Talk about the draft
CAR:Hurricanes acquire Teravainen, Bickell
NYI:Kyle Okposo likely heading for free agency
LA:Kings, Lucic in 'ongoing' contract talks
ARI:Coyotes open to extension for Martin Hanzal
CLG:Report: NHL chooses Las Vegas for expansion
ANA:Ducks bring back Randy Carlyle as head coach
:Randy Carlyle back as Ducks' coach, TSN says
SJ:Tomas Hertl (knee) doesn't need surgery
STL:Mike Yeo will be the Blues' HC in 2017-18
CAR:Hurricanes sign Sebastian Aho to ELC
PIT:Sidney Crosby wins Conn Smythe trophy
PIT:Pittsburgh Penguins win the Stanley Cup
>>68507966
first for canes
Bolts will have a comfy season and I will be comfy.
>>68507966
>SJ:Tomas Hertl (knee) doesn't need surgery
>first I was playing in the Stanley cup final
>then I took a puck to the knee
Am I memeing now?
>>68507966
>not linking to the official order
https://www.nhl.com/news/nhl-draft-order/c-280973262?tid=277764372
>>68508250
laffs liked it enough to continue paying it until it expires. glad you actually bought the poor diet stuff you must be a real good fan
>>68508262
>>68508262
>>68508262
>>68508262
real thread
OFF SEASON TALK
TRADE TALK
>Salary cap will go up to $71.5 million if the NHLPA votes for the escalator, if not it will sink to as low as $69 million
>Columbus will be looking to clear out some cap, Hartnell has given his list of teams
>Colorado will be looking to move Tyson Barrie, rumour is he's looking for a contract worth $7 million a year or will go to arbitration
>Rangers looking to retool, everyone except Lundqvist, Buchnevich, and Skjei is available
>Coyotes talking contract extension with Hanzal, have also asked for list of teams on his no trade list if they can't come to agreement
>Pittsburgh(Fleury, Murray), Anaheim(Andersen, Gibson) and Tampa Bay(Bishop, Vasilevskiy) will likely look to move one of their goaltenders
>Ducks may face internal budget issues when signing their young players, Lindholm, Vatanen, and Rakell
>Ryan Nugent-Hopkins might be the odd man out in Edmonton with Mcdavid and Draisaitl down the middle
>JvR the Islanders most likely trade target
>Red Wings will try to move Datsyuk's contract at the draft
DRAFT TALK
>Minnesota looking to trade for a top 6 forward, their draft pick(#15) is available
>Columbus, Edmonton, and Calgary all seem open to moving their top picks
FREE AGENCY
>Free agency begins July 1st
>Top forwards: Stamkos, Lucic, Eriksson, Okposo, Backes, Ladd, E. Staal
>Top defence: Yandle, Hamhuis, Campbell, Russell
>""""Top"""" goaltending: Reimer, Ward, Ramo
>KHL players potentially coming over: Radulov, Dadonov, Shipachyov, Sobotka
COACHING
>Ottawa: Hires Guy Boucher
>Minnesota: Hires Bruce Boudreau
>Anaheim: Hires Randy Carlyle
>Calgary: Glen Gulutzan rumoured to be the favourite
>St. Louis: Ken Hitchcock re-signs for 1 last year
>Mike Yeo hired as assistant coach for the St. Louis Blues, and eventually head coach in 2017/18
>>68508337
so you actually believe someone at his fitness level is going to age well?
he's a great player right now but there's a reason no one else was interested in having him for 7 years (now 6)
>>68508667
>67
nice digits. I'll listen to a sunbelt fan before a laffer
>>68508636
>hartnell
34 with a cap hit of 4.75M for 3 more years. hope he likes las vegas. I wonder where backes ends up
Karl alzner just had sports hernia surgery
>>68508776
aw that's cute, you think pongs fans are any different from sunbelt fans?
your browser history from a week ago probably still has google searches such as "what is offsides" and "why can't i see the puck in hockey"
>>68503407
>replying to a 16 hour old comment
Anyone here who went to the parade?
