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Eier-Edition!
Matches in the EierMeisterschaft on thursday:
England - Wales (15:00)
Ukraine - North Eierland (18:00)
The Man Shaft - Pooland (21:00)
Currently: Frankeier - Albanien (0:0)
News: Frankfurt gets Hrgota from Gladbach for free
Buyern wants to buy Koulibaly
Miki is gone
Wolfsburg wants Skrtel
Hello
KLINGELINGELING KLINGELINGELING HIER KOMMT DER EIERMANN
>dumbers
>>68504158
one of us
>>68504228
>hating on numbers
macaco pls go
>>68504549
>Hating on macao
dumbers pls go
>not putting your entire Kinderspar on Albania to win 1-0
>>68505296
you did?
>>68505347
No, I still can't access my Bet365 account
>>68505468
why? got banned?
Albania 4 minutes away from achieving history!
GO ALBO GO!
>>68505504
I don't remember my username or password. Been a while since I used it last
>>68505557
Maybe this isn't so bad.
GREASEMAN GREASEMAN GREASEMAN GREASEMAN GREASEMAN GREASEMAN GREASEMAN GREASEMAN GREASEMAN GREASEMAN GREASEMAN GREASEMAN GREASEMAN GREASEMAN
Bon
QUIIIIIIIII
>Kommentator redet 10 minuten über die Friedensreligion
Inshallah ARD àl-jihad, takbir.
PYAET PYAET PYAET PYAET PYAET PYAET PYAET PYAET PYAET PYAET PYAET PYAET PYAET PYAET PYAET PYAET PYAET PYAET PYAET PYAET PYAET PYAET PYAET PYAET PYAET PYAET PYAET PYAET PYAET PYAET PYAET
This french team is a fucking disgrace. How are we called favorites if woeful players like Giroud, Matuidi, Evra, Coman are starting, let alone getting anywhere near the bench? this is truly disgusting, getting fluke wins after fluke wins, the hype getting bigger and bigger.
ok OUImann scored, ok Payet (better than Özil) scored. But our team is still shit
I have taken the #1 spot
>>68506294
>>68506383
same could be said about most so called "favourites" so far.
>even their coach crying
;_; fuck this shit
that was so undeserved
holy shit i hate football
>>68506692
football hates you too bebe
literally kicked out of an irrelevant cup
kek
KEK
>>68507015
who?
>>68507086
brésil
>>68507163
Oh okay. I thoght you were talking about the Euro.
>>68506692
>Not supporting France
Shame on you
>>68504066
>Frankfurt gets Hrgota from Gladbach for free
can anyone in /bundes/ explain WHY?
wiki says he had a good game once in 2013, but I've never seen him do anything useful
I know frankfurt are kind of shit but surely they can do better than that
>>68507555
Gladbach is hell for strikers.
He had great games in the Europa League and clearly has talent.
/MitternachtsWassermelone/
good night
>>68509017
digger sleepy
hi
I fucking hate all of you inbred shitafaced sons of bitches.
sleep tight
Top Müller
>>68512596
i like this because it proofs that he himself sometimes doesn't even know what he is doing, it's just pure instinct and just works most of the time
night
goooooooooooooooood morning
big day today
>Der defensive Mittelfeldspieler Mario Lemina wechselt zur kommenden Saison nach einjähriger Leihe für 9,5 Millionen Euro von Olympique Marseille zu Juventus Turin. Laut dem italienischen Transferexperten Gianluca Di Marzio könnte der 22-jährige Gabuner die „Alte Dame“ jedoch direkt wieder verlassen.
>Leminas Vertrag bei Juventus läuft bis 2020. Leipzig müsste dementsprechend wohl nach der Rekordverpflichtung von Timo Werner (für 10 Millionen Euro vom VfB Stuttgart) erneut eine Bestmarke in Sachen Ablöse aufstellen.
________________________________________________
>
Die Zusammenarbeit zwischen Max Kruse und dem VfL Wolfsburg könnte nach einem Jahr bereits wieder beendet sein. Der 28-jährige Angreifer, der sechs Tore in 32 Bundesliga-Spielen für die „Wölfe“ erzielte und acht weitere Treffer vorbereitete, möchte den Klub nach Aussage von Sportchef Klaus Allofs verlassen. „Max hat den Wunsch an uns herangetragen, nach anderen Lösungen zu suchen“, bestätigte Allofs dem „Kicker“. Ziel des deutschen Nationalspielers, der in jüngst abgelaufenen Spielzeit nicht nur auf dem Spielfeld für Schlagzeilen sorgte, soll ein ausländischer Klub sein. Der Manager der Wolfsburger schloss gleichzeitig aber aus, den Stürmer, der für 12 Millionen Euro aus Mönchengladbach kam, günstig gehen zu lassen.
