Upcoming events:
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7/1: ONE FC (TBA)
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Previous thread: >>68493123 (Cross-thread)
News:
>Hendo wants Bisping rematch
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/dan-henderson-vs-michael-bisping-2-hendo-says-rematch-would-be-fitting-career-finale
>Anthony Pettis faces Charles Oliveira at UFC on Fox 21
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/15/11948068/anthony-pettis-faces-charles-oliveira-in-featherweight-debut-at-ufc
>Will Brooks signs with UFC, meets Ross Pearson at TUF 23 Finale
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/will-brooks-signs-with-ufc-meets-ross-pearson-at-the-ultimate-fighter-23-finale
cheeto fingered goofs
http://www.f4wonline.com/june-20-2016-wrestling-observer-newsletter-ufc-199nxt-takeover-reviews-ufc-ownership-bidding-ending
>The bidding period is expected to end this week, on or around 6/16, regarding a sale that is expected to be in the $4 billion price range for 100 percent ownership of the UFC.
LADS
ITS ALL OVER
![fedor650[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JEVbEhS.jpg "fedor650[1].jpg")
GOOF PRIDE
>>68519523
>ITS ALL OVER
I for one welcome chaos
>>68519523
LITERALLY MANDRAMA
>>68519467
thanks for the effort OP
WSOF 31 is also Friday night at 9pm. Add it to the next op you goofs.
I'm actually more hyped for tomorrow's day full of fights than I am Saturday's card.
how long do you lads think it will take for the hotpocket to go away and autism op to start posting threads again
>>68519617
He literally made this thread
>>68519635
But I didn't
Rory MacDonald vs. Stephen Thompson
Donald Cerrone vs. Patrick Cote
Steve Bossé vs. Sean O'Connell
Olivier Aubin-Mercier vs. Thibault Gouti
Valérie Létourneau vs. Joanne Calderwood
If you're on the right I'll format you in at the end as is unless you want to add a picture/actual picks
>>68519617
I don't mind him and I appreciate his effort, but he's so fucking obsessed with making EVERY op that he's become cancer starting threads 30 posts early.
It's okay for others to make new threads, they might bring insight that one autist isn't capable of.
>>68519666
Rory
Cerrone
O'Connell
Aubin-Mercier
Letourneau
>EFN in 3 bongs and people are still talking about the AMA
>>68519666
>tfw can't watch this event because of personal affairs
heem me
Rory
Cerrone
Bosse
Gouti
Letourneau
>>68519751
No it isn't
>>68519528
Just a couple of Rusian lads saying hello to each other.
>>68519751
wrong day mate
>>68519840
Thought today was the 17th lel
I've been awake for a while
>>68519896
Go to sleep and get a job when you wake up.
>>68520101
I could say the same for you m8
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGsrO3VQIIp/
>>68520120
I have a job and am packing up to go to the beach right now
![1466062679954[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/CcDMhTI.png "1466062679954[1].png")
>>68519523
>100% ownership
>meltzer
There is literally zero chance of that happening. Fritatta's and Dana don't even own 100%
>>68520148
which beach
>>68520148
I have $400,000,000 in my savings account and just got done fucking my 5th wife on the roof of my mansion
>>68519666
prediction trips of hell
Thomson
Cerrone
Bossé
Gouti
MILF Létourneau
>>68520188
are you a turbomanlet on a suit?
>>68520188
>I had two hundred thousand people with Bill Graham in 1975! I walked Bob Dylan up on stage! Who the fuck are you? I knew The Grateful Dead from 1966! Who the fuck are YOU!
>>68519666
prediction trips of hell
Thomson
Cerrone
Bossé
Gouti
MILF Létourneau
>>68519666
Wondergoy
Cowgoy
Bosse
Mercier
Letourneau
>>68519666
wonderboy
cowboy
bossé
aubin-mercier
létourneau
Do you guys miss when the fighters wore unique trunks/shorts?
