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Bjpenn.com
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>>68512035
FAGGOT OP BTFO
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>>68512035
Autist OP will never recover
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AUTISTIC AMERICAN OP ON SUICIDE WATCH
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artem
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>>68512048
go here
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why does he keep ducking everybody? what's he afraid of?
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>>68512071
fuck off retard
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Is the McGregor meme over?
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>>68512071
heem yourself into an early grave
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>>68512035


Upcoming events:

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Previous thread: >>68493123

News:

>Hendo wants Bisping rematch
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/dan-henderson-vs-michael-bisping-2-hendo-says-rematch-would-be-fitting-career-finale

>Anthony Pettis faces Charles Oliveira at UFC on Fox 21
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/15/11948068/anthony-pettis-faces-charles-oliveira-in-featherweight-debut-at-ufc

>Will Brooks signs with UFC, meets Ross Pearson at TUF 23 Finale
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/will-brooks-signs-with-ufc-meets-ross-pearson-at-the-ultimate-fighter-23-finale

>My secondary MW boy Alessio Di Chirico gets another fight
https://twitter.com/mma_kings/status/743173930110816256
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Why was the last thread even heem'd?
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>>68512109
muh bump limit
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>>68512109
Autismo made it like 30 posts early
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>>68512123
a thread was made in the thread before the last one that one was also made 30 posts early and the hotpocket didn't care
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so guys what are the chances we see Thompson challenging for a title? Let's say it all works out and Lawler retains his title against Woodley, do you think Wonderboy has a good shot against him?
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>>68512154
Relax
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eInCprYgxpY

Bob Sapp is so mandramatic, can't blame him though, it got a dildo modeled after him in Japan
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>>68512123
By the time modcuck deleted it, the old thread was already at the limit. Why is /heem/ so heavily police?
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>>68512187

autist op deserves to be kept in check
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>>68512208
>Kept in check
>He makes a new thread 30 seconds later

Just ban him instead of inconveniencing the general.
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>>68512187
it's not really, this happens like once every few months then dies down for a while
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picks guy where?
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>>68512221
this, he should be perma banned for being an uncreative faggot
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be careful /heem/
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be VERY careful
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do you guys have every thread here on ignore except this one? not even hating this thread just looks like an oddity
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>>68512286
As
Real
As
It
Gets
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How can straight women eve compete?
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>>68512286
I'm sort of confused, I just got home from work to fire up some /heem/ with my fellow fightfans and everyone is mad about janitors and OPs
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>>68512303
The autist who makes them 30 posts early got his deleted and everyone moved to this one
Considering how he reacted that one time people used a shitty thread over his because of some memes in the OP he's probably shitting his pants right now
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>>68512303
shut the fuck up you whining pathetic bitch piece of shit
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It's already too late heem

you should've been more careful
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>>68512320
>>68512303
>Adan talking to himself
Eat something
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>>68512301
>her logo is literally the shocker
based Firecrotch Dyke, kills women and fucks them too
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>>68512343
I'm guessing wrestling/jitz is great for the bedroom. She would probably death by snoo snoo my me.
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>>68512340
If I wanted to insult myself I would've said something funny. I have no idea why that guy is shitting himself in anger

I'm also eating right now so I got that covered.
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Not tonight jon
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>>68512382
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>>68512325
Woah! Who is this ugly chuck?
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What did he mean by this?
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>>68512391
Why did they let her corrupt him ._.
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>>68512410

he misses that wheaties money
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>"What the fuck do you mean you can't get it up, Jon?!"
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>>68512382
her midget legs are kinda my fetish
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>>68512382
will you please shut the fuck up
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>>68512610
>"Daniel! what are you doing in my room with that camera?!"
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>>68512610
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Aldo = Shook
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/15/11948712/jose-aldo-responds-to-frankie-edgar-s-criticism-f-k-him
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>>68512158
>so guys what are the chances we see Thompson challenging for a title?
100%