>>68517598
>(me)
>>68504066
>for free
Did somebody say for free ?
>Borussia Dortmund hat mit Raphaël Guerreiro vom FC Lorient die nächste Neuverpflichtung für die kommende Saison bekannt gegeben. Der 22-jährige Linksverteidiger, der aktuell mit der portugiesischen Nationalmannschaft an der EM 2016 in Frankreich teilnimmt, unterschreibt nach BVB-Angaben vom Donnerstagvormittag einen bis zum 30. Juni 2020 gültigen Vertrag.
>>68517885
JUST fuck my squad up
>>68517885
dam how many left backs are dortmund planning to sign didn't they already sign one this season and they already have schmelzer and that asian dude what the hell are they doing is this part of tuchels transfer tactics or have they gone mental
>>68517960
tuchel probably wants to switch to 343 or some meme bullshit like that and Guerreiro is very very good at both defending and attacking
>>68517960
I'm guessing Park will be allowed to leave. He'd probably make big money in China. Then they'd just have Schmelzer and Guerreiro, and Durm who can play there, but has a sucky left foot.
i can't watch wales-england today FUCK
>>68518011
why not
>>68518064
work work work like a true german
>>68518064
work like an actual person
>>68518080
>>68518101
>not watching the game at work
>>68518129
really makes you think
Reminder to hide and ignore all foreigners in /bundes/.
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Poland needs to win 2:1 today, I need some points in my Tippspiel.
>>68518275
"no."
>>68518267
adolf pls
>>68518275
>tfw the only reason why swissbro is doing so good is because he's probably some betting mafia insider
>>68518365
im just very good at tippspiele
Mainz have bought Danish goalkeeper Jonas Lössl from Guingamp
>>68518718
makes too many mistakes tbf. but he's good for mainz I guess
ugh
>>68519176
It is quite funny tobihannes.
Mfw I'm about to leave for a month and left my plant sitter 2 pages of instructions
>plant sitter
how many ways are there to water a plant?
>>68517518
>>68520000
I'm in the unfortunate situation where I need to leave a note for my neighbour re her use of my electricity instead of her own for the washer and dryer.
I want to be really to the point, but it's so hard not to make a note like that sound passive-aggressive. I just want to be slightly aggressive without the passivity and without being too hostile since I think it's carelessness more than maliciousness that's behind it.
>>68520050
r u kidding
>>68520050
About three fifty
>>68520076
There's nothing wrong with being determined and clear
OOOOHHHHH Baby, can this really be the end?
>>68520539
The end of what
Literally anyone could do Welke's job
>mhm
>ja das stimmt
>interessant
>3 zeilen vom teleprompter ablesen
>mhmmm
>mhmmmmmmmmm
>hahaha oli, das stimmt
>>68520000
how are your plants coming along?
>>68520587
But what if you accidentally say an 'mhmmm' when you wanted to say 'das stimmt'. Not so easy now, is it?
>>68520562
that's up to you
>>68520667
then you just repeat the last word Kahn said, nod and wait for him to continue to speak
>>68520648
Nicely and yours
>>68520676
I understand
What's art about that?
No Phil Jones
>>68520773
they are doing very well. im actually surprised that even the ones that prefer warmer weather like aubergine and zucchini are handling the wet weather quite well
This guy would fit right in here.
>>>/trv/1128395
>over nine months in English-speaking countries
Weed really does fry your brain.
>>68521042
>200$/week for weed
who /ingerl/a/nd/ here?
>>68521042
At least he's not a boring Danish cunt like you, Fotze.
if you want some free money bet on a draw
Joe Hart trying to be Buffon.
LOL
>>68521371
What did he do, sing intensively with his eyes closed?
>>68521436
Yes. Or maybe his eyes were open, don't remember. It looked very forced.
Adolf Hitler unser ÜRFhrer
sterling is shit
>sterling
why is that cunt even playing?
>>68521834
He's the best they have
now that they have goal technology whats the point of these guys
>>68523476
Doppelt hält besser
hahahaha
>ENGLISH GOALKEEPING >ENGLISH GOALKEEPING >ENGLISH GOALKEEPING >ENGLISH GOALKEEPING >ENGLISH GOALKEEPING >ENGLISH GOALKEEPING >ENGLISH GOALKEEPING >ENGLISH GOALKEEPING >ENGLISH GOALKEEPING >ENGLISH GOALKEEPING >ENGLISH GOALKEEPING
>English goalkeepers
Lamo
Based Bale
based bale
like Tobi would say
Joe Fart
you now remember how hyped Englels were thinking Vardy would bring them the EC
he hasn't even played yet
KEK
Direct free-kicks at major tournaments
Gareth Bale : 3 taken, 2 scored
Cristiano Ronaldo : 34 taken, 0 scored
Vardy and Rashford on for Sterling and Kane after the break and England will win this.
should i bother watching the second half?