>>68519666
Wonderpedo split DEC
Cote by reality check(cerone go back to lw ya bum)
O'conor TKO 1st
Gouti by who?
Le-tourneauaeuiueu DEC
>>68519552
I CAN FEEL THE WARP OVERTAKING ME... IT IS A GOOD PAIN
>>68520479
Yeah, the black/white vs white/black is pretty annoying
Only thing I like about the reebok kits is they got rid of the skirt flap shorts miesha used to wear over her bunda.
>>68519666
Rory MacDonald
Patrick Cote
Steve Bossé
Olivier Aubin-Mercier
Valérie Létourneau
>>68520479
yes
I rather have the classic blue vs red than black/white vs white/black which looks silly because its hard to seperate in scrambles
![punishment-athletics-tito-ortiz-ufc-148-fight-shorts[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gGXehbb.jpg "punishment-athletics-tito-ortiz-ufc-148-fight-shorts[1].jpg")
>>68520479
yes reebok shorts are the dullest thing imaginable
post iconic shorts
>>68520132
Nice permanent tattoo
>>68520479
yeah man, it was hilarious spotting journeyman struggle brawlers coming out with dodgy condom companies and mom and pop chicken shops on there shorts. Fuck you Reebok
>>68519666
Thompson via heem
Cote via man handling
Bosse via Tristar
Aubin-Mercier via Tristar
Calderwood via who cares
>>68520702
There was nothing dodgy about condom depot
>>68520644
>Chuck with the Ice
>Tito with the fire
https://youtu.be/VfVzFRHKQEk
P O T T E R Y
>Tfw you spend days getting the Fight Pass script to run and the update will probably heem it
>tfw fedor is too old to be a viable contender in the UFC and if he does sign it will probably just be non-title money grab fights
>>68520644
Look like garbage compared to now
Mitrione calling for fighter + media association
seems like dumb idea imo
fighters and media should have their own separate associations
>>68520877
Werdum was just champion and Hendo is probably gonna get a title shot. Fedor could probably go on another 10-year streak given the current state of the UFC.
>>68519666
Stephen Thompson
Donald Cerrone
Steve Bossé
Olivier Aubin-Mercier
Joanne Calderwood
>>68520991
>No coverage = no sport
He's got this backwards. MMA journalism is very much a leech. The Zuffa built UFC from the ground up. ESPN didn't do that shit.
>>68521037
Pretty much. I could get all of my news just from watching the UFC on FOX YouTube page. Everything else is just a plus.
The new design emphasizes personalization by allowing you to set preferences on the types of videos you like to watch such as Events, Shows, Documentaries, Originals, Behind The Scenes, and Interviews as well as your favorite types of Fights ending in Knockouts or Submissions or Title Fights. Other new features include:
Continue Watching, watch a video on one device and pick-up where you left-off on another
Display of a Progress Bar on videos that have already been initiated
Create Your Own Fight Collection, an option to let the platform assemble from a database of videos fitting the type of fight and time-limit you have to watch in a collection
Search, enjoyed a dramatic upgrade making it easier to find specific content you are looking for allowing you to filter down to specific MMA organizations, Weight-Class, Fighters, Year, Type of fight and Duration
New Event Pages, allowing you to see the full UFC Fight Cards and jump back and watch specific bouts during live events or in the replay-mode
The addition of Fighter Profiles, which include stats along with their past fights available in the Fight Library
![dennis-hallman-shorts-intro[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/d0qo3Dl.jpg "dennis-hallman-shorts-intro[1].jpg")
>>68520644
>>68520991
Mitrione is an idiot. The Ali act would be awful for the majority of mma fighters.
>>68519666
why did you delete my pick
>>68521037
Sherdog and Dave Meltzer arguably kept the sport alive during the so called Dark Ages
>>68521525
i didn't skip anyone on purporse post it again
>>68521411
Threadly reminder to spit in your roommates face and throw him through a glass door.
