https://days.to/until/nfl-season
nfl.com
sbnation.com/nfl
why are all the SNF/MNF matchups so fucking shitty this year? not ONE good matchup
>>68516014
It just hasn't been the same since John Madden died.
Dolphins
>>68515978
Kill thine self anon
>>>68516023
This is so fucking wrong, you're better than that Landry
Post old OC that you made.
Anyways yeah. If someone gets caught cheating and It's proven they cheated. The records they accrued during that cheating period are bullshit.
If it's so obvious you get caught doing it, it's over the top. Everyone in the nfl cheats basically. It's when it gets extreme
SEVEN DEADLY SINS OF /NFL/
Old Bay
Tiki
p12
BB
Sneak
Scarletism
Carrmageddon
>>68516105
So patriots 17-2, Falcons whatever record yeah it's bullshit.
Jerry rices stickum, that's fine. He never got caught and no one cared because everyone was doing it so it wasn't that extreme
>>68516042
Dolphins
>>68516070
yeah i have to agree, old world blues had almost no exploration because you were stuck in that retarded science complex
dead money had the best characters, but the plot was meh and playing through it was so damn tedious, good weapons tho
honest hearts was good because of joshua graham, but most of the other characters were those retarded tribals and the companions were so ass
lonesome road had the best story and the best loot
>>68516113
wew
>>68516115
Interesting you mention Jerry Rice and Stickum. I tried out receiver gloves this past weekend for the first time, and I now understand how Odell Beckham Jr made that catch. It's literally like wearing flypaper on your hands, I could do all that crazy one handed shit with those things on too. It's ridiculous how those things stick to a football.
the 49ers are going to pick #1 overall in 2017
>>68516121
This looks like the most terrifying sperm the world has ever seen.
>>68516126
>>68516092
That's pretty autistic
>>68516113
What is this 7 deadly sins shit? Are there actually decent religious people ITT?
>>68516166
that's okay, you're pretty autistic too Old Bay.
>>68516142
Those gloves are crazy good. Especially the uber expensive ones they get. They'll kind of rake them a little to add more grip. Usually they'll have them in a heater or something constantly so the consistency is like putty. All you have to do is get 2 fingers on a ball
>>68516144
Browns are the my favorites to go 0-16 the niners are a close second
>>68516070
Then post your rankings, bitch boy.
>>68516140
The only other DLC that might top OWB for exploration is Honest Hearts - the others were linear as hell. God/Dog was the only real interesting character in Dead Money. Christine and Dean Domino were meh, and Elijah was only interesting because of his involvement with the other DLCs.
But yes, we can agree that Lonesome Road was the best. Just thinking about walking through all of the different parts of it with E-DE and listening to Ulysses' voice really makes me want to play NV again. Fuck.
>>68516160
>posting the shoop
Trying to cover your tracks, eh rabbi?
>>68516139
>unarmed
>>68516144
>>68516203
bullshit, we're bad but it's not like we're a high school team. the best guys are gone but the ones that are left are at least serviceable.
5-11, 5th or 6th pick.
>>68516208
>>68516207
i liked the whole christine-elijah-ulysses brotherhood of steel backstory, and i felt like you saw the most of it in dead money and lonesome road so i liked dead money a little more because of it
i've replayed lonesome road so many fucking times though, elite riot gear too OP
>>68516223
muh justified missile attacks against schools
>>68516226
49ers need a franchise QB i can't put my faith in Kaepernick or Gabbert no matter who's coaching the team
>>68516207
Why are you so pissy all of a sudden? Usually you're cool either way he you go
>story
Lonesome Road
>Characters
Road or Hearts
>Exploration
Hearts
>Loot
Blues
>>68516255
raiderbros we love you too. just remember the saints are domebabbys and want to injure your QB
Also Amari and Julio are Bamabros so we have a blood connection through our star WRs
>>68516284
Bama-Broship when?
It will continue next year.
Lads,
https://cthulhuforamerica.com
>>68516292
>Bama-Broship
There's always been one since everyone is related
>>68516226
I don't think theyre that bad, they just have a crazy schedule this year is all
>>68516304
Nope
>>68516305
>talking shit about any receiver after >Perriman
>>68516305
maryland is the south with crabs and angry black people
>>68516280
I call everyone bitch boy, bitch boy.
>>68516300
Let's see how many people remember that stat 2 seasons from now.
>>68516284
How can one team be so cucked?