>>68508914
well you tried
>>68508920
>not posting that butt
>>68508776
>>68508959
not to mention you're also retarded enough to think hartnell will go to vegas
columbus can't expose him, that's pretty common knowledge
back to rebbit to read up some more
pretty happy le cocaine 1-3-1 man is back in the NHL
>>68509140
We did it reddit
>>68507966
>makes new thread
>didn't see there's already a new thread
>>68507880
>>68507880
GJ
>>68509179
>yfw the oilers do nothing but draft Bustkachuk
>>68509032
He gave in a list of teams he can get traded for and then used as expansion bait. I get you're young but the last expansion wasn't that long ago
>>68509218
Your thread lost, accept it friend
>>68509218
Should have linked it then
>>68509229
it's pretty clear no one is going to actually acquire him - there is going to be way too many actually desirable assets moving around this offseason to bother with someone like fartsmell
columbus will be forced to keep him and won't be able to expose him
>>68509321
Teams will acquire players for the purpose of them being selected in expansion just like before
>>68509224
mfw oilers trade their pick to the Canucks for Sbisa+Hamhuis
good choice, you need defense
>>68509500
>more lefties
Wouldn't even be surprised
>>68509500
Hamhuis is a free agent retard
>doing generalfanager expansion game
>get to nj devils
>literally no one worth protecting
>>68509558
not july 1st yet, we're giving the oilers his rights
Will all the Finns be bandwagoning Carolina instead of Florida this coming season?
>>68509559
Palmieri and Henrique are good young players and Cammalleri is still good.
Larsson and Severson too
>>68509636
columbus
>>68509636
Im a columbus fan now most likely.
>>68509636
Will be following both for sure. A lot of young meme talent getting injected to the NHL next year.
All the bandwagoners for my favourite teams feels bad. I've liked Pens and Bruins since the 90s.
What players will be top 3 in Calder voting next year?
>>68508636
>rags should also keep Mac, Stepan and Zucc
HOLY SHIT
sprint just stole the verizon can you hear me now guy
>>68509833
1) Matthews
2) Marner
3) Zaitsev
>>68509833
1)Aho
2)Laine
3)Rantanen
>>68509833
aho, laine, pulju
> wings sign riley "dui in a Teletubby costume" sheahan to a 2 year contract at 2 million a year
It wasn't a shit contract! There's hope
>>68509965
>>68509971
>Dat shameless jingoism
>>68509833
Matthews/Rantanen/Nylander
>>68509559
Don't worry they fired the shit out of that senile bald faggot they had for a GM. I wonder what he's doing now?
>>68510030
maybe embarassing dui stories are good luck, look at ROR this year
>>68510098
You seem upset, Jaques. How's Bergevin/Therrien working out?
>>68509746
Pens AND Bruins
Pick one senpai
>>68510292
grammar/spelling is too good for it to be a Jacques, I'm thinking it's Gord from Deadmonton
>>68510292
I'm not a habs fan, Raj, but certainly better than 30th place
BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO
>>68507966
>SJ:Tomas Hertl (knee) doesn't need surgery
Thank fuck.
Hopefully he's back in time for WCH.
>>68510529
>All Toronto fans are Indian
You've never been outside Hongcouver and China have you, Xiang?
>>68510321
No. Wanna know my third favourite? Canadiens. Suck ma dick.
>>68510658
Not a cantpucks fan either, Kerpal. Not that your team is any better than that flaming pile of dogshit.
>30th place
>trying to banter
wew
>>68510658
it's literally a running meme that everyone at leafs and jays games is white and raptors games are the only ones with 'diversity'
>>68510744
>my b-basement t-eam is better than yours xD!!
hi i like hokkei
>>68510886
What the fuck is that proxy?
@68510886
>Using a proxy to get (You)s
>>68510836
How many rebuilds has it been now? I've lost count.
Its amazing that you hindus believe your ownership every time
>>68510935
lol nice
In the 1950-51 season Gordie Howe weighed 205. At that weight he was the third heaviest player in the league out of all 173 players.
>>68510954
>>68510938
I have yet to see what team you're a fan of. Which is it? You said you weren't a habs fan which automatically means you need to git gud faggot.
@68510945
Now who's getting the (You)s, gotcha
>Windows telling me to upgrade to Windows 10 or it won't update my Wifi drivers
wew lad
good thing i have a 100 metre ethernet cable :^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^)
>tripfags using this thread as their own blog
i dont get it tbqh
>>68511029
Fuck off, kips
>>68511029
Are you Cambodian or Vietnamese?
>>68511068
Ya I might make a new trip just to complain to you about my life, Binlan
which team got cucked the hardest in the draft?