PS: I hate bullies.
>>68522007
So do you guys dislike him or not?
because it seems people complain about him a lot in between linking his podcast and discussing his exploits
What are your thoughts on Ariel Helwani?
hope the new fightpass doesn't also block vpns
>>68522069
He's a decent dude. Good interviews. I'm on the opposite side of the controversy, but it has nothing to do with him a person.
>>68522138
you're in the 3rd column
>>68522224
disregard that post i am retarded
>>68519666
Rory MacDonald
Patrick Cote
Steve Bossé
Olivier Aubin-Mercier
Joanne Calderwood
What the fuck even is this
https://youtu.be/-zmj6OJVqJY
>"I wish they'd let me next door so I could suck your fucking dick."
>"You know I would literally tease you, right? I would literally tease you."
>"You think I'm just going sit here and let you tease me, Jon?!"
Why are people picking the hockey brawler over the based veteran Sean o'connell?
http://webm.land/media/tmp/630e25a1-b725-45b2-b95e-67889238cb55.webm
Prepare to get your picks btfo.
Also none audio version in case anyone wants to save and upload.
http://webm.land/media/tmp/cdcfbb89-ac55-4f30-908d-b2b2c08d5bf2.webm
>>68522407
>he doesn't like watching Eddie goof around with based Renato Lananja
no hespect,he makes gold videos because pretty much every other BJJ teacher is a Gracie and the Gracies take themselves way to seriously
https://youtu.be/fehstgxCZRY
>>68522045
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1465966950228.webm
anyone who admits to enjoying that podcast should permaheem themselves asap
Can I pay women to do this to me?
>>68522045
I wouldn't call it complaining. It's bantz.
who /careful/ here?
>>68523048
You literally can, they're called session wrestlers.
You even get to specify how competitive it should be if you just want to get pushed over and fetished on.
Carlos Condit would be up for rematches with Nick Diaz or Robbie Lawler. Which would you rather see?
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/16/11951482/morning-report-carlos-condit-open-to-return-for-robbie-lawler-or-nick?utm_campaign=mmafighting&utm_content=chorus&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter
Former UFC interim welterweight champion Carlos Condit is still uncertain of returning to MMA but would be happy to step in on short notice to UFC 201 if needed.
>>68523048
>tapping on miesha's ass
That cheeky bastard
>>68523132
How do you develop a preference? I feel like me winning would feel like rape. Guess I'm a sub.
>>68522716
based O'connell
he's gonna fuck that hockey goof up
>>68522901
How do i get infected with toxoplasma?
>>68523169
They're actually this Aussie teenage Youtube prank group that was really popular when I was in early high school. It's so weird to see the annoying kids who would do stupid shit for views are now putting together videos with effort and minor celebrities.
>>68519666
thompson
cote
bosse
aubin-mercier
letourneau
>>68522901
Wait, so was this Eddie pranking Joe?
>>68522069
tabloid kike 'journolist'
>>68524635
>oops sorry u ok?
>yeah man we cool
>>68521448
Is it actually illegal to wear undies now or do fighters just prefer not to wear them?
>>68522423
Wew
Sweden
>>68524635
>shooting on a NCAA wrestler
Madman
>bisping, tate, dos anjos and miocic are all champs
am i high on crack
these were all 5-10 people in their weight class who had no future
>>68525284
Dana says no
>>68525709
Hey buddeh, I heemed you and I heemed your dad. Don't make me heem your mam next
>>68525709
You cant have sustained elite performance without using shit that is banned by USADA.
>>68525709
U S A D A
S
A
D
A
>>68525709
tate is going to get finished in the 1st
>>68525989
>dos anjos
>clean
>>68526063
>tate is going to get finished in the 1st
>>68526154
screencapped for your embarrassment. it's too late to delete kiddo.
