The greatest country in the world is playing another Mexican country for the world championship of soccer in just over eight hours.
This is the place for all pregame predictions, banter, and racism.
>>68532626
>predictions,
5-0 USA USA USA
>banter, and racism.
I don't know anything about Ecuador except that they eat guinea pigs, so build wall.
>>68532626
BUILD THAT WALL
>>68532626
You guys play football?
Please be upstanding for the national anthem of Ecuador:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44t3xc_XDes
>you now remember Sash!
I'm hoping for a blowout but I'll take a 1-0 or 2-0
>Mfw we lose 2-1 in the last 10
>>68533287
This was never a thing in the US
>>68532626
>one nation under god
>god
>>68533260
Yeah, obviously. We win the owl every single year.
>>68533426
>one nation under Brussels
>>68533446
Well at least Brussels does exist
>>68533426
It's not that Americans still believe in God. It's that God still believes in America
>>68533426
Allah is a god.
I'm honestly expecting a US win by 2-1
This is the best known artist from Ecuador btw: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NecoBo0BhEk
>>68533426
>One nation under Allah
>One nation under Merkel
>One nation under Germoney
>>68533426
>allahu akbar
>>68533541
This pretty much.
>>68533635
Allah is just an arabic word for god
Didn't the US play Ecuador a few months ago and lose in Ecuador then blow them out in the States a week later?
Or was that Guatemala?
>>68532626
1-0 Ecuador
>>68533752
kek No
>>68533742
Guatemala.
We played Ecuador three weeks ago and BTFO them then.
>>68532626
Im rooting for you US, but tonight i think you are losing. This Ecuador its not an easy team
According to the episode of whichever one of Anthony Bourdain's shows where he goes to Ecuador, Ecuadorians put ketchup on ceviche
Truly, they are worse than ISIS
>>68533880
kechup is acceptable on burgers, fries and not much else
>>68533795
Better than Venezuela?
>>68533795
We literally just beat them.
I literally can't believe that it's finally coming home. Amazing, absolutely amazing.
Memexico 3- Chiel 1
USA 2 - Memecuador 1
Somehow both teams meme their way into the final for maximum conmecuck butthurt
>>68532626
what part of america are you from lads?
>>68534172
Coming what? The cup?
>>68534496
commiefornia
>>68533880
Bourdain is Based
>>68534598
Same
>>68534496
The land beyond the wall
>>68534575
That and the world soccer championship.
>>68534645
We call that Mordor
>>68534496
Pistolvania
>>68534647
>unironically believing this
HAHAHAHAJAJAJAHAHAHAJAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>68532828
>5-0 USA
>>68534768
You're right, too low. 7-0 USA.
Someone post a gmt for this match
>>68535100
0230 I believe
>>68535100
here is 22:30, so it should be 01:30 GMT
>>68534647
>the world soccer championship.
>soccer
O SAY CAN YOU SEEE
>>68533394
True. Encore un fois was a thing in like 96 though. I had the cd.
>>68536319
Also, I'll be looking for the non-wall comfy thread for this match later, but have no faith it will exist or will stay comf if it does.
>>68534496
Reno 911
>>68536319
http://youtu.be/rXxaS65XM_0
>>68534496
Argentina
>>68536971
That's not in America
>>68533446
kek
>>68533515
KEK
>>68533568
SHIIIIIIEEEEEET
What time is the game? Is there another game tonight as well?
>>68543604
6:30 PST tonight
>>68543674
>PST
9:30 real time you mean.
>>68534090
And with some of our sub/reserves players too.
>>68543674
Thx
>>68544411
Yessir. I just don't assume everyone else lives in the only time zone that really matters and just wanted to be informative.
CONCACAF >>>>>>>> CONMELEL
>>68533426
>God save the Queen
>>68532626
Does this copa suck as much as the euro's?
>>68544942
Not at all
>>68544942
No it's actually chock full of hilarious outcomes, goals, and memes.
Please win so I can go to the semis vs Messi.