>Falcons calling anyone else domebabbies
How many games does it take before Goff gets benched or hurt? That noodle arm means a ton of under thrown balls getting intercepted by Sherman/Peterson. Chandler Jones and nkemdiche are gonna run a train on him
>>68516319
>Javon Walker
Boom roasted. Also I was talking shit about Alabama you illiterate cock waffle
>>68516343
>2008-09
Fabian Washington
Rekt
Knowing injuries when would perriman get drafted today? He looks like a poor mans john brown and he went in the 3rd
>>68516338
I will.
>>68516260
we've done well without a QB who contributes to our success before, we just need to minimize the role of the ones we have in order to cut down on costly mistakes. our overall defensive talent is actually better than our offense, you just couldn't tell because we were stupid enough to give a job to mangini as our DC, who then predictably made it last in the league. if we make it perform as good as the talent would indicate and run the offense through hyde, we can be consistenly sub-par rather than just plain awful.
>>68516358
>Fabian Washington
was drafted by the raiders?
>>68516365
Forget injuries, that nigga has bricks for hands. Why anyone thought he'd be a good pro receiver to begin with is beyond me.
>>68516373
And was signed to a big payday in Baltimore only to do shit
>>68516358
Lol wut? You niggers drafted Washington and he played pretty solid for the Ravens
>>68516393
Nigga I've seen posts from cursing his name, FOH
Is breshard the worst 1st round pick of last year?
>>68516307
the first third of the schedule is harsh yeah, but there's enough winnable games in there. rams x2, bucs, saints, falcons, dolphins, bears, maybe even jets or bills if we're really lucky. out of all that, I don't think 5 wins is too unreasonable.
>>68516300
How big is the hof building? How do they have room for all the meme statistic like this? Who has the record for consecutive 2td games? 4td games? 5? 1?
Etc
>>68516380
he wasn't good on either team really, and the ravens didn't spend the 23rd overall pick on him because of his 40 time
>the raiders literally picked fabian washington one pick before aaron rodgers
>>68516368
Quick, without looking it up, who was the first QB to throw 3 TDs and no INTs in 4 consecutive games?
>>68516419
I'll say Rodgers?
>>68516419
Sid Luckman
>>68516380
>Big payday
You are literally just posting out your ass now, Washington played out his rookie contract and then signed a one year tender worth about 1 million before leaving for New Orleans.
A big payday would be giving up a second and a fifth round pick for Deangelo Hall, pay him 70 mil for 7 years then cut him after 8 games which is what the Raidniggers did.
>>68516419
Brady in 2007 is my bet.
>>68516419
Pey pey
>>68516430
>>68516428
>>68516421
just looked it up, all 3 of us are right.
>your team
>your predicted record for this season
>your favorite anime
>your favorite video game
>your favorite movie
>what you're listening to right now
I'll start
>bears
>9-7
>Yu Yu Hakusho
>Persona 3:FES
>Citizen Kane
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcsYSJwewWk
>>68516419
nick foles
>>68516401
No that would be DJ Humphries, he was a healthy scratch for every game of the year. He was so shitty they didn't even view him as a backup
>>68516419
or rather, i am, since Brady did it first in 07, didn't see that who did it first part.
>>68516426
I totally forgot about Hall, fuck your team anyway
>>68516426
>A big payday would be giving up a second and a fifth round pick for Deangelo Hall, pay him 70 mil for 7 years then cut him after 8 games which is what the Raidniggers did
Holy fuck I forgot that Hall was a raider god that team is retarded
>>68516438
Saints
7-9ish
>anime
don't play much vidya any more
not sure I could pick 1 movie
Turnpike Troubadours
>>68516412
shit, i thought i posted the picture
>>68516438
>Pats
>15-1 with a ring on it
>Attack on Titan, but I don't really watch anime
>Dead Space 2/Left 4 dead 2
>The Dark Knight
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZLfasMPOU4
>>68516438
>team
Ravens
>record
10-6
>anime
Avatar: The Last Airbender
>vidya
skyrim
>movie
the good the bad and the ugly
>listening to
watching The Mummy so I'm pretty focused on that
>>68516438
>falcons
>9-7
>uhh idk last shit i remember is cowboy bebop
>FFX
>American Psycho
>Future
>>68516477
you have really pleb taste famo
>>68516486
>>anime
>Avatar: The Last Airbender
>>68516419
Paul Crewe
>>68516438
Raiders
8-8/9-7
DBZ and only DBZ
River City Ransom / Kirby's adventure / Tecmo Super Bowl
Friday the 13th series
The Wyld - Odyssey
>>68516477
>Dead Space 2/Left 4 dead 2
>>68516493
So what? I enjoy these movies quite a bit, just like every once in awhile I'll go and watch all 7 fast and furious's in a row, and chuckle at how white Paul Walker is, and how he says,
'so check it out, it's like this' in the first movie of his. Always gets me.
