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News:
>Cub Swanson vs Tatsuya Kawajiri targeted for UFC FN Utah
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/14/11938082/cub-swanson-vs-tatsuya-kawajiri-targeted-for-ufc-fight-night-in-utah
>Kron Gracie will fight in RIZIN 2
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/14/11934086/kron-gracie-set-to-face-mma-veteran-hideo-tokoro-in-rizin-event-in
>Tim Means got second job during suspension, hopes to be back around August
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/14/11922054/tim-means-got-job-as-metal-fabricator-during-usada-suspension-hopes-ufc-august-return
>Fedor Emelianenko says he's closer than ever to signing with the UFC
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/13/11925474/fedor-emeliananko-says-hes-closer-than-ever-to-signing-with-the-ufc
>Michael Bisping wants rematch with Dan Henderson for first UFC middleweight title defence
http://www.foxsports.com.au/ufc/michael-bisping-wants-rematch-with-dan-henderson-for-first-ufc-middleweight-title-defence/news-story/cce5bf6343efb08df36b201af871272d
>>68493123
Finally decent OP
patrician thread
>the op matters
why make a thread with zero effort?
here's to Bisping getting heem'd by hendo again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QHcb6n-dNQ&t=91
>>68493355
>walking on beach with jon
why just why dc
I'm worried Hunto isnt switched on for the Lesnar fight. He sounded like he didnt give a fuck in the interview with the jew. Wasnt training, wasnt at a proper camp, no coaches and shit with him.
Its the same pattern, he has a great fight after he has trained hard and looks sharp. Then next fight he either dosnt train and gets complacent about staying fit. Then has really a bad fight. Gets pissed off about it, trains hard, looks like monster next fight, repeat over and over.
>>68493355
this is the gayest man
>You now remember Jeremy Horn
>>68493549
It must really suck to have such a mediocre fat, fat cunt be the face of combat sports for your region.
>tfw can heem every here
>>68493800
>boxingswede
post one of your matches again
>>68493800
Duran had meme footwork.
Alright lads, I finished updating the ufctv.py script for windows.
This one includes automating downloading and streaming for those of us on windows.
NOTE: for this to work you must have livestreamer installed
http://pastebin.com/pJMRkL4W
To download videos call it command prompt opened in your python folder like:
python.exe ufctv.py dl videourl
To stream use:
Python.exe ufctv.py stream videourl
Hope this helps.
Also to >>68488625
Don't forget my $20, PayPal address is above
>>68493893
I beg your pardon
If you could choose 1 fight to not get canceled due to an injury which one would it be ?
does anyone actually care about a gracie in mma anymore? once black people learned how to defend a triangle choke it was pretty much over for them
>>68493927
owen hart vs the god father at over the edge 1999 :(
>>68493918
You heard me Mohamed. Duran had meme footwork. He would have gotten crushed by a real boxer like TJ.
>>68493898
Thanks for the botnet.
>>68493988
hit me up on rumblr bigboy, we'll see who memes on who
>>68494039
I'm at the McDonalds on Wyandotte pussy. Feel free to show up anytime.
>>68493898
Excellent work. I would let you heem my girlfriend.
>>68493927
Rory vs Wonderboy most definitely even tho it's not for the belt, it will be spicy
>>68494154
I really wanted to see Hendricks vs Mcdonald and Lawler vs Wonderboy
>mfw you'll never see Dos Anjos absolutely destroys Conor
>>68494202
Those two also, i think we'll see that fights in the future tho
>>68494205
>>68493898
$20 cuck here. Will steal my mom's credit card and set up a pay pal account. Stay beautiful, friendo
>>68494276
Whats heem #77?
>>68494293
WE
ARE
LIVE
https://youtu.be/NGACD3vPzR0
https://youtu.be/NGACD3vPzR0
https://youtu.be/NGACD3vPzR0
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>>68494318
Nice.
>>68494205
conor would've heemed him stiff
>>68483441
i honestly think he' is gonna win. he always executes a killer game plan he doesn't mind taking it relax'd and can easily frustrate thompson with his elusive style. rory is training with top tier guys. the only thing i think that might go wrong is faras telling him he is the better striker.
>>68493773
>americans saying cunt
burger pls
Came home after a year abroad and went straight to my favourite boxing gym.
>tfw rusty as fuck
>>68494417
i'll hook you in the gobber mate
>Leave RDA to me
>>68494456
ramadan
douche
armenian
>>68494456
RDA will smash Khabib in the rematch.
