>all these soccer threads on my lunch break
>>68531048
>lunch
>11 am in the morning
>>68531067
>americans
need I say more?
>go to lunch break
>get shot
>not following the sport created by the working man but instead watching a sport where everything happens was 'brought to you by Verizon'
>>68531346
>the irish working man
>dives in grass
sounds about right
>>68531067
It's almost noon. For non neets lunch is anywhere from 11 to 1.
>>68531048
>every hour is lunch hour in the US of A
>>68531067
first lunch
>>68531464
>every hour in belgium will soon be started with a muslim yodel
>>68531048
NOM NOM NOM CHEESEBURGERS FOR LUNCH
test
>>68531067
some people wake up at 5 and go to work. not everyone gets to sleep until 10:30.
>>68531343
fucking hell
>>68531608
your proxy works haha :D
>>68531067
>all these butthurt wage cuckies
>>68531067
if he lives on the west coast it might be closer to 8:30
OP here, to clear it up i get an hour lunch from 1130-1230
All i want is to talk about the Open
>>68531048
You mean second breakfast?
>>68532219
Fuck off and stop whining, Euro 2016 is the most relevant sporting event right now so cry more
>>68532219
Then start a fucking thread about it rather than making one just to bitch.
>>68532219
Who gives a fuck what you want to talk about go back to lunch you fuckhead
>>68532219
>lunch at 11.30
>>68532298
>0-0ball
>relevant
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>68532346
I try bunping them up and they get bumped bavk down instantly
>>68532390
You're a dumb fuck, go back to your 4 patty burger
>working
topkeke wageslave.
>>68532426
I'll bet you a million dollars I'm skinnier than you faggot. Soccer is for retards and your micropenis is for life. Ky
>>68532390
It's the most viewed sport by a large margin right now. It's the definition of relevant.
>>68531067
>Americans
>>68532390
>0-0ball.
>hasn't been a 0-0 in the entire tournament
So lad where on the autism spectrum do you place yourself?
>>68532390
If it wasn't relevant then it wouldn't be dominating /sp/
>ameriburger logic
>>68531645
>wake up at 5
What the fuck
>>68532465
>mfw I can afford a 1 tb PS4 and Xbox One, a WiiU, an Alienware PC and still have cash to throw around
>mfw you wait for your Obama bucks to buy more anime every month
>>68532540
Fuck off back to /v/ you shitlord
>>68532540
>alienware PC
kek he fell for the meme
>imgur url
wew burgerbro
>>68532540
>Alienware
You enjoy getting ripped off?
>>68531048
you should thank the blessed god that you are not shot yet.
>>68532618
it's how you instantly tell it's a poor person, only poor people would get intentionally ripped off over choosing the option to save money and get just the same product if not better for less
Whatever I have t go back to work. Ill be back at 5
>>68532520
Hahaha 4chan threads don't make something important you pathetic beta. Go outside. Soccer will always be the most corrupt and boring sport
>>68532513
That's a way of generalizing the sport. Like you generalize all Americans as fat because of one person you see at mcdonalds
>>68532686
poor = dumb
>>68532540
>Alienware
>>68532714
Haha you're pathetic, go back to your containment board (/v/)
>>68531343
I thought that was a south park episode
>>68532714
The difference being that most Americans are actually overweight
>>68532714
Ah yes I was wrong there is absolutely no evidence that Americans are overweight I'm just being unreasonable with that assumption
>>68532820
the more you argue with him the more retarded the responses will be
>>68532796
>>68532820
And most soccer games end 0-0. Keep your semen slurping sport
>>68532840
I want to push him to the limits. I want to see what the end of the autism spectrum is really like
>>68532876
>And most soccer games end 0-0
They don't though. Learn2facts my chubby friend
>>68531486
kek
>>68532881
Bring it on faggot 0-0ball is for children and women here
>>68531645
confirmed san franciscuck
what do you know about sweatshops?
>>68531067
probably meant the pre-lunch, you know that meal where they deep fry a butter stick
>>68532906
I'm not chubby though. Learn to take the penis out of your mouth
>>68532923
How long is your lunch break. Are you sure you're not unemployed. I can't imagine you are worth hiring
>>68532951
autism
>>68532693
Good little wage cuck *wuh-PSSH* back to your cubicle *wuh-PSSSH*
>>68532962
>american """"""""""""""""""""""banter""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>68532982
I'm not OP and not unemployed, although i do have the day off. How the fuck wouldn't i be sure if i had a job or not you fucking retard?