>>68543674
PDT, brah
I'm on MST, which is the same as PDT when daylight savings is in effect
Inb4
>USA BTGOs ecquador
>everyone puts all their money on Argentina
>IRS arrests Messi for tax evasion
>USA wins
FFFFFFIIIIIIGGGHHHHTTTTTT
Can't wait for ecuador to BTFO of us tonight we need to get rid of this meme coach and drop bradley for someone more competent he is literally a clown. Seriously it's 2-0 Ecuador wins and bradley does something stupid to help them
Valencia scores 1 before half
>>68545771
Ecuador is shit and so are you you unamerican communist faggot. We're throwing you over the wall with the spics.
4-0 America
>>68545711
AND WINNNNNN
>>68545851
>4-0
even as a joke that's so far a stretch it's absurd you'd be lucky getting 1
costa rica let this shit country win and the ref made sure of that
Fuck america
>>68545942
You have to go back.
>>68545682
>Jara sticks finger up messis hole.
>Messi passes out
>Usa wins
>This is the place for all pregame predictions, banter, and racism.
Cringe
>>68546166
>Argie trying to act white
Cringe indeed.
>>68546166
Reddit's two doors on your left.
Should I watch this or NBA finals?
>>68546238
If you know the place, why aren't you there
>>68546241
>2016
>finding entertainment in ape hoop
Anon pls
>>68546264
Because I belong in the place where people want walls built to keep your kind where they belong.
>still 4 bongs away
Send help
>>68546418
Yes, r/4chan is in reddit son
>>68546418
You don't realize that putting le racism in the OP and spouting these cringy posts makes YOU reddit, do you?
Can you imagine memes in USA - MEXICO final?
>inb4 USA already building wall
>Mexico makes it over the wall
etc
I'm American and I hate Americans like this guy >>68545851 and also hate Americans like this guy >>68545942
Where are the good Americans. Fuck
>>68546566
>INS deports their team and they're forced to forfeit
That would be world class banter.
>>68546585
>virtue signaling to impress third worlders on a laotian finger painting newsgroup
Does your father know you're a faggot?
CUANDO ME FUI A NUEVA YORK
>>68533795
US literally beat Ecuador 1-0 right before Copa proper. They are the slight favorites.
USA fans are cancer to CONCACAF, gonna have to cheer for Ecuador in this one.
>>68546685
DIOS MIO
AYUDAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68546738
Can't handle the American Outlaws™, Chewie?
>>68546738
Which is weird because literally every single CONCACAF fanbase hates Mexican fans ten times more than us.
>>68546585
Just ignore them senpai, they went too hard on memes. Hopefully they can recover.
>>68546685
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADv9TQLV1-0
Going to pick up some food for the game in a bit. What should I get lads?
>>68546889
Double bacon cheeseburger, chili cheese fries, six pack of budweiser. But make sure it's the budweisers with American flags in them they're selling right now.
>>68546889
Why fight the meme, brother? Take it back as you feast on a cheeseburger right off the grill.
>>68546833
Itd be the same for the US, but other teams can actually beat you to make up for it. Never go quiet friend, keep talking to raise awareness of autism.
Should I go to the soccer bar here in DC on my own to see the game or should I stay home with sp and drink alone like I do for every game?
>>68546949
Remember when you needed our help to even get into the WC in a confederarion with only two teams? Good times.
>>68546987
If it's a worth a shit soccer bar, you've absolutely gotta go. Just be sure to preparty, buddy. You'll be doing your wallet a favor.
I BELIEVE
>>68547009
I do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFREXbDG_Qc
>>68546987
Enjoy the game at the bar. Wish I had one close to me, nothing but good camaraderie.
>>68546987
You're not drinking alone, you're drinking with us bro.
>>68547025
I BELIEVE THAT WE
>>68546987
Go with you gf.
you do have a gf right anon?
>kickoff at 9:30pm
are you fucking kidding me
fuck the west coast, reminder we should nuke that gayville
>>68547009
>losing to Guatemala
Topkek, as they say
>>68546738
>Trinidad and Tobago final corner.webm
Mexican fans are the literal worst, and no one is under any illusion about it.
>>68546987
>in DC
but the best bars are in northern virginia, spics dont live in DC
>>68547082
>>68547041
>mexico goes to new zealand dragging their feet and dignity with them
Yup, sounds like Mexico.