>>68511111
Woah
>>68511111
laffs
they have to draft matthews or people will rage
but matthews is a bust so the fans will rage anyways
dubs canada is a shit nation
>>68511111
canucks
>>68511111
>Honcouver
>>68511150
how is he so swift with all that overweight
@68511136
Pls go, flag is too weird it makes me uncomfertable
>>68511111
Trevor Linden
>>68511170
>>68511188
Triple double no assist
>>68510994
I could be a fan of literally any team in the league and I could still laff at the laffs
Feels good
>>68511236
>Being a fan of teams other than the leafs
how can a fanbase be so delusional?
t. lifelong finnish national team fan
>>68511252
>>68511229
he comin this september
>>68511170
That's not overweight. that's just extra energy
>>68511273
laffs hindus are the only people more deluded than finngolians
>>68511295
not unless you post that butt
>>68511282
leafs have more cups than any american team kek
>>68511236
Are you upset at being a fan of an irrelevant team?
>>68511326
does she watch hokki?
>>68511252
Ttbqhwyf
>>68511339
Dont give away the (You)s like that, keep hoc pure with just CAN/USA/FIN
>>68511236
>he still can't say who he cheers for
it's one of coilers/jests/flimflams and i'd much rather have the leafs roster and system going forward than any of those shit-tier teams
>>68511361
What about Norge and Sweden
>>68511381
usa > finn in the bin > leaf > norge > sverige
>>68511325
since we've ruled out the only 3 relevant canadian teams, he is either a fan of senaturds, flimflams, coilers or jests
>>68511376
All those teams are better than the laffs
>>68511326
R A R E
A
R
E
>>68511325
there are 29 more relevant teams than the laffs
top kek
shit team
shit fans
shit city
does anyone have that "we're good and we're young screenie?
>>68511381
Norge/Sweden/Russia/Slovakia are tolerated because they don't post very often and when they do they dont crave attention. They keep it respectful of the big 3
ravioli
ravioli
give me new /hoc/ memeoli
>>68511406
If you're a fan of an American team as a Canadian every word you have said is immediately discredited.
>>68511406
>get 4 first overall picks in 6 years
>still the worst team in the league
Surprised you haven't slit your wrists yet
>>68511433
post butt
>>68511433
Rum
Rum
Post a picture of your bum
>>68511433
butt first
>>68511433
Some Asian trip posted her tranny butt here a while ago and we've been memeing off that ever since.
>>68511433
Ravioli ravioli post the butt-ioli
>>68511463
>>68511468
ill give you guys a hint.
Are you ready?
My team finished above the laffs this year
>>68511406
>being this psychotically obsessed with a team
>posting more about another team than your own
>mfw you're one of those western flyover cunts that calls TSN Toronto Sports Network
>>68511463
I agree m8, and vice versa.
say my name
>>68511463
Nah. Lots of Maritimers have cheered for the Ruins for decades. Proximity & NS and New England have a tighter history than NS and Quebec.
alright fuck this thread
hockey ended a week ago and no new dank memes
going to bed
>>68511495
>mfw no one on your team is as good as Matthews
>>68511495
Blots.
entertain us
entertain us
post a picture of your anus
>>68511522
Wow we agree on something. And nice dubs
>>68511530
Mitch "Claude "Jesus Christ" Giroux" Marner
>>68511433
ravioli
post corn-holie
>>68511530
Dvorak babby
>>68511402
stop feeding it
>>68511326
she look nasty as fuck,not bad
>>68511533
BUTT
>>68511567
>h-hey g-guys I can p-post about a league I never watched, j-just look xD!
>>68511433
>>68511533
doot
doot
please post those gluts
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXC6uP6494E
>>68511539
>mfw the laffs put all their faith in an american player again
>mfw they end up paying him 1.2 MILLION to win a cup for another team AGAIN
>>68511029
I did it a few weeks ago. it sucked and I hated it. now I don't notice a difference other than getting 5 less notifications per day
>>68511637
Good post
I love the fact that even though the US and Canada are rivals, we can universally agree that the laffs suck.
>>68511663
>Yfw the leafs actually payed Kessel 5.2 million to go win a cup this year
now that all the rags fags have fucked off it looks like the laffs faggots of old are filling their shoes
>>68511708
I'm going to miss those delusional fucks. But hey, even they won a cup more recently than the laffs.
>>68511708
oh man were there ever some glorious posts from that carlyle collapse and when they got cucked by the bruins
>>68511663
>a strong two-way center is definitely the same thing as a sniping winger
lesson #3238292 in the malaysian image board scouting handbook
>>68511696
>blues haven't won since 1967 either
>leafs actually have won more playoff series than them in that span
>/hoc/ still completely obsessed with the leafs and never post about the blues
hmm it's almost like autism runs rampant here
>mfw a team can anally devastate so many people at once
>>68511944
I don't even hate the leafs m8. Good luck to you next season.