>do you think Wonderboy has a good shot against him?
100%
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>>68512391
i'd rather do Sage desu and i'm not even gay
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damn the ufc site is a fucking joke

hope the chinese bring some professionalism to this shit
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>>68512680
thanks
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>>68512657
>young man you need to get in closer to reach that dick. Let me show you how I managed to reach jon's dick
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>>68512107
i'm done lads, check the responses to the OP if you want to see all this stuff in the future
i can work around shitposters, but not hotpockets
good job other OPs, you won
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Reminder that this LITERALLY happened
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>>68512745

Good

No one ever asked you to man every thread you fucking autist
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>tfw your prime minister makes out with another dude to combat terrorism
will leafs ever recover?
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>>68512695
so how do you see Wonderboy beating Lawler? I can see him keeping him away using his range and clinching a decision. I dont know about a knockout though. That being said I didn't think I would see him put away Hendricks either.
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>Pettis going to 145

What a fucking bitch

RDA ruined him
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>>68512286
Not sure what you mean, elaborate a bit lad
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>>68512680
Thanks
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>>68512745
I'll always appreciate the effort you put in with new threads.
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>>68512770
>(gay)?
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>>68512779
>>68512158

Rory is going to pressure Wonderboy more than anyone, he has better striking and better use of range than any of Wonderboy's opponents and you're going to see Wonderboy moving backwards constantly and then getting taken down
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what does heem mean
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>>68512817
Here
Everyone
Enjoys
Memes
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>>68512786
But he's off the gas now. This is his natural weight class.
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>>68512837
me too thanks
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>>68512745
What?

Don't be done bro, I need you based Amerilad coming through with the news and heems
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>>68512779
>so how do you see Wonderboy beating Lawler?
The same way he beat Hendricks, just extended
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>>68512837
damn I've never seen that angle before, that was beautiful.
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>>68512748
still makes me kek
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>>68512779
Uh, by shattering his jaw in the first 2 minutes.
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>>68512864
there are usually like 3-5 responses to the OP at most, just look through them
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>>68512812
>he has better striking and better use of range than any of Wonderboy's opponents
The opposite is also true. If Rory can get his back to the cage, you still have to remember Thompson has knocked people out from there.
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>>68512748
that whole card was just fantastic
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Is Eddie Bravo a meme? You'd think he'd have contributed more to BJJ in MMA if he was legit.
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>>68512748
I literally collapsed in near orgasmic joy when that happened. Based left hook Larry.
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>>68512947
Bravo is the only person in the JRE camp who is good at his job.
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>>68512794
>>68512736
what was it
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>>68512999
Full body female sugaring? No clue what it is. Not clicking.
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>>68512929

You're probably right in that Wonderboy is probably the most dangerous opponent Rory has faced, I just feel like Rory is the exact kind of fighter than a karate striker like Wonderboy has problems with.

The threat of the takedown is obviously always there, Wonderboy knows he needs to stay away from the cage and off of the mat, but Rory moves forward and stays very close to his opponents. Wonderboy wants to stay at maximum range, I just don't see Rory moving backwards.

If the threat of the takedown is there and Rory moves into the pocket and throws like he always does, Wonderboy won't really have time to get comfortable. Of course this is just my opinion bud.
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Rory is way overrated, he's going to get heemed.
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>>68513078
Rory is literally the opposite of overrated lol
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>>68513060
I don't disagree that Rory's wrestling is a giant threat. I just don't think we can predict if he'll be able to implement it. I thought Hendricks was the best fighter in the division and Thompson slumped him like he was nothing. Hard to root against him at this point.
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>>68512999
leak of the first embedded
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>>68513088
Ehh, he is a bit overrated. He's way too comfortable to coast when he has dudes backed against the cage. He's very timid even when he's controlling the fight.
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>>68513091
>I thought Hendricks was the best fighter in the division and Thompson slumped him like he was nothing

Did you honestly think that though?

When was the last time you saw Hendricks land a nasty takedown? He was always good at humping legs but the "threat of a takedown" wasn't always there, in my opinion.

His first fight vs Lawler is the only time I can even remember him employing his top game to be honest.

Now, I'm not saying I wasn't surprised when Wonderboy fucked him up, but I think I speak for everyone when I say that Hendricks was clearly not himself for that fight. He's taken far worse in the past and not wilted.