>>68494423
how was your cardio?
>>68494527
>2016
>Brazilian fighters
im literally hoping rory wonderboy ends in a draw
conor vs nate was a similar situation as they were both my boys but they were not really on the same tier so it was easy to root for nate, this fight now tho ugh I like them both equally
>>68494527
be careful
>>68494527
rda better be careful
>>68494527
>RDA will smash Khabib in the rematch.
>>68494644
lol
fill this thread you goofs 11 posts left
>>68493878
>>68494644
lmao someone can't handle the bants
>>68494644
fucking normies
>>68494106
who dis?
>>68494554
>2016
>american fighters
>>68494644
should have replied "she got it from you"
>>68494644
Someone please respond with "you sound pretty autistic yourself"
>>68493927
I just want my fucking boy to get his belt back already, everyone else at middleweight is such a bum
>>68494792
>Stop trying to kick people
Bam.
>>68494223
Hendricks - Rory will never happen.
>>68494779
>Enjoy your retarded daughter
>I will
>>68494529
Pretty good, I was playing rugby abroad.
>>68494779
>i will
>>68494792
>post usada chris
>>68494843
>>68494779
calling someone autistic's w/e
talking shit to someone whos got an autistic kid is just poor character
Luke no longer has a dad, will Weidman Sr. accept him as one of his own?
>>68495000
>tfw rockhold is legally adopted by the weidmans
>tfw starts attending church with all of them
>tfw goes through the best camp of his life as they train to square off against each other
>tfw regardless of the result they remain lifelong friends and training partners
>>68495070
They are STILL MY BOYS
>>68494954
You really think the average YouTube commenter actually has a daughter and types in that fashion?
Makes little sense for him to lie about it, but people say all sorts of shit with the anonymity of the internet
>>68495070
kek
Are Woodley and Lawler both training at ATT?
>/r/mma blaming other subreddits for ruining the TFATK ama
Oh tough guy using cuss words now
>>68495320
>Says "Im gonna fuck you up 20 seconds before that"
>>68495494
"Im gonna fuck you up" *
>>68495545
#FATSHAMING
Imagine his face when Cruz dropped Faber twice and dominated the entire fight.
>>68495545
holy fuck
my boy Dominick bringing the heat
>>68495545
>that pic
everytime
>>68495545
inb4 my twitter was hacked
>>68495609
>still couldnt finish
>>68495545
It's just not funny when Dom says it. It would have been funny coming from Dana, cause we expect it from Dana. Dom is a professional sportscaster. He should know better than this.
I did like it when he called Hack Slack a moron tho.
>>68495246
When's the next TFATK? Do you think Schaub will give /heem/ a shout out?
>>68495766
atleast he never backpedals
The one saying Schaub's last loss was to Rogan via 'verbal assault' was gold.
>>68493549
Worse than I thought, Hunto training with random goofs and middle ages housewives.
>>68496232
conrad's touchbutt one was pretty good too
>>68493773
Brock is Canadian
Dr. Wyman seems incapable of making a point without using hyperbole.
4 bings until live chat with Cuck "Luke" Thomas
Rory 2, 4, 5
Did shaub get trolled in the AMA? I didnt see any of it.
Live
https://youtu.be/7_-fKyot5hc
>>68497022
based
>>68496893
Yeah he did a bit
>>68497223
Post screenshots pls
>>68494954
shut up you fucking dork
>>68497022
keeping mma safe, G-d bless
>>68497025
stop posting this fag /heem/, be serious
>>68497295
I don't have any, just look in previous threads or hope someone else comes through
>>68494779
>i will
![Daniel_Cormier-727x727.dammresize.360.360.high.66[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UjQSR7S.jpg "Daniel_Cormier-727x727.dammresize.360.360.high.66[1].jpg")
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/6/14/11930046/brock-lesnar-sent-daniel-cormier-a-christmas-greeting-after-joining
Brock...
Does anyone else have dream prophecies about underdogs winning upcoming title fights? I foresaw Weidman and Bisping winning but I was too big of a pussy to place a big bet.
>>68497526
>"He didn't respond," DC said.
>>68493549
Believing his own hype?
Calling it:
Brock bull rush
Brock takes him down
Brock wins within the first 2:15 of the 1st; if I have to pick a time: 1:02 "of the very first round!"
>>68495917
probably never, Schaub on suicide watch
>>68497661
Nate's dog recently passed away.