>>68547143
>US fan claims to have BTFO Ecuador in their friendly game
>1-0 with poor performance
Yep sounds like the US
>>68546889
Chinese food.
>>68547108
I would go to nova but I don't have a car and fuck the metro I don't want to catch on fire or get stabbed
This bar is 2 blocks away from me and is apparently a good soccer bar
>>68546889
BBQ
>>68547200
If the performance was poor why did the US win playing subs?
>>68547214
Who's the blonde?
>>68547301
>muh subs
Do you remember at what minute they scored, friend?
>>68547409
Ecuador? I remember them not scoring at all.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10356788
http://www.strawpoll.me/10356788
http://www.strawpoll.me/10356788
http://www.strawpoll.me/10356788
>>68547428
Your own team, buddy.
>>68547482
Round about the same time your team scored against Venezuela, a team with players that don't even have food.
>>68533941
Yeah Ecuador is better than Venezuela. VZ have played the tournament of their lives but they won't beat Colombia.
>>68547513
Mexico was playing bad the first half, its different. Only reason I brought up the US-Ecuador friendly was because an autistic US fan thought they "destroyed" them.
LAND OF FREE
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OUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>68547536
We did destroy them. They're tied for the lead in CONMEBOL qualifying and not only did we outplay them the entire game and win, we did so with our D team.
>>68547063
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Why are these threads srill going on during the Euros.
Pathetic
>>68546949
>implying US fans throw piss and trash at opposing players
fuck off m8
>>68547520
Vzla's best tournament was Copa America in 2011. They got to the semifinals and almost manged to make it to the final
>>68547607
i fucking hate this chant
neckbeard us fans need to quit trying to force emotional chants. come up with something funny at least
>>68547721
it's only banter ;^)
they even throw it at announcers. Ian Darke got covered in it. During Liga MX Finals if the opposing team scores and the announcers screams goal like he's supposed to, they get covered in piss and vomit too.
>>68547598
cringe
>>68547770
Well yeah obviously they play hard. They want to stay where they can get food and toliet paper for as long as they can. Lots of motivation.
>>68547788
I'm sorry you have such a hard time accepting reality Panamad. I suppose if I lived in a malaria infested third world jungle I'd find comfort in escaping into fantasy too.
>>68534090
>>68546720
Bros, a friendly match its never a point to compare a serious match
>>68547798
I know you're trying to be funny (you're not), but I just want to point out that almost all of the venezuelan players play (and live) abroad (and some of them weren't even born in Venezuela)
>>68547844
Even if it isn't it's pretty obvious to everyone USA is the better team even if it were on a neutral field. And it ain't. The US has lost in Seattle exactly once ever.
>>68534496
Oklahoma, my friend.
>>68547844
absolutely true.
>>68546889
You can't go wrong with fried chicken and vanilla ice cream
>>68547861
Oh I see now, your the Venezuelan Maduro supporter who lives in Panama because even Panama is better than your communist hellscape of a homeland. I know you from /int/.
When are you going back?
>>68547830
don't you have a mass shooting to go die in?
>>68547844
Agree with chilebro
>>68547878
I wouldnt say US is obviously better, both seem equal
>>68534496
Arizona
>>68547776
>that flag
>that post
you forgot to put on your UK proxy
>>68533880
Ketchup makes ceviche better honestly
>>68547958
I wonder if people pathetic enough to do that exist
>>68547983
do you realize where you are m8?
GO USA WIN THIS GAME
So many soccer points do we need to clinch the divisional title?
>>68547926
Nah, I don't associate with buttfucking beaners such as yourself. It's pretty safe when you stay away from them as it turns out.
>>68547978
gross
>>68547978
>ecuadorian cuisine
>>68547937
>I wouldnt say US is obviously better, both seem equal
Then you're delusional. But again, even if that were the case, they don't win in Seattle. No one wins in Seattle.
>>68532626
Why is this on at the same time as the NBA Finals? Do they not want people to watch?
>>68547776
>hey anon why are you so quiet?
>how come you wont chant with the rest of us anon?