>>68532962
>Learn to take the penis out of your mouth
>babbys first day at banter
>>68533137
>>68533093
Lmao better than learn2facts. Not that soccerfag opinions matter anyway
>>68533192
can you just stfu already
>>68533192
I thought you were going back to work?
>>68532540
>buy alienshit furniture
>post paedophile material in a chinese imageboard
>>68532958
Nah man, that's during our light snack time.
>>68533100
When you have a day off everyday you're probably unemployed
>>68533227
'No"
Not until this fucking plumber comes to fix my sink (i feel i had to specify or else the englels would make a new american shitting meme to help themselves sleep at night)
>>68533235
You
The only reason why ameribullets make threads like this is because they're incredibly upset that none of their sports are as relevant as football
>>68533406
fix it yourself
>>68533365
Yes i know what unemployed means. Go watch your 120 minutes of keep away
>>68533451
"No'
>>68532087
Yeah poor as not having to wake up 2 hours before work so we can drive an hour and a half to get there and then another hour to get back from work. Poor us for having twice as many vacation days as those not poort Americans and still having approximately the same living standart. God damn it we are so POOOOOOR.
>>68533486
Enjoy your 3 hours of adverts interrupted by 30 mins of gametime
>>68533486
Enjoy the job search
Can we just make a non-American sports board?
>>68532540
Buying Alienware PC xbox one and PS4.... LOOOOOOOOL
Holy shit you are daft in the head
>>68533574
We already have a board for American sports, /asp/
>>68533574
It would be easier to just move all the american sports to the rest of them at >>>/asp/.
>>68533543
>players wear adverts on unis
>0-0 games of back and forth
>team a beats team b so team c can win
>players literally dive to the ground for flags
>have to be drunk and engage in hooliganism in order for the match to be enjoyable
i think you don't understand just how meme of a sport soccer is m9
>>68533574
euros only have one sport though, i doubt they would be able to maintain the board when a tournament isn't happening.
>>68533665
Except that nothing you say is true. Football is the number 1 sport on this sport and you can't handle it. Keep trying though
>>68533665
Why are you so buthurt that nobody gives a fuck about your American sports?
>>68533725
>nothing you say is true
number 1 sport for autistic countries
>>68533784
You can meme all you want but the facts are plain to see. Keep crying and making whiny bitchtits threads
>>68533777
>buthurt
soccer is also a sport for retarded countries
>>68533629
>implying american sports are alternative tier when eurofags and shitskins worship them
consider immediate suicide
Isn't it always a lunch break for Americans?
>>68533886
>meme all you want but the facts are plain to see
what facts have you presented m9? other than that you're a twat who likes a meme sport
>>68533925
The whole world watches football, stay upset
>>68533905
lol
>>68533928
isnt it always praying time for Britkeks?
>>68533905
I don't get it. Why are you so mad. What's making you mad?
>>68533995
lol
>>68533925
Keep living in denial. NFL and baseball are fringe sports in Europe. More people watch skiing than those two sports.
>>68533995
Muslims integrate in the US very well, look at that mass shooting recently. Sort it out lad.
>>68533957
>whole world
this is like a muslim saying why sharia law is better than secular law
>>68533952
>meme sport
It's older than any amerishoot sport , generates more money, is watched by the whole planet and is discussed all day every day. Your biggest sporting event is the Superbowl and it's nothing but a niche sport outside of burgerland. I'm done talking to you now, you're ignorant fool.
>>68533995
Muslim kills 50 people in USA, taunts others for having Muslims in their country....
>>68533957
>The whole world worships our athletes and sports
Enjoy living in your third world country, playing your third world sport. Don't you have some radical mudslimes to fellatiate?
>>68534069
>Muslims integrated in the UK very well, look at those mass rapings recently. Sort it out lad
>>68534141
Riley pls
>>68531575
>american """"""""""""""""""banter"""""""""""
>>68534141
>third world country
UK is more developed than burgerland I'm afraid
>>68534183
Ahmed pls
>>68534047
>>68534099
>whole planet
as if anything matters outside soon-to-be-president trump's wall. the only people in the us that care about soccer are smelly spics. but then again, you britkeks don't brush your teeth everyday so smelly people watch smelly sports
>>68534141
You are a living example of "Jokes on them I was just pretending of being retarded" meme.
Lad you can not win this.
>>68534100
he killed 50 degenerates, he's a national hero. and the only reason he got away with it? because he was man enough to keep his wife in check. aside from that pledge of allegiance to ISIS, he embodies the american spirit.
>>68534304
But why does that bother you?
>>68534248
>more developed
aye m9, ur mayor of london wants to ban posters of women in thongs and bikinis.