Rip makaveki
>>68497526
Cormier is a mandrama fan, it's not surprising.
>>68497727
A win would honestly do wonders for Brock, both for mandrama and UFC
>>68497321
>heem
>serious
The more I think about it the more I think Brock gets slaughtered. You guys act like Mark Hunt has never fought anyone with a decent power double. The fight starts on the feet. Brock is gonna be slow and ring rusted. If anyone wont be "Switched on" it'll be brock cause his subconscious will be thinking he's in WWE where the punches are fake.
rory or wonderkid?
>>68496428
mfw he doesn't have a plan for the afternoon, let alone for when Bork takes him down.
>>68498095
Rory will jab, pressure against the fence and shoot for takedowns. Wonderboy will counter, circle away, scramble and batter Rory.
>>68497526
>http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/6/14/11930046/brock-lesnar-sent-daniel-cormier-a-christmas-greeting-after-joining
wtf is this "red panty night" shit?
never heard of it and I'm not googling that shit, sounds like some lemonparty level nonsense
Which one of you fags was this>>689740214
>>68498294
I think rory wins, he's too smart to stand with wonderboi.. This is bad for the sport, wonderboyuh needs to win.
>>68498095
rory
>>68498387
>689740214
>>68493186
>>68493266
Literally no one but you cares about the OP
>>68498375
A Conor meme, he said it at one of the conferences that when he's on the card it's a Red Panty Night because it means more money
I think he said it to RDA specifically
>WHEN YOU'RE FIGHTING ME IT'S A CELEBRATION
>YOU RING HOME SAYING BABY WE DID IT
>CONOR MCGREGOR MADE US RICH
>BREAK OUT DA RED PANTIES
>>68498448
I care
>>68498387
>>>689740214
>>68498448
I come home from work to /heem/ to see bullshit edgy threads with no news when there is so much shit going on. inb4 nobody reads the OP, i do
>>68498425
Exactly, he's gonna shoot for some slick takedowns and pressure him against the fence. But Stephen is training with Weidman, he can hold his own against pressure fighters.
>>68498387
>>68498431
>>68498513
what the fuck are you doing
>>68498513
>>68498431
>>68498387
What the hell are you doing?
Are you trying to link to a different board?
The format goes >>>/[board here]/[post number here]
e.g. >>>/co/83791409
>>68498626
fuckman didn't know how to link post from other boards, was just a test
Is my ISP still banned for some inexplicable reason?
>>68498550
No you don't
>>68498827
inb4 b&
>>68498863
Seriously though this shit pops up all the time on various boards, whoever the Aussie is that gives us this bad rap for spam must be on my ISP, which is one of the major ones in the country. Doubt this would ever happen to a popular American one.
Grrr.
>>68498917
>merely pretending
>>68498095
wonderboy easily, then he'll go on to dismantle lawler
>>68498917
thankfully americans aren't fucking subhuman shitposters like you m8, so we'll never fall under that scrutiny anyway
What does seeing this image make you feel?
>>68499293
Like I don't know who that is
>>68493773
>You now remember this guy beat the shit out of John Dodson and would likely be the UFC Flyweight Champ if he would have continued his pro career.
>>68499293
;_;
>>68498970
>>68499013
Good one lads but if you were in my shoes you know you'd be a bit pissy about it.
>>68499393
I feel sorry for you bro
>>68499381
Also, as you notice, he his DJ's training partner. Makes you think, huh?
>>68499381
I just looked that fight up and the promotion has each round split into separate videos. What the fuck man.
Drei Schnitzel am Tag sind Minimum um großß zu werden
>>68498980
>then he'll go on to dismantle lawler
reaction face
>>68499440
Not at all
>>68499335
>Doesnt know the brilliance of Sergio "Maravilla" Martinez
smdh
>>68499463
I remember watching the free live stream back in 2009 and it was pretty good for a little DC organization. Chase Beebe vs Mike Easton in the main event was the biggest robbery I've ever seen in my life.
Also, this was billed as the biggest flyweight fight in history at the time.
>>68499472
He'd end Lawler's career as le ebin tough man
BJJ Scout Demian Maia breakdown
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qu_ulU7nE-0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qu_ulU7nE-0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qu_ulU7nE-0
>>68499542
don't you mean le ninja meme kick man
>>68499542
I don't see anybody beating Lawler right now. He's not letting go out of that belt until Nick Diaz returns.