I agree that it's hard to root against Wonderboy, I love him too. He runs a karate gym with his dad and it's a family business, the dude's unreal. I just think Rory's style is the fucking kryptonite of a rangy karate striker.
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>>68513113
>He's very timid even when he's controlling the fight.
lol what have you been watching?

there's a big difference between calculated and timid bud
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Will the UFC cut Pettis when he loses against Oliveira?
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>>68513128
sorry for the super shitty formatting of this post boys
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>>68512748
It's not fair to say it's a glass chin from Rockhold. Bisping has power in his old age. Those shots were landed perfectly and would have dropped all but the chinniest chins.
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>>68513128
I wasn't saying anything about Hendricks' offensive wrestling. I'm saying imo he came close to beating GSP and did beat Lawler who I both consider better than Rory. Now styles do make fights, but Thompson looked on his way to becoming Silva against Hendricks. I would not want to be in the matrix with that guy.

>Hendricks was not himself for that fight
We just don't know at this point. That's why there are a lot of variables for this one. It's a pick 'em for me. I really don't believe you can predict this one.

>>68513144
Rory is one of my favorite fighters, but he definitely has let off the gas when he should have punched it. There's a time to be calculated and there's a time to go for the kill.
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>>68512947
on a meta level yeah, rubber guard is ok, mid tier at best, but the most used and most successful MMA guards are half and butterfly
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>>68513168
it's okay hon
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>>68513168
It's alright man, I know what it's like. You think you're breaking it up because there's a lot of text, but when it goes through it doesn't look that way at all and instead you have gaps every other sentence
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>>68513194
I wouldn't want to be in the matrix either, but you can't just stand in front of a karate striker and let him throw the kitchen sink at you. You have to get in his face and punch it. Rory is not going to stay outside of his own range and eat kicks, he's going to move forward and imo will almost certainly get the takedown.

I agree that it's very much a pick 'em fight, but I had a similar feeling when Rockhold fought Chris and when Conor fought Nate. Rory just does not have the kind of fighting style that Wonderboy thrives against, in my opinion. Rory isn't a great matchup for him.
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>>68513282
>you can't just stand in front of a karate striker and let him throw the kitchen sink at you.

Do you honestly think people are doing that by choice?
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>>68513168
Frankly I just can't see myself accepting your apology.
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>>68512097
I take it O'Haire was paid to take a dive? Because that's what it looks like.
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>>68513245
>>68513206
Yeah that's exactly what I did lol
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>>68513300
Well obviously not dude but there's a difference between standing at range and getting your shit kicked and moving forward and watching for kicks to pressure your opponent
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>>68513447
>tfw called it
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>>68513447
JDS looked so good against Rothwell
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if you're into our boy genova this is a must listen

http://www.ironmagazine.com/2016/international-iron-episode-31/
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GILL-A-TEEN
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GEE OH TEEM
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WELCOME TO THE SHOW
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THE TIME IS NOW
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>>68513736
Text needs to be bigger. Maybe just repeat rows of text.
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g-guys there's a TUF episode on right now isn't there
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>>68513853
yes
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>>68513749
needs to be wider, with bigger text
yellow background with red text seems to work better than vice versa
i'll try having the text take up the whole picture
thanks for the feedback lad
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i want to marry claudia

no

i need to marry claudia
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how's tuf going lads
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>>68514001
claudia is being cute as usual

other than that no news
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>>68514048
thanks for the update
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anybody wanna take a bet? if rory beats wonderboy i'll livestream me eating a hat
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american """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""ads"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
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>>68512441
kek
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>>68514102
Are you going to microwave it or use any sauce?
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Just wanna let all you faggots know i can and will heem all of you any time, any place. Especially one of those pussy ass schaub posters, pic related
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>>68512085

everybody ducking vitor
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i guess that round went to yoder
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That was the worst round in the history of TUF
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>>68514234
>he wasn't looking at the bunda the whole time
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round goes to Yoder by virtue of being the more attractive contestant, because by every other measure that round was retarded
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>>68514254
yoder was in control on the ground, went to her pretty clearly
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YOU TOO CAN KEEP UP WITH YOUR WORLD LIKE RONDA
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this fight is kimbo-dada tier in its striking technique
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>>68514265
sorry I was just looking at the upside down lady's bunda the whole time
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Lads what are you all watchin?
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>>68514335
tuf episode
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>>68514295
kek it's true

