BOS:Quad tightness sidelines Chris Young in win
TOR:Tulowitzki (quad) to begin rehab games Thu.
WAS:Werth hits walkoff RBI single to down Cubs
PIT:Marte exits after one-bounce liner hits face
SF:Johnny Cueto strikes out nine in blowout win
LAA:Andrelton Simmons activated off disabled list
LA:Kershaw flummoxes D'Backs for 11 strikeouts
COL:Arenado homers, drives in three vs. Yankees
NYM:Lagares a late scratch due to thumb injury
KC:Royals designate Omar Infante for assignment
CWS:White Sox request waivers to release Rollins
SEA:Walker (foot) expects to make his next start
Royals
Mets offense did a thing
3rd for Red Sox
>not ICHIRO edition
>>68514315
do you just sit on your computer just to be the first reply with this faggot?
Thread Poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/10496875
Who /sweep/ here?
>>68514341
>Dogero
awesome
>>68514341
This. Fucks wrong with you?
>>68514375
I don't know that feel much.
t. Barves fan
>>68514383
:3
>>68514394
Sorry famm :/
Better luck next year
>>68514375
>6 games up in june
feels good man
>>68514385
>>68514341
>not making the thread
>complains about the thread
pick dos
>>68514366
Ichiro has the most hits in the history of professional baseball, not to mention the single-season hits record in the "toughest" professional league. Ergo, he is the hits king.
>>68514383
:33
>>68514413
Not time to get comfortable at all though
Still, feels good
>>68514418
not our fault a leaf stole the >500th is the new thread post
mariners PLS
>>68514366
old pete getting btfo
>Royals hot as fuck
You have 10 seconds to name a pitcher other than Chris Sale who has 11 wins in the League.
Oh wait.
>>68514448
Hey im an insider
Rangers trade former MVP and many year all-star Josh Hamilton for unproven talent Nolan Arenado
WHAT THE FUCK REEEEEEEEEEE
>>68514489
>Pitcher wins
>Praising meme stats
Filtered
>>68514366
>>68514470
>banned from pro baseball
>will never be reinstated
>will never make the Hall of Fame
>his one famous record is broken by a nip
Pete Rose might as well commit suicide, he has nothing to live for
>>68514514
let him has his fun, it's all the who's have
>the shitty of Chris Sale
LMAO
>>68514514
Salty Arrieta fan detected.
That being said, let the Sox have their moment, they'll be swimming below .500 by the ASB.
>>68514510
Kek
WHY IS THIS ALLOWED
>>68514505
>>68514505
>>68514525
>memes
>fun
He could have pointed to his FIP or WHIP. Why is pitcher wins losses even a thing?
>>68514546
WHIP is a meme
Are the Tigers the new Whos?
>>68514561
>Good manager
No
>>68514557
Fag detected
Who /divisionlead/ here?
>9 straight home wins
feels good man
>>68514579
>tfw meme magic
>>68514531
Are you retarded?
>Detoilet
Oh
>>68514538
WHEW lad
>>68514579
Keep that shit warm lil nigga
>>68514546
Would you want Sox fans posting pessimistically instead? Also yes, I'm fucking around for once.
Who bottom of the league here? I'm sad.
>>68514573
>Assmus
>Good
>>68514594
>Finally beat Mike Pelfrey
kek
>>68514590
"meme magic" doesn't exist
>>68514579
Still here desu
>>68514366
I'm sure if you count Derek Jeter's minor league and postseason hits, he has more than Ichiro. Someone wanted an excuse to celebrate this, so they made a completely baseless claim by saying it's the most hits in professional baseball history. That's just bullshit.
>>68514626
It exists in theory
Winyals
>>68514698
>his team doesn't have a top 5 pitcher in baseball
>leaf
>using a homo photo
typical
Maz's Weekly MLB Top 15 POWERRANKINGS
These rankings are based of my own numbers and calculations which you arent allowed to see
1. Cubs
2. Rangers
3. Nationals
4. Giants
5. Orioles
6. Redsox
7. Cardinals
8. Mariners
9. Mets
10. Indians
11. Dodgers
12. Pirates
13. Bluejays
14. Royals
15. Yankees
>tfw your team has the #1 pitcher in all of baseball
>>68514673
Dat pic of the house makin me kek
>>68514429
Why didn't you keep him M's?
>>68514785
good ranking
>>68514785
Will the Braves ever be on this list?
>>68514785
>Royals sweep Indians
>Indians still ahead of Royals
Time to use some new algorithms
>>68514823
Royals are fire and ice and the talking heads cannot handle the hot hot heat
>>68514823
Its week by week not daily
>>68514823
That's not how power rankings work.
Pete Rose wouldn't be any good in this era of pitching
Y/N ?
