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/heem/: fedor it the UFC edition
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Upcoming events:

6/17: EFN Global (Fedor vs Maldonaldo) - [Starts at 11 AM EDT, 8 AM PDT, 4 PM BST]

6/17: WSOF 31 - Ivanovo vs Copeland [main card @ 9pm eastern]

6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas) - [Main card starts at 9 PM EDT, 6 PM PDT, 2 AM BST]

6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson) - [FP Prelims start at 6:45 PM EDT, 3:45 PM PDT, 11:45 PM BST, FS1 Prelims start at 8:30 PM EDT, 5:30 PM PDT, 1:30 AM BST, Main card starts at 10:30 PM EDT, 7:30 PM PDT, 3:30 AM BST]

6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
7/1: ONE FC (TBA)
7/7: UFC FN 90 (Dos Anjos vs Alvarez)
7/8: TUF 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha)
7/9: UFC 200 (DC vs Jones 2)
7/13: UFC FN 91 (Ferguson vs Chiesa)
7/16: Bellator 158 (Daley vs Lima)
7/22: Legacy FC 58 (Drysdale vs Spann)
7/22: Bellator 159 (Caldwell vs Taimanglo)
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 (Holm vs Shevchenko)
7/24: Pancrase 279 (Ishiwatari vs Brookins)
7/29: Invicta FC 18 (TBA)
7/30: UFC 201 (Lawler vs Woodley)

Previous thread: >>68493123 → # (Cross-thread)

News:

>Hendo wants Bisping rematch
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/dan-henderson-vs-michael-bisping-2-hendo-says-rematch-would-be-fitting-career-finale

>Anthony Pettis faces Charles Oliveira at UFC on Fox 21
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/15/11948068/anthony-pettis-faces-charles-oliveira-in-featherweight-debut-at-ufc

>Will Brooks signs with UFC, meets Ross Pearson at TUF 23 Finale
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/will-brooks-signs-with-ufc-meets-ross-pearson-at-the-ultimate-fighter-23-finale

>Josh Gross confirms fedor is going to the UFC on the mma beat
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I hope Rory and Frankie become champ so BJ Penn's legacy can be restored.
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I hope BJ gets caught smuggling ice
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>>68540849

Still a rapist m8
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going to hunker down a few days until janny goes away
i'll start making them closer to the bump limit so you autists don't ruin the thread throwing a temper tantrum every time the thread is 2 posts early

>>68540761
Upcoming events:

6/17: EFN Global (Fedor vs Maldonaldo) - [Starts at 11 AM EDT, 8 AM PDT, 4 PM BST]

6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas) - [Main card starts at 9 PM EDT, 6 PM PDT, 2 AM BST]

6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson) - [FP Prelims start at 6:45 PM EDT, 3:45 PM PDT, 11:45 PM BST, FS1 Prelims start at 8:30 PM EDT, 5:30 PM PDT, 1:30 AM BST, Main card starts at 10:30 PM EDT, 7:30 PM]

6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
7/3: Shooto Gig West 18 (Murata vs Kohori)
7/7: UFC FN 90 (Dos Anjos vs Alvarez)
7/8: TUF 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha)
7/9: UFC 200 (DC vs Jones 2)
7/13: UFC FN 91 (Ferguson vs Chiesa)
7/16: Bellator 158 (Daley vs Lima)
7/22: Legacy FC 58 (Drysdale vs Spann)
7/22: Bellator 159 (Caldwell vs Taimanglo)
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 (Holm vs Shevchenko)
7/24: Pancrase 279 (Ishiwatari vs Brookins)
7/30: UFC 201 (Lawler vs Woodley)
8/6: UFC FN 92 (Rodriguez vs Caceres)
8/13: Brace 42
8/20: UFC 202 (Diaz vs McGregor 2)
8/27: UFC on Fox 21 (Pettis vs Oliveira)
9/3: UFC FN 93 (Arlovski vs Barnett)
9/10: UFC 203 (Miocic vs Overeem)

Previous thread: >>68519467

News:

>/heem/ finally has a fighter in a major promotion
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/16/11941778/at-age-33-john-howard-finally-freed-by-diagnosis-of-autism

>Nik Lentz vs Maribek Taisumov added to UFC 203
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/ufc-203-adds-lightweight-showdown-between-nik-lentz-and-mairbek-taisumov