>>68547878
>Even if it isn't it's pretty obvious to everyone USA is the better team
It really isn't, we're more or less on the same level as Ecuador
>>68547776
I just want our fans to chant "You're just a shit Guatemala" at the Mexicans every now and then.
Why does the US playing soccer make the rest of the world so mad?
>>68548090
We aren't and again see
>>68548055
>>68544411
>>68544631
EST is the best timezone you dumb cunts
>>68548165
NO PUEDE SERRRRRRRR
>>68548038
>>68548043
Maybe the ceviches youve tried are different than here. Anyway, its a matter of taste
>>68548165
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOoL8yFP350
music for this match
>>68548212
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>68548200
Because we're better at it than them at 2% effort and they know if we ever even put forth ten percent effort none of them will ever win anything again.
Imagine how terrifying a thought that is when you only have one sport.
So, who US/a/ here?
>>68548206
>the city of your reading comprehension
>>68533880
Kek
need a big strong peruano to reply to this post RIGHT NOW
>>68548241
Right here f/a/m
>>68548281
El PeruAAAAAAAAANOOOOOOOOOOO
>>68534496
Tejas
Check em
>>68548069
>Implying the rest of the world cares about NBA finals
They pretty shit desu senpai
>>68534496
Miami
>>68548069
>niggers
>people
>>68548310
I have some friends that care about them. Though they will be mainly watching tonight's futnol match
>>68548241
Re/a/dy to liberate the shit out of Equator
>>68548076
even with all that face paint I can tell she's a chicanoshit
>>68548242
Oh sorry I was thinking the game started at 6:30 est and you were posting the time for pst
Are Ecuador worthless commies like Venezuela or freedom loving like Colombia?
USA could unironically win the copa
look at the dogshit teams left
>>68548370
How can other bikini flags even compete.
Why would anybody outside the US want us to win?
>>68548464
They have taste?
>>68548451
>Move to singapore
>Cannot watch any copa games since its on working hours for me and I work in a lab
I did watch my glorious Peru score a goal with the Hand of Inti tho.
I get my play by play from some websites and /sp/
>>68548422
Something in between
I BELIEVE
>>68548426
>this flag
>this post
Is every Englel post b8??
>>68532626
>amerilards
>>68548495
Based Singabro.
>>68548426
They could face >us in the next round
slightly less than 3 hours until kickoff. hold me /espee/
>>68548464
Maybe they just want us to feel proud of ourselves and confident so they can kick the shit out of in the World Cup
>>68548426
>Ecuador is first in SA qualifiers
>Chile is the last champ
>Argentina
>All the teams left but Venezuela have played on the World Cup
We were fucked from the beginning.
>>68548498
There is nothing "in between" communism and loving freedom. If you don't love freedom, you're on team communism.
>>68548281
hey there
>>68532828
Ecuador is a pretty cool country. Did a month of studying abroad there. I saw someone get murdered tho so there's that. Guinea pigs taste good. And the galapagos islands kick ass. They also drink pabst blue ribbon and 40s alot. I ordered $1 40s at local taverns alot.
>>68548521
We're going to arrest Messi before the game for dodging taxes, it'll be fine.
>>68534496
Baja California
Winner of this game will have 2 more days of rest than the winner of Argentina/Whoever they're playing.
Could be a big advantage.
>>68534496
The puppet state of Colombia
>>68548545
On one hand, their President is one of those "fuck the yanquis imperialistas" populist wackos who blames America for everything and accuses domestic political opponents of being American puppets.
On the other hand, their official currency is the US dollar. It's a little confusing.
>>68548521
I am rooting for Venezuela
>>68548545
Sure bud
>>68548569
Where did you stay? Guayaquil?
If the US wins, whos their likely opponent? And will they be playing at Soldier Field next round?
>>68548631
ARGENTINA YOU DUMB FUCK
>>68548631
Argentina unless Venezuela pulls off the meme magic.
>>68548624
>On the other hand, their official currency is the US dollar.
>mfw this is real
Jesus christ Ecuador, get your shit together
>>68534496
Shootcago, hoping the US wins here so I can see them in the semis at Soldier Field. Already planning to look to buy tickets.