>>68514335
TUF
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Yoder 20-18
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>>68514345
>>68514350
Proper
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>ugly girl wins
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me, guys
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the fuck was that decision
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>team claudia is 7-1

eyyyyy
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>Team lead by Brazilian girl is 7-1
meme magic strikes again
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>>68514437
>girl
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>>68512316
>that """""""""""one"""""""""""" time
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Did team JJ get their first win today?
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>>68514478
That was last week. They got robbed tonight.
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>>68512035

What is the black woman/interviewer's credentials? Is she a former fighter?
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>>68514565
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karyn_Bryant

Very few
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>>68514566
>hey herb my mouth piece fell out
>ok let me put it back in
>silva knees him in the face

huehuehuehuehuehuehue
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>>68514565
Karyn "Yeah the UFC pays me to be relentlessly positive about the UFC but hey I got kids to feed you idiots this journalism shit don't pay" Bryant is a joke.
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It's kind of weird we put qualifiers on mixed martial artists like "he's got some of the BJJ in the sport" when really sport BJJ guys should be saying "we've got the best jitz that isn't specifically designed for the real world".
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>>68512035

Is the TUF episode over? Or is TUF talk part of it
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>>68514656
will use lad, thanks
>tfw shit at ms paint
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>>68514566
cheeky anderson there
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>>68514679
Better quality.
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>>68514656
A lot of martial arts technique is rendered useless when actual killing is possible, doesnt make people less skilled.
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Hey bullies,
My name is Brendon, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass mma pictures. You are FOR SURE everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level 100 percent. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on sherdog or r/mma.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, knocked out mirko cro cop, and a t-shirt mogul. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to half-naked men practicing '''''''''''jiu-jitsu''''''''''''''' ”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash my man). You are all faggots who should just "heem" yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s a selfie I took
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>>68514706
UFC is a simulated death match bro
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DOES MY BOY

RORY MACDONALD

HAVE A CHANCE TO BEAT STEPHEN THOMPSON?

HE IS

MY

BOY!
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>>68514723
I think you'd be surprised.
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>>68514723
HEEEYYYYY MOTHERFUCKER
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Bisping-Henderson will legit set this sport back 5 years.
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>>68512417
BLACKED
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>>68514723
Don't besmirch the saint Brendan Schaub's name like that. He is a good and kind boy.
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>>68514788
shut it bisping
don't be scared homie
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>>68514788
Agreed but you're fucking crazy if you say you don't wanna see it.

If Hendo wins, he can retire champ. If Bisping wins he can keep having title fights and being the underdog. Even if he loses to whoever is in line after Hendo I'd say it's a fucking awesome story. Bisping winning is like one of those shitty lifetime achievement awards except, you know, he beat the fucking middleweight champ to get it.

So glad 2016 has been so great compared to the injury riddled 2013-2015. Great time to be a fight fan.
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>>68514566
wtf was up with him celebrating? Bisping wasn't even close to being out and Silva must have know it.
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>>68514962
>>68514985

Bisping is actively campaigning for the worst opponent and the easiest fight. Hendo hasn't won two fights in a row since (too lazy to check Sherdog). Bisping only got his shot because of a freak injury in the first place. If I was Jacare, or a Brazillian in general as of late, I'd be pissed.
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>>68515027
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Alright fuckers time to see who the fuck is who. Post your favorite pre-2005 fighter. No wack ass meme fighters allowed.