Real actual POWER rankings from a superstar power ranker and handsome guy:
1. Royals #1
2-30 who cares
These are facts
>>68514839
>Royals spend literally the entire week winning
>Indians spend half of the week losing to the Royals
>Indians ahead of Royals
Your system sucks m80
angels game thread where?
>>68514851
That's how weekly power rankings work
FREDDIE FREEMAN CYCLE
>>68514905
SOMETHING GOOD HAPPENED THIS YEAR YAY
ALSO POWER OF CYCLE MADE PITCHER BALK
>>68514870
>>68514871
This is why no one likes Roylels fags
>>68514871
>win 5 straight
>lose 8 straight
>win 5 straight
>streaky af
>negative run diff
Nah royals are fine where they are right now, behind the indians
>>68514870
>white sox occupy 2-30
Okay then.
>>68514870
He got a WS ring didn't he? If he's got a ring then why'd he have to go get that shitty tattoo?
>>68514930
>run differential
>>68514930
Look m800 I know you don't want to use a different method but it's very clear that your rankings are wrong so you have no other choice
>>68514930
Stop embarrassing yourself and admit you don't know what you're doing.
>>68514945
Look at his face. Please don't make fun of the mentally disabled.
>>68514945
You can take off a ring but you can't take off a tattoo. It's like I'm talking to a 7 year old
>>68514966
They are not wrong. You are just mad
>>68514941
Kek
>>68514950
t. team with shitty run differential
>>68514990
>mad
I'm trying to help you m8000 but you are too stubborn to see that your precious algorithm is trash
>>68514990
The rags are not better than the nats. So I didn't even bother to read the rest.
>>68514999
Not him, but run differential literally doesn't matter at all. Everybody knows this, even you
>>68515001
no m800000000 the royals are average team and until they stop being the definition of a streaky meme team they wont advance within the top 10
>>68515035
You don't even watch baseball, do you?
>whos winning
>their fans get less obnoxious
Isn't it usually the other way around?
>>68515035
I bet you think the Giants aren't a good team either lol
>>68515060
>less obnoxious
Well, to be fair, it was impossible for them to be any more obnoxious
When you're rock bottom you can only go up
>Extra innings
>Bases loaded
>0 outs
>0 (zero) runs
>>68515088
bro have you not watched the barves this year? that's basically expected.
>>68515035
Ok m9. You should at least start thinking about your new way of doing it tho. In time you will see the light
>>68515064
I have them as my 4 in my ranking
scoring more runs than you allow doesnt matter guy lol
>>68515088
>fleurs
>>68515088
Don't remind me.
>>68515112
My way is fine m9762 Those rankings were first posted on Sunday and they were 100% perfect that day. Maybe this upcoming Sunday Royals will be higher and indians lower :^)
>>68515088
>some how some way
>>68515146
:'-(
>MARINERS
>>68515139
>posting rankings on the sabbath
You will go to hell for this (and your bad algorithm)
>>68515146
Sorry for your loss.
FUCK OFF MONTY
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>walk off walk
>memeiners
What the hell happened to the Mariners
>walkoff walk
FUCK YOU SEAN BARBER FUCK YOU MIMO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
A LITERAL WALKOFF
WHY COULDNT YOU JUST SWING YOU FUCKING CUNT
>>68514579
>>68514629
Still holding on for now.
Thank You Based Off Day
>>68514713
>imitating Windians
Rude tbqh
>>68515204
Dude... no way he said that
>>68515220
>implying a Cleveland team should even have a "win" nickname
ichiro congratz
>>68514785
>tfw this reminds you of the daily HOT/COLD rankings anon two seasons ago
piece of shit Mariners
>>68515228
read filename
>>68515233
>incest 4 1/2 hours into watching the rays game
>incest 4 1/2 hours
>3 GAMES ABOVE ASTROS
what the fuck
>>68515253
That's the Mariners I know and love.
>>68515228
It's fictional satire
>>68515228
>The Onion
>>68515235
But you just add a W so it works
>>68515228
cmon son
>>68515261
So is your mother's love for you.
>>68515276
Yeah, probably
>>68515285
Shit got real
>>68515285
Wow, way to come to terms, you're set for a life in the middle class already.
JUST
it was fun to be hopeful for a while and enjoy good baseball. rip
Are the mariners white soxing? Or is philliesing more appropriate?
>>68515313
>the the angels angels of Ana home
>>68515313
How do the A's have a better shot at the playoffs than Analslime?
>>68515333
Crippling injuries to the Angels key players
Meanwhile the A's have no excuses.
>>68514475
Not really just got off a 8 game losing streak 5 wins is nothing until you get 10
>twisn
>>68514579
>Mfw you have no division lead
You're tied you dumb cuck
>>68515285
Are any other Royals fans concerned that Omar's release will ruin our last two Royals commercials? I really enjoyed the companionship him and Danny displayed and was hoping that their relationship would go further.