>>68526154
It's not out of the question, we've seen Tate get stunned and hurt by smaller and weaker strikers than Nunes
do you guys think that any current fighter is using gene doping
>>68526566
Sage Northcutt was grown in a test tube
Ronda is the most complete MMA fighter, Holm is a fraud, she doesnt fight JJ or wrestling, Ronda is a great judo / jiu itsu fighter and a great striker, she won that fight with a chokehold, Holm is a coward and opportunistc vermin, running and fleeing around the Octagon, violating the MMA rules, Anne Sophie Mathis hummiliated the Joke of Albuquerque, Ronda lost her cool with Herb Dean, he should stop the fight and declare Ronda the real winner. Boxe in comparison to JJ is crap. She demolished Beth and many other fighters. Holm was really scared running and fleeing around the Octagon, this fight was illegal. The Gracie Family created the Octagon as a place to fight Jiu JItsu, wrestling or Muay thay, not to run a marathon
>>68525709
WELCOME TO THE USADA ERA
Has anyone here ever won any money off draftkings?
>>68526566
what's your max bench press?
Everybody hates Lyoto, Dominck and Floyd because they fight running away .. The Joke of Albuquerque is a coward and oportunistic vermin. In a ring with no space to evade she was hummiliated by Anne Sophie Mathis
Ronda fought like a real MMA fighter moving ahead always The most complete MMA fighter the best by far .. H Dean should stop the fight and declare Ronda the real winner, Ronda was going to punch her when she fled to the other side of the Octagon without punchs in response 100 % illegal
>>68519666
tomson
kote
boss
olivijer
valery
Seeing as he's been KO'd so many times, how awkward will it be when Schaub asks Rockhold how is father is doing next time they talk?
>The Joke of Albuquerque
>>68526946
why does his face look like that
>>68526999
butifel werk champ
Not sure what to make of the UFC sale familia
>>68527082
There's nothing to think of until we know who's buying it
>>68527006
he's got a mouth full of cadbury eggs
>>68527006
arlovski
>>68527081
buuuuuuuuuuutifel
>http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/16/11941778/at-age-33-john-howard-finally-freed-by-diagnosis-of-autism
john howard literally autistic
>>68527006
he's been eating all his roommates food, he just about to spit on him and throw him through a window
who would win schaub or ufc security?
>>68527124
This is true, could be great new management, could be unprofessional tards
I had never seen Callen's standup. Turns out he wants to be Dane Cook.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_OgEWdFymo
>>68527203
He's fighting tomorrow night at WSOF 31.
>>68527343
Why are people in the crowd laughing?
>>68523161
Condit vs. Lawler 2
I don't want to see him walk in there and let Nick knock him out just because a bunch of fans were pissed at his first fight.
>>68527417
they're retarded
>>68527417
They're drunk
>>68527343
Horribly unfunny
>>68526788
426lbs
So does anyone actually think Eddie will beat RDA?
>>68527518
I looked it up after hearing this
>"I think I'm one of the best in the world" - Callen on his comedy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ON33szRxjM&feature=youtu.be&t=8m5s
>>68527706
Eddie thrives in exchanges and RDA always gets in exchanges, he has a decent shot but I'm not picking him.
>>68527343
I see he took lessons at the joe rogan "mime every motion and pepper it with 'fucking' so your shitty joke gets laughs" school of comedy
>>68527343
>his stand up
>his acting roles
How is he famous again?
>>68527706
After Bisping I'm not counting anyone out in title fights
>>68527706
I do, he has better wrestling and stand up.
>>68527706
probably, RDA needs to fight his way out of obscurity
>>68527885
This.
I think Eddie takes a decision.
How do we heem today so we can get to the fights tomorrow?
REEEE
IM READY FOR THE FIGHTS THIS WEEKEND!!!!!