>>68511637
The hometown strip was a dusty road
That's where the Anglia turned upside down
I guess the street sign is still tilted
The one bent by a steering mishap
After flying throgh the windshield
I had rolled on the hard shoulder
As I was spitting teeth out in the ditch
I puked blood and cried
A scar would only make this face pretier
And teeth can be fixed
But the police took my license and plates
That is hindering the hobby
I'm keeping my hopes up about becoming a rally driver
It's pointless to give advice to mothers' hero boys
You can't win a rally if you're scared
The celebration at the finish is for our winner boy, Teuvo
I was looking for a car for the weekend
And borrowed the neighbor's Sierra
As I crashed into a truck at the Highway
I think I crashed for the last time
Teuvo, give us a ride
Teuvo, your Anglia was sold
>laffs
leafs > canucks
discuss
>rags
>>68512016
I like the Canes. I live in Atlanta so I can choose to go either Perds, Bolts, or Canes games.
>>68512016
I like this meme
>>68511894
Doesnt matter what kind of a player he is, his jersey will be thrown on the ice like all the rest
>laffs
>dfw even when the leafs are last place they still got brought up in almost every playoff game thread
>>68512078
shut up cunt
>>68512078
there is nothing /hoc/ likes more than laughing at others pain
meme
>>68512241
good post
>>68511637
>>68512007
I put effort into this meme, I even translated the song(Teuvo the King of Highways).The meme was based on the line "Teuvo, give us a ride
". I guess some things just don't translate.
>>68512456
>BinGT
>mfw the red wings sign radulov and dump datsyuks contract on the yotes or canes
>>68512016
nice
>>68512482
OUR
FUCKING
YEAR
>>68508920
>replying to a comment from the previous thread
Ching chong wing wong ayyy lmao
>>68512529
I smile evrytiem :)
>>68512536
Oh you silly, silly frog.
>>68511944
>laffs
>>68509140
Look at fucking Bill, he's so happy, just look at him.
>>68512536
Now that Price finally saw how shit the hasb are without him, he'll try to get out of that shithole ASAP.
>>68509643
I see you every thread, devs fucking suck, so fuck you.
>>68512659
He's going to Toronto since every big name star wants to be there.
>>68511944
you're forgetting how new the salary cap era is. the laffs should have won every single year before the cap
>>68512707
>Those assblasted laffs fans
>>68512606
>>68511111
Oilels.
>mfw Jest took the second pick over them
>>68512940
are they in to each other
>>68512963
You're think of Fleury.
meme
>>68513037
>Chicongo
The Rangers don't have a draft pick until the 3rd round
>>68513062
>rags
>>68513061
should probably make the background a jungle
>>68513062
The Rangers WILL make the playoffs next season.
>>68509222
>Trips for Bill
He deserves it, fuck Toronto.
>>68513164
>overpaid, broken down forwards
>mentally abused, senile goalie
>pylons on defense
>rags
>>68509636
jets desu
>Habs odds this year for a cup are 20:1
>Laffs odds are 200:1
Also, not sure if this has been posted, but assume it has. Been gone for a week.
https://medium.com/sportspickle/phil-kessel-places-full-page-ad-in-toronto-star-thanking-toronto-fans-for-driving-him-out-of-town-74b0021f092#.zhpwznksh
>>68513352
Getting ready for Vegas I see.
>>68513395
I wish I had photoshop skills so I could put a bunch of crying Laffs fans and angry Habs fans in the visor reflection.
>>68513352
How the fuck are the >hasb odds so good after the trainwreck of a season they just had? Is it because they expect Price to Carey them deep into the playoffs or something?
Let's trigger some laffers lads
>laffs
>>68513416
I wouldn't call 20/1 good odds. Right in the middle of the pack, but hardly a contender.
>>68513449
>laffs
>>68513416
You're underestimating the best goalie in the league. There's a reason he won the vezina and the Hart before he got injured.
>>68513416
20:1 is not that great considering they have an all world goaler
>>68513452
>>68513475
I'm not saying these are good odds, but they should still be way lower than that
>>68513470
Oh trust me. I live in Montreal and the media simply won't shut up about Price (and I don't blame them for it), but the guy is pretty injury-prone so I feel like this should be a factor as well.
how well will the do in the draft and next season?
>>68513449
>happy about the 30th pick
it doesn't take much to please them after 50 years do it?
>>68512940
>Professional Office Building
That looks like it's from a video game or TV set
Anyone know who holds the most saves in a Stanley Cup final game (not series)?
Wanted to see how well Jones fared with 44.