>>68493549
It's them Samoan genes. Some of the best warrior DNA on the planet but they're constantly in temptation of just going full fat-fuck mode.
>>68499595
Nice, thanks. I really really liked BJJScout's Dominick Cruz breakdown.
>>68499673
>warrior genes
>>68493549
>tfw Mark could be the best heavyweight of all time if he just applied himself 24/7
>>68499713
It's completely true. You should see some of those cunts. Scary motherfuckers.
>>68493123
World Series of Fighting 31 is on Friday; add that...
>>68499488
Spotted the 189'er
>>68499772
>watching WSOF
>ever
I've never seen a good WSOF event
>>68499595
thanks lad but i'm watching Milo speech
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLqkizGtFo0
>>68499802
>>68499783
I thought that card with the tournament was awesome, but there's a lot of things about WSOF that turn me off.
They feel like a regional promotion trying very hard to seem major league, I mean that's the way to do it but it comes off hokey.
>mfw every time the announcer and commentators say "the decagon"
>>68499802
Oh shit! Milo is going to hit a walk off for Trump! Milo going to get the gay swing voters!
>>68493123
>>68493123
>Hating good guy Benson
It's like you have a fistula and a 13 inch dildo up your ass
New grappling study on Daman Maia's passing game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qu_ulU7nE-0
>>68493123
You need to add a new part to the webm now that Benson got btfo by a no-name in Bellator
>>68495000
maybe that's what he wanted all along
>>68500259
He's not a no-name anymore, can't wait to see Koreshkov again. Dude looked like an absolute killer, even if that fight was characterised mainly by the size advantage.
It's weird though, because his fight to actually win the title was pretty shit iirc.
Lads, my brother won't stop listening to "I Won't Back Down". What do I do?
>>68495917
they record today and release it around midnight tonight
>>68499713
Samoans break everything we know about the human species
>>68500729
He also got rekt by Ben Askren
>>68500823
mount him and beat his face in.
>>68499802
...what if Milo started doing journalism for mma?
>>68501242
He's built like Rockhold though and is 3 weight classes above me.
>>68501292
some awkward rumble interviews
>>68501305
try the left hook.
When's GSP back?
Cormier will HEEM Jones in the 1st. My repeating digits will confirm.
>>68499864
t. mohamed
>>68501580
Thanks lad. Here's your (You).
>>68501580
t. Left Hook Larry
>>68500436
>this is my boy now
>not this is my father now
>>68501586
Never. He's too busy nowadays hunting for dino bones.
What does Khabib think of Bill Warner? He doesn't seem very careful
https://www.youtube.com/?gl=BR&hl=pt#/watch?v=MidmZItX_ws
will this be spicy?
>>68500823
Join the team.
>>68501917
yes
>>68501917
Will be a great showcase fight for Brooks that will immediately put him in the top ten.
>>68501917
What site is that from?
Google isn't giving me shit for 'will brooks ross pearson'
Favorite fight /heem/?
>Diego Sanchez vs Giblert Melendez
>>68502025
mmajunkie, helwani also confirmed it
>>68502025
It's all over Twitter nerd
>>68502055
Twitter is some faggoty shit
This is a great fight
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/15/11948068/anthony-pettis-faces-charles-oliveira-in-featherweight-debut-at-ufc
>>68501917
great fight, can't wait.
>>68501917
RATE THIS /HEEM/
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PZUMpV_lPI
>>68502025
do they have a different google down under?
>>68502258
Well it's showing up now
>tfw the FightFan(TM) in me wants Rory to stand and bang with Wonderboy
>tfw I know it would be a smarter strategy to grapplerape him like he did with N8
>>68502049
Unironically Lawler/MacDonald 2. I've been watching MMA for years and I can confidently say that fight represents everything I love about the sport.
Gil/Diego is still the spiciest banger tho
>>68502049
Leonard Garcia vs Nam Phan
>>68501835
Did GSP get weirder the more he got hit, or was he always this way?
Is it because he's French?
What race puts out the spiciest bangers? I'm going to say Latinos. Be it boxing or MMA, spics fight until they're burger.
>>68502049
Nick Diaz vs Paul Daley
That fight is fucking nuts
>mfw we could have Will Brooks vs Nate Diaz in 2017
>>68502608
Islanders, always the islanders
>>68502049
Garcis vs Jung I or Diego vs Karo
>>68502846
For a man with a %100 finish rate I thought Soa Palelei usually put on some really shit fights
>>68502846
cheese fries at islands tho
Optimization is a commitment to grow strong in the weak places, become great in the good places, & find love in the dark places.