>>68526726
>>68526860
Damn son where'd you find this
>>68527837
I remember this shit from back in the day. Hilarious that Callen is in it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23i3YLBiHJQ
>>68528021
Jesus Christ these TUF fights are terrible
>>68522423
What's the dumbest, worst, most uninspired meme and why is it the DC dick sucking meme?
>>68528074
yeah the fights were pretty shit. Suarez seems like she can be a top fighter in the SW division.
>>68519666
Rory
Cowboy
Bosse
Aubin-Mercier
Letourneau
>>68519666
prediction trips of hell
RoMac
The Donald
Bossé
Gouti
MY GIRL JOANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNE
>>68527706
i chucked a 20 on him
>>68529252
Where am I wrong?
>>68529594
standup
>fight pass still under maintenance
>>68529754
>paying for goypass
>>68527706
pretty easily. RDA isn't really any good.
>>68529240
lol
>>68519666
Rory
Cerrone
Bossé
Gouti
Létourneau
WEAK
AS
PISS
>>68519666
WONDERBOY
Cote
O'Connell
Aubin-Mercier
Letourneau
>>68520167
Everyone could be selling their shares as part of the deal, stupid. There aren't that many stakeholders in the UFC.
>>68519666
damn people really soured on Calderwood quickly.
>>68523107
Shut the fuck up ahmed
>>68527203
didnt seem remotely autistic
how was frank mir so fat on adderall
>>68528490
Fuck off. Its the best meme in mma right now.
>>68530304
i gained like 50 lbs on it because i ate nothing but 20 beers a day
>>68530377
heh i lost 50 pounds
>>68527343
>Yfw Ronda Rousey has better stand up than you do
>>68519666
>Macdonald
>Cote
>Bosse
>Aubin-Mercier
>Letourneau
>>68530427
the formatting
>>68517724
>is that Yankova?
Yes.
What does "heem" means?
>>68530690
it's an acronym
Here
Eastern
Europeans
Meet
>>68530359
Lone DC shitposter detected
Guys, I don't want the UFC to sell.
>>68530690
heh, even if we told you, you wouldn't understand
>Dana will finally be gone
>>68530733
Could you try at least? It's very intriguing.
>>68530690
it's a misspelling of heme, which is pronounced the same way, a critical component of blood (just bleed)
>>68530731
pussy
>>68530690
Here
Everyone
Enjoys
Memes
>>68530690
hating every effeminate mexican
What has she tatted around her moot?
https://www.ufc.tv/
it's live lads
>>68530829
My name
>>68530829
Is it optimus prime?
>>68519666
Wonderboy
Cote
Bosse
Mercier
Letourneau
>>68530829
what goes horribly wrong during a childhood that leads to tattoos?
>>68530829
my mom has a tattoo in the same spot
>>68530858
LIAR
>>68530884
For women? A lot of rape
>>68530906
Post pics
>>68530906
What of?
>>68530829
i bet its a heart with wings
>>68530961
"strike this forsaken womb"
>>68530920
how?
>>68531040
lol people pay for this
>>68530870
muh dick
>>68531040
This is their redesign?
>>68530829
how many fighters do you think knapp has fucked?
>>68531093
See: >>68521411
>>68531093
yep, I'm not fully sold on it desu. It looks like the generic layout you find on small web shops
>>68531040
>paying for that when you can literally pull up any fight for free in a second
pound for pound best accent in MMA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dl1HakwyMdo
>>68531280
f level 'athlete'
>>68531231
>i dont support a product i enjoy but i complain when i dont like it
>>68531280
I hope you're joking, that shit is awful
Joanna's accent is the best.
fugggg
>>68531459
he probably has a magnum-sized schlong
>>68531459
what a freedom fighter he won't do anything because he's afraid of jail
>>68531459
what
Daily reminder that Cote is going to win rounds one and two and then lose round three and win a unanimous decision 29-28
>>68531280
i'd heem her voice
>>68531280
her voice makes me horny
M1 IS LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VC5LDfrVAY8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VC5LDfrVAY8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VC5LDfrVAY8
>>68531430
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbhdbjjhnM0
>>68531853
SchlePEDko lol yeoeeeeoeoee
how about her voice?
