should've picked German to be honest.
>doesn't like shit
>shits
>>68544684
Our commentators are British
We even lifted people from MoTD but people keep saying our commentators are shit. People will just shit on anything American
>>68544961
>that's really odd. Greeks and a lot of other nations got conquered by the turks for like 400 years (and in case of other nations for even more) but despite all the oppresion and shit they and we still speak our own language
The Greeks had the Church keeping the language alive and relevant. It's a pretty common phenomenon. And it explains why religion was so important during the Greek independence, even if it had liberal elements.
Protestantism in Scotland just helped spread English.
>We always talk shit about the turks being evil etc etc but if we got conquered by Britain we would be basically be Brits now (just look at cypriots and maltese)
The Maltese speak much better Italian than English, actually.
>>68543763
Because USA, not because of you.
>>68544189
False, both have evolved since you twats fucked off over there
>>68544390
They don't?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pK7egZaT3hs