>>68506692
>having won the WC 5 times
>still complaining
Any news on polish players?
>>68524665
yes its fun
>>68524843
scczczczzczczesny will keep a clean sheet tonight
>>68524843
Piszczek is in great form.
kek england
Where is Engurlands 'new' meme striker and why isn't Mr. Hodgepodge playing him?
>>68525242
he is now
>Joe Fart
>>68525961
tobihonest
Brych is embarrassing us again....
CAN'T TARDY THE VARDY
meh
>vardy still won't start in the next games
Englel is a shithouse tobihannes
>>68528239
i don't get it
>>68528239
yes hello
INGER INGER INGERLAND
STURRIDGE STURRIDGE STURRIDGE STURRIDGE STURRIDGE STURRIDGE STURRIDGE STURRIDGE STURRIDGE STURRIDGE STURRIDGE STURRIDGE STURRIDGE STURRIDGE STURRIDGE STURRIDGE STURRIDGE STURRIDGE STURRIDGE STURRIDGE STURRIDGE STURRIDGE STURRIDGE
FUCKIGN SHIT
>MFW I BET ON 1:1
>>68528403
Hello
>>68528731
did you see??? england scored
IT'S COMING HOME
>>68528805
Yeah
>>68525087
Can't say the same about Fabianski.
>>68528239
fucking umbro
the last ten minutes apart, both teams played woefull.
>Ukraine x NI
Just put me in a 4 hour coma
>>68529741
im watching a movie
>>68529792
I go visiting a friend.
>>68530137
the same who slept at your house that time
?
>>68529741
this will be the first game i wont watch
>>68529792
Thinking of watching the next episode
>>68530326
Same, I think.
>>68504158
fuer ihn
https://www.vice.com/de/read/roman-neustaedter-ueber-die-ausschreitungen-beim-russland-england-spiel
>>68530301
different anon
>>68530747
okay
have fun
Can't have my windows open anymore it seems.
John Kerry is arriving in Copenhagen soon and the police choppers are up. They make so much noise :/
>>68530487
A friend gifted me that exact shampoo for my birthday a couple years back
>>68531120
össi
>>68530596
Pretty mundane article.
He seems like a good lad though.
just added to the list of things i can't hear anymore:
- "we're in .... this .... togethaaaa"
- "wir fliegen weg denn wir leben hoch"
- that retarded guitar play before/after a zdf mats
When was the last time you pretended that airplanes in the night sky are shooting stars?
>>68531541
I can't believe that Guetta wub wub is the EC hymn
>>68531572
never
>>68531621
So there is no "last time". Got it
>>68531693
yes
This is basically Valencia against Celtic Glasgow. 4-4 confirmed
How many goals will Herr Gåta score for Frankfurt?
>>68531541
The ARD song is better, based Herbert
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mypq6rXVkvM
>>68531932
Seven
>>68531977
Czeched
>>68531120
did u use it, how was it
>>68520587
why cant we be watching kahn, scholl, elber and völler talking about the game
Tell your gf you love her right NOW
something bad will happen to you otherwise
>>68532030
I love you
>>68532030
I love you
>>68532038
wieso nicht Kumpel
>>68532030
I love you
l
o
v
e
y
o
u
>>68532083
I just hid it from my parents. If I'd ever used it I'd have to clean it sober and hide it again. Not worth the effort
>>68532122
why hiding? you can introduce that to your father and you both could have nice clean balls
>>68532030
i love you
>>68532122
>hiding it from your parents
kek what kind of sheltered faggot are you that you think they would freak out over a joke "balls shampoo"
>>68532122
>>68532202
I never talked about emotions and feelings with my parents while being disappointed by the sudden death of an uncle I really liked. My father gave me a small penis and my mother gave me crooked teeth and poluted pores the size of a pin.
I started building some sort of self-confidence at the age of 24
Still not over fucking Niggerland winning against Wales.
JUST fuck my Tipps up.
>>68532901
same here :(
>>68532700
kek
>>68532700
>Plaque en provençal
C'est où ?
>>68532901
1:1 here ;-;
>>68533055
Je sais pas. C'est un allemand de ce général qui a posté en Juillet ou en Août 2015
>>68532519
dayum, how are you doing these days
>>68533199
gesundheit
>go for a run
>5,71km in 26min 20sec
>tfw been running 4 times a week since April and still slow as shit
>tfw not disciplined enough to properly follow a routine
should i just cut my fucking balls off and kill myself?