>>68516440
Arians doesn't like to play rookies, if he can he prefers to sit them for a year, or at least restrict their reps. We had a serviceable RT in Bobby Massie to the point where he felt comfortable. That being said, I don't think that Humphries was mature enough to start last year, but Arians said in January that he was good enough to start, so he'll be fine this year
>>68516523
Rip
>>68516438
eags
8-8
prolly NGE bcuz i'm a faggot
earthbound
american beauty
shitty ASMR
>>68516438
Pats
12-4
...
Mario kart double dash
Pelican - Australasia
>>68516438
packers
12-4
dont really have one... lain? idk
morrowind or dark souls because i'm a stereotype
american psycho cause i'm an edgy faggot
I ain't listening to shit nigga
>>68516421
>>68516425
>>68516428
>>68516430
>>68516439
>>68516450
>>68516503
Point is, no one knew for sure. No one is going to remember these "historic stats" because you can change a single small detail about them and it will completely change which players are in the conversation. In the end, the only thing people are going to remember are things like SB wins, career TDs and yards, and career interceptions. These historic stats are just things that announcers use to fill the airtime between snaps. Some of them are pretty interesting, but in the grand scheme of things I think that they're just fluff.
>Titans
>5-10
>Gunsmith Cats
>Shadowrun
>The Conformist
>Monk Alone: Columbia Recordings
>all these weebfags
Bet you all own swords and not a one of you owns an axe like a true warrior would
>>68516438
Raiders
10-6
>
I don't have just one favorite
same, it really depends on the genre
Silence
>>68516523
>favorite game is Skyrim
>throwing shade at DS2 and L4D2
Just stop.
>>68516585
it was actually brady.
>>68516591
I meant 5-11.
>>68516438
>Lions
>10-6
>
>
>
>
>>68516601
Don't act like Skyrim wasn't fucking amazing, it's replay value alone makes it a contender for best game, and two Dead Space 2 was total pleb shit, DS1 was far superior in every way
>people like anime unironically
Will David Johnson be a top 5 rb next year?
>>68516646
>people like things that I don't unironically
>>68516654
>Gurley
>Peterson
>Bell
>Richardson
>Martin
>>68516646
whats wrong with it?
>>68515978
>no headlines
nigger
>>68516438
Panthers
I don't know what to think 11-5? they could go 2-14 cause this team never stays consistent
>anime
Psychonauts
Forrest Gump
nothing
>>68516662
>Canadians in charge of subtlety
>>68516627
in comparison to Oblivion, Skyrim wasnt as good and borderline casual shit
>>68516654
I think Arizonas line is just really good, Chris Johnson was shit on the titans and had a great year last year
Anime has always been trash
>>68516144
Psh
Crack smoka
Niners go 10-6
>its another anime thread
>>68516679
>filename
lol
>>68516680
idk man I just couldn't get into Oblivion as much
>>68516438
Vikings
12-4
>Anime
Dark Souls 1
Good will hunting
Marietta, As it were
Here's some reasons as to why the Colts are winning it all...
> Luck is back
> He can finally slide
> New OC
> New DC from the Ravens
> No Toler
> Pat Robinson was top 10 cb last year
> Top 10 Defense
> #1 offense
> Henry Anderson is back
> Mike Adams leads in Int
> Vontae Davis top 5 CB again
> Geathers and Green play tough
> Ridgeway and Mathis get 10 sacks each
> Grigson actually fixing the roster
> Won't have to worry about the Pats till the playoffs
> Best center in the draft
> Hilton and Moncrief top receiving duo
> D'qwell leads in tackles again
> Luck CPOTY and MVP
> Quan Bray is the next Jacoby Jones
> Allen will play like his rookie season
> Frankie G finally gets his 1000 yards
> Dorsett will burn the fuck out of all the DB's
> AV will not miss a fg this season
> Luck will have 5,000 yards 45 td 16 int
> Lead in tds and yards
> 12-4 (Steelers, Jets, Chargers, Vikings)
OFFICIAL POTENTIAL RAIDERS LANDING SPOT POWER RANKINGS
1. Oakland
2. Anywhere in the surrounding East Bay Area
POWER GAP
33. bunking with the $(ers in Santa Clara
POWER GAP
404. Los Angeles
MASSIVE POWER GAP
9001. Las Vegas
9002. San Diego if the Chargers go to LA
UNIMAGINABLY LARGE POWER GAP
99999999. San Antonio
>>68516694
Tiki 2.0
>>68516681
It's correct.