>>68531853
Just straight up live on youtube? Fucking awesome
>>68531280
her laugh is asian-tier adorable
>>68531996
Any notable differences between ammy bouts and pro in M1?
picks for glover vs rumble?
>>68531853
That cage has a weird design.
>>68532192
Best of both worlds
>>68531853
Reporting in.
>>68532150
Rumble is going to send that little Brazilian into the shadow realm.
>>68532223
what on earth does a ring have over a cage when it comes to MMA?
fight pass has been updated and it finally looks sort of working and okay now.
>>68532295
No cage walls
>>68532373
that's a bad thing though
Reminder that this LITERALLY happened
>>68532394
Maybe you're just really used to the cage being there and can't accept anything else, but if you think about it's kind of silly that it's there in the first place. There's entire metas built around it, you'll see it in every UFC fight.
>mfw failed shot, pushed up against the fence, slowly working for a double, split stance to defend it, elbow, back to the clinch, ref breaks them up
Guaranteed to see that exact situation once every card in America
reminder
>>68532486
Ireland's own Mickey Hurle O'Bisping
>>68532483
It's still better than the alternative. Having your back near the cage is currently a disadvantage because your opponent can shoot in hard knowing the momentum will carry you into the cage.
That's not a bad thing. You didn't really describe why it's bad, you just described how it's utilized during actual fights. Tell me why a ring is better.
>>68532571
There's no cage wall to get stuck on. Closest thing is the corners, and speaking of corners, the hard corners mean you can back your opponent up and he can't just circle out if he has any clue what he's doing.
I don't love rings over cages, I'm fine with both, but I can see the advantages in a ring. That's why I like what M1 does with their hybrid thing.
WHEN WILL THIS FUCKING ISIS BUM GET EXPOSED ALREADY?
FUCK HIM, HE'S A MEMEFIGHTER LIKE MCMEME
>>68532639
Why don't you want grapplers to be able to shoot hard and press their opponent into the cage, though? With the octagonal cage, being near the cage is the dangerous zone for strikers, anywhere in the octagon. Not just the corners.
I think that puts more of an emphasis on footwork in order to ensure you don't get pushed against the cage. I will admit that it does get a bit tiresome seeing constant clinch fighting against the cage but I do think it's better than the alternative.
Clinching is far less important when there's no full cage
>>68532652
>ranked number 1 in the division
>only win over ANYONE in the division is the current champ from two years ago.
i swear I don't get the fucking rankings sometime.
>>68532733
might I add
>only win over ANYONE in the top 15-10 in the division.
>>68532725
I don't know, why do you want grapplers to be able to press their opponent to the cage and hold them there for minutes at a time, and maybe get a takedown, maybe not?
Oh, and if they do then they're suddenly sitting up against a cage. Yeah that happens all the time in real fights, people sitting up against walls.
Come on man, stop trying to force your opinion.
>>68519666
My BOY MacDonald
Cerrone
Bosse
Gouti
Letourneau
>>68532472
I just realized Bisping could've potentially been rocked or stunned had the right jab connected properly before Bisping rocked him
>mfw destiny intervenes
>>68532733
Fuck him. So did McGoober and he got exposed.
Kebab WILL get exposed.
>>68532846
That would never happen because Bisping's striking is light years ahead of Cuckhold
Lads, what the fuck are we going to do if the UFC fails after these goofs sell it off?
>>68533098
I stopped watching UFC a long time ago, too over commercialised for me. I much prefer Rizin and ONE.
>>68533098
lel they fell out of the ring, someone webm that shit pls
Anyone watching these Russians slugging it out? That fat fuck keeps falling out of the ring to avoid the wrestlefucking
>>68533242