>Cerrone on Conor, Nate, Khabib
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/donald-cerrone-would-rather-fight-diaz-over-mcgregor-but-wants-boring-ass-nurmagomedov-most

>Cortney Casey vs. Cristina Stanciu added to UFC Fight Night 91
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/cortney-casey-vs-cristina-stanciu-added-to-ufc-fight-night-91
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If you could take any two fighters in their prime and have them fight, who would you choose?
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>>68540962
Kill yourself

http://youtu.be/VC5LDfrVAY8
M-1 is live

Alexander volkov vs atilla veigh and
Alexander shlemenko coming up
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>>68540907
I hope a sinkhole opens up in the earth and swallows Australia
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>>68541050
you kill yourself
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>>68541055
I hope Yellowstone erupts and the San Andreas fault quakes
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What are your thoughts upon seeing this image?
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>>68541043
GSP and Goob
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>>68541107
Seriously why are you do obsessed with making every op?
Someone uses your format and you still copy and paste the while thing again?
Have you been diagnosed yet?
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>>68540962
thanks for doing this unironically it has the correct last thread jesus christ if you're gonna make the OP link to the proper previous thread
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>>68541193
Poor guy fell off. His fight with Julio Cesar Chavez jr was spicy.
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>>68541239
updated news, event list, and previous thread
this op is a good lad though
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that was a massacre
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>>68541043
Muhammad Ali and Mike Tyson so people couldn't hide behind Tyson's potential anymore.

>B-but Cus died :,(
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>>68541317
Good thoughts
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>>68541193
My knees hurt
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>>68541279
>going back and reading previous threads

Maximum autism tbqh
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>>68541327
You didn't even put WSOF on it you retard, yet you add a brace event that is 2 months away.
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>>68541407
Yeah, I became scared of roadwork after watching people like Sergio and Roy jones
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>>68540675
Link to TFATK mega?
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Don't talk to me or my son ever again!
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>>68541421
needed to bookmark it for the picks
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>>68541193
What are your thoughts upon seeing this image?
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>>68541239
if it makes him feel good about himself just let him do it
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haha the guy just gave a shout out to the Russian football hooligans - said the song he came out was popular amongst them.
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>this music playing during replay of guy getting mauled
top kek
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>>68541239
>unironically getting upset over this even .0001%
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>>68541563
What program do you use to webm live events lad? Are you just screen capturing or what? And if so what program do you use?
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>>68541043
Jon Jones vs Anderson Silva.

Muhammad Ali vs Mike Tyson.

McGoober vs Cruz.

George Foreman vs Evander Holyfield.

Mike Tyson vs Lennox Lewis.

Wladimir Klitschko vs Lennox Lewis.

SPECIAL BONUS FIGHT:

Jon Jones vs Demetrious Johnson.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDyA3-wGWx0

>>68541682
that's literally illegal
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>>68541520
along the lines of meme and footwork
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>>68541730
meme footwork, you say
honestly, i thought you would like his footwork
isn't it inspired by famous boxers or something
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>>68541682
With this M-1 card I'm using livestreamer to save the stream, and ffmpeg to craft bespoke artisanal web-motion videos from it.
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valerie is going to kill calderwood
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>>68541870
yes she is going to punch her many times
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>>68541809
I honestly cant stand fighters who walk into a fight with the intention of winning a decision
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>>68541814
Thanks, I need to figure out how to make webms with ffmpeg.
do you do something different for UFC events?
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>>68541910
*tips*
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>>68541814
you realize that is against the law, right? literally a felony?
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>>68541938
You being ironic lad?
Valerie has trained her grappling with monsters like hector Lombard and her striking is on point.