>>68534304
being this pathetically stupid
>i hope you are herded to your death soon.
>>68534393
why does it bother you that im bothering you?
then again, your country always submits to germany
>>68534099
The Toyota Corolla was the best selling car in the world.
Does it mean it's a good car?
No. Just like soccer it's a poverty thing also loved by people who can barely buy food and are generally brown.
Yay you guys love shit!!
>>68534455
>American flag poster
Get the fuck out of here spic. go back to your tortilla country and watch "el copa" there.
Wanna know how I know you're a fucking pleb, OP?
you take an early lunch when everyone else does. You're supposed to use the hour where everybody else is at lunch to be really productive in a quiet environment.
Then when the cucks come back from their lunch and get ready to throw some shit task on your lap, you tell them you haven't taken lunch yet and walk away.
>>68534465
It doesn't bother me lad. I am just curious why are you being so butthurt because nobody gives a damn about American sports? You are so mad you actually had to make a thread about it.
Lad get your history straight. When did we submitted to Germany LOL?
>>68531048
Sorry to bother your sacred burger time.
>>68534558
>butthurt
no you're finally about to write with all the mad jitters out your fingers, eh, Slov? ;)
>>68534510
yet american football and basketball are played mainly by black athletes, while in football anyone can become GOAT. you are fucking stupid
>>68534543
This tbqh
Take lunch as late as possible. Also means when you get back you've got a shorter afternoon.
>>68534337
I live in America, I've already won, Ahmed.
>it's an american gets buttblasted because his meme sports aren't watched and played worldwide episode
>>68531645
>waking up at 1030, let alone 5
>>68534673
>mfw soccer's only as popular as it is because it's cheap and affordable for all the poor fucks and shitskins
Sorry you can't afford American sports eurofag, maybe one day your Muslim masters will give you a raise for letting them fuck your wives an extra day a week.
>>68534638
>Only black GOAT players in american football
>Brady. Lambert. Montana. Unitas. Seau. Manning just to name a few
All Mexicans say is Messi.
>>68534638
Yes in soccer anyone regardless of their natural athletic ability can become great
Hence why it is not an actual sport.
Thank you for making my point
>>68533609
>>68533629
/sp/ was created because of an American sport so if anything it should be the Eurocucks that should leave.
>>68534673
look at >>68533665
soccer a true meme sport
>>68534638
So your point is a armless cripple who is half blind asthmatic 5'2 100 lbs with no coordination can be considered soccer's greatest athlete and you don't get why Americans mock your sport?
>>68534638
Literally anybody can be good because it's not fucking special lmfao
>you played yourself
>>68534741
you're supposed to wake up early in the morning, it's the biological clock. when you sleep in to the afternoon you feel sluggish and since most of your time is spent in darkness you are more likely to become depressed.
>>68534646
Sure you did. Imagine the horror I have to go through knowing I can walk in every dark ally in my Country no matter what time is.
>le soccer is not a sport meme
top kek
it actually requires technical skill on top of athletic ability unlike the majority of north american sports
Only basketball and Hockey also require actual technical skill for every player, not just 1 position.
>>68534987
GLORIOUS
>>68534915
except everybody has to bat in baseball, which is a north american sport.
>>68534915
FUCKING
>>68534878
oh poor Anton Ego...
Not everyone can become a great football player but a great football player can come from anywhere.
>>68535031
GAME
>>68534398
That's not an indicator
>>68532731
Why are they bad? I don't own one or plan on getting one but why are they shit?
>>68535031
LEAF
>>68535030
The pitchers in the American league don't, stop lying
>>68535089
Overpriced and they overheat a lot. You can get a similar specced machine for about half the price which is more reliable.
The most talked about thing the day after the Superbowl is the commercials, top kek
>>68535030
Baseball was invented by a brit but we only play it in school.
>>68535046
>this much damage control
>first it was a race thing
>now it's a "they can come from anywhere thing"
Listen the real reason Americans hate soccer besides how boring the games are, 90 minutes of jogging, the diving, the horrible refs, the constant corruption, the sheer boredom
Is because literally it isn't impressive at all. Anyone can do it. I mean anyone. They can go on the field and compete at 90%.
Take the average person and put them in an nfl, nba, nhl, mlb, tennis game they all get crushed
Soccer isn't really that impressive. All you have to do is be able to run, jog, kick a ball, stop a ball and dribble
Fucking wow. It's a damn joke
>>68535169
my team is in the national league.
>>68535289
Don't watch it then.
>>68535289
>90 minutes of jogging
wow you need to get some glasses.