>>68533215
Very good, I have always been doing pretty good
>>68533404
yes
>>68533444
i don't understand why do you think having a small penis matters
once you've pulled a bird into your nest she won't run away if she sees your small penor
>>68533561
Teenage mind
>>68533561
she's a girl who doesn't understand her downstairs bits
hmm
>>68533444
Trip dubs confirm. This anon is a lucky fellow
Nice weather... NOT!
>>68534143
worst "summer" in recent memory
I just discovered Deezer-downloader. Feels good never having to pay for musics any more and pirate them directly from the sauce
>>68534929
Sounds illegal. I'll stay clear.
>not using napster
Oh God why have people invented this meme
Ahahahhaha it's literally the most funniest ever
worst game in EM history
AHAHAHAH GET FUCKED YOUKRAINE
>come on, anon. just have one doughnut.
>you don't really count calories or anything do you
>>68536298
>Serdar Somuncu in the background
Have fun getting cucked with such an alpha male in the room. She's probably unconsciously getting wet by his dominant alpha hormones making their way through the room.
Would look on the floor in shame and leave tobihannes.
Phil Jones isn't playing
ne?
ne?
ne?
weißte? meine family, ne?
Why do you give people you don't like attention? It's the only reason they are relevant
>>68536298
Who is this erection confection?
>>68537204
what are you talking about
>>68537205
Emily Barry
>the city of my tippspiel bets this matchday
ugh
>>68537399
Danke
>>68537534
this, I'm getting fucking rekt
Poland really should win against Germany by one goal, I need some compensation for my other godawful tips
hello i'm here now
>>68538512
Thank God
I'm not watching tobihannes
>>68538707
hey, friend
have you finished that series?
>>68538844
No. There are still over 30 episodes left.
>>68538941
I hope it's not games of thrones
>>68539160
GoT wasn't all that bad for me to be honest. Made it through the first three seasons I think, but not good or interesting enough for me to keep watching.
You could call this game a real jaw-breaker... From excessive yawning!
I'm not at home right now and I am just reminded on how posting on 4chan from a phone is shit. The game is interesting though
>>68539251
I don't know. It feels like there's a true void in a tv show if you have to kill a protagonist at every episode
>>68539528
DENMARK DOES IT AGAIN
>>68539735
install clover
>>68539735
I think there's just very very few good tv shows out there.
I have managed to finish maybe a little over a handful shows.
Felt like GoT was pretty par for the course for shows of that scale. Pretty interesting for a while, but too boring to finish. In my experience that places it a bit above average. Like L O S T which I also enjoyed for a little while, but ahead of Breaking Bad and the Sopranos which are both pure dogshit judging by the episodes I managed to drsg myself through.
POLDI MUSS AUFS FELD
>>68540130
>Denmark in charge of having taste
>>68539894
not available on iOS
>>68540130
yeah breaking bad was quite bad. but tv shows like The Wire, Oz, Sopranos, Seinfeld, Berlin Alexanderplatz, Friends, Heimat, Dekalog are personal favorites
I can't believe I once rated Khedira
>>68540725
he is good most of the time tho
pretty lame game desu
türke raus gomez rein
>>68540648
I really want to watch Heimat.
My all-time favourite show is Matador. I've watched it four or five times, but it's only 24 episodes.
hummels is a overrated player
>>68541669
very much so
What's your favorite opera?
>HUMMELS
KEK
>>68536298
>Would poke her solar plexus with my dick when the ring of the donut passes it
>>68536622
>somuncu
>alpha male
Pfahahah he even got cucked by Neururer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGwG4iOg1BI
it really looks like hummels got a bit of chub. or he's just strong and built idk
>>68541752
monteverdi - l'orfeo
bach - matthaüs passion
weber - der freischutz
bartok - blue beard
verdi - rigoletto
also i like a lot of wagner stuff but i don't want to say out loud that I like wagner
>>68542046
its not wagners fault that hitler liked him
or am i missing something?
>>68542106
wagner's opera is too pretentious
i don't care about the nazi stuff
I'm already starting to feel that I probably will not finish this series.
If I don't watch an episode every day I almost immediately lose interest.
I couldn't find the time to watch yesterday and now I'm thinking of just going to bed after this game.
I won't have much time to watch tomorrow either. Maybe this is it.
>>68541669
think the same
this is the end, my friends
good bye
>>68542922
>tfw it just won't end
Anderlecht have confirmed they've reached an agreement with Weiler, and it's now just about doing a deal with Nürnberg. Seems like an odd move for him.
why do we like this sport so much?
>>68542922
what's a brockenhaus?