I'm pretty respectful of all arts. Huge movie buff
But anime is just the worst. It's horrible. I like family guy, batman the animated series etc
But anime is just horrible
>>68516694
does anyone have one of these autism things for the bears?
>>68516696
Use this image
>>68516438
>patsies
>4-12 belly gets fired
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>starcraft 2
>crashing this plane
>birds chirping.... holy shit is it morning already
>>68516697
Nah, just want to start a sport debate when I do it. Isn't that the reason to be here?
>>68516703
But I miss Chuck and this isn't exactly a cheery subject.
>>68516707
>sport a debate
>post delusion
>>68516680
Skyrim is amazing, and ive been modding it for a bit now, but dead space 2 was such a solid fucking game, and left 4 dead 2 is fun as balls online with some of the special servers I play on.
>>68516694
>chargers
??
>>68516707
OK then
>Luck
>Robinson
>#1 offense
Nah
>Mike Adams leads in INT
Peters and Nelson with 8
>Vontae
Maybe
>Grigson
>T.Y. and Moncrief
>TOP anything
>luck CPOTY
Maybe
>MVP
no way
>wanting Jacoby Jones
>Gore
He's done though ;-;
>Dorsett
Thought he was cut
>Luck leading in anything
>12-4
Off a mediocre division
>>68516203
Browns won't have less wins than last year.
>>68516707
You're confusing argument with debate, they are two very different things
>>68516679
HOLD ON
*shoots hockey puck*
HOLD ON EH
*drizzles syrup*
HOLD ON
*waits 10 years for chemo*
SO YOU ARE SAYING
*asks pronouns*
YOU ARE SAYING
*doesn't qualify for NHL playoffs*
SORRY
*visits the beer store*
YOU ARE SAYING
*extracts milk from bag*
WE
*buys car in Vermont*
WERE
*attempts to shitpost*
LEAFS AND SHIT
>>68516646
Who else ready for a great se/a/son here?
>>68515978
>NFC West "rivalries"
>>68516500
What's wrong with avatar?
>>68516627
Yes, DS2 < DS, but L4D2 is the fucking GOAT zombie game.
>>68516776
I've always wondered what it's like to have actual division rivals that can challenge you.
>>68516654
He's good, but not sure how much CJ2K will eat into his production, and that OL still seems shaky to me.
>>68516726
Which are you, the Lionsfag or the Patsfag?
>>68516732
Always lose to them.
>>68516736
Much better. Luck will be in his 2014 form. From what I can tell, Robinson is a good corner. Yes and yes, they've done it before. Vontae can finally cover his own guy instead of helping others. Gore is great, best addition. TY & Moncrief is another Brown and Bryant without the weed.
Dorsett could be a big fucking usage if he could get the space and his catching skills better. The Colts have probably the fastest team in the nfl.
>>68516680
>I think Arizonas line is just really good
I forgot they added Mathis, but I'm not sure they'll be good enough to skew things that much.
>>68516694
>Pat Robinson
Every fucking time.
>>68516817
>Which are you, the Lionsfag or the Patsfag?
Suffer not the Canadian to live
>>68516255
Still salty about the super bowl?
>>68516792
nothing really it's just not an anime
>>68516696
>implying there is anyplace worse than Vegas
Forget the impact on the franchise, if the casinos get their fingernails in the League its game ogre.
>>68516837
Shut up cuck
>>68516772
kek
>>68516853
IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR, BEGONE FROM THIS THREAD
>>68516868
Old Gay BTFO yet again with stale memes
>>68516419
Ryan Leaf?
>>68516879
Close, but no ciggie
>>68516585
But I like my meme stats.
>>68516895
>Baltimore
>>68516870
Do you not get what "btfo" means?
>>68516585
What kind of autistic response is that? You tripfags are cancer.
>>68516438
>Cardinals
>14-2
>Kill La Kill
>Halo 2
>End of Watch
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWfLQRtKTSo
>>68516905
No I don't
>>68516921
You forgot to call me a cuck
>>68516904
7-2
>>68516438
>Packers
>11-5
>YYH
>SF64
>Spirited Away
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJ_Tw0w3lLA
>>68516945
37-33
>>68516953
52-20
>>68516966
>>68516950
Sneak is a Packers fan wtf I thought he hated the Packers??