>Muh Randy
>Muh Fedor
>Muh Chuck
>Muh Cro Cop

Pic related. Need a lanky BJJ expert to lose spectacularly in PRIDE? Look no further faggots.
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>>68515120
>Pre-2005
I was in 4th grade. How old are you faggots?
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>>68515158
Most /heem/ers are mid to late 20s.
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>>68515058
Legitimate competition in UFC was thrown out the window when Brock showed up at the very earliest. I mean.... look at the middleweight title picture compared to the UFC's own rankings. Legitimate contenders have every reason to be pissed but I don't care. I watched Hendo blow the fuck out of Bisping live way back when and would love to see a rematch regardless of the result. It's a crazy fucking timeline and honestly, UFC has been about entertainment over legitimacy for a good while now (remember when that mick fuck was gonna challenge for the lightweight belt?).
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>>68515120
I was young and didn't knew about MMA but the older guys were always talking about big nog and little nog.
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>>68515198

nigs and nogs man

good times
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>>68515158
>>68515198
So do you all just not watch older fights? I have every PRIDE event and just may upload a private torrent for you cunts to get educated. Every K1 GP too.....

Fuck reading about history you can literally watch it.
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>>68515120
Igor Vovchanchyn, without a doubt
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>>68515120
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>>68515196
very few people will watch MMA for the fighting only, entertainment is needed to keep the company going... I mean, how many non-brits will actually stop and spend 60 bucks to watch jacare vs bisping?
Not even brazilians care about jacare or even know his name
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>>68514518
wow, they sure did

how the hell did kate win round 1
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>>68515226
i dont think mma(or any other sport) is fun to watch when you already know the result and doesn't really care about whos doing it
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When is the next card?
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>>68512817

Don't know if this is true, but some anon said it has to do with guys on worldstarhiphop saying "heem sleepy" after a guy gets knocked out on some video

thats the closest thing I've come to an explanation
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>>68515264
The UFC.tv site has countdown timers
http://www.ufc.tv/video/efn-saint-petersburg-3
http://www.ufc.tv/video/ufc-ottawa-2016-fight-pass-prelims
http://www.ufc.tv/video/vale-tudo-japan-1
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>>68515260
Fucking what the fuck. I knew before I even started watching PRIDE that Fedor wasn't gonna lose but it was still awesome watching him get his shit split by Big Nog and get his dome cracked by Kevin Randleman. It's a bit of a stretch but it's kinda like watching a movie over again.

>>68515265
I wanna give you shit for being this new but.... God damn I have been on 4Chan too long.
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>>68515265
>>68515196
whats hendo have to say about this? i'm sure he would be thrilled lol can you imagine if he becomes the middle weight champ?
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We need an HD webm remake of this.

>>68515195
I'm 22 and I was in 4th grade prior to 2005.

>>68515226
I can only assume he meant fighters you were watching at the time m8. I have Fight Pass, but a K-1 torrent would be nice. I'd seed.

>>68515196
You have to balance entertainment with sport to be solvent. That's just a reality. Fighters like Brock and McGregor were actually good. Hendo has been on the decline for years. This would be worse than either of those.
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>>68515294
Hendo wants the fight. Best case scenario he wins and retires. Worst case scenario he gets BTFO in the first round and tries to come back and retire on a victory. Would not be mad at either outcome desu familam.
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>>68515299
>he doesn't think hendo finally capturing the UFC title knocking out bisping on his last fight would be the biggest moment in the history of the sport

what a goof
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>>68515158
I was 15.
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>>68515312
>>68515312
yeah i think it could be a fun fight
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Gabi Garcia
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Anybody want me to do more Fighter and the Kid 3D webms? Only the first episode had a lot of quality clips. Might streamable the outtakes if anybody is interested.
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>>68515299
Just realized I don't have the 2009 semi finals. Downloading them rn and will make the torrent maybe next thread.
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>>68515358
Fedor Emelianenko
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absolute madwoman
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>>68515358
Fucking guacala

>>68515370
Why the fuck would you make webms from a podcast when the thread you're posting in is about a sport where motherfuckers get their brains literally disconnected from their bodies?

I will PayPal 5 Ameribucks to anyone who makes a webm of every Igor Vovchanchyn KO from PRIDE.
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>>68515370
It's a TV show m8.
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Can kenflo be a meme?
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>>68515399
tysonesque i like it
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>>68515195
I sincerely doubt that
If you're in your mid twenties and still spamming DC and Schuab memes, you're a pathetic person desu
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>>68515058
Wouldn't you want to fight the guy who shadow realmed you in a previous fight?