Jojo is gonna get destroyed sadly.
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>>68541982
ok i'll stop
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>>68541938
calderwood is shit lad, face it
looks like she's suffering a terrible illness all the time, no power in her strikes
Letourneau will win easily
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>>68542028
>>68542279
i was tipping at his sexist comment
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>>68542317
what are you on about m8
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>>68542317

>Sexist

nice meme
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>>68542369
I think it's the Russian hooks guy """"pretending""" to be retarded again.
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val is literally going to punch her many times though
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Moya brand or we wuz KINGZ bjj gi?
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Spicy banger alert lads
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heemmmmm
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Any streams?
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>>68542992
succ.tv
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>>68542992
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VC5LDfrVAY8
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>>68543058
>mfw

>>68543060
thanks
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lmao at this echo
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>M-Juan global unironically has comparable production values than the JewFC
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>>68543268
>comparable than
c'mon brudda, step it up!
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what is it with slavs and their horrible fashion
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Business suits and tea now?
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>>68541502
oh man that picture makes me wanna throw up
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>>68543442
Excuse me, i believe my grammer was correct there.
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>Rap in russian
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>>68543524
unironically has production values comparable with [better]
or
unironically has comparable production values with
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hmmmmm
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>>68543712
Thanks
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cakeface violinist lady is doing deep
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nice entrance
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>>68543884
It... uh.. doesn't sound great, does it
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>>68541809
so this is the power of Alliance GnP
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This is it boys
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>>68541920
>>68541730
>it's the boxing swedecuck

Seriously considering filtering all Swedish flags. At this point I doubt any one of them will post anything constructive.
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>>68544301
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HEEM LEAKY

S P I C Y
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JUST BLEED
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>>68544430
>Your only fighter lost to virtually all black men he faced out of Swedish politeness
Wew lad.
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messy guy is diggin in

>>68544072
lol, surprised they used the live audio 2bh
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>>68542885
this ring design is way better compared to the cage we have in mma
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>>68544301
Are you that french faggot?
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>>68544494
At least he's white shitskin.
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SPICY BANGER
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>>68544494
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S P I C Y
P
I
C
Y
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>>68544530
>Mexico wants to get BTFO again

Son, sit down. I won't tolerate you again, you will get heem'd again.

>>68544554
>SWEDEN
>WHITE

8/10, had me laughing.
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This is wild
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>>68544524
yea, def. agree. The white gives it a nice look.
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>>68544676
spicy for sure
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>>68544667
>he is
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Jones will TKO Cormier in the 1st. My repeating digits will confirm this.
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>mfw France has literally 0 good fighters
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>tfw fedor fights in less than 24 hours then goes to the UFC

I'm pretty psyched desu lads
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>>68544899
KEK
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Shlemenko gassed
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>>68542885
>>68544524


I like that they combined the two. Cage on the bottom to allow the groundgame to go unimpeded, but ropes up top to prevent clinchtown USA
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>>68544955
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>>68544725
>Posting the same reaction images from the last time you got SHOOK
It's like you're asking to learn the proper meaning of a beatdown.
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blue shorts guy is gassed out
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>>68544955
hang on why does that girl have a penis
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>>68545008
exactly

plus you can see the fight better like a ring allows
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>>68544678

but the cage aesthetic is sexy, "cagefighting" has a nice ring to it
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>>68544955
Bro now you're not gonna be able to shitpost with us this weekend. :(
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>>68545025
>I WIN
>YOU GOT BTFO
>U SHOOK

Is this even supposed to be banter?, if it is, you succ at it Pierre
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>>68544899

nah
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wew
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F I X E D
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wud da fug
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that looked suspect af.
dude leapt into that guillotine
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>>68545117
>>68545025
lads we need to pencil you two in for HEEM 1

youll get travel but we cant pay you fight fees
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>>68544951
Ngannou
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>>68544899
Nice
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>>68545117
>Banter
Nah, banter is what you tried and fail to do.

Sit. Down. Mejico.

>>68545283
Is there a bonus for knocking the manlet down in the first down?
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>>68545103
like someone else said, having ropes up top makes the clinches a little more dynamic
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>>68545283
I will take his shitposting arm home
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>>68545405
Get in my guard, bro.
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>>68545474
>get in your guard
>drop 2 elbows
>you get shook
>drop a little banter to shake you
>you get so shook you open your guard
>pass it to the side and inmediatly tap you with an armbar while i proceed to banter you in the post fight
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>>68544955
>It's another /heem/ gets spammed with cp edition
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>>68544899
RIP SUCKY
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>>68545576
Just because you're Mejican it doesn't mean you'd fight like a Diaz.

I'm the Rory MacDonald to your Nate. I won't even take you seriously. I'll suplex you so bad you'll be cast into the Schaub Zone.