>>68516979
He is, and he does
>>68516989
>>68516438
>Stoolers
>13-3
>Dragon Ball Z
>Max Payne
>The Big Lebowski/Pulp Fiction
>Vince Staples-Señorita
>>68516976
>>68516991
hold onto that 4 point win for the rest of your life
it wont undo 2000
>>68516979
imo sneak is a professional shitposting Jags fan with the guise of a Packers fan to produce permanent confusion
>>68516953
>>68516976
>>68516991
>that's all he has against the Ravens
>>68517002
Hold on to the past, you can't change the present
>>68517012
how many garbage time TD's can we expect from Derek Carr this season?
>>68517008
>>68517002
Thanks for those (You)s
>>68517026
God Joe Flacco is ugly as fuck
>>68517059
That's the gayest thing I've ever read. Joe Flacco is sexy as fuck
>>68517067
>One man calling another man Sexy
This meme writes itself!
>>68517002
imo sneak is an attention-whoring packers bandwagoner who was killed in a shooting at a nightclub in Orlando, Florida on June 12, 2016, whose trip has since been taken over by ISIS's digital media team
>>68517071
I see the art of sarcasm isn't lost on you carrmageddon
>>68517067
>Joe Flacco is sexy as fuck
I refuse to believe someone is this autistic
>>68517092
Its not sarcasm when you try it m8
>>68517071
>Takes everything literally
Yep Carrmageddon is a woman
>>68517105
Put your trip back on TLOF
>>68517102
I meant satire not sarcasm
>>68517110
You lose, thanks for playing
1. Cam Newton
2. Tyrod Taylor
3. Robert Griffin III
4. Brett Hundley
5. Russell Wilson
6. Jameis Winston
7. Geno Smith
8. Teddy Bridgewater
9. Dak Prescott
10. Colin Kaepernick
>>68517129
Cuck jokes in 3..2..1..
>>68517113
Now I know how the raiders feel, I don't like it
>>68517129
>cancucks
>>68517142
nothing get's by this guy
>>68517147
I'm sure all raiders fans feel ecstatic after this season and off-season
>>68517129
>no Blake Bortles or Garrett Gilbert
confirmed for BLACKED
>>68516438
>your team
Seahawks
>your predicted record for this season
11-5
>your favorite anime
Cowboy Bebop
>your favorite video game
Age of Empires 2
>your favorite movie
Boondog Saints
>what you're listening to right now
https://youtu.be/dW6RXTjm4iA
>>68517155
55s
-
1
1
>>68517162
>have losing season
>be excited about it
>>68516666
I recognize your quads, and your racism, and your butthurt.
>>68517173
Way better than 3-13 lel, also TYCRMK
>>68516776
>Los Angeles
>San Francisco
>Seattle
>Racists in the desert
Gonna be the best year ever, I tell you what.
>>68517191
Five-Eleven
>>68517171
>>68517250
you're like a broken shitposting record
>>68517258
No one else did it, so I took it
>>68517272
That's what I said about your anal virginity
>>68517302
I do not have an ass, years of losses have eroded it away
>>68517309
That and penises entering your butt lol
>>68517330
These acts are not allowed in the Christian faith
Man that tripfag is hard headed, someone sign him
>>68517349
Truly a great rivalry
>>68517386
looks like they got the better of you, all you did was post "muh 5-11" fifty times
>>68517386
>memes
youre god damn right. Can I get the link?
>>68517414
its really early in the morning and im retarded
>>68517407
>you
I'm not a fan of these teams
>>68517386
>2 bans
Does /sp/ even have a mod any more. I've done some pretty ban worthy shit but nothing. In fact last time I got banned was for posting a pic of the janitor asking /tg/ to stat me
>>68517450
I'm not sure
>>68517129
>>68517450
Kek
You now remember this guy
>>68517450
>In fact last time I got banned was for posting a pic of the janitor asking /tg/ to stat me
*farts*
Safety
>>68516438
>Stoolers
>10-6, loses to Ravens twice, Bungles and Browns once two to inferior teams and one to a superior.
>Katanagatari
>Ghost Trick
>Paprika
>Aesop Rock - Dorks
>post ur pups m8s
sports
>>68522888
>sports
You're objectively wrong, friendo
>>68524702
>objectively
Ha! Wrong
>>68525186
>this guy thinks sports arent not wrong
shiggy diggy