>>68515365
Mad about royals?
>Clayton Kershaw has never started an All-Star game
>>68515368
Didn't mean to quote, on mobile... weird shit happens when on mobile.
>>68515375
No I'm just stating a fact
>>68515375
>Mad I don't know math?
>>68515381
Good meme
>Mfw he started last year
>>68515391
o baby u r mad
>>68515410
>implying stating a fact is mad
I'm getting mad because you are a cancerous bandwagon fan
>>68515410
We should be more concerned about the progressing stories in our commercials being down an integral character.
fucking sean barber
>>68515418
Just relax and accept that the royals are better than you
>>68515410
Dude, just stop responding, the more you respond the more he's just gonna say "u mad". Royals fan here just trying to help you out.
>S-so we aren't all bad.
>>68515425
That green triangle middle-high is atrocious. Fireable offense 2bh
>>68515410
>Mfw your entire lineup consists of spics
BUILD
A
WALL
>>68515426
>swept in a 4 game series by the Indians
>swept by analslime
shitcongo fans are so gay and cucked they don't deserve wins
>>68515437
wow u r so mad rn
>sonny gay
>>68515425
ROBOT UMPS
>>68515420
Based Whit and his merry gang of AAA friends will be getting the new commercials
>>68515437
Embrace the funposting you autist
>>68515469
He put his hands up as if to say well what the fuck? Fuck this ump.
>>68515460
I'm upset about Infante is all, I know he sucks but his lines cut so deep in those commercials.
>"Woah" -Omar after being awed sexually by Esky's magical prowess.
>that feel when you know he won't stand shoulder to shoulder with Danny watching the Cards come in.
>>68515477
Yeah but who will Danny befriend next? Not all players are ok with bears wearing man suits, joel.
>>68515450
>being this mad
Keking at ur life tbqh
>>68515469
That actually was a ball though
>>68515455
Stop bullying
Who /teambacktobeingshit/ here?
>>68515503
I appreciate your dedication to the royals commercials. It's the first time they've spent money making royals commercials in years
Oh great, Royals """"fans"""" coming out of hiding. Where were you all when you were getting swept?
>>68515509
Do you think it would be ok to just pay Omar the rest of his cash now so he can continue his blossoming love story, Danny be watching him thru them binocs, you know it.
>>68515520
My team never stopped being shit.
why aren't you voting ichiro for the all star game?
>>68515527
Then at least your team never gave you hope.
>>68515525
Mourning the death of the greatest to ever live
>>68515525
Shitposting in other teams threads or watching our commercials in order to find the hidden easter eggs Ned so cleverly placed in the background.
>>68515528
Because it's the all-star game, not the all-retirement party
>>68515524
I'm aware and I don't want this ride to stop, how long till Danny dons his bear suit, do you think he wears it when him and Omar are having mutually dominant sex?
>>68515547
Then why did Jeter get in?
>>68515558
Cause jew York fans are cancer.
>>68515538
That's not Omar Infante and he died today.
>>68515558
I'm just telling you why I didn't vote for him. I didn't vote for Jeter either.
>>68515513
He's a salty little bitch. Let him vent. He's pissing into an ocean of piss.
>>68515520
we'll get through it m's bro
>twins
>>68515558
Because MLB rigs the voting. See Infante getting hosed last year
>>68515455
Salty as fuck lmao. Detoilet BTFO like every other day
>>68515583
I'll continue to watch but I've given up on them reaching the playoffs. Maybe dipoto and servais have something in motion for next year
>>68515538
>>68515543
Buncha fakeass frontrunning fuckbois, that's all you is
>>68515455
You don't even deserve to live considering what a shithole you come from.
>>68515585
I'd like to see Infante ride Duffy's hose, know what I mean?
>>68515598
Why are you so mad?
>>68515598
You detoilet fags are so mad right now
>>68515566
Jeter had decent numbers going into the All-Star break though.
Cal Ripken had much worse numbers going into the All-star game of his retirement year
>>68515607
He don't have a Danny Duffy to love.
If the Barves fuck this up again...
BRAVES HAVE BASES LOADED 0 OUTS AGAIN
CURRENTLY 0/2
>>68515609
Just bullshitting. Any fan is better than royals fans and what they did to the ASG.
they did it
>>68515607
Why are you so bandwagon?
>>68515608
Fuck Detoilet
Kek they actually won
THANK FUCKING GOD
BARVES WIN
>>68515631
>any fan is better than the fans that actually vote
Mad?
congrats on the W, barves fans. you only got about 35 of them left this season
FUCK YEAH BRAVES
>>68515650
Sure maybe if they voted for people who deserved to be there.
Yay. I'm happy.