You see that little commentary / podcast booth? That's your future, lad.
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>>68545691
>you'd fight like a Diaz.
I'm not fighting like Diaz, i'm fighting like your worst nightmare, every takedown will be a rib i break, i might even let you go into the championship rounds to pound you from the knee and belly, flatten you in your back, i will punish you, torture you and then i will rip your puny arm, filled with lactic acid from your repeated, pathetic, failed attempts at sweeps and reversals, i will not let go when you tap and i will retire you from shiptosting and mma for good.
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>tfw fightpass update but still no 60fps content
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volkof t-rex mode af
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>Brazilian plays Donkey Kong theme before his actual entrance song
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>>68545681
Russian Fed?
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Is this shit on fight pass?
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>This song

>>68546167
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VC5LDfrVAY8
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>>68545841
How you gonna take me down, dummy? I'm literally a normal height human bean, you're a manlet, brah.

I'll drop you and when I get tired of dropping you and I see you panic wrestle, I'll let you shoot for a takedown. Let you be confident that you did something in the fight.

Then, from my back, I'll be like an Anaconda. Will you submit or will you be a man and get choked out? Remember, it's the rules of the sport keeping you alive, if this was a street fight, you'd be dead.

>>68546094
Holy shit, I died.
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>>68540962
>2
>30
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>>68546178

ty bro
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>>68546191
>>68545841
stop
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Ariel Helwani @arielhelwani 14m14 minutes ago

UFC sale very close. Consortium led by t-shirt Brendan Schaub is considered the favoured option due to previous link w/ the organisation. Announcement expected in the next 48 hours.
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>>68546191
>it's a spain gets btfo by mexico episode
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>>68545841
>>68546191
Don't you guys have the same genetics/ancestry?

Why are you fighting?
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>>68546211
what did you mean by this
are you saying the FS1 prelims for rory-wonderboy start at 2:30 AM BST instead of 1:30
that would be 6 hours, BST is 5 hours ahead of EDT
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>>68546191
>How you gonna take me down, dummy? I'm literally a normal height human bean, you're a manlet, brah.

>What is center of mass?
I didn't expect your retarded face to know a tad bit about mechanics, fucktard.

I will destroy you standing up with vicious mexican boxing, you will beg to be taken down then i will proceed to smash you with my BJJ, my knee on your belly will feel like an anvil, my fists in your ugly face will feel like meteors and i will rip that arm like crocodile.

>>68546308
He's actually from France
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>John Howard diagnosed with autism at age 33

Is he /heem/'s boy?
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where my 5%ers at
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>>68546384
my brother actually buys his shit
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>>68546382
yes, he also BTFO one of the boston bombers in training
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>brazilian coach asking for the guy to hold on and stall from the moment they hit the ground, with 3 minutes left in the round

wtf
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>>68546424
>bragging about training
Can you be a bigger douche?
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>>68546308
>It's a Mexican """""""American"""""""" border hopping Jesus sucking Mejico's dick

>>68546379
Yeah, because of the centre of mass DJ won against Cruz, right?

You're literally too tiny to fight me, bro.

I'm the Nick Diaz to your BJ Penn.

I'm the Rory MacDonald to your Nate Diaz.

I'm the Conor McGregor to your Jose Aldo.

I'm the Bernard Hopkins to your Oscar de la Hoya.

I'm the US criminal system to your black neighbourhood.

I'm the Broly to your Krilin.

>>68546349
>Implying I share my ancestry with a rape baby
Bruh.
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>>68546473
whats the matter cry baby
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>>68546422
my brother bought TFATK 3D
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>>68546431
what you watching lad?
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>>68546539
I'll heem your brother you heem mine
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>>68546508
You are neither of those, you are just some kid who thinks he will inherit his boys' fighting style and skills just because he holds him as his boys, you won't, you have to actually go and train, then you will realize you can't fight like any person other than yourself, thanks for letting me know you have literally never stepped foot in the mat, this will be an easy destruction.
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>>68546569
m1
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>>68546602
Post your face when you realise I've been training for longer than you've been watching this semen slurping sport.