>>68548587
Argentina have two days less of rest for the next match (although their last game was Bolivia)
>>68548624
>On one hand, their President is one of those "fuck the yanquis imperialistas" populist wackos who blames America for everything and accuses domestic political opponents of being American puppets.
All I needed to know. I don't like them, they sound like dindus.
>>68548666
They won't be playing at Soldier Field if they win
>>68548702
That's how every single spic country is.
Except for Colombia, they're cool guys.
>>68548664
We switched to the US dollar in 1999 becuase of severe inflation.
>>68548702
He'll be gone next year.
Not all of us share his opinion
>>68548731
Aren't the semis at Soldier field though?
>>68533880
Wut? I am of Mexican descent and I eat it like that all the time.
>>68548749
>He'll be gone next year.
That's not how populism usually works m8.
>>68548626
Ecuador I was in Quito
Galapagos I stayed in a hostile near the Darwin emporium.
>>68548761
>Mexican
>Ceviche
So? Ceviche is Peruvian and they dont eat it with ketchup.
>>68548624
>implying the Monroe doctrine is not a thing
>>68548745
Costa Rica isn't like that, or Chile, or Belize.
>>68548758
Just for whoever wins the other quarter finals group. The US would play somewhere else
>>68548805
It's a thing, but the whole "everything is America's fault" routine is getting a little old. With the way some of your presidents go on, I feel like the average South American could show up late for work and find some way to blame it on Washington
>>68548805
The Monroe doctrine is to keep Yuropoors out of the western hemisphere, not a fucking desire to control South America for ourselves.
If we did want control South America we would and it wouldn't be so shit.
>>68548790
And you saw someone getting murdere there?. You must have lived in a very rough part of the city.
>>68548794
Yeah and in every single place it must cooked and eaten exactly the same, sure
how many bongs?
>>68548790
No wonder you saw someone get killed. Quito is full of uncivilized mongrels. Might have to do with the lack of oxygen due to the height.
>>68548794
Yes we eat ceviche here quite a lot it's actually one of my favorite dishes
>>68548876
>If we did want control South America we would and it wouldn't be so shit
Kek, no. When we did control parts of South America it was as bad as ever because we have no interest in the people, only how we can bleed the country dry and make money
>>68548884
>>68548903
It was in front of a night club. 3 guys were stomping on some guys head. No way he lived.
>>68548930
>When we did control parts of South America
Except we didn't. We controlled Panama, and no it wasn't shit. In fact it isn't even that shit now. Know why? We were there.
>>68548833
Well shit. Oh well. Go USA
>>68548884
>>68548912
How do you eat ceviche with ketchup? sounds horrible.
>>68548947
Yeah, I guess I was thinking of Central America, my bad
>>68548965
That's a good thing. The US plays like shit at Soldier Field.
Might be because it's always 2/3 empty.
>>68548968
Don't knock it until you try it. Hell, put a little mayo on the tostada underneath, and its even better.
>>68548982
Literally only Panama in Central America too. Costs Rica has been our bros forever but we don't control them.
Surprise surprise Costa Rica is ridiculously nice, safe, and even has a shit ton of money by LA standards.
>there is no extra time in COPA, instead it's straight to PENALTYS
da fuck?
>>68549015
I'm sure we've backed other countries and dictators officially unofficially in Central America to reap the financial rewards. We do it all over the world
>>68548464
The only countries that don't love America are the ones that don't have internet
>>68548876
Do you guys ceriously think the states dont control SA? Imperialismo is a real thing.
The states has fucked every country in its continent. Its not wonder why everyone but them is fucked.
>>68549044
Literally why?
>>68548989
Or the turf. Im a Bears fan I know.
>>68549087
CHI
>>68549067
Doesn't mean we control them. If the other half of the civil war or insurgency is being supported by the Soviet Union or Cuba you can hardly say we have control. It's by definition an uncontrolled situation, hence the conflict.
Yankee imperialism is a real thing, but that's just what a stronger country does to a weaker country, the world works that way. Believe me, if argentina (or any other country) could do it we would without a second thought, just ask paraguay.
Most people whining about american pigs are just jealous they can't do it themselves and come of as pathethic.
>>68548968
I don't put mayo on it only mayonnaise in the tostada and a spicy salsa with aguacates on top