>>68535283
i doubt your schoolchildren can hit a 100 mph fastball. we improved the sport to the high level of play that it enjoys today.
>>68535289
(you)
yes
>>68535249
By who? I remember talking about von miller's game DURING the halftime show. Not to mention the defense as a whole the next day
>>68535328
Doesn't change what I said
>>68535376
We abandoned baseball and stuck to cricket which is a far superior sport.
>>68535418
yeah but you're reaching. teams don't consist entirely of pitchers, the vast majority of AL players have to hit.
>>68535394
There's literally about a hundred threads about the commercials on every morning after the Superbowl
>>68535461
Sure, i hear you can poo and play at the same time in some leagues
>>68534910
>t. wagecuck
I wake up around 11PM, take a stroll through the streets of London between 12PM and 1PM. I then proceed to read the works of Karl Marx and Trotsky in Her Majesty's parks outside Buckingham Palace, often giving a slight yet luxurious "ha-haw" at the simplicity of their minds. I return home, shower, and scan any potential contracts through various sites. I work for no more than four hours per day yet tend to accomplish enough to make 40K per year. I take the tube to Canary Wharf and laugh at the bankers who make 10 times as much as I do, yet will never be richer in body and soul and see their visible frustration when I call them "replaceable cogs in a jewwy machine".
After, I head to the bar where my old school friends wait - their tired, aged faces are fuel for my youth and vigor. Their girlfriends and wives often hit on me secretly, I play along and let them think they have a chance, before I leave the bar with the prettiest girl half their age. I take her back to my place, and we chill under the skylights and fall in love for a night. By morning I shush her out, call my father and let him know his advice was poor, that 30 years at a pharmaceutical for a redundancy package barely worth 100K wasn't worth it, and he should never call again - I hang up before he tells me I was the one who called. I proceed to get comfy in my bed, I zone into my sports channel of choice and fall asleep until 11PM hits once more.
>>68535505
Doesn't change the fact
>>68535526
Good Lord your banter is atrocious
>>68535508
>"100 threads" means that's what every American talks about
Ky. There's more to life outside of 4chan faggot
>>68535526
u wot
>>68535549
alright then, pitching is also a technical skill.
>>68535461
what does that have to do with what i said? so you admit that your schoolchildren don't play the same game as we do?
>>68535590
All over Facebook, jewtube, Twitter, all that most people talk about is the commercials. You're talking to me like I'm an idiot who doesn't notice things. The biggest talking point after every Superbowl is the commercials and that's the bottom line brah
>>68535664
My point is that baseball is so shit that we treat it as a training game for cricket.
Soccer should be banned from /sp/. It's fucking disgusting to see threads on here about it.
>>68535696
because you live in a country where the men don't talk about the NFL. the commercials are a marketing ploy to get female viewers.
>>68535750
Keep crying OP, it's delicious
>>68535773
So you're implying that in America no men talk about the commercials? Come off it, just admit I'm right and move on.
>>68535737
why don't you just play cricket to train for cricket since it has totally different rules?
>>68532540
Fuck off with your anime bullshit. Go back to your fucking 8/an hour wage job.
>>68535925
but you're not right, me and my friends don't care about the commercials. we talk about the game.
>>68532714
>"Soccer will always be the most corrupt sport"
please kys
>>68535773
American sports are just a vessel for commercialism and patriotism. You even have military style music playing in the background after commercial breaks when it cuts back to game and players wearing military style camouflage uniforms during games. It's all subliminal bollocks.
>>68535950
>he thinks that pic is from an anime
Nah m8 it's from something much cuter. :3
>>68535927
Because the cricket balls are made from wood and leather and parents would complain about their little lad getting a fractured skull
>>68531464
Where the fuck can I get a chair like that?
>>68536085
why is that worse than having ads that completely surround the field that you have to see at all times?
>>68535696
And you're talking to me like i don't live in the country. All of those internet sources you refer to were probably made by superior americans, but are not exclussive to us. You're a retard brah
>>68536002
You and your friends are special snowflakes
>>68536202
A retard who sees things for what they are and isn't in denial (you)
>>68536139
baseballs are the same, they are cork covered in leather. i knew a kid from a couple towns over who died after getting beaned in the chest.
>>68535925
It's not what we talk about the most, you are wrong
Yawn
Niggas got 0 bantz
>>68536197
They don't invade the entire screen after every minute of gametime
>>68536258
A cricket ball is much heavier and harder. I've played both and when you get hit by a cricket ball it's so much more painful
>>68536302
They're literally in every frame because the ads are on the jerseys. Pretty invasive.