Comfidence is the sexiest trait a man or a woman can have. Confidence comes from knowing and being your truth. So be you! Don't spray a color on your skin, put saline in your boobs or Botox in your lips to try to be something you are not.
Nothing will be sexier than your truth. This doesn't mean that you can't be an artist, and work with the canvas you have, just do it because it expresses your truth, not because it covers up something you perceive as a deficiency. If you feel like a voluptuous woman but have A cups, then go ahead with the boobs if you want to, but don't do it because you want to be something else than what you are. It won't feel right to you and it won't come off as sexy to those with the awareness to see through the veneer. Get a tattoo that is art you love, not something you think others will find cool. That is sexy.
>>68503546
>find love in the dark places
does this mean buttsex?
>>68503939
Women should literally NEVER EVER get fake tits. Unnatural attributes are fucking disgusting. All women should stop wearing makeup as well.
>>68502213
>people talking shit with their hands down within striking distance
I've never understood this.
That which is obscured by fog will eventually become visible. That which you suppress by delusion, distraction, or intoxication will eventually surface. But unlike this mountain, the longer your demons have spent in the shadows the more powerful they will become. The more disruptive they will be when they emerge.
The warrior hunts his own delusions, the demons, with curious dispassion- for she knows that it is much easier to deal with them when they are young. She uses a sword of truth not to slay the demon, but to cut the attachments to her idea of perfection. For the demon he brings only love, forgiveness and the reconciliation with self. That which is resisted grows stronger, that which is forgiven loses power.
Have courage in the dark places, you are not alone. Delusions are inside us all--the only decision is whether to be a warrior and face them, or be ordinary and run.
>>68503939
Also, you don't have to be a musician to be an earth rocker. Matt Serra is an earth rocker.
>>68504077
Motherfuckers think they hard, think they know these streets, thinkin niggas won't get chin checked
>>68493355
>heem will make fun of DC
>they won't listen to the whole thing and feel for this broken man who works as hard as he can
DC was always my boy but now he's my number 1 boy
kek
>>68504015
I think women are pretty tired of being reviewed by men like their only purpose would be to please you.
If most of them saw your neckbeard ass they would proabably run away
>>68504439
i hope my mum doesn't see this one
>>68504444
u a bitch made nigga
>>68504413
I said something like this once and the memers had a shitfit trying to explain that they don't actually have anything against him despite constantly joking that he wants to literally suck Jon Jones' dick. Pack of retards honestly.
>>68504675
What wrong with DC being gay?
>>68504891
There's nothing wrong with it, and I'm frankly disgusted that someone would insult DC for voicing his desire to suck Jon Jones' dick
#IStandWithDC
>>68504675
hola reddit
how does she beat rose namajunas?
>>68505051
My thought exactly. I can't believe Australia is homophobic. Do you think he realizes it is the current year?
>>68504444
>>68505315
no more posting for you
>>68505315
>>
Rogan is live with some who comedian
JOEROGAN.live
>>68505260
You take into account the fact that Rose isn't really that good, her competition is simply lackluster. Now put a distinguished female striker in her way that doesn't work at McDonalds and Suck dick for her college tuition full time and train part time, wollah! There's your answer.
>>68505466
>no more posting for you
>>68504444
>I think women are pretty tired of being reviewed by men like their only purpose would be to please you.
The reason women go to such great efforts to make themselves prettier is to make them a more valuable sex object to men. That's 100% factual. Fake tits and caked on makeup and harpy nails are fucking pig disgusting and should basically be outlawed.
What's your catchphrase?
>>68506215
DON'T FEAR ME
>Will Brooks signed to the UFC
>throwing away money
What a waste. Not as big of a waste as signing Punk however.
>>68505877
>>68506337
COME ON BABY
>>68504444
You think wrong. Taking women seriously is the last thing you want to do.
>>68506424
He's getting paid chump change. Bellator released him, he didn't fight out his contract. He made it clear he only wanted to fight in the UFC. He had no leverage going into negotiations. I doubt he is getting more than 30k/30k.
>>68506609
Are we certain this isn't one of those dealios where a fighter isn't allowed to negotiate until his contract is up but it happens all hush-hush anyways since people can't really enforce it
>>68506215
SUCC
>>68506787
Today was the first day he was allowed to sign anywhere else, but I don't know why that matters.