Post it.
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>>68546518
Nothing, you're just supposed to be loyal to the people you train with and not share what goes on in practice.
It's an unspoken rule, you'd know it if you had ever trained in your life.
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>>68546662
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10503615
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>>68546692
>Teasing to a Simpsons off in the middle of a fucking event

>>68546711
I voted "Other" to imply it's you.
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Why is Brazil fighting in underwear
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brazilian just put dada 5000 to shame, what an impressive and energetic performance
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>>68546762
>decimate your health thoroughly
>literally destroy your economic and social life
>finally just kill you

Yeah, i'm your cancer
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>ywn be boys with someone like cruz is boys with monster
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>UFC 200 in 5 minutes and people are still talking about le epin heem 1 meem
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>>68546831
You should smoke a little less of that mota you're selling, you're not thinking straight, pal.

Sit down, buddeh.
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>>68546853
lmao is that real?
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>there are people in this thread who actually believe Conor was ever meant to fight at UFC 200 and it wasn't all just a work
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>>68546918
>Implying americans leave weed for anyone else
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>>68546877
It's still real to me damnit
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>>68546919
of course, havent you seem the post fight speech?
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>>68546929
I wonder if 200 will draw more than 202
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>>68546941
>implying we buy your shitty weed
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>>68541715
Why would a guy with a lisp do a podcast?
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>>68546984
it won't but that was the point all along, make ufc 202 the biggest shit ever and have a huge ass 200 ppv because of brock plus a stacked card.
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>>68546941
If they don't, explain pic related.

Me: 1
You: Less than uno.
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>>68547039
That guy is from Urugay, what am i supposed to explain?
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>>68547038
the point was to have 2 huge events, and either one of them can be the biggest imo
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>>68541715
This is the most autistic thing I've ever seen.
A dude with a lisp and a fat neckbeard.

MMA journalism is so pathetic.
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When is Fedor fighting?
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PREMIER
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>>68547102
Nah the point was to put mcgregor in his place and show him he's not their biggest draw.
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>>68547102
brock won't draw more than conor diaz 2 and cormier jones won't bring much more to the table

my guess is 200 = 1.2 and 202: 1.5~

its sad that conor got destroyed so bad by diaz, had he won and setup a fight against RDA at 200 im sure it could break 2 mill
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>>68547151
17 bongs

>>68547154
Fuck those liberal goofs
>trump is a racist loser machine
>republicans are mentally ill closeted homosexuals who were molested as children

I'd love nothing more than to heem Eugene Robinson, though I honestly can't tell who is more annoying him or kid Nate.
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>>68547157
he is their biggest draw you dumbass
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>>68547151
Polite reminder that both Fedor Emelianenko and Pastor Maldonado will be juiced to the gills for this fight, and as such if you are a true supporter of CLEAN athletes you will NOT watch EFN in 16 bongs.
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>>68547244
Who's the blonde girl?
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>>68547187
>rda
>breaking 2 million

That huezilian education though
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>>68545309
>black man
>french
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>>68547244
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>>68547265
>"girl"

Sarina Valentina, I believe.
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>>68547312
What's her record? Her ground game is very unconventional.
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>>68547289
>thinking rda would had anything to do with it
189er can you please go back to r/mma/ or mandrama?
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>>68547265
Sarina "literally incapable of enjoying sex after shoddy butt implants" valentina
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>yfw Trump buys the UFC
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>>68547383
The UFC fanbase is anti-Trump
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>>68547383
>mfw trump wins the election
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Who /Torrent/ here?
http://magnet2.net/main-show-id-3512125.html
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how much longer until fedor fights?
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>>68547569

10 years
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>>68547357
The only reason 196 was so big was because he was fighting Nate you retard.

Brazil's only champion is a literal who headlong fight pass cards.
He won't draw shit and would only hurt mcgregor's ppv numbers.
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Lads how do you do upkicks in ufc 2
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>>68547647
Last heem game I played was Undisputed III m8
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>>68547647
You need to be in the feet on hips position on the bottom, just press either kick button when you're in that position and you're golden.
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>>68547569
Whenever Phillip Brooks stops getting heemed in the gym
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>>68547647
Ctrl+shift+x
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>>68547975
Your flag looks like a control panel from X-COM
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>>68547975
Bula!
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>yfw Vince McMahon is revealed as the UFC buyer on Monday
>UFC 209: Summerslam
>Main event is Rich Piana vs Schaub
>Co Main is Rusev vs Brock Lesnar
>flyweight elimination chamber
>flyweight anything below 155 is eliminated
>weapons are introduced for the first time ever
>every fight must end in a finish
>UFC ladder match
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Are hoverboards gay? Just bought one for my nephew's birthday but I decided to keep it for myself.
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>>68545713
that is literally how meisha tate fights
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>>68548037
not if you don't make ground contact
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>>68545841
absolutely savage
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>>68548016
There's a rumour swirling around which is dangerously close to your first point.
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>young man you need to get lower to reach that dick. Let me show you how i got jon to nut
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>>68548016
>fucks up a preexisting fake sport
>invents a new sport, fucks it up
>fucks up the newer, better version of his fake sport