>>68536010
What other sport has taken bribes for the rights to host an event?
>>68536363
I'd rather have them on the shirts than taking up the entire screen for 3 minutes every time there's a break in play.
>>68536359
probably because you don't have youth leagues where pitchers can throw a 75 mph fastball.
>>68536406
Olympics
Athletics world championships
Rugby world cup
>>68536439
Bowlers in cricket youth leagues can bowl to those speeds
>>68536205
no, we just have dicks instead of vaginas and we don't watch our favorite sporting event to see the fucking commercials.
>>68536251
I saw myself talking to my friends about the broncos defense during and after the game
>>68536486
okay then, it's the same thing in our baseball leagues.
>>68536507
But most of the people in your country talk about the commercials. Even on your talk shows the following night it's all they talk about.
>>68536554
but you don't live here and you've never been here so how would you possibly know that? are you really gullible enough to think that television represents the people?
>not enjoying both football and nfl for maximum keks all year
Why are you even here?
>>68536614
The people get what they deserve. Only true NFL fans talk about the game after the Superbowl. Compare that to sawker, where everyone and I mean everyone is talking about what happened in the game and you'll start to realise what I mean.
>>68536614
Also I've been to the US 5 times and my uncle's lives in Boston, I even stayed there for 4 months a fee years ago, so I have a good grasp on what goes on there.
>this whole thread
>>68536698
everyone does talk about what happened in the game, except for the women who don't understand what's happening. talk shows are for women and retirees, those are not the NFL's demographics.
stay obsessed
>>68536538
Except that cricket is tactically and skillfully a better sport
>>68536822
Stop, just stop you're just digging a bigger hole
>>68536836
and here we are, what you really wanted to say the entire time. but that's not what the original discussion was about.
>>68536885
I already said that cricket is the superior sport
>>68536882
out of ammo eh, nigel? you could learn a thing or two from us amerishoots.
>>68536917
but that doesn't have anything to do with what i was talking about, when i addressed the canadian to make sure he understood that baseball requires technique.
>>68536927
I've already made my case and I don't need to add to it. It's not just women and old people who watch the talk shows and I see a lot of American men talking about the commercials. Stop the damage control it's not helping.
>>68536987
yeah but according to what you've said your only source for that is online posts. you've never been in american workplace where the men talk about sports, you've never hung out with american friends where you talk about sports, you've never watched the super bowl with americans who have penises.
>mfw americans eat an extra meal between breakfast and lunch
>>68536970
I don't hate baseball but sports like football and cricket require more skill
>>68537042
I've hung out with Americans after the Superbowl and the commercials are always a huge talking point.
>>68537051
What?
Absolutely no one does that. Brunch is what old ladies eat with mimosas on a Sunday which takes the place of breakfast and lunch so it is one meal and then a Sunday dinner would just be eaten a little earlier.
>>68537056
you only say that because your country doesn't play baseball.
>>68537114
then your american friends are pussies.
>>68537180
We invented baseball mate, it just never took off here because people preferred cricket.
Why do americans hate football so much? You don't see us brits getting this riled up about the basketball and american football threads in their respective seasons.
>>68537056
baseball is literally all skill
>>68537213
Some of them were in the military, not even joking
>>68537225
and that's why you don't play baseball, so you never got to see what a real professional baseball league is like.
>>68537233
Insecurity and autism
>>68537266
so what, there are a lot of pussies in the military who just join because they can't find a job in the civilian world. hardcore soldiers are a pretty small percentage of the actual military.
>>68537234
Maybe for the pitcher, for the other players it's more about reflexes
>>68537233
there are threads like this coming from all different flags, but these ones get the most responses because the world hates america.
>>68537272
We don't have room for two commercially viable bat and ball sports
>>68533690
that sport never stops m8
>>68537308
They were pretty manly >>68533690
>>68533690
>One sport
I hate this meme
>>68537389
yeah but there's not that many soccer threads when something like this isn't going on. OP should have known better, after this tournament is over americans will retake our territory.
>tfw 5'11
>play basketball, too short and get destroyed by blacks
>play baseball, boring as shit, short stocky Mexicans run the game
>play Football, lol no I don't want a concussion
>play Soccer, get into a decent team and turn into a great fullback
Check mate, /sp/
>>68537599
>short stocky Mexicans
and that's how i know you never played baseball.
AMERICAH
>>68537459
>can't ever prove it wrong
>literally ONLY divegrass threads being made by yuros throughout the entire fucking catalog right now
Fucking ass deluded bongs.
>>68535545
Noice m8
If this isn't copypasta anyway
