please don't tsu in the restaurant

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>>68488952
You can't tell me what to TSUUUUUUUUU

>>68488830
y-youre not gonna eat all that are you ronald-kun?

>>68488830

what is that stuff on his plate?

looks like scrambled egg with squid rings

>>68488952
Hehe I read
please don't tsu the restaurant
now zat would have been ein gut joke. ^^

>>68488830
nice time to have my favorite food

>>68489013
Undoubtedly hilarious, Herr Komedian

>>68489021
lyl

>>68489004
Calamari and rice, salad with boiled eggs and grilled chicken.

>>68489108
Why is the rice yellow?

>>68489121
Probably has saffron in it.

>>68489121
its asian rice

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TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

How can portuguese people be so brown but still have so shit-tier food?

>>68489148
ronald, you're making a scene. eat your din din.

>>68489021
heh

>>68488952

that's not a restaurant, that's in his house

he has this huge round black glass table

>>68489159
I heard they eat a lot of fish

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>>68489159

>sweden
>talking about shit tier food

it's paella retards

>>68489133
That wouldn't make it yellow though, would it?

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>>68489165
yeah bu TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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>>68489212
First result on Google m8

>>68489203

>this flag talking about food

>>68488830
y-you're welcome, tsenpai

>>68489260

shut up, mehmed

>>68489256
Very interesting

>>68489260
german food is absolutely based tho

>>68489260
german food is underrated bro. And by German, I mean Bavarian

>>68489174
how do you know

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>>68489338
>he doesn't follow Cristiano's Instagram

>>68489260
>what is currywurst
Never mind, I don't think muslims can eat that

>>68489338
it is his house.

>>68489275

>implying I'm not a burgermeister

Schweinhaxe is god tier though

>>68489365
Prepare yoursel for the best house tour ever http://youtu.be/cwAfHUXJ12Y

>>68489387
Jej

>>68489387
He loves the dog because he's white? lel

>>68489338
>he doesn't get invited to RonRon's house parties [spoiler]complete with male strippers[/spoiler]

>>68489387
Shit tour so brief

>>68489407
Hes always quiet

>>68489420
>he doesn't get invited to RonRon's house parties [spoiler]as a male stripper
[/spoiler]

>>68489407

because it's always quiet

>>68489365
>cuck uses cuck media to get cucked by another cuck
I don't know what shit country that flag is but fuck off

>>68489441
Oh I thought he said because he's white

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>>68489387
>wishing me to be happy
TYBCristiano

>>68489453
>Americans

>>68489441
>>68489448

haha what a lad

>>68489333
Good lad.

http://youtu.be/hmuUbuTUJ-c

>>68489546
>pepe pretending to be nice
He's the biggest asshole on the pitch every single time

>>68489631
for
>>68489591

>>68489591
>standing up to make sure he's taller
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>68489631
Can you stop posting 2 minutes after my posts, it looks like we're samefagging

>>68489676(you)
ok

>>68489591
>>68489631
>>68489647
>>68489676
samefag

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>>68489591

And last but not least, Ronnie absolutely BTFOing an interviewer

http://youtu.be/4NK9fN0OViA

>>68489745
How can one man be so based

>>68489108

Portuguese food is disgusting. No wonder they're light weights. I'd rather have some nice borscht

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>>68490028

>>68490095

>Getting BTFO by Hungary

laughingwhores.jpeg

>>68489121
>Austria

>>68489745
Why did he speak in English at the end? Also those locker room subjects were all a bit gay, shoes jewellery haircuts, that's what women talk about

There's like 8 Ronaldo threads right now. What he fuck is this board's obsession with him?

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>>68490203
>getting BTFO by the Vietcong

>>68490203
>this flag
>this topic
wew

>>68490248

He was doing the interview in Las Vegas. Probably the people around him were American and only spoke English. Rolando doesn't care he speaks many languages

>>68490383
>he speaks many languages
and none of them fluently, not even his native one

>>68489174
I heard that's not the only huge black thing in his house.

>>68489276
>Yuros don't know about Yellow rice

kys

>>68490414
Messi's shadow?

>>68490597

Paella is literally one of our national dishes mate

>>68490414
he also has a large grand piano in his house

>>68489713
Why does Ronaldo dress like a spastic?

>>68490890

Because he is one?

>>68489365
literally the very first thing i do when i start the pc is check cristianos instagram

>>68490943
What's between his two rice plates?

>>68490943
>all that leftover food

FUCK OFF CHRIS REEEEEEEE

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are you going to come for a swim after dinner anon?

>>68489121
Sometimes they add chicken stock or boullion to rice to make it more flavorful and give it color.

>or the portugese-nuts are just disgusting people

>>68494398
me on the left

>>68494398

that manlet seems to be a little to excited there.

>>68490028
t. communist

>>68494398
>the manlet but brave leader
>the big strong fatso with a heart of gold for comic relief
>the token black
>the reserved background character that always knows the scientific facts of everything and is also a hacker
>a gypsy faggot with greasy hair
they must be living great adventures in the sea

>>68490414
His overinflated ego?

>>68490028

lol check out youtube, literally every american that comes here has orgasms when they taste our bread.

>>68494333
Looks like fried plantains

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>>68494501
>great adventures
I needed a good laugh thank you Anon.

>>68489745
offcourse ronaldo would only talk about hair and fashion in the lockerrooms he wasnt lying

>>68494501
great gay adventures maybe

>>68494398
me on the left

>>68490644

Which paella is better one?

With seefood or chicken, rabbit etc ?

Also do they differ from region to region?

>>68499279
Everything's better with seafood

>>68494501
top kek
Would watch it/10

>>68490943
it must suck to be so rich and eat so little. what's the point of money then?

Reddit here. I just wanted to let you guys know that I have posted this thread over at /r/4chan!


VIVE LE MEMES!

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>>68490943
>a serving dish when you're eating on your own
you can't buy class

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>>68489121

>>68499910
Here's your (You)

>>68499848
fucking women who like expensive shit

>>68499910
nice bait faggot

>>68488830
>I know how to keep my man.jpg