>>68513644
Shit until you fire your coach and GM desu
>>68513739
Tim Thomas 238. Thats for the series
>>68513757
Avs aren't my team desu. Just curious
>>68513739
Hasek at 70 with a shutout in '94
https://streamable.com/wlvq
still crying tears of joy, lads
>>68513778
I know the series, I was looking for the most in a SCF game.
Thanks anyway.
>>68513800
Wasnt finals tho was it?
>>68513800
Eastern Conference quarter finals, not Stanley Cup finals.
>>68513842
>>68513804
If there was a website that showed the shots on goal for each finals game this wouldnt be that hard
Should NHL retire #9?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10496729
http://www.strawpoll.me/10496729
http://www.strawpoll.me/10496729
>>68513878
Doesn't matter to me since >my team already has it retired
>>68513878
No desu
Love Howe but you'd have to retire like 3-4 more if you retired his
>>68513739
if hockey was an american sport this would be easy but I can't find it. canada learn how to fucking save your shit on the internet
>losing a 1st round pick and a top prospect to replace Okposo with a player who's worse
>lose Nielsen and replacing him with some nobody who sucks dick
>losing Halak for nothing because why not; goaltending will be one of the worst in the league next year
Special teams and goaltending were the only reasons why >we made the playoffs, and it looks like next year both of those areas will go from a strong point to a weak point. Nielsen was our best penalty killer, and our best powerplay forward(along with Okposo). >We are literally going to be a lotto team next year.
Is anyone going to have a more JUST offseason?
>>68513878
no number should be retired, hang your banners over the ice that's it
>>68513936
At least you're not a laffs fan.
>>68513925
I found it already :)
>>68513936
depends on if snow can replace okposo with a great winger or not, but letting nielsen walk is absolutely stupid. the halak move i don't mind so much, but i'd rather move grabovski's salary first.
plus there is no way we are a lotto team next year, defense will get better if only due to pulock
>>68513970
sure thing :^)
>>68513878
I'm not a fan of the league retiring numbers today unless they were unquestionable worth it. team number retirations are cool
>>68514000
I have no faith in a Greiss/Berube tandem, and neither should you. Greiss had a career year last season. And Pulock is only really good for his powerplay abilities at this point in his career. He's average at best defensively, imo.
>>68514000
>we
what are you talking about retard
>>68514080
Someone has to prop up the islanders, they have barely any fans
>American hockey "fanbases"
>>68514133
your post makes no sense
>>68514150
He's an islanders fan
Fans often refer to the team as we
Are you mentally incompetent?
>>68514180
have you looked at the flag? why would he say we is he a part of the organization? what did he contribute?
>>68514180
>being this mad
i was just kidding lmao
I just want to be happy. Will the Bolts keep me happy?
>>68514180
>cancucks are this accepting of bandwagons
>>68514207
No, prepare to lose Stamkos,Hedman, Kucherov, AND Drouin.
>>68514201
>>68514203
>>68514218
>americans getting butthurt at bandwagoning
>they bandwagon 23 teams
WEW
>>68514245
look how mad this fucking leaf is
>>68514257
Is that your wife's bf?
>>68514270
>dude cuck lmao
>>>/pol/
>>68514245
>He visited Canada
Nice try false flag
>>68513936
Isn't that Casey guy your best PK along with Clutterbuck?
http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/phil-kessel-stanley-cup-toronto-kris-letang-team-canada-pittsburgh-penguins-maple-leafs/
AYYY LMAO
>>68514426
>watching Tim and Sid
wolf of wallstreet is starting on fx. the censors mite b fun
>>68514426
>LAFFS
>>68514270
Lmao rekt
>>68514356
No, Nielsen is much better. Cizikas and Clutterbuck kill penalties, but the Nielsen/Kulemin pairing is far more effective.
All the SV% are pretty high desu
>>68514426
that was a really good breakdown. I liked that he mentioned there was no way he'd ever mesh with crosby because crosby's style is so pass and positioning oriented but I think he could change his game to fit with malkin extremely well but it'd be a serious change.
malkin loves to find the guy with open space and kessel loves to find the open space but he likes flex too much to be able to one-time. if he's willing to experiment with a stiffer stick it might be seriously deadly, but no need to rush it while the top 9 are all staying
>>68514599
Malkin is gone tho
>>68514615
>laffs
sorry this is successful hockey talk
>>68514635
He was talking about him going to Florida.
>>68514655
I like that once you get called out for being a laffs fag you say "he" to imply that the last post wasn't you. too bad you do it all the time and nobody believes it
>>68507966
Is it weird to have been following the NHL for 4 years and still not have a favorite team? I just support the team with the most high profile Swede/s at the moment, been NYR due to Hank for 2 years.