>>68515622
>>68515627
BRAVES WIN
BRAVES WIN
THEEEEEEEEE BRAVES
WIN
>>68515645
>>68515646
>>68515658
>>68515660
>not tanking for draft position
>>68515667
Missed trips by one sadly
>>68515650
Ok, why is Dyson in the front? I love all the Royals, but really? I mean, come on man...
>>68515666
If it were about who deserved to be there then voting wouldn't decide who was there.
>>68515678
>tanking in the MLB
does this actually work?
>>68515693
look at the stros. they may not be doing well right now but they have a lot of talent and a loaded farm
>>68515690
He got there first. THAT WHAT SPEED DO
>>68515692
That's the kind of logic I'd expect from a meth head shitsouri resident 2bh
>>68515693
Hell, doesn't hurt to try, they're in rebuild mode anyhow, they're not looking to keep most of their players or so I hear.
>>68515693
Worked for the Astros for one season at least.
>>68515693
as long as you've got the right people in the front office
>>68515700
I hope the Astros get up there, they're a really talented team, I like Altuve and Gattis, the young talent isn't bad either.
>>68515702
>tfw I'm none of those
>tfw I'm better than you
Fan voting is cancer, plain and simple. Meme team of the year gets all the votes, while elite players on bad teams get ignored because the fanbase is apathetic from watching decades of losing
>>68515690
Jarrod Dyson is a beautiful man, a beautiful human being. He's made of lightning and deserves to be first in all things, all the time.
>Alfredo Simon is 2-7 with a 9.45 ERA
>14 home runs given up in 52 innings
>Is still in the majors
>Is making 2 million dollars
I'll never understand in sports how some people can be so inept and completely incompetent at their one job and still reap so much reward.
Just how?
>>68515720
He tore up that fucking dance floor
>>68515730
go to bed donald
>>68515702
Dude, I'm from Missouri and that logic was fucked, so please don't. But then again I enjoy Dancing with the Stars, I consider it my favorite sport alongside baseball. That fucking Bruno, dude gets me.
>>68515728
Please visit the doctor and have your butt checked for butt hurt.
>>68515714
Astros are the better comparison because Cubs can add way more through free agency than the Braves could.
>>68515730
I would rather them all have just cuddled Morales' supple curves.
>>68515745
>admitting to sucking cock on the reg
Gays not welcome
But the women professional dancers on that show are hot af
Name something more arbitrary and meme tier than hitting for the cycle
>>68515730
First one to inseminate your wife?
>>68515731
It's best not to think about it
>>68515771
No hitter alerts when it's only the 5th inning
>>68515771
No hitters
Dingers
Double plays
>>68515771
its fun because its arbitrary and memey. its a game, anon. its supposed to be FUN
>>68515776
I've never had sex.
>>68515758
Morales brings a good amount of thiccness but Perez has that juicy thicc that don't quit and he's MVP
Most Voluptious Posterior
>>68515765
>People have moved on to arguing over transgenders using the same bathroom as them
>You're still afraid of gays
Hey man.
>>68515797
CURRENT YEAR
U
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>>68515745
>>68515792
>Kansass Shitty Gayals
>>68515809
Your team is guaranteed to be gayer than the royals
>>68515783
Please stop posting
>>68515771
When they show a player's stats on t.v. And mention that he has a 4 game hitting streak
>>68515809
That wasn't very clever, and certainly is far from fabulous.
>>68515731
Don't forget Panda.
>>68515797
If you help us fight the xes and the xirs then you can evolve from your second class citizenry
Can the roylels go back to sucking so these fairweather shitposters can fuck off already
>>68515792
>Abstaining from sex til marriage
>proud
You go girl
I wasn't aware that's what his MVP award was, I thought it was Most Vigorous Puppy-Latino, Cuthler Chesburt gonna get that one this year with that cute ass smile.
>>68515832
o baby boy you have got some kinda butted hurtedness about you my boy
>>68515817
>tells me to stop posting when he's really just jealous he didn't come up with it first
Pathetic
>>68515839
>implying he has willingly abstained from sex
Toppest of keks
>>68515839
Just a beautiful team all around. Sexiest team in baseball, and also the best team too.
>>68515832
>Shitposting
We're just all gay, why are you guys mad? Geez, go fight some gender fluids.
>>68515771
Any "championship" in where the best pitcher wasn't present. Or just rings in General
>>68515854
He wouldn't have admitted to it if it wasn't by choice. Pretty easy to figure that one out, simple if you know how.
>>68515867
>no trip
phew I almost took the bait
>>68515841
No, those were just terrible answers and nowhere near as memey as the cycle
>>68515867
I DETERMINE THE WORLD SERIES WINNERS USING STATISTICS UNDER CONDITIONS I DEEM FAIR.
I DON'T SHARE THOSE THO
>>68515860
I think we can all agree on the former, show me a sexier team, I dare ya.
>>68515893
>he actually believes this