Hendo still has power, people thought Luke would walk over Bisping but look what happened there, I don't think the fight would be all that clear cut. Besides, Dana makes the final decision and Bisping is unlikely to turn anything down.
The lad accepted his first and likely last shot at the title on 2 weeks notice
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>>68515532
post your tv
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>>68515559
post your wristwatch
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What would your catchphrase be if you were a referee?
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Which female fighter is likely to have to best looking vagina? I have a feeling that Holly's would look like someone blew up a deli store.
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>>68515640
>Which female fighter is likely to have to best looking vagina?

Absolutely unequivocally Rose.
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a nigger tried to heem me lads, fuck im pissed right now that pussy ran away when i didnt drop
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>>68515640

Probably bethe. Her whole downstairs area is probably beautiful tbqhwyf
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>>68515663
>Rose
pat barry destroyed that when she was 15
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>>68515630

ZIP IT AND FLIP IT
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>>68515684
>>68515663

Also, Pat Barry is black.
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>>68515672

Was it your girlfriend's son's father? What happened lad
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>>68515544
Agreed. Nevermind the fact that Hendo hasn't been expected to win any of his fights since about the time he lost to Jake Shields in 2010. He hasn't taken a step down in competition either. Every time his fights are announced it's a pray for Dan Henderson moment.
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>>68515120
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>>68515640
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>post yfw schaub pulls out of heem 1
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>>68515780
sucks being a virgin haha
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>>68515813
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>>68515780
>it's a brazilian ""female"" fighter that looks like a man episode
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>>68515874
Shit, meant to say goodnight /heem/
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>>68515903

Night buddeh
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>>68515938
>me on the right
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Is will Brooks gonna make an impact in the ufc or will he go 3-3 and fight prelims?
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>>68515938
>the roided dude actually contains himself and doesn't hit the fatty again after noticing he was koed
what a nice human being
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>>68512268
i'm always careful around muzzies. never know what might detonate them
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>le disappear in big fight man

Who is it, /heem/?

Prior, it definitely had to be Bisping. But for now...
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>>68516146
nick diaz
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>>68516146
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Baron of manlets Edgar is about to become the fucking Don
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Being a fighter in the UFC is LITERALLY like indentured servitude. Stay woke sheeple.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1466054629865.webm
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>>68516239
you think once Zuffa sells UFC to China that the chinese will pay better?
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>>68516253
In my Reddit opinion, nothing can be worse than the evil Zuffa overlords. If Bernie was elected, every fighter would receive $1 million dollars a second!
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>>68516253
the wage gap between stars and average fighters will probably get wider
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>>68516239
>koran zombie
careful now
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>>68516279
Wait, so you're saying that the fighters who make them more money, get paid more of that money? This is a fucking outrage.
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>>68516279
But the Chinese are socialist they would make the pay more fair, they know how to make capitalism profitable and fair for everyone which is why they're the number 1 power in the world
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>>68516294
ignoring that literally everything in your post is wrong, the people who buy it are probably going to run it purely like a business and not give a shit about twitter hashtags and people crying about other peoples pay
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>>68516323
Well if the reports are correct Zuffa would sell UFC to China Media Capital, a Chinese gove state-backed venture, they pretty much run other sport leagues and own a few Chinese basketball team. Chinese basketball is huge ad rather entertaining. I'd think they would run UFC well and make UFC as entertaining as their Chinese basketball events, plus its ran by the chinese government, so no corruption like cucks like Dana White
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>>68516369
>China Media Capital
Imagine these 2 hosting TUF and doing the press conferences. Cussing in Mandarin do you want to be a Shaolin Monk?
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minecraft = $2.5 billion
UFC = $4.0 billion

lmao
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>>68516451
The US is in a downward spiral, everything is getting devalued and its because everything is owned by China, we are in a worse place then we were 8 years ago
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>>68516451
minecraft is possibly the most popular game on the planet, to be fair
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>>68516509
second, behind tetris
http://www.popsci.com/minecraft-sells-over-100-million-copies
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>>68516522
made by a guy from /v/
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>>68516589
hope that's bait
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