Vince needs to go
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>>68548016
Does Vinny Mac even have 2 billion to scrape together, let alone 4 billion? WWE is hemorrhaging money at the moment.
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>>68547603
>actually thinking nate draws
just how new are you?
I bet you think Nick diaz is a top contender too.
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>>68541657
why was that he sniffed?
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Where does Dana go from here?
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>autistic fighter is someone who fought uriah hall
i would've thought we'd hear something about uriah first. whether it was a diagnosis or a shooting after a split decision loss
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>>68540761
montgomery
pile
nelson

who else would go on the all hillbilly/mullet team
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>>68547603
Connor and Miesha drew all of that rev, kid, and Connor more than Miesha. Connor could fight anybody and draw stupid money.
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>>68546877
All it takes is a dream and a little initiative, and Heem FC could become a reality...
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>>68548224
I haven't watched a single episode of this shit tier season since maybe ep 3. Did YoAnna get completely btfo?
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Rory will TKO Wonderboy in RND 1
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>>68548352
There's literally no way Rory wins
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>>68548305
>meisha
>draws in revenue

kek

this has to be bait.
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>>68548305
*Conor
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>>68548398
>girl who lost to Rousey twice is fighting the girl who beat rousey

Casuals love Miesha becasue of muh pretty fightgurl and watching her fight Holm lets them make amateur sports analysis and feel like real FightFans.
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>>68548334
nope, one of hers won, but they had 2-3 decisions they should have won or got 3rd rounds with
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>>68548398
sex sells

look at gina carano
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>>68548433
I just want it to loop. holm-meisha-rousey-holm-meisha-rousey
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>>68548473
an unending mobius strip of cringe staredowns and cringe Rogan promos calling each one of those girls "an absolute killerrrrrr"
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>>68548433
ya i figured as much that it was a casual posting something like that... i still can't fathom someone really thinking that though.
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what would unironically be your ufc walkout song?
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>>68548444
Why are TUF contestants totally bereft of heart of finishing instinct? They build that whole show up like it's some kind of shark tank full of desperate, half-homeless killers who will fight 'til they're burger, but what we get is a bunch of wrestlers laying and praying their way to safe decisions and acting like they went to war after each one, like it's something to be proud of.

And the whole point of that show is to impress Dana! You don't even need to win if you're exciting enough!
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>>68548528
There are literally people who thought Conor would heem Mayweather, and that he would run through Welterweight.

Clearly you've never gone to a sports bar for a ppv and chatted up the closest dudebro.
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>>68548555
It can only be ironically because I would never join the UFC.
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>>68548458
i agree on sex selling but i just can't see myself buying a card headlined by any WMMA fighter (including honda)..especially one where the co main features a mediocre (at best) fighter who already got her shit pushed in twice by housey.

I guess that makes her win that night special...but also really shows how weak the women's division is
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>>68548665

if you don't wanna see Cyborg vs Holly you are sick in your head man
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Can someone explain to me why people are unironically picking Steve bosse over Sean o'connell?
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>>68548811
Dude's heemed his way to the UFC. And maybe there's some /hoc/ fags lurking here.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdSA9vOEgmI

who will win?
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>>68541043
roberto duran vs bruce lee
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What is it with Canadian welterweights and giving up against strikes?
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>>68548811
People don't know that Sean is actually pretty good
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>>68548891
Tough call. I'll say Joanna, but it really could go either way.
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>>68548891
my boy girl claudia
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>>68548606
They still do. People I talk to think Nate only won because Conor showboated too much in the fight
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>>68548891
Pulling for Claudia but it will probably be Joanna seeing as she seems to have improved her sprawl a ton since their first fight, if not Claudia has it as the first one was a robbery tbfh
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>>68549055
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>>68548811
Never seen either. Picked Boss's for his team and UFC mileage.
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